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sneed
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Calisse.
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This is the thread
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ET LE BUT
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>>151976418
what if ehlers was an eel
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>>151976418
We need the McAvoy webm
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big 3 minutes for my Broonsies
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How come when someone scores, they immediately go sit down?
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>>151976490
He would be slippery
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>>151976501
oh lawd he bleedin'
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>>151976524
When I get excited i get the jelly legs so it could have something to do with that
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>>151976490
then debrincat would try to eat him
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Pastrnak speaking Swedish to Arvidsson on the bench after the goal.
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>>151976537
Thank you!
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Uh oh Troonsies
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>>151976557
but I thought pasta was german
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>>151976614
Silesian
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>>151976614
Sudeten German
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caufield goal
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>>151976566
>Montembault
It’s fine
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caufield you lil beautiful boy
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>>151976496
kane out there putting the whole vancouver franchise on his back
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>>151976665
He's literally flying.
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debbies :(
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is this le thread?
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>he slipped and fell and cut himself on the glass
yeah more like he was drunk as tits and tried to do something stupid like hand stand on 2 glasses
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>>151976957
can't believe their other player named glass also got hurt
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Laff fans
What are my Nuckies in for?
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If I was McDrai I would strangle Skinner in his sleep.
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>>151977056
He'a going to at least try hard because he wants to make the czech olympic team
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>>151977056
struggle
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>>151977056
kämpfen und siegen
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just get the fucking puck holy shit
hitting dudes for nothing and watching guys just skate past you
lazy bums
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>>151977072
still cannot believe the oilels didn't change a thing about their goaltending
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>>151977072
the shitass team is built on the power of friendship no one's getting thrown under the bus
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>>151976665
big z-tard failing again
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>>151977105
There's like 10 Czech players currently in the NHL. As long as he's not in the AHL, he's a lock for the Olympics.
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>>151977180
That's why he was so desperate to get out of the laffs ahl team
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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SKINNGOD!!
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oh wow the Staal line finally decided to do something tonight after playing like retards all night, good for them
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>>151977112
It's hard to make changes in the NHL. Ask the Avalanche, who changed half their roster including both goalies mid-season last year, how hard it was. Almost impossible.
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fugg :(
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>>151977180
filip chytil clean bill of health incoming
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>>151977207
Yep. From what I hear, the Czech head coach would rather take players who play in the Czech Republic than AHLers.
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zadorov strikes again
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le GRAND PP
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>troons
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WOW THE RED WINGS FUCKING SUCK
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Good for the Oilers that Andershit is also a horrid goalie.
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>all these penalties
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>comically-obvious hand grabs the back of a guy's jersey and pulls him down
>no call
kill them all
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z-tard is key to this bruins rebuild
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SCAAAAAAAR.

>philthydelphia
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>>151977372
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Berggren trying to do a Forsberg and Doan just folds like the Maple Leafs in a game 7.
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The Habs are trash, what are my Bruins doing here?
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>laffs
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Wow I hope Sabres anon didnt kill himself after the 2nd period
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sennies wtf
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>>151977456
As a hockey player, Befggren is a fagtard.
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>>151977516
Kangz have done a good job shutting >us down
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CAM ON WINGIES
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>>151977569
91 looking a little slow
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>>151977569
when does he go full heel against his team?
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>>151977619
He swung his stick at him. What more do you want?
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>>151977569
>Rielly defense
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>>151977642
what does he think this is, the OHL?
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>>151977626
I can see that if another team starts paying him to talk about their team.
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My Sensies :( GG Kangz
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Chinaman is so fucking back bros.
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Too bad Samuelsson didn't die, the fucking traitor.
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>conquerors of canada
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>>151977753
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Canadiens will get at least one more power play
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Garytime in Caroline
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Many games are going in Gary time tonight.
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reffies are going rogue in the detroit/buffalo game
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fug
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Gary insists upon the garytime
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reffies with another HUGE 2 points in Carolina
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>>151977834
Not anymore
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MORE GARY POINTS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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>>151977917
OUCHIE
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bruins again lost their two top defensemen hampus and macavoy.
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There'a like 5 games in or heading to OT or just ended right now. Can habs make it 6?
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draisaitl doesn't smile anymore :(
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gary point was a mistake
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I really want to know why Krebs served Greenway's penalty only for Greenway to play on the PK.
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>>151977072
>5 on 5 and only 1 carolina player being defended against
>skinner visibly suffering decision paralysis as he opens 5 hole shuffling not committing to anything
>player just... passes the puck and his teammate scores with the goalie beside the net
literally how is this a stanley cup finalist team if the avalanche aren't?
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>l3ffs
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Laffs couldnt even make it to ot
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These refs are so fucked. Toronto man. They’ve been fucking the hawks all night
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wtf wongs bros
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Three points for rangers and columbus is rewarding terrorism
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SABRES WIN
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Was choking to the Sabres part of the Yzerplan?
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>laffs
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Drop the puck fuckstick
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>>151978056
And both Sabres and Wings get points.
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kek z-dov tryign for an empty net who is he fooling
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>>151978144
Thank you gary
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Saint-ciboire.
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FIRST PLACE BABY
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>>151978097
The sabres are what the yzerplan is going to acheive in the next 8 years
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TABARNAK
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Wanna hear a joke?

Toronto Maple Leafs.
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hasbs sis...
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My only consolation is that is wasn't a blowout like the last 2 games. GG Bruins :(
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need bedard to get an empty netter to keep the point streak alive
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based blues making my knighties look competent :)
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who /heem/s after /hoc/?
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Are the Habs actually frauds?
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>>151978281
no stream

bruins just keep winning. not sure how
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>>151978289
im starting to doubt they were grossly oversold
fraud no, cup 2027
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>>151978289
The next game is against the Leafs. Better not lose it.
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>>151978281
Mayne put it on while i play video games, havent watched ufc in ages
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>>151978289
The games they have been winning they have barely been winning and they've mostly been against shit teams.
So yes, absolute frauds.
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>>151978281
prolly college handegg and bed desu
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>>151978333
Score more goals than the other team, it's simple
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>>151978333
stream
east
hd
com
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HAWKS WIN!
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>laffs
>hasb
>snes
EasternCanadabros...
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>>151978289
I got the feeling the losses is them giving their energy to the Alouettes for the Grey Cup tomorrow.
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My penguins ):
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>>151978417
who?
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pumpkin patch bros
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JT Miller
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HERE COME THE HAWKS
THE MIGHTY BLAAAAACK HAWKS
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>>151978407
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
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my debbies :)
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>>151978443
The Montreal Alouettes of the CFL. Our Grey Cup finals is like your Super Bowl.
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>>151978439
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My
Debbies
Win
:)
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an american team has won the grey cup more recently than a canadian team has won the stanley cup
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Team is playing scared. They don’t want to make a mistake and it’s stifling their creativity. I’m a huge MSL fan but I think this is on him. PP is suffering because of this lack of creativity. Hutson looks like a ghost of himself the last few games.
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krak
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>>151978531
never heard of it
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This is what an elite goaltender looks like.
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It's hard to believe the Leafs couldn't make playoffs.
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>>151978597
Or maybe they just suck.
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so are the blackhawks good?
3rd in the central
positive goal differential
only a 9-9 record
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First off,

I didn't hate it, they wanted to win and compete, guys were battling hard.

Second, park slaf in front of the net on the powerplay. Its what he needs to do, he is paid to produce so put him somewhere to produce.

Even that last sequence, he had a great tip.

Give him years of it, he has years here, i want him to have 300 powerplays of being in front of the net by the time he is 25.

Way better effort, monty let one shaky goal in but otherwise was solid.

Fix the powerplay, stop being so fucking cute.

Enjoyed the game even in a loss.
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Hockey should have a rouge
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>muh laffs lose again
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hell yeah we got john garrett doing the colour commentary for the fumes/jeets game
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>>151978666
>laffs
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Where the fuck is Tommie Burton?
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>>151978604
That's a thick layer of makeup.
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>>151978704
Gary should move the Leafs to the Metropolitan division.
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she fucked up the anthem
CRINGE
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>>151978631
Not surprised at all. I don't think CFL games would be broadcast in the USA, let alone have an audience over there.
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Flames woman just started singing oh canada while the music played star spangled banner
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>>151978531
Really prestigious
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>>151978752
I don't know but that was a weird anthem
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yeah I'll be watching the sharks vs kraken instead of that slurper
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>>151978791
They fucked up by playing the American National Anthem at a game between 2 Canadian teams, retard. She's a champ.
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>>151978791
>>151978835
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>>151978875
nah she should have just rolled with it and sang the american anthem
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i hope the lames lose lol
and that all their fans die of aneurisms lol
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>>151978835
The Flames really want to go to Atlanta
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oh say canada
by the dawn's standing guard
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>>151978875
L A M E S
A
M
E
S
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watching coronato is going to give me a coronary sooner or later
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>>151978890
The anthem that's the first verse in an overly long poem glorifying an unnecessary battle? Nah.
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I'm old enough to remember when Ehlers played for the Jets.
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Laffs are in last place kwab
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I'm old enough to remember 04/17/22.
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>>151978673
They’re on the ascent and they’re fun to watch idk if they’re good. they’re defo going to fight for the final wc spot all year
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>>151976490
Picture this: Nikolaj Ehlers, all that slick Carolina speed, but literally… an eel.

Not just any eel. A long, gleaming, electrically-charged little menace who slips past defensemen like he’s coated in WD-40. His jersey? Painted onto that smooth, slippery body. His flow? Reduced to a thin fin that flutters when he accelerates. And when he cuts through the neutral zone, he doesn’t skate — he undulates, a serpentine wave that leaves everyone staring like, what the hell is that thing and why is it faster than our entire blue line?

The crowd goes silent right before he strikes.
One flick of that eel-body.
Zip.
He’s at the hashmarks.
Another flick.
Snap.
Top corner, glove side. The goalie never even saw the dude — he just felt something cold brush past his pad and suddenly the red light is on.

He celebrates by coiling around the net like a smug aquatic noodle.

And the Hurricanes? They don’t even question it. They just pat him with wet towels on the bench like he’s their moist, electrifying little king.

Ehlers… but eel. It fits almost too well.
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>>151979018
if they can get a good addition or 2 at the deadline i wouldn't be surprised if they make it to the 2nd round
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>flames host jets
>play star spangled banner
what do they know
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>>151979021
the ai always sounds like it is trying to cum when it writes in this style
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is this good
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HAT TRICK

SAY SORRY TO HIM
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>>151979021
now get the ai to generate what eel form ehlers looks like
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holy shit I just saw that sabres OT winner, that is pure manlet blackpill fuel
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krak'd
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>>151979177
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>>151979177
why is it time to do the cha-cha
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>>151979177
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>>151979071
My Habs looks a bit fraudulent.
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>>151979166
If it's any consolation DeBrincat dumped Thompson's ass earlier in the game.
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You know who I haven't heard all season yet? Harnarayan Singh. Was he demoted?
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>>151979258
Just like my Islanders
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>>151979177
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>>151979258
The Canadians should move to Montreal, Wisconsin
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>>151979353
John Spano paid for his crimes. Please ignore the fact that he did them again
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Philthydelphia BTFO.
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what happened to st. poois
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dustin pup (whelp)
jen
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>>151979328
Sportsnet finally listened to the hundreds of emails I've sent over the years.
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>>151979687
you can't just jen yourself like that
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>>151978987
Another Treeliving masterclass on how to dissemble a team as quickly as possible.
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>>151979855
I'm not sure how much hundreds of emails that just say "you will poo in the loo" has an effect on personnel changes though
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>>151978987
My youtube algorithm has been recommending me more and more videos with steve dangle looking like he is in distress
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my sharkies :)
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IT'S POOBAUER TIME
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>wennberg
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>>151980120
he's gunning hard for that starting spot in milan
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wolf has a bigger shutout than hellebuyck so far
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>>151978289
Yes. They’re going to lose most of their games the next 2 weeks
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>>151978289
oui
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>>151978289
I told you all but you wouldn't listen. Easiest schedule in the league and only 5 regulation wins to show for it.
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my broons :)
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hockey was invented as an excuse for men to hug other men and not get called gay for it
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>>151980729
Whats gay about hugging? Swayman and Ullmark used to do it all the time
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>>151980206
He would be a much better player if he could learn to finish and get the puck in the net.
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>>151980729
>hugging is gay
unironic closet case alert
unless you mean moments like this then yeah the fujos cream themselves when it happens
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>>151980872
I remember he was good in face offs
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>>151980786
>>151980895
NOTHING gay about hugging but they thought it was back in the day when hockey was first invented
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> Grubauer
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>>151980978
finally made one that's actually spelled right
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>>151980917
He doesn't have a lot of flaws to his game other than finishing.
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There needs to be more good French Canadian players in the league
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A real goaltending duel happening in Calgary right now
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>>151981244

Quebec doesnt care about hockey anymore
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>>151981216
thanks anon
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>>151981216
not all heroes wear capes
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>>151981244
nah it's fine
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>toews
the future is now, old man
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Year of the STARSSSSS
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>>151981284
Gay
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I haven skated in years
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bud won
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>>151981394
they shine so bright
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>>151981515
go skate, anon
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>>151981515
Me neither. But I hadn't skated in years before last time I skated either and I still had 5 goals and 7 assists in the beer league game I played.
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>>151981394
They’re looking pretty good all considered. My hope now is that with Harley out Bich can take a big step up the way Harley did last year with Miro out.
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smith tried to get jiggy with it but the refs got scared
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>>151980964
Matt Martin bitched him out for this
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come on gary that's interference
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>breakaway
>muffs it
>goes in anyways off the defense
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that's a goal
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so much shit on that play I have no idea if it's a goal
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>refs cheating again
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fuck it, I'll take it
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Goalie inference makes me want to circumnavigate the salary cap
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Literally how is that a kicking motion?
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>>151981890
because he kicked it?
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>>151981890
who the fuck knows
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>>151981890
by literally being not a kick because humans don't possess special omnivision that allows them to see things otherwise only visible from angles other than where their eyes are located
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Tanner Pearson seems like he's a real bro
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the whole no kicking is only a rule to keep guys from swinging their skates around and injuring someone. I feel like the ruling for if it's a 'kick' or not should just be if you think the player is being negligent towards other player's safety on the play
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if the goalie's pad wasn't there, that would be a pretty clear cut kick in and no goal
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when does poobauer start being ass?
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>>151981941
that's a goal
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>>151981978
as soon as you start trusting him
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>>151981941
>a foot moving in the way a foot is required to move in an ice skate if the wearer doesn't want to fall on their face magically becomes a kick
It's a goal.
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krakhead gary made the call
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>>151982050
blessed be gary and his tribe
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this cal/wpg game is now as open as this bag of cool ranch i've been munching on for the last hour
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lots and lots of jets and flames
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>calgay v weinerpeg
nobody cares
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>>151982149
but the game's been blown wide open, just like a certain nhl player's bussy
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KRAKIES SKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>151982184
is wolf in net again?
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woot
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>>151982214
yeah
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larson scores!!!
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KRAKIES SSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAIN
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Leddy is WASHED
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OOOOHHHHHH SNAPPPP
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>>151981941
>This isn't a goal
>Drouin literally kicking the puck into the net is a goal
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GOALVANEN!!!!!!
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If the Sharks weren't mathematically eliminated from playoff contention before this game, well then they sure are now.
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uh oh better call maaco
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calm down it's not even the third period
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>>151982336
fugg wrong screenshit
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>>151982270
Retard
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imagine losing to the sabres kek
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>topping and edging, topping and edging
what exactly is gary trying to get across here
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>>151982405
>Had Krebs serve Greenway's penalty for literally no reason
>Phantom too much man on Buffalo in the closing minutes
>Make-up non-call on a real too much man on Buffalo in OT directly leading to the gwg
One ref went rogue and handed them the game when another was trying to hand Detroit the game.
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>>151982381
Orlov has to commit to playing his man if he's taking the pass away
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convince me to not pay 50 dollars for a chipotle burrito
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>>151982469
Well all of the PR/social media jobs go to women, and all of the women who are interested in hockey are insane femcels
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>>151982563
gary hates women tho
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>>151982469
>the Montreal Dobsons went 0-7 on the PP which included two 5 on 3’s
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>>151982538
I put it on just in time to see tage big dick thompson throw that guy on his ass before getting the assist in ot, had a sensible chuckle
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>>151982587
>two 5 on 3’s
okay that's just pathetic
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Everyone's getting injured!
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>>151982587
Yeah, it's not even a joke anymore, they are complete fucking frauds.
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>>151982561
like 10 years ago $50 would've gotten you like 6 or 7 chipotle burritos. I remember when a steak burrito was like $6.25 lmao
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More like the bald retard award
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>>151982653
10 years ago I wasn't making 78 bucks an hours
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>>151982561
are you trying to hand off an obviously counterfeit bill to your buddy from prison the chipotle manager
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>>151982688
>78/hr
damn you must give some good sloppy toppy
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>>151982692
no just druk and hungry
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Flames 'tending on top
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>>151982710
the best, tech jobs are a fucking joke and my lips don't lie
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>>151982721
Just order a cheap Dominos pizza, it will fill you more and taste great all the same while costing half as much. I recommend the Brooklyn
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>>151982794
I've had pizza twice already this month, uber says the wagie will be here in 25 minutes. Are they wagies at Uber? They make a shit hourly wage
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>>151982768
yea but you arent getting paid to play hockey nerd
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>>151982841
no I'm getting paid to watch hockey
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>>151982864
damn you have to work on a saturday night what a life
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whenever I need to Mitch Marner at work I make sure to do it outside of my breaks so that way I get paid at least 1 hour for Mitch Marnering
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>>151982895
According to my contract I work 24/7 at 78 and hour, or so the math says. It's against my contract to work on overtime or on weekends.
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>>151982943
you are working 24/7 so it would be physically impossible for you to work overtime
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>mackenzie weegar
more like mackenzie BLEEDER
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>>151983004
not just physically impossible, contractually impossible
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>3olf
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>gooberdeau
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>>151983148
From the thumbnail I thought this was an isis gif
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Jazmin Robertson had a natural hat trick tonight, say something nice about her!
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>>151983277
E L I T E puck handling right there
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>Toews shit himself clean in India
Neat
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>>151983472
Did he shit out the aids?
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>>151983472
could have just went to brampton and saved himself some money
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>>151982290
Adam Larsson should terminate his contract an come home.
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>>151983545
>GTA
>save money
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>>151983472
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knight's won bros
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sharks suck again
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the saddledome? more like the quietdome
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>>151983787
they're just watching an argument between bugs bunny and daffy duck
>duck season!
>rabbit reason!
>duck season!
>rabbit reason!
>duck season!
>rabbit reason!
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>>151983787
Autism. As if moving your eyes back and forth makes any difference.
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>>151983787
Why are their ears so big?
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>>151983944
because if they're screened and can't see the puck then they have to try to hear it
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>>151983885
Close minded thinking like this is why Swedish goalies suck so many ballsacks.
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I think that's the first shorty of the year
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that was a really good in-air pass by andersson imo
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lmao >jeets
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gg shorks, see ya in a month
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Listen man I’ve done a heroic amount of psychedelic drugs in my 33 years but the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey still doesn’t make any goddamn sense
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>>151984493
gg
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>>151983794
trying to lose enough to get verhoeff
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>>151984493
is grubauer resurgent???
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>>151984545
hope so, maybe he won't be the objectively worst goalie in the league this year
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mfw
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>>151984507
>>151984641
It's a parallel to the monkes at the beginning and finding obelisk/rock
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There's a player for Calgary named Wigger
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>>151984721
can't wait for the freudian slip by a commentator
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>>151984761
and call him a wigger?
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garyout time at the 'dome
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>>151984698
Yeah but it doesn’t make any sense the fucking guy returned to a fetus floating around in space what the fuck
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>>151984840
ok monke
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>mark scheifele misconduct in the shootout
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>>151984900
what
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>>151984955
he was laying into the reffies right as it was about to start and got tossed out of the game
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>>151984955
He’s a fucking spaz hope he doesn’t make team Canada in the Olympics.
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THAT'S FLAMES HOCKEY, BABY
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>>151985028
Will they be able to out tank buffalo?
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Why is no one talking about the flames point streak?
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>>151985226
who was in net tonight?
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>>151985064
How many more times does Buffalo get Detroit?
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why are the knights so shit? i thought they were good
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>>151985270
Wolf
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the secrets out
canadian teams know theres no point to try if you're barred from winning the cup

what follows is standings that look like this
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the secrets out
your team is shit and run by a retard
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>>151985421
lmao what a shitter
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>>151985545
pod bay doors hal and daisies is pretty good
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goddammit I wish I would be able to wake up early enough for the yurop game
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what should we talk about now?
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>>151986037
say gex in the nhl
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>>151985346
knights won tranny 1993
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>>151986091
kek
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>>151986037
I finally started using the male characters in DOA5. Some of them are really fun.
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>>151986103
Do you ever feel shame?
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>>151986123
Nah
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>>151986037
My knighties winning
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>>151986037
female artemi panarin
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if they still allowed players to drink on the bench in the modern game how many bottles would scheifele be smashing during a 20 minute period?
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>>151986144
based, thank fuck I don't live near you
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>>151986190
Its just a video game pal
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>>151981941
this is a kick, no goal

>>151981987
nope

>>151982009
>a foot moving in the way a foot is required to move in an ice skate if the wearer doesn't want to fall
he's sticking his leg out as the rest of him is still moving toward the goal line, thus dragging his foot in the direction of the goal, propelling the puck into the net
even if you argue that Smith's leg was straight the whole time, that he never swept the puck sideways and in, he still knows exactly what he's doing
he aimed his foot for the puck
if he wanted to keep from falling, he would have placed his left foot closer in to his body so that the blade of his skate had the right angle to dig into the ice and stop his momentum from carrying him toward / into the net
but if he'd done that, he would have placed his foot closer to the goal line than the puck was

crazy how he falls down at the end anyway, almost like he'd had a different objective in mind

>>151982270
>This isn't a goal
correct
>Drouin literally kicking the puck into the net is a goal
because Schmidt played it with his stick before it went in, thus making it a valid play
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>>151986168
knights won bro
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>>151986180
male bedard
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>>151986301
If he 'aimed' his foot then he's also viewing the future since his foot is visibly jarred out of position by the goalie in the slow-motion vertical view. So no, your take is retarded.
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which one of you was this?
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>>151986479
he is bedarded
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>151986425
his skate contacted the puck as it was moving towards the goal line in a non stopping motion that is a distinct kicking motion according to the rules
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>>151986513
cope it's going back to 3 hours (nobody watches it kek it doesn't stream)
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Predicting big things for the wildies, is Wallstedt a better goalie?
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dont reply to him he is the janny, its either him or the blues swede do not reply and do not say anything that will hurt the little retards feelings
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dustin pup flubbed again
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Tell me the wildies are good. Remember not to hurt my feelings.
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>size 39 is normal for a human
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>>151986776
where are all the somalians?
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>>151986769
janny is a muzzy flamespedo and wrestlefag lmao we confirmed this like 100 times by now
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>>151986899
Zoomalians don't play hockey you dumb shit.
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>>151986969
why won't you buy a ticket and go watch the global series
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>>151986984
Because I'm not going to drive for 8-9 hours or pay for a flight to go to Cuckholm.
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>>151987003
why don't you like stockholm
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>>151987013
Because it's full of leftists, muslims and blacks. And their hockey teams suck.
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Any overtime undefeated teams in here?
>Not so fast New Jersey Nevilles
>Not so fast Carolina Hurrilames
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>>151986575
Honestly it’s a stupid fucking rule unless it brings the blade up more than six inches
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>>151987025
I'm going in January for a few days sven where should I go visit outside of the city
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>>151987126
Sup Abdul gonna cry again about how everyone is mean to you? KWAB
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>>151987144
wut
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>>151987144
Shut you whore mouth, that man is the king of Lebanon
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first game of global series was a flop
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>>151987324
how come?
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>>151987326
well gary sent over two absolute shit teams that played like crap
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>>151987326
Very, very boring game
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Shannon needs to get those rankings up. I need to see my Isles top row.
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Islanders are now the coolest team in the NHL in my opinion. I'm going to support them
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hyman is back and so are my soilers : D
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>>151987955
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Two and a half hours until puck drop
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>>151988223
what game?
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>laffs
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>>151976957
jimmy fallon did the same thing while drunk
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My NHL fan journey:

2013-2016 (Blackhawks)
2016-2020 (Penguins)
2020-2023 (Lightning)
2023-now (Panthers)
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>>151987809
Moneypuck has them at 15. Shannon is a retard.
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Call me crazy but I feel like this is what the Leafs need. The organization needs a wake up call (I know how cliche this sounds).

The Jays and Raptors are way more likeable right now and exciting to watch. The Leafs have nothing going for them so far this season (not to mention last year's let down and the Marner departure that has carried over).

On a Saturday night I had the Raps playing and was checking the score periodically. I turned in for the last 5 min and really felt nothing after they lost.
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>>151988405
Nice! For me it was Penguins for life between 2009 and 2017, I freakin HATED the 'Hawks. I shifted to the Lightning because I knew they were gonna be good, while keeping an eye on the Oilers once they got McJesus, knowing they would be good in the future so I had them as my second in the west. I won two cups during the covid pandemic and was a huge fan of the Aves even through Landeskogs injury and I won another cup at that point. After that I fully committed to the Oilers and never looked back. McJesus has extended, not just for me, but for all of Canada. Every Canadian should support him in his quest to bring the Cup back home. GO OILERS GO!
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>rags are good again
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Bruins are in 1st place
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>>151988497
They were always good when playing away
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The Toronto Maple Leafs lost an actual National Hockey League game to a forty two year old zamboni driver who works for them.
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h0h h0n
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puckdrops in 1 hour!
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>>151988517
They're on pace to blow another 3-1 series lead to the Panthers.
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bombston ruins
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Here's how the wild card race is looking in the East. Notice anything?
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Shit and piss bros... the islanders are handing us Ls...
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>>151988758
>laffs
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>>151988763
>betraying the broship
smdh
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>>151988778
lose some weight fatso
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>>151988790
nah you are
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Must be weird for the players to play a couple of games without an audience of a bunch of fat screaming retards
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I think NHL teams should be real clubs with youth hockey academies. And the silly franchise names should be removed.
NHL should adopt a european style like MLS has done regarding the names of the clubs
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>>151988910
>Rögle Bandy Club
>Färjestad Ball Club
>sport uses a puck and is called hockey
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Not buying Pittsburgh merch unless they win, do they sell them with last names or there no names?
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What do north americans think about these Global Series? Do you like going up in the morning and watch hockey at 9AM?
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>>151988991
my culture is not a costume
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>>151988758
yes, that all those teams are lame!
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scoreless draw
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>>151988991
Based! Have fun
>>
GENO
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>>151988991
They do both.
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Why can't we have NHL hoc at 9 every day bros
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>>151989544
common sense
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>>151989015
Having hoc in the morning is peam
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>>151989015
I'd be watching KHL if Gary hadn't put a game on
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>>151989015
I think it's fantastic; we should do this more often. Also bring back 4 nations.
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preds are really collapsing
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>>151989544
gary needs the wagie audience
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the arena is full. looks like gary has done a good job at growing the game
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>>151989015
I really like them. I wish they also held games in asia
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>>151988910
Real Vancouver United HC
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>>151988910
agree with you regarding youth hockey academies. travel teams are killing the sport
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lmao Preds
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I could be wrong but I think this season is breaking records for amount of injuries through the first quarter of a season. Is it an Olympic thing? Like they’re being piss tested more often so they can’t take drugs to help aid/quicken recovery this time?
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the mustache looks good on sid the kid. happy to see the sunbelt team lose
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>>151989999
ch-checked
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>>151986899
I'm remoralized.
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>>151989934
remember when they were hyped up when stamkos joined?
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>>151989953
I'd guess so. It feels like half of team america is already injured
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five Garypoints yesterday
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>>151989999
checked and based
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grey cup sunday falls on bud1309
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I'm praying for my team to draft well at church
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>>151990409
All for shit teams
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>>151991141
im watching that game
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How long until we can start making playoff predictions?
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>>151991630
Olympic break
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>>151991011
cope my flames got a garypoint
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lol
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i don't think the preds will be able to dig themselves out of this hole.
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threepeats back on the menu
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>LAFFS
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>>151991875
Habs are collapsing
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12721 attendants. Not bad game, Nashville is kinda bad imo
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>>151991875
bring up florian
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>>151991969
Looks like a packed barn! I don’t know what Gary’s interns were thinking sending the preds. Last years Tampere bowl was kino
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My penguins (:
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is that mark streit? lol
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>>151991994
Shame Crosby couldn’t get a hatty
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>>151991875
there goes his iron man streak
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The thread is 15 hours old.
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>>151992027
jen
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>>151992004
He was two goals away…
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>>151992031
/hoc/ was out on Saturday night
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>>151992090
Can the next thread be 0-7 PP including 2 5-on-3’s themed?
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