Heemvious: >>152025023
This is the thread.
yeah fuck the other thread
i’ve got arman by smothering control time decision and belal by smothering control time decision
*glug glug glug*Me poppers
leef thread got weemed lmao
Daddy bros....................
>>152030116Wrong. This is the thread.
>>152030121Arman by tko Garry by split decision
>>152030116where?
Lmao, based janny bodied that gook faggot
>>152030116fraid not
>>152030116Kwab
It dulls the pain!!
>>152030175Drink up bro :(
Drink up the mayonnaise fellow piggies A brief numbing of the torture
Then. Now. Forever. Together. Dana.
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I'm so SO sad, somebody please get me a drink to dull my pain.
>>152030116are we?
reminder that kickboxing guru picked JDM
>>152030180*glug glug glug*
0 strikes landed0 takedowns securedWorst title performance in UFC history
why do they always dress tuf fighters like theyre in an Adam Sandler movie
Oh my pain, the pain of being an unemployed neet incel on 4chan all day! Only a drink can ease my suffering now.
The english saddo killed himself and you're laughing ?
>>152030218He NEEDS a drink!
>>152030211It’s time for you to oink back to the chomocord I’m afraid
>>152030244Lmaooo, this retarded faggot cannot be serious right now
Aleksandre Topuria fight week
>>152030244(i picked khamzat)
Nah fuck that!!
>>152030281i picked khamzat in that fight too
>>152030294Sexy BBC daddy! Du piggy needs xer pork pulled by him now!!
Just learned that Belal Muhammad and Muhammad the prohpet are in fact not the same people.
One thing to notice:If dagestani/caucasus wrestling/blanketing is such a big problem. If it's so overpoweredHow come these same people who complain about it keep picking against it?If guru etc was smart they would at least say>here comes another easy win for the wrestle fuckers.. >oh look i was right yet again.. I knew it would happen. same shit every time b..Then one could take their complains more seriousInstead they pick JDM, DDPGuru even picked O'Malley against Merab
>>152030287Biggest winner of the night
china vs america
>>152030076>Bragging about being boring
heembros…… the Indians will not take the slander any more….. be nxce
Why did Khamzat get more criticism than Islam? Khamzat did more damage to Du Plessis than Islam did to Jack.
>>152030343OHNONONO LO MEINSISSIES! I THOUGHT WE WERE LIVING IN THE FUTURE AAAAHHH
china vs usa
>>152030346Why the fuck did they let them in?!
>>152030329uhh you think I wouldn't recognize UFC legend Mark Hominick?
>>152030346OOOOOOHHHH HE'S HURT
>>152030343>Amantayev Oh yes a classic American name.
To be Frank.
Oh deary me..I've triggered a psychotic break..
Guys, remember how we used to say "Meng" a lot? And three piece with the soda. Hahahahaha that was pretty funny.
The power of the Anglo American man.
Smoke up bros, it dulls the pain :(
>>152030357Islam at least looked like he was trying to set up submissions but jack was scrambling well at times. DDP had nothing on the ground at all and Khamzat was okay just sitting in dominant positions. Also Islam landed some really hard kicks on the feet which gave the impression of damage
Many meng... Wish death up me!!!
>>152030428Khamzat hit DDP over 200 times and the next day DDP was still punch drunk. People don't realize but that shit could give him major brain damage.
Anyway I'm going to work now, losers
>>152030454Drinking some watah right now.
JDM failed pizza lovers everywhere
>>152030459That's not what the maggots in your dead mommy's minge are eating however I fear...
>>152030455What annoyed people was that fight was so lopsided it looked like Khamzat could’ve finished Dricus if he wasn’t concerned with conserving energy. Jack actually defended well on the ground he was simply outskilled.
>>152030487Humans are 70% water so yeah get fact checked.
>>152030061Are you being shy again
Why are there so many losers here? Seriously, it looks like somebody dumped a clearance bin full of bad choices into this thread.
>>152030502additionally khamzat was somehow more worse for wear in the 5th round than dricus was, despite having over 4 rounds worth of control time.
The pain!!!
>>152030076OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE GREATEST CONTROL TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE
>>152030527The optics of the striking were very different as well. You could see in round 4 and 5 that Dricus would’ve hurt him if it stayed standing Islam was beating jack on the feet because he’s a complete martial artist. Khamzat has power but his striking defence is terrible
>>152030506Piggies are 70% mayonnaise I fear
>>152030527Quiet piggy!
still jobless
bruh
>>152030570bruv is noshing on it professionally
>>152030617Du piggy squirted into xer clitty cage here I fear
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>>152030549What fight
>>152030594WALLAHI!Someone cover this HIDEOUS piggy with a burqa!!!UGLY FREAK needs to be splashed with beauty solution!!!
RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT disgusting obese pozzpiggy! Zatdaddy got this pigga snowballin mayo outta nasty vasti’s gape!!
Streets won't forget
Nick Diaz vs BJ Penn 2 El Gordito parking lot showdown
God damnit hooker bros we are so fucking cooked
>>152030608If I were unemployed I wouldn't spend all my time on 4chan...Oh dear, thankfully I'm Arabic and busy having a life!
>>152030619Pigus got taken for a ride on abbatoir airlines I’m afraid
dricBEAST ended the zat meme
>>152030642Rose head kicking Chang
>>152030692Bad year for piggies
>>152030655Looks like it's been dullin' the pain I fear...
>>152030725Post the real webm.
*suckles*
Pewdiepie is streaming Minecraft to less than 200 people on twitch right now.
>>152030763His wife should revert to Islam or be thrown off a roof.
>>152030724Many such cases I’m afraid
Consider this:CIRYLGANE
>>152030777A brief numbing from the torture is rather pleasant!!!
I'm a retarded freak whose entire life consists of spamming image boards to annoy people... but my self image is that of a tortured protagonist from a famous classic novel. You're all just piggy's in my play pen....
>>152030792alright Dorian
>>152030783enlightened post
I'm the old guy from Lolita.
>>152030806We know
>>152030816Just making sure we know our roles here.
Valentina is such a gem
>>152030211I saw a clip of Guru saying that Pereira winning is the only thing that stopped him killing himself and it didn’t sound like a joke
>>152030806Jeremy Irons?
JDM is the best boxer in the UFC
>>152030847Nah that's my nigga James Toney
Me ? I'm a very tough guy, when I walk in a room everyone stops laughing. They look at me and think "wow, this guy is such a badass, I better not make any wrong decision or he might just kick my ass". If I decided to become an MMA fighter, everyone would be scared by the sheer power that emanates from my aura.
>>152030806Pekka Pekka
BDSluts...The creatine...It makes him so dreamy!!!
do you think /heem/ will be more useable around ufc 323? seems like the matchups will trigger fewer psychotic breaks than 322.
Disgusting inbred freaks
>>152030872UFC is circling the drain I fearfully declare
>>152030858I imagine this is what every French "male" thinks about themselves.
>>152030867islams short biceps
The state of this thread
democrats or as I like to call em, demonrats heh
>>152030867Adonis.
>>152030872no, my boy Yan is fighting and I plan on going fucking insane
Cousin fucking terrorist rats
I didn't even watch the last UFC. My love for warrior spirit sport, is over.
>>152030899We call them sexy daddycrats like DDPonald here
>>152030116
We completed MMA.
listen, this guy fucking is just not a good fucking guy, ya know
>>152030922Take a drink, it dulls the pain
Makhadaddy and Zatdaddy bred 2 pink holes in 8 months.. JDM and Dricbussy should be going into labor anytime now
>>152030939>WeYou didnt do shit
Wonk nose inbreds
>>152030684im not spending all my time here. i posted that while i was dropping schaubs in the till
>>152030952Don't sign your posts.
>>152030943no I'd rather not, the last couple UFCs have been so shit not even drinking helps that
Strip Slamdaddy.Now.
>>152030962Drink up bro, it dulls the pain
I am having an American slop attack I need food now or I will instantly turn to ashes
>>152030969Tiny fat hands
>>152030969Mmm yes!
the truth is we were built to hug, not fightis this not the most elegant truth that god is telling us? we were never heemers
Crotch sniffing goat fuckers
>>152030978Don’t sign my posts for me
>Tomala statusOrb - ruinedDiaper - fullSon - retarded
why is it Slamdaddy? what does Islam have to do with Slam
>heh, stupid muzzies don't you know it's haram it strike the face>gets held down for 25 minutes and hugged lovingly>NOOOOO WHY AREN'T YOU HITTING ME AAAAA
Glamdaddy
>>152030996Literally who is that? Does she fight?
>>152031009Are you illiterate or just very stupid. Respectfully
>>152030996Factual post sadly.
>>152031016Slamdaddy and Zatdaddy will defend their belts without landing a single significant strike. 50-44 of course.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
boston salmon
ariel is retarded. who the fuck calls valentinas fights boring. why would he even ask that
Get a towel for that drippin' minge, playa!
Dr Feelgood if you know what i mean
>>152031016man shut yo bitch ass up*heems you*
Nick Diaz JOI
i declares valentinas fights boring
>>152031059
Valentina is essentially a female brazza if you think about it (though she’s ethnically Russian not actually Kyrgyz)
>>152031112No one asked bud
>>152031103Tawlmbout Gnus and Roeses b?
>>152031112yeah but I want her to give me a handjob more than you think her fights are boring Utilitarianism wins again
fitting that illlia's reign as p4p number 1 was short
>>152031140Very good
>>152030076I guess the illustrious title Top Control of the Year goes to Khamzat. Sorry Islam. You have to be better. You did not hold your opponent down enough. You failed. Islam, you failed
The INCREDIBLE PFP reign of la Leyenda (3 minute fight against geriatric gatekeeper)
Send two three years sverige and forget
>>152031175He should have had a 25 minute fight where he failed to finish a mediocre opponent
Here's Islams biggest challenge bro
Islam still doesn't have a penis and this is an automatic story loss
Afghan minge a bit of a let down btw
>>152031194just how shit is belal
>>152031212Kek
>>152031190Enter 40 year old journeyman Josh emmett!
>>152031212Kek, would love to see Baba kick Hasbullahs eyes out of his head IN MINECARFT
>>152031207
>>152031217bumlal is trash, Luque heemed him and he lost to Lyman Good>>152031212lmao
Put me 2-3 years Kyrgyzstan and forget
>>152031194I thought that was 36 year old poirier with zero wins inside the top 5 in the last four years
Put me 2-3 minutes with Weili and i will never forget.
>>152031258imagine doing so much worse than a 36 year old Poirier, Jacqueline will go on a losing streak from now on
>>152031269That’s a weird looking duck
>>152031269is the cat AI
>>152031325I prefer pheasant
>>152031329No he's tony
I need an eater that's gon eat eat eat
"Quiet! Quiet piggy." - DJT
>>152031373
i neva drink
>>152031393Honestly? Respect for being straight edge.
>>152031402Respect for knowing what being straight edge means.
>>152031393
https://youtube.com/shorts/vsdgeU4xGf4?si=mRA3TCfddoMHgCk9
islam is in for a long night with cp
>>152031452
>>152031519goat godckal
>>152031519I didnt bolieve but now I do
>Dear whoever the hell u are. Nobody gives a shit what u think MSG is sold out and fans r pumped for 2 nite. Ur opinion=WGAFLuke Thomas has never recovered
>>152031332mmm a man of great culture
>visit multiple martial arts gyms>kick the guy's asses>beat a multiple national champ as well>people at my gym hype me the fuck up>get into a tournament>job in the first matchWhat gives? Am I a heartlet?
>>152031614Tournaments are entirely different to gym sparring. Got to beat your own brain b
>>152031614some people are just gym heroes
vietnam never recovered from luke thomas
My nickname? Dr Seldgecock
Watch who you tell when you a boy new heemerCareful who you confide inna
someone post pvz's butthole.
>>152031811I'm a retarded freak whose entire life consists of spamming image boards to annoy people... but my self image is that of a tortured protagonist from a famous classic novel. Y-you're all just piggy's in my play pen though, hehe....
pvz's butthole
>>152031828What are you waffling on about
>>152031828What?
Come through with a new sound, ready for warLike ODB, I'll give it to you raw
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An milli an milli an milli an milliAn million weems here an million weems thereAn milli an milli an milli an milli
>https://www.youtube.com/live/6caelsGhqCYWhen did fairy start doing drawings
Living in amerriiicaaa
>>152031988BROKEN HIGHWAYPISS EVERYWHEREALL NIGHT JUNKIESCALL TO PRAYER
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ssissippi
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aaron pico on a bitch
Patchy fucking mix
Dana white is a big bald son of a bitch
Oh no I'm a fucking faggot gay retard nigger piece of shit loser fatass who needs to kill himself, IMMEDIETLY!
>>152032068Dana White gets pussy
>>152030368WE didn't. Our globalist retard politicians did. And they lied about the process and numbers every step of the way, until it was too late. Now, they're doing temporary damage control. Basically, they've gotten away with several eye-gouges and nut-shots, and the ref has finally offered a stern warning.
FAIRY SPEAKING RUSSIAN MIDSTREAM
Nah fuck that!
Wait a second that's literally me irl, please stop posting that wojak
>>152032068he's a filthy baccha bazzi freak! SHOVE ANOTHER COTTON CANDY HOTDOG IN YOUR GREASY MAW, DANUH FAT FUCK
>>152032101He has money and lives in vegas obviously he does
Somebody please post the Sneed wojak
>>152032176
>>152032200That's not the one but thank you anyway
imagine prime usmeng vs islam. im talking the usmeng that fought khamzat but with a full camp to prepare for islam
>>134875525
But it's all good tho!
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Taxation is theft
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What pists here have really stuck with you?
>>152032373Fart!
>>152032373PvZ's butthole revealing the mystery of bungussy which still haunts my dreams
>>152032399
My posts REALLY stick with you, don't they?
WHO DOES THIS TO CARLOS PRATES? WHO?!?!?!!?
Jack was winning until he lost
It′s tearin' up my heart when I′m with youBut when we are apart, I feel it tooAnd no matter what I do, I feel the painwith or without you
>>152032470Literally all he needed to do was throw combos like he did in the first 15 seconds of round 1 and keep doing that
>why would usman get a title fightthis is the run that earned charles his shot
>>152032572Shutting down prime Buckley is arguably a much better win that 1-5 Chandler with his 2 black sons and one white daughter.
>prime buckley
>>152032572yah but usmeng doesnt have gamer GODrot on his resume
His who and what now?
