Perth Day 1 ENGLAND 172v AUSTRALIA 19/1
>heres your new opener
heave ho unna
steven may be on here
rock and roll it thanks
AHAHA SAME OLD ENGSHITTERS ALWAYS WHINGING
>>152065779what's this shot called
hey la, get dis>C:\ARSE>C:\ARSE\RUN>RUN\ARSE\RUN>>152065780HEAVE HOEAVEHO
Im an alchoholic
THERE WAS A FOOKIN SNICK MAYFOOKIN CHEA TIN AUSSIES
>m8 m8 bruv i swear i swear on me moum's loife i erd sumfink innit i heard it yehCouldn't begin to imagine being that retarded
>>152065770yes, vaseline exists.
>Smith 9 (38)>Labu 9 (38)Based and kino pilled
First for proxy users
>>152065779hes already going for the review lol
>both arse and marn-arse are actually south africankek
>>152065793proper cricket that
wtf happened to hotspot
>>152065775>most overratedNo that’s every other shitter Indian fans hero worship until getting exposed 5 minutes later. Still only one fast bowler ever and he’s a chucker.Stay in that thread, your post stinks. Don’t stink up this one as well.
>>152065792not only that, there is no real distinction of what noise actually causes the spike and there have been numerous not outs overturned even with a clear gap between bat and ball because some random noise was caught by the mic
HIS NAME IS CARSE HE BOWLS LIKE ARSE
>snap fingers every time the ball goes past the bat>appeal every ball>get 10 wickets easilywhy havent australia thought of this???
>>152065779Baptism of fire
that was a lovely shot
You just have to love smoodge.
Will pozzies be docked points for this dangerous pitch?
>>152065775 alri bardla
>>152065803you got a trumpet mate? you'd be a part of the barmy army with those sort of lines
>>152065798Aus military don't want to let Cricket Australia use it anymore
13 (40)9 (30)based test cricketers
How come the Blarmy Army didn't sing any songs against India?
>>152065792that breaks hot-spot, not snicko
one thing that works against england is how fragile their bowling is, like just wear them down in this innings and you will have Sam curran running in by boxing day test
>Smith has channeled his tism thanks to the captaincy are we on for kino?
still laughing that this bloke's name is "arse"
>>152065801it's better than relying on steve bucknor though.
>>152065822would be arrested
Aye smith
>>152065822The stink is too strong to sing
England bowlers are all going to be cooked by the end of the day, and totally by the end of this test. It will completely ruin Englands series.This “fastest ever England” attack is a fucking meme, no balance and playing Wood and Archer together will just result in both having to sit out one or several tests.
>>152065832kek
>>152065800>poot 0 (7)AHAHAHA GET FUCKED ENGSHITTER
>advertising boards ruining kino slowmotion shots because they blink like strobes.
>>152065823it works for both. you don't need much
Why didn’t England just bowl first
>>152065827or god forbid having Joel Wilson
Why can’t pozzies into chants?HIS NAME IS CARSE HE BOWLS LIKE AND ELECTION FARCE BRYDON A CARSE
GONE FUCK OFF
>>152065826same fella x>>152065840BASEDASED
>>152065826Gonna be a good summer aye
>giant clouds on the horizonuhhh bros?
Is the crowd 50/50?
>>152065848It's just a bit too gay.
>>152065848this makes no sense mate
Don’t want to get out of bed lads
>>152065854yeah it either is or it isnt
>loose bus change
this pitch is too dangerouscall the game off
fuckin kek thats unlucky
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF MARNUS YA DOG CUNT
>loosebuschange
BOWLED FUCKING GONE YES YES YESWALK OFF CUNT >waiting 50 seconds LASAGNA FACE TEST CAREER WILL SOON BE OVER
missus just leapt off the couch and locked her self in the bathroomi think she is brushing her teeth with her eclectic toothbrush
GOTTENGOTTED HIMGONEGONED
>>152065865Bit racist mate.
Khawaja 0 for (45) time
isn't marnus meant to be the statistically most lucky cricketer or something
no... NO!!!
Reckon he should have used his bat for that shot
try playing the ball and that doesn't happen
Anustralia
>>152065873Not racist, just don't like them.
yikes................ geez mate...................... not a good look
>>152065848mate get it writeits "A SELECTION FARCE"t. wrote the chant
pozcucks are FUCKED lmao
YES FUCK OFF FUCK OFF CUNTFUCK OFF
Based me willing 2 wickets into existence with fake GONE calls
>>152065871shoot her with a crossbow through the door like that no leg south african fella. she won't be expecting that.
>could have pulled that away for four>plays like a bitch and gets outnever liked this bloke
>elbowled
AHAHA GET FUCKED YOU AUTISTIC WANNABE SAFFA SHITTER
has smith reversed the voodoo magic that labu used to steal his form?
>>152065887Yh autocorrect and for some reason it got rid of arse on the second line
If you're an opening batsman, you should try to survive at least the first 100 balls, regardless of how many runs you score
>>152065909You should try to bat as long as possible and score as many runs as possible I reckon.
>>152065906also just realised you missed a whole line in the middle
>>152065909even aboriginal opening batsmen?
Trinibro is back :D
Reckon Archer is more overhyped than Wood anyway.>>152065909This. But the English openers aren’t picked on that. If we had either Cook or Boycott or any of the great openers >we might still be batting.
>>152065878anon btfo'd in one ball
australia will need to score more runs if they want to win this
>>152065911that's crazy talk. prolly antisemitic.
Bye bye marm anus laburshite
What does Sutherland AFC mean?
Based muzzie terrorist filth faking injury so he didn't have to open the batting
>>152065909TRINILALTINILAL
How long till Archer and Wood break down?
Regardless of which team wins the series the real winner is cricket for the diversity and inclusion we are seeing on both teams
>>152065912It was just to get yous started anyway. Why can’t yous into chants?
Wasn't Boycott scared to come out to Australia to face Lillee and Thomson?
Suspect archer isn't actually that good
Khawaja retirement game
Marnus is as shit as ever
>>152065929Two Africans and three black players. This is bloody awesome and a sign of the future for both countries, I hope.
>FLAGS WITH THE NAMES OF FOOTBALL CLUBS ON THEM>FLAGS WITH PLANES FROM A WAR PEOPLE FOUGHT IN 80 YEARS AGOSO BASED
>>152065846joel's>>152065909in the chat mate, you better be careful.
Where are the darlo, hartlepool and scunthorpe flags?
>>152065927Not long, then England are fucked. WHY NO POTTS?
>>152065924sutherland australian football club
Archer is probably the best West Indies bowler since Walsh and Ambrose
usman has a look on his face like a rogue fart could soil his whites
>>152065934Indians thrashed him around in his own backyard lmoa
Subhuman c*tholICK pedophile engshitters riding off the coattails of blacks and browns
>koala batsmaning against an african american its such a funny world we live in lol
these guys fucking suck!!!
>>152065940They don't play footy in England, just soccer and rugby.
>>152065927We're working on it.
>>152065946why do they miss the R out?
HIS NAME IS CARSE HES HERE TO SHOW KHAWAJA IS ARSERECALL BITCHELL DARSH
>bazball relies on quick scoring and quick wickets>did not score quickly >have two bowlers who cant even bowl 20 overs a day eachSmoth and Koala just need to see out the rest of the day
Sorry fellas, there are a few functions tonight so I couldn't get us a table at the Jubilee Hotel.
>>152065956Sutherland has an R in it. What you mean, creepy ass cracka?
GONE GOTTEM >HES ARSE SMITH IS SHIT>>152065933No, he had a piss fit over not being given the captaincy and “retired” from test cricket, and then spent 4 years stat-padding
>>152065939>>152065929Hahahaha fuck that shit. You only praise this is you want your nation to fail
work's calling
BEAST MODE [ACTIVATED]
lolarsed
this is all khawaja's fault
Fucks sake
uh oh
Imagine if Tongue and Cook were bowling at these shitters
sorry ladsturning this offgood night
>>152065968the R of the Rules part you bogan clown.
Going to watch Konosuba S1E9 instead.
Australia are crap
Uh oh stinky
>convicts let engshitters poop score 46 and crook score a fifty on this pitchEmbarrassing
lmao
AUSSIE ARE ON THEIR CARSES
not going to be the mastermind of this australian batting response is he haha
BEAST MODE [DEACTIVATED]
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
work called
GONEGOTTEMDONE UP THE CARSE
>>152065981unironically so fucking trueKhawaja trying his hardest to bomb this game like his brother tried to bomb australia
its over
Suspect it’s probably far more likely to be >Sutherland Associated Football Club or Athletic
could england, dare I say, win?
lads, my iptv is a bit behind the action. could you delay any talk about the action for 60 seconds or so? thanks
>>152065986Sutherulesland?
what are the odds on a 2 day game fellas?
Head Carey and Green pls save us
Uhhhh ausbros where’s all that confidence gone
HIS NAME IS STOKESBEAT UP SOME BLOKESFOR NAGGING GAY FOLKSPLAYS TILL HE CROAKSBENJAMIN STOKES
>>152065981
told you we'd win the first test
CYA SMUDGE
POOLAPSEOOLAPSE
AHAHAHAHAA GET FUCKED YOU CHEATING SANDPAPER FIDDLING CUNT MUDHASEN SINGH PANESAR MENTALLY ZUTTED YOU AHAHAHA
>>152066003I mean real football, not ruggers or soccy.
Head, please do your thing
>>152066006>australian rules football.i thought that's what it was called?
>>152066005Go for me dot webcric dot com, my stream is clear and doesn't seem to have a delay
So Khawaja and then Head and England are pretty much through. That’s saying quite a lot given England so far..Of course >your tail is better than >ours but even so.
are modern batsman just dogshit? is it the pitches again? why does this happen every fucking test I watch
Webster would have saved us, alas, we have selected g*een
>we're both shitASHES STATUS : ALIVE AND THRIVING
>>152066027No, it's just called football.
test cricket is bowler sided fucking grim
need to bring india out more often, see some real cricket for once
>>152066022So League?
>>152065947Not fit to lace Seales' boots
>>152066010kek
>England play memeslog>get out quick>also score runs>Australia just blocks and leaves>gets out anyway>doesnt score runsWhy dont these retards try scoring???
For me it’s SANFL
pozzies were getting very cockybut forgot the stats that batting first basically guarantees the win
>>152066032afflicted by the disease known as t20, i'm afraid its terminal
the moment is too big for these aussies
Might kill myself
Are we in trouble here?I fell asleep during the anthems, woke up just before lunch then fell asleep again
>>152066037that's what we play, you know the game where you mostly use your feet and a ball?
CAM ON AUSTRALIA
Who’s actually bowled better so far (and not just batting dogshit) England or Australia?
>>152066041He reminds them
>another 3 day test
>>152066032wobble seam ruined tests, batter skill matters less now due to the inherent randomness.
>>152066061still havent told me who she is
Carn England
I am an immigrant
HIS NAME IS ARCHER
>>152066032modern batsmen are shitalso there is so much data and whatnot available to teams so they can make a bowling and fielding plan to batsmen
HIS NAME IS CARSE, STINKS LIKE ARSEIS A FARCEEVERY TURNS INTO FREE RUNS EN MASSE
>>152066057it was your debut mate, don't worry you'll get another chance in your second innings, probably sometime tomorrow
>>152066062England desu
>>152066045I like Seales too desu, started his Test career very wellThink he and Archer would bowl very nicely in tandem
It’s called “Victorian Rules Football”
WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE AUS OPENERLITERALLY WHO IS JAKE WEATHERALD????
Who's winning the narrative?
>>152066032cricket is either hit and giggle nonsense like t20 or chuck and giggle nonsense like tests. either you get bowler-sided slop or batter-sided slop.
>>152066032memeslog
>>152066032Bowling is better than everBatsmaning is too affected by T20
>>152066044You can play in a league, an association, a union or any other kind of organisational structure.>>152066059Yes, it's played on your feet as opposed to horseback.
Do you guys know what the field positions are called off by heart?
>>152066058nah it's right, we've got a magic nigger.
MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GET'S THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>25 days possible play in the series>we'll be lucky to see 15 days total
>>152065918>>152066013>>152066034>>152066058>>152066059>wewhich player are you?
>>152066062England haveAustralia have batted better which requires better bowling
>>152066062England and it's not even close. Starc did look good but the majority of english batsmen got out due to being fucking retarded
>>152066059You’ll lose this argument btw>goalies>headers>throw-ins>etymological research
>>152066062I didnt give you permission to post my wife
Gonna be a rippers series innit. I work 7/7 and every match falls on days off except last two days at MCG
>>152066087>STRIPESConvicts wore arrows, not stripes.
>>152066084>horsebacknobody even mentioned polo.
>>152066089This is why we NEED first class tour games
HIS NAME IS ARCHERHIS DICK IS LARGER
>get to sleep through England's shit batting performance>get to delusionally gloat through Australia's batting collapseyep this is based
>>152066032modern bowlers are really really goodmodern batsmen are just okay
>>152066085wicket keeper is behind the stumps
>>152066079England ahead on the narrative at the moment but i have some inside sources that Australia will pull level mid tomorrow with the narrative due to some interesting news coming out around lunch tomorrow
>>152066099You said it's played on your feet, other sports are played on horseback or, more recently, in motor vehicles.
Uhhhh bros?
GONE GONE THAT PAKI FUCK OFFARSE AS WELLHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
gonebuzz off
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
>>152066091>which player are you?i do play football. tuesday night with the boys. that's the>wei was referring to faggot.
lads I'm starting to think AusGAYlia are actually shit at cricket
WHAT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FORBULLY TIME >BULLY TIMEBULLY TIME
work just called fuck sake
2 day test lmao
yeah thinking an early bed time
>>152066089Based Umesh Yadav
fucks sake khawaja he fucked everyone by not openingthis shit is going to be over before day 3>>152066062qt
>>152066087the last line needs another syllable
>>152065965>Smoth and Koala just need to see out the rest of the dayLMAO
KWAAAAAAAAAAB
We're getting Carse raped
TOO OLD TOO SLOW
>>152066075>>152066092>>152066093Ok thanks. I wondered if it was just massive cope from the TMS commentators.
Cam Green finna bully these pommy gits
Is it too late to deport Khawaja?
barmy army >>>> dads army
thats my high school bully
>Former England spinner Monty Panesar has responded to Steve Smith's bizarre swipe at him by saying he made his mistakes "on a quiz show", while the stand-in Australia captain "made his on a cricket field"bit rude to say this as he was walking back to the pavilion desu
ARE YOU SCOTLAND IN DISGUISE
garn bed
carse based paki remover
dear oh dear
Will there be enough time for England to bat again?
The bird
>2.5 day test again
>>152066138nahgenuinely surprised how well they have bowledlike they finally figured out what works in australia which is only like 150 years too late
>>152066143
ricky bonting
Exactly what you said mate, this is bowler-sided slop
>noooo our 50 year old didn't open and that's why everyone else shit the bed as welllol this is the best cope they've been able to pull together so far? lmao even
chin up ausbros, at least you avoided the follow on
>>152066154Birdsperg finna lose it
>>152066154thats no lorikeet
ZIMBABWE'S BRAVE CARSEBARBADOS' FINEST JOFRA ARCHERSubhuman wh*tes would be nothing without riding the coattails of Africans and Hindus
>>152066150it's the fucking afternoon innit?
return to the gabba openerreturn to innocence
follow on avoided so we can roll the poms for 25 in the last few overs tonight and have four days to chase 175.
HIS NAME IS CARSE KHAWAJA IS FUCKIN ARSE HE IS GREEN TO MAKE A MASSIVE SHART
>>152066160pretty sure every australian said our batting would be shitelike this is no surprise whatsoever
Who is replacing usman?
What are the odds Khawaja has greater loyalty to the caliphate of the United Kingdom and is throwing this match?
Do you guys like swing?
Need a counter-punch nowHead and Green should bazball these cuntsWhy isn't smacky Maxwell playing too, he'd do the same job
Timely reminder that we will have two of the greatest bowlers of all time back for the next test and our remaining great had to take 7 wickets on his own todaythis series is over, 4-1 aussie
Remember when I came here and told you Carse is elite and you were all >ARSEWell I have to say, you're not >ARSE now are you?
Why do they use extremely ugly people in ads nowadays
>>152066177Reckon give it to Konstas At least he would score some farking runs and rattle the bowlers a bit
>>152066130She's already bogged herself
Chat are we cooked
>>152066182shane warne is coming back?
i don't like cricket
Ermmmm wtf is happening?
>>152066186so the general population reproduce with other races to have ugly children
>>152066192i dont like you being alive
>>152066186No more Harvey Weinstein
modern cricket is dire to watch
nice undies bro
>>152066192Oh no
>trail by 141 kek
>>152066186Being beautiful is bigoted
Who THE FUCK replaces Weathershit and uzzie for Brisbane????????
Heads must roll for this performance
>>152066178Odds on kek
>>152066200it was worse in the early 90s mate.
>bowlers wicket >heem the other team in the first day for 170>go out and bat aggressively like them instead of just holding on for atleast the rest of the day>in a 5 day test match
>>152066206think i just missed a phone call
>>152066206tim david and matt short
>>152066206add webster, then reverse the batting order
It's over. We won the first test.
Reminder that the pozzies are a bunch of gay homo faggots
suck shit idiots you cant take away my laughter from the first innings
>>152066213t20 ruined test
bullied the ball
>Cam 'The Bully' Green showing the top order batsmen out it is done
>>152066225who?
Ohhhh lovely cam grren, very nice boy
>>152066225That was only for Zampa
>english fans in the stadium behaving like indian fans right now
>>152066169ah yesthat famous hindu country known as "barbados"silly cunt
>starc takes 7fer>has to heem a cheeky 50 to keep these shit cunts in the game
the only way to beat spaz ball is with spaz ball
might kill myself lads
>>152066206Guys who are actually decent
dont mind head
i don't like wicket
If every (you) were a wicket and every thread were an innings what sort of bowler would you be?
we're so back
Maybe the secret was to bazball all along
Western Australians and optus are a disgrace
captain WOKE
>>152066189oh really ripwhat's the name
>>152066258It unironically is. At least you put runs on the board
fuckleaking runs
>>152066183That was me you credit thieving nonce. Tbh it's not hard you just check if they were born outside englel they'll be better than the native engshitters
All that mouthing off seems to have backfired?!?
>>152066261It's the best stadium in the country you dumb fuck
>>152066255Jimmy AndersonGood number of wickets, but not because of any sort of quality, just sheer longevity
build stadium tasmania and remove the Perth test for good
>>152066225Reminder that engshitters are an even bigger bunch of faggots
business idea: the big ashes league
>it's a "home team creates a pitch that they can't bat on" episode
Cam Green looks like a private school fuck head. Would deck the cunt given the opportunity.
>>152066242lel
>Channel 7 cuts the cricket for the news with Australia in a dominating position>News finishes, goes back to the cricket. Australia now losing.WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
yeah. you're not getting a (you) for that shit bait jimmy
>>152066275>Cant water a patch of grass correctly
MISS ME YET BOOMERS
>>152066256this is the pinnacle of 4chan since 2016.
Give WA a secession referendum NOW!
I WILL SCALP HEAD IF HE DOESN'T SCORE A CENTURY FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT XUNT
>>152066286you wouldn't be able to reach his travis head mate
Safe to say that Monty panesar won. England partly owe this eventual victory to Monty's mind games.
>England think beating the worst Australian side in 15 years is an achievement
>>152066288you're meant to change channels bluh
Head masterclass incoming
>>152066181smacky got aged-acky
If Cummins was fit and captaining >we would not be in this situation
>>152066242IN KESHAV I TRUST
>>152066302>coping already
You gotta remember soulless australian cricket is played on drop in pitches on AFL stadiums
>>152066288Channel 7 j*ws made the call
>>152066291imagine him on the bazball side
What do we want?
>>152066256>>152066293It just shows that /sp/ is so dead it doesn't push off old threads.
>>152066256kek
>>152066312Well we would have probably rolled England for 140 odd and been in the exact same position with the bat.
>>152066279>Jimmy Anderson>not because of any sort of quality,finest swing bowler the world has ever seen. it's not my fault you use a shitty ball.
ASHES??MOAR LIEK ARSES aaaammmoirite ya? fellas¿??
>>152066320reckon the jannies should just give us a series long sticky
on the zooper dooper sourz
just picked up another wicket lads
curious how the conspiracy cookers on here will blame this on the bcci
>>152066295fine by me
what's the opposite of scorcher?'it's an absolute freezer' doesn't sound right
>>152066285Australians don't tell the curators how to make the pitches, unlike in India and England.
why are they flogging it around its day one just block it for the rest of the day and get some runs tomorrow
>>152066325yesbut it wouldnt be this situation now would it
>>152066288Imagine not having based Kayo in the gigantic year of 2025 (almost 26)
>>152066336There fault because of the IPL and memeslog cooking all modern batsmen
How come every time someone does well in Sheffield shield and they get called into the Australian team they turn out to be dog shit? Is the quality of shield cricket that dire??? Feels like Head and Green were the last guys to manage to break into the Australian side and stay there and they have been there for years now.
>>152066301Subhuman engshitters are nothing without riding off the coattails of Sanatanis
>>152066302We've definitely fielded some sides worse than this lot
>>152066336bcci forces cricket Australia to select muslim and Specialist opener for diversity and sportmanship
GONE GOTTEM BED LOOMS, WORK CALLED
>>152066349Just don't say it bro it's not that hard
>>152066344Shan’t be paying for that mate not even if it were 2027
For me, it's every ball live and free right here on the home of cricket, channel 7.
>>152066340That's what Smith and marnus did Better off smacking it for some quick runs if youre going to get out.
>>152066338Different grammar would be used for cold weather, it’s very interesting
>>152066349just call them nickers like Kerry O' Keefe does
>>152066359first they came for the n-word sayers...
>>152066326>retarded engshitter actually believes thisKekKEKKEEEEEEEEEEEK
we don't use that word here you neekwould have given you a 150 min timeout
>>152066359How would anyone know that that word in particular is forbidden? There should be a list of forbidden words and your post gets blocked if you say it.
>>152066359You can say it you just can’t be racist outside of /b/. Rules are rules
>booked 3 days leave for the adelaide test If this test is an indication I only needed 2 days
Mfw when I see the Australian batting line up collapse
>>152066364doesnt change my point mate now our middle order has to go out and face fresh rested bowlers tomorrow so were at risk of losing another few quick wickets short form cricket is a cancer
>>152066347>Sheffield shieldyou need more teams, our county system is barely functional with the amount we've got.
>>152066364proper test cricket that
>>152066349No racism outside of /pol/, champ
Stokes is a real captain, not like that gaybo cummins
>>152066374Why is that word in particular so bad? Imagine if I said "the" is now forbidden and anyone who uses it gets banned. It's ludicrous.
Marnus with the Spanish Archer iykwim ha ha
>>152066378he never recovered from this pic leaking
>>152066375No racism outside of /b/ has been a rule since the start of 4chan, mate. And in the last 5 years or so its pretty strictly enforced (with the exception of /pol/)
Just dont get out?¿?
>>152066377use the third for recovery m8you are gonna need it after downing enough booze to kill 2 large dogs
>>152066372fuck off paki
How do you stop your self from getting caught behind?
>convictz don't tell the curators how to make the pitches, unlike in India and England.KEKEKEKEK THE COPE ALREADY STARTING
>>152066389
>>152066397learn how to leave a ball
>>152066401but it is true
>>152066397Simply refuse to use a bat, reduces the chance of being caught to zero
>>152066401It's true. Curators get very angry if a player or official tries to muck around with their wickets.
It’s a head and carey save the day sort of test
>>152066379Well you can play aggressive and get out for 30 runs off 32 balls, or play passive and get out for 9 off 42 balls. I know which is better.
>>152066397Don’t edge the ball and middle it instead.aka don’t chase in the corridor like a spaz
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>152066417you are a moron
well that's it then. wickets have dried up
Cummin my Carse
>>152066415>carey only gets out sweeping>they didnt play bashiryou could be right
I seen isa guha before and she was lookin a bit chunky
>>152066391he thinks he is zerog00sehe will never be close to being the man g00sey was
>>152066401Pitch curators are extreme autists. You cant tell them what to do.
Would be so mad, luckily i have my magnets to keep me calm.
>>152066396>engshitter gets his bullshit called out >cries like a bitch*reminds engshitters*
50>5050>5050>50story won I reckon
Had a few beers, now I’m thinking I might have a cigarette
>>152066431where you get magnets from
>>152066402Ask your Dad
dropped the urn
>>152066428nicepajeetas usually look best a bit chubbed up
>all these faggots giving up by the grace of god marnus will win the test for australia early on the fourth day with a century while carey watches on from the non strikers end
Hitting the crackpipe
FUCK IT!!! I am going to order a Great Northern
>>152066440Yeah, you're full of shit and can't give a real answer. Neck yourself, old boy. You're a waste of oxygen.
>>152066444checked
>>152066435Do you want a hit of my vape?
>>152066385>william the conquerer>tony greig>nasser hussain>eoin morgan>peewee stokesOnce again proving that engshitters need a foreigner to rule over them
>>152066445based steve smith
>>152066432>Bumrah
>>152066444>>152066445Both of these posts are related.
Mick Molloy is morbidly obese.
>>152066446reckon a great western would be more appropriate iykwim haha
protip: maxYOUs = shitting on aussies rn
>>152066450Nah I quit vaping appreciate the offer though
>>152066456good luck finding a post in here that isn't
>>152066444trips of truth
>>152066391It's the zutt stains on his hemp sweater that kills me>>152066429>mfw i help mentally disintegrate this convict shitterFeelsgoodman
Actually very clever from Australia. Bazball works best when under pressure and behind the game, by batting poorly now, Englands 2nd innings will not have any pazaz. Real 4d chess here
>>152066465kek
>>152066459Mate, it's 2025. We don't pretend anorexia is good anymore.He's at a healthy weight.
might trauma eat a whole block of choclate
>>152066478It’s healthier to be overweight rather than underweight
>>152066478A fat gentile is a happy gentile after all.
reckon that dropped catch may have actually unironically cost england the test
>>152066478That's 2019 mindset mate. It IS 2025 and now every other celebrity who used to be fat is now skinny. Thin is in.
One of the rare days that I can’t be fucked getting drunk, not sure what’s up with me
>>152066460Fatalities on the great western this afternoon not very funny mate
lmaowhat the fuck is going on with the batsmen this test
>Tallest man in Cricket>Gets gets hit in the head
>>152066482>It’s healthier to be overweight rather than underwe-ACK my heart!
South Australia viewers please standby to change channel I repeat South Australians please change to Ch7
IN THE FACE
could've been heem kino.
>>152066478everyone is about fitness being fat is now wrong and supporting the facists
>>152066504Noted thanks
SMACK
a leather facial if you will
>toyota say they test in the real world and not labs>don't even show one second of those testscalling bullshit on that one
>>152066454>fucks convicts for funJazzy B and Murali M are too based
>Cam Heem
>>152066509>fatcists
>atkinson purposefully dropping the catch just so wood can hit him in the facebased
WHERE IS MY BURGER I ORDERED IT YEARS AGO
*manifests another wicket with this post*
GONE GOTTEMATKINSON CLEANS GREEN UP
Just got off work. What the bloody hell happened?
i am alcohol
*manifests another run with this post*
*manifests another beer out the fridge*
>>152066516It’s like the school of hard knocks, the university of the streets
>>152066539Crispo
*manifests another fart out of my bum*
*manifests another fart out the arse*
>>152066546this is me right now mate hahaguiness tonight haha
>beer snake at Perth StadiumThe SCG would never have this
LandCruiser drives ushome
reminder wood and archer only have 1.5 tests in them each
>>152066534England play memeslog and get out quickly but score some runsAustralia tries to block and get out and dont score some runs
>>152066553>>152066552Based cricmind
>>152066553Don't copy me, cunt.
>>152066539Coopers best brewery in AusLike their Stout
>>152066556
>>152066437amazon haul, 120 for 2 bucks
>>152066569That’s a big snake
>>152066556>>152066569Saw some people kicked out on the hill at adelaide oval against india for a beer snake. NOFUNALLOWED
Im drinking Coopers Australian Lagers
>>152066564The yellow stout is beauty in the winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uykgo8noWEM
>>152066584That’s Radelaide for ya
>>152066584The world is too sanitized nowadaysit sucks so fucking muchat least Based Australians know how to have fun
someone bake
>>152066592Back in the day you could shoot a dog in your backyard. If you did that now you'd have 50 cops and a helicopter at your door. Soft world.
>Africans Archer and Carse rip through convicts>engshitter native Shitkinson shitting the bedAs expected
Australia is a miserable country full of miserable people
>>152066599why would you ever need to do that?
>>152066586The lager sucksCoopers draught however, if you can get it, is great
>>152066604XD
>>152066564Their stout is excellent, all i drink in winter bar the bundy
>>152066605It’s called a hobby mate
Methinks this game could be the defining moment of cameron greens career
>>152066604More Indians will fix it they are a happy vibrant people.
>>152066605cheaper then going to a vet when your dog is on its last legs or has gone rabid
>>1520666051. If it's old and sick2. If it was disobedient3. If it was someone else's and entered your yard4. If you couldn't afford to feed it5. If it was barking at nothing6. If it was a mutt
>the two mentally ill failed second generation smellygrants were up all night watching Australian and English cricketershmmm
>>152066604
>>152066617>>152066617>>152066617
>>152066605save on the vet jews charging exorbitant fees to ded your animals. animals don't enjoy old age infirmity and putting them through it is cruel and weak.
Imagine if Jof, Wood and Chokes all crock themselves this test kek
>>152066624jeet thread.
>>152066612fucking kek
i WILL be dinner posting i do not car
>>152066614Unironically true. And my family is helping in this regard>see u at da gabba moite
>>152066637>dinnerIt's called tea, jeet. Dinner is in the middle of the day.
>>152066607Yeah it is great, but I quite like the lager too
>>152066087>GET'S>He get is the chloro outSpeak the King's English properly, you fucking pikey
it's over
>>152066644based my grandfather
>Batting with a guy named Head>YOU are the one who gets hit in the head
>>152066644So true i forget my apologies nice numbers
>>152066662your stream is a bit delayed mate.
are we getting an extra hour?
>>152066644Fuck off fuckhead
*manifests another beer*
Would be pretty funny if Head's first name was Richard (clever people will understand this joke)
>>152066644For me? Dinner is always the cooked meal, regardless of when it is. The uncooked one is lunch if it's at midday, or tea if it's in the evening
>>152066784Should be cooking three meals a day, skinny cunt.
fuck me
>>152066349>make blatant shitpost>get bannedplay stupid games win stupid prizes
