UEFA Europa League Matchday 5>Thursday, 27th November 202518:45 Roma - FC Midtjylland21:00 Bologna - SalzburgCOMFY League>Thursday, 27th November 202521:00 Fiorentina - AEK AthensSERIE A ROUND 13>Friday, 28th November 202520:45 Como - Sassuolo>Saturday, 29th November 202515:00 Genoa - Hellas Verona15:00 Parma - Udinese18:00 Juventus - Cagliari20:45 Bbilan - Lazio>Sunday, 30th November 202512:30 Lecce - Torino15:00 Pisa - Inter18:00 Atalanta - Fiorentina20:45 Roma - Napoli>Monday, 1st December 202520:45 Bologna - CremoneseReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, don't get on the ships, hold to your draw and stay rumikopilled
Why are champions threads always dead? No one cares about it?
The lautaro-bonny duet is the worst thing everLiterally NONE OF THEM is a true prima punta
>>152162204is the impending doom in the collective unconsciousness
>>152162238they had to remove Lautaro earlier. He's basically one man less to have on the field. Non existent. Useless.
>>152162204I don't care about them, rather shitpost here
if that was inter in the serie ass it would have been a handball
>>152162238Pious-Negram should be the starting pair, but unironically.
negrunihaoborgo dio
>>152162311cut him some slack, it's hard to jog around with a beer gut
Milan Kings all we have to do is beat the smoker and his minions and then riomma and N will finish each other off
>>152162204UEFA Superleague stage is completely uninteresting. Not even the players on the pitch care. Just don't finish last and you're through to the knockouts.It doesn't even air on tv anymore. I have to scroll on news sites to find articles about it.
Hancko won.>>152158763>>152159349>>152159567Thanks for the good wishes!>>152159420I noticed that my lymph nodes we're a bit inflamed, thought I just had the flu or a cold. But there also was a little bump to the right of my adam's apple. I didn't think much of it, but I mentioned it to my girl friend (platonic) and she told me to get it checked out just in case, and here we are.
>>152162204It's hard to take seriously a megagroup, whose only purpose is giving plenty of second chances to terrible teams or stacked teams currently in a rough patch. Half the games are useless filler to babysit the third world spectators.Look at Ajax. Most terrible season in a while, embarrassing goal difference, five losses out of five... and yet they could win the last three games with ugly consecutive 1-0s and have a chance of advancing.Same could be said about Barcelona, Napoli, Leverkusen, or Liverpool: they're having a stinker despite spending a fuckton over the summer and they could easily pass the group phase, whereas with the old format of four-team groups, at least two of them would have been left out after disappointing results. Not to mention Inter's pathetic draws: three teams from the Cities Fairs' cup tier in the first four matches, maximum points, now they can coast through the final decisive matches potentially losing them all.The minor novelty of the odd big match between two great teams has already faded, and I don't think it will be very interesting in future editions either. I mean, last year PSG won it by finishing thirteenth overall and losing a good chunk of their group matches.
Good morning!>Fábio Silva is thinking about the possibility of leaving in January. So keep an eye on Fábio Silva in the striker market, with the various teams looking: Roma, maybe Juve, we'll see what happens with Milan and Gimenez. There are slots that could fill upUp to this point, Bernardo Silva is not negotiating with any Italian team, but today the feeling that he could leave Manchester City for free exists. Then we'll see if it will be Italy or opportunities abroad, he will certainly be highly courted.>AC Milan are planning Alessandro Longoni’s contract extension for a long time.Saelemaekers did not train due to a minor back issue.Optimism is growing for the Belgian to be ready against Lazio.>Christian needs to be re-assessed. If he is unavailable on Saturday, the choice will come down to Loftus-Cheek or Nkunku.Against Athekame and Gimenez will not be available.
>Chivu: "Had we swapped our air defences with those of Atletico, we wouldn't have conceded any goals from corners"
>>152166990>Marotta and the Inter management in discussion in the Nerazzurri locker room with the team and Chivu after the defeat
>>152166990Is this a HIMARS reference?
>>152167036I think its about Riccardo Trevisani (sportmediaset journalist) who said>"Raga, here we're talking about an Inter defeat, but the reality is something else. If Gimenez hadn't jumped on the corner, Inter would still be unbeaten, eh. Let's talk straight."
Holy fucking Dildiz-esque ghostatazza I dropped at this exam batman
>>152167717don't they have preferential treatment for people with manifest disabilities like yourself?
>he's not playing geo fsCurrently flying over *lorence with the Cessna
i still rate chivus.pissed me off losing to those anticalcio shitters. against open teams inter will score goles galore
>>152167036how much do you they they paid for the shill campaign?>>152166955>maybe JuveLol?
>If we swapped nukes Japan would’ve still been undefeated in WW2
>>152168263can't find the last difference
found it
>>152168364aògus in the bogus
>>152168364EarNoseBadge Collar color Romolo's neck
ROMA ROMA ROMAAAACORE DE STA CITTAAAAUNICO GRANDE AMORECHE TANTA TANTA GENTE CHE FAI SOSPIRAAA
>teams looking: RomaYuri Alberto bros....
Been seeing a lot of Scotsmen today, but non so far with that quintessential terrone glow about them…
>>152169501At some point you will hear David Attenborough's voiceover announcing its arrival
did some cheeky bets for evropa liig
duccio v scotterrone...woah
Here, in the urban canyons of Scotland's largest city, against a backdrop of persistent drizzle and stoic grey granite, a truly remarkable creature has found its niche. We are not looking for the common sparrow, or the hardy urban fox. No, we are here to witness a fascinating example of cultural hybridisation... the Scotterrone.Homo sapiens scoticus-italicus. At first glance, he displays all the characteristics of the native Glaswegian. A robust, weatherproof build, a quiet economy of movement, and a vocalisation... a low, rumbling burr, perfectly adapted for cutting through the Highland winds. But wait, watch closely as his hands spring to life the moment a friend calls out to him!And there it is. The Mediterranean heritage reveals itself. An astonishing display of articulation. The hands become a second voice, punctuating, underlining, and occasionally contradicting the guttural Scottish words. It's a bimodal communication system of breathtaking complexity. The hands describe the dramatic arc of a missed football goal, while the voice mutters a terse, "Ach, it was rubbish."The habitat of the Scotterrone is a marvel of adaptation. Here, the traditional Scottish diet of oats and root vegetables has been forced into a compromise with the southern European palate. The result? Extraordinary culinary innovations. Haggis, but seasoned with oregano and a touch of chili. The deep-fried pizza, a legendary feat of survival, providing the carbohydrates of the south with the... formidable cooking technique of the north.And so, the Scotterrone thrives. A creature of two worlds, perfectly, if paradoxically, adapted to his home. He possesses the highland resilience to endure the longest, darkest winter, and the southern passion to celebrate the briefest glimmer of summer sun as if it were a national holiday. A living testament that, in the great, complex tapestry of life, the most unlikely of pairings can create something truly, wonderfully... and dramatically... unique.
His first good post
>"People say that with inverted goalkeepers there would have been a different result in the derby... You can't invert the goalkeepers, because one is registered with Inter and one is registered with Milan" - Allegri in press conference
Thursday evening plans??
>>152169962Eurocalcio and later 1 or 2 episodes of The Beast in Me
>>152170003I forgot entirely that there is calcio tonight as well. Gonna go for an evening espresso and come back to watch Fiorentina. First day of proper winter jacket today too, we got a bit of snow
>>152170003>The Beast in Me>produced by conan o brienlmaooo imagine watching this
/seriea/ approved /fit/ Supplements?
Any lille dinamo stream? Im at a barber ffs
>>152170177vipbox lc
Lole, what's he doing here
>franCULINOkek
>>152170177what haircut are you getting?
>>152170174https://www.pharmanord.it/prodotti/d-perle-1600https://www.pharmanord.it/prodotti/k-pearlshttps://www.pharmanord.it/prodotti/seleniozinchttps://www.pharmanord.it/prodotti/q10-gold-100mghttps://www.pharmanord.it/prodotti/bio-marino-plus
>>152170271Absolute baller on FM, very funny name
Looks like they should’ve brought franCULONE instead of franculino up top to have a chance in this game
>>152170174
>>152170320sound like a cheetos variant
ValentekinoSteijnkinoUedakino
>>152170409
>>152170174There are definitely protein drinks and bars available somewhere in your supermarket
>turn on hungarian meme team strem>hungarian meme midfielder isnt even playing
>>152170438will you leave me some, or have you already visited the aisle to coop a feeling with a five finger discount?
Why are Swiss* fans like this?
Man, franculino is ass.
>>152170174>Supplementseat better meals
Pioli and Koopmeiners linked up
>>152171596Imagine explaining this picture to someone
>>152170881based
Reminder that Pioli won every single trophy available at the time with Juventus as a player
>>152171027underrated
Imagine the ABJ ecstasy if Jj hired Pioli or Juric
lads its failyenoord
>zingaro zagreb
Midgetland away goal achieved
ghilardi is good
did they just beat a team called mid land? ;skull;
>breidablik vs samsunspor>drita vs shkendijawhat the fuck are these potato farmer teams lol
>DybalaCall Cappato already.Other than that gud match but way too tiring. Napule is going to run a train on us.
getting dominated by aex fc in your home ground...the absolute state of seria ass bottom feeders
getting dominated by fiorentina fc in their ground...the absolute state of aex fc
>>152173526it is necessary to find out a team that Fiocretina won't lose to
bofogna gol
why dont fiorentina just give up and start from scratch get rid of the fagiolis the ranieris etc
/tv/ idea: Stranger Things but Locatelli is in the upside down
Not like he's upright normally...
>>152174144an even better /tv/ idea: Stranger Things but it's just Maya Hawke riding my mind flayer
kurpmeiners dreams of having mirettis talent
Maya Hawke Tuah
/tv/ idea: Belgio, Duccio and Binland travel through Italy and visit all the serie b stadiums
tfw they won't visit Stadio Libero Liberati (we'll be in Serie A by then)
Bros, what went wrong in my youth that denigrating/condescending grills are so hot?
I'm watching anime for the first time in my lifeit's honestly not too bad
>>152174578
>>152174643Last years serie ass finale was one of the best episodes of this stinky series the writers got it on point with the printer blowout and limone escaping to arabia
burn a disci
*fires up nero 7*
bbilanbros...
>Viola and Printer griefing the otherwise perfect serie ass coefficient roundReport them
>>152175094Chinègru will just say they dindu nuffin
Sleep tight /seriea/
>>152175197You too
jesus christ ratkov...
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>>152174578>anime Don't be scared, anon. We won't judge. What are you watching?
I’m just back in the house.DUCCCCIIOOOOOOOOOODUCCCCCIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWe won 3-1!
*stands menacingly behind (You)*
Oh my god gayenord lost again
just thought about schalke 04, the world you grew up in no longer exists
Good morning!>Sunderland is ready to invest around 30M for Gimenez. Milan has opened up to the sale. The figure on the table satisfies the management. Gimenez is taking his time, he's evaluating. Sunderland has made it known that they're ready to wait, but not foreverAmong the list of strikers that Milan is following, this summer Mateta was also there. Crystal Palace was asking, and still asks, for significant figures, but the contract expires in 2027, so Milan remains there at the window trying to figure out what the development of the situation might be>The Milan Futuro project in via Aldo Rossi is not considered a failure. On the contrary... The birth of the Under 23 team has helped grow the Rossoneri talents: Bartesaghi, Camarda, Zeroli, Alex Jimenez. At Milan they hope that the next one will be the striker SalaAlso I watched Bones and All yesterday and once again its confirmed that I need and deserve a black queen
>>152182289if it had reached a Champions League final on its own merits, it would have been called Schalke 05
>BREAKING thalium salts have been found in the cleets of Francis Camarda. Official are linking his alopecia to this find
>>152175868
Imagine not being a curling nation
They yell at Gimenez and banish him only to spend 40 trillion on Nkuku and other worse flopsMilan is a cursed club any striker should stay away Watch Gimenez become top scorer in the prem
Might play the meme pony game
>>152169762
>Argentinian media outlet Telefe Noticias have mistakenly used a meme of former Atalanta coach Gian Piero Gasperini while covering a pension scam story.>>152186955What game?
>>152186997Any brown girl update's, or is it All Quiet on the Kashmir Front?
>>152187637FoE Remains
>>152187811All quiet brother, all quiet. I'm having a tough time at the moment and getting into any relationship is quite far from my mind but yeah.. we soldier on.
Croato the Miary videos are upShe's exactly what was expected lel
Gerry working tirelessly to win the financial scudetto
Me on the left
Vgh...
ITS FRIDAY MUTHAFUCKA, WATAYA>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN>PLAYANSpace Marine II and Satisfactory>WATCHANStranger Things and Pluribus, no cinema tonight>LISTENANTron Ares OST and new Rosalia>READANDan Brown - The Secret of Secrets, still pretty poorly written but it's a real pageturner like all his books>EATANQuiche lorraine and tomato soup>DRINKANSome austrian white wine left over from making risotto the other day>FAPPANAudios of tomboys trying (and succeeding) in tempting you to break NNN>FEELANRough, even though it's benign the kanker is messing with my head a little
>>152189437>playanarc raiders. full addicted>cookansome cream chicken with pasta.
>PLAYANCiv 6, but I just make 1 or 2 moves then save and stop.>WATCHANSuits>LISTENANPersonal playlist of favorite FIFA soundtrack songs>READANThe Twelve Cesars - Images of Power from the Ancient World to the Modern >EATANTonnarelli with a pomodorino chiliegino bottega di Sicilia sugo and parmesan >DRINKANChamomile tea with some honey in it >FAPPANNicki Hunter and other 00’s actresses lately>FEELANCozy, although I got a bit of a sore throat it seems to be going away quick instead of developing into a cold.
>>152189437>PLAYANGot into Anno 117 and playing Infinity Nikki for the wife still. Pretty cozy overall.>WATCHANMostly YouTube honestly. Palm Royale is back and the wife liked that.>LISTENAN->READANI got halfway through Plato's Complete works... but then baby business crept into everything.>EATANWife's Thanksgiving food.>DRINKANCoffee, even more than usual>FAPPAN->FEELANStill dealing with work non-sense. Managers acting like noggers left and right.Our boy is doing very well though so that makes me very happy. He's crawling all over the place.The little mini-sauna we bought from China also works well and is some much needed relaxation.pic slightly related
>>152188101Oh its actually a my little pony game. I thought it was something like stray with a horse that lost its cowboy and tries to find its way back home.>>152189437>>PLAYAN Hogwarts legacy>>WATCHANI watched panic room the other day and totally forgot that kristen stewart played the little girl>>LISTENANTurnstile>>READANJust finished Senecas "On the Happy Life" (post graduation depression do be like that)>>EATANPumpkin soup>>DRINKAN Water>>FEELAN I want to quit my job
>AC Milan is pleased to announce the contract extension of Emanuele Sala. The midfielder, born in 2007 and now in his twelfth season with the Rossoneri, will continue as part of the Milan Futuro Project, the Club’s initiative dedicated to nurturing and developing young talent.In the future (which is secured) we will see a Milan-based Italy win the world cup
no pvligod vgh…
>>152189437>>152189437>PLAYANNothing these last few days, I am getting an rpg itch though>WATCHANThe witcher with gf and random Riverdale reruns on tv while cooking. Music segments are more cringe than I remember>LISTENANhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUjV0JdQHpY>READANSerb subreddit, very uninteresting>EATANLeftover spaghetti>DRINKANWater>FAPPANNone>FEELANTired but not bad. Money from new fabbrica inbound soon so I will be able to treat myself with pointless shit I dont need ahead of the holidays
>>152189771Based chamomile tea enjoyer >>152190144Based and noble lie pilled>PLAYANGEO FS>WATCHAN->LISTENAN->READANZ-vor!>EATAN->DRINKANChamomile tea>FAPPANclussy>FEELANBit dizzy
>>152190605>noble lieWhat?
>>152189437>PLAYANSilksong >WATCHANStranger Things I guess>LISTENANBeen listening to Dire Straits lately >READANRereading Asimov's Foundation >EATANScamorza alla pizzaiola >DRINKANWater>FAPPANNothing specific really >FEELANI'm pretty good actually
>Italy out of the World Cup? Gravina is already covering his bases: "No rule requires me to resign." The president of the Italian Football Federation has already shown in the past that he is not ashamed of the results achieved under his management and that he is capable of moving forward in defiance of public opinion and decency. Gravina also added: "Talking about it a priori seems inappropriate to me. Especially because I am an optimist by nature: we will go to the World Cup."
Palestra RB & Bartesaghi LB solves the Italian NT crisis
Cairo al cimitero.Il Sogno del Granata vero.
gomo cant be stopped
>>152191134Maurizio... update the charts pls...
>>152191285inescapable
>Former Roma and Juventus midfielder Miralem Pjanic has reportedly decided to call it a day on his playing career at the age of 35, shortly after rumours of a potential return to the Allianz Stadium were quashed.
*solves serie ass*
Born in Germany, Poku is of Ghanaian descent.
>>152192764What is that hairstyle called? CR7 had it as well at yanited originally.Is it called the Iberian Mullet or something?
>>152192875He made two appearances for the Netherlands national under-16 team in 2020.In 2022 he was named in the Dutch U19 squad.He scored his first goal for the Dutch U19 side against Ukraine U19 in June 2022.He was later promoted into the Dutch U21 side.>>152193115Ozil also had it
Expedition 33's OST is really good BUT if /ourboy/ Ludvig doesn't win I will get this place bannedhttps://youtu.be/uQ3tsThqzgg
>>152194362E33 will sweep like Norwegians at a cross-country ski tournament
>>152194394I mean it deserves to win most of those nominations, it's just that some (best soundtrack included) are going to be gifted to them because of their muh small team full of inexperienced but talented people fairytale
>>152194819I mean, they're not wrong. But you're right in that it's a little bit overplayed, especially considering how much work they contracted out. But that autistc French bloke that composed the songs does deserve some recognition too.
Your average /Como/ fans
Miary Zo's movelist looks like shit, shan't be playing her
>>152193382True, but I think it was mostly a Spanish/Portugese 00’s style. Maybe Ozil picked it up while on loan there or something?
>>152192875>>152193382Poku and Addai are both going to the World Cup I reckon, we need a spark on the wings.
Juventus plays today.
>>152193115It's a mullet, dude. It looks a little better when it's on a young athlete instead of an alcoholic rube but it doesn't make it any less of a mullet.
Poku vs Doku: The Sociocultural Context
Santits Gaymenez
>>152189437>PLAYANDishonored 2. I like stealth games>WATCHANSmiling Friends S3. Bretty gud>LISTENANSOAD>READANNot much these days should probably change that>EATANThanksgiving leftovers>DRINKANWater, had too much sugar from the pecan pie slices today>FAPPANWhatever is trending on hentai sites>FEELANMy eyes are hurting all the time now due to eye strain, I have annoying minor headaches/migraines. Might have to get my eyes checked out and get prescription glasses even though I've gone my entire life with 20/20 vision and I'm 29 yo.
>english sources have reported Milan’s interest in Jean-Philippe Mateta
>>152197031an alcoholic WHAT??
I summon Lord of D. in attack position then I use The Flute of Summoning Dragon spell card and special summon two Blue Eyes White Dragons from my hand in attack positionsorry /serieass/ but I won
Como - Sassuolo is the most plastic match Serie A has ever seen
>>152202646>Big mandingo strikerIt seems like Allegri is copy pasting the Conte Lukaku meta
>>152204190Allegri invented it first you fucking retardkill yourself and kill your fucking family before shitting on AlleGOD
Oh shit Milan Kings we play again today
https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/1994609007672381595DIABLOKINGSwe might finally get to fight another lore relevant character nobody cares about!
>>152203836Coomo has more sovl than all the strisciate demmerda put together
also new Forever Winter update is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c89XGH1xYr0
>>152204267Looks like a game Croatians would enjoy
>>152189437>PLAYANUnderrail, making yet another save award>WATCHANCinderella Grey S2, but im doing so with my mom>LISTENANOingo Boingo's cut tracks>READANNothing at the moment but i do want to at some point>EATANFacturas>DRINKANGeneric Nescafe, no sugar, no milk>FAPPANGirls with hairy vaginas in bikini>FEELANTired, too much work to do this weekAnd here's the cars coming to GT7 Spec III this week
>>152204419Wait, its already Saturday, fuck! will have to rewrite my plans for today.All the matches for today look very..unappealing as well.
>>152204401To be really honest the game still has lots of potential buuuuuut it's steering away from its initial premise. It was supposed to be a game about powerless and irrelevant filthy rats trying to survive in any way possible, but instead it turned into a generic ‘collect ammo and craft powerful weapons so you can cheese even the strongest enemies.
>>152204419The unmistakable silhouette of the kinobox itself!
>>152204458And the Espace F1 is coming back...Patiently waiting for picrel to follow it at some point
>>152204458>>152204588Cool but where are the new GT/LMH cars
lmao the snow ball is permanent? God bless piracy
Has this general been dead all this season?Or is this directly correlated to riomma being first
>>152205312/serieass/ is dying? Finally, I am free
>>152205312Soon
>>152205419Cursed image>>152205331
Ostigaard is still going to play in a world cup btw
Juventus plays in 2 hours
>Pulligoat injured againWelp another 1 point for Milan
Very few people know this but Locatelli is the 7th extinction entity
Sex.
>>152206406>we want the Romanian market
>>152206406>we want the Rotterdam meth head audience
>Malimeme can't even shoot straight anymore the gypsy curse is a calamity
>Carboniand it's the most predictable X of the weekend
>>152206406Will I get to bang Italian arthoes if I wear this
>>152206877best we can offer is a 40 year old escort
>>152206886Is it the Cosworth one
>JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Perin; Kalulu, Kelly, Koopmeiners; McKennie, Locatelli, Thuram, Kostic; Conceiçao, Yildiz; Vlahovic. Allenatore: Luciano Spalletti>Zingarovicbut why
Norwegenoan
JUVENTUS (3-4-2-1): Perin; Kalulu, Kelly, Koopmeiners; McKennie, Locatelli, Thuram, Kostic; Conceiçao, Yildiz; Vlahovic. Allenatore: Luciano SpallettiCAGLIARI (3-5-2): Caprile; Zappa, Deiola, Luperto; Palestra, Liteta, Adopo, Folorunsho, Obert; Esposito, Borrelli. Allenatore: Fabio Pisacane
>>152205312The benelux ju/v/entus discord clique drove everyone away. These threads is only alive when juventus/milan/inter are playing. If it's a match day without any of those it's like 3 offtopic posts total.
>you weren't shitposting>Jj is actually going to play in 2 hoursAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>152207233>strisciate killed Calciosome even go as far as saying water is wet
I can't believe the most popular teams generate the most discussions while people who faked an interest in small teams eventually gave on up their gimmick
>>152207233Sad!At least some retards will be filtered by this
Funny how it's always the complaining thirdies that are experts on all things "discord"
At quick glance I thought he was eating a burger kek
Teun Koopmeiners, Lloyd Casius Kelly and Pierre Kazeye Rommel Kalulu Kyatengwa in KKK robes
Do NOT look up Ferrari's latest results
Do you get fined by FIGC if you don't play 3ATB formation or something?
>>152207774Don't like it don't watch it, it's that easy
>>152207774No, you just watch Como instead.
calcetto time. glad inter has an easy game on paper this round.
>>152207774Memedivisie has 433 autism, Serie A has 3ATB autism. Every league has their thing, to each their own and if you don't like it then don't watch it.
>>152207233What a truth nuke
>AC Milan are monitoring Angers’ young striker Sidiki ChérifCarlo Pellegatti: "I asked Milan about Mateta if they told me nonsense, I don’t know, but I trust them. Who costs 45/50 million. They’ve already rejected those figures. I was told: impossible, he costs too much.">Pellegatti: "There is another player whose name I often hear, and that’s Pellegrino from Parma. As a cost, maybe 20/25 million, and in terms of potential he’s 22 he’s a strong prospect. I hope he can end up among Milan’s targets."
Koopmeiners is talking
It's been 6 years why is our team so SHIT
>>152208027We are listening.
>Milan-Lazio: in the stands at San Siro among the VIPs there will be coach Gattuso and his assistant Riccio. Also expected are Galliani and Luis Alberto, singer Sarah Toscano, rappers Artie 5ive and 22Simba, actress and model Beatrice Vendramin. In addition to the two complete managements
>>152208062
>>152207991>>152208071You can tell there's a Discord raid because nobody is replying to these posts compared to the Jewe ones
>>152208091There was a /seriea/ before and after this contract was signed...There was an Antwerp before and after this contract was signed.
>>152208091This pic represent the Seventh Extinction Entity. Heartman will make a presentation about it when meeting with the next Drawbridge porter
For me, it's the ro/m/a irc channel
Allegri needs to pull off the miracolozzo of miracolozzi to get even just a punticino from this 'drone sarriano 2nite
>>152208208How will he deal with basic?
For me, it's the rec.sport.juventus usenet group
Comfy stadium
Gio has become Chinese
stay strong pully
>>152208411Nihao
Kalulu will increase his goal count today
>>152208411nihaoooga
Kalulu will increase his goat count today
:skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:
Inshallah Casteddu win 3-0 tonight
>>152208492Nobody suffers more than a Jj watcher
Buongiorno, Adopo
This Zingaro will be the end of me
Is borrelli the pre evolution of borriello
Koop pls
>can't make 2 passesMy body is ready
>KurpmeinersMy honest reaction
De Viola
jJ have made 98 passes so far...
Juventus 103 (94%) - Accurate passes - 32 (74%) Cagliari
>>152208691To which team?
>>152208691>>152208710Locatellikings we’re about to reach statpadding levels no one’s ever dreamed of
>LocatellikingsSorry but this is a Shoot the Moon general
Imagine if we could score a goal
>>152208741Btw serie a related because there are also 9 circles of hell in serie a.
Openda did well against Bodo so why is the zingaro starting? He's useless
Excelsior has more sophisticated passing than nu-Jj, it's so fucking cursed man
era
>>152208411Enchanting lip's
100% era (I wasn't watching because I was writing an anti-Locatelli haiku)
I'm about to wish the worst things to Locatelli's children
>Sballet seething at Kalunegru
hehe
intrasting
How much for 1 Gym subscription?
Mo I keep watching this lmfao, fuck no see you in the second half Sborretti
maybe fielding an old zingaro against Gym wasn't such a great idea
This has draw written all over it anyway
>Locatelli own goalHmm....................................
fun over
Nevermind the only good player in this dogshit team saves >us once again
>>152208741It’s a horror to read in Italian
KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB KEBAB
Why are we still here watching Jj? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my eyes... And my brain... even my balls... The body I've lost... the shitposters I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make Comolli give us back our past!
>>152209057It's an horror in general, there's legitimately not a single good shitalian book
>we're getting X weeks of David/Openda now that Zingaro is dead
Why do people rate Caprile again? lol
>>152209091Cazzetta started their propaganda because sfinter is linked to him
You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.
WHY NOT OPENDA YOU BALD FRAUD
Muito dolorante
>>152209121He's coming in soon the DAZN commentator said, apparently David-Openda will be the attack if Zingaro ain't playing
In the shadows of chaos, the saboteur thrives...an unseen hand that disrupts the grand designs, reminding the world that in every fortress, there lies a crack waiting to be exploited...
>>152209057>>152209069I remember having to read le citta invisibili by calvino for my italian finals. It was not fun
David we need a goal
What are they teaching these gladio glowies?
>>152209091because until the chapel against Genoa he had been the best keeper in the league, as long as your name isn't Andrea Bocelli of course
>letting the ball go through so that Muttuidi can shoot
i think muttuidi bleaches his face
Great free kick Locatelli!
I'd bleach my face if I were a negro
Is there anything literally anything Locatelli is good ator just decent
Golovin is raping PSG..............
>>152209350Unifying his haters
>>152209350the stat sheet prince
folorunshu is so bad
David's colour and nationality check out
Cambiasso wins it in the 2nd half
Obert and Ernie
>Golovin is 29remember those 5 months where he looked like he was going to. Become a big thing?
>>152209460why isn't he fighting in ""ukraine"" and saving europe from the "ukrainian" nazis
Cambiaso warming up but Miretti is stranded in Mexico or something
Half-time distraction's from the current state of Jj
dildiz too gud
Just *IMAGINE* for a second if we mess up Turco's renewal
Hard-carried by a Roachlet
Kalulu assist :)
>>152209460Sigh...
Elkann give him a fucking contract even for 9 millies a year, this dude is worth 10x the rest of the team combined, if >we lose him >we are in a relegation battle
Rommel assist
>>152209525Reminder the renewal stalled because he wants to earn just as much as David (2 goals in 3532483214123 matches)
Waiting for the inevitable injury by overplay for Yildiz and Juventus to suddenly become incapable of scoring goals
>>152209542very few ever thought Camarda's pre alpha was going to become a big thing desu
>>152209574>injury by overplayWe already had that lmao
>>152209565Great save by Caprile, truly the bestest GK in Shitaly! Nah I'm just kidding, no GK would've ever saved that shot, no way ever
>>152209584Narcissts aren't bound by petty things as realism and empirical evidence
>>152209633I hope you feel good bro! Sending you positive energy
if the mongoloid doesn't rate you rest assured you are Yashin reborn
>the boulder chucker of Bodø>the uhlan of Udine>the cuirassier of Cagliari
if he's Yashin reborn why did he let fucking Dildiz out of all the shitters score twice with two easy shots? lol
>>152209727They weren't easy shots, he just made them look easy.
>>152209704I really do. I dont make jokes about those things
Yashin lebron
>>152209727try kicking a ball once
>>152209854No I will not, don't really want to humiliate Caprile even more
Capri(le) sunMulti goal flavor
>>152209909Had one of those two days ago. I think I still have one left (they were 20% off (no not in coop but migros))
lol
>be a migrant>shop at migrosClassic
I fuck with Asian niggas And I fuck with MigrosI fuck with Haitian niggas, all they speak is CreoleI said all I speak is real, y'all niggas might hate me butThat don't get no deal, I said no that don't get no dealI just now got my deal, but I been gettin' this moneyNo green card in this struggle, immigration give you nothingBut work (Put it in work)Work (Put it in work)Work (Put it in work)
Coopposting is a top 5 /seriea/postingKalunegru interview is up
>>152209970?>>152209990Lol its the most Swiss store ever but whatever
Abductor issue for Zingaro
Conceicao would be so good if he had a brain
Surely by now Zingarova is fit enough to play? Why the fuck is he getting eclipsed by le protagonist syndrome midget
Negru yet can't run
>>152209595Why stop at one?
Kalulu ALMOST increased his goal count there
Cumbiaso you fucking shitter
If Koop scored that /seriea/ would've collapsed
>>152210132I wish someone would abduct Locatelli's children and ask his retirement from football as ransom
Locatelli worst player in the world once again tonight
Spalletti don't you dare sub anyone out until the 85th minute! That's not how football works!
migru
Based Berin
Fun fact the high pitch noise that elk use as a matting call is called buggling
>>152209163Based, based game, oh my goodness, beautiful sandbox.
Great stop by Rommel
why is jj not scoring another goal instead of trying to keep the 2-1 lead, cagli is getting closer and closer
If Kenan Yıldız scores again, I’m running outside of my house with my shirt off!!
/bbilan/ idea: leave the teams that have to deal with European temporisation to their own devices
>>152210668please be Gio Scotti
Let's see how we waste this free kick!
>>152210668please be Luna Silver X
You and I now remember Renato Veiga
Conceicao fghiojijohfhjhmfgfhgfh
Now we paint CALCIO
>David Conceicao link-up
Conceicao genuinely cannot fucking score, please sub Zingarova in
Zingarova must be in Schumacher-tier conditions if he can't even play 15 minutes over this Conceicao
>>152211154I mean I know Zhegrova is a swissbanian but I don't think he's a cheater nor a very scummy person
Why did Locatelli feint that aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
locafeinti
I think this was the first time we managed to string three passes consecutively
He gets a card, you get a card, everyone gets a card!Luv it when refs decide to start giving cards in the last 15 minutes
Openda and Cabal to wrap it up lole
>nominated for MVP???????
>>152211516In the land of the blind shiters the one-eyed shitter is king.
Matchly sabotage by David is up
david man of the match
Spalletti channelled his inner Belgio there lmao
I think the end is nigh for bong posters on this site. I haven't been posting that often recently in fairness but I'm seeing "IP range is temporarily banned" and I've noticed other bong flags saying the same thing.
>>152211669I mean this post worked but I tried to put a really insightful comment of krande dildiz about half an hour ago and was met with the red block of Jap doom.
>>152211669brexit means brexit
>>152211669But aren't you currently in the independent nation of Scotland? Why would you be subject to what the English are doing? I think you specifically voted to be left out of this shit, no way said referendum did not have the desired effects.
Openda you are supposed to be fast you fucking waste of air, run at least since you can't do anything else
>>152211669is it because of that digital id bullshit thing?
thanks floyd
>>152211669
>>152211669personally I haven't had any issues
Locatelli is so fucking based
0 points lost to [insert any team here]
Pullychads we fly back with are beak held high
And now we wait for the next smear article against Spalletti by La Gazzetta
*wins two games in a row*
>>152211718I'd be gassed on the spot in Swinney's Scotland for posting on the 4chan.>>152211726I don't know, possibly? It's never happened to me before. The EU are going to follow suit btw so don't get too haughty.
fug i missed de rossis team yet again
>>152211910>The EU are going to follow suit btw so don't get too haughtyNah, they sadly removed the spicy part from the Chat Control thing. Bunch of cucks
>>152211945In typical EU fashion they'll pretend it isn't happening, come back 6 months later, call it something else and implement something even more severe.
>>152211992Impossible, that part was waaaay too controversial even for the chuddest of the european chuds.
This is going to be a really hard game
>“Low-grade adductor injury” what’s leaking on Vlahovic but I’d avoid asking any more questionst. Mom the l'Ano
He posted this himself btw
TONIGHT MILANS HOPES AND DREAMS WILL BE SHATTERED
>Read transfer rumors>Transfer target is arab/blackPass.
let's go milan chads!
>>152213027t.Ahmed
I fear a humiliation
today, we are all bernabe eagles
>We are not Enron’: jJ rejects calcio bubble fears
>>152213142Is it monday already?
of course yashin mode from an opposing keeper
Great goal-keeping from the Milan player there a while back.
legit question for the milan fans, why the hell is fofana starting, every match i have seen this season with him, he's shit
>>152213409he's hands down the best midfielder in serie ass but since shitalians are filthy racist they keep underrating him
>>152213409>milan fansHave you tried asking at the København Zoo?
gattuso constantly watching milan games, the serie a team without a single italian player unless allenatore has a keen eye for serie c player gabbia
/g/idea jjmail
>>152213409
>>152213409Chemistry with Rabiot and Modric, for some reason it dont work well when you remove 1 of those 3.
Dia is a bit slow
Imagine having a striker
>>152213480makes sense, thanks bro
>>152213409I don't know. He is worthless with the ball. He is pure defensive midfielder: just run, kick and shove. Sadly he's not very good at that either.
>>152213462Will this thread reach the bump-limit so that I can create "/serieainavstralia/ - Bull Shark Edition"?
>>152213520What?
>>152213520unironically think klose could come out of retirement a put a shift in
>>152213536>/serieainavstralia/Yeah no thanks
>>152213520what's that?
>>152213579
>>152213536Go for it
Good cleance in the opponents box by Fofana.
Luis <3
if lotito dies soon >we could have him for another 2-3 years
imagine striking veronique
Is Gimenez permaded or something? He played like 4 games this season and bbilan doomers started the usual "it's over" broken mental because he hadn't scored
I am gonna start screaming naughty words if taty isn't on soon
>>152213690Still injured
Dia is a bit retarded
Grande gabbia!
>>152213520€65m for Nkunku and Gimenez.I'd rather have Darwin
What the actual fuck?
blud didn't understand a single word
>Verona has 0 wins after 13 Serie A matches: with these numbers, in the history of the three-point system, NO team has ever managed to stay up.>And the same thing will apply to Fiorentina too if they don't win tomorrow in Bergamo against Atalanta.tic tac Fiomerdina
>>152213913>>152213923Swarmbros!
>>152213923Is Modric using telepathy in the background?
>>152213913When you walk into the wrong alley in Marseille
>>152213979gypsy magic you wouldn't get it
So the ref is clearly biased against Milan
>Crossing balls to 160 cm nkuku alone in the boxI have to admit my football IQ isn't high enough to understand Allegri's genius here
>>152213923iryna zarutska final moments pov
>>152213979>>152213923Professor Xavier and his X-Men typa feel
Incredible we will get refballed
Zaccagni!
Oh boy, I sure do love me some afternoon 3-5-2 Allegri slop
>Modric Telepathy took out ZaccagniI kneel
>>152214132
Both teams playing for 0-0
why is riomma nabule known as derby of the sun Do the other norf teams don’t get the sun?
what a shit match kek
Milan without Pullisic has 0 attacking creativity or identity
Nkunku wouldn't even be top 10 striker in MLS.Absolute shitter.
>>152214269because they are usually the only 2 southern italian teams in serie ass
>filtered by allnegru
>>152214269Compared to Rome and Naples, they have shit weather
>commentator mistakes tomori for fofanakekw
>using a CB as a wing-back because fastHow am I supposed to watch this, should I drink some wine first?
Pellegrini ytou utter fuckwit
Fine football this ain't
Awarding league titles to teams that play once a week will only highlight the enshittification of football
>Nabule away>Sborrogna away>RiommaSpallettibros it's ogre
That was worse than hunger
Allegri don't we have some spicy flamboyant trequartista in the U23 or primavera, that can be used to give some life and creativity to this team when attaking? (when pulligoat is injured)
Half-time.
>>152214538Fagioli in january
Kinda hate the no-striker meta in 2025 football.Haaland, Woltemade and Lewandowski are the only ones in all of UEFA
>>152214571Just because you can't afford good strikers and the only one you have is injured it doesn't mean there's some kind of meta
Harry kanebros...
Roach moment
Half time hello kitty
>>152214538trequartista with flambuoyancy it is then
>>152214706now that could take a good punching without a single flicker of a flinch
>>152214609The best strikers in Serie A this season are Simeone and Pinamonti, objectively speaking.Footy is getting worse every year.
>>152214874Isn't it the Cream on Ese guy with 4 gols on par with pinamonti?
going to sleep
LEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Milan Kings we win again.
fugg
>>152215106Kek gobboloidi seething because Allegri won
>doubting goatfana
>basic not following his man >sediadel not stopping a shot right at him yep, its a day ending in y
>85 year old modric outrunning BasicKEK
DIA OUT NOW
Milan needs to score again otherwise it will be hard
isaksen is the worst danish player in football historyperhaps the worst player in history in general
>>152215221i love him the all ways glaze him when he's playing for the NT kek
>>152215240i love how they always* i'm retarded
Fofanaaaaaa wtf?!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
kek
>Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrims!
someone at Milanello PLEASE teach Fofana to shoot a ball holy shit
>>152215339Nobody in Allnegru's staff was ever good at Qwop sadly
Kek Fofana and his wooden clogs shoes.
Milan will not finish this game with 11 players
Bartesaghi is such an upgrade on Estupinan and Hernandez on that left back
Left ass cheeks has come on
dia is so useless 10 seconds of castellanos and he already did more
>>152215431The FInal Fantasy 13, 15 and 16 of players. Respecitvely.
god I cant wait for afcon
put tavares in
>>152215569do they really have afcon every year?
>>152215240>>152215303I hate it and I hate morten bruun even more
Sanriocon when?
Anton Gaaei - Danish footballer (born 2002)
see dia? do more of that
>>152215615kek same, isaksen glaze all the time, talking about "kyssesyge" all the time
>>152215593Every week actually. This year they don't have the double engagement since they ended 8th last season :)
>>152215639such a perfect fit for Go Ahead Eagles
RED!!!!
>Bartesaghi dedpls no
based marione
lmao the flopping arounnd
He just died? Bartesaghi? Wow I didn't know that, you're telling me for the first time. What can you say? He led an amazing life, whether you agree with grooming a myopic orphan or not. I'm sad to hear that I really am.
>>152215738
>>152215782I'm paying 250 DKK a month to watch these serie ass games, what piracy
>Nintendo currency:skull:
250 Donkey Kong krowns
Donkey Kong Kalulu
nintendu
super nintendo chalmers
Very balanced and enthralling officiating tonight
>>152215888This is so stupid but it made me laugh
>>152215837MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!!
Paixao scored.........
>>152215995>>152215995>>152215995
>>152215782How do we implement MS Copilot AI into the calcio workflow? Every player has to wear google goggles into addition to the bras?
