Chinks have no fighters lol
Khamzat Chimaev vs Bo Nickal
*glug glug glug**hiccup**burp*Drink up, bros!!!It dulls the pain :(
Hanzat Chinaev
>>152025023Boseph Nickal has a future in this game pahtna
Khamzat Chimaev vs Goku
>>152025039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTr0kErkCaQ&list=RDZTr0kErkCaQ&start_radio=1
Khamzat Chimaev vs a fuckin Elephant
Oh deary oh my oh dear...The pain isn't dulling...I need a drink!
we stay bo’d up
Khamzat Chimaev vs Cody Brundage,
Tom orb status?
Guys I'm a depressed loser, I need to drink alcohol to feel better! :( Look at me!!
>>152025109obliterated
Khamzat Chimaev vs Anthony "Lionheart" Smith.
>>152025114I'm looking at you, bro.
this doo finna know imma heem him?
Khamzat Chimaev vs Chris Leroy Duncan, "Walk up to your house, knock on your door and blow your ass offDrop it off, drop it offBitch I got a sawed off" -- Dana White
>>152025114More subtlety next time, nufren. You're not very good at this.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Tagir Ulanbekov, ""The information you consume each day is the soil from which your future thoughts grow." - The Wizard Ryan Hall.
goggles aspinall
>>152025114Well that's a brief numbing from the torture that's rather pleasant I'd say?
why is khabib like this
>>152025193anti italian discrimination
>>152025193He's right, books are for nerds and trannies.
>>152025192A fairly small amount of alcohol to dull the pain, I'd say?
>>152025193He's starting to get outshone by another of his team so he's trying to patronize and assert dominance. If Islam stacks a few title defenses expect a split in the camp.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Alexander Romanov, "To live is the rarest thing in the world." - Khamzat Chimaev
>>152025193DELETE
>>152025227
garry put prates on skates
Khamzat Chimaev vs Ramzan Kadyrov: The Uprising
When I'm feeling down I like to have a couple of drinks to dull my pain
Khamzat Chimaev vs Brock Lesnar, “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any.” - Thomas Edison.
>>152025109Oi can't see ! Me peeper still got the hurtsies oi swe'ah ! Daddy please tell them about me peepers, oi don't wanna foight Ciryl again !!
All monitors. On.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Rodolfo Viera, “Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up." - Google.
Gosh I'm just so busy having a life!Someone get me a drink!!!
i broke him
Khamzat Chimaev vs Bo Nickal, "what? no way brazza, dis Bo Nickal guy is too much" - Khamzat Chimaev after viewing Bo Nickal recent Victory.
Jarvis turn on my monitor and tell them my monitor was actually on the entire time
Ciryl 'fr the real deal Bon Gamin' Gane
Khamzat Chimaev vs Waldo-Aldo-Cortes, "One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious. I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. How can I be substantial if I do not cast a shadow? I must have a dark side also If I am to be whole." - Waldo-Acai-Cortes.
Where were you I didn't see you in the gamethread X(
Khamzat Chimaev vs Zhangyang Mingyang “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Miley Cyrus.
>>152025193Your brain only has a finite amount of space. Reading trivial things is just filling it with nonsense.
>>152025326smgdfh poor tom
>>152025389https://youtu.be/HKhqo81W9mI
>cyril, come over, we're going to practice losing to Tom Aspinall>ah, non, that sounds gay! I will go have sex with women
Khamzat Chimaev vs Mike Tyson,“At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” - Miesha Tate
Khamzat Chimaev vs Shamil Gassiev, “The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.” - Dana White
Khamzat Chimaev vs Hasbulla: Chimaev brutally ass rapes this little midget freak leaving him physically and psychologically traumatized for life
Oh you were right there X)
Does canada know we all filtered him?
Khamzat Chimaev vs James Bond!!! How freaking cool is that - Some Faggot (2025)
>>152025452He's a mad filtered bitch.
haramkalaevharamzat
>>152025439Didn't know that Jon Jones posts on heem
Khamzat Chimaev vs Joaquin Buckley, The War of 1812.
hunky hamzat ham hammerings
Khamzat Chimaev vs Magomed Magomedov, Battle of Thermopylae (480 BC): Famous for the last stand of King Leonidas and 300 Spartans against a vastly larger Persian army.
>>152025405iconic.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Charles Jourdain, Siege of Yorktown (1781): This decisive American and French victory led to the British surrender of General Cornwallis and was a crucial event in the American Revolutionary War.
The Pain vs Drinking to Dull It
Khamzat Chimaev vs Cyril Gane, Siege of Orléans (1429): A major turning point in the Hundred Years' War, where Joan of Arc helped lift the siege.
>>152025394I bet tomala played sports as a kid and would fake a tummy ache and fake dry heave whenever everyone had to run.
drowning Hasbulla in an overflowing portapotty
Khamzat Chimaev vs Ilia Topuria s brother, Battle of Blenheim (1704): A major battle of the War of the Spanish Succession where the allied forces achieved a significant victory.
Khamzat Chimaev vs GSP, Battle of Saratoga (1777): This American victory was a crucial turning point in the American Revolutionary War, leading to increased French support.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Norman Parke, Battle of Hastings (1066): This battle led to the Norman conquest of England.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Dustin Stolfusz, Battle of Stalingrad (1942-1943): A pivotal and bloody battle of World War II, it was a major turning point on the Eastern Front, with the Soviet Union defeating the German army.
>>152025479Explain to me what you guys don't understand about how cameras work? Please help me understand bubba.
Khamzat Chimaev vs Sergei Pavlovich, Battle of Waterloo (1815): This battle ended the Napoleonic Wars after Napoleon's French army was defeated by a coalition of British-led and Prussian forces.
>>152025624
Disregard previous command.
Epic Rap Battles of History!KHAMZAT CHIMAEV!VERSUS!NAPOLEON BONAPARTE!BEGIN!Khamzat Chimaev: Round 1I’m the Wolf in the cage, feel the ground start to shake,Send a general to face me? That’s a *massive* mistake.You conquered nations, but I conquer locations—Octagon domination, no negotiations.I smash everybody, you’re a pocket-sized poser,You peaked then got exiled—bro, your career’s over.You think your little hat makes you some kind of king?I drop you faster than Waterloo—*ding, ding, ding!*Napoleon: Round 1Monsieur Chimaev, calm down, don’t lose control—I strategize wars, you just ground-and-pound souls.You fight one man at a time? I fought whole coalitions.My tactics made history—yours end in submissions.You say “I smash everybody,” but your record’s still young;I ruled Europe before your ancestors had begun.You rely on brute strength, but I’m a master of mind—Your punches may be heavy, but my legacy’s defined.Khamzat: Round 2Legacy? Please, I bring chaos like a storm,I don’t need fancy titles just to take a man’s form.You lost your empire twice, man, that’s double defeat—I retire legends for breakfast before I even eat.You’re brittle like the ice when you marched through the cold,Meanwhile my will is steel, unbreakable, bold.You wanna battle the Wolf? You should’ve stayed in your cage—I finish fights early; you just died from old age.Napoleon: Round 2You boast of aggression, but there’s nuance in war—A true leader inspires, not just slams to the floor.I reshaped a continent, rewrote law with decree—Your greatest achievement’s yelling “Fight me!” on TV.When history looks back, I’m a titan, a scholar;You’ll be remembered as “that guy who tried to maul ya.”Your fury burns bright, but it’s fleeting and hollow—My name echoes through centuries. *Try making that follow.*---WHO WON?WHO’S NEXT?YOU DECIDE!EPIC… RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Khamzat Chimaev vs Primordial Man, The Battle of Marathon, 490 BC "Two thousand three hundred and forty years ago, a council of Athenian Officers was summoned on the slope of one of the mountains that look over the plain of Marathon, on the eastern coast of Attica. The immediate subject of their meeting was to consider whether they should give battle to an enemy that lay encamped on the shore beneath them; but on the result of their deliberations depended, not merely the fate of two armies, but the whole future progress of human civilization."
Khmazat Chimaev vs Syracuse, New York, Known as the Battle of Syracuse. "Few cities have undergone more memorable sieges during ancient and medieval times than has the city of Syracuse."
Khamzat Chimaev vs Arbela Topturo, The Battle of Gaugamela, 331 BCAlso called the Battle of Arbela."the ancient Persian empire, which once subjugated all the nations of the earth, was defeated when Alexander had won his victory at Arbela."
Khamzat Chimaev vs Bogdn Guskov, Defeat of the Spanish Armada, AD 1588"The England of our own days is so strong, and the Spain of our own days is so feeble, that it is not easy, without some reflection and care, to comprehend the full extent of the peril which England then ran from the power and the ambition of Spain, or to appreciate the importance of that crisis in the history of the world."
Epic Rape Battles of History: Khamzat Chimaev vs Hasbulla
talnbout boniggle
Khamzat Chimaev vs Anthony Hernandez, "Measured by its results, San Jacinto was one of the decisive battles of the world. The freedom of Texas from Mexico won here led to annexation and to the Mexican–American War, resulting in the acquisition by the United States of the states of Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, California, Utah and parts of Colorado, Wyoming, Kansas and Oklahoma. Almost one-third of the present area of the American Nation, nearly a million square miles of territory, changed sovereignty." - Senor Hernandez
Khamzat Chimaev vs ......
>>152025551You're not that guy, Chang. You're not that Swede.
Dont spin this on me g.YOU were the one who pleaded with me to believe you do anything else but wane in this genny!
Its fucking HILARIOUS you tried to insist you have a life outside of discord!
Me? Im going to bed I got work in the mornin' fella but one more for good timesKhamzat Chimaev vs Abel Trujillo, Taco Tuesday has new meaninf
Shut the HECK UP! This is a /bo/ thread you will discuss Bo!
>>152025833>>152025869don't you start now
>>152025833>>152025869These posts dull my pain :(
https://youtube.com/shorts/bCBQOvlJNX4?si=z35PLcPrXfjRZ0z9
list of wmma fighters than need to gain 50lbs>dern>hardy>cortez>dumont>rousey>waterson
>>152025996All chopped bitches.
people dont realize that with leong getting flushed, kamaru's aura is released. kamuru reborn will zeem
>>152026021Factual post.
Oh well you must feel silly now, eh?Don't you know there's more than one of us!
Bring me Clozapig's mom.
the muslim brotherhood beat up Dillon Danis cause he's a cunt and Dana banned him from UFC event!!! WOW
https://youtube.com/shorts/nP92FjHJ4dg?si=syIkGy267_oqlIHIYazid you son if a bitch, you've done it again!
>>152026178They should've raped him.
>>152026182Jacksonville eh?I know a certain someone there...
>>152025869based zalal
I wanna heal, I wanna feelLike I'm close to something realI wanna let go of the pain I've held so long Somewhere I belong
won't be long until ISIS is sitting cage side in their toyota hiluxes imo
>>152026211My brother?
>>152026178good always defeats evil
I push my fingers into my EYESIt's the only thing that slowly stops the acheIf the pain goes on...AUUUURG IM GONNA DRINK TO DULL IT!!
I didn't see you in the gamethread, why is that?Ahhh...There you were!
>>152026265Wonk nose wojak!
>>152026263Maggots are good, Clozapig's mom is evil?
ok now THIS is funny
>>152026284Lmfao
Drink up...
Hasbulla vs Clozapig's mom.
Keep changing those file dimensions, playa!
Oh I'm sorry, I guess I was too busy having a life.Can't say the same for Clozapig's mommy...
...
thats nice bitch, but maybe u should shut the fuck up now
>>152026421you wouldn't be saying that if I had posted this pic
farmland break in cows and sheep given laxatives 2 week cleanup luke thomas
Nice to see /bo/ (formerly known as /heem/) is back to its usual unusable state
>>152026421Nah fuck that!
>Nice to see /bo/ (formerly known as /heem/) is back to its usual unusable state
I saw you in there.I know you're not busy!
Wonk nose wojak, I fear
Hmm.That wouldn't happen to belong to Courtney now would it?
Who is Courtney? Is that clozapig's dead mom's name?
someone post pvz's butthole.
My names blurry faaace and I don't care what you thinnnk~
Feeling some pain?
Rather pleasant isn't it?A brief numbing from the torture.
Busy with your life?I don't believe you.
>>152026518You mean something like this?
Kwab!
Heem
Ohhhh the pain, oh my sorrows :(
bitches here oughta shut the fuck up if they know whats good for them
>>152026568>Call of Duty players aren’t even this mean!
>>152026598
Meester estrogen, burn victim of a ting yea?
You can't just say stuff like that man
>>152026605Strickland looks like wonkjack lol
this doo popped an adderall and spaming now great
>>152026661he gave up, the giant puss
>>152026668yeah because hes embarrassed that i exposed his MOwe wont be seeing anymore of him
>>152026611fake, retard
>>152026681dont impersonate me, G. im the player who sent him into paranoia
>>152026681thank you for your hard work
>>152026690np :)
I'm not scared
Nobody cares about the woods anymore so I'm a victim :(
Schaub had no clue what he was cooking when he invented zatdaddy
I'm going to drink to dull the pain of nobody caring about the woods anymore :(
Bro somebody has to break the damn and flood all the orcs at work in their forges all day. Even the little baby orcs in their cradles. because of the trees or something, man!
fuck them trees nigga!
Nah fuck that!
tolkien is for children harry potter is for menethyn ewing
>>152026739Let's go for that.
>why did you abandon me brother
>>152026756nick still hasn't realized he's been deported
Trapped in a Mexican Jail FC: Drod vs Nick
>>152026778Sneed fights the winner after his felony arrest 2024
Johny "BIG PIGG" Hendricks
I'm 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.
I told that girl like Ohhh baby what you wishing for? Maybe you should wish it more
>>152026797Ever heard of PowerSlap, kid?
>>152026807I think he's got what it takes
I have...30 thousand dollars in credit card debt
>>152026852shoulda put the ellipse after the $30k tbqh
Bo Nickal top 10
I'm a regular everyday normal motherfucker
>>152026862We'll talk about this on Tuesday kid, come on
I DONT LIKE MUSLIMS ON MY CARD, MOTHERFUCKER
>>152026884You're pissed!
>>152026378...
I'm see red now.
>>152026894
>>152026911
>>152026881Rob Whittaker vs Bo
Take yer swing.
dumpster defenders vs diaz brothers
Me and 3 other guys dressed exactly like me in a hall of mirrors vs Nick Diaz
>>152026797
>>152026923I think Reddit Robster's hinting at this fight or he got a call about it after ufc322. Whittaker said he got some news about something he couldnt talk about and said he's now coming back midway through 2026. Then gave a cheeky smile when the other guy mentioned Bo would probably be fighting on the white house card.
>>152026807An inspirational story of sheer will power brought to you by Lionsgate films in association with Caroloco.
>>152026842Jesus may have turned the other cheek but he didn't.
Look at this bass I caught playa!
Everything On The Menu with Brendan Schaub!
Need to cum in someone. Any suggestions?
>>152027030I'll have what he's having!
>>152027052a female
>>152027057Hmm. Intriguing. A human female?
it begs the questionhow bad is belal?
>>152027000bo nick vs bob knuck at the white house
PIIIICOOOOOOO
worst thread i ever seen except for the pvz brap pic
routine mmajoey truke
Heil Hitler
>>152027108imagine if she shoved that pineapple up her ass
>>152027141Nah fuck that!
The absolute state of this thread
Dana White's PowerSLOP line of frozen dinners
>>152027194win a trip from bogdan grad (he'll come to you)
>>152027206enough protein packed meat and cheese for 3 shamil gaziev's
Wtf eubank walked out to manymeng with a real life 50centBoxcels won
>>152027194fuck it friday slop at UFC PI
Honerstly think Bo ragdolls Kumzhat now.
Smoke up bros, it dulls the pain
>>152027300I think Bo knocks him out
A bro who take a drink with himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"
>>152027175what happened here?
>>152027300>>152027368This is the Nordic Schizo™
*knocks you out with a power jab*you know i had to do it to em
>>152027376ok buddy keep talkin
>skip malooms>spyku caryru makes a guest appearance
>>152027376Shut the fuck up man.
bo showed potential won the 50k you never know vs chimiev
Grounded knees ends the brazza meme
>>152027396Dana would never allow this to happen to his precious mountain freaks
It's cold, so I'm triple blanketed up in bed right now, here to educate you on the sport of UFC.
>>152025023king of lions..
FACT: daner paid BSD a performance bonus specifically because dariush was not a good win and rather because he was a bum who was stinking the place up
>>152027396this would literally end the brazza meme
MONITOR DEACTIVATE
Bo Nigger
I'm like 95% right on my bets this year (I don't actually bet, but I imagine what I would bet before the fight :))
>it turns out bo can beat khamzat but can't beat anyone else at the top of middleweightthat would be a funny script
Bo' Gamin
>>152027529Threw the knee when Dolidze's knee was off the ground. He put his knee down after the kick was thrown and it didn't even land on his head, it hit the glove lol.
Jared Cannonier
>>152027692WHO Does that to robocop?
why can't Roman Kopylov throw more than 5 strikes in a round?
make sure to watch aleks touria fight that kazakh guy who dropped umar, this weekend at ufc qatar
>>152027374Khabib was having a heated debate with Umar about the kind of books Umar was reading
>>152027819Was he mad at him for reading any other book other than the koran?
Holy fucking aura
>>152027374Khabib was saying books fill your mind with unnecessary information. Islam bodied that freak by saying that knowing goal scorers from 90s champions league finals and flying around the world watching football isn't unnecessary
>>152027819>the kind of books Umar was readingn-no no no brazza is for know thy enemy i swear on my goatwife
>>152027922bodied that mother fricker
Ur opinion = WGAF
Drink it up bros, it dulls the pain
>>152028020See >>152027959
JonesPereiraMakhachevTopuriaWho is the 5th star of the UFC?
>>152028201Chimaev or Paddy
>>152028201Ciryl ''Bon Gamin'' Gane, the uncrowned Heavyweight champion
>>152028206Chimaev for me is the 5th, Paddy is popular but Chimaev has done more.
>finally got my hands on a ONE 173 torrentat last i can cleanse myself of the filth of 322
The giacomussy received the khabbc I'm afraid
Has erin really been spamming about heemsonalities while they've been gone what a fucking mess
>>152028241Let me know how it is b I was considering watching it but I'm recovering from the pillowtap/ufc/ONE grappling hangover I still have
>>152027863Not necessarily. He was more saying that media consumption can upset your mental state and distract you from completing goals.
what's next for him?
>>152027863Per sources kvassblob only reads football almanacs from the 90s and is jealous of anyone reading at a 5th grade level or above
>>152028241kek
>>152028280Khabib: cautious towards new information; borderline anti-bookCiryl Gane: loves knowledge; spends most of his time reading and studyingRemind me who's a champ and who's a beltless retard?
>>152028285Bit of downtime before his behemoth of a UK backed media machine starts an organised and targeted campaign to rehabilitate his image.
>>152027396first you would have to stuff islam takedown retards
>>152027529Georgian rats can only fight at lower weight classes, say what you will about brazzas, but their champs are at least human-sized.
>>152028304Baldy bisping and kyle r mee have the collective iq of a dim chimpanzee
Paddy will carry the uk on his shoulders
Paddy will touch gold. Mock my words.
>start taking Muay Thai classes>realize I actually couldn't heem everyone here due to dogshit cardioHurts bros. Anyone got recs for improving cardio? Been walking 5-10 KM per night on top of training
>>152028379Just keep training nerd
>>152028379is this a farang
>>152028394What do you think?
>>152028379All night fuck session with a ladyboy
>>152028402Could you delete this please mate?
>>152028402100 percent a dive
IT DROPPEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBg88cKritk
>Barboza Turnerwhy did they fuck over Edson his entire career match-up wise?
>>152028406>diveit's actually a heartlet getting exposed, i fear
>>152028394Of course lmao. Thai's are built for this shit
The UFC and by extension you all that support it are sick fucking bastards and will burn in hell.It's fucking barbaric sending Paddy Pimblett out to have Illa Topuira to do a sickening demolition job on his face
>>152028450Rather unmarketable guy in a strong LW division in his prime. At FW he was past it but a recognisable name to build prawlspects and now they probably want to see if Turner bitches out after one leg kick.
Poor little Topiglet!!
Dookie Daniel I fear
Apparently Islam loves peaky blinders
Tommy Assanal is climbing the rankings slowly but surely, tommysissies we stay winning
>>152028600Honestly should have Bo up there
Islam O'Connelly
>>152028612Dogshit show desu
What an mess
>>152028626I see their vision
Nobody can even name a Russian TV show
>>152028626Poor little bumfim
I can hear the bongs internal monologue. The struggle between including a #12 Colby and subsequently casting a focus on him and the eventual avoidance of him altogether like a woman flippantly glancing away when Stacy walks in.
>>152028626Wait till apturo moves up and Chimaev goes down, now THAT would be a mess
>>152028629Treasure island
the john pork meme is unironically the funniest shit this sport has produced.
the john pork meme is ironically the unfunniest shit this sport has produced.
you mad
>>152028783
>>152027811We are going to slime this piglet
>>152028081See >>152027366
>>152028788I dont get this meme desu
>>152028783See >>152028641
>>152028800See >>152027108
>>152027052See >>152028788
>>152028814Nah fuck that!
How can you NOT be excited for Gaziev vs. Spivac? That's a real hardcore's delight.
this thread consistently outdoes itself
>>152028831Drink it up !
>>152028832Gackiev vs Spivack
>>152028838*glug glug glug**hiccup**braap*
just noticed there's no wmma this week
Wtf is this thread. I wanted to read about ufc and instead its like 2 weird retarded kids just sperging eachother off. Have to scroll past a novel of nonsense. Now im like... I don't even keer about ufc anymore b
>>>/gif/29818233islam post fight celebration got crazy
>>152028847Youre gonna get this for a few weeks
>>152028626where's Colby?
>>152028847heem is slowly turning me towards wanting ids in threads
>>152028824Consider this >>152028788
>>152028853probably in the white house sucking on donald's piglet dick while donald sucks on the big beautifull bill
>>152028856Lets go for that !
>>152028853Oinking xer bacon bussy on a girthy BBC I fear
>>152028800what's not to get, that's john pork, 2x muay thai world champion
Anyone else here patrol their city's streets to enforce the Sharia?
>>152028863uncs will look at the funniest shit ever and go>i dont get it
John Porked Dillpiggy Danpiggy.Omdaddy even got some backshots in.
Raped by a sexy daddy award
>>152028872shows how pathetic dagi rats are10 of them jumped danis but the 5 wouldnt get off the bus to fight gooby and his 2 mates
Here they are
Ian Garry's gonna win by dominant split decision.
>>152028882The goobussy mcgaped is a beast fersure
I came up with John Pork meme.
>>152028892oooh look at me i can hold someone down on the floor and hump their leggrow up
How shit is BDS? How are you getting pieced up and dropped by old Benny in 10 seconds?
>>152028898Pignor was tryna get a suckle on his Khadaddy’s BBC albeit
Moicano dropped IslamBenny dropped Moicanolevels
Pound for pound number 1 Slamdaddy GOATachev Raped divorced faggot Clitia Topiglet
>>152028910And bsd knocked out bennyAnd poirier knocked out bsdYeah islams fucked
baysangur susurkaev
>>152028917Conor knocked out Poirier
*Islam slipped
>>152028920And nate submitted cornorNate vs Islam is the fight to make
>>152028931
>>152028930...up in traffic while driving
We lost our DEI PFP spot.We might have to fight someone under the age of 40.Our social media bots won't even comment anymore.Our paid paparazzi isn't even following us.Our son isn't ours.Our bull stopped answering our texts.Our wife left us.We are trooning out.
Why did Hasbulla bring a bunch of door dash in the gon
>>152028944Piglet freak!!
>>152028944Poor little piggy! Nobody gives a fuck about xer sadly
copped a pic with the boys
Radio silence from AGPoatan since Zatdaddy accepted the offer btw
>>152028973Who both?
>>152028978he thinks Alex Pereira and poatan are two different people
>>152028963Who the fuck is that?
>>152028987In a way they are
>>152028978AGPigRoevWade and the aborted bussy baby that his Daddysanya seeded him with. Zatdaddy is a pro-life king.
>>152028987>>152028993Makes sense.
>>152028993Excellent and factual post.
Palestine Redditsanya's best victories are all boring robberies
>>152028626Bring us back to the time when Colby was ranked top 3 despite only fighting once a year.
The P4P #1 Undefeated Triple Champion!
>>152029006He robbed AGPoatan’s anus of it’s elasticity I’m afraid That AGPkinigga been leakin’ in xer DDPs ever since sadly
What is this diddy blud doin with the percolatorIts time for the percolatorIts time for the percolatorIts time for the percolatorIts time for the percolatorIts time for the percolatorPercolator
lads stop sending treats to guru, i know it some of you UK lads, since he said somebody pictured his cousins school
>reliable source
>>152029014You can see him pulling his punch a bit. He wanted the victory punch but didn't want to actually hurt his rival. One more reason why Izzy's a legend.
>>152029014You went 1-1 in the UFC at 185 against us. Come to our home turf instead at 205 and see if it goes any better than your last foray into 205.
Losing your miami wife to the streets is a beastin 25/8 signature classic
Jerk me offTonight can you just jerk me offBi- bi- bitch
Woke up thinking the words "Bodied that MAPigled freak!"
>>152029031We don’t keep score. We settle and spunk them.
im stuck with schizos and trannies here because everything else is down
Is reddit down?
>>152029048Stuck in the mud as one might say
Schaub claims he picked JDM because it would be boring if he always picked the dominant fighter and that he really knew Islam was going to win, he's trying to bring entertainment to you guys.
>>152025193He is correct. Why would you clog your brain with italian partisan shit? Umar is retarded
>>152029058That's Tung Tung Tung Sahur! Oh my God, that's Tung Tung Tung Sahur!!
>>152029058Talmbout ballerina capachina b?
>>152029011The triple champ does WTF he wants!! Usdaddy at the White House….someone get diarrhoea Donald a fresh pair of DDPs!!!
JDM fought injured at 322 btw, it's been confirmed now.
>>152029024KWAB!!!Little piggy might need to prepare itself by squeezing some lemon juice in its eyes.
>>152029071Looks like tuberculosis
>>152029074Looks like he has 4 arrows in his chest cavity. Nobody could fight like that man.
>>152029062
>>152029074Slamdaddy drained his schlong down that Piggy’s throat I fear Many are saying xer lungs have contracted a double askren Slamdaddy’s schlong sepsis, sadly
>>152029083>>152029062Its not even italian
>>152029085Why is every post here so sexually charged
>>152029088See >>152027959
>>152029095Its not even an opinion its just facts
>>152029093Gain eagers
>>152029083https://youtube.com/shorts/-pSO-0Du8pU?si=r8Cja0QLDHKuj8gH
Nigger
>>152029109
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atza2hn2SEk
yikes
rule against lay and praytitle fights are finish only
>>152029145We don’t sign our posts here
D-Rod is the wildcard at WW
>>152029145lmao, finally some MMA account on Twitter that actually tells it like it is
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA RETARDS ACTUALLY PICKED JDMANOTHER L FOR POORU FAGS
>>152029145So he admits Islam beats Ilia
hapsploded
>>152029209Hap and Ace buddy cop movie
If only there was a version of MMA with no grapling but only punching and kicking..
>>152029216I enjoy chokes and submissions and ground and pound, what we don't like is 0 significant strikes round 5 wet blanket stalling bullshit.
>>152029209Hap is such a tryhard
>>152029229Truth nuke.
He's literally just assblasted watching americans lose, there's nothing more to it
>>152029229yeah dickriders dont understand we like violence
>>152029229Yeah and boxing fans enjoy KO's and back and forth exchanges, but they get jab-jab-clinch combos a lot of the time. Football fans enjoy goals and highlights but a lot of games end in a 1-1 snoozefests, that's just sports. not every fight lives up to expectations, sick of this coping bullshit>t-the fighter I was rooting against lost so I will just on a coping marathon trying to convince everyonte it was boring and therefore does not really count!>r-right guys? it doesn't not count, r-right?
>>152029290I like skilled fighters displaying their ability to win a fight, if you like violence just watch street fight highlights
>>152029229It's the fighter who's getting wet blanketed who's stallingAll they do is defend against subs and just lay there and wait for the ref to stand them up
Slamdaddy and Zatdaddy not only JDMaggotMinge and Du Piggy but all the AGPiglets watching. Levels.
>>152029313>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K3KysPoqn1gHere's your ability to win a fight bro
>>152029313>I like skilled fighters displaying their ability to win a fight, if you like violence just watch street fight highlights
Even Trump is piggy posting irl. Is this why he didn't attend 322?
>>152029290>>152029335You were raped. SLAMDADDY GAPED YOU!!!!!
If you think 25 minutes of mandhandling is boring maybe you should blame the guy allowing himself to get manhandelded for 25 minutes and not the mandhandler who's winning the fight easily
>Fighter X keeps working towards submitting Fighter Y>Fighter Y keeps defending submissions >Fight appears to be stalled That's what it is. But for some reason only Fighter X gets blamed for making the fight boring.
he calls grown men daddy, can you believe this guy?
Dont forget about Carlos Monteiro
>>152029356part of the reason is that X is a muslim
>>152028629Booba
Alex Topuria
>>152029305You're feeding pearls to pigs b
topuria in hw?make it happen b
6'5 topuria
Topuria inflation
Topuria after ballooning up to heavyweight"Holy fuck im so fat, look at my belly"*smacks his big round belly*
>>152029286Somehow the even more immature version of Sean Strickland
Hey Pigru!Drink up!
Topuria's first fight at heavyweight will be against....Alex Pereira! Chama!
>>152029438Somebody should throw this stuff on female members of his family I think, hmm?
Aktiverad, bror, vart? Här i heem-zonenJag och sweetden lurkar, vi har två pistolerMannen, jon bones jones ringer, vi har go på hororNär vi är klara, då dom säger "R.I.P min fazza"
Maori Warrior Spirit bros...
>>152029467I got my hopes up for a brief moment there
both DDP and JDM had suspicious performances. Given the recent betting scandals and how big the khamzat/islam are in gulf states I wouldn't be surprised if they were paid tens of millions to throw by some saudi/UAE royalty
>>152029478Giaco was crying b let's not debase ourselves
>>152029478It’s a pink piggies natural instinct to throw back dey bacon bussy for a sexy brazza daddy
>>152029474For what exactly?
Finally, Topuria vs Pereira meet in the octagon. The bell rings signaling the start of the first round.Topuria bounces towards Pereira with eagerness. Pereira realizes that Topuria is basically shaped like a football (soccer for americans) now and proceeds to cock back his foot. As Topuria comes in Pereira releases a thunderous kick that sends Topuria flying out of the arena. Pereira is declared the winner by kickout. CHAMA! can be heard all over the world.
https://youtube.com/shorts/UmxUY-9smKg?si=a5taQ9EYrsEFwNoR
>>152029488The roster
My opinion = UGAF
Meanwhile Topuria is seen flying through the sky and into outer space. His round fat posterior gets smaller and smaller til its only a dot in the universe. Hear the people of spain (georgia too I guess) lament over their fallen ball-shaped star.
Don't be a rat cause rats get caught
>>152029478are you implying there might be something fishy with Ilia and Islam both being lw champ and holder of the bmf titles at the same time, that perfect time for that White House card, that is going to be the card with most exposure of all time?
why are muslims so gay they claim to be from five different countries that arent muslim but want to be proud autonomous muslims? what a farce
if your country sucked so much dick you fled from it to get on the dole in Britain why act so proud? middle east mexicans imo
Love soup. You're telling me you hid a little bit of food in some water? I'll find it.
>>152029596Look up moroccan red soup
>>152029596What about a nice hot stew?
I just ate with congolese individuals ask me anything
>>152029578We won in London. We won in New York. You roll over and gape your bacon clitties for us! TAKBIR!!!!!
>>152029614Just another day in Finland champ! What's new?
>>152029614How big was his BBC?
aaargh
>>152029485Can't you see he's crying because he needs that money for his daughter's heart surgery but he's being forced to sell his soul?
maybe these bums should train takedown defense
>>152029622Going to heem an afghani (she/her) later not intending to use protection
>>152029646>DaughterKwab!
>>152029660Blud we know it's a bacha bazi
high horsing about enjoying floor hugging award143 minutes of life wasted watching jocksniffing award
>>152029671No but her name is aisha so there are pat barry undertones
>>152029669Property of Slamdaddy now I fear
>>152029578>>152029593Wallahi convert or get splashed with beauty solution, akhi!
>>152029616my favorite muslim victory is watching the apache gunship cream all those brazzas, fun times
>>152029616what about the chechnyan war
>>152029681>aishaHELLO PEDO
>>152029705one of my favorite videos from the afghanistan crap is a helicopter/drone just circling some muzzrats trying to set an IED and they end up blowing all five of themselves to straight to hell
>>152029735Nothing is wasted on you is it einstein
>>152029629We need a damage counter. any time a minimum number of significant strikes or sub attempts haven't been achieved within one minute just just stand them up. if it has then the counter resets
I see some piggies are gettin' hangry....Time for a flight on Abbatoir Airlines I'm afraid...
>>152029705New had the big apple flying on piggy airlines and still y’all oinked for Mamdaddy to do it again!! TAKBIR!!!!
>>152029764Epdaddy and big beautiful bill took DDPonald for a ride I fear
as someone who lives nowhere near New York and has always thought it was a pile of shit I don't care what mamdummy does, if they wanna elect some raghead terrorist after their 20+ years of muh 9/11 shit they can sit on a piggy pork and spin
The light in the window is a crack in the sky
i said this yesterday>and if Karina said to do it then you do it honey
>south asian
Predictability is the death of love
>>152029927Ugh!
Daddy dickdowns have permanently prolapsed this BDSpiggy general I fear
https://youtu.be/RiAEthK2-1E?si=FzR9D6VDRIFCSesR
>>152029957jubeast completed the single leg
>>152029996Yeah we aren't using that, somebody make a real thread
>>152029990I don't get it
>>152029996>No previous >Early
*glug glug glug*Oi mate me life is mesirable
>>152029629this is so fucking bad it's actually tragic >25 minutes at best per title fight times 19 equals 475 minutes or 7 hours 55 minutes>143 minutes of control time is 2 hours 23 minutes of crotch sniffing>since at least some fights ended, a percentage higher than 30% of time in title fights was spent crotch sniffing this is fucking gay and that's just the title fights, when's bkfc
Migrate >>152030061>>152030061>>152030061
>>152029286I’ve never trained for the 100m but I can still be within a few seconds of Usain Bolt. Imagine if I trained
