Thanksgiving Edition>>152148140
go oilers
>>152152144>>152152148GOOD MORNING DEADMONTON
Yeah McDavid is missing playoffs this year
I get that they are bad. But what is their fucking problem? How do you not see how to fix these things?
>>152152130You just know Mikko is in the locker room laughing his ass off
if both the oilers and the knights miss playoffs this year I will literally shid and pidd myself
>>152152119How do we save our Canadian franchises
>>152152144That's mean. Also they haven't lost yet.
>>152152172Just be stupid weebs more lol that will save canada. You should stop watching hockey.
>>152152151Good morning Suomi anon
>>152152180I pray for you to find peace in your heart bro
>>152152177the "oilbros" deserve all the hate they can get. i do feel bad for all the kids in the arena though, especially on fight cancer night.
>>152152163Evander kane would've taken his soul had this been the 23-24 and 24-25 season
>>152152188I don’t get it
>>152152188Nah.
>>152152185I find it every year. Do you?
>>152152188Im from here and I hope they seperate from Canada and become serfs
Kris Knoblauch 3rd period masterclass incoming
don't call it a grave mcmeme, it's the future you chose
anyone have that webm of the mcdavid sign at the kitties-oilers game the other day?
>>152152172You can't. If you sold the teams to non-retarded owners they'd be relocated to like Omaha and Fargo and Albuquerque and Portland and San Diego and Orlando
Looks like ya Lubers need a goalie. Grab a slug! Everyone plays better after leaving the slugs!
>IT WAS 6-1
Flames have a good owner
>>152152218SIX SEVEEEN
The Oilers should sign David Ayres
>>152152172It would seem like some basic rules to equalize the real value of contracts between tax jurisdictions would be one requirement, but that doesn't appear to be Gary's interest.
>>152152228gary told biznasty that wasnt a real thing sweetie
>>152152205Fucking hell Dallas, where the fuck was THIS shit in the WCF?!
>>152152228It's not the blots and kitties fault that the other teams are located in markets that vote for worse politicians.
>>152152238they were playing against a better team
>>152152214How is he a captain?
>>152152243He's just like me
>>152152245More like Deboer was a fucking hack
>>152152214Grown men shouldnt cry
BOUCH BOMB FROM THE POINT AND HE'S A -1 ON THE NIGHT
>>152152255you can't just go around calling everyone the h slur dude -__-
Blackwood and makar for mcdavid and a handjob from lauren kyle who says no?
>>152152144KWAB
>>152152260Not true,
>>152152233Mandy Rice-Davies applies etc.>>152152239I was talking more about how much the dollar value of contracts is actually worth. If a league is interested in actual balance and not rigging, you control for differences in taxation and exchange so certain teams don't have a built in pay advantage. But that is not this timeline, and Canada must either make peace with that or send in the ninjas.
Why do Canadians think it's still okay to post here after they are so bad at hockey?
>>152152279Cry baby haha
>>152152281Bloo bloo a bloo bloo.Go make your own league if you don't like it.
>>152152260I cry sometimes
>>152152294Maybe you should learn to read, faggot.
stars didn't score on that PP, I don't think they're going to make ploffs
Man this fucking sucks
11 minutes to score 3 goals. Can the Stars do it?
>>152152313McDavid always scores PPs.
the oilers are cooked. you love to see it
ritz carlton
>>152152260It’s okay to cry in private with no women
Uh oh >stors uh oh
Stop giving us false hope you TWATS
>it was 4-0
These ref niggers really don't call penulties huh
now that the dust has settled why did the soilers peak once they trade bulji away?
If the stars blow this game, relocate them to Mexico City
alexaplay pink panther club
the refs are to blame for this 7-3 score
>>152152344Dropped by my biggest haters funeral just to take sure that mf is dead. Rip bozo
Gary wants another Dallas cuparoo
>>152152405it's garys fault my team is shit and run by retards
>>152152409copey died?
>>152152413>>152152418Can you guys leave the adults to chat here?
>>152152425
that was almost sick
[crying]
Huomenta but the opposite
>>152152449He brought this upon himself.
KWAB
These niggas suck lmao
>8ilers
Go on..pull the goalie
oilers are giving that's for sure
Oilers need to be regulated to the whl.
lmao the stars radio guy just called the oilers slop
>>152152522LMAO
>they did this with no Rantanen
knoblauch should pull the goalie
>>152152542oilers did this with no rantanen too
BOOOOOOOO
well this was a game, Tuesday night slop. Good job Gary very entertaining.
>>152152542No rantanen, Duchene, Harley, Lundkvist, Lybushkin, Erne. I’m forgetting someone else but yeah. Oilers suck.
Oilers are without Nugent hopkins
should the oilels relocate to yukon?
>didn't even TRY and score
houston oilers does have a ring to it
>>152152567No. Teams should always be moved south
>>152152586dakota dumpsters it is then
games should continue until the penalty ends, the oilers could have come back
>>152152604retard
>>152152631we don't sign a posts here lad
>>152152288Well you are using my OC for one. So thats a reason.
Well that was fun it’s now abundantly clear why Nill hired Gully
>>152152560Chat is this true
>>152152670'fraid so
Um why didn't mcdavid score he's in the top 10 for points?
I'm 5'7 235lbs heavily melanated 26 year old gujarat male with royal blood and live about an 11 minute walk from rogers place what are my chances of making the team?
Now McDavid can get back into his power zone now that the hockey game is done.
Gary really cleared the schedule and dedicated the entire day to this massacre as well.
If the Oilers are still a bottom feeder at the deadline they should really consider trading McDavid. At 12 million for two more seasons after this year he would fetch quite a haul
>>152152706based gare-bear
>>152152693Go home to your mudhole
Someone post a thread using the "so it happened AGAIN." pasta about the oil for free (You)sI can't do it myself I'm just the ideas guy but you can thank me later
>>152152731Could trade him for a goalie
The good guys won
You know what though it was a pretty close game until the puck dropped
>>152152812was it though?
>>152152731who would trade for him?
>>152152847Gary will send him to the Florida Panthers for a second round pick just like he did with Marchand.
what tom petty song best describes stuart skinner?
>>152152885Maybe End of the Line or Don’t Come Around Here No More or Refugee or Handle With Care
holy shiti should've driven to fort qu'appelle tonight to watch junior b
>>152152964Wtf happened here?
>>152152985saskatchewan goaltending
What path forward is there for the oilers now? Now picks or prospects and some of the worst tendies in the league.
>>152153017First overall picks clearly aren't working for them.
>>152153017it's funny cause they've done this whole sucking bigly early in the season then turn it around so a lot of the fan base seemed pretty complacent but this time the suck just keeps lingering
I get that blowouts happen. But what really sucked about this one is how little fight we showed. It’s like we just realized we’re terrible and rolled over so we could hurry up and go home.There are a lot of problems with this team—bad goaltending, abhorrent backchecking, a bottom 6 that should all be sent to the KH, a coach who has clearly run out of ideas—but the biggest problem to me is that we are such soft, gutless, heartless, dispassionate bitches.
>>152153017imagine if the sabres actually won the lottery that year instead lmao
I’d rather burn out in glory than let my dignity go down the shitter and lower my standards every fucking timethey aren't worth my time at all, and I don’t give a fuck what they do next year. they can go choke on an extension cordCall me an anti ive fucking had it. I’ve stopped giving a fuckDone with oilers
Hughes and McDavid getting traded this season kek
>>152153078He looks unhinged
he's not gonna be sleeping tonight
I'm new to hockey. Is this good?
>>152153136Nyot really
>>15215313650% chance to save a goal. Makes sense, You either stop the puck or you don't.
I wonder if mcdavid ever looks at his best friend Sam bennett in Florida. He forced his way off a shitty alberta team went to sunny Florida won two cups and a conn smyth. Meanwhile mcdavid can’t even wipe his ass without getting poop smeared on his hand.
>>152153078On a serious note he’s living a nightmare. He was only ever meant to be a backup. He got forced into being a starter with the Campbell situation and now that he’s fallen back to earth everyone is calling for his head and it’s ruined what could’ve been a nice steady career as a backup. Hes like the Lady Jane Grey of the nhl
>>152153222mcdavid gets to fuck lauren kyle though
Welp, another thorough ass whopping delivered to Deadmongolia.
rags and oilers should do a 10 player blockbuster trade
>>152153309do they have ten players between them without nmcs
>>152153309the city of edmonton needs a batman type of handsome like matt rempe to keep the virgin catholic tomboys from lusting over innocent men
>>152153224That the hoe after Mary and before Elizabeth?
Binnington is the answer
bud won
bud did not 1
>>152152860SUFFAH EDMONTON
Mitch won
>>152153266Holy fuck that manjaw that looks like a straight up tranny.
ayo this nigga just standin there bruh
Imagine how awkward the pwhl locker room is when the wives start making out
>>152152172You know if any Canadian team wins the draft lottery I don't think McKenna will be able to save them.
>>152153490can't be any more awkward than the sharks locker room
>>152153487I forgot he used to play for Stars and Red Wings and won two cups
Cranking hog on cranksgiving
>>152153490Imagine how awkward the pwhl locker room would be if the wives starts beating each other after losing a game
LMAO McDavid chose this. He could have been having sun and winning games playing for a sunbelt team
think life happenings are going to force me to stop drinking. won't have extra money for it.
>>152153643I don't think anybody expected soilers to become this bad after a season break. Coaching staff are going to get fired at this rate whatever they changed from the playoffs is disastrous.
>>152152693I'm never ran into a overweight pajeet midget, I always thought every jeets were malnourished for some reason.
>>152153775i see lots of fat jeets. they look mexican. lots of the pajeetas are fat
>>152153792My brother married an Indian woman they have two kids and I’m a neet virgin :(
Oilers are going to grab Georgiev and he's going to go back to being elite
>>152153843My condolences to your brother.
Get ready to learn Russian buddy
This nigga's done
>>152153446
not clicking that
https://youtu.be/uVHPKC61Isg?si=CBhwOwqEvNcFp5x0
>>152153323You know, some deals are just aging beautifully.
>>152153947he should sign with the sharkies so he can play with macky
>>152153947>>152153991His drooping left eyelid is concerning. Some time during the past three or four seasons he's been suffering brain damage.
>>152152151Morning
>>152153947You just know his girlfriend has multiple boyfriends in between cause no woman would want to wake up to that mug
>>152153853they'll sell the farm to the blues to get binner
>>152152151
Just took a huge steaming Edmonton
>>152153853too slow
oileres should nab devin cooley but it would take a king's ransom given how desperate they are
>>152154084Oh but the oilers can make many promises worth more than gold since this is looking like gary's last season and leafland will be in favors again
>>152154098>looking like gary's last seasoninteresting, any recent indicators as to that being real? other than him being a shaky man in his 70s
>>152153365>>152154034binnington let in 6 goals against team austria
>>152154134Binner has a crush on mcgayvid remember how he would turn into a brick wall whenever he was on the ice at 4nations he can't replicate the sensation elsewhere
I could suck off everyone itt and yous wouldn't even know what hit yas
>>152154182bedard, what are you doing in australia right now, you play tomorrow
big otter :)
>>152154219I like how the dude has a higher BMI than the sea critter. God Bless America.
>>152154219wow, he is big!
>>152154243For you!
i wonder if the duckies exciting season got them some new white fans
>>152154252The Quacks finished 25th last season and are now 4th. Now that is what I call a cray-cray change in numbers.
>>152153222>I wonder if mcdavid ever looks at his best friend Sam bennett in Florida. He forced his way off a shitty alberta team went to sunny Florida won two cups and a conn smyth. Meanwhile mcdavid can’t even wipe his ass without getting poop smeared on his hand.
>six years? EIGHT! eight years!>a-and a nmc? you're sure?>fine, j-just take it easy, gary, put the gun down
>>152154372>AND the foreskin >hand it over
the darkest hours of the knight
Bottom 10 teamsI see 5 of the 7 Canadian franchises here. Guess the players know the ruse is up and theres no point in trying if they're not allowed to win when it matters most. These players have lived their entire lives with no Canadian team winning a cup, you can bet your ass they know this and nothing is gonna change while they're on the team, whats the point in trying then?
damnit i didnt meant to say night
big pot of ham and lentil soup
>>152154402>Oilers have the worst defense in the league >Hellebuyck out long term>Laffs>canucks doing the thing again>FlamesNo let's act like it's Gary bettmans doing
i hope the oilers claim jussi parssinan off waivers tomorrow
>>152154384>... and your other foreskin...
>>152154424bettman could make all those problems go away if he wanted
>>152154473By getting rid of a salary cap?
>>152154507by relocating them all to the sunbelt
Every team should get a participation cup desu.
>>152154469jokes on you i have a fiveskin
>>152154363cope mcdavid won a smythe too
>>152154596except he didn't accept it in person so gary summoned a golem to sabotage the oilers until mcdavid leaves the team
He appears to be suffering from an opiate addiction.
>>152154734
>>152154734>gary drives the face of the league into a crippling drug habitcmtsu
>>152154814nah I think all the abuse at the hands of the canucks is what drove him into the drug habit
>>152154820Now that the dust has settled, who was the better Mc? McMeme or MacKinnon?
>>152154878you tell me
>>152154902his wife better be ready for a few more bruises
So>no Rantanen>no Duchene>no Erne>no Harley>no Lyubushkin>no Lundkvist>8-3That's Gulutzan hockey baby.
Yes. But:>soilers
>>152154923
>>152154887>a thousand fewer shots on goal for thirteen fewer goalsthat's sort of wild
>>152154952mack dog really took gretzky's advice regarding shooting to heart (though it has not yet earned him a hart)
>>152154923hang the bannerthe dallas stars won a regular season game!
dillyfags treating a game against the worst goaler in chel before Thanksgiving like a ploff sweep kwab
no milly dilly
Pacific teams fans seething.
>>152155016
>>152155016tell me more about how it feels to watch a team win one of 82 games
Never get an autistic dominatrix
locker room frotting is for the boys
>>152155052
sippin cofedroppin Roy
Ok pacific homos the east coast is awake now
>>152155074
>>152155074Retard hours has begun
>>152155082have*
>>152155087it's a self fulfilling prophecy desu
>>152155087nice crosgod dubs
>>152154219Thats a sea lion not an otter
>>152152214
>>152155098bloody benchod, sir you are a FUCKING
>>152155098>more attention paid to a specific player than anything elsethe sunbelt was a mistakethis isnt apehoop
>>152155098you just know this faggot was posting on /hoc/ at this moment. probably flamesposting
>>152153487his mouth was agape in the one I saw
>>152153584>I forgot he used to play for Stars and Red Wings
>>152155122>his mouth was agapejust like trb
Brett Hull has his own game on SNES
>>152155142strictly inferior to nhl '95
>>152155152I rented it once the streets will never forget going to the video store
>>152154402Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152155142his real claim to fame
>>152155177kino
>>152154996
This is true, but mostly if you're a Calgary Flames fan.https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/defiant-flames-president-don-maloney-not-giving-up-on-season/>The draft is such an inexact thing. If you could be guaranteed that you could get a superstar or franchise-level player every year I'm sure ownership of any team would say, ‘okay, yeah, we'll suffer for two or three years.’ But we just don't think that's the way for us.>We prefer a Dallas model, where they got Miro Heiskanen at three, but also got good players in the 20s, in the 30s.Just luck out and do a once in a lifetime draft where you get a #1 defenseman, a #1 goalie and a 1st line forward in the same draft, and you'll be okay!
>>152155188>brings up the scf to copewhere were the stars in that series???lmao
>>152155188the canadian being laughed at in this picture won the stanley cup you fucking low iq retard americunt
>>152153584i remember him best as a Blues when he scored goals and won no cups
Good morning /hoc/>soilers
Brett Hull has a jannetty brother named Bart Hull that played in the CFL
good morning SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRS
>>152155219haha yeah>dedmonton
>>152155196>soilers
>>152155245>stors
>>152155199What are you retardedly babbling, retard?
>>152155249>have won a Cup since 1993
Laffs-West have just fucked themselves completely, just like Laffs-East.
>>152155256What about this milly?
i've been to three stanley cup parades for my team and if you've been to fewer then i don't care to hear any lip
>>152155274>my
>>152155268What about 1993?
>>152155275you're also welcome to have attended my team's parades but they don't count for you
i like hockeydo you like hockey
Oilers wont even make the playoffs
>>152155280>my
>>152155277>dodging the questionCould it be... No milly?
>>152155288for Dilly
>>1521552881993
some americans are so FUCKING STUPID that they think a tournament where the teams are made up of many nationalities is a strictly Canada vs USA tournament and that is how you know that that particular usa low iq retard, is, infact, a low iq usa retard.
>>152155301Cope, seethe and dilate. 1 9 9 3
>muh tournament where the team who won was mostly made up of canadians is a heckin' win for americaJust face it retarded USA cunts, you are a retarded USA cunt. Just go ahead and rope.
>>152155306Samir's having a bad morning.
>>152155306>muh "american team" was mostly comprised of Canadians, and the MVP was a Canadian, so american win!!!! heckin american win!!!!fucking retard american. why are you so fucking stupid??
>>152155313raped bitch
>>152155313sir you are a FUCKING
>>152155313Yeah we're in for a looooong Samir melty kwab
>>152155306you are genuinely so low iq that you should be culled. the players who win the cup, most of the time, are from canada. kill yourself please.
>be retarded american>look at roster>see that most of the players and the best players are Canadian>team wins>OMG AMERICA USA USA USA USAgenuinely. you should be fed to pigs you are so stupid and worthless.Now keep on not answering directly and continue being retarded and just saying stupid shit like "oh he's mad" etc.also you are probably a russian and if so, can't wait to watch you get fpv droned
see this is the sort of lip i don't care to hear
samirs winning streak passed goldberg
>>152155334Cope, seethe, and most definitely... dilate.1 9 9 3993
>>15215535718+ website bucko
I'd like to interject with this retarded shit-flinging with this:I would like to see all NHL zoomers dance like this person. In the flesh.Anyways, now that I have said this, please, continue flinging shit.
/hoc/ is full of campbells soup poverty posters
>>152155349samir the egod taking down trb from the top rope
>Samir, you are my greatest supporter I have something for you. The usual.
>>152155373sir you are a FUCKING
So, Samir, I missed the game. How'd it go?
152155373unbelievably shit gimmick
To summarize:-Americans have less points than Canadians in the NHL-Canadians have more points than them, and also in the playoffs-Canadian people contribute far more than American "people" in the SCP-There are retarded Amerifats who think that since their team's arena is in Flordia or whatever, that it magically transforms every player into an americunt. -Americans are fucking retarded and should be glassed, well, at least the stupid ones. Plenty of Amerifrens here>>152155389sorry sir I am not sure which game you are talking about, but just go look at all olympic results and see how fucking shit your country is by-and-large
>>152155398read every word
>Samir my greatest ally you know which game what happened with our soilers?
>Samir so mindbroken he finally accepted his moniker to the point of namefagging with itGrim.
>>152155425worked by the goat
Morning /hoc/! We gotta re-sign Jason Robertson he’s 3rd for goals in the league right now
>>152155425AND the schizo uses an american flag vpn.
>>152155433that would be distracting to shoot on desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdV26mc4eso
>>152155425>omar in fits over samir winning love to see it
>>152155476I hope Geronimo comes back soon
>>152155459kek true what hole do you shoot for??? there are so many
>>152155459this is why the u.s. lost the 4nations
/hoc/ is for frens, no matter the angry feelings
Canada will fumble so hard if they leave him off the Olympic roster.
skinner shutout a team this season
Our Sennies play tonight
>>152155505>25 points>-2he can join the team when he learns how to backcheck
>>152155532Ironically that minus two (which has improved) is due to Harley making mistakes while Johnston happened to be on the ice. Since Harley is a lock my point still stands.
>>152155538>its everyone elses faultcertainly not a team player then
eat dick dylan
>>152155539That’s basically the official leaf motto as it pertains to hockey in this era. >>152155543Eat it yourself Gaylord
>>152155564we don't sign our posts here
remember when nashville's rink was called the gaylord entertainment center? lmao
>>152155564>leaf mottowhat????start making sense here and stop being so upset
>>152155587>it’s Gary’s fault >it’s the reffies fault You know very well what I’m talking about
>>152155597oh you are done making excuses you wyatt and moved on to attacking leafs in generalextremely mad over nothing
>>152155603>y-yyour’re so mad, he seethed I said it’d be canadas fumble. Why would you think I’d want Canada to win?
>>152155626then why are you bringing leaf cope like its gary's fault to defend him lol
>>152155628>admits that blaming Gary is indeed a leaf COPE I accept your concession
>>152155586Dallas fans got upset because they stole their rinks nickname
>>152155586lmao why arent any of the west coast teams arenas named that?
>>152155635then you admit you coped to defend wyatt and he really isnt a 2 way playeri accept your concession
Maybe instead of bragging about irrelevant trophies and wins as some sort of cope, maybe we should expect better from our teams. Just saying
Morning Marner on company time is a go
>>152155667the correlation between gary's grip over the league and the losing streak of canadian franchises is too great to ignore
in gary we trust
>>152155685>they believed in him in the first place
>>152155664>still seething After last night I can understand. I forgive you.
ce soir
Please do not bully Skinner. He is doing his best. No goalie on the Oilers has a chance with their defence
>>152155688>nouanother concession
>>152155668that's a Roy now buddy
>>152154219based walrus
>>152155694Even McDavid understands there’s only so much he can do. The roster is fundamentally shit
>>152155669>ExcusesAnon. If our teams haven't been able to win the Stanley Cup since the 90s, despite getting to the playoff finals multiple times, blaming Gary might as well be a copout.
>>152155669Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152155500Based and checked
>>152155724Thank you Gary
Caps vs jets is the game of the night
>>152155728Your team is shit and run by a retard.
30 teams are playing tonight.
>>152155720maybe, but the rise in sunbelt cups corresponds directly with the decline of canadian franchise cupsall spearheaded by gary
> soilers retards: "Pickard is so shit did you see that goal he's the worst fucking goalie on the earth."> Skinner: "Hold my beer."
>>152155744So much hockey :)
>>152155753Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152155744>zero teams tomorrowgareth fears the christian league
It’s poetic McDavid is stuck on the sinking ship. He’s the architect of that team. The coaches, his friends, their play style that caters completely to his play style.
remoralization attempt
>>152155753>Ok, you might be right, but what about MUH GARYLmao. Ok, keep blaming da JOO for everything. Dosen't change the fact our teams suck and we should demand better from them.
>>152155788The West is dogshit. So are soilers.
>be me>born in Canada, hockey in my veins>mom says I was stickhandling before I could walk>just a wee redheaded lad with a dream>be a part of a beloved Canadian hockey team>carry season after season on my back>dig in through pain, pressure, and the curse of being 2 good 2 win>make it to the Stanley Cup Final>Florida stands in the way>lose>train harder>come back again>Florida again>lose again>press still calls me elite>but every night I stare at the empty shelf>decide it’s time for a changeleave Edmonton>finally, after all the years of heartbreak>raise the Stanley Cup>fans chant my name>tears in my eyes>feels good manmfw I’m Glen Gulutzan
>>152155792demand better from them?how do we accomplish that exactly?if we dont support the team to the fullest extent possible then gary relocates them to the sunbeltmeanwhile sunbelt teams can get neglected for decades and gary will do anything to stave off relocation even going as far as pretending a relocation is an expansion
>>152155813>already hoisting the cup in novemberdullass stors fans are beyond delusional
>>152155831>demand better from them?>how do we accomplish that exactly?Fire the retards running them, for starters.
>>152155849that has been tried and failed to produce a cup
>>152155813_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>152155849Next, since their media and fans are all delusional retards, gas them all.
>>152155855That's because they replace the old retards with new retards.
>>152155778Like pottery
>>152155868so much for firing the retards themmeanwhile those retards find work in the sunbelt and suddenly win
she can save the Oilers
>>152155901McDavid isn’t interested in women like her
>>152155887Firing the retards is only the first step. You have to gas the media and fanbase. Then demolish the arenas.
>>152155917Then conduct an exorcism.
>>152155744Simply too much hockey
>>152155917Wow anon, it sounds like you don't want Canadian teams around.
>>152155939I didn't know they were around. >1993
based
my debbies play tonight :)
TEAM USA JERSEY ALERT
>>152155960
>>152155960>rags
How do i find even strength goals for and against stats for individual players? Spent the last half hour fucking around on Money Puck and NST and came up empty like a retard.
>>152155960he looks so sad. he should be happy representing USA
>>152155992Just make up the numbers. It's not like anyone checks to see if posted stats are real.
Nashville is unironically gonna relocate because of what Trotz has done to that team
>>152152281that was always a retarded argument though. you'd have to constantly change teams salary cap after every single local, state and nationwide election and even then you still have other taxes like property tax, it would be a complete clusterfuck. i want to go after gary aswell but we need something better before we confront him again. biz got destroyed when he suggested what you're suggesting.
We believe in markets and the invisible hand here
>>152155831Gary Bettman doesn't give a shit about the south because they don't have tax bullshit or a canadian dollar that's becoming the equivalent of an Argentine peso. Bettman hates Canada because Canada has become broke and don't make money.
>>152156028Are you retarded or just american? Take a look at the teams actually generating revenue.https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/25/cnbcs-official-nhl-team-valuations-2025.html
>>152156054He's never moving the Habs or Leafs, and he certainly isn't touching the Oilers.
>>152155995he should be on team israel. we don't need him.
they're just making up words now to try and end my streak, sadly for them I pulled off a last guess miracle
>>152156097they got me, the bastards
>>152155960Quinn belongs in an asylum
>>152156025/hoc/ majored in economics
>>152156128it was basically a guess because it was the closest thing to a word I could cobble together
>>152156143i'd take it
>>152156139i majored in thuganomics
>>152156187They hated him because he told the truth
>>152156143>>152156153a streak breaker for sure
>>152156163I graduated from the school of hard knocks
>>152155091damn this dude needs a bodyguard, just flaunting his shit like that dressing like a slut. He is asking for it.
>>152156235No wonder Corey Perry couldn’t contain himself
>>152155194Eh I don’t think it’s luck it’s universally accepted that Dallas has the best scouts in the league
you're 2026 silver medalists
>>152155960Looks a hell of a lot better than Canada's.
>>152156271extremely uninspired
Fat
>>152156271Canada wont get gold
>>152156290shhh gold medalists are talking
>>152156280Too much bogo chipotle. He needs to hit the bike
>>152156276>the theme behind the design is the "unbreakable leaf," inspired by the unbreakable diamond shape reflecting the "team's commitment to excellence, mirroring the unassailable nature of a diamond and its ability to withstand immense pressure."
>>152156306>unbreakable leafnever met one in my life
>>152156306cope
>>152156290I don’t see a world where they don’t unless binnington collapses. Their roster is too elite
>>152156290Truth. They’re constructing their roster on vibes and are now delusional enough to field Wedgewood despite his long history of getting folded when it matters
>>152156271Ugly as fuck (sweaters and players)
>>152156306>the unbreakable but rakeable leaf
>>152156334They really should have chosen more attractive players
>>152155901
IYKYK
I stand by my prediction that we’ll have a Finland/USA final
>hey, anon. cool ice fort. wanna play some one-on-one?
>>152156352Shannon said a 1st and or a top prospect
>>152156306They grow diamonds in herb gardens. Gay herbs, leafs love'em.
>>152156299Canada wont get gold, cry about it
>>152156366sorry i can't you over the sound of placing silver for 40+ years
>>152156370You’re tempting fate buddy
>>152156356*struggles to make eye contact*yeah l-lets do it haha
>>152156354AND FINLAND WINS AGAIN
No russia = asterisk cup desu senpai
>>152156372>1980
>>152156382>there are consequences to my actions?kwaboty
>>152156370Rekt >>152156372We already had the petty bisexuals rig it so no worries about tempting fate
What’s next for lucic?
>>152156387Don't care why just stating fax
>>152156394Wife beating
i would heem lucic's wife
>leafs and oilers fans will now focus solely on the olympicswe see the cope forming in real time
I could take on 10 lucic's wifes at once
>>152156452Name a Canadian teams fans that can actually look foward to playoffs
Now that it is the eve of Thanksgiving and the playoff teams are essentially set can we admit that he was the only actual reason the oilers were as successful as they were the past couple years?
>>152156453But could you find 10 phones?
>>152156466Wanna try that again without having a stroke?
ayo
>>152156466Senators (captained by an American btw)
>>152156481>captained by an American btwdoomed to fail then
>>152156473Fuck you the mutt could decode it
>>152156466Flames
>>152156514Just like my leafs
when are the Oilers going to make a panic trade for a goalie, before December?
>tfw Chara is coming to my town to run a 5k tomorrow Maybe I should go solely to talk to him
Carter Hart's suspension is over next week, why don't the oilers trade for him? Would there be a big enough portion of canadians that would piss and shit themselves over the signing that the oilers wouldn't do it?
>>152156535That would imply they won’t make the most retarded decision possible. They’ll fire Knob and hire DeBoer. Who in the fuck would give anything up for Skinner at this point?
>>152156535They’re already faxing times to make a trade. They’ll make one before Christmas
Literally what were they thinking?
>>152156568Gonna buy a white one
>>152156568The leaf looks like a repurposed jets logo
olympics more like oreallygay
>>152156568The red one looks like what Canada's flag would be in The Man in the High Castle's timeline
>>152156568>fucking up a leaf that much
>>152156586Okay but you’ll get it dirty quick
>>152156271Retard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152156630No I'm just going to wear it during the Olympics then frame it after
>>152155956Our Debbie’s (:
>>152156607Cope it’s going to be unbelievably kino
>>152156650finna put your name on the back too guy?
im watching the >laffs lose to ted tonight, you?
>>152156664sharks avs for me
>>152156650Based
I was thinking about flying to Milan for the finals airfare is only around $500 round trip.
>>152156662No, probably Crosby again but we will see
last timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuMqhKMHEaY
>Stars vs Avs will be the WCF matchupKino>It will happen in the 2nd round because of the NHL's stupid playoff formatGrim
>>152156673What about tickets?
Next thread is gonna suck
>>152156693>the SCF will be Avs - Red Wingsabsolute fucking kino take my money gary and let me kiss your feet
>>152156647>soil8rs
>>152156694I’m not sure Olympic tickets are a pain in a ass to get I think because I don’t think their on apps like Ticketmaster
>>152156187Attacking motorists
Knob is getting the ziggy first, but Berube is right with him.
>>152156201Qrd?
>>152156673If you have the money and time, you should go! February is a busy season for me so I can’t attend the /hoc/ meetup
>>152156708>>152156694They don’t even have the gold medal game on the website but this is how much for the semi’s
>>152156729Holy shit that’s expensive. That better come with breakfast
>>152156568White ones look dope
>>152156719i think motorists is a good name for americansyou see, they drive because they're too fat to walk
>>152156729Milan is just 7th Avenue it's basically at MSG
>>152156647Nice inspect element
What happens if the leaves get whacked in Milano and all miss the playoffs?
>>152156770They'll have an excuse.
>>152156777>>152156777>>152156777New
>>152156760ok but he's a cyclefag and he is on video attacking motorists for the crime of passing his gay cycling ass
>>152156549Hart specifically stated he doesn’t want to play for a Canadian team.
>>152156702>lost twice to islanders with net score 11-2>make the finals
>>152156882Is that what his contract says though?
>>152156466I think both the Oilers and the Leafs make the playoffs this year. I think Ottawa will too and probably the Habs as well.People aren't appreciating how retardedly close the standings are and how much certain teams are wildly overperforming.
>>152156702The red wings won't even make the playoffs.
