Ashes waiting room, second Test at the Gabba next Thursday.Meanwhile:>bindia KWAB
why does cric seem to suffer from spambots more than any other general?
first for sebLORD
5-nil
Thought the postman missing the first Test would make a difference. Wonder how much of the series he will miss and how that will affect Australias squad rotation.
>>152185878he can play. call came down from the top to not select him due to the 2 day test losing money.
>>152185865Certain balding man has too much time on his little hands
>>152185917that party seems plebocratic as fuck
>>152185878if he misses the next 2 tests that means australia have a good captain for those tests, guaranteeing victory in both and an unassailable 3-0 lead.
Steve Smith has a win % v new zealand of 80% as test captain and 50% v englandPat Cummins has a win % v new zealand of 100% as test captain and 67% v England
Convicts really do eat roadkill. Wouldn't feed my dustbin the literal shit you're eating
>>152185995You just described the English cricket team
bro got a beef industry propped up with horse meat, thinks jellied eels are the epitome of a side dish, has a bindian inspired national dish based on drowning the flavor of rat meat out with curry and tomatoes and considers this thing an edible fish
>>152186029>t. outing himself as never having eaten monkfish It’s delicious.
Also “jellied eels” isn’t really a side dish, you would eat them on their own and not as an accompaniment.
>>152185865youve never been to /mlb/ i see
Don't care looks filthy fish and the eels
I mentioned about spambots and now the food/cooking spambot has carried over ffs
>>152186029>>152186036monkfish reminds of its nickname and how lobsters used to be for the poorwonder when the rich will claim monkfish as theirs
>>152186067It already is, they stopped using it for scampi decades ago here because it got too expensive. Monkfish tail isn’t one of the cheap cuts of fish. You’ll see it in posh restaurants menus all the time.
hehe surely we'll win if Cummins is outr-right
>>152186029reckon I could fish one of those things out of the dam up the paddock
>>152186081we unironically may win in less time than the first test
>>152186029They're good crumbedAlso they're pretty cheap for a 16 heal so they're good for mid-level slayer
Travis Head
Is this funny?
>>152186142Sorry mate, we know you've been wanting to open for 2 years and just scored a match winning century but unfortunately theres some old bloke that can barely see the ball who wants to keep playing
>>152186155But he's brown and meets the mandated cricket Australia diversity quota
>>152186024True>>152186081>weWhat's your golf handicap mate?
uzzie didnt look terrible with the bat in the first innings
Uzzie Uzzie Uzzie
No point changing a winning team unless an injury happened You will all be grateful for Khawaja's 7 (56)
>this genny
>>152186155kek so true
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRjVazhEkUr/Maybe worth a call up?
Min Woo sits tied 5th just two back from the lead going into round 3
do you give a voice to the posts you read
why is india so shit at its one sport? they have over a billion people to choose from yet still get pasted at home by south africa.
That will be criminal.of poosman is playing. He literally fucked the team up in every way he possibly could and his unc back spasms are just a time bomb.Hope they drop the cunt and put webster in
It hurts me to think of how much bullying sebbo must have got for being a low caste south grimdian
eating a doughnut and pork scratchings
>>152082888
Nvm the paki terrorist are the convicts going to play the bald spinning fraud?
>>152186150>pucker up sissy>ease up turbo
Man this thanksgiving food is pushing right through me*shits*see you next time /sp/s bathroom
>>152185875x
yfo mate
gesundheit x
>>152186374webster should replace him
feeling a Friday on wall sesh
>>152186420Bit too early in the day to be getting into drunken rants Zachy mate
>>152186540me¿ https://youtu.be/_BfcRjZn6y4
>>152186564keKkk that's amazeballs fella
last time zachy had a non-dire on wall sesh was june
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/71881976/This is a bedsit
>>152186722not true had a non-dire one Monday
bet you just statpadded some v3s down the reddit sofa gym to cope with the previous seshes
>>152186746grim, it's a hotel room
how the fuck do you call a no result on a game with 10 wickies ,3 runs for a win and not even complete the over. It it literally wasn't some meme20 women thing the sport would get another big scandal like from 00s
actually mental how I mentally cooked fridaychy bowen by creating the toothpick arms nickname
what would be the /cric/ Prime Minister's XI
only thing you cook is too much food ol bingoey
>>15218680612th man me*trips on boundary rope while running out the water*
>>152186522Convicts should just play their t20 side against these engshitters to make it fair>>152186579Classic just the violins date disco. Brass horns sound better imo
>>152186802me? i mentally bodied zachy so hard he switches to posting with a pajeet gimmick whenever he's angry about cricket discussion
I don’t like the grade cricketer podcast. They come across as arrogant and weirdly aggressive
Back from a night walk, how are we
going to a christmas market after toil
>arrogant and weirdly aggressiveso.. australian?
*whistles Soul Limbo*/cric/ engshitters never recovered from it
>>152187095it's november
>>152186961sooOoCHU
>>152187288chuCHU
downloading a film. lactarius deliciosus this
How did the Christmas tree setup go for the bong that set it up a couple of days ago
>>152187431regular terence mckenna
>>152187431looks tasty. nice one lad
>>152187431>>1521874745g should be enough innit ...2g is not enough... eyequeem hahah..hahahh.hhaaaa
>>152187055>mfw podcasts are longer than englel's inningsYet to find any good ones tbqh though i think talksport cricket has been good and convict kimber does interesting stats>>152187527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO8E_XvQ_Xghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HpbdgFa9v0Just stop overthinking all this LRLRLR batting order and playing 10 allrounders innit
if theres a terror attack on winter wonderland in london tonight avenge me lads
stop frogposting glammy
>>152187606queem QUEEM >>152187688continue frog posting glammycha x
>glammyhe's a tarq who lives in a surrey mansion and goes hiking with his mate sebastian and dylan in box hill every other week
we're a pro-israel general 2bh
>>152187818certain man from leicester reports posts he doesn't like here. he's really upset that south africa crushed the country his parents abandoned in the cricket.
>>152187818SHE-MANHEMAN
See you at the gabba, mate
>See you at the gabba, mate
funny how jeets had a go at us for celebrating the 05 ashes for 2 years and here they are STILL going on about beating a dire Australian team with the mighty Tim Paine as captain 6 years back lol
>>152188157Yah. Its like they forgot they went 0-3 against NZ at home. And just finished 0-2 against SA. Maybe they should check the test rankings lol
>lost to peewee shitters and saffers at home>still above subhuman engshitters in the WTCOh dear
>>152188262KEKEK
some bold chimping from englel innit, especially since they haven’t won a series in Australia since 2010–11. that's fourteen years (14) (qwikmaths) of getting sunburnt and steamrolled down under...ashes¿ moar liek a sightseeing/ humiliation ritual tour for baz and company innit
nothing can ever compare to your chimping after the WC final loss sebladthat was a historic mental breakdown lmao
>>152188423K.E.K.E.K
limited overs cricket ain't criccy fella >>152188522x
Lads anyone know when was the last time India won a series in England?
>limited overs cricket ain't criccy fellafunny you spent a week seething about the (brutal) loss (at home) then isn't it
medbedev STAT
>>152188423Kek gottem>played 16>lost 14>won 0 (zero)Oof>coward engshitter claiming his children's trophies as his ownHOWLING
>>152188749x
sebdonkey doesn't like being called out for his post-WC bitching sessions
wtf I was in the other thread think dang cric is fucking quiet anyway did they drop koala yet
Australia are unchangedand will lose as a resultthey fluked the last one
tabla... at least I can CARRY me own arguments innit x
>"""greatest""" ever engshitter>played 15>lost 13>won 0 (zero)>0 tons>0 courage>0 heart
>>152188835haha..soime fella¡ xMENTZ
NO REFUNDS
>>152188807but he's so nonchalant as you can tell by him posting like a mongoloid every post he makes
>>152188910I don't know much about golf but I reckon thats a 2 day par
>1.5 billion of them (and the 100 million of them that managed to escape)>1 sport>ranked behind england at ithow does this happen
rent free innit
>>152188962Canada plays hockey not cricket let them catch up
as england transition to an islamic state and the Ashes disappears from history what will the rivalry between Canada and Australia be called, obviously can't call it the Ashes, the maple? the gumtree? the gum? no thats horrible, the commonwealth, thats so on the nose also the commonwealth will be disbanded we need a good name for the test series what are /cric/'s thoughts?
>>152189122perhaps something to do with china. chinatown wars?
>>152189122the TimTam & Tim Hortons Trophy innitTITHTs
>>152189122The I(rrelevant) N(ations') AshesThe "USA SAVE ME" Ashes (this applies to englel as well though)
>>152189198>Tim HortonsYOU ARE VERY ONTO SOMETHING THERE BUT needs refinement but very close
>>152189204tesla x
just opened cric nowwhy are shitjeet and yankjeet doing so much damage control?
finkin diss series garn be like 2005absolutely rancidated first testno cummins second testeven it upseries end 2-1 to bazballalsoneed more posts of anon making curry
>>152188795chad muralidaran what finally cause shane to kill himself clearly
visited indian cricket forum to see if there are any fun reactions to the whitewash
>bumrah>bowledstopped reading there
might not fuck the drive thru girl (female)
chuckrahs action was always going to fuck his back up as he got olderStarcGOD would never
Guess the country lads>Nearly 460 commercial driver licences have been revoked as part of a crackdown on fraudulent activity, with every foreign driver being born in the same country.https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/459-truck-licences-cancelled-after-nzta-audit-finds-fraudulent-conversions/NZ5JNFUQIRHGJEJUFJNXIKGLDY/
Either Canada or USA
Oh misread. Sticking with either Canada or USA
>>152187095Bit early for xmas pepes and apus>>152187288Gets earlier every year m8, but those "xmas markets" they organise so as not to clash with others.
>>152191695meant to post this as well
>>152190972lmfao
he has risen
>we hate britishers sarrr*moves to England*>we hate americans sarr*moves to the US*>we hate muslims sarr*moves to the UAE*nice ''''izzat'''''' you got there lmao
reminder, whatever the flag they may post under, to do pic related to all pooaspora posts. keep cric clean, and go to the toilet.
>he doesn't have yank flags filtered>he doesn't have extremely effective filters on against shitjeet and his 10 word vocabalways kek when I see people moaning about these poos. hardly any of there posts get in front of me
I am awake
something very pastoral, sylvan, bucolic etc about York as cities go
the york of dork back from his DOWS
was good actually
>disgusting didd1ed b*n*o*b and his lackeys claim to have filters>still read and respond to every single postAlways remember they are workshy benefits scroungers>>152190471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MNWmZjjaeo>>152190855Had to carry India's pace attack
the fall of civilizations docuseries on bbc pretty good episode 4 the best obviously
>>152192658Gonna need a source on this
>calls others "workshy benefits scroungers">is literally never not posting bot or sad bedroom loser?
he's unmarried and quickly racing towards 40 so it looks virtually guaranteed at this point that this won't change (a MASSIVE matter of shame in bindian culture). he hides here to avoid the senpai. t knower
>pace attack
he'll post some cope in a sec like lol engshitters talking about family, look at this headline but he knows the truth
not sure you get to use fedora memes and the word 'reddit' as an insult if you indulge in the most reddit activity ever (and the cross-fit of gen z) tbg
>>152193063britjeet definitely around 40saw his savage banter concerning england players of the 90s, well before my era sebbo is 38 at least also
around 40, 4 years ago. Might honestly be 46
also he plays mixed doubles which is something only boomers do he might honestly be approaching middle aged
Scrounger? I barely even know her!!
>>152193137probably true desu. saw him reference goodness gracious me a few times which is like some jeet sketch show from the late 80s I think. probably hit the big 4-0 a while back (no, I don't mean SA are extending their test tour haha)
also going back to tennis, or on court seshes as he puts it- posts about it really strenuous/hard on his body and posts about this frequently. Dude is ancient
just spent $28 on a ham and cheese sandwich and a coffee
Aussie dollars?
>all these years and bnob still hasn't doxxed meHow's that dossier on me wee fella? File must be bigger than your arsehole after yer dad's didled you
Reminder every single engshitter is too pussy to challenge me OC or OP despite being given a time and place after they asked. Cowardice is just a deeply ingrained part of the eng shitter DNA really
this obsession with noncery is not healthy
ynr little bnob spending a whole weekend trawling through a whole day's county stream frame by frame thinking he was about to doxx me after saying i was attending lmao
britjeet you know I am happy to deliver the eggs and bacon to you in worksop any time
>going to fucking worksopTwiglet legs you were giving it the big'un saying name a time and place and i gave you one. A fitting one seeing as it's got it all and is where 128kbps six string hack was first traumatised into doing a women's degree
meet me at the red fort in new delhi if you're not a coward
>>152193612he's one himself, that's why he can't stop thinking about it. puts his paedo fantasies in 80% of his posts, the weird nonce
well obviously I'm not going to fucking Leicester am I like a nice curry but I'm not that desperate for one
>>152186412Yeah the ease up turbo line was a bit lazy, I admitbut the other one has that ridiculous factor when taken out of context that I find endlessly amusing
was just about to call zachy a pussy but fuck me just looked up the time to Leicester and it's really far tbfforget how proper norf york is
it doesn't feel very norf to meleicester just isn't remotely norf
been doing some research. come tot he conclusion that prefering chicken 2 minute noodles over beef is a symptom of low testosterone
ever so slightly north of Peterborough, leicester norf only just
like how britjeet's trying to build this narrative that he'd even remotely consider showing his face to a /cric/ poster irl after everything he's spammed here from the safety of his bedsit
lives up north but talks about being welsh. strange.
just woke upcool 10 hours of sleep got me feeling zen like right nowdid have a dream that i tried to traffic personal consumption weed into Turkey by train and got caught thoughdecided to try use a Turkish name despite being white and the lady that gave me my ticket instantly was like "say your name", managed to nail the pronounciation but then I thought it would be a good idea to stash the weed in the garden of the train station and come back the next day and use a white name instead because I realised id prob get caught by the next person who doubted my Turkish nameended up getting caught digging up the flowerbed went surprisingly well, I think the Turkish people were just annoyed that I wasnt going to buy hash if I brought my own
raised in Brighton and doesn't speak a word of welshit would appear he isnt welsh at all but then you realise he thinks 30 push ups is brag-worthy and is generally awful at sport - carried by his doubles partner in tennis too
the really sad thing is now that the entire site bullies indians, /cric/ became in theory the last place on 4chan where indians wouldn't be bullied because at least they play cricket, but the molester from leicester decided "nope i need to try really hard every day to make /cric/ intensely despise indians as well".
*shire>grim norf shithole full of dreary pensionersVs>vibrant sport uni where olympic athletes trainCan see why you'd pussy out from the latter. No different to the othet /cric/ engshitters i suppose
30 pull-ups you meanId say it's pretty brag worthy, God knows what tiny proportion of the population can do that I don't play mixed, that's britjeet
>I don't play mixed, that's britjeetkek done him. sober zach's power level being unleashed here
>vibrant
>sport uniI think this reputation is a bit overstated desuhow many of them get to the top levelsit just sounds like a massive cope. I'd say Oxbridge are more worthy of that title and nobody calls them a '''sports uni'''
*can't find a XD partner more like
the dork from yorkVERSUSthe molester from leicesterin a 45-minute time limit tard smash match
>>152194398I've actually had 4 big eagles by brew York, which admittedly is sober me. I don't think I've done much long-term damageTime will tell
was just in town saw a bloke about 35-40 wearing a jacket that had pictures of the star wars ships flying around all over it
>the molester from leicesterchuckled
all evidence from his /cric/ posting history suggests quite markedly that certain man from leicester is a slot badger, a bush dodger and - indeed - a small bean regarder
not really that funny desu Wears its influences on its sleeve put it that way
>>152194065>>152194114All of England is north England to me.
certain man should only be used at beginning of a sentence
ok but tbf most of us don't know that because we don't watch non-sports like pooker
snooker is a sport
t20 isn't a sport
>pomvict hours
bed loomsno hangover on a Saturday is true freedom
>>152194615I have a neo-traditional tattoo of a rebel trooper boxing a storm trooper on my right forrearm
based zachy slowly taking the teetotal pill50 pull ups looms
>>152195060been teetotal for a few weeks after dropping weed due to some health issues and now feeling incredibly emotionally stable
its beer fear thats the problem weekend you can just drink through it had some problematic Mondays
still fuming over that grire display by >us in the last gamehow do you event go from 90% of winning on day 1 to losing the next day? sick of it
imagine unironically fuming about a bunch of German tarqs losing at a game of cricket lmao
im a heavy metal mani don't have work in the morning
>the welsh weakling looks on with envy at athletic genes he'll never have
*shits*Man that was a gross one*leaves*
>>152195363the second innings bazballing knowing that the afternoon of day 2 in Perth is historically the best time to bat was an interesting choice of tactics.
spazball
>>152195363
yeah im 100% fit and good to go
We only need T20 all year long
>>152195640anglos athletic do me a favor, whitey
>>152195830corrPENGarsechebesheypolynomials
>>152195670crisp post fella
>>152195805kekkk
funny part is sebbo didn't even shitjust smells like that lmao
drank a bottle of asda wine today. i pissed it into the same bottle and in 2 pisses i managed to fill the bottle into the same capacity. hm what does this teach us?
medbedev fella
I will never post a single pic of the nang gaff on /cric/Not even a can poster
umm..why fella¿
>>152196097hehe
/147/ is chill and funny but /cric/ is full of diddled engshitters bullied out of /brit/
Wales vs South Africa on the morrow
nobody wants to see your bedsit, toothpick armed neek
All better than eng shitter crawley
it's twice the size of a bedsit and I have tonk arms
>>152196097ohnonono kek
Reminder Sanatan Dharma is the world's oldest living religion, the world's oldest living culture and the world's oldest civilisation with the greatest contributions to human advancement
>>152196299>>152196397all me x
Just went out for a sober nightwalkLow ousegate bridge/end of micklegate part of York is very grim May as well be in any grim city at night
Best pace attack Ive ever personally sern?Probably Morkel, Steyn, PhilanderAbsolutely monstrous to witnessQuite possibly the greatest pace bowling trio ever constructed
>>152196508noice fella
wouldn't move to york because there's no decent girls and your only mates would be one fat bearded bloke who likes to play chess on his phone and another skinny lad who wears a flatcap everywhere and has a tatty novel stuffed into his jacket's inside pocket
For me, it'sNothing compares
>>152196508Finally a great post by a brit
>>152196536Forgot pic>>152196526This is true, but there is something holy for me about this place. I don't want to leave put it that way
I've seen the '''youth culture''' of Brighton and Bristol Not for me
just bought some solovair boots, you bongs know how to make a good boot.
>>152196629never heard of em
>>152196629>taking /fa/ advise from spaccydire dire dire
>>152196662never heard him mention those to be honest. just needed a nice quality pair and don't like doc martins.
>bootsSolovair good though, their chunky brogues last forever
tbqh, if i saw you wearing those i would just assume they're doc martins
you get filson branded products down under fella¿
>>152196662https://voca.ro/1l17nOpJeqAe
didn't @ you btw
can't say I've heard of them. the store mainly had docs, bludstone, solovair and a couple other small brands. got a nice wallet too.
k xlong tiem supporter of all things filson me ngl
ol bingo wings considers himself Takahiro Miyashita because he wears poo balances
finna boutta start a debate over scarpa vs la sportiva any moment now...
if he sees a bin bag made in england, he'll put it out with his rubbishif he sees a bin bag made in japan, he'll spend £300 to get his ''''body''''' anywhere near itlmao
this bingo winged, new balance wearing pleb thinks maha is a jap brand lol
are mizuno actually more comfortable than NB or is it just cope?
prolly cope
>>152196936saucony are elitemizuno sacrifice function for aestheticsNB far too heavy good for plodding grandmasAsics alright but overpriced and heavier than they used to beBrooks same as asics
liek I said, pure bullplop
I bought the asics work boots so I can be effay while hanging doors
>door hangers cant into tying laces
>>152197022>>152197060Akekkkk
>>152196936comfort is pretty much the same, but new balance last literally 3 months mizunos last forever, and wave rider 10 is literally the best sneaker of all time
>>152197060
>>152197060I used to get the sparky to do them for me now I don't have to worry about that
>>152197060dont like emodd lookin shoe
>office cucks cant into tying laces
>>152197125corrr imagine the feet that would bless those
Geese-Husbands live in Denver, Colorado state of mind
>>152197130
>>152197110Reckon they'd look alright without that tongue and lace spinner
>>152197170thats some military grade velcro
Prime Ministers XI game is on Kayo from 2:30 today
>>152197246
>>152197282GOTTEM
why do you still have a prime minister you dumb neeks lmao
I often dream about Bouldering
meandering to bumdering
>>152196097No clue who that is mate just using /sp/s shitter.*fills bowl with hot soup*Im not flushing that one*leaves*
Will you blokes set up a christmas tree?
odds go to work crimbo partyevens stay home
>>152197827Grim
I prefer to drink alone
if I turn the heating on for four hours it hikes heating bill up to 3 pounds a day Yeah fuck off am I paying that That's why the working class are poor, because they love turning the heating on too much
>>152186150good use of the word cuntsplitter. 6.5/10
>>152197246NiceOdds the England XI last longer than the test team?
Nothing more working-class than a warm house
Siddle today fellas
Will be posting some good slop this arv stay chooned
>>152198133he was hitting 144km/h last BBLreckon short spells and try keep his speed in the high 130s
Japan and china about to go to war lads I am so torn right now
are the umpires that called the woman game off being investigated for match fixing
>>152198194Damn, Sidsle must have been banana maxxing lately
>>152196508Marshall, Ambrose, Walsh
phwoar made some lovely curried chicken thighs for the brekkiebergserved wiv a peshwari nan
anyone notice shane bond look like stephen malkmus
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15333925/Crowdy-Bay-Livia-Muhlheim-Lukas-Schindler-shark-attack.htmlWhy would you do this. Bull sharks are thriving, far from an endgangered species. Why would you go swimming in the sea in Australia
>>152198315very vaguely
>>152198317>The pair worked together as Security Operators at the World Economic Forum and both attended the 51st St. Gallen Symposium for future leaders in Switzerland.
any cricket next week?
Bull sharks are enjoying the warmer weather and warmer sea Which is kinda cool, you kind automatically assume all nature doesn't like global warming, but nothing could be further from the truth
What team would be the best11 batsmen11 pace bowlers11 spin bowlers11 bowlers 6 of pace/spin the other 5 is the other 11 wicket keepers11 specialist fielders
>>152198365Yes there’ll be test cricket on Thursday and Friday. Maybe on Saturday for a little bit if we’re lucky
>>152198381depending on the pitch, 11 spin bowlersmore likely to be able to hold a bat than a pace bowler
>>1521983811 power poon.
>>152198381>11 pace bowlersit usually makes me laugh how out-of-place those tall nibbas look like with the bati would just take 11 batsmen and play for the draw
I was beat with ukuleles
>>15219838111 muralitharans would dominate generally
>>152194945had breakfast at a cafe, speedran IKEA for some light globes and been to the farmers market all before when I'd be pulling myself out of bed if I'd had a big night on the beers feels good man
I have self-destructive tendencies, but also incredibly powerful self preservation tendencies e.g. the 14mm max hang
>>152198741based giga normie consoomer
>>152198370honestly global warming is a good finglike nature yehwho caresit does what it wantsanimals evolveexitinctions happen like all time over billions of yearsye?natural equilibrium is a mythnature is inherently cyclical - predator prey cycle, boom bust whatever you want, growth and then malthusian overpopulation. like diss shidd is demographically universal yeh?what we should take good fromis global warming is gonna like eradicate the entire third world shitters and leave the good countries intactthis is needed the world cant cope with overpopulation of shittersim telling ya we shoulda adopted diss strategy wiv covid. boris had it right. not right what they did to boria. better than keir
>>152198698PHWOARgood postabd the chucking.will be off the charts
the cute girl that sold me those boots just texted me saying they found a pair in black that I was after (rather than dying a brown pair they had in stock) so now I have her number. I'm a creeeeep I'm a weirdooooo
>>152199005Muralitharan never chucked it Glenn McGrath chucked it
You say that yet when asked to post proof you never doMurali chuckers at least have some leg to stand on even though it was proven he can bowl without chucking which doesn't mean he never did
>>15219838111 Mitchells Johnson & Starc
The rules were bended from 5 degrees to 10 degrees to accommodate that despicable excuse for a human being McGrath
England actually lead the list of countries with bowlers called for chucking8 of the despicable sods
>>152199158McGrath is based
he's a cuntand a sore loser
>>152199216god thats awfulabsolutely.mentalwjat a svumbag
>>152197827Should I wear my "Cerebral Palsy Sport Ireland" hat, or my "Cheryl Warwick Dance Academy USA Tour 1997" hat?
McGrath was a modern menace on cricket. Le curtley ambrose rip-off manEven led to Josh Hazelwood having a career. Very grim. I don't want to look at that shit
Still no proof of McGrath chucking it
raining in sydney lads
https://youtu.be/bD0MofU5udE?si=cRI9MQNE9xNJaCjSCameron winter rates this man
>>152199629Heavy or nah? (xmas party cunt)
>>152199652quite heavy but on and off
The seriously retarded captain of the England cricket team, Ben Stokes, does nothing, either through fear, incompetence, or both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKZDCHHf_fA
Imagine being Cameron winter He can write a song but he's parents are complete degenerates
>>152199691sick
Cricket.
Cuck island city here I come
very strange how picking your nose is better with short nails than long
Cruckit.
>>152199858more like crug haha
The black clash is what i call my wife fucking her bbc bull
sun shiningcricket on the telly (PC)snags on the weberbeer in hand
what beer mate
pents and janny has to rangeban new zealand for a weeki know you will see this janny
>all rounder opening for the PMXINice
coopers pale ale
Pink ball looking very bright red nowadays
sun shiningno cricket on whatsoeverbeer in handanother beer in the fridge
itll be some gay fruity shit i bet
I am a pristine, energetic soul with Welsh boy flava
Tongue’s in
>konstas has copied marnie's "no run" call
hate this tiktok brained wog so much
and im only trying to make it betteris there no other way?when youre so far away i feel im paralyzed
>>152200065>>152200101
whos the woman 'tator?
>>152200162just kidding mate looks good. might get some kaiju krush later tbqhis konstas still chasing the dragon from that india innings?
There are certain parts of the england system, that are becoming a solved sport, because of my extreme intellect
>drinking beer
>tongue chucking
Not much to do in Canberra
>>152200389were some extremely hot girls out last time i was there thoughever
Saturday
My highly potent, highly intellectual Welsh seed
>>152200203she’s a retard whoever she is
I would like to make tender love to a fine English rose
quite literally got nothing to do
might do the lawns later
I might be slow to grasp openings Middling at the middle game But /cric/ will never take me at endgame
>>152187107lmao
pink ball bros, we're falling apart...
more like stink ball
England just don't know how to use it
will an englishman ever take another wicket in australia?
Id wager yes
there's a good (good but not great) chance that an englishman takes a test wicket in aus before an ausman next takes a test wicket in england
Expertly dodged the cops (4 of the cunts) doing a sweep of the train
grimland’s second XI can’t even take a wicket against a team full of shield rejects
>>152201401Why were you avoiding the cops?
>>152201540I was drinking a beer
>>152201554Pity the cops didn't fine you then. If you're that addicted to alcohol that you can't ride the train without drinking alcohol, then that's a big sign you should get help
>>152199454yup very clear the whole mcgrath back-of-a-length schtick bit overrated. many bowlers just as or as or more effective bowl nuffink like him
Malaysia U-19s getting destroyed by >our U-23shttps://www.youtube.com/live/7KWGI3VvXwU?si=Wx9L_ylmm3PRezW7
>this Englishman took a wicket before one of the test englishmen this ashes
>>152201769>many bowlersWell yeah spin and swing bowler is different to what mcgrath did but only a handful were more effective then him
>>152186206tbf, curious to know what being tased would feel like. I'm sure it would be fucking awful, but HOW awful.I can already confirm that being pepper sprayed is definitely not a good thing.
>>152201782>Malaysia>image shows NepalAmerican education
>>152201801Kumble had very ordinary stats
>>152201836I think you might be retarded
>>152201575i don't remember kumble at allbut can remember countless innings where mcgrath and warne shredded batting lineups
>>152201554what beer mate
>>152199454>>152201769>uh actually, that guy who took over 550 test wickets against quality opposition was overrated!
pms xi game is streaming for free on youtube btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKZDCHHf_fAbreak at the moment though so they replaying an old game
>“You can call us rubbish, call us whatever you want,” said Stokes. “We didn’t have the Test match that we wanted to. We were great in passages of that game… I think arrogant might be a little bit too far, but that’s OK. We’ll take the rough with the smooth.>“I’d rather words like ‘rubbish’, but ‘arrogant’? I’m not so sure about that.”
>>152201886can we queue all the shit talk they had prior to the series please and thanks
>>152201880that chat is cringe
>>152201912imagine if gayo had a live chat
>>152201886>get heemed >we were great seems a bit arrogant to me
>>152201912cringe is a verb, not an adjective. go to /nfl/ if you want to talk like a zoomer ebonic yank who can't speak english properly
>>152201880legend mate cheers
>>152201935Cringe post tbqhwy senpai. Gotta get more rixzz
>>152201938what about sitting chads?
>>152201782you are pathetic
miss the old on screen graphics which just scored the score in the corner
>>152201782sorry unironically took this for a sebjeet postYou arent a pathetic at all Nepal lad
yfo actually really ta
spent the whole day vibe coding love AI, just wish jeets were banned from using it
>>152201935
>>152201989based aging millennial
Bouldering blows my mind
>>152202005based is a verb, not an adjective. go to /nfl/ if you want to talk like a zoomer ebonic yank who can't speak english properly
>>152201801why are you looking at most wicketslike there are a whole bunch of quicks who are statistically as good or better than mcgrath but simply were not able to get to that many wicketsffs look at broad. hes statistically nowhere near the rest and even anderson is like not amazing
why would you sit to take a piss?
This is what australia has become https://www.noticer.news/muhammad-mirza-jailed-murder-helen-marsuk/
>>152201871im not saying mcgrath was overratedim saying his bowling style was overrated
play some dune rats
>>152202030Teams always bring their best and try their hardest against Australia. Probably because >we have always been the standard other cricketing nations judge themselves by.An Australian taking a wicket is worth 2 because theyre trying twice as hard.
>>152202030stop saying like
this kellaway fella is only 23
>>152201801mcgrath was a scientifically proven chucker and not that good anyway also an egomaniac and a cockend
>>152202054>Cricketingkys
Slop coming along nicely
cant believe the PM picked a decent openeryes i know he never actually picked anyway and it was a team thought up by CA
>>152202069>exceeded the arm bend limit at the time by 12 degrees>the legal arm bend at the time was 10 degrees>22 degree arm bend top kek madlad
>air fryer more reddit than bouldering
>>152202127looking good so far
>>152202139yeah it quite mad
>>152202142dont think thats an air fryer bong brothat non stick shit in the pot is scratched as fuck and not a fan of the plastic slotted spoon.Cast iron pot and a wooden spoon would be better
josh hull has a first class average of 43he also got picked in a test for englandare english bowling options really that bad ?
a post-lawnmowing beer has to be one of the top 10 beers
Albo would rather get married than go watch his own team play, pathetic
>>152202210yeah m8they havent figured out how to bazball with the bowling yet
>>152202174Akshually those white specs are bits of onion and garlic, there are bits flaking off around the rim though, the spoon is silicone so not as bad but i do want a good wooden one
>>152202212>postI drink while mowing it's much more efficient. I do like a beer in the shower but
>And there it is! Unkept Promises as selected by the Prime Minster gets his 100! His partner Hidden Corruption salutes him at the other end
can these commentators stop talking about the prime minister
fark good snag
Had a nice wank after Bouldering yesterday
>>152202229shower beers are only good if you are getting ready to go out, which i no longer do
shower V's still go hard though
one things for sure i am not firing blanks
>>152202217theres scratches all around the rim
How many innings in a 2 day match?
>>152202268Yes
>>152202248I've noticed some shower beers are good some are shit, never really considered why but yeah you're 100% right here, good call.
you guys get anything good for black friday?
might go see the fray in sydney next week
honestly can't tell if I'm firing blanksthats why I hate the pillits literally normalized hate towards menthe most important part of a mans life is spreading his seedand yet the pill makes him believe his seed is worthlessjust evil
>>152202322gonna buy some new golf shoes tomorrow while the sales are still going
>>152202322FOY
>>152202335contraception is evil, it turns people into sex objects of self-pleasure
>>152202322ps5 but i returned it the next day because video games are infantile
>>152202336bought a pair of these a couple months agohttps://www.footjoy.com.au/en_AU/men/shoes/spikeless/fj-traditions/003FJT.html
>>152202322I bought a double ensuite shower tent thing
>>152202354crisp
reckon this eng team will also try to baz it?
WAIT ON
>>152202322shit sales this year most places just ditching old stock with fuck all discount
wala steak and kidney poo (stew)
hearty slop
for me;
Are you lads trying to up your cooking game after the disparaging comments?Wednesday was very grim
might wanna stand your beer up straight before it spills haha
>>152202509some sort of fucking comedian are you mate? its CLEARLY sitting on my desk how is it even possible to sit a beer on its side huh? THINK before you post you fucking spastic. you are fucking dead 'cuzzie'
>>152202493i'd eat that
I hate pissheads
A very neat run rate of 4.00
>>152202493looks really good
>4.00hardly bazball is it
mumza just told dogza they were going for a walk and it literally shat itself on the carpet
>>152202507no mate still had broccoli and mince for dinner just didnt post it tonight
>>152202549Clean it up jannie!
>>152202555i just pretended i didnt see it. mum will clean it up when she gets home and finds it lol
>>152202561how did your mum tell your dog theyre going walking if shes not there
>>152202518Thank you
>>152202566shes out walking the dog now u dunce
sounds like a couple super drys have been consumed in canberra
>>152202544I make it quite often so simple and tasty
>>152202573Still reckon you fucked the timeline up
Reckon he shat on the carpet aye
>>152202584can I get the recipe please mate
Sure is /afl/ in here
>half the english side haven't played in a pink ball matchdo they not play them in england?
just taking the dog for a walk, hope sonza hasnt shit on the carpet
get owned bozo>>152202585
fucking hell, can we drop Khawaja please>Cricket Australia officials will meet with Usman Khawaja this week and ask the opener to explain himself over criticism of the Perth pitch, as they weigh up whether to sanction him for labelling it a "piece of s***".
>>152202623actually genuinely retardedthat pitch was mint
>>152202608>mumza just told dogza they were going for a walk>shes out walking the dog nowSounds like the dog has an alibi. They could be low fibre human nugs, judging by the fact you post here I assume your diet is garbage.All evidence suggests thats yours, rugshitter
how come yuro backpackers keep getting eaten by sharks
Papua New Guinean cricketer Kiplin Doriga has been sentenced to three years in jail in Jersey after pleading guilty to robbery.The incident took place on August 25, 2025, during PNG’s tour of Jersey, when Doriga attacked a woman, punched her to the ground, and stole her phone.
>>152202608It's 6 not 7 o'clock BUSTED
>>152202629awful argument. why would she tell dogza they were going for a walk if not immediately before taking them?
this pair in the box are having a hell of a time together
>>152202642she tell the dog they were going for a walk over the phone or something? and then met the dog on the corner?how did she not witness the shitting?something really not adding up here
>>152202648i dont know how she didnt notice shes pretty daft
>>152202642that is the argument you dumb cuntno wonder you shit on the carpet
>she tell the dog they were going for a walk over the phone or something? and then met the dog on the corner?lol
>18:55; mumza has told dogza they are going for a walk, the shit was then taken, the walk commences>2 minutes later, 18:58; the question is asked, how did mumza tell dogza the walk was happening?>1 minute later, 18:59; declaration that the walk is in process, mumza will be home soon to collect the turd in question timeline is clear desu
>>152202690Convince your mum not me, rugshitter
reckon something crazy has gone down in sydney, cops absolutely piling out of the station near my house - sirens blaring
>>152202714speaking ofmy sister lives in a pretty good part of sydney and has to live next to some comancheros gangbanger cops say they can't do shit despite them being on meth and a constant nuisance
*bes sitting in chair phoneposting on verandah watching the sun go down over north coast beach with the a few magpies singing in the distance while reading about shitney shitness*
> Stokes: Calling England arrogant is a step too fardon't go too far lads
>>1522025951kilo beef i use blade steak1 kilo kidney MUST trim fat2 brown onion dicedStock or waterGarlic1Cut the steak into bits twice as big as your thumb and brown them, in batches if needed, put aside2Fry up the kidney, i don't bother doing it in batches, put aside 3Fry the 2 diced onions for a bit, then add however much garlic you want, fry it a bit more4Add all the meat, salt and pepper and stir5Add the stock or water, i use beef stock, just enough that it's not completely covering the meat, dont want to down it6Simmer on lowish till the meat is nice n tender7Thicken with cornstarch slurry when tender8Wala
>>152202322get a one year subscription to mubi. it's on sale fella x
>>152202746unreal going to cook this tomorrow with some mash and post results cheers legend
>>152202746how many meals does this make you?
im a heavy metal man
>>152202340wait on, black Friday and cyber Monday are worldwide events innit fella>>152202769would explain the denseness, the instability, and the bonding issues, innit
>>152202642the lady doth protest too much lmaocan't believe you shat on a rug mate
new>>152202801>>152202801
imagine if wales had a population of 1.7 billion and cricket was our only sport. And we lost at home in st.clears or Neath
