>>152189340BBC
Oi foite Lopes again fah legacy, not money, not fame, fah legacy lads, Lopes is a real mexican gangsta moite, a real fackin taff cahnt, who is this movsah guy, this lerone guy moite, nobody knows these cahnts, oim ganna fackin smash Lopes again fah legacy january 31st 2026 alhamdullifackinlah ya cahnts lets go
>>152189362i dont appreciate em at all
nuke South Africa.
So the plan is just hope that Volk is too old to win the rematch and gets chinned to have a messican champ?What if he wins again?
>>152189481But you live in south africa
Why is he fighting Lopez again? How does that make sense?
>>152189522Volkanovski vs Lopes 3: this one is for the hood
Volkanovski vs Lopes 4: This time for good II
>>152189542>>152189522Who else would volk fight? Leon Edwards 2.0 or nuthugging muslim that never fights?
>>152189606Murphy doesn't fight like Leon
He's black and he's British he's basically Leon Edwards b
give him meme o malley or some 135lb can
>>152189622Hes a decision machine, tappy kicks on the outside and hes black British. He also doesnt deserve a title shot for beating Aaron pico
you think this guy ever has to go through a divorce? heh yeah right
>>152189606What does this fight do for Volks legacy whatsoever, it’s literally just giving the messican a second chance to get a heem because the Paramount tv deal covers Shatin America.
its proven most of the goats have gone buzzed. that fag lopes lopez just doesnt get it
do you guys have anything gluten free
>>152189718No we but we have some humus in the back if you want
>Dvalishvili vs. Yan 2We don't car.Royval vs. KapeWe don't car.Gaethje vs. PimblettWe don't car.>Volkanovski vs. Lopes 2We don't car.With a schedule like this the UFC may as well be dead. It's time to begin the countdown until something better replaces it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMRu3BBMG8
>>152189696Hes not even Mexican though. Mexicans love lazyboy but he cant fight. I rate another diego win after he heemed Jean over a Leone win. Evolev is ramadaning or sick so
>>152189742never change
>>152189674Cuckpes doesn’t deserve a title fight for losing a title fight and then beating some guy outside the top 10Volk deserved a chance to take Mosvsaar’s 0 before he becomes fully flushed and can’t add to his featherweight goat resume anymore. >>152189680If are Volk was threatened with divorce he’d just hit the woife a propah shlap and that would be enough of that nonsense.
better question is, if volk wins, do they have a third fight in the summer
>>152189762what's up with his face
no lips
>>152189762i had no idea that this was a different person to Caio Borralho the fuck
>>152189767Everyone glazed jean silverstein and diego heemed him brutally. I agree evloev should've got it tho
Hope its a case like Meng vs Usman where the better fighter is able to heem because he already downloaded the guy in the first fight. Hopefully the sleem gods will grant this to spite Dana trying to brute force his handpicked fighter for the belt
>>152189794Mayan genes
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? NO MR. PADDY I WON'T GET IT! WHY DID YOU REDEEM YOU DUMB BITCH???? WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Topturo doesn't have it in him to live like gooby
Hope you guys are all having an good day. Happy friday boys.
If UFC banned Muslims and WMMA would the sport be better
Volk is fer sher retiring, it’s a Straya card, he probably asked for Lopes so he could go out on swang and bang rather than getting buttfucked by a russian decisionator or leg tapped by a bong pointfighter
>lopes legacy will be losing to volk on paramount plus, for free
what will volk do after retirement? isis.
>>152189978>he doesn’t knowVolk’s legacy will be losing the rubber match to Lopes, and brutally losing the rivalry with a score of Volk 3-1 Lopes
it's going to be so funny when lopes chins volk
>>152189968kek can't blame emi hope he pulls it off or at least doesn't get chinned
>>152189968>he probably asked for LopesVolk asked to fight bother Movsar and Murphey, the UFC shut him down. He wants to fight different guys before he misses a step
>>152189362she's got some intense FAS going on there, that's how lots of girls look here in the south, drunk and pilled up in the womb
How did the Jew ariel figure it out before UFC released it?
>>152190022hoping volk hits lopes with the brick he smashes his burgers with, but honestly? I don't care who wins
>>152190020
>>152190053They have great tits tho
>>152190060one of hunter Campbell, Mick Maynard, or Sean Shelby must leak to him, right? How else
when arman tsarukyan wins you go "wow, he just gave that guy his umpteenth loss."when mateusz gamrot wins you don't say anything, you get debilitating chills.is this television and film? this is a fucking movie.
>>152189968Dude became an alcoholic because they gave him a medical suspension. I don't think he's done just yet. And Lopes obviously got the fight because the other aren't too marketable.
>>152190060It's now or never to order a hit, Dana
>>152190060connections
volk will back is all up. he wouldnt dare lose at home
why cant luke thomas get the scoops like ariel?
>sorry to hear champ
>>152190020You joke but Daner did this exact bullshit with Jizzy and Pereira, just give rematches until the guy you want wins then end the series. Hopefully it fails like his attempt to give Max infinite attempts to beat Volk failed
>self heem
hey sisters what's the tea on ilia's break up? I heard that he's cheated on her and vice versa.
>u must un heem>but how
>>152190284he probably did some weird sadistic shit that all fighters do in relationships like make her pretend to be a coffee table for 8 hours and now he's clutching his pearls about mens rights
>whatever it is, he needs a lot of thoughts and prayers
Piglia experienced an unrecoverable aura loss i fear
you know the nelk boys predicted all this
>>152190334explain
>>152190334this nigga eatin tomatoes
Conor fucked Ilia's miami wife in an ibogaine fueled rage and Ilia had to watch, plz need time for mental recover
Damn nigga, maybe like pull out every now and then how this doo skeetin so reckless
>>152190334What eva happun to gary coopah da strong silent type
>>152190307kek he looks so short here>>152190303she was the moneymaker in the relationship i think blud is devestated about his 2 million dolla gym more than anything, since we've been seeing him in that musty georgian gym recently
the entire mma community is up in arms right now and the result of all of this anger will be everyone tuning in on fight week and getting hyped over what ends up happening
>>152190352
>>152190363for what purpose is rob also shirtless for?
>>152190384company man always on standby
>>152190363Jizzy will never have this. Rob WON.
I want to see the milk boys get beaten into a coma
>>152190384Don't you know how babies are made?
>>152190380some guys lol
>>152190384Had to put another one in her la, can’t waste time
>>152190303Izzy>kneel on rice on the tile floor and stop going to sephora with your friends you are a subordinate to meAlso Izzy:>she is not your bank kings. find a lawyer and sue her if she tries to run away
>>152190414kyle can be baited. buckingham caught the third world
Aaron fookin Pico man
>>152190384babys like skin to skin contact with their parents
the first world in me wants volk to end on a decisive victory, the second world in me wants diego via KO, and the third world in me wants to have sex with my auntie
oh come on man why didn't they give the title shot to............................lerone murphy
>>152190384Had to heem the doctor for looking at his missus’s tits
>>152189968He thought he was getting Evloev or Murphy
>>152190424Is he part Irish??
>>152189968The pride of England, Lerone Murphy, is anything but a point fighter.
>>152190413why is there snow, I thought Whittaker lives in Australia and its 100 degrees there
>>152190414Nelkdaddies got ya topiglet squealin I fear
>No i can't fight arman because i'm sad
>>152190413lil nigga rockin playstation
Did Giorgina really divorce Topuria and immedietly start getting dicked down by a big black guy?
>>152190493THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Aaron PicogramWill never not laugh at his little cm punk style cuck shuffle into the elbow, literally what technique was he trying to perform other than just get himself heemed
>the ufc is dying
>>152190468Searching for posts that contain ‘aunt’ and from ‘South Africa’. 29 results found.
Ilia vs Arman? nah fuck that! Ilia vs Paddy/Gaethje
arman being passed over is funny, ACTUALLY. He should take another fight, or he might get ignored again.
>lw champ about to lose family>doesnt want to heem2025
>Ilia Topuria will be out for the rest of the year>he suffered multiple injuries in an altercation with his ex-wife new boyfriend
my boy gonna be out of prime by the time he gets a title shot i actually feel bad
>>152190520I haven't rewatched fight because my boy got slumped but I remember him landing some good left hooks off stepping to the right.
Why don't they strip champions of their belt anymore?
>>152190529There is no way Ilia will fight twice in a year, meaning that Arman would have to sit out for a year, which the UFC doesn't like.He will 100% have to fight again before he gets to the title.
>>152190537>boyfriends name Jonathan Koppenhaver
>>152190554Paddy the faggy getting heemed by Arman in his interim title defence would be hilarious
why wont that spic mutt defend his title? i am le sad is not an excuse
>>152190523little thing called being a real nigga
>>152190574Ilia was raped by his own daughter, sources say.
>>152190574Muh mental elf m8
She took the fucking kids
>>152190572>heemed by Arman
>>152190493>>152190520He got fed to the wolves, you don't give a bellator champ some nightmare gatekeeper in his debut
>>152190574yes but 97% of anons ITT have been using that exact same excuse for decades to justify doing jackshit.
>>152190590Pico was never close to being a bellator champ, he was a MVP style can crusher who was never matched up with the top guys in the promotion.
KWABspinall bros, why does Waldo keep exposing /ourboy/?
My walkout music? Glad you asked.Nightmare by Avenged Sevenfold.
>>152190592ill defend my room from anyone, any day, anytime.
>>152190603if Wheres Waldo beats Lewis it's game over man, give him the belt.
>>152190610forgot link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1OnZR3zNp8
>>152190613based
>>152190627the walkout to getting bean cheesed by Schaub
Is tomala still out in england seeking experimental surgery to give him a new eye after it was brvtally gouged out??? Its a disgroice he hasnt got a fight booked yet
>>152190627we live in the ashes of a better world
>>152190627These pride "legends" were all bums. Rampage is the only one who had real UFC success.
>>152190575hey I'm not hating, respect the hustle
>>152190666Tomala is rolling around in a pile of leaves behind tesco covered in shit and piss his son escaped into a sewer grate
>>152190727not kind of you. the "bums" still rape this roster, so ill take bums any day
>>152190746Dunno who that guy is
The UFC is getting closer to Pride when it throws away all ideas of merit in matchmaking.You think the UFC giving Lopes another chance hoping he flukes it this time is bad? Pride booked Sakuraba vs Wanderlei a fourth time after 3 knockout losses hoping their nip hero could win somehow this time.
how many liters a day do you guys drink, I drink about 5.5 to 6 liters
>>152190758you dont know joe duffy?
>>152190727Rampage was chutebox bitch in pride.
PRIDE SPOILER
>>152190795rampaged heemed their king though, those roid monkeys fell apart once they got to the big stage.
>I not prepare for cage, very different for fight
>>152190829this that doo that God Schaub heemed b?
>>152190811Only because Rampage was allowed to roid in the UFC with TRT.Anyway they all suck because they all lost to Forrest Griffin lmao.
wanderlei - cro cop - schaub schaub is a pride champion twice over, and anyone saying otherwise hasnt done the math. there is a reason that guy has an ego, he earned it!
no follow
the nelkboys planted a seed of doubt which grew into a tree of infidelity
someone hold this White boy back
jones planted a seed of love in hasbulla's dwarven dung dungeon
>>152190853Everyone was allowed TRT. Griffin was crafty for his era and was gifted the decision against Rampage
>>152190882Rampage was gifted a decision over Machida so it evens out
“Marry a man who goes to God when he has problems, not to other women.”What did Ilia's wife mean by this?
khabib planted his seed in fazza lungs which grew into an excuse to duck Tony
>>152190879What an unusual post.
Crazy that Paddy is in a title fight with a record like this
one of danas goons
>>152190914Not too different from Jizzlam’s pre title record
>>152190914looks like a bellator record
King of the Streets Bloodaxe vs Hasbullah Y/N
>>152190916Lol! How could anyone hate this lil guy?
>>152190914Islam got a title shot from beating Bobby GreenGarth and Charles got a title shot from beating TonyGarth and Charles got a title shot from beating Chandler
What happens when Lopes heems Volk?
>>152190920true
>>152190920Islam was fighting guys who had like a 3 or 4 win streak goingPaddy is fighting Tony Ferguson and Michael Chandler, who was still ranked for some reason
>>152190916Lil faggot ducked Abdu Rozik
>>152190962Division gets stalled out as they force Diego to wait for September so they can have UFC Noche Lopes vs RodriguezSo worst case scenario
>>152190958He was peaching up the rizzler who is an actual little boy. Grown man of a ting fighting a child
>>152190965Both Islam and Paddy fought two fighters ranked in the top 15 at the time of the bout before getting a title shot.Green and Chandler for Paddy, and Moises (lol, lmao) and (short notice) Hooker
>>152190960King green*
The last time Paddy fought a guy under 35 was Jordan LevittHe has risen from rank 10 to rank 5 without fighting a single timeHe's basically Colby Covington
one kick. thats all i need with hasbulla
jokes aside you have to be literally pussyblinded to wife up a performative christian professional marketer and "influencer" from miami florida. it's like walking into your own right hand. fucking idiot. his brother should've taken him on a long fishing trip and told him how it would go.
>>152191011Things were going fine until he cheated
>>152191016This. Nelk boys mind heemed him, causing him to pre emptively cheat so Giorgina couldn’t cuck him first, she found out and took the keedz, now he’s sitting out all year like a bitch and allowing paddy the faggy to get a belt
"Fag shit" - Jon "Bones" Jones
>>152190996>imagine pushing a guy through the ranks to never pass through the gategaethje by leg kick submission
I could beat 50% of the unranked heavyweights.
>>152191032>>152191011wasn't she the one cheating on him with the black rapper?
>>152190610My walkout musichttps://youtu.be/5RDSkR8_AQ0?si=pfs-7uEE4vunkPD-
>>152191055They had already separated at that point
>>152191044i believe you. im weighing around 115 and can smoke most of 205
I'm 145 5'5 (my bones are d bitch what up
islam wanted to fight contenders but they didn't want to fight him. paddy wants to fight once a year and be fat as shit the remaining time
>>152191055Just fake news from Clitia fans fantasising about Giorgina getting Happed
>>152190996>>152191036Computer, what age is Just "the highlight" Garth Jeet
wish they would have volk lopes 2 this year so we get the third sooner
>>152191100Kind of crazy the road to the title Paddy got handed to him
>>152191106starting to think all bbc posters really were indians all this time
>>152191117At least Paddy is on a streak, Yair got an interim title shot while being 1-1 in the past 4 years, his one win being an injury tko vs Ortgega.
>>152191107a young 37, barely any cage time. zero wars in wsof. the kids fine. 10 more years at least
you cant dress up as todays fighters because they are all just sensitive faggots. >dress up as a mentally ill bantamweight
Paddy has decent kicks, shit boxing, mid wrestling, and great jiu jitsu. How is he going to get it to the mat against Gaethje? This isn't a 5'3" Michael Chandler either so it's not like he can spam kicks at range to force predictable entries.
Fuck man my feet are falling asleep I cant keep devoting my life to this Schaub
>>152191221Garth got taken down and mounted by Fiziev
>>152191244Unexpected, fiziev is lightning fast, and he got up
>leg kicks>wrestling>cant see>heemsjustin or bust. fuck that irish freak
>watch out 125. there is a newly divorced twink ready to heem *in one year once he really gets his mind right
scorers don't get knocked out
id accept women antics, and photos, if they just got rid of the fighting part. make them mid card only on the prelims.
Soccers dont knock out
>>152191364I remember watching this rags to riches story this business owner was telling about his life and how as a kid he'd get bullied for wearing cheap everlast clothing and I remember looking down and seeing I was wearing an everlast sweatshirt and realized i had to get my shit together.
>>152191530
libertarian man with asian wife
oooooohhhh
>>152191676Nuke Liverpool.
Wifeheemerpuria has gained Jon Jones level auraNow he is truly unstoppable
>>152191676I don't get it
>>152191714>i dont get it how do you like them apples heh
>>152191676What's the joke
>>152191740you are trolling
>>152191676Hahaahahaahahhahahahahhahahahaha
>>152191740turn off your monitor
come on down to coconut creek and get your shit fucked up. yeah thought you wouldnt, fucking faggot champions dont wanna train, dont wanna fight. dont want shit.
Ian. Garry,
>>152191827send message to blanch
all that ink and still cant land a title
>>152191856>ud'd venom pageis he anything more than a 78-81 on the gatekeeping scale?
>>152191676Oh I get it
>>152191939Can you please expailn it to me
>>152189680Volk is not some princese Ili. He is based
Pichael Menom Vage
apple time
>>152190174>>152190193Kwab
Vichael Penom Mage
>>152192058Yeah so- oh wait hold on someone's knocking on my door I'll be right back.
i want you to look at me, alright? now breathe. okay, so this joke is kicking your ass. just read the word, each word for me. we got two rounds, dont quit on me! DONT QUIT ON ME COWBOYANON!
>you like apples>i dont get it"cant coach em all to be winners" - GJ
>>152192129*quits*
>>152190914>niggaz be telling how modern mma is built different and than flash records like this + fighting once a yearThese goobers would get killed in prime Pride FC days
Knockin' on Henrik's Door
>>152192211the only young fighter that scares me is that gable guy and that older russian that got in a car accident
*apples you* heh, that was only a fraction of my power....
No but seriously what was the jokeWas it some regional English thing that I would only get if I was a scouser
>>152191827physically dismantle valentina
what would chuck do if his wife caught him cheating? he would defend the belt.
Sex with Ian Garry
>hey>nice bellator shirt>you ever watch ufc?
>>152192457I got it
Fighter of the month: Ethyn Ewing
>>152192579I don't believe you
future Canadian Ethyn Earwig
:-O
"how do you like dem apples. is dis a joke, i dont get it. can you splain to me? so you ask if i like apples? but why? i like apples yes, what do you mean by this?" - khabib
>>152192630haha yeah
>>152192630Paddy asked if he liked apples he didn't ask if he liked them apples
>>152192657sorry about your autism
former canadian felicia spencer
>>152192657gotta remember he is british and thinks invisible words just like you and i. just a lil slower
>>152192630what did he do with the money from fazza nft?
>>152192630Do you like fishsticks, Khabib?
we cannot follow them
>>152192746"i do not understand.. itz hard to understand. next question. please accept free gift while we wait"
>>152192606
>>152192606i have news for you
canadian mma
if you take stock of things and arent cazzed the choice is clear
>>152192823simply just the mandela effect. he will be south african tomorrow, move along.
>>152192866Jean Silva's Undefeated Record Of Sixteen Wins And Two Losses
wonkd outta your crooked face
Tldr me on apples
>he talk about my religion>he talk about my country >he talk about my fazzzai no understand>i train, california seven yearsknow me, they know me>why i jump on thread.huh? huh? i scam fans so what, i do for many years in cage. say nothing, weak, spineless fans. >you cannot talk about nation>you cannot talk about fazzza>you cannot do dis type stuffi no understand how dis go on so long>i want change dis
Uh Khabib quick question
>>152189750is frank hassle back?
>>152190503I drive a sony movie theatre
brazza must donate to the live stream! brazza i do not go irl for free! send me subscriptions, and i tell all my secrets
>>152192987cosmic crisp bogs every other grocery store apple
Ada 5000
Ufc is so shit
i make nft, the fan buy 50 million worth. i dont make fan dumb, im like very proud to send out nft, and fazza is too. thank you so much, thank you so i love see you ass-haul-uhh
mogs i mean but thats all good
>>152193111the ufc is dying
>>152192866>Close fightHe got 50-45ed
UFC 229: Khabib vs McGregor
goyFC
I will fight the flu on sunday
silva had lopes on skates. lopes walked head first into all of volk's punches and took zero damage
>>152193207I'm taking the flu in that one
>>152189362>people still can't recognize staged content
>>152190363Based Rob building an army.
>>152193213Levels.
>>152193263An army of future BBC sluts I'm afraid, sadly
>so im outside the store and this clerk comes running. now in west linn, oregon we have grocery stores, then we have mom and pop markets, where the extra expensive produce is sold. you might call them a saturday market. >well this was on a monday>a monday market, in west linn, ory-gon for those that can't say it >and let me tell you im feelin the area >sun is shining, im the meanest gangster in all of west linn, and there to get my goods>it all goes smooth, this isnt where the story takes off hah>so im near the exit, and i start hearing this lady screamingi mean really screaming what sounds like my name>so i start to seek the cause of this disturbance, im a gangster, no one can out gangster me>not in my market, no way, no way>im sprinting through this market in west linn oregon, the baddest man west of the mississippi, who just nearly beat anderson silva>my name is being screamedor so i think>i find the source, and come to find out its a KALE VENDOR A KALE VENDOR! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT! I MEAN CHAEL & KALE! HEH
Volk ain't never gonna have a son
>>152193213silva got his head caved in after a glancing elbow while chinlet god volk survived two brutal knockdowns despite coming in on a 5KO loss streak
Women crave BPC Big Pakistani Cock
>>152193305Max
post the real one NOW
>>152193350cris cybogg is all you need
>>152193214The bookies love you
oi jesus mate, i luh u
What are some "fuck around and find out" moments in MMA 2025?
gonna make some chicken wings today yeah
>>152193471delija tempting the mma gods before his fight with salsa boy
>fucked around>found out not even in the cage. retard special
>>152193521Honestly? Chills
Hey Ilia fuck you your wife deserved better
>youre probably wondering what got me here>hard work>boxing>toughness>but most of all, it was fucking over my fellow man>im up here today to tell you: fuck it>fuck, it, all. you canI did, and I am doing great.
What if the real enemy was inside us all along?
>>152193633Nah freaky ahh enemy whats he doin inside you
>>152193633what does this mean? despite all this rage? you are just a rat? you are not a rat. you are human. you then say in a cage? what cage? i see a free man, no rat in a cage with rage. what is this??
BREAKING: Kamala Harris washes her collard greens for Thanksgivinghttps://x.com/interesting228/status/1994127772156088341?s=46
It seems I struck a nerve there
>>152193521If the devil can't get you by other means, he'll send a beautiful woman against you.
>>152193687Friendly kitchen tip from the Topuria family this holiday season.
>>152193687This is based of her
>>152193687bugburger chads what the hell is this
>>152193687no make sense. here belt!
Been heeming minge (she/her) all day what have I missed
>>152193732What? She's just washing her collard greens for thanksgiving
she also washes her chicken with dish soap
>>152193750Been taking clozapine and ordered 2 large meatlovers pizzas with free delivery
>>152193799I seriously doubt Kamala harris washes her chicken with dish soap pal
>>152193841I think you would be surprised b
>>152193761Exactly, you need to get rid of all them bugs and dirt with soap and water. It’s just basic hygiene. White people really don’t season they food, or wash they greens and meat.
>>152193687I don't know about that chief
Georgina got her stupid cunt head rearranged by BEASTpuria's slapHe sleemed the stupid bitch good
>>152193859This bathtub looks fairly dirty, Id say?
>>152193859why come whitey don’t scrub dey chicken?
>>152193841>washes chicken with dish soapGood grief>>152193866What's the essay about
this is where its at huh
>>152193885They don’t understand hygienic practices cause they colonisers, they not like us.
>>152193885I understand washing chicken to get the brine off but what's this about soap
I have a 200 word essay on skibidi six-seven due by Monday morning and I'm just posting on /heem/ instead lmfao!
>>152193859the brick squashes the bugs what do you need water for?
>>152193879It looks disgustingly dirty and forsaken
>>152193920>hecking 200 word essay! lol that’s like a couple paragraphs
>>152193920green text it to the professor. theyll figure it out
>>152193292That's literally all you think about b
Ummmm cabbage water bath helps with ashy skin. Learn the culture before you open your mouth chud.
Y’all this is what we do. Don’t talk to me about no hygiene if you don’t wash yo greens and meat in the tub ya’ll hear me.
Are dishwashers and sinks a luxury item in the usa or why have haps chosen the least hygienic place to use as a kitchen
>>152193920breh thats ohio as fuck no cap
>lock yourself into baby jays brain dont want to brah? good luck being a champ
>>152194075People piss in that
>>152194090we use two hands and water scrubbing brah. i mean i just scrub brah
>noo you have to wash your greens in the porcelain sink not the porcelain bathtub!
>>152194075>>152194128Hey get your salad out of there I pee in that thing
>>152194139I look like this>>152194141And I say this
>>152194128We sterilize it with soap and bleach dumbass honkey. We ain’t want no bugs and dirty ass mud getting all up in our greens aight
collard greens are extremely slave coded they should never enter your home much less end up on your plate
>washed greens>washed divisionsstrong symbolism brah. ufc stay dying
>>152194167I'm never eating foreign food again
>>152194182speakin truth to power my brotha…
>>152193687Is she really washing her vegetables in the same tub her butt water sits in
>>152194037Well that's not ALL I have going through my head
Dumbass unintelligent uncultured honkeys ain’t washing yo meat with soap
maybe dana puts him on the white house lawn card
This thread is distressing me can we talmbout combat sports instead of bathtubs
>half black millionaire married to a jew>record me washing my greens in the tub in a leopard duragis she gonna do a facebook live with a fake smoke alarm beep too
>>152194272Yeah sure *heems you*
>>152194268That's clearly oil she's putting on them
>>152192124Hey man any luck can you pease expailn
>>152194290
>>152194250if post >= Fighter: print("black penis") print("poop")else: print("DRUMPF!")
what fight could you heem? id fucking detroy omalley and im 110lbs
>>152194282Once you make a certain amount of money you aren't allowed to do that stuff anymore?
>>152194305Sit yo white ass down we put the oil on after we wash all the dirt and chemicals off with soap dumbass
>>152194309Sorry b I didn't mean it
>>152194321Erin easily
>>152194311Exactly you get it now
yah man
>>152194339That poor chicken
>>152194368I got it years ago b I unironically steer you.
>>152194282you actually think that was kamala harris retard?
>>152194307Hey man I'm the guy who knocked on his doorbad news he wont be explaining it to you anytime soon sorry
>>152194268french paic citron is the cream of the cream for ameircans gourmets
>>152194339nice try but I found the original video and she said she's just doing a joke for the video
khabibs cooking shills are rolling deep today not cool
>>152194372I don’t see any bubbles dumb ass nigga those ain’t ready
>>152194429we eat our chicken medium here
>Everyone out here talking bout I fumbled. Y’all must not know the rules of the game. When you drop the ball on accident that’s a fumble, but when you throw it away on purpose. That’s called a complete pass. Top G shit.-ilia toporia
>eats warm foodmust be nice being rich
>>152194448I bet you do
Ilia can't fight, he's a victim :(
Periodt.
Savages
>>152190914Never forget that they gifted him the Gordon win because he’s a project.
>no more food posting>you know what you asked>its wrong and i will not speak on it>next topic
>>152194495white men… theys tricky with it…
>weakest hw division has ever been>weakest lhw division has ever been>jon jones retired for nowits time to plant a DC comeback so we get a Jones/DC at HW fight.
>>152190060>fighter x fighter why would you write x instead of v? V stands for versus. What does x stand for? Is it an attempt to be cool? Is this what the youth of today does, and Ariel is trying to appear young and vital?
murphy and evloev are both boring as fuckdana is doing you sods a favor
Why doesn't Arman just demand a title shot? Is he stupid?
Clitia Toepiglet
>>152194495>public service announcement>health expertsPeculiar people you can wash it in cold water if you want to get the surface liquid off what are haps doing wrong that's spreading salmonella? Washing it in the shower?
>>152194416why they make it taste like lemon if it not go on chicken nigga
>>152194582maybe its 5d jew talk and he is using X as a variable in the jewish mma math game
Big dick niggas don't get they heart broken by bitches that's all I'm saying is that's not a big dick nigga move
black niggas really wash their chicken? fucking crazy man!
>>152194627The fuck does X have to do with math nigga it's a letter not a number
>>152194595Chadman is rich he probably doesn't want to get mad over something so small
>>152194639What does this mean medicine in glasses?
MMA
>>152194680the word prescription confuses them a bit
>>152194639Now you're making things up
>>152194688We don't watch that shit
UFC
>>152194688Mazza Murdered Abdulmanap
>>152194715Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh
>>152194732Thank god I'm 97% neanderthal
Lopes wasnt supposed to win over silva, its going to very embarassing seeing him getting decisioned by polk again
>>152194769Wrong thread buddeh we're talmbout chicken and glasses try /xs/
>>152194647youre my money fight. ill even fight you at the apex
>>152194688>>152194715They sometimes get used synonymously but one is referring to the sport of Mixed Martial Arts while the other the biggest organization in the sport of MMA.
GSP
we dont do racism here
>>152194799Im a fucking ninja
GPS
the sport is called ultimate fighting championships for a reason…
the heeman race
>>152194931>GPSgibb poultry soap
>>152194963
>>152194732Is that true do they really?
>gsp wit all deez symbolstotal mason
>>152195008I almost overdosed once be careful
>>152195015that's a white power symbol b
>>152195008Yessir, and when you glasses stop working it’s cause the medicine is running out and you have to get it refilled
>>152195015Freemasons are based
>>152195048I never realized that because I have blue eyes and perfect vision
>>152195076Well some peepos eyes don’t need they medicine glasses
I saw an african woman irl yesterday and wanted to marry her
>>152195112what living in hellbourne does to a mf
https://youtube.com/shorts/ZK-QIKcwgE4?si=tm448JlUgUkbyzR4
>>152195007
I saw a woman stuff a grapefruit up her asshole on Chaturbate today
>>152195140>gay eye doctor>niggamark just might hom-a-bitch
https://youtu.be/QQRotsedZh4?si=iagQkZQT50EdZ0Ci
>>152195153Wow
>>152194948She's right though. Prescription glasses have medicine in them.
>>152195177>30 minute video>pressed playtesting my short fuse
>>152195140Using a black person to try and get this message across is not going to work
>>152195186Will you stop!
>>152195238Never don't always not stopping
>>152195228Periodt sista
https://youtube.com/shorts/rSd_C2RNPKE?si=KgM4WjnDeJkxdpRH
>that is correct >my sources tell me there is no medicine inside eye glasses>that comes from a very reputable source >what does this change for jon jones? >did he know glasses didnt have medicine in them? >more on dumb niggers, later guysTHANKS JAY!
>>152195126Town Hall Station 12pm today
looks like we have a new test to determine the truly retarded
>>152195322You are literally somali
I was mad about the title matchups before I realized Arman fucking sucks and every FW contender other than Lopes fucking sucks too, so I'm OK with them
>>152195336b?
Arman sucks? Yeah huge dingos
>>152194657Is he still being raped by gypsies in a romanian prison?
>>152194801What has are molly gotten herself into
>>152195281jon puts the glasses medicine on his fingers before he fights
Jiri is the only real fighter left in this gay ass sport.
>>152195359You've been promoted to kosovo literally speaking
10 minutes into the 30 minute rage bait video. im doing good
https://youtube.com/watch/dv676P0UjY4?si=9s_IaOu76RroTPCZYou got medicine in them glasses?
White people be like:"Billy? Where are you Billy?Black people be like:"man forget Billy, Billy's dead"
/ourgirl/, I guess?
>>152195433diversity
>>152195467I watched this and no she isn't she just talks about sucking penis a lot which is definitely too low brow for schaub
>>152195498He right tho
>>152195500She's been giving guys the old trugg walg?
niggers are so fucking dumb. this unlocks another layer to the lack of fight iq, and why they will never be champ. jon jones gotta lotta dat house nigga in him so he uses some uvva dat bren
>>152195467https://youtu.be/QWMPjq2LVm4>she implies that two friends are a gay couple>one tells her off for having no material>she threatens to leave>he says that he can roast her just like she is trying to do to others>she calls him gay again>he doesn't respond, and she proceeds to go on an unhinged rant shouting at him about his negative energy>she tells him to leave, which he does>she tells his friend to leave too, but then is handed the friend's phone and uses it to send a picture showing her middle finger to the guy
>>152195535So she claims but she seemed a bit insufferable and I have plenty of options (they/them but like chicks)
>>152195550Powerful
"im going to the store later and will have to bring up the glasses thing to out some niggers" - frank trigg
>>152195548if niggas so dumb then why come we discovered the medicine being put in glassesyall never put 2 n 2 together lmaoo
>>152195603
I'm all heemed out after a long day of sex see you tomorrow heem
>>152195620Exactleee. yt’s narrow-minded as always about black science
>>152195620>we discoveredoh here we go again with this we discovered shit. hahaha the medicine dries up too hahaha
>>152195647He had you screamin huh
>>152195665OOOHHHHHHHH HE’S HURT
>>152195622>frankie trigg>michelle Schivelloooo
>>152195665HES OUT COLD JOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6PN1ZizB28glasses thread theme
>>152195699Yes, but that includes all the stinky inbred paki ones too sadly not just the cool chad ones from the caucus
theyre just dipping the glasses in medicine? sheeeeeiiiittttt
Two guys 1 icepick
>>152195699
>diagnosed with the autism at 33thanks masons, gonna get flames in my hair
You do got medicine in your glasses tho. Just cause you dont take it by mouth dont mean it aint medicine.
one does not reason with the medicine in glasses, they simply just do. you see the glasses are a filter for the non viewer
>>152195500>>152195550Video kinda made me respect Schaub more. Despite bombing he pulled through and despite the Internet being on his ass he only had like 2 or 3 major crash-outs.
>>152195918Truth nuke
so that means since they were freed, at least, blacks have thought medicine was filling glasses. truly a slave race just like all other non Whites.
glasses are a medicine for the eyes
your car turns on>it got medicine in it nigger logic. shows in their fight iq (besides jon jones and dc two White niggas)
>>152195998Dumbass honkey how you think glasses fix yo eyesight, yt’s learnt science from us in Egypt do your research
>>152196022Is only if you go to the docta like a splint got medicine in it to heal yo bones issa prescription
So uh...is this your new fixation, spammy? Glasses?
>>152196055
https://youtube.com/shorts/LgEYdhOX1KQ?si=cMCqzCJDn7Kp5CXU
>>152196055Spamdaddy owns your piggy ass
>>152196121
>>152164831
are combat sports dying . . . glasses talked more than fights :(
its crazy how only a single nigga in the ufc has beaten MVP
>>152190914no its not every title fight is like this and every champion is swapped out after like 3 defenses. what have you been watching?
