hero position >>152030061
GET BOG'D
chandler's cte is off the charts
"Epstein Island" Michael Chandler
Just found out that the contender series striker lost a wrestlerWhat the fuck bros how could this happen
Michael Chandler would be a great dad it’s a shame he’s impotent
I seriously doubt Mike has ever touched Brie's pussy.
I assume you lost an argument to someone that brought up drinking?
I finna be drinking that shit up playa!!
i'm going to the fridge, /heem/. need something?
I fart in fear
someone needs to take one for the team and impregnate valentina shevchenko to force her into retirement
>>152038860yeah can you bring back a pic of pvz bamhole?
>>152038866Jesus christ get a life man not everything has to be about your secret club
>>152038860erin
I'm jewish.
Only three more ufc events under the espn era. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>152038886At least 3 of those are black and an Asian and a paki
>>152038927Like things are going to be any different when they're under paramount or whatever
>>152038860How do I build my gf to have this build?
Can we put aside race when discussing heems?
jon jones interracial relationship hasbulla
I literally posted here for 10 years assuming everyone was white like me
>>152039040Literally?!?
Continue writing the letter:Dear Hap,
Ace is the true heemer of the family
>>152039057its me,
Imagine how much better your life would be if someone had adopted your black ass and put you in hero position Michael Chandler is a saint!
>>152039112>>152039124Huh?Are you busy having a life?
I've adopted so many black children it would make your head spin
>>152039169Slamdaddy raped your mother's corpse I'm afraid...
>>152039214Name 3
>log onto heem after a while>9/10 off-topic posts / pol / racismjesus tf has been going on here? ufc that dead and boring now?
>>152039249Champ, Rover, Maurice
>>152039254yes
>>152039229Sorry I’m too busy having a life to respond to your comment
>>152039254Piggies can't dull the pain I'm afraid...
>>152039269Slamdaddy is getting busy with your mother's corpse I fear...
Feels good having a life brehs. When’s the next UFC?
>>152039318>Feels good having a lifeWe wish your mother could say the same...
Stop quoting my posts and get OFF my dick
>>152039254yeah, it is and has been. this place just some sort of muslim rape fantasy asylum most the time now
phase 2 of belal plan unfolding this satadaydont miss it!
Volks dad interest in fertilizer is concerning
>>152039361modern women destroy any natural beauty and coat it's corpse in plastic
>>152039351Please stop quoting Michael Daddybolajo.
Landman is such a dumbass name for a TV series equally on par with "Yellowstone" when I think of that I think of buffalo stampeding ass the final eruption nears gg Hollywood the writer strike really took its toll
>>152039361it's not about looking good, it's about sending a message. it's something sluts do to let men know they're easy
>this nigga ain't be routinely turning his compost pile to incorporate air and prevent it going sour due to proliferation of aerobic bacteria
>>152039419Is that why Clozapig keeps his dead mommy's corpse around?
Doesn't explain the Ryder truck on volks property still
>>152039365Sorry...I'll be busy having a life!
More people watch powerslap than ONE and PFL combined. MMA doesn't draw, Dana does.
>>152039350AI? Strange niples
He’s chimping out!
juice sucka
Farted myself awake.Smells like Clozapig's dead mommy.I guess I drank up too much!!!
Michael Chandler is doing a public service raising two future criminals into functioning members of society and you all make fun of him, shame on you.
>>152039541I just think it's kind of gross that Clozapig is already asking for them to...well...you know...with his mom!!!
Volk seemed like a guess on "his" property KWAB Ilia has a castle in Spain and is the king, levels.
Anyone else here know that Clozapig's parents are dead?Does it eat the poopy pizza to.......DULL THE PAIN???
Fart n spin on that thang, playa!- Martin Luther King
see what happen when you read book brazza? This no good
Bo Nickal is back
Bo Nigga is black
dude, get your fucking hands off me!
Bo Nickal is Zacknow introducingZack Nickal
When you're oinking every day to be sown, and here we goI'M JUST A PIG AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE
>>152039672Poor poor piggies...
>>152039668Bo Nickal vs Bob Knuckle Bo Nickal = top 10
Do you think when Clozapig was busy seeing the life wane out of its mother's eyes that it got 2nd hand rigor mortis?And then...uhhh...erm...well...you know...?
>>152039722Excellent post.
>>152039722A pig's gotta eat, even from a maggoty minge
>>152039722When a piggy gotta go, a piggy gotta go I'm afraid..
>>152038461
>He mounted him so much he ended up getting him pregnant xDwhy are muslims posters so gay? kinda weird ngtl
>>152038461Poatan's head shape..
My main point here is that LOTTA piggies gettin' SLAUGHTERED! Be it Ukraine, Charlotte, Southport, Clozapig's mom's bedroom...Bad BAD year for piggies...
>Follows Shevchenko in circles>Swings at air>Gets taken down and can't get back up>Loses title with 0 defenses
>>152039775Your blood is halal and your boiminge is leakin' I'm afraid.
>>152039823Good post.
Islam is anti social and Khabib helped him out.. wow
Makhadaddy is being shy again
>>152039868where
When hoes were hitting on Khabib and Islam..
Let's look at some of the excellent thought-provoking and insightful posts made by piggies >>152039569Oh deary me...
ngl /heem/, I just wrote a kickass first draft on Marx's Theory of Alienated Labor. feeling breddy gud. it's at least an 8/10 and I still have 3 whole days to polish. feelsgoodman
>>152039662What shit choppy footwork. Bo Clittal gets starched by anyone in the top 10 I'm afraid
>>152039823the eyes, brazza, they never lie
>>152039919that fight is from like 3 years ago bro he's advancing rapidly considering he only has about 8 pro fights
I'm sorry Ms DanerI am for real
>>152039916Polish these nuts that are about to dance on your fivehead like im knighting you bitch. Respectfully.
WEEMS OVER BAGDHAD
MMA Substratum
UFC Fight Island 2: This Time It's an Island
Ate a whole chilli yesterday can't fart or schaub this morning
What do fighters see when you go to the shadow realm? Why don't they ever talk about it afterwards? It's like they're afraid of something.
>>152040002shut up capitalist scum
>>152040181In the two times I've been heemed or quasi heemed I had very vivid hallucinations like the dreams you get when you're not really asleep but nodding off
>>152040181schaub
>>152040179WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE STOPPED UP FAT ASS
I'm thinking Schaub heems AspinallNFL background beats retarded father background
>>152040181its literally like blinking with a sense of something a bit 'off' when you are back to the land of the living. you dont even know you were out or for how longt.knocked out four times sparring, falling off skateboard and surfing
>>152040207Ah did it fo da schaub ah did it fo da peepoo
>>152040218Math adds up cro cop would kill shitspintard and we all know what schaub did to him
Tomala been real quiet for awhile now, wonder if his gremlin son bit his throat out
>>152040181when you get heemed you die and get mentally replaced with a clone
>>152040032Careful… we don’t want Putdaddy to chop off our other ear and force feed it down our bobble headed pencil necked throats again… we’ve learned our lesson. Now let’s move the discussion back to MMA, what do you say? Who do you think between Khamzat vs Islam? For me I think Islam stops Khamzats wrestling in the 2nd round onwards, avoids submissions and beats him on the feet. People forget Dolidze submitted Khamzat before so it’s not impossible for Islam to do the same.
I think khamzat vs islam would make me shit out my ears
>>152040218Nah. One of Schaubs weaknesses were heavyweights who could throw fast simple 1-2s like Tom. Big Country heemed him with a 1-2. Big Nog heemed Schaub by just apamming 1-2s and schaub got clipped by them from tons of other guys.
dana white is a fucking fed
>>152040482the ufc is culpable for not pulling the fight after it was flagged.
>>152040482this fuckin' fat bald rat!
>>152040482ewwwwwwsimping for fbi
>>152040528no he's not you fucking idiot, he asked dulgarian if he was going to take a dive and he said no. how was are sweet daner supposed to know he was lying?
>>152040548condom depot era Dana would have spotted it instantly, he's fallen off from all the bacha bazzi and apex fumes
>>152040559holy shid daner had money on dulgariandegenerate gamblers cant think straight and do crazy shit like thisdulgarian is a patsy
>>152040596this man just keeps getting balder, fatter and shittier! knees need broken
>>152040625monitor on, playa!
>when you're stalking your brazza after training and he heads into a library
>>152040626
>>152040566Thanks for making my dick hard you faggot
>>152040482Dana Whitey Bulger
>>152040645Thanks for making my dick hard you faggot
>>152040566amazing
I really hope Tsarukyan beats Hooker. I care more about this fight than Makhachev vs JDM.
beastzat fight week
keep an eye out for a kid named cormier
Totally happened. After I posted that Gane won Round 5, Francis showed up on my way to Uni and started to push me around and then he stole my sandwich.
Ian Garry is my favorite fighter.
>>152040912be careful what you wish for
>>152040902Why ? You wany ilia vs tsar ?
>>152040566thank god she is wearing her hijab
>"ilia topuria" disappears>"aleks topuria" appears
Bo
do you think mma will ever catch on?
anglo genes
>>152040923then again ol frank did run someone over and not bat an eye about it (except for his own misfortune)
>Get back in de officeSOON
>>152041246Francis is an asshole but him getting physical with Daner and Hunter and it only coming out just now seems hard to believe.
francis ngannou smacked my breasts causing them to swing like a newtons cradle pendulum
>>152041230This is just what good milf pussy will do to you. Your life force will be transferred to keeping your smoking hot milf wife looking beautiful
>>152041230>anglohe is ageing incredibly irishly
Been crushing cans on the regionals all day. Sign me already Dana!
>>152041269
Ngubu
Francis Ngannou took my lunch money yet again
so much for that carefully manufactured gentle giant image you fucking monky
>>152041512Now it makes sense why he killed those kids.
How do you think Khabib feels about Islam being in direct communication with the real John Pork?
you just know hooker somehow walks through arman
>Ngannou borrowed my stapler and never gave it back to me :(
Ngannou via Stop hitting yourself
>My children are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
Francis Ngannou: Tales of Evil
Enter the mind of a megalomaniac: Francis Ngannou's story
"Men, women, children. Nothing stands in my way!" - Francis Ngannou
Fear and deceit, the modus operandi of Francis Ngannou
Just saw Francis Ngannou trying to walk out the grocery store with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
What happens when a bad man gets wealth, glory, and fame? Francis Ngannou
looks like sweden been on the ferry to estonia again you ok b?
>>152041681Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
mfw my cousin told me he reads atomic habits
belal will heem garry screencap this
>>152041690belahawl got canelo hands b ofc he'll heem that hotel couch
>>152041512so you're telling me that frank used to just show up to dana's office to bully him and his wagies and demand money from them like some sort of cartoon highschool bully? sounds like /heem/ owes ngubu an apology
>>152041687>Brazza don't you know the only book you're supposed to read is Quran in 1400 year old dialect of a language you don't understand?
Maximus Hall vs Tom Aspinalls son.
Every squeal that I make is another mistake to you(Caught in the brazza's toes, just caught in the brazza's toes)
If you read books, you are a nerd
Kobe Ngannou vs Kaedyn Cormier
Based Islam. Khabib was shitting on Umar for reading books that gave him unnecessary information, but Islam points out Khabib's encyclopedic knowledge of football that's pretty unnecessary to him as a Muslim MMA fighterhttps://youtube.com/shorts/5lSk1VbDnIs?si=kymIRfOvgYYOadUk
cyril miocic vs francis jones
>>152041809Damn, Khabib got owned. No wonder Islam is a mich better fighter than him.
>Hunteer, nice glaassees, you four eyed loseer. Did yo mom peeck those for you?
>>152041809double champ is talking, listen and learn khabib
>>152041809Don't let me catch any of you reading Sicilian books
>>152041799i only read the early life on heemipedia
>brazza you kno bout nights templar brazza, they sit in table with skull
>>152041809Bodied that religious fanatic!
>mfw wmma
If Ngannou did really rough up Dana and Hunter he's back in the boy column
>gives Dana a noogie on his bald head>leaves the UFC>makes a bazillion dollarsmore fighters should do this
>>152041882
>>152041920
>>152041912>>152041926
Cartoon Villain Francis rules
>>152041976If that had happened Dana would have fired Ngannou that same day.
the moldy leftover scraps devoured and spit out by mateusz gamrot
my grandfather had mcgregor vs khabibmy father had maddalena vs islamme? i have machado vs belal
>Bend againSOON
Heavyweight champion of the world Francis Ngannou.Interim Heavyweight champion of the world Tom Aspinall.Gay faggot Jon Jones.
Bantamweight div is soo bad
Jiri should let Islam and Umar read the book of five rings behind Khabib’s back, maybe they’d both become heeming machines
how do we stop this phenomenon where the same 5 dudes hog up the top of a division for YEARS
>>152042149>How do we stop divisions from having crafty vets who expose all the frauds and pretenders
>>152042149by paying top fighters from other organisations to come in and get kwabed by super mario.
New zesty outfit dropped
>>152042149Have you tried heeming them?
>>152042149They're working on it
>banned for posting tracy's gynoSheesh! I've clearly upset the staff
Thawlts on this stipulation?
>>152042163What's the deal with his boyscout neckerchiefs?
>>152042183Every time a fighter goes through some shit they change an aspect of their appearance. New tattoo. New hairstyle. Ilia chose gay little ascots over t shirts.
>>152042171yeah that fag was asked which would be rather fuck man looking woman or woman looking man in the ass. that groid said it tastes the same.
The less gatekeepers a division has, the weaker it's champion is, you need guys like dan ige, emmet and whittaker, you may forget their names one day but without them you can't have GOATs
>>152042163This nigga lookin' MOIST, This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge
>>152042200it becomes pretty boring though. you quickly end up with Volk vs Holloway 3rd time like that.
>>152042207The trade off is worse because then you get fraud champs like aspinal
Masterclass Myk’
>>152042200HW became trash when Reem retired
>>152042237meant for >>152042210
>>152042239But can he do that to welterweight hiswifesson?
any update about thomas binhole ? this bitch has been acting like his peepin orb got the hurtsies for a month now
FACT: Sexy double dip daddy dickdown double champ Slamdaddy.
I put my hands on a woman
>>152042434I just fact checked this and it's true.
What in earth is 'Hero Position' ?
Francis, what are you doing here man, you can't just bully my offi-HEY STOP THAT PUT ME DOWN FRANCIS NO PLEASE I-I'M SORRY HAVE MERCY I'LL GET YOU YOUR MONEY PLEASE LET ME GO DON'T TOUCH MY PANTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEELLLLLPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE
Who is the UFC fighter you would most want to rape you, and who would you least like to rape you?
Wow. You really made that post huh. What would your mother think.
>>152042609Clozapig's mom? Dead, with maggoty minge sadly.
Ngannou via showing up at your workplace and claiming that he had sex with your mom
A random African man walked in to UFC headquarters, randomly accosting pencil pushers, physically assaulted billionaire CEOs Dana White and Hunter Campbell, who also apparently have zero security, and then left untouched, unmolested, and nobody informed the police or pressed any charges or even talked about it years afterwards until now when Dana White has a grudge in the guy and presented this scenario with no evidence
>Leclerc im coming for that podium payaso.SOON
Dana said there's no Dana privilege
spain is turning taptora gay
>>152042691https://youtu.be/vwYOFD1YtAM?si=9Fgcf7VPQF04pEN6
>>152042691you would know a thing or two about turning gay
Kek what a saucy little tart
>>152042641So what you're saying is... that Francis didn't do nothing, he's a good boy?
Why was Topuria wearing lipstick
>>152042735lips look better wrapped around cock with a little bit of lipstick brazza u kno dis
Tell me why is Paddy ranked above Hooker
>>152042722>we someone to oink on it for Slamdaddy >Clitia Toporkstein:
Leaving your miami wife and bopping about in zesty cravats is certified PFP #2 behaviour
>>152042756Rankings are really just whoever they want to fight for the belt. It's not determined by merit or skill or anything like that. Dana obviously says that it's the "media members" that decide the rankings but I don't think you can really trust Dana on much these days.
>>152042756Paddy had an all time great performance against michael MARAUDER chandler while dookie dan lost to him
>>152042771Aren't like 90% of those media members from dead organisations?
>>152042654max beats him
Do you think Merab is embarrassed by Le Leyandes lack of activity?
Ariel Helwani: I think Paddy should be ranked #5John Morgan: Awesome. I'm just happy to be here
Crocop esque
>>152042788Ariel Helwani isn't involved in the rankings processIt's guys like Bret from fartfist.com
>The rankings panel is comprised of the following: KHON Honolulu, MMA Oddsbreaker, CFMU 93.3, Bursprak.se, FightNews, Fight Network, Gazeta Esportiva, Cherokee Scout, Burbank Leader, MMA Weekly, KIOZ 105.3, Vladusport.com, Dave Meltzer, Top Turtle Podcast, MMA Fight Radio, BoxeoMundial, Kimura.se, MMA Soldier, MMA NYTT, Blood & Sweat, Inside Fighting Radio
>>152042790
>>152042804Why the fuck is Dave Meltzer part of the ranking processWhat the fuckWho invited him
>>152042804>no 103.7 KISS FMsmdh
If Big Dave and the Top Turtle Podcast say that Paddy Pimplett is a top 5 lightweight after not fighting for an entire year and having a single ranked win against THE Michael Chandler, then he is
How did you guys enjoy the UFC PPV presented by Landman©
I actually believe that journalists are making the rankings without Dana's input. Max was a former champ with multiple defenses that moved up, dominated and knocked out Gaethje. Justin was in the number one spot at the time and got moved to number two and they placed Max at ten. Then, Umar beat Sandhagen 49-46 with a lot of grappling involved and they took him from unranked to number one. Now the Paddy thing is because journalists, especially American ones, have a boner for anything british.
>>152042882Dana literally scripts fights and gives the winnings to the Nelk Boys and various OnlyFans whores. He's absolutely making up the rankings
>>152040923Based Frankie reminding those goobers of their own frailty.
>>152042890No it's just the nelk/UFC collab made Dana tens of millions from dumbass zoomers paying $50 for a cotton t shirt not to mention the whiskey and gambling endorsements, you just don't know ball lil bro
Hey did Herzog even ref a single fight last card
Still have no idea what the hell this nelk thing is.
I have not met a single person who actually listens to the nelk boys
This thread is deader than Clozapig's mom.
>>152042911no, nor the card before
>>152042912
>>152042926Ok so he's definitely being investigated then
You think Clozapig ever got a little too buck wild one time?Was next to his mother's rotting corpse and....you know...?
Clozzy you gonna take that or fire back?
>>152042936He demonstrates the ramblings of a severely buckbroken mind
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
We where so close to seeing Dana get heemed like this…
Clozapig's mom was so fat it died.
POV: You're the maggots in Clozapig's dead mommy's minge
Yum yum somalidaddies!
Hey Finland I'm really sorry for making all these terrible jokes. But you should really stop raping your dead mother's rotting corpse.
Quiet, piggy!
Heu Finland i fucking love yall! Oh shit wrong vpn!
Quiet! Quiet piggy.
ixnay on the amspay
>>152042589'frais this really happened indeed
>>152042950I have been on heem on and off for ten years and there is always one guy who is extremely devoted to posting his retarded shit 24/7. Sometimes it is schizo babble, sometimes it is worshipping some asian celebrity, and sometimes it is scat porn. You can always count on someone weird to constantly haunt the thread like a full time job. Why does heem in particular attract these types of malefactors? I will never know. But they are a universal constant.
Are you guys ok
>>152043012yeah b ian garry fight week
>>152043000>>152043003
>>152043011yeah i dont miss the scat spamming, that shit was rough.
Cry Kara France has stepped away from combat sports for a year to focus on spiritual, cultural and personal beliefs. What a faggot!
Clozapig do you have the whole Norman Bates setup?Like do you dress in her clothes and imitate her too?Is it actually YOU getting gangbanged by those Somalidaddies?
I'm not ok
>>152043012yeah man totally
>>152043012I need a drink...It dulls the pain!!!
>>152043012Never been better
The Sicilian by Mario Puzo
I can't wait to see the look on Clozapig's mom's fa-Oh...
>>152043030Poor sufferin piggies need a dwinky dwinky!
I love it when a burger is overstuffed with a bunch of extra shit that never stays under the bun and gets all over my fingers when I try to eat it
>>152043087Clozapig's mother is dead.
Alright Fuck all that. Let's talk about the fights this week. Ian Garry and Belal Muhammad??? Yes please. With Arman Tsarukyan vs Dan Hooker??? Let's get it on. Two back to back bangers.
Clozapig here. You called?
>>152043087
>>152043104Hell yeah!
>>152043104Hey man using chatGPT isn't cool. If you want to talk to people online you should use your own words
Ngannou via Atomic Wedgie
>>152043138What's an atomic wedgie b? Is it that book Umar was reading?
>>152043096hey gane don’t worry buddy
>>152043108Ya boiminge finna be loosey loosey I'm afraid.
>>152043121AI slop esque
>>152043146dequan this is the fire department, we’ve been trying to contact you about your smoke detectors for five years
>>152043104>Ian Garry and Belal MuhammadHow many times I gotta tell you niggas Ian Garry is legit? Easy work for Ian!
>>152043154
>>152043175White people will look and eat like this then tell you they aren't piggies.
The nelk boys are who brought up stevenwilldoit and the legendary steiny, sit down lil bros these are national treasures of America
the blk boys
>>152043121>>152043175How is Dana still alive
A new movie featuring the nelk boys trying to coach inner city black kids in chess, but the kids can’t figure out how the knight movessponsored by ufc in theaters march 2026
>>152043108It’s pink piggies that do be endin’ they sufferin I’m afraid
NO BRAZZA I TOLD YOU DONT READ THE BOOKS BRAZZA STOPP
kek Kai Kara Faggot got buckbroken so hard that he has to take a year off to find himself or some shit. buddy you are jacked maori boy not some American teen white girl.
>>152043205Poor poor piggies didn't drink up...
for me its reading jack reacher
>>152043200Red light therapies, years of prime pussy readily available, stem cells, hatred for tito ortiz. Many such factors keeping the skip as strong as an ox
>>152043220jack reader over here
>>152043175Does Dana have a restaurant in Vegas or is this just his own personal diversity hire chef
bofuckingnickal
Wow just watched Wellmakers last fight, that was great.
>>152043141Kek
>>152043200How much of a little fag are you that a cheeky fuck it Friday cheat meal makes you say OMG HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE two doors down, on the left.
>>152043200HE'S EATING FOOD? HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE? WAAAAAT? HE HAD A SINGLE BOOORGER???? NOOOO!!!! HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW EATING BURGERS IS LETHAL!!!!Fucking stupid cocksucking faggot that you are huh
>>152043264>beat by a 5’4 dude named ethyn >on one minute notice
>>152043267>>152043271Factual posts.
Ngannou moved on?
>>152043200He’s alive because Ngubu wants it so.
>>152043274How’s the sleep apnea?
WOWWWWWW! HOW'S THAT MAN STILL ALIVE? HE HAD A SINGLE CHEESEBURGER. HOW THE FUCK IS HE STILL ALIVE? A SINGLE CHEESEBURGER, UNBELIEVABLE.
>>152043281Everyone should use the mask makes sleep so much better b.
LD50 of the cheesy noodle sandwich is approximately three bites
>>152043293Kek
>>152043290Poor lil CPAPiggy choking on his own jowls
>>152043272I meant it was an entertaining fight. Despite his loss Wellmaker is entertaining
LEAVE DANA ALONE NOOOOOOO
Just look at how fucked up sweet Joe got off of one burger bite. Still think that shit is good for you?
Thoughts on the average normalfaggot?
would joe rogan call modern heem “the planet of the apes”
>>152043300It could happen to anyone some people just have soft muscles in the throat
This kid was denied a burger after being cut off, still think they aren't deadly poison idiots?
>>152043324The Somalidaddy will help you strengthen them.
>>152043331THROAT GOAT!
>>152043316Definitely broke his hand normalscum who never train don't realize just how fucking fragile your wrist are when you punch someone square in the face
Joe Rogan has sugar in him
>>152043342
heem what are your top three favorite socioeconomic factors?
>>152043339I'm sure he was clapping with his broken hand, tardo
>>152043342I remember I almost cried when my aunt told me I was heterosexual thought I was diagnosed with the gay
>>152043333Talmbout DDPonald?
>>152043330>IT'S NOT A PURSE SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAA
Dana is eating baguettes stuff with spaghetti coated in highly processed cheese sauce and a burger basted with butter with two raw ramen pattys as buns and the fat asses here see nothing wrong with that
>>152043316I thought leg kicks were not allowed in street fights
Ay this foo kicking
>>152043398Stop being such a little homo
>>152043350Sedrique Dumas
Dana is still the little fat kid from Boston who got kicked out of town by the mob, he just thinks he's a pimp because he's on tren now
>>152043398He's eating much worse I afraid
WOW DANA WHITE HAD A MEAL! HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?
Dana White eats food. Wow.
I still can't believe you guys picked zhang
Dana has a Michelin star chef preparing him exquisite meals and you are seething
>>152043398he literally doesn't even swallow the food he takes a bite makes a goofy face to camera and the video ends and he spits it out
Famous Michelin Star meal: deep friend in and out burger
King Daner I kneel
>>152043451Truly exquisite!
Daner Kebab.
>>152043444Why is his hand trembling
>>152043475hasn't eaten since last friday
>>152043460>>152043469How the FUCK is he still alive
>>152043469That looks fire AF you tripping
Anyone else here ever take Tylenol?It dulls the pain!!!
If I don't wake up and heem my meng I would heem someone else my libido should have a case studied by Harvard professors
>>152043414We don't sign our posts here.
Ur opinion = WGAF
Nothing says healthy living like a mouthful of spaghetti covered in chocolate syrup and caramel topped with marshmallow and brownies
>>152043501He eats fruit too bro
>>152043501Dana follows the ultimate human protocol while you eat like a serf there is levels to this shit buddy
>The unhealthy part of the burger is the carbskek
Islam could win 10 more belts and he would still be inferior to Khabib because Khabib was never knocked out
>>152043501Yet he's built like Hercules while you're a skinnyfat faggot redditor who takes it up the ass and drinks cum
We used to kill people for eating cake
>>152043506Sometimes he let's the serfs avoid the pogrom and come to his castle to eat treats! A feudal lord with a strong heart!
>>152043513>Yet he's built like HerculesHe got on roids
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Ngannou is a man who used to work at the sand mines at 10 years oldDana is a man who eats deep fried jelly beans
>>152043126I have never touched chatGPT in my life though....
>>152043546Darth Vader's throne
>>152043121yo how is Dana still alive?
Francis Ngannou scams street urchins in card games.Dana White scams Vegas casinos for millions. There are levels to this game frank
I am Garry. Be lal Muhammad
>old tony>old king green>old chandlernone of those are good wins
*taps the airplane icon**taps the cookie icon**waits two minutes*Nigger
>>152043584Oh damn piping hot take from finland here nobody has ever thought or said anything like that damn what an opinion from finland
MMA media is hungry for drama
Chaddy the daddy adds Topiglet to the maggot minge list I fear
Jack won
ALLAHU AKBAR HUG EVERYBODY
Finland, huh? What a fucking place and nation, what if instead of the Fighting Nerds they were the Fucking Nerds and they specialised in sexual intercourse?
Somalidaddies be like: Clozapig's mom maggot minge have good stinking, but nobody ever check grappling.
>>152043595Never even saw each other because of those average height dudes
>>152043608I would book a training session with Bruna Brasil immediately
>>152043530
Any update on corals grandma?
When Ilia's brother gets his chin spun is Ilia going to carry him out of the cage
How's noah? How's noah?
>>152043630Why has pigposting gone mainstream? I keep seeing this everywhere, the John Pork brazza got a crazy pop, trump called someone a piggy. What is going on
>>152043640Ali doesn't give a fuck he's too busy organizing fixed fights and snitching to the government
>>152043651Watch the latest TFATK. You’ll understand
>>152043637He's going to eat him like a burger
>>152043104Lets go for that!
>>152043617Realistically the body would be decomposed to the point where there are no maggots, alternatively she was likely cremated as is the most common funeral practice in Finland and very limited decomposition would have occured certainly with no maggots. Factually speaking
>>152043670He left her outside in the snow
>>152043670Can you please not encourage this
>>152043682It's going to continue no matter what we do. You and I both know this
Dere was no maggots!
>>152043651Schaub gave a rundown of it on TFATK
>>152043694Lmao
>>152043686
>>152043651Schaub gave a rundown of it while mentioning a 10 year old that "had an ass from the heavens"
im finna pull the lunk alarm if yall nigga dont settle down
*pulls the lunk alarm*did i do that!
LUNKS BIGLY
>>152043682Im trying to be reasonable, Im using logic and ratioanlity
*grabs your gloves**uses leverage to sweep you from bottom**starts laying in elbows before you can protest to the ref
I’d heem anyone of you
>>152043819You couldn't defend my double leg
how good was carlos condit
OHHHHHH HE SLEPT HIM
>>152043895Don't be a rat cos rats get caught
six
>>152043895/heem/ is for everyone
If Arman somehow loses to Hooker I'll shove a stick up my ass or something because there is just no way that can happen. It's such a mismatch. Arman will just dominate him might even finish him. Ok maybe not that but still.
>>152044005You won't do that
>>152044028Yeah cause there's no way Arman loses
Lerone Murphy is essentially Gerold Meerschaert
>>152044005Is Hooker getting another shitass tattoo? If he is, you're safe.
NO YOU CANNOT SAY HAKUNA MATTATA AND CONGRATS ABOUT THE WHISKEY NO WAY YOU CANNOT!!!
Dan Hooker was found dead in his hotel room this morning. No known cause but traces of burger grease were found in the area. More news later.
>>152044048THE MACEDONIAN ASS PIRATE IS AT IT AGAIN.
Just heard the news about Clozapig's mom...RIP fatty!
do yall niggers think ASSpinall got blinded fr on god no cap?His socials are unusually quiet
>>152044040
>>152044079>le reference!jfc stop posting tumblr gifs
>>152044079IASIP is the best comedy sitcom of all time don't even @me with your redit shit
>>152044084Fuck you buddy
>>152044087sunny is reddit as fuck. All studio productions are degenerate pedophile cess pits.There is only heem, motorsports are cool too
>>152043788How non driving is this fucking bozo all he had to do was power break first to avoid this accident
>>152044096My Little Pony is great.
>>152044096Bro, UFC is a Las Vegas mobster company in bed with Trump.
For me, it's Barney.
An ass from the heavens
>>152044117Monitor on
Nigger
>>152044084
when is the next power slap event...
>>152044105sounds based
>>152044036I think he's had enough
I'll have my AR-15 like this, I'll have my zero dark 30 night vision like this, my big dick's right there still
Alien skull goyfaggot niggercattle rapeslave tied-up branded and bludgeoned
Black people don't owe you an explanation.
Zesty as fuck!
daner didnt have a plan for belal...belal was the plan!
Belel should be cut
Fighting. Fucking. Nerds. So hot right now.
>>152044209Imagine if that beer was a bbc
Is Islam a better grappler than Khabib?
>>152044209its okay to be zesty if youre a heemer
I think the only successful fighting nerd will be Carlos Prates. Silva might become something but that's if he didn't get mentally heemed after his last fight.
>>152044356No
Cazzie dude doesn't know about Do Bronx
>>152044367What does successful mean? Champion? Fight for the title? Consistent top 5 in weight class?
>>152044376K.
>>152044367Cezary Olekscjuk is the best fighting nerd atm. Hes making his debut in a couple weeks
Shout out da bronx
I like Umar and Islam. Khabib on the other hand...
*ahem*Ruffy has no wrestling. His jiu jitsu is primitive. He will never be champion.Silva is athletically a beast but he doesn't know what to do when his opponent doesn't just fall down when he hits them. A fighter that doesn't know how to win rounds is unlikely to ever be championPrates had nuclear power but he spends way too much time doing absolutely nothing and can be frozen out of a fight. He also can't wrestle. Will never be champion Caio simply can't convince himself to throw in combination. Will never be champion
>>152044383all of those things would be termed successful yes, you autistic retard
lol
>>152044413Silva is actually really good at making adjustments and reading his opponents. Against Lopes it was a specific problem because Diego has a granite chin and his response was being recklessly aggressive
>>152044417In my view, if you’re not a champ, you’re not successful. If you’re not first, you’re last.
What are some good nordic fighters?Hard mode: no Gustaffson
>>152044467Thor, Odin to name a few
>>152044467Anton Turkalj, gunnar Nelson, hermannson
>>152044454>In my viewim assuming you're the guy who started your post with >*ahem*
>>152044467Me.Haha just kidding I'm from Syria
>>152044467Dalby
>>152044485Ahem, you’re being very rude and uncouth
>>152044493hate that fag so much
Casually chasing greatness. It’s our time.
>>152044467Carlos Ulberg has a nordic surname(?)Carlos Ulberg is a warrior from Northern Europe
Where is the thread
Make the thread slave
>>152044467Uhm uuuh
>>152044528>>152044528>>152044528
