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>>152047720who give heem dis tattoo brazza we have to check dis
Dan "the sneedman" Hooker
end of an era
Based hooker
>>152047748STAND YE BASE
Tom aspinall
Give Dagestani wife.
why do they call him dan hooker?
>>152047748>Masvidal assaulting people in publicTWO PIECE AND A SODA BABY THAT'S JUST THAT GANGSTER SHIT WE DON'T PLAY ON THESE STREETS!>Muzzies jump Danis for alking shitwooooooooooow can you believe these VIOLENT thugs at our sanctioned blood sports events? Someone needs to do something!!!
>>152047845imagine goddard did this to midge kara france and kape
>Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?many such cases
>>152047720
>>152047845Red kid had horrible posture. Not even a collar tie and he almost went down. His opponent basically pushed him in to a TKO
>>152047860fake news. first of all yann is a manlet, hitler was 5'9 and likely out of lil chinkies weight class. secondly he was amped up with copious meth and cocaine use, if we learned anything from Smif and home intruder is that drugs make you equal in skill to a ufc fighter but even better cardio and strengthHitler wins with ease
>>152047890Oh man 2 inches of height no one has EVER beaten someone 2 inches taller than them
looking for anyone that can heem meoh wait none of you can heem me
Fuck off
the sport is dying~
>>152047902>According to a medical examination from 1924, Hitler was 175cm (5ft 9in) tall and weighed 77 kg (170 lb),[22]BEASTler was a frigging WELTERWEIGHT. he would have TANKED everything the midge threw at him, this just accounting for base attributes, not accounting for the fact hes also on bath salts and willing to eat yans face off
>>152047935170lb WW weight is a featherweight
>>152047927goodlet mma become niche againtime for cazzies to leave for good.
you'll never see HERZOG again
>>152047890hitler had a micropeen though so he wouldn't even make it past the weigh ins out of shame
>>152047935That's his walk around weight without a weight cut, and also probably being out of shape. Yan probably walks around at a similar weight
>>152047958so would have chinned peter pan who is 140 something in the cage
>>152047920>>152047927why do I see these stupid bot posts in everything? what's going on
why do dagi stans keep bringing up that moicano/islam CSAC disclosed rehydration weights? don't they fucking know a larger man can rehydrate to a lower weight because people don't rehydrate at the same weight and that muscle holds more water than fat? fucking retards
>>152047935>BEASTler Based
>>152047890Smif's heem intruder was a D1 champion methhead not some random methhead of the couch
>>152048037Who cares? It’s fucking moicano, basically a non fight
>>152047920
>Guru got fired by Mighty MousePfffffffff hahahahahaha
>of the couchgood morning saar
>>152048067good night saar u mean braza its beddie bye time
>>152048051It has nothing to do with Moicano. They use it to say "see Islam only rehydrates to 180 he's not weight bullying".
Wake tf up! You got knocked the fock out buddeh
>>152047935Hitler is his later life was out of shape so it's not like walking around at 170 made him a unit but the amount of meth he was on might have equalised it partly.
Hitlers guard vicious af b
>>152048079Islam moved up
sovlkinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUi1JxEa0R4
>>152047935Hey Brazza you cannot say Beastler and say Wallahi
>>152048079nobody cares about weight cutting except professional cazzies like rogan
Well I'll tell you what happened, you got knocked the fock out!
Who is the best fighter Prime Hitler can heem? Assuming its catchweight and he gets a fresh meth injection before the walk out and a line of coke when he goes to his corner every roundKris Moutinho? Julian Erosa might give him some problems
>>152048136Death Sentence
>>152048136Phil hawes
>>152048021what bots b
>>152048136>up at 4am leeching off of your parents so you can fantasize about hitler's ufc matchupschange your ways, bongnon
>>152048136Dude get some rest, dont you have work tomorrow?
>>152048220Death Sentence is garbage but Winged C is a real prawlspect, Mighty Meme should pull strings and get him signed in ONE to heem some rice farmers
>>152048282I lilbit start at 2pm brazza
>>152048344>usman coming into frame like a blowfishkek
I'm afraid that if the brazzas keep defying him, khabib will be left with no choice
Listen here: /heem/ phone app!
The khabib rouge
>mfw i nutted but spammy's mom keeps sucking
“Khabib brazza how come we fight for money if it’s explicitly forbidden by our revered Islamic jurors?” - Islam to Harambib.
>>152048136Googling "Hitler Judo" was perceived as a typo and didn't provide much MMA related information. AH probably fucks up Kayla Harrison.
gaza’s been heemied~
Indonesia 4th most populous country>0 active fighters
>>152048462had an indonesian roommate back in college, he hated muslims like you wouldn’t believe
Khabib is right, if you read Sicilian books, you are a nerd who needs a wedgie
>>152048442Indonesia will free palestine
indonesia is a fuckwit
the brazzaxis powers will take over. we will decision ilia at lw, then we will strangle islam when we move back down to ww
>>152048462Indonesian's fight in ONE FC
>>152048486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNjc4-IKYX4in this video Khabib recites every champions league winner of the last 20 years off the top of his head, Umar can't read Sicilian partisan books but Khabib can know a million autismo Liverpool FC facts? brazza i dont know bout dis
heeminder they tricked you into calling it pirating when its just file sharing. if you are watching your stream at home and someone comes over and looks at your tv is that illegal? noif they use a series of mirrors and a tin can phone to watch it from their house is that illegal? noif they transmit the data through cables from your house to theirs is that illegal? nopeso yeah dont let them call you a le pirate for just sharing your stream
>>152048532Khabib is afraid that his drones will develop self awareness and cognition and that they will seek to dedicate themselves to other endeavors, much like Zabit did.
post fatal last wordsill start:>who?? mushroom?
CSO: Miami
>>152048568Zabits school focused a lot on philosophy where as Kebabs dad focused on strict adherence to discipline and training. Both methods were used in order to keep the kids away from the wahhabi mosques after the wars and during the insurgency.
khabib doesnt say lidl bit anymore you goofs his english is decent now
Is habib still cool with putin or nah
>>152048462>>152048499hell yeah brother cheers from bali
Do you think Jeka Saragih can make it back to the UFC?
>>152048623khabib and islam also say "brother" now not brazza but we're not changing the Heem lexicon
>>152048569I told u i was hardcore
>Islam stop reading books, focus on the fight>Islam stop engaging in the striking with him wrestle>Islam don't eat that cookie diet dietKhabib has become very controlling recently
>>152048532fighting is already haram, as is showing their bodies to millions of peoplebut they will conveniently overlook all aspects of their traditional cultures that are against the doctrines of islam
>>152048654Brazza is she pregnant Imagine finding out your mom did nude video shoots for people to jack off to while pregnant with you
OH NONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA GURUCELS????
Chuck Lidl
>>152048799this fat fucks been on ozempic for 5 months already. what the fuck is his body made of
>>152048799he waited for guru's stream to end before he went live, he is a coward like all mutts
>>152048869it's called taking a victory lap b, pooru lost
>>152048799guru going on a racial spergout after makhachev vs jdm was too far, but acceptablejoey having a basedout watching bo nickel get finished was infinitely more repulsive and unforgivable. subhuman behaviour.
>>152048885nobody caresmmajoey will die of diabetes any day now that's all that matters
khabib was 11 when chimaevs uncle invaded his land
>>152048799karim zidan is the true /leftyheem/ hero
what does "stood his base" mean? I don't speak zoomer
mma youtubers with beards are fags, everyone of them
>>152047748Guruchud let the mask slip off in public. Dude definitely browsed 4chan at some point. He let his biases and memes get to him. What a retard
>>152048916not before guru
>>152048939>he doesn't know
>>152048954guru isn't as fat as he looks and goes to the gym. joey is morbidly obese and loses his breath just talking
>>152048939Slap his nose off ye?
>>152048974>>152048969STOP SPEAKING IN TONGUES
post yfw hooker heems arman with a headkick and then faces off with ilia
>>152048947You do realize this is GURU? >>152048869
>>152048972>h-he's not fat just big b-boned ok fatty
Pooru is a fat mess and balding, wearing a beanie indoors is a cry for help if i ever seen one
>>152049013I'm saying they're both fat you obese muzzie faggot. But you're braindead if you can't see joey has serious health problems.
>>152049005?
i must admit, guru's pink piglet pussy got gaped and filled by daddy joey's brown circumcised cock
>>152048990I make more dough than the bakery I do ye?
>>152049013>t-the fat neckbeard who can't finish a sentence without panting and develops underarm and underboob sweatstains i-isn't fat! you're just islamophobic!ok piggy
>>152048869hes always done that specifically to passive aggressively target guru thoughbeit
>the guy with a built in audience of over two billion muslims has one tenth the subs of some dude who keeps getting cancelled for saying unpopular thingsThat's the greatest thing. Not even other goatfuckers can stomach this piggy.
>>152049042post physique so we can all laugh at your voluptuous breasts
MMA Joey won.
fairy thread.
>>152049066post physique, fatty.
mma joey has them revved, I fear.
>>152047748He’s weak. He should actually stand his base and not laugh it off like being based is some defect.
>>152048462>>152048499>>152048654just give a name already
heem doesnt watch mma youtubers, we watch pirated streams of dana white presents UFC
STAND YER BASE STAND YER BASE YEH
wtf DJ’s producer is jewish? How the fuck do these rodents keep popping up in all the places they’re expected to?
and STILL team guru
>>152049111>>152049100>20:08:43>20:09:43>seething fat fuck piglet is so triggered he's autopostingkek oink for me porky. oh I'm sorry is that haram ahmed?
>>152048654this is my fetish
You know not only did Ngannou try to intimidate Dana, but Chael told us on his YouTube channel that Ngannou once tried to fight him in a parking garage but stopped when he saw Chael's boy Thero was there with him.Scary stuff man, that dude is a violent monster who only cares about himself.
>>152049150Azaleahijabi
joey is talking mad shit about racists, are you just going to take this /heem/?
>>152049196Bro you messed up the edit, time to regroup on the 'cord
>>152049159dj clearly had to drop pooru because he was insulting the brazzas who he trainy with
>>152049196kek this is the most embarrassing shit i've seen in a while. you fucked up
>>152049204Joey would heem me I'm like 5'5 I ain't picking that fight
>>152049216What's all that playa??
>>152049111>>152049100>>152049196AHAHAHA PIGGY EXPOSEDhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152047720/#q152049196
>>152049232OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE TAGGED HIM
What did he post
>he deleted both posts after getting called outKWAB
Crazy to think people are samefagging here, I would have never believed it
>>152049245at least hes not larping as a brazza like his fellow browns
>>152049262couldn’t be me
>>152049239mmajoey thought he could come on /heem/ and samefag, got triggered someone talked about his pit stains and ruddy cheeks, then proceeded to samefag some more and got caught. Nothing to see here
idk who that guy is
>>152049270fuckwit
alright jokes aside i did have to turn off the joey stream. he's got that fluoride stare going on with his eyes and staring into the abyss for too long is dangerous
>>152049273go eat a salad joey. all that sitting and praying isn't doing you any favor
>>152049290you need a salad, fatty. Still haven't posted physique so I'll accept your obese concession
>>152049300OINK OINK samefag some more
dj refused to stand up for his fellow westerners in the gym, he's weak and deserves nothing but contempt, while these cockroaches present a united front and confuse themselves for being 'strong'
>>152049306you're shaking and sweating right now. M&M withdrawal? Snickers??
>>152049300I can tell you're a fat fuck because you got an aneurism when I called mmajoey obese when he's clearly obese and started samefagging. Meanwhile I call guru fat and piggy all the time. He's just not *as fat* as mmajoey. Nobody is. So once again, kill yourself piggy.
>>152049330you're spiraling and can't even type straight. Your blood sugar must be danger zone. Post your address and I'll doordash you some emergency cupcakes before you go into shock
>>152049341kek I'm looking through the history to see what triggered your fat ass. It's the fucking diabetes post. That or islam. You're a turbanhead with diabetes.
>>152049356you're spiraling out of control, friend. Break the glass on the emergency twinkie. Your family may not care, but the posters on heem.com do
>>152049341DIABETES DIABETES FATTY FAT DEAD MUSLIMS DEAD MUSLIMS DIABETIClet's see if that sends you into a seizure joey
it's time to take your meds
Hold on I'm getting my opinion from Heavy Hands right now
JDM was injured btw
>>152049393waiting on luke to get off of the cuck chair and give his opinion
>>152049395he was fighting injured after being bussy broken in the first round
Thoughts on Chito Vera using his daughter to practice head kicks? She wasn't born like that, he did that to her over time.
>>152049401I had Jack Daddy winning round 1
>>152049395doesn't matter, he's never seeing a title shot again
>it's time to take your meds
>>152049395Most common excuse in fighting
>152049363>152049356>152049341>152049330>152049326>152049306>152049300Is this mmajoey guy unemployed? Why is he arguing with himself pretending to be two different people
>>152049432Take your meds schizo.
>>152049395JDM has tubercolosis?
Why did he do it?
>>152049439He has 4 arrows lodged inside of his chest pal
>>152049420post bussy
>>>152049432>Take your meds schizo.
>>152049438You sat there and argued with yourself for an hour and you think I’m a schizo? Dumb bot
>>152049455Turn your monitor off.
>>152049428>>152049458meds NOW
>>152049468Still haven't posted physique so I'll accept your obese concession
>>152049460What the fuck are you talking about?
oh dear
why are muslim fans so sensitive?
>>152049479I don’t know I just got on and I see a conversation between two retards. I read the thread and someone posted the archive if you editing your own comments and deleting it or something. You have serious mental issues dude
>>152049485Turn your monitor on.
>mfw i see an australian flag
>>152049485biggest npc religion by far
>>152049495Yeah I'm not whoever you think I am you retarded fucking faggot, can you stop friend simulating and discuss combat sports?
mmajoey just got death threats from white nationalists. I'm worried for him and his boyriends life. We need to protect him.
>>152049395HE GOT HIS BUSSY BROKEN BY SLAMDADDY
BDScels having a melty tonight. Same as every other night
>>152049496how the fuck do you think i'm posting? with the monitor off?
>>152049506Then why the fuck are you replying to me when I quoted you? Are you brain dead?
>>152049506post skin ahmed
>>152049512BSDcels all got uppity after his knockout of Dariush.
News Flash BSDtards: Dariush is fucking trash, that win means nothing!
>SOON
DJ went woke
what do you think their reaction would be to all of the psychotic breaks they trigger on /heem/ ?
>>152049561lol
>>152049549Your opinion = Wgaf!
>>152049549>Brazza why they so gay dis is weird DC why you show this to us
joeybros, not like this
>>152049567Well? How did his procedure turn out?
The espn era of ufc is almost over. Just three more events before the switch to paramount.
Does Islam vs Usman decide the greatest welterweight of all time?
>>152049590Paramount will be the end of the ufc, not its salvation
>>152049599dubs of truth
Mexican Martial Arts has started a new channel for basic unedited event breakdown and reaction style content. What do we think about this? He says he's still going to do his regular stuff on his old channel too.
>>152049549
>>152049484>cucklaev they just be letting anybody in :skull:
Drink up bros, it dulls the pain
Funny watching Belal dodge media questions all week about whether he'll call out Islam if he wins, saying "he doesn't want to look past his opponent." Usman already showed his true colors from back when he said he'd rather relinquish the title than fight Khabib. They're all self serving when they have something to gain.Time to expose the myth of muslim solidarity
>>152049499can't take em seriously anymore after their main boy got humped like that, would be better to just get finished
Belal is a massive problem for the WW division.
>>152049561Nah fuck taht!!
bolal nickal title run starts now
big bo is a problem for khamzat
>>152049666What title? Biggest fraud?
I am the toughest man on this bus rihgt now
>>152049702they call me the bus driver, kid, because I'm about to take you to school
>>152049714izzy? is that you?
still don't understand why weight classes exist
>>152049702>shoves you through the passenger window and out onto the road
>>152049702Yeah, the short bus
Every champ in the UFC besides two are Christian
dude, get your fucking hands off me!
>>152049754Alex Pereira is a muslim and Tom Aspinall is an atheist
>>152049763lol poatan is anything but a muslim, he was just larping back then
>>152049702you shit your jocks
>>152049754is any of these bums other than pantoja and merab fighting again this year
We support our brother Iskander al-Perijah here
>KhamzatCouldn't submit DDP, Bum>IslamCouldn't submit JDM, Bum>MagomedColded by Pereira, BumThis is the /heem/ consensus
we are farmersbum ba dum bum bum bum bum
alex slept magmomhed because he basically took topuria advice on how you can't let these inbreds "feel you out" jdm and ddp didn't go out swinging 5 seconds in and instead got wrestle fucked.
His Excellency, GOAT for Life, Undefeated Undisputed LHW and HW Champion of the World, Baptised, Mister Jonathan Dwight Jones, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the MMA in the UFC in General and America in Particular
So what Dan Hooker got the world on his shoulders
>>152049899Ducked Tom like a bitch>Tom faked le eyepokeMakes Jones look even worse
>>152049889You literally don't know anything about fighting
Hooker vs Tsarukyan: You Can Run But You Can't Run Very Fast
>>152049767The punishment for apostasy is death
>>152049931Jones had to pull out as he was under suspicion of heeming puss on drugs again rest assured if he was legally cleared it would have been a one sided affair for ole bonesy gane just exposed all of tom's flaws what do you think the highest fight iq in the ufc would do
Part of me is sad that aspinall was too subpar to ever face jones since the meltdown would have been absolutely delicious
>>152049754why aren't there any atheist champs? is it because they're smarter?
>>152049940i don't but topuria does
>>152049754every arm besides 3 are islam's
>>152048929shut up luke and get a job
are they white?
>>152050087caveman
>>152050087Arabs get to claim Islam and Chimaev.
>>152048799What have I missed
*ahem* *clears throat*AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAA HAHAHAA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHA HAA HAHA HAAA HAA.. HA
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>>152050087Arguably they are Indian
>>152050087They are literally the original caucasians
>>152048799why aren't you subbed to him bigot?
>>152050245this is your average pakistani cousin btw
>>152050245>unknownWouldn't be hard to find out here
>>152050245Give me ONE reason why I shouldn't just move to a western friendly, rich gulf state, stay in my little tourist haven and enjoy their laws
>>152048799gurusalem will fall takbir
>>152050297aren't crustaceans haram? why doesn't he remove them from his beard
>>152050290you're too poor to do that, there is literally nothing stopping you from doing that except for money
is the breaking waldo news i saw on the waldocord true? waldo is added to ufc qatar?
>>152049964 highest iq in the ufc lost to a guy that lost half of his fights in the organization btw
Guru, calm down, calm downKyle, this your body e put your heart for lockdownFor lockdown, oh, lockdownKyle, you sweet like Rogan o, Rogan oDemetrius say I dump you, no dey form yanga o, oh, yanga oNo Mighty no, no, no, no, whoa-whoa, whoa-whoaOh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohGuru, come gimme your lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
>>152050324Didn't ask bud
>>152047890Smiffs intruder was psychotic probably on pcp. Meth heads get heemed all the time. Can’t forget that hitler was a hipster soi first while Yann was moving heavy shit around the docks of Siberia . Xitpiggy would get flatlined I fear…
>>152050321this was waldos eye like a week ago and he is already fighting?wow, just puts into perspective how bad aspenols eye injury is that he hasnt even started training yet
>>152049410Fuck me hahaha
Truly a grim day for tomcels when their mouthpiece is unceremoniously fired from his part time gig as a court jester doing impressions for a black man it is crazy that he's not been arrested by the bri'ish police thougheverbeit he's way worse than the twitter woman
>>152050335you know what? FUCK YOU FAGGOT! *heems you*
Is this guy basing his persona as an anti-guru? Literally just hate everyone he likes? Otherwise there's no rhyme or reason to it. Hate all non-muslims?
>>152050368*slips**actually slips*Oh shit...
>>152050372Self awareness of a dried orange peel
>>152050372What I don’t get is why kenny okoye simps for dagestanis and muslim fighters
>>152050372>Is this guy basing his persona as an anti-guru?joey is trying to combat racism, islamophobia, transophobia, antisemitism and other types of bigotry within the mma community and guru just happens to be all of that
>>152050400It's really just reddit vs reddit
I would knock out that mmajoey poser out so fucking fast i swear
>>152050372Pretty much yeah but the question is if hes genuinely this cucked or only does it as ragebait to farm engagement. Either way its funny bc despite trying so desperately hes just too annoying and onions and stays irrelevant with barely any clicks kek
Imagine pretending you're against race mixing then working for Demetrius Johnson until he fires you once you've outlived your usefulness
Might just call in sick today and play bf6 instead.
>YOU in the /heem/ row, you got the first question kid
it's been a wild ride but I guess this is the end
>gypsies are honorable people>they have a really cool culture>they fight fair
>>152050491M-me?
>>152050491eeeeeemm hello dana? whats next for michael morales and when are you coming to bolivia?
>>152050372What will happen to this man if Belal wins and calls Islam for a title shot?
>>152050568Sir the question was "italians are the ______ of europe"
>>152050568Bo?
>>152050568...just fired his clown
>>152050574Oh sorry"Most beloved race"
why do luke and joey have the same logo artist
>>152050372he's just a contrarian, sometimes he has good takes but it's by accident
>>152050574boot
>>152050594The rational bearded MMA pundit
i would pay $150 for a stool sample of fightfairy
>>152050634Katja says we can get you one by the beginning of next week
Watching old Anderson highlights How did it all come to this? It’s unrecognizable
supermarket recalls all stock camera footage man spitting in peanut butter jars luke thomas
ITS OFFICIAL!!! CARD SAVED!!!
>>152050696Hate both of them and hope it will end in a brutal simultaneous double ko.
>>152050696Holy fr*cken based, I love Waldo so much bros
>>152050696Aspintroons on suicide watch
how come it point down like that, is it possible to learn this power?
>Hey, me cocky longa than mi Nike>Tell me wah yuh like>Yuh wah me drive or yuh wah fi ride it like a bike
>>152050810I would kill him in a fight.
Just heard the newsMma Joey killed that homeless cat.Now POOru won't be able to leech off of others anymore
>>152050837>homeless catDOES ANYONE LE NARWHAL BACON AT MIDNIGHT
>>152050858What are you waffling on about now clozzie
>>152050696title walk just got harder
I mean the guy's name is Francis Niggerno. How did Dana and Hunter nor see this coming?
if arman tsarukyan has no enemies it means i am dead
THERE'S ONLY ONE IAN GARRY
Dan Hooker is P4P the coolest dude in the UFC
>>152050953pigru loves dan hooker and dan hooker accused islam of using an IV stupid pigru stan
>>152050823only if crooked john mccartney was there to save you. people forget man tank abbott was a munster
on my way to see mma joey AMA
>>152050965Couldn't give less of a fuck about Pooru or some retarded goatfuckers kill yourself
>>152050977how are you going to bring that on a plane since mma joey doesn't live in australia
>>152050978islamophobic nazi piggies get the rope
Getting drunk with Dan Hooker and playing darts at a bar.
>>152050985I'm gonna hijack the spirit of tasmania come on mate apply yourself
Getting drunk with Dan Hooker and going on a cruise together.
>>152050977why are you sitting in the passenger seat?
>>152051047Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>152051047self-driving car
>>152047748never watched his videos but i remember when his videos started getting posted here i legit thought it was just a heemster spamming his own content with like 10 viewsThen I start seeing him elsewhere. From what I gather he's just a basic ass ragebaiter like any dozen random anons here are. People seem to eat it up tho
Getting drunk with Dan Hooker, driving to MMA Joey's house and blowing his brains out.
>>152051087>basic ass ragebaiterSpeak the King’s English you reprobate
>>152051089based
Feel sorry for the wag.
https://x.com/Bendaman2001/status/1991418484316848344what did he mean by that
>>152051080that would actually be gayer than riding bitch in your boyfriends car. town hall in 10 minutes, bitch
>>152051124He's harvesting adrenochrome but not really because he wouldn't be so explicit and open about it so he's probably just feeling envigorated by the young niggas in the gym bringing that youthful energy
Dookie Dan has an ability of summoning random brown ethnic minorities at will and making them fight for 50 bucks.
Nigger
>>152051159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q0mktD1cGg>random ethnic minoritiesmaoris are the only ethnic minority in nz (cos maoris killed all the others)
>>152051124what the helly
>>152048462Built for 5 inch White penis
>>152051214we don't use that word here
Guru won the battle but Joey won the war
Getting drunk with Dan Hooker and saying Nigger to Izzy's face
MMAGuru is a multi millionaire btw. Can’t hate on him he managed to set himself up for life.
>>152049640Belal's just lucky he's Palestinian. Given current events, the Brazzas would never want to 50-45 or finish him, it would be terrible optics for the Ummah
A toast! To the region of Dagestan!
>>152047935Based
>>152051283I don’t think brazzas even think about the ummah or know what it is t b h. Belal made sure to suck up to them and train with them. If he didn’t do that Islam might’ve fought him.
>>152051292These niggas need to stop signalling to their 18 year old slutty female fans they seem like sexual deviants
>>152051303I believe you're suffering from AGP playa
>>152051283nigga no other muslim country gives a shit about palestine except iran and maybe the UK
>>152051292Carlos is so damn cool dude and he doesn't even try.
>>152051097I know how to cater to my audience and their reading comprehension levels, dummy.
>>152051292Gayest way to drink a beer champions has a new champion it seems
>>152051292My gf saw this and now she's begging for sex.
>>152047935beastler had decent experience with the army and as part of the SA He would have demolished Stalin one on one
>>152051313Nah I just know these tactics when I see them
>>152051344
has poirier always been fidgety or is it a retirement perk?
Hitler = Petr YanStalin = Merab
Salsa BEAST in one
>>152051403any 50 min video update on the eye?
>>152051124Lmao
>>152051403salsagod is carrying tko group holdings to a new plateau
The Tom Aspinall bubble has popped.
>>152051403He is trying to make aspinal look bad
>>152051386I think he's picked up a coke habit in retirement
>>152051403>mfw watching salsa boy make a quick turnaround after a brutal damaging eye poke
Getting drunk with Dan Hooker and laughing at Tomala Aspinall's fake eye injury.
salsaboy shoving tom into a locker and holding it closed
Business and family just don't mix.Tom needs to beat Andy to death i think
>>152051414
>>152050978Excellent post
>>152051292Why do they do this
>>152051575For me? Personally? What makes it funny is that like all the best british comedy the main characters are oblivious to the joke, john clease, mr bean, hyacinth bucket, ricky gervais, steve coogan, tom and andy aspinall
You guys can mock Tom as much as you want, but answer me this: who's the current UFC Heavyweight Champion?
>>152051627Ciryl Gane
>>152051627Jon Jones
>>152051627
CSO
>>152051627Francis Niggeranus
>>152051665It's Tony time
>>152051642More like the homoweight champion
I have it from insider sources that aspinal was boo'd out of a store shopping for some milk
>>152051665>the fight before christmasMore like christmas is coming early
>>152051665we are so back tonybros
tony losing a fight is statistically impossible
>>152051403
Baaaah, it's 5am!!
>>152051705Good shit post but no one buys milk in england
>nobody told gaziev he's fighting salsamonsterhe'll find out during the walkout i guess
For a sport about trying to kill each other in a cage, MMA has the most feminine fanbase in the world.
>>152051766what
>>152051766Why?? they can't afford it??
dana white is always schemingevery day it's ten new schemes
>>152051886and yet he pales in comparison to the whimsical schemes of Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>152048763Probably imitating how controlling fazza was.
Confidence is key
>>152049245Common indian L
>>152051914Abdulnamap moved on?
>>152051665>fixes 8 losses on purpose for extra money so he gets cut and can go to boxing to school faggot youtubers for millions and millionsTHE ACTUAL FUCKING GOAT HOLY FUCK
>>152051946Fazza plan is to kick the bucket before you become an 80y old bed ridden potato shitting yourself 50 times a day and not remembering your own name
>>152051953Abdulnamap was so based. I think he'd cringe at how Khabib carries himself
>>152051665Let's go Tony.
>>152051964where to?
>>152052017To victory!
frick you motherfrickers for booing me
>>152052055This was closer to authentic Bo Nickal but he's still missing warrior spirit. He won't look good when they out him in there with a live body
>>152052100What about a living dead body?
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVywnIH_0hI
>>152052130He didn't look great against Paul Craig
>>152052215Nah b I'm in the O'Reilly No Spin Zone until after coffee.
>>152052225fair enough
Top 10 gatekeepersPoirierNick diazRoy nelsonNateemmettSchaubDan HendersonPaul craigSmiffMagny Criteria is to have never touched gold but have exposed projects, frauds and hypejobs
>>152052261Will post the fights where they exposed frauds
>>152052261Tybura is a probably the greatest active gatekeeper
>>152052282He doesn't fit the criteria sadly
Yo guys it's me Lil' Ank! What did you think of my most recent fight!No chama!
>>152052299Marcin has killed projects and hypejobs thoughever
John UFC
Big black dick in khabibs hairy asshole
>>152052261Merab is the best gatekeeper
Bo. Dean. Nickal.
ok but WHO wins though?
>>152052495Allah
An ass from the heavens
Susiekaya been awful quiet since Bo's win...
>>152052537Bo should fight aliskerov
>>152052424Merab exited gate keeper status when he won gold
>>152052658What are you b? The king of the lake? Do I have to check in with you when I want to fish?
>>152052520Who we talmbout
You now remember Yair Rodriguez
>>152051959He would disown him if he saw him scam his fans
>>152052673I was quoting schaub. He was discussing another kid on his son's t-ball team on TFATK
edgelord manchildren when the people they ragebait tell them to fuck off
they cant do this to mma guru my comfort youtuber im literally crying and throwing up
i am the deviland i'm here to do the devil's work
Khabib was never sparked out cold twitching on the canvas like Islam. For that reason alone Khabib will be allowed to control Islam's literature consumption until the end of time
>>152052714Dude needs to start using slurs it's what I would do.
>>152047720Is Dana right?
>>152052714We should make a petition
>>152052754He's a retard if he thinks this is ever possible
Laldaddy looking sexy in his shorts
>>152052724nah, khabib is clearly getting jealous of islam though.
>>152052754He failed. This "sport" is already dying.
>>152052782big PPV events keep ending up being stall fests, it's killing the hype around events for me.
Kvassblob was right though in that his worst work promo wise was when he was giving history and geography lessons whereas islam keeps it brief and on topic
>>152052776Shaving his stomach and not his chest makes it look like he's wearing a fur bra. Wow
>>152052776aura
>>152052795We don’t understand your maggot minge mumbo jumbo
>>152052802Talk about a hairy tit-uation
>>152052809You don't understand basic hygiene or social customs thougheverbeit
You know, you know where you are withYou know where you are withFloor collapses, floatingBouncing backAnd one day, I am gonna grow wingsA chemical reaction (you know where you are)Hysterical and useless (you know where you are)Hysterical and (you know where you are)Let down and hanging aroundCrushed like a bug in the groundLet down and hanging around
>/heem/ pretending to read sicilian books now
>>152052810But enough about the mold spores sprouting on ya momma’s mangy mounds
last book i read was A Short History of Nearly Everything
>>152052814Turn your chomonitor on
>>152052838Why do you write your trauma diary in the 2nd person
>>152052839Dis individual reads bill bryson god damn
You all need to chill
>>152052866Send 2, 3 years geisha house and forget
>>152052866based, zabit was raised like a shaolin, we should all chill indeed
>>152052861
Belal plan will unfold
Belal seems like a man with a short and very hairy meng
Abdulmanap saved makacehv from wahhabistsSweden saved khamzat from terrorismFive Directions of the World saved zabit from islamismThe wonk nose freaks here will post heinous fag shit about these people but in reality they were saved from such ideology.
>>152052907Meat lovers extra cheese please
Dariush has been flushed for the past 2 years. Why the fuck is he still in their getting knocked out?
>>152052879Slowest chug I've ever seen but fair play.
>>152052945anik is an amateur, he should have swirled the bottle
Usman strickland 2 is the fight to make
>>152052939Can't believe I put the wrong there in there. I'm beside myself.
Watching Islam win the welterweight title was heemspirational to me. What are the most heemspirational moments in mma?
>>152052939Hey poojeet, it's spelled ''there'' not ''their''.
>>152052958See >>152052952There's no need to be mean. I already realised my mistake.
>>152052776Chills!
>>152052977
>Hello mister mix/pico/pitbull we'll give you this gatekeeper who has been on a 10 year win streak, how about that for your debut
>>152052261>Paul Craig>gatekeeperlosing to Paul Craig is a champion signifier
>>152052977Visit qatar ladies and gentlemen moreso gentlemen
>>152052998I was just about to post sonething way funnier with that image. You deprived everone here of an good hard laugh.
>>152052977Does this imply Belal is the one getting fucked up in the gym or is he fucking the kid up
the tranny webm era may be over
>>152052977InseminatIan Gayraped finna give xer Laldaddy the double dirty diaper Donald sloppy top special I fear
>MW was a murderer's row of a division when Bisbitch was champ>Decided to defend against elderly Hendo instead of fighting Jacare, Romero or Whittaker>WW is a murderer's row currently>Pisslam will defend against 1-3 elderly poosman instead of fighting Shavkat, Morales, Garry or PratesThe script writers for this shit are just re-using stuff from years ago now. They don't even try anymore.
La mano arriba, cintura solaDa media vuelta, Gane-za kuduroNo te canse' ahora, que esto solo empiezaMueve la cabeza, Gane-za kuduroLa mano arriba, cintura solaDa media vuelta, Gane-za kuduroNo te canse' ahora, que esto solo empiezaMueve la cabeza, Gane-za kuduro
>>152053029
>>152053020Never in the history of this site has a leaf ever produced a funny post, bappa you ain't fooling nobody
Here's a fact for ya:Bogdan.
>>152053072
>>152053072Like a baby on TRT
WALKOUT MUSIC:https://youtu.be/ss9fRdpYdyI
>>152053100
Arichase and statuswani on the ropes I fear
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