Chasing greatness edition >>152038461
Dana White
excellent thread
>>152044528Indonesian fighters>Jeka Saragih (cut?)
>>152044543
belal is all wrong for islam, bigger stronger better cardio better wrestling and canelo hands to piece him up
>>152044543>>152044554This is someone’s daughter. It’s not right.
>>152044572The dad probably proudly jerks off to her
>>152044554>>152044543Built for white boys
100 hours in ms paint
We cannot follow them
A brief numbing from the torture is rather pleasant
I swear might mouse has some kind of learning disability. He stumbles over easy words all the time like Brendan Schaub, omits random syllables constantly, substitutes close sounding but wrong word in common expressions etchere mmaguru is trying to explain john pork to him at 01:25:50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXukeJIZvDE&t=5150sHe misinterprets the word 'brainrot' as a literal thing and doesn't get the attempts to make fun of dagestani names
I remember a random Australian a few months back who was acting like Islam and Belal are literally the same type fighter lol
>>152044686He's old and he got hit in the head for a living
Belal, Ilia, Arman and Ian Garry are in the same building right now
>>152044686isn't he friends with Khabib's team? why does he call them "nurgamedov"? Is it a chael sonnen bit?
>>152044708They can all a go on my tight boiminge
>>152044686It really does sound like Islam said "Chanpo" instead of "Chanco" weird.
>>152044543>>152044554
He was a partizan who protected ze people
Umar has aspirations of becoming a mafioso
PAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
as a small time youtube content creator, how do I keep from getting death threats from muslims while critiquing muslim fighters
>>152044686he has cte b
He probably gained a lot more fans because of the John Pork meme despite what he feels about it
>brown nipples
>>152044770just be based and take it
>>152044708khamzat is there too
I've been training with a 17 year old boxer. It feels like the Epstein files minus the sex
>>152044800you sick fuck
>>152044543>>152044554This might be a woman but I'm not totally sure yet.
>>152044800looking at women is rape. it's over for you. enjoy having your bussy stretched by tyrone in the supermax
>>152044811>>152044823Canada never said the boxer was a woman
>>152044898it was a mengin other news, the mighty guru show is in the bin
Before
>>152044929After
>>152044543>>152044554Brown nipples are only cool when they're dark skinned.
>>152044941AI is getting absurd.
https://youtu.be/Xq91brsjNmU?t=758anyway, that was a anecdote shared by belal at the media day
>>152044686His mom is deaf I think. He grew up learning language like second hand from his brother I imagine or something like that
>>152044941stop that you incel
>>152044967do white women really go to india for sex tourism? are their men really that much more attractive than us? wtf
francis raped dana white lol
So why does /heem/ hate MMA Guru anyway? He's essentially a /heem/ poster. He's really the only streamer that /heem/ would be able to relate to. Is it a self loathing thing? All the "normal fags" hate Guru so it seems logical that /heem/ would like him to be contrarian too.
>>152044989I'm afraid this is a pure fact. Dana White is now gaped and has PTSD.
dude, get your fucking hands off me!
sorry dana...duh duh duh I don't understand the language...I don't know what you're saying *rapes you*
who wins
ufc: nerds vs geeksco main dorks vs dweebsme? im team geek
>>152045024Guru, Tate, Hyde, Raja
>>152045027what the fuck is this real
>>152045024guru holds mma joey for 25 minutes, tate tkos thomas with a kick to the liver, hasan misses weight and ducks sam, raja heems guru out cold.
DJ went woke and cancelled the mighty guru podcast
>>152044686Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
>>152045024>>152045028this is it
I'm the victim guys. You're being mean to me.
>>152045103yeah haha
MMA guru should just read out all the shit that the inbred musllms send to him.
>>152045128Waaaaahhhhhh I get hundreds of thousands of views on my videos and make thousands off of gambling adds but people send me mean email waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>152045079He got a taste of the muslim brotherhood in his dm's. Doesn't want a fatwa on hs head.
>>152045140yeah, but muslims still fuck their cousins and are inbreds lol
>>152045140>mean emailFunny how Islamophobic fascists like you like to downplay the seriousness of insulting people's religion.
It's always the same thing with Guru. Always tries to sound tough and hard by saying unempathetic shit and then immediately fold in on himself and starts blubbing like a baby at the most minor of pushbacks.
dj absorbed gurus viewers and pulled out. what a piggy slut
*enters thread*
>>152045157>>152045140>>152045140Stay in syria and continue goatfucking if you don't like it ahmed.
Dan freaking HookerKneel, the hookerfag is back!
>>152045162His wife got the ick from this you can see it on her face
Ah I see, I think I understand. It's not /heem/ that hates, Guru, it's the retarded inbred Muslims on /heem/ who hate him.
Shhhh, the piggy is sleeping
>>152045079joey won
>>152045183NewsomDaddy bodied that dirty diaper piggy freak!
this is your prophet
>>152045190>looks like that>not even muslimwhat's the point of giving yourself unfuckable facial hair if you're not going to enjoy the virgins
>>152045162>Tfw no succubus WAG
>i am a big fan of mma guru, I love the jokes he says about muzzos
>>152045079Literally no one cares about this obese mystery meat amerimutt.
Every squeal that I make is another mistake to you(Caught in the brazza's toes, just caught in the brazza's toes)
>>152044686>I swear might mouse has some kind of learning disabilitybro, DJ didn't realize his mother was deaf until he was 14 years old, of course hes fucking retarded
>>152045147Khabib and Islam defeated the best america had to offer kek
>>152045223>russian faggot hates mmajoey because he's muslim adjacentKYS
>>152045079Poor lil sufferin Pigru Xhe might be takin a trip on abbatoir airlines soon I fear
>enters thread
>>152045237I'm avar. A single avar from bumfuck nowhere raped americans in their own competition and mindbroke all of you.
We’re gonna win so much you’re gonna get tired of winning
>>152045249Post your hand
>Post your hand
>>152045024Guru holds him against the cage for 25 minutesTate wins by knockout in 3Sam by murderRaja kwabs guru
>The names porker, parker porker
>>152045249>avarAAHAHAHAH faggot. non-ethnic russians don't even consider you russian. You are no more than some muslim rape spawn that the motherland has to hang on to because it's a geographically important buffer zone. At least the chechens realize this and want independence. You're just fucking sheep (and fucking them too)
>>152045279BDS chud meltdown 0 American champions btw
which great white hope will mmapiggy jump ship to now? will he don an irish flag for ian garry?
Cousin fucking inbred freaks
>>152045297He will jump to DAN FREAKING HOOKER
>>152045305you must have ugly cousins if you never played doctor with them
Holy aura
It was this that got him canned by DJ
Ngannou via Wet Willy
>>152044941If you showed this to that same Indian guy his head would explode
>>152045279>non-ethnic russians don't even consider you russianok? I don't care about russians>You are no more than some muslim rape spawnHoney we're the ones doing the raping, the victim is you
>>152045317JDM legit looked he was about to start sobbing and quit on the stool
>>152045319KEEEEEEEK this piggy is boilin!
Watch Muay Thai instead of MMA.
These inbreds really went crying to DJ
>>152045306why does dan hooker have afterimagesis he really that fast
>>152045288schaub heems both those bums btw
>>152045340This. So much this sisters.
When you're oinking every day to be sown, and here we goI'M JUST A PIG AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE
>>152045319I would've thought linking up with dj was a career bump and he would tone this shit down. But last ppv he talked about how surprised he was at the live stream viewership so maybe he thinks he's financially safe no matter what happens now.inb4 youtube bans him completely
Didn't Guru gon on record to say he has never had a girlfriend once in his life and payed prostitute to take his virginity
>>152045235you fuck your cousin kek
>>152045340We broke you
>>152045328>gets raped by mongols>gets raped by turks>gets raped by muslims>have to wear the flag of people who despise you and pretend like you are part of themAHAHAHAH
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR COUSIN BECAUSE... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN OKAY? WHO CARES IF HUMANS OF ALL SOCIAL STRATAS WERE MARRYING THEIR COUSINS FOR THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN HISTORY YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!
Slamdaddy is the GOAT.
AHH SAVE ME ALLAH FROM A RANDOM FAT DUDE FROM THE UK
>>152045374So does Bryanna Mitchell and xhe still sucks at fighting
What happens to piggies when you disrespect daddies.
>>152045373He wouldn't have had to if he was born into a muslim household. plenty of goats, cousins, and arranged marriages with six year olds.
>>152045398Are you actually gay for muslims?
>>152045399Kek virgin piggies really do be wishin they coulda been born in daddystan
>>152045394inbreds can't have blue eyes, ahmed.
>>152045398they would hate you lol
>>152045401They're your daddies, not mine playa!
>>152045387>gets raped by mongolsYou're thinking of russians>gets raped by turksYou're thinking of balkans>gets raped by muslimsYou're thinking of Germany>have to wear the flag of people who despise you and pretend like you are part of themLive off russian gibs while they impotently seetheAny more zingers amerimutt?
Dis doo revved
Me and Jiri spending 3 days in the dark room while fake ones go to work to provide for their families.
>gets mindbroken by a fat guy in a wheelchairYou're thinking of rats
WE won the belt.WE are in the bath.WE are laughing at you.
>>152045406I don't think you understand how genetics work
>>152045412>esl faggot thinks I'm gonna read all thatkek
Queen of heem
152045432
>>152045426Good, run off while Islam chokes another helpless american. KEK
>>152045432this reminds me of when Tony heemed the fuck out of Salt Papi
At the end of the day, you're just jealous that they can fuck their cousin and you can't
THEY RAPED YOU PIGGIES!
i dont care lol
>>152045392>>152045390>>152045342It’s because he made jokes about chirp’s disabled daughter and chito is friends with DJ. The clip is from a few years ago but it has been going round on cutter Nothing to do with Muslims, peope saying that are fake news
Bad year for piggies. BAD YEAR.
>>152045372>he thinks he's financially safe no matter what happens now.He probably is. Even if YouTube banned him there are alternatives.
When Dustin Poirier tried to choke Khabib, I’m sure Mr. Abdulmanap recited Ayat al-Kursi in his heart to give Khabib the strength to escape and finish the comeback choke.
Based or cringe?
>>152045425not my fault youre a cousin fucker
>>152045432Where is this image from?
peach of a thread
Poor poor grimacing piglet...
>>152045458>he made jokes about chirp’s disabled daughterNow that's just uncalled for dude
>will keep that extremist shit in check
>>152045468he didn't need it. Doostin has negative hips.
Daniel "Dead Child" Cormier
Drink it up sufferin piggies….only way to stop the torture unless you oink yaselves to the abbatoir Po’ sufferin piggies!!’n
>>152044795Reminder that Islam was reading “The Satanic Verses” under the guise of Machiavelli’s “The Prince”. He’s also been reported to become very critical of Quranic doctrine as of late.
>>152045440>makhachev>worshipping a guy who’s not even avar>posting with a flag that’s not even yours>belonging to a nationality of people who hate you>posting on another country’s image board>in another language>on technology invented by whitesKek truly a buckbroken faggot. Your “people” are broken, conquered little bitches. Your “civilization” has produced nothing beyond goatfucking tools. Have fun leeching off the world you little parasite.
>>152045504Blue eyes. Not inbred.
>>152045523DDPonald sucked off a saudaddy. Muzdaddy dick makes had that pigga’s maggot minge extra moist I’m afraid
>>152045523>worshipping a guy who’s not even avarLaks and Avars have identical genetics.
Piggyposters deserve to be raped to death, not because they support Dagestanis, but because they think hugging is fighting
Has the video of Morales in drag hit /hemm/ yet? Sissy piglet posters about to spam that for the rest of eternity if he gets matched up to fight GODslam.
>>152045468That is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard.Khabib is -10 iq. He doesn't know what 90 degrees looks likehttps://youtu.be/1zwYKVojxao?t=40
>>152045547He was there sucking off Trump.
>>152044977>do white women really go to india for sex tourism?top kek why are indians so obvious? indians are truly the most simp of all races
>>152045568DDPonald’s ingrown clitty has long since collapsed into a maggot minge sadly
islam's brother Kurbanismail
>>152045550>let me just post proof of how inbred we arekek.Now post the genetic distance to mountain goats. Remember to use a blood sample. If you just swab the goat’s mouth or anus there would be human dna contamination.
>>152045576Did his mom fuck chael sonnen
>>152045575If I ever find one of you guys live i would ko and rape you. Heem fucking sucks because of you
>>152045575>he has gay ai generated videos of trump saved to his hard drive
>>152045576he lil bit have bong genes brazza i fink mazza got a lil bit english sausage when fazza was training wrestling with jacuzzi boys
>>let me just post proof of how inbred we are>kek.>Now post the genetic distance to mountain goats. Remember to use a blood sample. If you just swab the goat’s mouth or anus there would be human dna contamination.
>>152045575You are gay as in homosexual
>>152045587no idea but Ada Mgomedbegova, islams sister fucked mandingo
>>152045580This nigga about to pop a vessel in his brain
>If I ever find one of you guys live i would ko and rape you. Heem fucking sucks because of you
>>152045604why do you keep posting about cock sucking and homosexBoys I think this muzzrat is in the closet.
Islam did dominate a guy all of heem said was the answer to him however.
>>152045615Only for my big beautiful bill!
>>152045610>>152045623Who's side are you on man
>>152045617>lol UMAD broKek I accept your concession muzzie
>>152045624fuck up ya lil chorizo
>>152045616she had no good fights. i downloaded a megapack and i ended up deleting all of it, she's a can with no good wins
>>152045629What concession? You're just babbling
>>152045610If you’re going to be a sandnigger at least be one of those who fly into buildings a shit. You’re not getting any virgins being a coward on 4chin
>why do you keep posting about cock sucking and homosex>[wu mao chinkoid space]>Boys I think this muzzrat is in the closet.
This video explains how inbred they are.>https://youtu.be/ZGYUcqGQuRo
>>152045384>We
>>152045641And your mother’s a towel.
>>152045384What arrondissement u from brazza?
Po lil sufferin pigru
>>152045634>fuck up ya lil chorizo
>>152045411>They're your daddies, not mine playa!yes we just need another 6 months of you obsessively posting gay sex terms in support of your favorite "fighter"
Bad bad year for piggies I lament.
>>152045576Seems like a nice guy
the virgin JDM grimacethe chad Volk screech
Chilling with my buddy sneed in the sneed lake
>>152045680Abbatoir airlines is open for business I fear
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S TIGHT
Jack Reddit lost 50-45? But I thought he would sprawl and brawl. Wha happun? Were heemtards wrong again? Could it be yall dont know shit about mma??? #AndNew #23yearsdagestanforget
>>152045683>Dedovshchina is good brazza
>>152045711Turn your microphone off
>>152045708This is why grounded head kicks need to be legalized
Hey piggies!Drink up!!!
>>152045468Dustin's hips were flushed.
>>152045752Khabeast would TANK this if he drank it btw
what's the commotion? did Pakis get their first fighter or something?
>>152045679You cant post in the gay sex terms saaaaaar!!
We lost our DEI PFP spot.We might have to fight someone under the age of 40.Our social media bots won't even comment anymore.Our paid paparazzi isn't even following us.Our son isn't ours.Our bull stopped answering our texts.Our wife left us.We are getting bottom surgery.
>>152045781NelkChad BTFO'd that gay piglet freak!
>>152045781WE will never recover from the miami wife revelations
>>152045700>>152045680And they say pigs can't fly...
makachev was shielded from islamist radicalization by abdulmanap
im ready to bet on ufc again
chimaev was shielded from islamist radicalization by sweden
>>152045792>>152045796His wife was not actually a whore, she was a chaste and demure and devoted woman. However when she saw her man REFUSE to defend her honour she realised he was a cowardly, cucked little piglet and immediately left him. Hopefully she finds a man who will HEEM anyone who insults her on sight mashallah. Topiglet is not a real man.
Khabib would have punched that guy if he insulted his towel woife just saying....
>>152045821That not how you use mashallah you weird nigger
>>152044543>>152044554You just know she goes on interpals to find BWC, like all Indonesian women
zabit was shielded from islamist radicalization by gusein magomaev
Krazy Kev won
>>152045845built for fat, middle aged sex tourist cock, i fear
>>152045839you would know abdullah samalama laykum
>>152044543>>152044554Alhamdulillah for everything
>>152045853Ugly bogged bimbo whore
>>152045845Bangladeshi women that work in the nhs do this btw
>>152045432Surprised she puts the effort in to keep it trimmed
>>152045872I work maintenance in a hospital, like seeing all the cute little hijabi nurses
Why was 'beeb seething about Islam reading a history book about mafia?
>>152045903It was Umar reading the book, but Islam took his side in the argument
>>152045857Sybau
>>152045892you can literally heem them all easy because they never get asked out, most of their families are back in their home countries so they live in home shares with like 20 other wonk noses all on rotating night shifts lol, desperados
>>152045903Because of all things to read he chose a book about italian partisans. Umar is genuinely just dumb
>>152045891POSTING GAY SEX TERMS SAAAAR VERY BAD!!
>>152044943The first time I got with an Indian girl, she had medium-beige skin but super dark brown nipples, it drove me fucking wild, I much prefer brown tits and nipples to pink ones now
doo..
>>152045903Khabib is one of them peaky blinders sigma grindset guys who only cares about finance and networking. he is ethnically russian but he does have the social media tendencies of a paki
>>152045960Khabib is autistically obsessed with football history and trivia though, Islam called him out on it when he was criticising Umar for learning 'unnecessary' information
>>152045346Fastest striker in the game b
>>152045961YOU POST GAY SEX TERM SAAAARWE DO NOT ACCEPT
bruh
3 Orthodox champs>2 Muzzie champs thoughbeit
Hooker has that wabi sabi to him frfr
>>152046004Leon was a retard for getting goaded into boxing with him, he was about to cruise to an easy 30-27 by sniffing.
>>152045990SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM GAY SEX TERM SAAAR!!
>>152046023>try to be a real one for once>dieit's tawlf b. Belawlg is about to get bussyblasted by trying to strike with Garry too. You unironically need to have mental strength to withstand audience boos by sniffing jockies for 25 minutes like Khamzat and Islam.
>Fan favorite Nikita Krylov and Modestas Bukauskas ready to kick off new Paramount deal with banger first fight of 2026someone ought to hurt dana
>>152046023YOU LET HIM BULLY YA, SON
>>152045892Piggies do be wiping the dementia dookie dingleberry diapers
i’ve raped dana 17 or 18 times but at this point he just likes it and i don’t know what to do anymore
>>152046052Khamzat wanted to start striking after round 3 too, but Arman told him not to. It was the smart choice though, during the brief exchange they had on the feet in round 5, Dricus got the better of him
>>152046067DA GAY SEX SLANG SAAAR!!!INAPPROPRIATE!!!!
>>152046057Krylov vs Bukauskas is a decent fight though
>>152046094FAGGOT SEX TERMS SAAAR!!!NO MORE OF THIS!!!
>>152046097>Krylov vs Bukauskas is a decent fight though
>>152046112>the proud defender of gay sex slang, with the IQ of a pajeet
>enters the UFC office
>>152045750I agree
Francis niganou killed a child
Could women compete in men's divisions if nutshots were legal?
>>152046125YOU DO NOT POST GAY SEX TERMS SAAAAR!!!OUT OF MY STORE SAAAR!!
>>152045903reading is for fags
>>152046151>still defending gay sex slang for no particular reason
Exterminate inbred freaks
>>152046057Are you complaining about a random fight or just too dumb to realize it isn't the main event?
2026 champ2027 champ champ2028 champ champ champ
>>152046168STOP DEFENDING POSTING THE GAY SEX TERMS SAAAR!!!VERY VERY BAD!
>>152046191>continues to sperg out about it, for over 7 posts nowdo you usually defend your mma"daddies" and such like this?
My president is gay so I have no issues with gay sex
Khabib used to be seen as an easygoing, funny, thoughtful, hamble, crazy mountains guy, when he got better at English he was revealed to be a typical meathead cryptard and grindset fag. Islam used to be thought of as some stoic sawlmurai type but when he got better at english he got revealed to be the funny, laidback, hamble and thoughtful crazy mountain guy that Khabib was memed as.
based on how the ufc is going latelypantoja will lie on top joshua van in half guard for 25 minutes
>>152046221Now type this without crying
>>152046052Islam got breemed by some tomato can by getting goaded into boxing yet he still gets tempted to strike in fights even still, giving Khalabeeb a mental breakdown in the corner every time he fights. Urge to heem is just too strong b
>>152046217\>Islam>thoughtfulIslam is a down syndrome inbred retard who can't ground and pound. Khabitch is the only brazza who can fight
joshua van wont survive a round with pantojathe brazilian mighty mouse is on a historic run
>>152046212gay sex is hot actuallynever really liked women much anyway
just realized had we seen Aspinall v Gane go to the 2nd round we were going to witness Rousey v Holm part deux.
>>152046201THIS IS GAY SEX TERM POSTING SAAAAR!!!!
>>152046227i cant understand you trying taking the sweaty smelly arab cock out of your mouth before posting
>>152046262>taking the sweaty smelly arab cock out of your mouthNo can do!
ok I’ll bite… what is mma?
>>152046217Islam has the best banter and most sociable personality but Khabib is a smart autist. Usmeng is an arrogant jock. Poomar is actually a retard though.
justin gaethje is a brown mexican
michael chandler is african american
>>152046248>still sperging out about defending his brown "daddies"
>>152046278gay sex
>>152046232Slamdaddy raped all of America’s finest warriors albeit
Pantoja likes to brute force and strength his way through takedowns. He's less shooting for the hips and more bowling his opponents over with a football tackle. It's very possible that Van can stuff them by being the superior wrestler
Eyo mike u not my dad cuh
>>152046292I COUNT 7 TIME GAY SEX TERM POSTS SAAAAR!!!
flushed old man Dusthammad could unironically have gone up and beaten Peon Smegwards, Belal or JDM for an undisupted belt. Thankfully Chadrales, Chadtes and Chadslam have turned that garbage division into the new prestige division.
>>152046295Dropped by Moicano
Poor poor changjeets boiminge never stood a chance...
>>152046319That fight was his last gasp at glory so he had no fear of being submitted and still lost by submission. JDM is more like young poirier who constantly made terrible grappling mistakes and got frustrated easily
>>152046313>still being a faggot>thinks im indian because i dont like gay sex slang in every postkek
Honestly if you're a single Chad slayer like me there is zero reason to not eat chipotle everyday for the rest of your life cooking is for simps
Featherweight and Welterweight are the most competitive divisions right nowThis top 15 is fucking brutal
>>1520463377 TIMES SAAAAR!!!NO GAY SEX TERM POSTING!!!
>>152046341Tijuana Flats > ChipotleSorry bubba
>>152046347>ranked 1 >has 1 ranked win
>>152046351so are you indian or gay or something? i dont understand who spends a dozen posts arguing in favor of calling random fighters "daddy"
>>152046325Slamdaddy’s sword gained 15lbs of spunk after the weigh ins
>>152046333Fighting to win >>> fighting to surviveDricbitch and JDMbitch did the same thing that Al Iaquinta did against Khabib. Fighting to heem and getting caught is much more honorable
Now that the dust has settled, where was blud going?
>>152046325Notice how all the Iliapigs went quiet once he rehydrated and have never opened their mouths again. They KNOW a ragdolling and d’arce awaits.
>>1520463607 TIMES I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHO IN FAVOR WHO COULD DO THIS SAAAR!!!
>>152046359Jack Della Maddalena has two ranked wins (Gilbert Burns and Belal Muhammad)
>>152046381>daddy!!!!
someone post the webm of Volket’s head getting ping ponged by Islam’s GNP
>>152046385DADDY IS NOT CUMMING SAAAAR!!!
Reminder that Giacomo had his arm broken and was two round down against Burns and he came back to KO him at the bottom of the third This same guy had to be convinced to come out of the corner against Makhachev
Breaking News: Jason Herzog found dead in a Las Vegas motel from 3 gunshots to the head. Police have ruled it a suicide.
>>152046385He is your Slamdaddy. Oink for him.
>>152046398CAM AN AND FACKIN PING THE CAHNT MOITE NOT THAT FACKIN HAAHD IS IT STOP YA BLADDY CROYIN
>>152046405Daddy!!!!
Arnold Allen has moved up to Lightweight permanently
>>152046411I COUNT 7 TIME EVERY THREAD GAY SEX POSTING SAAAR!!!
>>152046420More like shiteweight just became Meng Era welterweight tier and he has an actual chance at beating whatever bum has the belt when he hits the top 5
>>152046435bro you're at like 15 now relax nobodies gonna take away your "daddy" gay sex posting
so herzog is on the take but all the other refs whose actions are also dubious are just incompetent?
>>152046448Goddard and Miragliotta are just self important wankstains la. Basically power hungry jannies of the ufc who get off on throwing their power around. Herb is just senile and retarded. Booze and cigarettes lad is definitely in on it tho.
>>152046448Every other ref just rigged fights for fun
>>15204644415 GAY SEX TERM POST SAAAR
>>152046356Never heard of that gay shit buddy only Tijuana thing I know is donkey shows
>>152046217Islam does look like he’s of laid back demeanor. Even if he’s dumb, he actually seeks to widen his horizons. Redditbib looks all around insufferable.
>>152046465As much as i hate to say it, Fagrry has the highest fight IQ in the entire division other than Javier and Khabib when they’re piloting Islam. He has the beat chance to dethrone the champ. Still probably loses though.
>>152044543whew
>>152046481Islam is getting up there in age, if Garry catches him once he starts losing a step, it could happen. I'm still 100% picking Islam if they ever fight though
>>152046023he was heemed into happiness.. >>152046231 >yet he still gets tempted to strike in fights even still, giving Khalabeeb a mental breakdown in the corner every time he fights. Urge to heem is just too strong bkek
at only 13 years of age, ian "machado" the future garry has nothing but time.
>>152046481Usmeng has a higher chance, imo. He proved that he can fight out of dangerous grappling positions against Hamza, and that was on one week’s notice and up a weight class.
sorry I'm new here why do you guys append words like "daddy", "piggy" or "bussy" to everything? what does it all mean
>>152046481he deserves it the most out of the other WW options.
>>152045641hey I'm sorry I bullied you, can you come back? I don't want your death on my hands.
hi mexibro
>Brazza, why you read story about Sicilian Partisan? You should read story about men of Al-Zutt, you know dis
>abubakar what is that book you're reading let me see
>>152046525We not talk about this brazza
>>152046523What’s up, big Dawg?
brazza why you read flight safety instruction? if plen crash we all die anyway you kno dis
You no take it personawy!I wike you!!!
>NOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRANCE BRAZZA YOU HAVE TO TAKE IN MORE MUSLIM REFUGEES YOU KNO DIS
>>152045172Nah b those are just her wrinkles she's way old.
>ilia>arman>paddy>hookerthe four horsemen of lightweight all in qatar right now
>>152046546green with envy
>>152046557Is Khabitch retarded? "Under the slogan of freedom of speech" no shit retard that's why it exists
>>152046557Maybe a journalist should ask him what he thinks of charlie hebdo next time. See how many non-muslim fans he has left.
and in this house christopher columbus is a hero END OF STORY
>>152046574inbredmaxxing
Drink up bros!It dulls the pain!!!*glug glug glug**hiccup hiccup**burp*I'm sooo sad!!!
>>152044686That’s how people talk in small towns up north west b. Like Washington Idaho Montana. They drop vowels and words from sentences like retards and sound almost normal besides that. Kind of like the way schaub talks. growing up with a single deaf mom could also be at play since it would have to fuck up some of his crucial years learning to speak.
>>152046574what are they referring to here? does partisan have a positive connotation in russian or something?
Ya'll Must've Forgot
Hi MexiBRO!!!You're my fwend!!!
>>152046574Why did Khabib’s eyes shoot out of his skull after Umar said this? Is he a gubmint cuck? Islam said he was like robin hood too and he was like delet brazza. I thought all brazzas were revolutionary types.
>>152046579wdym?
>>152046611Calm down.Your daddy is here.
>>152046594Imagine adesanya sitting at home with a notepad, taking common phrases and thinking "how can I come up with a pun where I interpret this one word in a literal fashion", and then rehearsing it in front of a mirror.
>>152046586bappa they're dagis he probably just used the word incorrectly
>>152046622i dont even mind islam bro but you're just being a huge fag lol
>>152044686People who speak too fast always drop syllables.
>>152046586>>152046607the nurmagomedov clan were ostruppen traitors
>>152046619*pats the dull pain piggy on the head*Do you need a dwink!
>>152046623Fashion? You can't even afford clothes, playa!
>>152046628Quiet piggy!
>>152046636never clothes i’m open 24/7 TRUST
>>152046510Islam will brutalise him with low kicks Ali wouldn’t be pushing for that fight if it was hard, it’s a retirement payday for Marty where Islam keeps the belt
why hasn't she uploaded a UFC 322 breakdown of JDM's octopus guard yet?https://www.youtube.com/@TheTashaShow/videos
>>152046586Thats just what Rashans call guerilla freedom fighters bhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_partisans
lmao
>>152046594Daddysanya got next!
the ppls main event!!!
when is Shavkat getting a title shot?
>>152046651why do you know this? are you a secret dagestani? is britsh education really superior to american education wtf
Anyone else here drink it up?It dulls the pain!!!
>>152046668You hef to improve reading brazza
>>152046622that's the woman's flyweight belt. Dana was holding it for schevchenko and khabib took it from him
>>152046668You're just a retarded mutilated fucking mutt that should hang itself with its own raw bacon entrails.
>>152046684cool it with the islamophobia piggy
I'm so sad and suffering so much...I'm a victim and I need a dwink :(
>>152046683IsGOD confirmed triple champ
>>152046669I drank a bottle of rum tonight.
just chugged some kvass
Daddysanya got next.Usdaddy got next.Paddy the Daddy got next.Movdaddy got next.
>>152046698Trvke!!! Sexy triple dip daddy dickdown triple champ Slamdaddy.
>>152046722>BMFIslam fucks his mom?
>>152046661Based >>152046623Dude thinks he can post but hasn't delivered the mail
>>152046649do women really just infiltrate men's hobby's they have no knowledge of and talk about it? and if there's backlash they just start some new feminist movement about <insert hobby>Gate, lack of female representation in <insert hobby> and sexual harrasment?
belal plans to beat ian garry
Uhhh… Xatxissies… I think we may have a problem…http://youtube.com/watch?v=CCb8Z-M6TL0
Any piggies need a drink?Slamdaddy's got next round!
>>152046739Poolal tries to earn fans by boxing like he did against that wrestlet JDM and gets battered into not even having the legs to shoot a takedown again. And Garry actually has grappling.
>>152046734She needs to wear the niqab and speak carefully about the Muslimeen.
>>152046741Someone pour this sufferin piggy a dwinky!!
my friend told me I should browse these threads to do research before betting on mma fights because this is where the hardcores are and they know what's up, but all I see is DADDY DADDY M*SLIMS N***ERS SISSY CUMPIGGY SLAMPIG ASSBUSSY SLUTDADDYI'm so confused
why dont oirish walk out to greensleeves
>>152046762Why does he want JDM to win? I mean I *know* why but how does he respond when reporters ask
>>152046734You’re describing fat male mma YouTube just as well. Boxing has way more female fans as of now. So if you’re crying bitching and pissing yourself about le fighter pay, this is what you asked for. We need more people following the sport. This is the bed you’ve made. Now lie in it.
>>152046762A brief numbing from the torture is rather pleasant.
>>152046780greensleeves about garry's wife
>>152046762I think we just made him mad… this is bad! We’re in serious shit if he’s made improvements.
Nasty Vasti got the ick I’m afraid She needs her Zatdaddy to administer a proper brazza daddy dickdown.
>>152046786fat male mma youtube at least talks about the fights. she's talking about why the fighters make husband material
>>152046805Poor poor Du Piggy...Drink it up :(
>>152046805O-Block already took care of Vasti
who /hxh/ here
>>152046769it takes a millennia of lurking to be able to interpret the heemspeach and infer picks from it little nigga
>>152046824Those strikes did more damage than we thought
I don't feel good about this bros. Dana calling Usman the best welterweight was a huge redflag. He hates GSP for leaving with the belt. He hates Dagestani wrestling. And Kamaru is a way to kill two birds with one stone. I think he's about to sabotage Islam in his fight with usman but I don't know how
THE?!
>>152046859>He hates Dagestani wrestlingDaner literally salivates over brazzas because they harness a massive muzzie fanbase. He was overjoyed talking about how Islam got the whole muslim brotherhood out for the new york show.
>>152046557Reminder Khabib posted this is response to a Parisian school teacher being beheaded in broad daylight by one of his muzzie students because he thought (wrongly btw, a white girl made up the story to deflect from poor grades) he made cartoons mocking le zutt'd prophet
GODru just went live bros. he's going to call DJ a jogger live on air
Can't believe CHADcus almost subbed chimpmaev who didn't even come close to a finish the entire fight
Kek. Belal's best "wins" got annihilated with ease
>almost 4x the strikesWhy are Chechens so much more dominant than Dagestanis?
>>152046858We turned its piggy brains into BLACKED pudding I fear.
can you write off donations to a bigot?
>Khamzat Chimaev has expressed high respect for Jon Jones, calling him the "king" and "GOAT" of MMA, and acknowledging his legacy and fighting ability>Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov praised Jon Jones as the "number 1 out of all fighters," crediting his talent as a "gift from God" rather than his coaches>Khabib Nurmagomedov calls Jon Jones the best fighter in UFC history
>>152046927Didn't khabib refuse to shake jon jones's hand because he and DC have beef? I still respect that about him. He can be objective and loyal at the same time even if he has braindead takes whenever it comes to islam
>>152046896Every division you go up the fighters get astronomically more shit. Volk put up a better fight than JDM. Short notice corpse of Usman put up a better fight than Dricus. People overrate how much more important skill is than size
>>152046894Welterweight was so logjammed and elderly that it had 3 transitionary champs in a row instead of normal divisions having 1. dicey dicey. 3 Eddie Alvarezes in a row basically
Why hasn't Aspinall distanced himself from Guru? He seems like a wholesome lad.
muslim are now allowed to jump people in the ufc
>>152046953And we can’t forget Gane who was Jon’s first sub since 2012
>>152046971if Meng had heemed Dildo Anus nothing would have happened to him either. he literally got marketed harder for peaching up Peon.
dildo danis is embroiled in a legal battle with logan paul. if you want to attack him without getting sued now is the time
>>152046985meng heemed colbitch and had to go to court
Sometimes I think about how dense and esoteric Heemese is as a language. Like >>152046985 for example, half of it is incomprehensible to the average person. "Meng", "Dildo Anus", "peach up", "Peon".
Jon Jones Conor McGregor Tony Ferguson Belal Muhammad Vitor Belfort What do these fighters have in common?
he just got $1000 in donos in 10 minutethis is like a camgirl crying and getting tokens
>>152047010The difference is that Dildo actively tries to get people to attack him because it keeps him relevant whereas Colbitch genuinely had the mindset of "its only sellin muh fight". If Dildo took someone to court no one would ever engage with him again and he'd disappear off the planet.
admit it if your cousin looked like this you would be temptedstop hating on muslims you just have ugly cousins
Brady was Philly shell shocked by the power of that other guy
I want dookie Dan to win more than any other fighter this year. Would be so good for the division
>>152046953khamzat could have laid on usman if that was the gameplan
the sport is dying~
>>152047057Bamhole? Who give her this. We have to check brazza
>Piggy and The Nose Get Political episode 1: The Muslim Problemyo wtf ariel
>>152047101>weeb tildeFUCK YOU
no one in america gives a fuck about brazzas mainevents
>>152047101Came and went
>>152047103uhh dis brazza heff two bamholes...
I'm the hot cousin in my family
Islam Makhachev has renounced his Islamic creed to join an order of Bactrian Buddhists and will take the name of Milinda Gautama from now on, as per Ariel Helwani.
The Chito's daughter jokes are just a smoke screen. I watched the clip and it was very tame. Guru only makes one joke himself about his daughter and it's more at the expense of MMA Joey than it is at the expense of Chito's daughter. The rest aren't even jokes Guru is making, just superchat donations. Seems to me the real reason he's getting dogpiled is because the inbred Muslim rats are upset he calls them inbred on stream.
>>152046607whole fazza's camp are Dagestani nobility. it comes with privileges but you really aren't supposed to test the boundaries.
does anyone know james lynch's political leanings? why is he subbed to both TYT and matt walsh? or is TYT considered right wing now
Guru will make it on Tucker next year
>>152047125New York is officially brazza occupied territory after BEASTdani won, meng
>>152047176Ami Kozak guru impression when
>>152047169Sorry I dont follow gay shit
>>152046607Khabib has met Putin personally, after a point of fame and richness it gets too risky to act like Umar is. Khabib is trying to get them not to say stupid shit on camera. When Islam was like "brazza he steal from rich", Khabib was clearly thinking nigger YOU are rich
>>152047169Listening to the approved opinions from both "sides" can help you clean a morsel of truth
>>152047169gayest post of the century award, congrats faggot!
>>152047191of course not, your cousins would stone you to death for it
>>152047169jessonfire would body that freak
>racismI accept your concussion *weems yuo*
My cousin is hot. I think she likes me too.
>glean autocorrected to cleansmdh now everyone thinks I'm stupid
>>152047157guru just does stupid impressions for donos, it's just muslims seething guru is shit talking them
>>152047244Don't
>Dagi was born in Makhachkala, Dagestan in the North Caucasus of Russia. This is what lies under the towel. Go to Dagestan 2 3 years and marry a sizzta.
>>152047292Why not? She's cute and we grew up together. She's never been with anyone else so I know she's clean. I'm clean too since I'm a virgin.
>Ibrag lived in Moscow, her family from Dagestan,[1] until she moved to Melbourne, Australia at the age of 10.[2] tfw no beautiful towel wife that only I get to see the face of. brazza who give me christianity we have to check this
cazza cover face you make me horny inshallah
>>152047307>>152047328>unveiling their faces in public so that men who are not their husbands or fathers can fantasize about their naked faces>participating in beauty industrythey would be stoned if they dared go back to dagestan
I look like Erin Blanchfield
>>152047292Shes my type. She has curly dark hair, shes tall, shes thicc... Giant tits and ass with a thin waist. Im getting a chub thinking about her.
>>152046667youre gonna have to ask skanko that, b
>>152047387no nigga you look like luke rockhold (sorry finland)
>>152047387God I'm getting a chub thinking about you.
>>152047307>My name is Juan Mexi. I changed my surname to Mexi, due to the often misspellings and mispronunciations of my original surname; taking the name Mexi was meant to honor my homeland.
reminder that every post you see hating guru was typed by brown hands
usman rapes and breeds islam in the middle of the octagon
>>152047508>has to post a ko highlight on a man who is now 41 years of age and retired
>>152047425Please stop exposing me
Heeminder that spammy is a janny, not a mod. He can only report posts to the mods to get them removed. Either he’s a friend with a mod in discord or they just don’t give a shit about what he does. Either way he’s not going to stop until he gets his janny privileges removed. So when are the mods going to do their job and remove him?
>>152047387
>>152047547*to get people banned I mean. He can remove posts
DJ is in the Epstein Files
>>152047023.... homosexual allegations?
>>152047023all cans
>>152047547Spamdaddy broke ya bacon bussy sadly
>>152047595enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
thereve been like 5 spammys in heem history, its like heems version of james bondfor me its the one that spammed lawlgs of schaubs when a fighter he liked lose, and would spam gore of dead black children when Tony's loss streak extended.
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