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>>152067360
I have some for day 4 because I couldn't get any for day 3. Going to have to start making other plans

*be's smug*

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kneeling to the lads that were up all night watching rn (right now) ngl (not gonna lie) to you (ty)

>>152067248
>Most wickets on the first day of an Ashes test since 1909 Old Trafford (both sides bowled out)
that's because of all the T20 they were playing back then
it ruined their test brains

>most obvious saffa accent ever
>"england"
ermmm
at least the saffas on our team sound australian

>>152067387
australia coined ngl

>19 (nineteen) wickets on day one
execute the groundsmen right now (and the t20 format)

>>152067387
This, don't Australians ever sleep?

>>152067387
tabla x

Stokes CONFIRMED a cheap wicket merchant.

Just turned on

Did I miss much

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>>152067366
>Let Stokes get maybe the worst 5fa in test history
I'm fucking ill

stokes looked like a giga chad heeming >us

>all that early shitposting by the aussies
Well well well

Lyon will open tomorrow up with a cheeky 50 then will get 4 wickets

>>152067398
I was up at 3:30am this morning
prob go to bed around 2am tonight

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Now I can sleep

business idea: be better at batting

T20s have ruined cricket

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toil looms

Khawaja confirmed back injury

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More of a footy nation

Can't help but feel making more use of the 5 days on offer to chock up more runs would be more conducive to winning

gonna go have a wank, cya lads tomorrow

>>152067422
That's rugby not footy.

>smacky pumps out 200 with full.body cramps
>paki has a sleep for half an hour and sends marnus out

>>152067422
Wrong webm mate that's peegue.

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it's a /cric/ world, /esspee/ is just fortunate to be living in it

>>152067430
Why did he use his foot then

>>152067421
Yh back blown out after getting FUCKED

England are shit because they are stupid, Aussies are just shit

/cric/ pre-day 2 disco starts in 8 bongs
get some rest ausbros

>>152067436
>loses to South Africa

lads we all knew the aus batting was shit because it's full of oldies but we thought there'd be SOME bench strength with the bowling if cummins wasn't there. instead it was just old man starc
we might hold the ashes for over a decade with the current '''''talents''''''' shield are throwing out

>>152067433
I made 5 of these :)

The bong bowling selections and rotations were elite
well done bong dogs

did this neek really get an addin to show him when bump limits get hit? lmaoooooo

HOHO HAHA HEEHEE HAHA

>>152067442
Like you didn't in the WTC final kek

/cric/ RUNS /sp/

>>152067445
Nah they’ll select them again and Stokes, Archer and Wood will die.

Hurt a few of the Aussies though

>>152067422
wtf is that first tackle? just falls off him. he'd have been put in the stands in real rugby

>>152067443
The Australia team is full of oldies because there's no one to replace them. Head was the last one to do well in shield cricket and make it in the test team.
Everyone else since has failed. And there's no one on the horizon either.

>>152067436
No one cares jeet.

>>152067449
>WTC
Not a real thing

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FLOOPISAMADMAN HELPUS SAVEUS

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>channel 7 goes to wbbl
>first ball they show is a midfield that goes for 4

>>152067443
they should have picked the greek zoomer chad
he's not that good but he has the bazball spirit

>>152067421
Old man needs to retire

So Crawley confirmed shit, there was a theory he would do well this series as he’s “good” against pace and has a good record against and in Australia. But after a duck, surely that is it.

>>152067468
Should’ve put Renshaw in

too much cricket talk in the last few /cric/s for my liking

>>152067474cont
Just a shame there’s no other openers to pick instead

>>152067466
>midfield
what cunt?

>>152067480
>>152067439
>t. Zachariah “no friends” Bowen

>>152067444
Thank you for your service

didn't even realise they weren't all out kek
>Boland at 10
can't imagine how bad the next batsMAN is

Any plans for today, englishmen?

>>152067483
Was going to ask kek, who would replace him
They would probably come up with some absurd meme choice e.g. Brook

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i fell asleep after about 5 england wickets

i woke up and the odds for us to win the series have got alot better wtf is going on here

>>152067430
Retard thinks League is Rugby

>>152067505
toil then beer

>>152067507
They’d probably pick Bethell lol

Ben McKinney is doing ok for the Lions this tour.

>>152067450
Kiwis run /cric/ (and England cricket)

waiting up till the Grade Cricketers release their day review

so unironically this is all koalas fault right the collapse started when he didn't go out and open like the cunts got 1 job was he praying or something

How is Boo-urns looking these days
t. never watch county cric

prefer a bowlers day to a batters day ngl

>>152067453
Don't disrespect Matt "flat earth" Burton

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>>152067530

Craving a custard tart

>>152067521
sad but trve. not for the better either.

why not a chocolate tart?

The weirdest thing about Jeet immigration is seeing all the coconut bouncers who are twice my size being replaced by Jeet bouncers that are half my size.

Missed the full day's play, what was the funniest wicket?

>>152067505
Should probably go to work. I was meant to be in 78 minutes ago.

>>152067559
Probably lab oo shag knee

>>152067529
Quite good actually, Surrey were unlucky this year and got beaten by Notts, but he has a good partnership with Sibley.

Sibley should have been considered during the summer for a re-call.

it'd be lab oo skagh a knee
australian iq can't even get it right in print

>still this myth that the 70s Windies side didn't play with a spinner
Someone tell McChuck about Lance Gibbs, the second player to take 300 Test wickets.

what are we gonna do for the 3 nights after tonight. now me sleep pattern's all fucked up.

did root finally get his 100

>>152067587
Consider fixing your time zone

pozzies gone awfully quiet

We need flags to let us know which state people are posting from

>>152067433
makes me want to watch cricked (dont even know the rules think i played it one or twice in school 20+ years ago)

>>152067597
we're where time comes from mate. it's always the right time here.

>>152067609
I can always spot Queensland posts as they have poor grammar and low brow humour.

i would be abit scared about flying to australia

feels wrong like the plane might just fall out of the air

>>152067618
could do that on the way to benidorm mate. if o'leary is cutting corners on customer service imagine what he's doing on maintenance?

https://youtu.be/L_xtimQFMFM?si=LaagSE2uLkWjSEWz

>>152067618
they do a half barrel roll at the equator

>>152067436
thanks for that, /u/curlyhairedyani

is wallaby good eating. apparently we're gonna start culling them?

>>152067614
say that to my face cunt but you wouldn't because you're a poo cum welshbitch WHO WON ORIGIN? WHO WON THE NRL? QUEENSLANDERS ARE SUPERIOR AND YOU KNOW IT

>>152067653
Fairly sure you don't need a license to hunt them, at least in NZ

>>152067654
for me it's south australia.

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LADS,

It's convictstralia

>>152067662
no here you stupid tard, apparently we're being overrun.

>>152067422
>poosters

>>152067664
Some call Adelaide, "the city of churches"

>>152067664
I'm not surprised, all the nonces settled there

Found out yesterday you need a license to sell marmite in Denmark

>>152067422
Such a weird sport, putting the ball on the ground just never looks cool.

i have a job so i cant really watch much of the ashes but the day night test will be epic

thats my ashes

>>152067681
I'm not surprised, the stuff is disgusting unlike vegemite which is extremely healthy

>>152067676
i like adelaide it's comfy. it's a bit sons and daughters though.

>>152067683
Yeah I'm not surprised

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>India, that is Bharat, removes their muzzies
>win the T20 WC
>Saffers remove their mizzie and adds a Hindu /strongmind/
>win the WTC
>engshitters remove their muzzie
>start dabbing on convicts for the first time in 15 years
>convicts keep their terrorist muzzie
>about to get ZUTTED by engshitters
Really gets the suicide vest ticking

>>152067683
I think this is the only test starting at 0220 which is a bit too much for me as evidenced last night. 0400 is easier just go to bed early and set the alarm

>>152067695
she cute

Don't understand why vegemite is considered this weird and wacky aussie icon when brits have marmite which is the exact same thing

>>152067682
It’s like saying FUCK YOU to the opposition, that’s what’s good about it

>>152067695
if you were an average woman how much would you want to be paid to get taken to the cricket for half a day

>poojeets piss and shit and scam call themselves into 50ft BGT temples and exclusive extended DVD specials for beating these utter shitters
state lmao

>>152067653
Kangaroo is very lean and a bit gamey but decent to eat, I imagine wallaby would be tastier as they aren’t as powerful an animal

>>152067703
It’s not exactly the same. Both are yeast extracts. The Swiss also have it

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>>152067366

Don't understand why afl/nrl is considered this weird and wacky aussie icon when brits have rugby which is the exact same thing

>>152067703
It's not the same at all but with you not being a Queenslander I'm not surprised that you don't know that

>>152067710
I’ve had too and yes it’s something like venison and beef. Never had wallaby but I agree I’d imagine it’s better because they’re fatter and lazier

>>152067718
*roo

>>152067712
why do english people do this

rugby league is vegemite
rugby union is marmite

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>>152067710
Really liked the kangaroo burgers i've eaten, as for reasons of respecting gau mata, the animal who's domestication by my /strongmind/ Hindu ancestors gave birth to modern civilisation, i don't eat

>>152067718
Wish we could eat them here but you can’t
Also want to try emu but it’s rare not widely available like roo

>>152067712
Imagine the smell

Australian fans getting outnumbered at their own stadium isn't even limited to games against India now

>>152067736
>you can’t
Not legally

>>152067736
Used to see emu in those discount independent supermarkets in the 90s. Spoke to a kumul about cassowary and he said it’s tough meat unless you get a young one so imagine emu is similar and I’ve heard it’s greasy (which could be good)

australians didn't reproduce so their average age is like 60
it's mostly chinese and indians now. basically a bigger singapore

>>152067673
>we're being overrun
don;t think so, there's a big population on the Isle of Mann but apart from that there's apparently a few up near Loch Lomond way and a few in the Peak District. One got spotted on the Norfolk/Suffolk border and that's it.

But to answer your question on "good eating" I think the general consensus is "ok", and you have to stew them.

night fellas
good day of crigget