>Saturday 29th November 20253pm Brentford v Burnley3pm Manchester City v Leeds United3pm Sunderland v AFC Bournemouth5.30pm Everton v Newcastle United8pm Tottenham Hotspur v Fulham >Sunday 30th November 20252.05pm Aston Villa v Wolverhampton Wanderers4.30pm Chelsea v ARSENAL12pm Crystal Palace v Manchester United2.05pm Nottingham Forest v Brighton & Hove Albion2.05pm West Ham United v Liverpool
and that's 6
>>152171522KEK domed that nigga
>>152171522imagine how Vincius would cope
20th September Liverpool had 15 pointsIt is the 28th November tomorrow. How many will they have then?
Another £500m for Liverpool
>>152171617back to 15.
the interesting thing about liverpool's present place in the table is that it equals the worst league finish ever recorded by a defending premier league champion
>>152171637Back to?Why are they being deducted 21 points?
How many scans per minute do you guys average?
Got my ticket for the big match tomorrow
>>152171758lucky you covered that seat number some real crazies in /epl/
>>152171801Yeah but he doesn’t leave Liverpool so we’re fine
>>152171522lmao reminds me of when the West Ham fans hit the fiorentina player in the head with a vape tied to a cup
Would you sell Salah in January?He doesn’t perform second half of season usually but if it gets worse then it looks the stupidest decision so far
>>152171801he's actually pointing to where the ticket is in the photo
Can we keep forrun (Canada) spackers out of are thread this time please
>>152172299just filter instead of whinging
Who even are this team and are they supposed to be any good?Too scared of GCHQ to google them due to the name.
>>152172361care to explain why you were searching then then anon>young boys in birmingham
>>152171675I heard he follows Young Boys, supports Young Boys and is very involved behind the scenes with Young Boys.
>>152171522>2.05What the fuck is this shit?
>>1521724295 minutes silence for the hillsbroughcaust.
>>152172429>Crystal Palace's meeting with Manchester United on Sunday at Selhurst Park will take place at 12pm (GMT) on Sunday because of television selections.>The match was originally scheduled to be a 12:30pm kick-off on Saturday, as TNT Sports' selection for this weekend's matches.>However, with Crystal Palace facing a trip to French side Strasbourg on Thursday night, the match was pushed back almost 24 hours.>As a result, Sunday's three matches that were due to start at 2pm have been scheduled to begin at 2:05pm.>This is to reduce the risk of any overlapping between the match at Selhurst Pack and the later kick-offs.Well done TNT
>>152172488dont get what the point is
>>152172539TNT chose a match involving a team who play on Thursdays so they couldn't have it on Saturday.
>>152171522wrong manager to start bleeding in front of
>>152172691Apologise and delete this offensive post
GOOD EBENING
>>152172539tnt don't want to be broadcasting two games at once, despite the fact that 5+ minutes of extra time ruins it anywayGlad they're slowly losing all the licences, by far the worst broadcaster for the footy (sky sports trying hard to catch up though
Congratulations to Aaron Villa for not embarrassing/epl/ unlike Liverpool and City
>>152172986Surely Liverpool won after spending 500M?
>>152173012I warned you about this bullying. Don’t make me get the janny
>>152172986And Spurs and Newcastle
Have ze Germans learned their place?
Bald Manager Alliance (BMA)It’s important a man’s performance is not blamed on his follicle deficiency
>>152171522Holy shit what hit him there?
>>152172986They always come through for the coefficient
>>152172986only 2 English clubs werent an embarassment this week and one of them was fucking Arsenal.
>>152171758>needs a license to stand
>>152171522united spacker still crying?
>>152173204Oh look it's an appearance from BLM country
>Arsenal only had to play two decent teams in the CL>Only one of those matches is awayIt's always weird why UEFA have such a soft spot for Arsenal. Amazing they've never actually won it yet.
>>152173945not everyone can get Eindhoven at home la
>>1521739811st place PSV are you talking about?
>>152174002in which league?
>>152174028Eredivisie because they're a Dutch team. Who where else would they be top of idiot? Bloody MLS?
>>152174066The yank arsewog is mentally challenged
>>152171758you've got some healthy looking nails and fingertips, don't seem to work in anything that requires manual labor, nor a soul crushing job that makes one miserable.either a happy NEET or working something you enjoy.
>>152174611anyone could guess youre a gooner from this post even if you didnt shout about cringe fc all the time
>>152174646indeed am quite fond of Arsenal football club.
>>152174721all the based Christian lads are
Are victimpool really using jota’s death as an excuse for their shit start to the season
Liverpool legend and spitter Jamie Carragher says Liverpool need MAJOR investment in the January transfer window
>>152174802they've been at it for weeks if not months
>>152174834any /bundes/ selling shit players
>>152174792Saliba is a muz but I’ll let him off as long as he doesent pray in the road
500 million + tip btw
>>152171522i love young boys!
Let me guess, you need more.
based dychey restoring england's coefficient after liverpool, newcastle, tottenham and man city embarrassed us
>>152175173kanker op
>>152175173>Forest beats Malmo againI suppose you have to be innit to winnit
>>152171522holy fucking based
>palacegreat, another /epl/ shitter getting embarrassed
>>152175441Missed 2 open goals
>>152174904Would you like 39 year old Fritz Schollotowitz?
pretending to support the epl coefficient
>"glasner is an elite manager la">loses to chelsea's D team
>>152175698perhaps. refund policy?
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>>152175911>.
>>152175867KEINE RÜCKERSTATTUNG
after days of slagging off Pool I'm sure you'll now do the same for Palace... course you will.....
>>152175831>Liam Rosenior's Strasbourg are 2nd in the Conference League & 5th in Ligue Uhhhhh>Liam Rosenior couldn't get Hull into the Championship play-offsreally makes you think
>>152176106being able to do it on a rainy day in Stoke on a Tuesday is the ultimate test in football
>>152175911>Watching my nations men throwing objects at a bunch of niggers heads>It can’t get any better than this, she said
you can see that our plan is literally just to give it to Bruno and pass on responsibility. The rest of them (minus Mbeumo/Amad) are terrified of doing anything brave with the ball. Literally like bots playing and so easy to defend against in a low block.
Liverpool
>>152176500
>>152176072Why would I, I just hate scousaars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1w29SpEVTY
>>152176624>The niggers of england
>6 /epl/swheres the janny
>>152176954it's Lord of the Flies out here now kid, we start our own fires and we have to put them out too
>>152176954England is too powerful
>>152176954if you need a metaphor to understand where we are at the jannys are the police and the young boys are /epl/
Alexander Isak was purchased by Liverpool FC for the sum of £125 million and has made five Premier League appearances for the club during which time he has scored 0 goals, which means that for each goal he has scored for Liverpool FC the club paid [VALUE NOT FOUND]!
Somali Sesko
>>152177425i was watching him carefully when everyone was bigging him up at newcastle as up there with kane and haaland, i remember it clearly i was sniffing and thought corr this lad doesnt pass the sniff test, hes even out injured half the time
>>152177864someone on /x/ said they're making an extension that filters by country and i'm convinced this will save the internet
>>152177864I'm assuming that's a literal child behind that Twitter account
>>152177864he's half-French
>>152177864
>>152177864Stupid question. Of course he is.
>>152177864Jay Jay Okocha was better and he played for Bolton ffs
>>152177425Mind boggling purchase, so many red flags yet they went through with it and set the team back to the post slip Brendan Rodgers times
>>152177864Nwanku Kanu just because of the goal he scored against chelshit.Zoomers are so dead it’s irreparable
>>152178255Imagine if the blue bike thieves finish higher than the red bike thieves. Wild desu
your drogbas, your kanus, your mbuenos
happy thanksgiving /epl/i am not thankful for any of you desu but i keep coming back
>>152178426We don't do that here pal but thanks
>>152178493not my problem
Tony yeboah had some kino https://youtu.be/N8SmL-p-OaESorry no webm im retarded
>>152177425>£125mThis is another media cope. The price was £130m but Isak was given £5m by Newcastle for the loyalty bonus which came from the transfer fee HENCE £125m which still doesn't make sense but that doesn't matter to the media...HOWEVER, Isak refused the loyalty bonus and because of that Newcastle received the entire £130m which they kept for themselves.All we know for certain, no matter which hairs you try splitting, the price was £130m and scousaars shouldn't be allowed to forget this.
>>152177864Peter Ndlovu was better than this shitter
>>152178608>but Isak was given £5m by Newcastle for the loyalty bonusDidn't he put in a transfer request?
>>152178933Nope he refused because he would have missed out on the loyalty bonus, which he ultimately turned down anyway to "prove" it wasn't a money oriented move.
>>152178955what a shitshow.
>>152178975Better than mboombu
Thomas the stank engine
The league this season might be even weaker than it was last season
why do you keep making threads like 50 posts earlyjust fucking retarded
I don't mean to alarm people but the last England-born footballer to collect a medal at the World Cup was Muzzy Izzet.
>>152179842grim
>>152179842wasn't there that italian in 2006?
>>152180216Oh I forgot about him, Simone Perotta - born in Manchester or thereabouts.Well Perotta appears to have been raised in Italy, while Muzzy Izzet is half-English and grew up here... so Izzet is the last Englishman to collect a WC medal.
Buck status?
Was Steven Gerrard even good? Just checked and he won pretty much nothing.
>>152181537Pretty sure he won the League Cup in 2011 so you're wrong.
>>152171758FIGHT NIGHT
>>152171758Tomorrow?
>>152177425They signed him for 6 years too kek. He won't see out that contract, in 2 years Isak will be playing in Saudi Arabia
>wake up for work>remember Liverpool are shit>kek
>>152179714largely indicative of the overall quality of /epl/ this season (one of the single worst generals on this entire site)
>>152175911
>>152184732You might as well have wrote that first line in Chinese for all the sense it will make to scousaars
Is it true ill get kicked inthe balls if I go to a game wearing a colorful jacket
>>152185440Depends what you mean.I'll commonly wear this coat to games in the autumn and winter accompanied with my team scarf. Nobody's ever said a crossed word let alone kicked me in the bollocks. It's just a coat.
>>152185546>Pic related Sorry, just woke up
>>152181537He won a Champions League which is more than some clubs
>Rough old trip to Marseille for 3,000 Newcastle fans, who were teargassed by ultras and kettled by riot police, before having their hearts broken by 36-year-old Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang.>But there was a silver lining for two passionate Geordies, who caught each other’s eye in the stands before slinking off to the bogs for what’s been described as a “lurid sex act”. GB stands for Gay Bastard now
>>152185747Fagpies strike again
>>152184952Which is the better wife and which is the better sex.
>>152171522You can't act like this if you support a team with that name.
real madrid don't want konate even for free now, grim
>>152181084what is this new spicy meme?
>>152184732They'll be angry when they wake up and see this one in a few hours
>>152185912Couldn't believe it when they still seemed interested, he's been absolutely dire. Funny as fuck if they go after Guehi in January
>>152181537He was the bollocks mate tbf
>>152177864Does engagement bait like this really make worthwhile money for these Twitter users?
>>152185912isa'll be happy at least
>>152186141the account is from peru where the average wage is about £500 a monthso probably a few days work for that tweet at least
>>152186141https://x.com/Yoro15i/status/1991513656207847900At best he's earned £10 and that's after replying to every single comment it generated.
>>152186159Letting thirdies pollute the internet was a mistake.
>>152185747>>152185812in fairness lads it was a big fat goth bird>>152170621
>>152186159>>152186207Huh. If it's 10 pounds then I reckon that's about half a day's worth of money assuming he works about 20 days a month and gets 500 pounds. I almost want to say I respect it.
>>152178608Lovely
>>152186379fucking hell probably better if it was a bloke
Fabio Capello was in awe of Calafiori and said this yesterday during Sky Italia’s Champions League coverage:“You’re like a young Sergio Ramos, only left-footed.I’d put you in front of the back four, you’d be like Marcel Desailly, only with more quality on the ball.”
>>152186515>foreign>arseanal slopback to your containment thread
>>152177407Thought the Swiss were meant to be a peaceful people
Victim fc and manure to both lose again Chelshit gooners drawMan shitty winPoocastle losesSpuds winVillastan winDon’t care about anyone else
Kloppo is coming back la
>>152186698FOR JOTA
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER FOR US LIKE FC HAMBURG
>>152186713>foreign>arseanal slopback to your containment thread
Don't fuck with Young Boys. It'll not be funny for you.
>>152186727how do you even get a firm in switzerlanddo they meet up at the wine bar by the ski resort
They made a film about tran u customers
OFFICIAL - Paramount+ has become an Official Partner of Arsenal in a landmark deal that merges the worlds of football and entertainment for supporters worldwide.The partnership will see Arsenal players, club legends and supporters come together to celebrate some of Paramount+’s iconic series, including Landman, starring Billy Bob Thornton, Demi Moore and Sam Elliott, and Guy Ritchie’s smash hit MobLand, starring Tom Hardy, Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan.Arsenal will also work with Paramount+ on a series of social media campaigns, and supporters will also see Paramount+ branding featured in-stadium during men’s and women’s match days across the big screens, matchday programme features and other stadium experiences and activations.
>>152186751>foreign>arseanal slopback to your containment thread
>>152186713I didn’t realise Germans were this cuntish
These euro Black Friday deals are such a joke.>MEGA GIGA DEAL SAVE 20£ ON THE 2000£ PHONE NOW
Sesko needs more time
>>152186751Shame they couldn't do a deal like the Atletico Madrid one with the shirt sponsors changing throughout the season
I never hate-watch, it's bad for the soul.I just go to the park with my kids, leave my phone at home, and come back to disappointment
>>152186749https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africa_United_(2010_film)>that synopsis
>>152186756kimmich has always been a seething manlet
>>152186758the best way to save money is to not buy shit you don't need
>>152186727how young are those boys
>>152186713Wasn't Bayern's only goal pretty much from a long ball?Also I just realised they've got the Lynx Africa kit this year lol
>>152186795yeah it was a good goal tbf. kimmich must have felt dead dirty afterwards, probably why he didn't try it again
>>152185890Check out the name of their stadium
Manchester United's proposed new Old Trafford stadium is one of 22 venues included in the UK's bid to host the 2035 Women's World Cup.Old Trafford was not considered for the 2028 men's European Championship and its redevelopment is still in the planning stages.England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland's joint bid stands unopposed and could be ratified by a vote in a Fifa congress in 2026.If redevelopment plans do not go ahead, Old Trafford will still be considered in its current form.Other stadiums set to feature include Birmingham City's planned new stadium and Wembley - which is likely to host the final.
>>152184732>>152184981>>152184981Kek
>>152186804CHARLOTTEPASS THE SMELLING SALTSI'VE JUST "WANK'D-ORF" THE YOUNG BOYS
>>152186094Kekd
>>152186814>2 billion for a stadium that won't see Champions League nights
>>152186765Yes he does to adapt to this league. So does WirtzIsak I have no clue, was he this shit at Newcastle?
>>152186857>Isak I have no clue, was he this shit at Newcastle?Liverpool wouldn't have paid £130m otherwise
>>152186872>£130m for a 23 goal season strikerhow far have we fallen?
>>152186903extremely
>>152176229Bravo nigel
>>152186928you would use that webm wouldnt you
>>152186801It really was. Good long ball, assist, and finish. Someone else tried to do the same routine but on the other side, I think when Olise switched wings but it didn't really go anywhere.
How do we stop arsenal bruh. They are unstoppable
>>152186938>they are unwatchableFixed
>>152186857>Needs to adapt to the league Lmaooooo
>>152186531>>152186725>>152186752>>152186953get a grip
>>152186814Mad how it's simply never ever being built in that form
>>152186968they're as obsessed with Arseshit as you are with Shitepoolyou should all fuck off back to twitter with your gay indian zoomer plastic sky 6 manufactured "rivalries"
Afternoon Reds. I’ve been in a coma since 20th September when Liverpool had 15 points. How many points do we have now?
Me and the zesty boys having a dance
if you don't like big 6 then fuck off and watch nonleague or the championship then instead of whinging about sky 6 in /epl/ for years on end, utter gormless cunt.
Big 6 transitioned into Big 3
Like how you whinge about 5 of the other sky 6 clubs, you brown handed spacker
>big 6I feel this is only said by Tottenham fans to be part of a group they know they shouldn’t be
>>152187091Seething plastic spastic
Thoughts on Liverpool vs West Ham?Clash of the Shite-uns
>>152187109>transitioned they left transchester behind
>>152187118It used to be the Top 4 and only the Top 4, but then when Manchester United became shitter when Alex Ferguson left and started tumbling down the table for a couple seasons, Sky changed the branding to the Big 6 so they could still talk about their media darlings in Manchester. They also lumped in Spurs too because even numbers are better for marketing than odd numbers + to signify the Euro qualification places.
https://x.com/peter_tate1/status/1993776882257678569?s=46&t=sTHdyeL232UJZ2tYlv06TAHaway the lads
>>152187200Yes I agree it should be Man Utd Liverpool Arsenal and Chelsea only
Cole Palmer is fit to play for Chelsea against London rivals Arsenal in Sunday's Premier League game at Stamford Bridge.The 23-year-old forward fractured his toe when stubbing it on a door last week and subsequently missed the wins over Burnley and Barcelona.
Why are virgins going crazy over a Geordie getting head from a fat slag? It's not even funny
>>152187238Maybe in 2010 but City > Utd
Henlo Chelsea frens, are you looking forward to the game?
>>152187246>It's not even funny
>>152187270fat women don't deserve non fat men
>>152187282They deserve bald ginger men with glasses
>>152187165west ham should win, which means that Nuno will do something retarded tactically and blunder it away
>>152187246Need to see the full video so I can judge for myself
>>152187360This. I hope the lad is black too. Also go Chelsea!
>>152185553even your colourful jackets are beige
>>152186713>buyern already huffing zyklon strenght copium
>>152187360>>152187232
>>152174802they've only started recently idiot kills himself
>>152186774I go to the park to hate watch kids, is that weird?
>>152187567We all have our ways to deal with supporting a dogshit team. Only plastics don’t know this
>>152186774>and come back to disappointmentor as your kid calls her, mom
>>152187326i need to find me some glasses!
>scousers filling Isa Slot’s Instagram with “bald cunt”Are they referring to Arne or her recent grooming appointment?
the shittest banter of all time 3 posts in a row
Arne Slot is a bald cunt
Ruben Amorim is a balding twat
Sickening
for why
>>152187794wdsoph
>>152187850you're missing one
>>152187794
>>152187200>It used to be the Top 4 and only the Top 4Well no this isn't true Top 4 is not really a concept other than CL coefficient but before the concept of the so-called Big Four or there was actually the Big Five who broke away and so founded the Premier League - Arsenal, Everton, Liverpool, Spurs and United Prior to them there wasn't really a set bunch of teams who got referred to in any real term because the league system was more fluid
>>152187814What’s going on here and what’s up with the guys face?
>>152187814Swedes are always cunts.
>>152177864Saka, Sol Campbell, Heskey, Viera, Henry were all better.
>>152187814reminds me been meaning to watch the elephant man
>>152187850>4 non-mantroony threadsBased
>Florian Wirtz is warned he 'has until CHRISTMAS' to save his Liverpool career - as former Reds star claims £116m signing could be loaned out in January if dismal run rumbles on PLAY WELL OR YOU'LL BE FORCED TO GO HOME AND BE PAID HANDSOMELY FOR IT!!!
>the club belonging to the city in which the elephant man was born has won the premier league more recently than arsenal and manchester uniteddeformed white men >>> trannies + nigerians
thinking about how Kopites are subhuman
>>152187935He lay face down in bed last night and his face still hasn't returned to its normal shape.
pep the og bald fraud ain't messing around this season losing to leverkusen
>>152187983Imagine how much more welcoming Leicester would be today towards the elephant man now that social attitudes towards the afflicted have changed but then he'd get up and go "why are there so many wogs here?"
>>152188027doubt he'd care that much about them + he'd be filmed by slags for tiktok reactions
>>152187977corrcome to spurs
Liverpool should loan out Slot in January
surely arsewogs will sack farteta if they bottle the league agen diss year and finish the season title-less
whats the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-2-2-2
>>1521881404-2-2-2 is what Rangnick played
>>152187850WE *CLAP* WANT *CLAP* SEVEN *CLAP*
>>152187232Probably the most disappointing thing I've seen.
>>152188213Such is life in the north-east
>>152188213>Probably the most disappointing thing I've seen.
>>152188140The roles of the players. I would expect the 4222 to have 2 DM’s both holding and 2 10’s. It needs the fullbacks pushing up to provide any width. 442 wingers would be wider and the midfield is probably a 6+8 setup. The fullbacks can overlap if the winger holds the ball up but that’s only an aggressive option to break a block.
Zero pressure on Pep to steady the ship tomorrow January he'll spend another £700m declared as £120m and unquestioned by the media
>TNT Sports have bizarrely edited out a section of Glenn Hoddle's commentary from their highlights of PSG's clash against Tottenham this week. >Spurs legend Hoddle, who was on co-commentary alongside Adam Summerton, said: 'They've got to get in behind Tottenham and get round the back of Spurs. >'They're playing in front of them and they're taking shots, but Spurs will be quite happy with that.'
>>152188233To be fair it’s smart business getting Cherki for 30m over Wirtz for 120m
>>152188249>editing clips is bizarre who wrote this exactly?
>>152188257The clip is not edited Yiddo. His voice is muted during the very same passage of play and the main commentators' following lines are kept in.
>>152188249Yid Army focusing on the right things as per usual
>>152188263thats called editingso who wrote this?
>>152187814>losing 3 nil at home>start making fun of your opponent's noseKek, what an actual bitch. That aside, I'm pretty sure that's Brighton's own Deniz Undav there, shoving the guy.
>>152188249Jewish Lobby phoned around the advertisers to get this doneYou already know jt
>>152188266Think Anon's point is there's no reason to remove Hoddle's lines. Stop acting dense.
>>152188266I read about it in the dailymail
>>152188249>>152188257>>152188266>Danny Rust, a freelance sports journalist who has written for outlets such as GiveMeSport and The Sun, is a lifelong supporter and season ticket holder of West Ham Unitedno big surprise
>>152188249Fragile Yids
>>152188281There's video evidence though so why are you crying about The Sun, Yid?
funny how wet spam spend all day seething about spurs who barely even consider them a rival kek
HOWLING at what Spurs fans obsess over Not letting in 9 in 2 matches But instead "u-uh yeah they did do that but it's reported by media I don't like so shush!"
The way Spurs treat their legends (Hoddle, Anderton, Sol Campbell) is atrocious Gazza said he got charged for attending matches
Please don’t insult a man because he is bald. It is incredibly offensive. You wouldn’t call someone a paki would you
I’d 5-3 be a spurs fan right now
>>152188299The best defensive partnership in the world were injured over these two matches surely?
>>152188337I'd 3-5 Spurs fans from the death camps right now.
Why are Germans like this? Klopp was just as bad.
>>152185747It was a Geordie bloke getting noshed off by a fat goth bird in Marseille actually. But good job posting your gay sex fantasies again though Dave. Very normal behaviour
>Real Madrid will not bid for Marc Guehi during the winter transfer window. They are fully aware that they could secure the defender for free once the season concludes. Guehi has already made his stance clear by refusing to sign a renewal with Crystal Palace.
Spurs > Utd 2bh
Gay "Geordie" Bastard scouring the theead for posts about him!
>>152188440if you look it up bayern actually played more long balls in the game. just goes to show 60 long balls from arsenal must have felt like 100 when he was shitting himself in fear
kekremember that time a newcastle player scored and a geordie whipped his cock out and windmilled for the cameras
>>152188249I don't get it. Is there something wrong with what he said?
>>152188440They had 60% possession and still got bossed all over the shop, realistically should have been 4/5-1. so they are seething. I hope we get them again in the latter stages.
>>152188921Yeah I dunno why they did it either
>>152188961probably just thought it made a better sounding clip for the goalor some conspiracy theory if youre a west ham fan apparently
>>152188921>>152188961it's because he said it about a second before psg scored from 25 yards
>>152188961If I try really hard I can make it seem sound dirty in my head. Maybe that's why?
>>152189048Kek. I wish we mute commentators.
I'm glad they censored Glenn Hoddle's comments. Just because I am forced to make daily use wheelchair ramps doesn't mean I'm paying for the sins of past life from 1889 to 1945.
>>152189048Oh. But that would have gotten lots of views just for being funny.
Is zidane the only non-fraud bald manager?
>>152190559>Concentrates on a cup competition because he's too shit to win a league>That's before you get into the refball that allowed progression in that cup competition>Has been terrified of being exposed ever since so he's waiting for the France job>Not a fraud
>>152187935It looks like he's had a cleft lip repaired
>>152190854All pre-VAR too.
chelsea bvlls rattling their cages waiting to rape arseshit at the bridge
>>152192525toss another prawn on the barbie mate
Are all Newcastle fans this based?
>>152193102she's FAT fat, like the kind of fat that she can probably live off for 3 months in antartica and still have some left over
>>152192525their chastity cages?
>>152193102What a blob.
We're going to see a Liverpool tier collapse when Arsenal get heemed by Chelsea btw. They don't have the mentality to bounce back as history proves.H*ll we've seen how Foden making a pass mindbroke aw and he's considered the sanest person associated with Arsenal!
>>152193102fully nude for a public bj is a wild move
>>152193363TRVTH NVKE!
>>152193363>Foden making a pass mindbroke aw and he's considered the sanest person associated with Arsenalso true i look to aw for a bit of sanity compared to their containment thread
>>152193102WHAT A MUNTER JEJ
>>152193102Slags like this have 5k+ followers on Instagram Grim
>>152173204Yez. Ve are on ze top plase yez. Alvaze on ze top.
>>152188724Let us have our long balls. You can keep your Longbottom's.
>>152195299love german humour me
was Neville Longbottom named after Gary Neville? on account they're both dorks and road others coattails? (no spoilers I haven't finished the last two novels)
no, rowling reknowned for her dislike of sport
>>152195326t. cringe fc
>>152185652tinpot trophy. how many club world cups did he win???
>>152190559mental how successful zidane and ancelotti been wiv likr no tactical acumen
>>152193102holy landwhalr
what's your favorite arctic monkeys songside question, what's your favorite "NME-core" band of that 2000-2010 era of good british musici have my answers will post them if anyone responds
>>152196535
footy (fuck off off topic yank)
>>152196551ive fucked it, i meant if anyone replied with their answersbut since you (You)'d mebest arctic monkeys is a certain romancefavorite band of that era is the rakes with an honorable shoutout to the rifles, young knives, and the cribs.
>>152196599not heard a single one of their songs unless in the background without knowingmid-30s man me
>>152196535The Enemy because Pulp got rich from ripping off one of their songs years before
>>152196587>batphone from tranquility basethats an ok song but i honestly dont care for modern arctic monkeys very much>vaccinesthey were pretty cool but kinda one hit wonder werent they, post break up sex or whatever it was called
>>152193102And that's how the English bastards are born
>>152196619>The Enemykinda forgot about them havent listened to them in ages>>152196610im also mid 30s, well a little less than mid. surprised, thought arctic monkeys would have been pretty pervasive for people of our age in england back in 2006 or 7 or whenever they came out
>>152196652Memes aside, Be Somebody is actually a good track
>>152196652nah for some reason my taste in music completely shudders to a halt around 1995 and not much music since then stays with mebig into late 70s post-punk and early 90s american alt rock
>>152196677>big into late 70s post-punk and early 90s american alt rockname a few bands you like just curious>>152196663didnt recognize the song just by the name, googled and ive def heard this before, good track
>>152196728>left - post-punk>right - early 90s US rockthese two playlists dominate the music i have on in the car
>>152196788im surprised at how many bands i dont recognize on the left, the right i recognize more but not all of them. the ones i do recognize good tunes tho
>>152196839many drunken evenings spent experimenting with new bands i would never have come across otherwisethis one is about american politics!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDjzFIf8pD8the bass really pounds the sound system in my 2002 Mazda MX-5
well well well
>>15219658810/10
>>152196882havent heard that before, nice song ty
Sweet caroline, wonderwall, chelsea dagger and mr brightside are absolute shit
how far away should a club's training ground be from the stadium?
blur is just a bloke shouting woohoo over guitar, drums and bass. all rock music sounds the same
>>152197200You're incredibly dense.
>>152197200>gets his head shaved by a chambochet (spelling?)what even is a chambochet?
>>152196788mate you genuinely need to calm down
>>152196913pep nibba thought he was finna be reverse lynched
>>152197135forgot chelsea dagger existedgood lads football chant
>>152193250or 5 months in india and avoid rape
>>152198247>>152198257>>152198267Spastic.
>>152193102That’s someone daughter
>>152198257i went to a darts tournament in nyc this past summer, obviously everyone drunk out of their minds, chelsea dagger was played like every 5 mins and it was a blast desu, everyone in the crowd singing alongemphasis on very drunk though
>>152198630Dunno why darts isn't bigger in the US given all the bars
>>152193102damn those are some fat americans
>>152193370>for a public bjI think she has toilet paper on her ass.There's a non zero chance they fucked and that in 9 months a kid conceived in a footy stadium's bathroom will be born
someone come get your grandpa he's seething in this thread over his shit boomer party music
>>152200567I know what her cunt smells like and it reeksIt's warm when you put your face near it, you can feel the heat radiating And a manky smell of the sweat and grool mixing with her cunt flora, reminiscent of the smell of flamin hot cheetos Stanky
>>152197165Never saw this before. I guess the players live in the super rich parts on the outskirts and Home Counties so the locations are decent in that sense.Imagine having to go into Enfield or East Ham everyday in your lambo
>wake up at 5am for work>feels bad man>remember liverpool are shit>kek
>>152200913Have a word
>>152201563its the weekend mate
>>152198630>very drunkofconly reason people go to the darts
Fulham going under the radar for how shit they are
Cannot wait for my club to farm 6 points off Coventry next season
Arsenal's title charge ends tomorrow.
>sky sports made it so all the good matches are on tomorrowgay gay gay
>>152202635Super Sunday innit
>>152203095>You WILL watch the championship todayNo I won’t
>>152203180Watch the mediocre sides like Everton, Fulham, Newcastle and Spurs.
>>152193102>alright honey now for some reason take all of your clothes off and then fuck my mouthI am confused about a lot of things happening here
>>152203357He didn't want to get her make-up on his Newcastle shirt.
Arteta gets found out tomorrow.
>>152203180Sunderland vs Bournemouth and maaaybe Everton vs Newcastle could both be fun games to watch
>>152201662We can’t afford useless items and goyslop subscriptions with just 5 days pay
>>152171522>3pm Manchester City v Leeds Unitedobv win for citehthey should have used main squad againt leverkusen and fringe players against leed
Everton vs. Newcastle is a six-pointer
No lunch time kick-off.
wounder what mudrykz is up to these days
>>152203663Thought that was meant to happen against best team itw Bayern, mate
going to watch some premier league games this afternoon
Spurs fan Max Rushden on talkSHITE saying he was upset after the Arsenal match but buzzing after the PSG match Can't even tell what a good season for them would be. Top half?
>>152187814>both yellowi hate this shit with a burning passion
got my smelling salts all ready for tomorrow bros
>>152204486Nice one lad
SlotOUT
>>152203951>>152204015they really are insufferable
no breakfast kickoff
>>152204896named cringe fc for a reason (disclaimer this is not a signature but is a statement about the quoted posts)
>>152204896I remember when we were on course to winning the title in 2019 and everyone was saying how insufferable Liverpool fans would be be.These lot will be next level. They'll also insist that they won it "the right way" despite their Stoke tactics and constant fouling.
>>152205139liverpool, arsenal, united the big 3 of insufferable cringejust hope they bottle it (again)
>>152205155>all legacy clubs>all entitled supporterswhat a surprise
>enzgo bye bye to your willy fernandez>liam Delop off my willy, I won't be needing THAT any longer>Cole can no longer hold his willy in his palmer>say "João João" to your willy because it's gone Pedro
>>152205252nice try
>>152204489>Can't even tell what a good season for them would be. Top half?top 12 is good for Liverpool and Spurs will finish below them
>"I still think attacking is where Spurs need to improve" >Tottenham have conceded nine goals in their last two matches but the defence is the cause of most concern for Thomas Frank. they're going nowhere with this bum anyway
>>152205252Nothing beats Wayne Trooney and the seethe it brought out of the trans utd customer
>>152205322they put up the worst xGs in the prem against Chelsea and Arse tbf
>old trannord
Fulham to put the Yids* to the sword tonight* https://www.oed.com/dictionary/yid_n#1260787460
>>152205252>desperately quoting your own horrendously unfunny posts for attentionThis is low even for you limpet. Seriously have a word with yourself
>>152205268
>>152205463The sad cunt even made this thread in a vain attempt to gain traction: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/152177807
>>152205463you're just mad I came up with them first
>>152205392Jej
>>152205463its an attempt at plausible deniability (notice how soft all of the "jokes" are) as he is an alleged chelsea supporter with data soon to be published proving this beyond all doubt
>>152205491little Easter egg for the board though innit
>>152205531No, everyone on here thinks you're a fucking embarrassment.
>>152205491>>152205518He really is a complete faggot. Would make sense that’s he a Chelsea supporter. Hopefully he dies soon
>>152205549
I've watched leeds play and they are quite possibly the worst side in the premier league alongside wolves and burnley. if man city doesn't stomp them by like 4 goals they're officially finished
I've got him replying to himself already and I haven't even had breakfast
>>152205597>I cannot form an actual response or explanation for my attention seeking so here is a shit gimmick image I've used hundreds of times at this pointEven posting "no u" would be more intelligent
And out come the samefag accusations, he’ll be bringing up his schizo characters next
>>152205669i wonder how many characters will be involved in the imminent publishing of the chelsea support exposé
there you have it
it genuinely eats the limpet up inside that he didn’t come up with wayne trooney. he can’t stop thinking about it and seething you can tell
>>152205758it was right there for the taking too
>>152205696This exposé better be thorough and conclusive
>>152205745why is it always the managers fault?
Wonder who Pep will yell at this time after another Haaland disasterclass, the little crippled Dutch boy in the front row?
>>152205876all im saying is dont be surprised if we get a confession before publication to save some face
lunch time
>>152206135Is that meat in a cup?
>>152205745>33kNot even the capacity of Elland Road
>>152206233Yes and a nice glass of dehydrated piss
>>152206233too good for a christmas dinner in a cup?
>>152206265>>152206233>>152206135it'll be the only cup [YOUR TEAM] will see all year!!!!
>>152204426send his ass to donbass
donbarse*
>>152206248>>152206265You’d think they could at least give you a bowl
he's not going to like this when he wakes up
>>152204426>All that scaffoldingYep that's London! Genuinely thinking of retraining as a scaffolder and investing in my own firm, reckond I'd have loadsamoney in 18 months
Blunderland reverting to type.
The Blunderland meme is well and truly over now
>>152206513Good shout actually, might do the same when I inevitably get made redundant again
>>152206546They’ll still finish about Poocastle and you know it GB you smelly scotch cunt
>>152206488Was his pass so magisterial it went directly into the goal?
>ANOTHER long shot chip goal this week with the keeper off his line
>>152206602this is the season of style correction
>>152206582You are absolutely fucking rattled. I hate both North East teams. That mp4 is like Moyes-era Sunderland.
>>152206631Why do you hate them both? Are you a smoggy or something
>>152206647Both have massively entitled fans who believe their clubs are bigger than they actually are. Middlesbrough are scum as well.
>>152206631seems to be a trend emerging of baselessly accusing people of supporting seemingly random teams, it's something I'm looking into
>>152205912Slot was always shit. He just benefited from the team being on the upcycle, playing in a weak season, and Coote saying what everyone was thinking about Klopp.
>>152206546why are keepers like this
>>152206680Seething southern poof, I bet you support some bent team like Brighton or Bournememe
>>152206773Nope.
You can't hate United without being a Liverpool customer. You just can't.
>>152206786Cope
another classic sperg out from our resident Brighton supporter
>>152206816I don't think Hull's in the south m80
>>152206829>HullLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152206711>stage 1: denial
>>152206906You’ve got him rattled
>>152206906>denialthat's just a character on frasier to me
>>152206680Based Rob Edwards
>moises cacie 'what happened to my willy it's gone' do
corr good one im convinced
>>152206932>>152207014It’s time to hang up you’re posting hat. You simply do not have any banter
>>152207083He had none in the first place.
>>152207083if you grew up with Must See TV you'd be losing your shit right now
>>152207083done the canadian poof
>>152207083>you’re posting hat
>>152207162Apologies for the grammatical error big lad it won’t happen again
>AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US
marking nov 29 down as the day the canadian poof was done in.
please just filter him and stop giving him attention
>>152207073what kagawa doing
>>152207234He gets done in every single time he posts here though
>>152207218join mantroony, tie a noose and hang from it. the general is better when you two aren't around
>>152206562>The Blunderland meme is well and truly over nowOh right
YOU WERE 2 NIL OOP AND YOU FOCKED IT OOP
if falkner gets a point here he might go back behind slot in the sack race
AND WE'RE LIVE (no Canucks)>>152207387>>152207387>>152207387>>152207387
>>152207298Reared your head again have you MB (Mackem Bastard) after losing to Shitham?
GWAN leedsGWAN snuderland
>game starts getting cagey>keeper goes down and fakes injury to stop momentum>have the whole team huddle around the manager to make tweaks why is this allowed
>>152207437dark arts are a part of the game
>>152207403you don't mean that right?
>>152207643:3 no :3 come to manchester
