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Publix Edition
Last time >>151956208
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Our habs win tonight
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bulju
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>>151964696
Is now a star in Switzerland
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>>151964661
So hypothetically if the oilers miss the playoffs this year where do they go from there?
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>>151964682
No
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>>151964714
Drai will exit.
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>>151964714
McDavid and Drai murder-suicide
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>>151964715
Ruins may look good next to the leafs but they play a real team tonight
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My penguins ):
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>>151964661
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>>151964661
>>151964661
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>>151964747
>5 regulation wins
>real team
Jej
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>>151964714
They rebuild for a decade
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>>151964747

> CORRECTED, again
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>>151964682
You’re in for a bad 3 weeks
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Huge day for gary puck
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>>151964777
>laffs
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>>151964747
The Sens are probably better than the Habs
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>>151964777
Checked and also not a problem since Gary pays the same for OT and Reg Ws
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>>151964825
Wrong.
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>>151964863

>laffs
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>>151964777
Checked
>laffs
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>>151964777
kwab it's the bozo who thought OT wins were Gary points
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>>151964966
>laffs
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WILL my Leafsies make the playoffs?
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>>151965006
It's only a question of when
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>>151964966
Stop harping on him. Make fun of him once then move on to making incessant fun of Treliving.
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How do you rate him so far? Keep in mind Stars have one more point than they did at this same time last year.
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>>151965026
fine, but I'm going to make fun of the oft-injured 4th line plug Scott Laughton as well
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>>151965077
>mocking a cripple
pretty uncouth
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>>151965006
At this point, laffs are fucked for 10 years. They've destroyed their future as well as the present... a rare feat.

>laffs
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>>151964682
Yes
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You guys are so obsessed with the leafs it’s honestly embarrassing.
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>>151965103
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>>151965109
>laffs
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>>151965108
>dat image
Jen
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>>151965077
You can try but you literally can't make fun of him. He's a former 3rd liner, that has been promoted to the heavier responsibility of the 4th line. He was worth a prospect and a 1st round pick. A healthy Laughton is the leafs best hope right now.
I fail to see how you could possibly make fun of him. Just go on and try it.
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>laffton
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>>151965109
My shanaplannies.
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>>151965103
cope they're a destination city
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>>151965192
It's full of tr00ns though
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>>151964714
crosby missed the playoffs several times and no one thought he would vanish
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>>151965192
That's clearly an ironic shitpost
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imagine skirting the cap with Boston Pizza side deals and still fucking sucking. Unbelievable
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>>151964682
idk chief, newhook and guhle missing is pretty painful
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>>151965257
it's ok, they're big guys
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>>151965207
you know this how?
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>>151965192
Yes saar my families is coming for living and Bob's and vagene of fellow canadas
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>>151965275
for me
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>laffsnet shovels a one and done team down everyone's throats for decades
>y-y-yours so obsessed
jen
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>>151965036
They've been looking like shit most of the games.
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>>151965286
It was in one of Trump's campaign speeches
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>>151965303
Cope they’re sick
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watching the uteck bowl. i don't feel so good, smusissies..
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>>151965286
I went there, it's a horrible city
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>>151965302
*switch over to tsn*
*three guys with their cocks out literally masturbating over the leafs*

we're outta options
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>>151965342
im sure you felt right at home
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talk shit about my flames tonight see what happens. the new cloning technique is working properly and one phone call is all it takes to have 15 roided up lombergs skating in your backyard kid
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>>151965379
Nice try tr00n
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>The theme of the day emerged in those stories, delivered in the form of written parental complaints read aloud by Ferdinand-Hodkin. One player was called the N-word. Another, a “Black monkey.”
Wow, Canada. Wow.
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Leafs window is now who the fuck cares about draft picks.
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>i beleaf
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Did he cut his finger off?
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>>151965524
Probably damaged a tendon.
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>>151965524
its called hazing
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>>151965524
I'm so sick of the Glass Hughes brothers
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>>151965524
I guess a glass shattered in his hand
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>>151965572
That's how planet retard proposes a proper toast
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>>151965746
The man behind the hiring
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>>151965395
youre the one hanging out in toronto
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>>151965853
Gary doesn't intervene in GM hirings except once for Dubas.
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>>151965524
>eight weeks
Why are finger injuries among the most serious for hockey players? Can they not grip a stick with three out of four?
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>>151965524
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>>151965891
It's pretty generally accepted the Treliving is Gary's inside man whose purpose is to destroy Canadian teams.
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>>151965900
jen
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>>151965900
hoho hahaha heheheee
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we're the hasbs and the debbies getting too good for North East?
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>>151965036
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>>151965955
Good morning saar!
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If the leafs won a cup it would ruin Boston pizzas "let's watch Canada finally win together" marketing campaign .
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>>151965900
>leads the league in short-handed goals
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>that'll be 12M+tip
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>>151965853
>laffs
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>>151966028
y-ya we're better off without him leafsbro
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>>151965920
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>151966049
Didn't the laffs pay $10.9mm to that guy?
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>>151965483
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>>151966049
Shit with... shit without. Always shit.
>laffs
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remember when /hoc/ was shilling Misa as the 1st overall pick?
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>>151966017
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>>151965572
You can damage your hand badly on a cracked glass as well, and even cause nerve damage easily

https://www.nm.org/healthbeat/healthy-tips/hand-injuries
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ivar stenberg just scored again for frölunda. if he comes to calgary im getting his jersey immediately gary
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>>151965955
>Barry Obama Gettman, Prime Minister of Major League Cricket from another dimension

the 4chan from the dimension refers to him as "Bog"
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>>151966150
misa looked really good until his final season before the draft
he got exposed extremely hard in the ohl playoffs
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>>151966150
No, I completely forgot
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>>151966150
frondell plays for djurgården in the shl and hes pretty good. i was saying all summer he should have gone 2nd
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It feels like a lot more teams are playing back to back this season
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>>151966647
All part of Gary's forced parity plan.
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>>151966647
i wonder what major event is happening this year in Italy to cause this
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>1 goal in the last 5 games
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>>151966647
Condensed schedule due to the Olympics
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>>151966709
Esti d'caliss de tabarnak
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>>151966768
bust status?
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>>151966879
>2nd in rookie scoring to a defenseman
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>>151966901
whole lotta cardio there
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who remembers /sp/artan and the sharty?
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>https://youtu.be/MqB7f9hZaFg?si=l8Fjq8_koSTxt8Pb
keep your stick on the ice frens
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>Get drafted by a Canadian team
>Get worshiped as the second coming of Christ
>Fall below expectations
>Get chased out of the city by the same people that worshiped you while they pretend they never liked you and that everyone else was overrating you, not them
A vicious cycle with no end in sight.
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>>151966768
Carney here. I suck jew cock for money so Demidov has to be eliminated.
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>>151966954
Maybe if he spent a little more time at home his daughter would still be able to walk
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>>151966973
nobody expected taylor hall to be elite
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Give me an example from the NHL where one of the best two-way NHL players of all time became a coach and made his team play the most boring system of all time?
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>>151967021
Jacques Lemaire
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Disgusting camera angle in the Swiss league.
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I'm an example of not asking.
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>>151967164
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>>151966939
>luleå
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>>151967162
Excellent example. He also won a Stanley Cup as a coach with another team (a "newer" team) than the one he was iconic for as a player, just like Jörgen Jönsson.
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>most dangerous intermission in Halifax
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>laffs claim Troy Stetcher on waivers
Jen.
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lmao yall niggss gay
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>>151967323
kek did they send down Cowan yet to make room?
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>>151967164
a swiss miss! haha
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>>151967164
Ice is way too wide, true Euro pussy bullshit. Not real hockey.
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lol
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>>151967394
you can't skate
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>>151967323
He's better than most of laffs dmen.
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Will my Cappies win tonight? Going to game and it would make my week, but I am not confident.
#8 also looks done, but I've thought that before.
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>>151967456
Ah is that the Olympian you’ve been talking about?
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>>151967504
Doubtful
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>>151967627
>dobson
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>scoreless draw in Ottawa
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>>151967323
ya they need a stretcher...FOR SCOTT LAUGHTON BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>the city of Memes

eat it, Niagara
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Are all zoomers born with glass bones and paper skin?
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>>151967735
yes
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>>151967735
No
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How many tonight?
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>>151967769
Looks like he has a fungus growing on his face
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>>151967769
who the heck is that retard
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need an aged ip so i'm posting here
let's go *checks notes*
Nashville Predators because it's bold to name a team after molesting children
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>>151967767
Didn't he play like 15 games in his draft year because of injuries?
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>lames
laffin
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>>151967735
I just assumed he got into a fight with cody glass...
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>>151967836
He crashed hard into the cage and broke his collarbone.
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>>151967806
There's a fungus among us.
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>>151967819
>hunter skinner
HAHA his name is puny =D
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>most dangerous lead in Ottawa
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> "Join us tonight for another exciting edition of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh'. We've got an exciting lineup of rapes to bring you, including the recently prolapsed hasbs, the laffs with their always hungry bussy, and the ever loose soilers. Join us for full coverage."
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>scorefull draw in New Brunswick
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>>151965192
I wish that were true, however, history shows us that simply isn't true.
Something about the media machine, or the fanbase, kills the fire in them, only a few can handle it, like Johnny Toronto
Perhaps it's just the fact that the Leafs players are basically idol worshipped like gods.
I'll just root for the Habbies, they've got a good thing going, until the Leaves get a real team that works well together, I am not interested.
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god what a fag
shut up
canadians are so annoying
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No one cares about your shit team, Yank
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oh my team that won the cup 3 times since 1993? yeah guess I'll go cry now
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its gonna be a pretty /hoc/ night on hot i predict
puck drops in less than 4 hours
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People pay to watch me pla- ACK my finger!
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>>151968213
>only three times since '93
That's so cute...
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>>151968260
I like you man.
you're a good guy.
so I spit in your moms asshole before I fucked her there. and came there. I could have gone in dry but because I respect you I hooked her up with some natural lubricant. you're welcome.
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why didnt gary at least give us any mid day slop to tie us over until the evening
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more like osgreat
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>>151968468
it's "tide" you filthy brown shit stain
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How many games will he get?
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>>151968547
we don't sign our posts here
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>>151968580
2 minutes for slashing
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>>151968547
so you dont know
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>>151964714
Houston
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>>151968587
back to /epl/ with you
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My beloved Stars play at the same time than my Longhorns.
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>9 am game
>on a sunday
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>>151968754
Based
>preds vs penguins
Unbased
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well you guys are always so mean what do you expect

every time I post you're mean to me for no reason just because my flag is lebanon and now I'm on cell instead of wifi and it's a US flag and you're gonna say some schizo vpn bullshit

I say have a nice day and I'll pray for you and everyone is still mean for no reason so fuck you and fuck canada and fuck everyone except copey he is the only person who has never been mean to me for no reason
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>>151968580
Hopefully a season
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>>151968925
Have you tried not acting like a complete faggot every time you post? You forgot to mention, when you say "have a nice day" it generally comes after a paragraph of you being an absolute cunt.
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>>151968925
>all these flags to choose from
>picked burger
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>Leafs place Anthony Stolarz on injured reserve
Toronto lost his best player.
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>>151968925
>fuck everyone except copey
Birds of a feather lick windows together.
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>>151967735
I blame lack of milk
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>>151969109
toronto is a girl
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>>151969119
My leafs use they/them pronouns
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>>151969134
male, if that matters
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>>151969134
what are they?
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>>151969119
Shit I should have used their.
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>>151969161
retarded
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>>151968925
I don't know who you are.
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>>151969161
jen!
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>>151969161
shit
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need an ip to make a thread :(
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>>151968718
watch the stars bucko
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Canada is the only country in the world with a U20 player currently in the NHL.

Nine. We have nine.
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>These guys start chanting WE WANT THE CUP!
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>/hoc/


>flagdrama, Grey Cup Central, ornithology, and Ice Hockey, the game of Lord Emperors and Queens
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>>151969333
>marner on 1st
>binit ton starting
They must be handicapping themselves due to the lack of competition
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>>151969333
Glass cannon
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>>151969333
I'm the fifth line center
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>>151969416
That much firepower qualifies as a howitzer but yes
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>most dangerous draw in Brantford
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>>151969280
Because Canadians sit on most leading positions in NHL organizations and will always pick one of their own to be on their roster than a better player. There are at least 7 Swedes that would go straight into a NHL lineup today, but they have contracts in Sweden and want more development in the SHL.
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>>151969487
cope, SISSY
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>le plomb le plus dangereux du Val d'Or
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>>151969487
seven less soft pusys in the league is a good thing
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le valley of gold
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>lead in the valley of gold
>Pb in the valley of Au
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>>151969592
this is fun
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shut up geeks
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>>151969662
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>>151969509
>>151969528
You can cope with the truth, you gay AIDS infested faggots. There's a reason why there are a bunch of no-name Swedes in the NCAA that are drafted. NHL teams scouts are completely worthless and every front office is full of shitty politics.
>>151969463
Oh, it's Brantford the prospects dudes are saying is rolling over the league. I thought they said Brampton, but I looked at their roster and didn't see anyone noteworthy.
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>swedish man copes with his countries declining hockey talent
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>>151969775
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I asked grok what were some famous Canadian songs and it was quite a dismal list
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The NHL needs Robin Kovacs because he is neurospicy like me
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>20 bing or so until puck drop in Sunrise
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>>151969883
They clearly punch way above their weight with music. I would assume the "Canadian content" mandates helped out decades ago but who knows what breaking out in that industry is like these days
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>>151969883
>Iconic Canadian Anthems
>"Ahead by a Century" and "Bobcaygeon" by The Tragically Hip (highly popular within Canada)
>"Northwest Passage" by Stan Rogers (often described as a Canadian alternative national anthem)
>"Snowbird" by Anne Murray (launched her international career)
>"The Hockey Song" by Stompin' Tom Connors (a beloved cultural staple)
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by tomorrow swedanon will have seen more preds games this year than any sunbelt goyms posting itt. how has gary failed to grow the game™ so spectacularly in tennesse?
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https://youtu.be/JzIhmo_LR2A?si=0TL5t91hWpuxMn36
i like my healthcare free and my music subsidized
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>Classic Canadian Rock and Folk
>"American Woman" by The Guess Who (later famously covered by Lenny Kravitz)
>"Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolf
>"Four Strong Winds" by Ian and Sylvia (considered a Canadian classic)
>"Heart of Gold" by Neil Young (his only No. 1 U.S. hit)
>"If You Could Read My Mind" and "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot
>"Life Is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane
>"Summer of '69" by Bryan Adams
>"Takin' Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO)
>"The Weight" by The Band
>"Tom Sawyer" by Rush
>"Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy
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>Canadian Pop and Contemporary Hits
>"Big Yellow Taxi" and "Both Sides Now" by Joni Mitchell
>"Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd (one of the most-streamed songs of all time)
>"Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen (a global No. 1 smash)
>"Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen (gained global fame through various covers and cultural moments)
>"If I Had $1,000,000" and "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
>"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion (the theme song for the film Titanic, a massive global hit)
>"Still the One" and "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain (major pop-country crossover hits)
>"You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette (a key track from the Grammy-winning album Jagged Little Pill)
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>>151970104
>They clearly punch way above their weight with music
The fuck? There are three countries that clearly punch above their weight in music:
1. Sweden
2. UK
3. Ireland
>>151970017
Robin Kovacs killed his best friend by being a street race.
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the only swedish song i know is "what the fox say"
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>>151970375
That only because you like to suck cock.
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>>151970395
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gary better not delay this puck drop, it's creepin' up on midnight as it is
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>>151970454
that'll be 25 minutes + tip delay because of *checks notes* cum slurping ceremony #634
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>>151970454
>as if the pressure weren't enough already, goyim
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>>151970454
sorry bro we need 30 minutes to acknowledge that we are currently on unceded territory that was stolen from the natives
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>>151970693
The heckin natives who raped and brutally murdered their own, might I add.
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>scoreless draw in Sunrise, FL
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>>151970841
any fights?
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>>151970853
I'm sorry, are you not watching the game?
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>>151970903
lol
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>>151970903
We dont watch sunbelt hockey here
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>>151970932
That's funny, cause you play in their league
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>>151970903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkWHQ3MRlH0
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lol
>Canucks have signed David Kampf to a one-year deal
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finna bouta see some chimpouts in south florida pretty soon
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Didn’t even make it 9 minutes into the game before Bennett elbowed someone.
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I sign my posts here
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Dirtiest team already getting dirty. Somebody take these pieces of shit out already. Just a good stick whack to the face, take out an eye.
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>>151970932
So you don't watch Stanley Cup caliber hockey? Your loss
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>>151971106
"dirty" is just an opinion, usually by the weak
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>everyone except copey
based fren :)
>>151969111
KWAB no milly
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chicken tendie subs are FINALLY on sale my dudes
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Well? Where’s he going?
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>>151971607
Why would anyone want this nigga?
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>>151971637
Desperation. Kinda sad how nobody wants to chance on someone new and younger
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>>151971674
Half the league is after Denver's coach and he pretty much told them to fuck off
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can /our/ >laffs turn this season around?
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Ducks < Geese
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Apparently /hoc/ has a life outside of /hoc/
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>Canucks sign Kampf to 1-year, $1.1M contract
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>>151971963
>laffs
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It's always funny when Canadian media and players start complaining about "the pressure of playing in a Canadian market". Has there been ONE (1) incident in the history of the NHL where the captain has to be confronted by the fans and discuss the team's problems after a loss?
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>>151972034
No, laffs send out the stickboy to do that.
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>>151972034
"Confronted" by children standing 1 feet away between two layers of plexiglass? Canadian players arent retarded enough to get in to something like that.
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>>151972082
There's no plexiglass between the fan section and the tunnel. And he talks to the grown men to the right, most are out of frame.
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>>151972140
Whatever you say pal
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Based colorb owl in minnesota
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>>151971963
the laffs unironically need centers now with their injuries
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Lmao Greer to scared to fight Gourde
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>>151972034
why are you just going to pretend like the randies didnt respectfully cheer for their home team after getting completely embarrassed on home ice for the 4th time in a row not a single boo heared all night? aho never had to face any music?
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Mctavish is such a fucking idiot why were the ducks so obsessed with signing him? All he does is take stupid penalties on repeat.
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marchand scarrrrrrrrr
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Boldy should be fined for that pass.
>>151972488
Boos? Fucking children's games.
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wordle in 4 barely got connections
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>>151972547
the only people questioning stamkos drop off last year was friedman on his podcast. not a single predator fan or media member even noticed.
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These fucking refs
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>>151972628
Vasi is so washed
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>>151972588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGUGZ6xt1lg
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>rags
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>"Hello again out there and welcome to tonight's broadcast of 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh'. I'm Ron Mundane and I'll be you host for tonight's wall to wall coverage of exciting anal violations of leaf teams from coast to coast. We hope you enjoy it as much as they do."
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Kill bet fags. Behead bet fags. Roundhouse kick a bet fag into the concrete. Slam dunk a bet fag into the trashcan.
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Crucify filthy bet fags. Defecate in a bet fag's food. Launch bet fags into the sun. Toss bet fags into active volcanoes. Dropkick a bet fag to Mars.
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big test tonight against the humble merchant-free ruins
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Who is this fat bitch on Chicago countdown?
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So how are we doing tonight, just got home from work
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the habs have started losing badly at the same time the streams on onhoc started to shit themselves, except for the russian one. hope it's back to normal now
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not very exciting so far
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so what's the tampa bay strategy behind 8 minutes of penalties in one period
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>>151972862
bet
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>>151973277
great and sober
way anders?
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>>151973277
After paying for 6 months of car insurance, my wallet is a lot thinner. But there's plenty of /hoc/ tonight.
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>>151972912
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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Canada punching so far above their weight in music that they have use an Aussie band in the Hockey Night in Canada montage.
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>>151973127
Who are they replacing newhook with
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>>151973497
only swedish music we've ever had was from millencolin and the hives
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>>151973510
a guy name davidson who looks like josh anderson and cole caufield son
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>battle o' florida done by 8pm so we can all get blackout drunk on a saturday night
and niggas will still complain about gary bettman
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>>151973510
They had to bring back Oldhook.
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>>151973277
currently recording some camwhore's chaturbate stream which i will later upload on pornolab, also watching the habs/bruins game
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>>151973575
He used to be the captain you know
>>151973544
Ok cool ill keep an eye out
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>>151973277
thinking of grabbing barbecue. my team is playing but its a rebuild year
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mfw everybody thought owen beck was going to replace jake evans, yet he can't even get the call up from the AHL
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samoskevich is the future
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Bjorkstrand having an awful fucking game
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>>151973277
felt a migraine coming on so i jacked off and ate a mushroom chocolate. either it's gonna fix me or i'm gonna have an awful night.
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>northern italy will have hosted two (2) separate winter olympiads since a new york islander played in a game
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DROP THE PUCK GARY
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>>151973510
A chance for Oliver Kapanen, to show his quality.
>>151973531
That's because you were forced by your government to listen to inferior Canadian music .
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>>151973586
Thank you for your hard work Anon.
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BOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>151973661
as shitty our mainstream music is, at least we had internationally successful artists like celion dion, bryan adams, shania twain pre lymes, billy talent, justin bieber, avril lavigne, neil young, nelly furtado, the weeknd, drake etc....

you only have ABBA and basshunter
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OILERS WIN !!
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some hugging and kissing along the boards
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>>151973683
you're welcome, i dont know what i'm doing this desu, i even considered buying content to leak it on camsites and pornolab, but jesus man some shit on manycam can be so expensive
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TERRE DE NOS AÏEEEUUXX
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>>151973647
neat
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>>151973709
>>151973709
The only non horrific ear bleeding shit in all of those are Neil Young and Bryan Adams.
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>>151973734
>bryan adams

opinion discarded

he's literally one of the worst in the list
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>laffs
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zadorov a right
zadorov a right
zadorov a right
zadorov a right
zadorov a right
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OLD TIME HOCKEY
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debbies :)
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>>151973775
struble you don't need to try hard anymore to stay in the lineup, guhle is a goner
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Cringe meme opening faceoff fight
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I've listened to so much music man there sre so many songs and sick beats that I can remember in my head but have no idea what the song is called. I used to dow load tons of music of soulseek and its all been lost to time.
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How do you not lose the respect of the entire locker room after they find out you're going to be sidelines for 2 months because you cut yourself while eating dinner
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Fucking Cernak
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hymo back oil back
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Are the Bruins not aware that Montembault is the worst goalie in history according to Habs fans?
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>jack eye
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based Bruins are 2 for 2
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>woll back
>Laughton skating
The comeback begins
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Can the phlegms recover?
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yup oil are back
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what's up with darnell nurse masterminding every play tonight
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>>151973983
Not before 2030
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>>151973835
hockey rinks don't have sidelines
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>>151974038
Might only be that soon if they can avoid going on a cheeky little win streak and trick their owners into believing the 'layoffs are possible again so they can draft another shitter 16th overall
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>>151974030
N
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>>151973734
Drake is ok, he just makes inoffensive background music. Not my style but also engineered to never offend anyone either. Of course he is also a pederast but this is not historically unique for popular musicians
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>>151974030
Maybe they are showcasing him
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>>151974058
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>>151974030
d-man trades got him shaky
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>>151974084
Background music where? Rockafella Records lobby? That shit is insufferable.
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My Sensies :(
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Just continue to own Can'tnada. Go Kings Go
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>>151974084
I find both him and his music extremely offensive .
I get in fights with zoomers every time they bring him up
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>>151973965
This leafs team reminds me of the randy carlyle years except they are somehow even softer
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>>151974131
If you talk rap with someone and nobody mentions Immortal Technique or Nas, dismiss their opinion
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Who let the dinoff out? WHO WHO
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ah, I see that the reffies have money on the Oilers tonight
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>>151974160
Immortal Technique is a faggot these days but those 1st two albums he made 20 years ago were bangers
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Ottawa still doesn't have a shot on goal
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I'm so fucking tired of Montembeault...
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>>151974084
>>151974131
inoffensive as in musically appealing to the masses, not inoffensive in terms of suggestive content, music these days is all degeneracy
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>penulty shot when the guy is surrounded by 2 defenders in front of the crease
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>have cool helmet in your logo
>don't wear that helmet on the ice

If the Senators wore those helmets they'd have the most SOVL
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>>151974084
Anyone who listens to the weeknd or drake should seriously consider suicide.
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my girlfriend doesn't care for hockey and wants me to go to the gym instead of watching games.
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>>151974219
vegas and nashville have better helmets
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>>151974181
always. The most protected team in the NHL
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what did they mean by this?
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>>151974241
I'm talking about the feathers/bristles and everything
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>>151974244
That's the Florida Panthers.
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>>151974240
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>>151974240
based desu, you should go and stare at her gymshorts asscrack
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sennies and randycanes need to dig the fuck in
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>>151974240
My girlfriend got me into hockey and we watch together. We're not the same
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>>151974240
grab some headphones and listen to the radio
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I just deleted 3 different 100+ word posts because I'm unable to express my hate about drake without becoming unhinged and incoherent
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>>151974280
Not even close. The Oilers would have been eliminated against the Kings in the first round if it wasn't for the refs. It's insane how many BS calls go their way
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>>151974333
It's alright pal you can just call him a faggot and we know
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>>151974349
divine intervention kangs would've gotten swept 2nd round anyways
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Drake is a diddyblud
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>>151974378
The only two teams in sports who get coddled more than the Oilers are KC Chiefs and Golden State Warriors
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>laffs
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mun tree ull
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>Kitties can’t even beat the Lightning literal whos at home
Lmao
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forever jealous of toronto for producing worldwide superstars meanwhile edmonton has jordan peterson
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drake is my girlfriend's favorite musician, and i have to listen to his bullshit constantly
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muh zacha
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>>151974333
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>>151974349
Gary desperately wants a leaf team to win the Cup. He gave up on laffs and now soilers are the one.
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>>151974448
>i have to
you most certainly do not
speak up for yourself, or forever be a cuckold
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lol kastellic retard
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>>151973340
Haven't had much to be excited for since weinerpegged
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GARY MY HABS NEED MORE PPS GARY
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zadarov fuckin it up
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Boskeks
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what would it take for zadorov to sign with edmonton
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>>151974630
6 maybe 7 dollars
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>>151974333
based
>>151974349
The Oilers would have been eliminated against the Kings in the first round if Byfield hadn't been such a fucking dumb hockey player.
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>>151974682
byfield humbled our humble hasbs a couplenof days ago
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gary's website is down
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>>151974731
Do you mean pornhub, founded by Gary's best friend, Pornelius Hubert?
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Scaaaar
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McKenna is invisible again tonight, I wonder if he’s going to get the Hagens slide in the draft
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do the habs know?
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>>151974488
will the kitties ever drop the underdog act? you were never victims of gary you dumb stupid ape
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>>151974850
Unless another prospect really steps up, he will not.
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>>151974859
>Ruckersville Canadians
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Fuck you Dobson you fucking retard. Second time you shoot on first block in a 5 on 3.
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>>151974448
Kwab I bet she thinks of that pedophilic Torontonian when you fuck her
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>>151975002
Are you like 10 minutes behind?
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>>151975086
No idea. First period just ended.
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>>151974682
>Byfield hadn't been such a fucking dumb hockey player
I'm sure he thought about it all summer. He's playing a lot better this year. He dad dicked Toronto and Montreal this week
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>>151975106
you watch the games without a tab for the stats? ngmi
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and he didn't mind the quack quack and the legs all dangling down-oh down-oh down-oh
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gary is going to get a player killed one of these days if he keeps this up
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>>151975149
I just wait for the cucks here to read and analyse the stats for me
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>>151975149
I have like 83 tabs open in Chrome and 56 in Epic. And Gary's site don't work.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>151974893
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>151975149
Stats are for losers
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>>151975172
I'm hoping one of these leagues steps up and limits bets to $5 max. This shit has become cancer and everyone who opposed them legalizing it are just shaking their heads knowing this shit was going to happen
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>>151975172
Athletic exposing my side hustle
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should have been a penalty on the refs
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i don't even watch with sound on
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>>151975210
People who don’t close their tabs freak me out. Lunatic behaviour
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>>151975218
>t.Z score enthusiast
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>>151975238
This but porn
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>>151975285
i watch porn with no video, just audio
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>>151975172
>how did you let that goal in?
that's a legit question for a lot of goalies whether you're gambling or not. I hate faggot retard goalies who can't see the puck, it's too small!
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even the reffies can't keep our canesies down
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>Thomas Harley week-to-week
What the fuck happened??
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>>151975248
It's mostly stuff I have to listen to in search for music or thing I want to buy but has held off for a year or so.
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>>151975317
Google "how to make bookmarks"
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Mika jihad pp goal
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>>151975317
Just bookmark it you retard
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can whichever of you chucklefucks that is ddosing nhl.com please just fucking stop???
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>>151975338
How the fuck is columbus getting outshot 21-4
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>>151975311
wrecked his motorcycle
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>>151975368
Well you see the rangers shot the puck on goal 21 times and the blue jackets only shot the puck on goal 4 times
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haha vroooom
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wake up, monty
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uh-oh, Draisaitl's getting PISSY again
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Ya this place sucks now
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oh man bedard is going to FIGHT easton cowan
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>>151975368
Both teams started out very slow and only the Rangers picked it up
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>>151975368
they suck
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>>151975311
creamed bussy
>>
This leaf team is so fucking ass I can’t watch
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harvey dent
can we trust him
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Scumbag empty net goal assist for McKenna, he was trying so hard to score
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There are no Wild fans here tonight.
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Sens-Kings is the slurper of the night
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>>151975476
bedard couldn't even defend himself against corey perry
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>>151975378
>>151975535
No no I mean last game (which he played in) and as of a few hours ago we was a game time decision
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>>151975335
>>151975341
No. I already have 300 bookmarks.
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>>151975553
I've been really enjoying Arkham Knight recently
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>>151975554
every year gary has to hype up the projected 1oa and every year it turns out to be a bust. but he does it anyways because it sells jerseys probably
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My boy Bichsel.
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>>151975583
Same but they are all organized
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Ruff is going to win this year's lottery. Time to retire.
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>>151975591
Somewhere out there, there’s a Habs fan with a Shane Wright jersey
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>no penetration from the leafs PP
Predictable
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He sucks!
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>>151975577
he* not we
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>>151975573
can we be so sure he was even trying to defend himself though?
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He stinks!
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>Jack-eye
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>0 shots last PP
Holy shit
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>Hutson shooting from the blue line
Motherfuc...
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oh man bedard is SO GOOD at setting up high-danger chances
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>>151975664
my god you're right
>>
okay 2nd 2manPP we gotta score now
>>
Typical Montreal soft
>>
firewagon hockey in rapecago
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Why is Gary helping the Habs so much?
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ruins are bullies
glad reffies stand in to CORRECT them
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my sabres :(
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>>151975759
Canada's only hope can't lose all hope . it would be bad for the market
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i feel like they should put matheson back on PP1 now
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Can't make a 2 feet pass on the stick and every shot goes 6 feet above the net.
>>
commercial comparing ethanol blended gasoline to female athletics

hmmmmm
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>>151975825
yeah i think hes a little injured
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>Bruins kill another 5-on-3
>immediately take another penalty
Kek
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what a joke lmao
>>
blackhawks red jerseys >>> fumes red jerseys
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>>151975874
Nice dive
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flaccid peepee
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>>151975759
also gallagher needs to go back to do his job as a punching bag
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>>151975874
Maybe the habs should try scoring
>>
new swedish HOF goalie just arrived
>>
I'd like to punch every teeth in Lindholm's porridge mouth down in his throat. Fucking Danish son of a whore.
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>>151975897
regardless, it's clearly interference
>>
Goal by attrition
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Spencer Knight should play on the Vegas Golden Knights.
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poor mac
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>>151975942
There’s literally nothing wrong with being Danish and dare I say it is preferable to being Swedish.
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>rags
>>
ouchie
>>
Video review is gay
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>>151975942
>hating canadians
>hating finns
>hating danes
sounds like a (you) problem
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>rags
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>>151975952
I see the Habs are back to their winning ways of the 2010s when they were “good”
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even the reffies are all blinged up in the nhl
really says a lot
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>>151975942
lego>ikea
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>>151976013
I don't hate Canadians
Finland doesn't exist, it's rightfully Swedish clay
Denmark is a den of complete degeneracy and worthy of full blown hate.
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Based refs
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mcavoy got blasted in the face
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Can the next thread be good?
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>>151976086
Everything about this post is gay.
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>>151976104
Good luck LMFAOOOO
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>>151976104
We don't make good threads here
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>>151975942
Have you ever had Filipino porridge? H4jbw
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>>151976104
Good guys are winning so yes
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>>151976096
he shouldn't have been standing there
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Cuck?
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>>151976096
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>>151976142
no
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>please wait awhile.before making a new thread
Sorry fellas I tried
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How was that not a high stick? Even the commentators are questioning the refs decision
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>>151976181
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>>151976096
#13 nope'd the fuck out of there
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>>151976202
Nylander is beloved by everyone including the refs
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in two pps the leafs have managed one shot on goal
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lmao that was pretty blatant closing the hand on the puck by bedard
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>>151976173
It’s pretty good, a little spicy cuz of the ginger
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>>151976254
They are a broken club but will still win this thanks to woll
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>slafpoopy
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>>151976254
You’d think that with all the talent on that team they’d have a good power play I swear they haven’t had a good PP since phil kessel was on the team
>>
wow a bruins pp, quite unbelievable
>>
>>151976340
>>151976340
>>151976340
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>>151976336
Kinda like the Habs, can’t score on two long 5 on 3s lmao faggots
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>>151976370
retard
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for me it's Schwarzfreitag
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>>151976363
It will be 4 on 4 soon
>>
real
>>151976418
>>151976418
>>
Tabarnak.
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somebody make a real one
>>
ET LE BUUUTTT
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>>151976412
5 on 5 lmao
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Is bleu cheese just a dip for buffalo wings or a salad dressing?
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>>151975002
No refunds
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>>151975591
>every year it’s a bust



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