PERTH DAY ONEENGLAND 172.& AUSTRALIA 55/4.
of all the millions of indian immigrants to australia and england how come none of them are any good at cricket
>Australia past 50 Lost the story Englandbros unironically it’s getting easier for them to bat now
YFO
Im an alchoholic
reckon r/cricket was on the right side of history again
WHERES YOUR DIGITAL ID
>PLEASE PLEASE give me attention ashes sirs, I beg you!
*mentally disintegrates the cheating crying convict*
>>152066630Fuck off paki scum
Just remembered Perth is getting an NRL team and it WON'T be called the Quokkas lads
>>152066643We will have one soon mate
>>152066645noticing they were awake ALL NIGHT watching this.
>>152066617Fark i thought that was his cock hanging down
>>152066628We only pickup the talented Uber drivers and 711 cashiers, all the good cricketers stay in India
Imagine if we'd never colonised India
pretty pissed lads
>lovely stroke...>yes another beautiful stroke from the young man...>and.... shot. perfect shot there. very nicely done.
>>152066649India's tour was last summer.
>>152066655zombie bears
reckon a wicket here would give england a more favourable position
>>152066675based cricket commentator stating the obvious
>>152066663kek
>>152066667No you're not, you can still type. Keep going.
>>152066670sort your life out mate
>>152066664They'd still be coming here.
thinking we need to start dropping these olds cunts off the team they seem to do nothing but single digits these days
>>152066671Work on yer batting sandpaper fiddler
>>152066651You are the paki, britjeet my friend. It's funny that you use this word that refers to yourself.
>>152066667Don't drown in your spew please we need you here tomorrow xoxo
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>>152066696Sorry that I don't instantly recognise every Indian cricketer, sukhdeep. You all look the same.
Im more an Alison Mitchell man myself
If Usman is allowed to play all 5 tests I will shoot my dog in the backyard
>>152066708thats what he would want :')
>>152066708That wasn’t one of the reasons listed for shooting a dog in the previous thread mate
>barbados' brave jofra and zimbabwe's brave carse the only wicket takers>engshitters shitting the bedNeed more foreign imports for engshitters to ride off their coattails
evenly poised matchgood first day
>Bringing yourself on when the batsmen are tired and the light is fadingStokes continuing being a cheap wicket merchant
>>152066719Didn't you make that same comment in the other thread?
>>152066719why can't the commentators say things like this would bring the entertainment level to 9000
getting out to this medium slow plodder must feel fucking embarrasing
>>152066703creepy
just want to see six sixers off stokes
>>152066723Thick tounges make saying "thousand" difficult.
what time does play finish? 5:20 local would be 7 hours
putting the lovely Isa with the gronk Warner should be a criminal offence
IF Australia end the day only 4 downTHEN they will have won the story
>>152066703DEFINITELY not clicking on that
>yfw Australia come back and win the match
>>152066670>>152066690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf8ph37KLgY
>>152066732bout an hour
I have never wanted to wee more than I do right now. But I can't wee until I have finished this drink.
Kek engshitter's pace "attack" already cooked
*pisses in my pants*
>>152066742take it with you my toilet has a cup holder
>>152066697>falseflagging fuck off schizo. Post skin colour right now cunt
>dollars>copswhy do they serve the pooSA so hard
>narrative victory: england>the story: Australia>actual victory: even currently>moral victory: england>spirit of cricket award: Australia
How long before engshitters cry for a ball change?
>>152066740hmm okey that's longer than i expected thanks
*manifests a wicket*
steak and cheese pie for second dinner methinks
>>152066758dollars is Spanish
>>152066771based and hobbitpilled
>>152066758Dollars is Spanish, coppers is English.
>>152066763Is bazball still alive at this moment?
>>152066775Pretty sure Spain uses the euro
>>152066617work soon, should i be driving a forklift all day while stoned out of my mind after a night of no sleep? sorry about any broken shit you get.
Accidentally bought three bags of sweet potato fries instead of regular, not happy to say the least
>>152066783Can confirm, was just there
>>152066783Yeah I’ve been there and can confirm
>dollars is Spanishbased retards
>>152066787What the fuck is "fries"?
GONE GONEOFF WITH YOUR HEADDANCE TIL YOU'RE DEADHEADS WILL ROLL
England won the story
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
I like it
Sorry lads, just got work on the phone and I need to head in immediately to do some serious laptop thumbing.
gonna choke on my vomit in bed tonight
caught by arse
Would be pretty funny if Head's first name was Richard (intelligent people will understand this joke)
>Carey good for 30>Starc good for 30>Lyon good for 20Yeah, we are still in this
>>152066719
>>152066719I'm noticing
its fucking overgreen shouldve been at 3
>lead under 100MORAL VICTORY>MORAL VICTORYMORAL VICTORY>MORAL VICTORY
>>152066719kek you called it
What channel is The Chase on?
Anyone who owns a bloody smartphone should be locked up. If I see one more cunt staring at a little toy in his hand I will go psycho.
>>152066799Similar to chips
>Experimenting with Khawaja at 4 in the AshesCoaches should be fired.
AHAHA GET FUCKED YOU CONVICT BOGAN
SHOT TRAV
thinking about buying an aquasana water filter to filter my perfectly fine tap water, what do you think boys?
>>152066825Okay, I like Smiths chips. Never called them a "fries" thoughever.
Travis retard. Why the fuck are you jumping in the air?
>>152066823mumza was annoyed the criggy was on and they didn't put the chase on :(
So both teams just can't bat or what
Always cringe when the poms sing like children
>>152066839Who's her favourite chaser?
>all 5 wickets taken by bowlers born outside englel
>>152066828Uhmm sweetie South Australia was a free settler state x
why do we call them convicts? what are they convicted of?
The toilets are beyond a sign saying "no alcohol beyond this point" just finished and now having the best piss of my life
>>152066832I'll send you a pair of me used daks to filter your water through. Premium quality.
>>152066832If it's just you then buy a britta filter jug and use their limescale filters
>>152066719spot on archer would have 3 more at least.
>>152066834Sweet potato super fries they’re calling them
>>152066843Smiling assassin for mine
kek
>>152066843I think she likes them all except for the black guy cause he can't banter and is just rude to people, its just not cricket as they say
why is south australian tap water undrinkable?
>>152066855Just spuds in a bag or do they do something to them beforehand?
just woke upwish i didn'tstate of it
>>152066860Its not?
>>152066852>use their limescale filtersmy tap water's proper soft though. don't really need to remove lime. i just like the feel of running my tap water though an aquasana filter.
>crying convict cheat tshirts in the crowdKek
>>152066850you did well we're all proud of you
>>152066858based racist mumza
>>152066866shhh. Radelaide has enough people as is.>>152066860too poor to properly filter it. pls understand.
>>152066860Most of it's from the River Murray and it's treated with more chlorine than a swimming pool
>>152066869Thankyou
>>152066868If you done that with Jeffrey Archer England would call it racist.
>Carey smacking Carse in the spine with the ballBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
carseled
Based Carey trying to kill the English bowlers
Carse, the last Rhodesian.
How did Head get out, I missed it
>>152066848a better life
>>152066883is he from Zimbabwe?
>>152066876Mate, this board will call it racist if you even say nigger. It's fucked.
Who actually replaces Weatherald and Khawaja for the next test?Is there another opening batsman in the country who is worth a look in? Bring Konstas back?
Why do the English fast bowlers always fall over?Like seriously only see other nations fast bowlers fall over once or twice in their career, but with English ones they fall over every match
>>152066861They’re essentially just frozen sweet potato super fries in a bag
>>152066868It doesn't bother them any more because, have you seen Mastermind?
work just called (its 9am.)
>>152066889Bring Konstas back for WeatheraldCall up Peter Handscomb or whoever else for Khawaja
SAME OLD POZZIESALWAYS COLLAPSING
LMFAOOOOOO
We're in a bit of strife lads
>>152066893So they're pan fried sweet potatoes in a bag? Are they cut or peeled at all?
fuck
lmaohow are we so SHIT after a good bowling start
>>152066895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsR4Nx-ELgc
POOLAPSE
>>152066894>Be a bowler (tall)>Likely going to have huge back problems regardless>This happensPoor guy.
action packed first day here at perth
>>152066719this is truly a perplexing postreally has my mind going a mile a minute
>both first innings done in a dayTest cricket is dead
Carey has unironically been our best batsperson of the last two years, they should bat him higher in the order
>>152066898says here it was 8 minutes 33 seconds ago son.
>>152066909No good batspersxns. I blame the shield.
>englel collapse when they're all asleep>as they wake up they see australia collapsingno no no no no
>>152066917Good riddance Takes too long
"England" wickets2 x barbados2 x south africa2x new zealand
England's current bowling speed average is the third highest outright since records began. England's highest.
This is why Bazball worksIf you're gonna get fucked regardless, you might as well make it as fast & hard as possible so you get more out of it
>16 wickets have fallen in the first day so far
>>152066887Think his family are Rhodesian exiles in South Africa
you've got to put archer an carse back on now. it's only fair.
Why are there niggers and polyneisans in every ad? I just want to watch some criggy, not be reminded of the slow demise of my race.
To think Australia never lost an opening test while it was at the GABBA for decades. Why did Cricket Australia and the WA Government want to fuck this up for everyone?
>>152066719post quickly reaching legendary status
Fuck my stupid cricel life
>>152061083had no idea how right I was
>>152066930Because they have kids and white people dont
>>152066719it happened again
might drink 10 beers and beat the missus after this performance lads
well last night these two bouncers and one of ems alright the other ones a scary'n his way or no way totalitarian
Carey will get 50 here
>>152066935>white people wont exist within 200 yearsgonna be interesting to see how the world will look like after
>>152066930Advertisers depict the people they're advertising to, simple as. It's why you see women in nappy ads.
>>152066907Nah mate they’re not pan fried, they’re sweet potato super fries and they’re in a bag
>>152066935And in 20 years Australia will look like this because of it. The cities probably already look like this, actually.
>>152066925Literally what ive been saying and unironically think bazball is a good strategy. England would have won the ashes in england last time if not for rain.NO ONE can bat an actual test innings anymore so may as well have a slog and actually score before getting out.
>>152066932based
>>152066940gone shit now
>>152066947>they're not fried>they're friesWhat?
>>152066925Sure, except for the part where over half of starc's wickets were because they aggressively took him on when there was zero need to until they'd settled a little. Nothing about australia's spells today were particularly special, england basically batted themselves out most of the time and would still be in right now closing in on a match winning 300 if they'd just had a modicum of patience. Another ashes match where it's a race to see who can play the worst.
Missed the sixth wicket as had to go out and get milk
>>152066919you can round up/down to nearest hour :)!
>>152066932i work in sports broadcasting. most of the time in a game of any sport theres a camera right on a hot girl. those 110x lenses are wild
>Everyone predicting 5-0 during England's first innings
going to be pissed off if i don’t get to watch cricket on sunday
Wish I had a glass of milk right now to ease the pain....
Notice you didn’t reply to this >>152066756 you stinking wog cunt
>>152066953You said pan fried mate
not a bad effort for australia against the commonwealth XI
>>152066957
>>152066964How are they fried then? And are they cut or peeled first?
You might not be watching come Saturday afternoon
why can't australia just make a normal cricket pitch?i don't like test matches moving this fast
>>152066963>wogwhat do the italians have to do with cric?
business idea: cricketing visa for Australia
>>152066960it's a tradition mate
>>152066961gonna be a two day test at this rateGRIM
All the batspeople seem to be a bit shite
>>152066954We knew our batting lineup was shithouse. England simply threw away their wickets. If the bongs had played proper test cricket this would have been a massacre.
>7 wickets >double century STARCGOD
>>152066970A few years ago there was an incredibly slow and dull MCG pitch that copped a lot of criticism. Since then the pitch curators have all made an effort to make it more of a bowling friendly wicket.Expect the same in every test.
>>152066960Until Australia lost its 4th wicket I was still of that opinion.
If I don't get at least 2 sessions of cricket on sunday I will be VERY cross with usman
>>152066967kek forgot about that pretty sure was an a league game not cricket tho
>>152066979How do you knoe they all identify as people?
>>152066957yeah this was years ago but i had to do a thing with some security people once (the ones who sit in the camera rooms) and they just perved on women all day basically kek
>>152066970the pitch is fineEngland batsmen were overly aggressive against Starc and lost their wickets thanks to thatEngland have bowled very well against a shaky Australian lineup
i dont want to alarm anyonebut there is a black man out on the field
I'm facing a bit of a moral dilemmaI spent the entire ind vs sa test saying that their pitch was shit because batsmen were dropping like flies and now there's been 5 more wickets in this game compared to the first day of that test
>>152066968Mate they’re sweet potato super fries I don’t know what else to tell ya
THEY NEED TO MAKE THE FUCKING BATS WIDER
>>152066988nah can't be a league, too many people in that photo
>>152066997Think it's time the authorities were called.
>>152066997RUUUUUNNNN
>>152066999Its not the pitch, simply no one can bat.
>Australia have reached 100Story status has been won by Australia
imainge making 172 looks like 600and at homelmao
>>152066426
morning. great odi this
i can already feel england bottling this lead
>>152066997Mate that’s called a Brit
>>152067006Australia lost the story when Head got out. England won the narrative and the story.
>>152066999The Indian pitch that game was purely a result of the pitchthis game is a result purely because of absolute dog shit batting (and a good side of English bowling)
>>152067011kek true, based cat enjoyer
>>152067000I don't know what a super fries is. Honestly I would either bake the spuds or chip them. None of this nonsense you're up to.
>>152066971that's wops mate
>>152067008How long until he comes out as abo
>>152067001The bat is actually very short and very wide.
>>152067008what is this pheno
>>152067022kek
>>152067020then why the fuck is soccer called wogball lad
>>152067022IN YORKSHIRE?????
Australia's 9 and 11 are both black.
the body weight tech doesnt even work lol
>>152067021definitely won't be during this test, abo's aren't having a great time of it
>>152066971"Wog" is an Indian here. But I know in Australia its everyone between Dover and Western Aus.
>>152067022direly unfunny sketch
>>152067018Mate I don’t want to be rude but you’re out of your depth here
why
what a farce this stupid thing is
I'm just so unbelievably sad and lonely
>>152067025football has got nothing to do with wops, football is strictly bongish.
On the podcast with Vaughan, Cook, Bumble and Tufnell a few months back they were talking about pitches in Oz and how they aren’t as fast and bouncy as they used to be. They joked that the MCG changed after Cook scored his double century there and they deliberately did it lol
>>152067011watch the cricket turkbro
>>152067036HOWLING
>>152067036i said soccer, not football
>>152067036Soccer is for brown people
>>152067027
>>152067035You have us
>>152067032Don't reckon you've ever handled a spud in your life by the way you talk. Can't even tell me if you'd bake them or chip them. Bloody disgrace.
15 midstrenghts now only slightly trashed
>>152067034i've been waiting for someone to bring this travesty up, it's a fucking abomination. you can apparently sell any old shit to cricket authorities now.
>>152067042That's he said, soccer is for bongs
Hey lads, remember when Australia could bat?
>>152067027but enough about the run average of our opening batsmen this test
Probably the happiest, healthiest, wealthiest and overall content with my life and can only forsee things getting better every day (performance of the australian cricket team notwithstanding)
>>152067047Mate now you’re showing your true colours
>>152066997>black man out on the fieldmate that's where they're supposed to be
>>152067002
>>152067055
>>152067055you drunk lad? you're missing words out.
>>152067056might have a bat later tonight iykwim haha
>>152067034what's the point of this? what is the audience getting out of it? how does it improve their viewing experience?
>>152067049I would love to talk to someone who cares and have them explain why
>>152067048Reddit
>>152067062You still haven't explained what a super fries even is. Just that it has something to do with spuds.
why didn't they send out a nightwatchman
Why do aus flags start posting super ‘aussie’ with heaps of slang when the crickets on
>>1520670562006/7. What a time to be alive.
>>152067077fair shake of the sauce bottle mate
>>152067077filter out Indians such as yourself
you can't say batsman anymore so why can you say nightwatchman? it's nightwatcher
manlet diving for that kek
>>152067072it's clearly to convey the heckin important information about weight transfer.
>>152067076just because Archer's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything overnight.
>>152067077makes foreigners feel unwelcome, cricket's not for them
>>152067077strewth cobber what the bloody hell are you flapping ya gums about ya drongo
>>152067077Fair go ya drongo. Flamin’ galah.
>>152067077Haha yeah nah ya drongo
>>152067034>>152067049They'll have a new thing soon that shows how much the players weighed before the game compared to their current weight so you can see how much they're sweating or how big that shit they just took was
>>152067077Contrived exaggerated slang is the saddest form of patriotism ever conceived yet remains the only form Australians are capable of.
Carey saving us once again
>>152067094well we cant shoot dogs in our backyard anymore
>>152067077fuck off jeetwhen aussies group up it always ends up like that
why are there no wks who also bowl
has any aus slang ever gone global?
>>152067077aus/pol/ is full of champane socialists from the city
>>152067094Found the jeet
>shadows coming across the ground >shows archer running on the fieldholy KEK
>>152067100yes. dart to refer to a cigarette. this was discussed in the last thread
Ok tea is ready
who is winning
>>152067086Maxwell proves otherwisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQpTVVsNHQs
>>152067100Selfie
>>152067103kek
>>152067101we need to range ban anyone who posts on /pol/ tbhwyf
>>152067072and some nice dot-to-dot for a women to do.
fuck sake stokes save us
>>152067106Eat a salad with it, you fat fuck
England have lost the storyAgain
>>152067030I thought wog was the equivalent of nigger over in Bongland?
>>152067106yuck yuck yucky that looks soooo bad
reminder that i called this>>152066812
>>152067094mate i can smell you from here dog cunt drongo bloke
>>152067100Selfie was an Aussie slanfmg
>>152067096Just use a knife if you are worried about having the cops called on you
>>152067100WiFi to refer to internet
CAUGHT IN THE ARSE STOKESY FUCK OFF STARC
Collapse
>>152067116Ok
another cheapie for the brave english skipper
>Stokes can only take wickets in poor batting conditionslmao
WTF WAS THATYEAH JUST HAVE A SLOG GREAT IDEA
Starc you fucking retard
>selfiedon't think that's true>wifican believe that, sounds like typical dumbed down pozzieslop
>>152067100'sus'
fuck cricket desu stupid sport
Yikes
>>152067119yes it is. it's just short for gollywog like we used to have on robertsons marmalade. the other bong is obviously a child.
Moron starc
>>152067103https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763717568341579.webmCOME ON GAZZA SAVE US
Hope 20 wickets fall today kek
Imagine if the English side party too hard tonight and perform poorly tomorrow
>show his highest score>immediately gets outfucking nonsense
>>152067100truth nuke originated on au'/sp/
This is going to be the most brainless Ashes series in history.
umpires should be allowed to smoke darts
>>152067139that actually came from Among US but we were also using it before thendual discovery
How long left I want to watch something else
We need to ban everything but Test cricket because what the fuck is this lel
>>152067100toastie is aussie
>2 day test fucking gay
AUSSIE¿??!!MOAR LIEK POOOSIE AAAAMMMOIRITE YA?FELLAS???¿
Batsmen don't know how to play conservative cricket anymore, T20 has rotted their brains
>>152067155game will end tomorrow
>>1520671564 sausage rolls for £1.70???? That sounds like a good deal
>>152067156Pay $6for a sausage roll here
>lyon at ninegrim, grim areas. won't get within 50 of this score
>two bad teams.png
australians and their dogshit country are fucking worthless lmao
Is this the lowest batting IQ Ashes test ever?
business idea: SMACKY at 9
>20 wickets the first day>5 wickets fall on day 2 and 3
Might buy some frozen sausage rolls from Aldi tomorrow I reckon
>>152067166This is true
>>152067100Chunder and tinnies
>>152067156that's not a recent pic is it?
y'know I reckon the lads have lost this one.
>>152067170yes pleaset. got tickets for day 4
Pommier media acknowledging selfie as Australianhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/19/selfie-australian-slang-term-named-international-word-of-the-year
>>152067176chunder is such a good word
At what point do Aus concede and save their energy for the next game?
>>152067162subsidised pastry innit>>152067167Probably better than one of those weirdo early 1900's sticky wickets where they declare on 20 runs just to get the opposition out for 70 while everyone reverses the order>>152067174The fresh ones are nicer as long as you don't mind chicken not beef offcuts.
Ive never been to AldiPeople say its cheaper than the other supermarkets but ive got a Coles and woolies close to me so ill go to them first
>>152067174how are they? fourntwenty are more pastry than sausage
Teacher here, had wet weather today and made the kids watch from the first ball until home time. Many whinges, none answered.
>>152067151All games decided in 3 days, except Brisbane which will get rain extended into a draw
Cricket needs more psychotic angry bastards who belt blokes with their bats when they lose a wicket
>>152067175chin up mate. get out there and cause havoc an it'll all turn out right in the end.
>>152067166The Adelaide test was like this last year no?
>>152067138Only Australians are mad enough to shorten 'Self Portrait Photograph' to selfie.
Get the pink ball out because this shit is over day one
>>152067185Aldi has pretty cheap meat. Their produce is horrible, though
>GIVING THE PIE SLINGER STOKES THREE (3) WICKETS OHMYDAYZZ
>>152067187Were they pommy kids, are you in Perth?
pretty sure my uncle invented the selfiehe was doing it since I was a wee lad
>brax and rickly are back>home and away, featuring a guy in the fucken outback
>>152067185It’s honestly all crap quality, people only swear by it because they want to believe they’re getting an epic bargain and beating the system but they’re blinded by their own stupidity
>>152067186Never had the sausage rolls but the middle tier meat pies are pretty tasty and have a good meat to pastry ratio
>>152067189Full contact cricket would draw dimes
>>152067192I don't even remember who we played last year
>>152067199Nope mostly girls wanting to watch something else, probably Kpop Demon Hunters.
Stokes is a real manHes also a kiwi
>>152067174You’re better off buying puff pastry and sausages and making your own in the air fryer
The series is fucking alive boys, woke up thinking it was dead already
>>152067177>>152067162Literally yesterday They used to be 4 for £1 no joke
>>152067206Hindu Pakistan
>>1520671984 wickets actually
GONE GOTTEM CAREY IS GONE ITS SO OVER FOR POZZIES INNINGS
Lyon is culturally black
Carey you retard
LOL!
GONE FUCK OFFCAPTAIN COOK WHITE CUNT
FUCK SAKE LADS
really low cricketing standards in this series so far
I WAITED ALL YEAR FOR THIS AND THIS IS THE STANDARD OF CRICKET
reminder the history books will say stokes got 4 wickets in this test and there will be NO asterisk next to it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE GONNA HAE A LEAD LMAOOOOOO
grim
Stokes with high IQ haircut making high IQ plays
Woolworths more like Wokeworths
that was awful
Business idea: I stop watching cricket
>>152067209Should have lectured them on how this is an extremely important cultural event and it’s importance to Australia as a nation.
it's over
Carey the fairy
>MONGEY
HE'S GONEHE'S GOTTEMHE'S FUCKED OFF THE PITCH
why the FUCK would you EVER try that shot
>>152067201This him?
>>152067203I’ve seen a bloke buying a seafood sub and going on about how there’s like double the amount of seafood in it than what he paid for it. I didn’t burst his bubble
ENG GER LANDENG GER LANDENG GER LANDENG GER LANDENG GER LANDENG GER LAND
>let me play a ramp shot with the tail when we still trail by 60based modern batting
GONEFUCK OFFBAZZED
Most wickets on the first day of an Ashes test since 1909 Old Trafford (both sides bowled out)
any peewee bros in want to do a lil rain haka?
i hear he puts himself in late when the batsmen are tired and it's dark for cheap wickets, is this true?
Don't spoil it please, my stream is behind
>>152067213oughtibridge is a bit far to go for a saus roll. good value though.
HISLAND BOWLED LIKE SHIT CAUSE HE HAS BEEN PRACTISING HIS BATSMANNING HE WILL SAVE US
>>152067034Cricket constellations? Which one is this?
2day cricket is the future
England and Wales are back!!!!
abos can't bat
>we're going to let Stokes, the dusk merchant, get a 5faGrim
CAUGHT 5-FER FOR STOKES
Reminder the extra days in test cricket are just contingency in case of rain. Real men get it done in 1-2 days maximum.
>2 day testgame's gone
Good to see other countries have brainless dipshits batting for them too
GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI GALLIOPLI
Yep England will be back batting tonight kek
AND ANOTHER ONE FUCK OFF BLACK BROTHER KILLED BY THE COLONISER
Boland you Abo
holy fuck i might genuinely and unironically kill myselfthis is shameful
I'm not having a good time
i fucking knew boland was going to go within a ball or two, i didn't even bother to type it out because i knew it would happen so quickly
5*Puts himself in late for cheap wickets.
>>152067164>grim, grim areas. won't get within 50 of this scorenailed it
HOLY SHITTTTTTTWALK YOU CUNTWalk!!!!
AUOSTRALIA¿?MOAR LIEK CHOCKSTRALIA...YA¿?? AAAAMMMOIRITE FELLAS??LMOA
This is FUCKED
just woke up what did i miss
Stoke's AshesThe Urn Returns
>who's winning the test match between australia and england?>new zealandkek
No way wtf
spindly english fingers
COROR
CALL STUMPS ALREADY UMPIES FUARKKKKKKK
>third ump desperately trying to not give thisokay come on now it's clearly a fair catch move on already.
>>152067266Significantly more Brits died at Gallipoli than Aussies
CHEATING ABO WALK WALK CUNT
LMAOOOOoooOooOoOo 5FER CONFIRMED
>>152067283The lads have decided to have a one innings match
>>152067289Only 1 wicket to go will be over soon
STOKES IS THE BEST BOWLER IN THE WORLD
what's a good lead / 4th innings target?
FUCKING WALK
>motm will go to stokes now for getting all those cheap wickets rather than starc for actually putting in the work
TIMEIMEFORORWORKORK
>>152067292Wtf I love Turks now
>>152067298reckon we have enough la x
>>152067300He deserves it unironically for engineering this lead and aussie collapse
>20 wickets on first dayKill the groundspersons.
when’s footy season start
never >> me again, fatty
I have officially crossed the barrier from disappointment to seething, please excuse any further post I may make in the poor mindset
>not walking to try and run out the clockDIABOLICAL DARK ARTS
Will be watching England bat tomorrow but shant be watching Australia bat after thatWe have lost this match
>>152067300Yep let's give it to best loser
IM SORRY I EVER DOUBTED BAZBALL I LOVE YOU STOKES
Lyon will get 50. Screenshot this
Baz a quick 50 tomorrow morning then bring Australia back in to bat I reckon
>>152067300lets be honest here over half of those the poms gifted to him by being aggressive and edging the ball like morons.
This is some of the most braindead test batting I've ever seen
This wicket is AI slop
>>152067298who the fuck knows. this is a comedy game with two teams of no marks.
>>152067306>groundsmenthey would have done a better job out there than this lot
What's your personal batting record, /cric/? I scored 14 in under 15s back in the day.Absolute dogshit batsman, me.
Cheeky 50 from Lyon incoming
TikTok has ruined Cricket.
Aboriginal contribution today:>4 balls faced, 2 wickets lost, 0 runs scored>10 overs bowled, 0 wickets taken, 62 runs conceded>0 catches
>>152067312those are indigenous Australian arts, sweaty
>seething jeet banning for racismKek get fucked idiot I like chinks better then you
>>152067310Ive crossed even further i hope we get rolled 5-0 this series so the old cunts in the team can get fucked off for good
Bazball is so back bros
>>152067309>>152067309>>152067309>>152067309>>152067309k
ngl thats an epic comeback bongsI talked mad shit when england got out, I am ready for your insults
Reminder Boland went 0-62 (10)
>>152067300>Give a bowler motm for letting the other team score more runs
Groundskeepers are brainrotted zoomers
>Cummins not in the team>we capitulate to the caliphate of England
>>152067323Same was a bowler. But I could defend quite staunchly so could last a good few overs.
>>152067323Shall be recommending you to open next test
ADHD zoomies complaining about 'roads' when there hasn't been a wicket for 1 hour ruined test cricket
>>1520673230 (0)Ive played 1 game of grade cricket as a fill in, i didnt face a ball because the guy at the other end got out before I faced a ball
Lads is it good for business if a sport that's supposed to be played across 5 days only lasts 2?
>>152067336what happened to him :(
Boland should never play a test outside of the MCG again
>17 wickets first day last year>19 wickets todayThe groundsmen should be executed
remember the day 4 marn prophecySOON
Lyon will save us
reckon CHOCKSTRALIA is the word of the day...ya¿ fellas??
Wew what a strange day Gg bros
>>152067347Yes would improve it
>calling stumps at 9 downG A Y
>Jofra gets expertly swatted away by our man>stumps calledCowardly
Day 3 ticket holders sweating
>>152067350Another victim to the unstoppable force that is bazball
>19 (nineteen) wickets fell on the first dayWhat the fuck has happened to modern batsmen?
>no hazlewood>no cummins>usman doing some retarded shit to the order and probably also injured as well hardly a surprising result
>>152067323made 380 once but it was against a pretty shit side
>>152067358Agreed. Let the bowlers face two more overs and just get out
Cazzie here, why's it called a five-day cricketing format if half the wickets are gone in 1/5th of the time?
>>152067356gg indeed
>>152067323I got a 50 once in school cricket.
The lead is only about 50, if the aussies don't play like retards tomorrow this match might have a twist or two left in it yet.Not looking good for them tho aye. I wonder how many retirements will happen if they lose this ashes.
>>152067366>>152067366>>152067366
>>152057654>>152057654>>152057654NEW
>>152067362t20 and they're also generally midwits that can't adapt.
At the end of the day England got bowled out and we didn't
Wish there was a wbbl.game I could watch now
>>152067362wokeness
>>152067362Sheffield shield is 4 days now, so our best domestic batsmen are incentivised to play quickly. That and t20
>>152067336hazlewood wouldve taken 6-4
>>152067368>made 380 onceno you didn't
>>152066719Stokes not beating the allegations.
Is Fox Sports News all pre recorded?
Who's the postcricket prozzie for tonight fellas?
