Bar Edition >>151948821
so what's wrong with vegas
I often forget about both the ducks and Anaheim California's existence
What's on tap tonight frens?
First for a 12 team NHL.
>>151956208>>151956208>>151956208>>151956208>>151956208>>151956208
1993
>>15195622920 or 24 would be ideal
>>151956223They should change the name, the logo and the colors.
Quack Quack
>>151956229chosen by pre-lockout salary expenditure, to shake out the owners that aren't really committed
TUSKS UP
can anyone explain hockey to meAfrican monkey here never had snow what team should i root for who is the good guys
>>151956223cope purple uniforms are godlike
>>151956223Same
>>151956298>hockey it's like soccer but on ice and more physical >good guys ducks/sharks/mammoth/senators
>>151956298canadians found a way to make ice skating less gay by making it into a sport with fightingsouthern us teams are the good guys, canadian teams the bad guys
>>151956298The Toronto Maple Leafs are at the beginning of a dynasty
JEN>randies
>>151956298You have three rather good choices, as I see it
my canes ୧༼ಠ益ಠ∩༽
>>151956298Instead of a ball there's a puckThe puck goes in the net to scoreEach team gets 1 goalie and 5 skatersJump on a bandwagon for one of the up-and-coming young west coast teams
>Go to take a shit>Miss two goals
>scoreless draws
svetch is back
>Vancooter
SCARRRRR
svech definitely back
>>151956298good guys:flyersbad guys:everyone elsegaryshannon
I like Zombie Nation
beautiful pass from walker
>giving up a shorthanded goal to the cancucks
>svech kills jarvis>jarvis draws a penalty>svech scores on the peepeebased?
/hoc/ is dead tonight :(
>>151956460it's friday night. we're all out with our girlfriends.
>>151956460Not one matchup worth a casual watch
my trickies :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BFdSNX5N5A
Why is /hoc/ so jealous of the Flames?
>>151956509there are just so many things to be jealous of
>>151956509They're in the McKenna sweepstakes
>>151956509The Flames are the current dynasty
dynasty of being shit
>>151956565If I had down syndrome and gained 50 lbs, I would look like that retard
kwab
>>151956570uh reddit told me mckenna wasn't going first because he's playing only above average at 17 against fully grown adults
>>151956662Did he bite his tongue or something when he got pushed?
>>151956693got a stick under the visor but i'm still gonna make fun of him
>>151956711>got a stick under the visorthere isn't a stick even remotely close to his head during the whole exchange, what are you talking about
>>151956728
my flysies :(
how is ersson still getting starts what the fuck is going on, am i missing something here
Dwayne Jetski
>>151956728Look at another angle, canes player clipped him near the eye
>>151956735i've never actually seen a visor prevent an injury, only shit getting stuck underneath it and nailing them in the face when it probably wouldn't have without one
/hoc/ will you marry me?
>>151956803ill marry you for american citizenship
>>151956803I just met you
my flysies :)
zegras redeemed
>>151956803
snuggeroo
already fucking sick of these reffies tonight
for me its jeremy roenicks long lost czechian son phil roenick
games so shit they killed /hoc/
acrobatinen
>>151957040gary did himself no favours with cantpucks/randies
i overposted yesterdayim lurking today
>scoreful draw in Regina, which rhymes with Something
oh no my medicine hat fell off!
Does BC have a town named Fentanyl Hat?
lankinen still wears a dangler...
>>151957098they have tofentino beach
>>151957064i don't remember particularly hating any canadian posts yesterday so i probably enjoyed yours
>>151957150t-thanks!
van car phi stl nyi utaWhat's the longest word hoc can make with tonight's scorebug letters? No cheating.
>>151957091I got sand in my regina
Lmao why the Canucks get rid of Bo Horvat. He was their captain and he scored goals. Now they got no captain and no goals
This sport is only good when the Kings are good.
>>151957230good morningthat's a nice vancarphistlnyiuta
>>151957230racist
>>151957230>sluta
>>151957230Unchristianly
>>151957290antiracist
>>151957309Wow. You win.
if you're playing pond hockey and the net falls through the ice on e breakaway is a penalty shot awarded?
Day #325 of sobriety so I decided to celebrate with 7-eleven pizza and ice cream
>>151957339>net falls through the iceGame over
>>151957339You just determine whether the puck would have gone in the net if the net was there.
>canies get a penalty for a nudge earlier>kane acts like a neighbor at the redline for 2 straight minutes>reffies give no penalty >immediate canes goalpuck don't lie or something
>>151957339you should probably stop playing if the ice is breaking
>>151957372Gotta play to the whistle.
it's pretty cool that they named a bank after Eric Desjardins, he was a good defenseman
>>151957351Good job. I too am sober. It gets much easier over time
My Jackies :)
McKenna was a -4 today in a 7-1 loss
I hope my Jackies can extend Coyle. He seems to be a great fit here
svech didn't happen
>>151957434Demote him to U Sports desu
>>151957612jesas
>>151957434Going to be funny watching these teenagers from the CHL come to the NCAA thinking they are going to blow it open like they are still playing against 15 year olds.
>>151957612Ouch!
>>151957434kwab
>>151957612That looks pretty vicious. On the other hand, maybe it was an accident.
THAT'S A NICE BISCUIT
dudes a real aho
>>151957661I trust Gary's determination
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
based surge in progress
Lol Petterson got roped in.
I'M SURGING
I know the Flames are elite, but who else is?
I'm finding it hard to enjoy the islanders without Pierre "signed for seven years" Engvall.
my canesies :)
>>151957282They decided they’d rather keep JT Miller. Oops
>pettersshit
I think Hoob is heating up
>>151957739What a shot.
>>151957739the Swede fears the Finn
Just left Doe's Eat Place. I HIGHLY recommend it if you're ever not near an NHL team
>>151957786We were wondering where you'd been. Thanks for finally checking in.
Here's how I'd like points to work:>If you win a game in 60 minutes of play you get 1 pointThat's all.
>>151957826Sorry to worry you. At the very least I'm usually lurking, so I'm here even if I'm not posting
>>151957852Well that's good to know you're safe.
>>151957351Congrats on your progress! You're insanely strong
>>151957845That's antisemitic
eggsdra dime :DDDDDD
>>151957845another meme scoring system for my spreadsheet
>>151958109more hokkei :DDDDDDD
>>151958109i feel weird going to junior hockey even going to my nephew u18 i feel like im there scouting bucks
the red and black teams need to do more to differentiate themselvesChicago - seniority they get dibsCarolina - grey/silverOttawa - copper/goldNew Jersey - green??
>>151958148In canada we love cheering on our teenage boys
>>151956223Not their fault you live under a rock. They have 2 sports teams (at one point 3) and Disneyland.
>>151958109Overtime? In MY Regina?It's more likely than you think.
free hockey
>>151958160Jets and blue jackets need to differentiate from each other
>>151958175hahah good one>>151958179you were raped against your will
>>151958191Friendly fire, you got the wrong guy.
GARY POINTS FOR EVERYONE
benalty shot awarded
zegras.......
>tfw to smart too possess the puck in OT
I don't watch much hockey, but for some reason I remember they used to have the game clock count up instead of down? And they changed it at some point in my lifetime? Is that true or am I making it up?
>>151958282international hockey used to do that
and you guys said the games tonight suckAPOLOGIZE TO GARYPRAISES GARY
They should do soccer rules, where they let the last possession finish before ending the game.
>>151958291I swear they did it in the NHL. I'm probably just imagining though.
>>151958330>Cycles out of the zone for 5 straight minutes until the defenders can't standYeah, sounds wonderful.
looking bad for the blues cruise
FLYERS WIN
Canucks fans are so delusional about their team it’s honestly pathetic.
>>151958356In soccer if you don't actually try to attack they end it. It's obviously a little subjective but it works pretty well.
>>151958160New Jersey really needs to bring the green back
>>151958392this but habs
>>151958398The rules in soccer being so subjective and up to ref discretion is why it's the most blatantly rigged sport on Earth.
>>151958432>>151958392Flames fans on top
>>151958268owari da
>Zegras is good againtwink death isn't real you can't twink die
>>151958437Ehh, every sport has subjective ref decisions. The way they end the game is not a common point of complaint, it works pretty well.
>>151958392This but Leafs
are these just all pranks?
>>151958537i'm watching on the second freestr link currently
>turns the puck over causing bloos first goal>responds back with 2G1A and a missed penalty shot>is playing like over 20 minutes a game nowi still dont quite understand the ducks trade>>151958537aceztrims mogs
Why isn’t anyone watching the tkachuk brothers podcast?
>>151958737do they discuss anything interesting?
>>151958737ive never listened to a podcast. idk how desu
>>151956662>>151956711>>151956735kek
>>151956220two ahl level goalies and the team plays terribly without stone. karlsson being out hurts too
>>151958810You need an IPod for those.
>>151958190true like laffs and blots
b u l l
another garytime, another funtime
I love Gary so fucking much bros
so if u kick it and they attempt to make a save but don't it counts?
>While they were reviewing the goal, Tony DeAngelo was given a 10-minute misconduct. #Isles
>>151959098what a retard
Alright Gary, you already gave the Isles the first overall because New York bitched at you, enough with the Stink Island freebies.
knights
>>151959127I'm still angry they cancelled the olympic sendoff >:(
>all 4 games today went to garytime
Imagine gooning to mcdavid ai on character ai for 12 hours straight
>>151959152bo almost knows hockey
this garytime will be up and down
>>151959139boo fucking hoo
is tony still in the box
isles won
clubbies would of won that
OUR ISLANDERS
TUSKS DOWN
Another youngest player to xyz
>>151956509They have takagi and firethats so cool
>just kick the puck inwhy hasn't anyone else thought of that
>>151959275How many thousands of feet do you have to stay from schools?
I’m starting to think treliving is a shit gm. Leafs should fire him now.
>>151956509I envy their OC and mountains
Mammies are officially overrated
Huomenta but the opposite
>>151959303>their OCYou mean slapping an ugly ass Code Lyoko character onto others people's pictures?
dont be rude to takagi or ill kick your ass bud
>>151959344their fairly rated. they'll be a solid first round exit
I refuse to believe flames fans live in Sweden
>>151959362What about the nub?
>>151959392it's been becoming very obvious it's just a lamesfan using a VPN
>>151959392why is that weird
just took a marner
>>151959445im legitimately too stupid to set up a vpn that isnt ip range b& by 4chan so it ain't me >>151959362cope she actually lives here and is a part of the team the images arent edits at all
>>151959460Islanders mentioned
>>1519594601.2% of swedes are based
>>151956208luv the bar edish. simple as.
I hope the Islanders plane crashes, legitimately the most white trash fanbase in all of sports
>>151959402Hearing Huberdeau and Andersson for EP40.
not sure if this new podcast has what it takes
>>151959715>fat guy on the toilet angleThat's peak framing
Jack Hughes cut his finger off with a slippery steak knife kwab
>>151959667Go have sex with your sister-wife
The ECHL is about to fold. Pretty bad for hockey and the growth of the game. Perhaps the NHL and the AHL will have to expand with a bunch of teams very soon now to fill the holes in, especially, the US markets this will leave.
had shrimp 'za and a cup'la beers last night and ive had to marner three times this morning, some of it got stuck in the tavares and the whole adam fox is smelly now
>>151959790sad to hear about your tavares and adam fox but we don't call the other one those that now they are now called nicolas roys
>>151959676NOT worth it. Hang up the phone Conny.
>>151959891had shrimp 'za and a cup'la nicolas roys last night and ive had to marner three times this morning, some of it got stuck in the tavares and the whole adam fox is smelly now
>>151956322>less gayabout that
H..he’s not real> AI Overview>Matthew Schaefer is a fictional hockey player, while Cal Clutterbuck is a retired NHL player for the New York Islanders. Schaefer and Clutterbuck are connected through a recent, albeit fictional, series of online posts and articles that discuss a hypothetical scenario where the two players are part of the Islanders organization, with Clutterbuck praising Schaefer's potential. >Clutterbuck, who retired in April 2025, was a longtime NHL player known for his hits.>Matthew Schaefer: A fictional hockey player who is the subject of recent online discussions and articles in the context of a hypothetical New York Islanders organization. He is sometimes portrayed as a rising star.
how fat is stephen these days?
>>151959982Very
>>151959989sad. youd think he'd learn that girls (real ones) dont find moobs attractive
>>151959998cope he doesn't care about real girls he already has knoel
>>151959998there are chubby chasers
vaq's getting a little pudgy desu
>>151960020Usually the men have something else to offer too, like money, status, an average sized penis.. something Stephen has none of.
why doesnt /hoc/ have a podcast?
>>151960049fetishists don't follow the rules pal
>>151960078Because it would be too based and the jews and their numale golems would shut us down.
>>151960078If I wanted to listen to a bunch of gay retards screech at each other, I'd watch wrestling.
It's our year.
>>151960098you watch gay retards larping as virtual sock puppets screech at the camera in a language you don't understand kwab
>>151960078Podcasts with 5 views are baby shoes never worn levels of sad to me
I need a girl a cute one maybe asian and make her watch my cbj blue jackets
/hoc/ podcast would get gary on and we'd grill him about every single kike thing he does from the sunbelt to the ball machine
>>151960118The fuck are you talking about, you gay retard?
I'll come on the pod but don't have much to say about hockey
>>151960137https://youtu.be/u2mYJ-5c4IY
>>151960021damn i hadn't noticed, i'll have to take a look. how was smack
>>151960150it was shit
meat sock handy
Lane CHUDsonbros...
>>151960200He’s rated 91ovr in nhl26 while Schaefer is like 79
1rst overall here we come
>>151960213likely you or nashville
why does it matter if the guy was put on ir retroactive to a few games ago?
>>151960256>not using a 4 time cup winner for stockholm
>>151960256where sedin
>>151960283Allows him to come off LTIR sooner and may also allow them to bank more cap space
>>151960331them boys are from örnsköldsvik in västernorrland. mogged by foppa in other words
so diosappsointed in the canucks
>>151960256wheres ek65?
>>151960368
>>151960368yeah it's over. the gm also said they aren't going to try to rebuild if hughes walks, so there's also no hope for the future either (and hughes will walk I guarantee it)
>>151960150it was cancelled
how does one incident at a pumpkin patch destroy a whole franchise
>>151960368at least the tyler myers and loui eriksson years were a more entertaining dumpster fire this is just sad
>>151960381between being forced to wear drag for halloween by his wife and getting publicly humiliated in front of his family at the patch, miller's mental health was shattered and since he was a team leader it rubbed off on the rest of the players.
>>151960381you tell me
>>151960391>>151960381And they got rid of Horvat to keep JT Miller
>>151960381vancouver fans are heartless and soulless its really sad cause the team had something good going for themlook at hughes now, you can tell its been tormenting him night after night after night
>>151960381getting hosed for chytil might be one of the worst trades this franchise has ever made. of course they will always try to spin it to protect that mopey overpaid swedish faggot but chytil is complete trash even worse than fucking pius suter. traded a fucking 90 point player for nothing. that bald faggot needs to be fired like tomorrow.
>>151960405Yeah they did a huge favor by taking him off the rags hands, like they didnt do any due diligence about his concussions? He missed time because he stumbled over a guys stick at rags practice and it set off concussion symptoms. Granted after 5 concussions Chytils handlers shouldnt even have been letting him on the ice after #4. The canucks must have been real desperate to not even get on of the rags legit prospects in the deal
hello bro's
>>151960439hi
completely fabricated stories
thinkgen bout being a numale and playing 2ship mm rando
>>151960466It'a true, the Canucks took Victor Mancini in the deal, a 23 year old former 5th round pick that had a decent camp and was only in the rags lineup because of injuries. The return on that trade was a mess.
>>151960466pius suter had the 3rd most goals on the team last year and that bald retard just let him walk for nothing and now hes on a 20 goal pace season again. absolutely dismal asset management that has set the canucks back at least 5-7 years so far, if at least not a decade.
shorks are mathematically eliminated
>>151960509i don't think they had the cap space to sign suter, but i could be misremembering. i drink too much
>>151960521celebrinibros...
>>151960521kek no they aren't
>>151960521just like my islanders
Vancouver is so boring and irrelevant.
>>151960570yeah, vancouver - washington! haha!
>>151960540they have to tank if they want to have a shot at more dmen. their current roster of active double agents is probably not great long term.
People actually went to college? I got B and C in most of my subjects. That, or I'd skip class to smoke. Never respected teachers or teacher aides, just kinda brushed them off as glorified babysitters. Hockey players in my high school were DUMB, they just screwed around in woodshop and automotive class.
>>151960576kek!
>>151960552I’m sorry my fren but your islanders are tied for 7th in the NHL
Why are Canadian-Romanians so violent?
>>151960626he didn't mean it he thought there was a venomous spider on the red guy's helmet
>trade Horvat>left with a bust bottom 6 forward
>>151960641what did that pick turn into?
>>151960649Lol
>>151960651
>>151957230Caravansary
Making a post in the hope that my knighties start winning again
poo peeland
Jeff Gorton was interim GM of the Boston Bruins for less than four months in 2006. During that time, he drafted Phil Kessel, Brad Marchand, and Milan Lucic. He signed free agents Zdeno Chara and Marc Savard. He traded with Toronto to acquire Tuukka Rask. He was then replaced.
>>151960691seknding my eknergy bro
