Gonna finna boutta win da owl Sub EditionGo Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&si=0Dm-0FU9W9HJbLm4
well, well, well, seems like /nfl/ owes the bears an apology
KING IN DA NORTH
>>152209137>The Bears haven't beat anyone goodThis is still true
KEK THE FUNNIEST thing will be if the RASM LOSE to the LOINS IMAGINE the MELTY
>>152209067how do the Chiefs have such a good defense but are 6-6?
>>152209181Mahomes is a a shell of himself
did anyone have any thanksgiving accidents?a home in my neighborhood burned down
>>152209173That's Kevin Byard III the LEAGUE LEADER IN INTERCEPTIONS PUT SOME FUCKIN RESPECT ON HIS NAME BITCH.
Go Rammies Go!
>>152209177>IMAGINEThat's all you can do about that situation.
>>152209067Why do you even bother taking off your trip
Trade Goof now or it’s over for another 10 years!
Reminder that NINE has a better division record than Gayleb AND Goof.
>>152209219>goff will play when he’s 41Retard
>>152209181McDuffie and Jones are good and Spags has a good scheme, but they have very little talent otherwise
>>152209177Melty by who? The one rams fan here?
>>152209199Every single man in that video has seen Larry the Cable Guy live
>>152209177Funny enough that won’t help loins make it to play offs.
>>152209220This season has really showed that black QB don't age well
>>152209236One less than the two bumco fans here
>>152209235>JonesYou just proved you haven't watched a Chiefs game this season
>>152209220>Hurts when there is even the slightest, smallest, tiniest amount of pressure
>>152209181their offense sucks because they have no run game so opponents know they're passing. plus andy isn't scheming people open like he used to so patrick has to scramble and try to make something happen
>>152209220>>152209264Is Hurts just a glorified Tyrod Taylor?
My quarterback would RAPE your dogshit """team""".
>>152209217Seething malcontents see the trip and split threadsStops the autism brigade
>>152208899Lions are missing a key ingredient
>another W>#2 seed in NFC>funky blaxploitation music intensifieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>152209235Not saying he's not a game changer anymore but Chris Jones also changes games for the wrong reasons at times, like just standing around while Lawrence is scoring on him and ignoring lane integrity to let Herbert convert a game ending 3rd and 13 with a scramble.
>>152209299>bumcos fans thinking about homosexReally wild over there in Brokeback Mountain lol
>>152209199i found my grandpa's playboy magsi can't believe people would hold a magazine and jerk off to a single still nude image that didn't even depict sex. no idea how that would get them erect let alone make them cum
will we get a new 'mage in a month?
>>152209177Are fags still saying melty on here
>>152209299Dude enough with the rape. You’re embarrassing us
>>152209309How intense can the funk get anon?
>>152209301It makes no difference when you add the exact same video every time you make an OP
>>152209327That's basically what I did until I was out of high school. Girls of the Pac 10 was great.
>>152209220Bucks County chat here. I've been listening to a lot of WIP since the loss and you should hear how much they're saying Jalen is underperforming this season. No one is considering the fact that maybe he overperformed last season
>>152209295he is managed by women. its no coincidence hes passive agressive and refuses to admit anything is wrong and his teammates hate him.
>>152209343oldfags jerk themselves off to staying mired in their 2008 slang
Rams have the best defense and the best QB in the league
>>152209309>HE CAN RIDE>HE CAN SHOOT>DON'T TAKE NOTHING>FROM NOBODY
>>152209394I wouldn't eat any of the shit the ravens cooks made either
>>152209376hes playing as well as he did last year. they arent getting 150 yards from barkley
>>152209399>best QByou don't know ball
>>152209309Ok. Now what did he do that game? Other than paint his nails of course
>>152209399>he's scared of a dome team
>>152209399Burrs/Rams NFCCG and while the Rams SHOULD win that no one should be confident of it.
>>152209327I used to jerk off to SI swimsuit issues in the 90s
>>152209067>counting special team touchdowns against the defensetoxins defense has only allowed 165 points
>>152209456you missed the game-sealing 4th quarter tuddy?
>>152209452>A wall of text full of copeRams make ya seethe
>>152209137I don’t. I said your disgusting franchise would have a SB window from the Panthers trade if they had even semi competent people on their staff. Now they have a fully competent person. This year is just the beginning. Fuck You Carolina for doing this, and eternally FTB.
jamarcus russell
>>152209462>troglodyte flyover confused and enraged by a roof
>>152209491That was a really good TD too, on the run, the Swift checkdown available right in front of him, stared him down to draw the defense in then sent a dagger to the endzone, perfect touch, perfect placement.
>>152209456this
>>152209357>gaslighting bumcosfanWe just got finished with that thread though
>>152209491I spent last night driving home listening to NBC sports clips from Philadelphia. It was the funniest shit ever. Ron jaworski looks like a wax figure of Ron jaworksi left next to a furnace
>>152209537>rolling to his left>in 18 mph winds>perfect 30 yard touch passYeah what does he do?
>>152209552>implying I'm a Donkeys fagAnd are you going to ignore that you've made 75% of the threads in the last week? Someone even called you out for it
i think howie roseman should call the plays
>>152209534>>152209537Damn I forgot he even pump faked on the swift checkdown.
>>152209617The rams and broncos fags really help fill the void of the faggot mahommes stat spammer. I guess the pats/bears superbowl threads will be salt mines
>>152209661the pats cant be back so fast. i refuse to believe it
>>152209399>best defenseTexans defense would rape Stafford
>kangz>green gay>detoilet pathetic
>>152209713Blame the titans doe offloading vrabel
>>152209452If you remove his one yard TDs he still led the league in TDs
>>152209713Just accept that the Bills were never good and it gets easier to understand.
>Havent played in 2 weeks>Still makes the entire thread seetheHow does he do it?
>>152209757Blame Mark Davis for refusing to let Brady hire Vrabel for the Raiders out of fear of getting too much Pats influence.
>>152209537Imagine if Goof could move lmao
Can you hear us down there?
Just took an unbelievable Jalen Hurts
>>152209617Mind showing actual proof instead of just shitflinging? I make it a point to not repeat threads.
>>152209526Dome teams are 99.9% frauds but nobody ever mentions it. Literally only 1 or 2 examples of great teams ever in history. Even if you have Peyton Manning you'll get maybe 1 Owl over 20 years because playing defense is a liability in those conditions and you have to depend on winning shootouts in your home playoff games.
>>152209806Brady is willingly subservient to Mark Davis? How embarrassing.
>>152209838>king of the fraud division are we supposed to be impressed?
>>152209751This is what people thought in Week 1. They were talking like he'd be knocked out of the game. But the Rams won 14-9 and Stafford is still kicking somehow.
>>152209889That's not the afc west
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>>152209751Texans defense tried to but couldn't contain him. Stafford is elite.
>>152209259
I think I'm having a Bo induced melty. Should I seek medical attention?
>>152209977That was also a rusty stafford cause he hadn't practiced all season
>>152209751Are you Hispanic?
HOW?
>>152209852Just go in the archives and type in Go Rams and see how often it appears in the OP
>>152210103Squints is an oline babby, everyone knows this
>>152210103Games are won in the trenches. And Lane Johnson is mustard gas.
>>152210168>having a good o-line is LE BAD :/
>>152210103O-line is the most important thing in an NFL team
>>152210103having an elite RT tends to help
>>152210197Are you Hispanic?
>Games are won in the trenches. And Lane Johnson is mustard gas.
>>152210197If you shit the bed because one guy on your top 3 oline gets injured then youre nothing but a game manager
>i got cock locked by the eagleskevin patullo owes me sex. literally
>>152210125>pleasr do my work for me because im objectionably wrongThats not how this works. Burden of proof my guy
eyes off btw you spics dont even have a cfb team so you can't even hatewatch, you can only cuckwatch
>>152210320For youhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Go%20rams/type/op/filter/text/
what's the best football snack?for me, it's little ceasers
>>152210441I’ve been going back to the gym now. Stop making hungry for stuff like this
My burrs making this genny melty
>>152210441>no glovesdisgusting
>>152210103He uses a lot of PEDs, so he's a dominant player who is missed when injured or suspended for aforementioned PEDs
>>152210424>Two days between this thread and Thanksgiving>thread before that was on Nov 18th>none of them repeat images>search back far enough & you can see when I tried to effortpost the OPsUnless everyone stopped posting between the 18th and now its safe to say your seething and obsessed. Thanks for proving my track record though
What a whirlwind 72 hours for Lions fans. the Ragnow rug pull + losing to the Packers + Ben Johnson leading the North? Tough times in the Motor City.
>>152210566how about you do a melty on my face
>>152210599I’m sad
>>152210590I was exaggerating when I said that but youre completely missing the point. I asked why you bother taking off your trip when you always structure your OPs the exact same way>>152209217
>>152210530>he doesn't lift heavy on an empty stomach and then crush a full $5 hot n ready 'za and polish it off with a pint of sea salt caramel ice creamngmi gainz
This bussy is melty
>>152210441Buffalo Wings
>>1522104418 mcchimkens
>>152210573I'd rather a cook wash their hands frequently than use gloves.
1:00PM Games:>niners v browns>jags v titans >texans v colts>saints v dolphins >falcons v jets>cards v bucs>rams v panthers 4:00PM Games:>vikings v seahawks>bills v steelers>raiders v chargerswhich games we watching, boys?
>>152209344Maybe give r/respectfulNFLdiscussionforqueers
>>152210664I do healthy bulking
>>152210776Toxins Clots or Rasm Panturds and Queens and Shithawks
>>152210441redpill me on the pepperoni halo
>>152210776depends on if failcunts jests is memeworthy or just the boring kind of shit
>>152210776Titans are beating the Jagoffs this week
>>152210818was wondering the same thing
>>152210636>kangz + 40,000I'm tempted to drop a cheeky tenner
>>152210818caleb needs this for his throws
>>152210776Redzone
>>152210776Red Zone with close eyes on the Rams and 49ers games, then the Vikings game to watch them get bootyblasted by Darnold.
>>152210776the niners and browns solely for shedeur dramavikings and seahawks because I want to laugh at gaygay mcsharty's awful play
>>152210643And I answered that here >>152209301 its the reason I stopped effortposting OPs if threads were going to get split and the news outdated by then
>>1522108714 grand ain’t bad
>>152210927>gaygay mcshartycan we not?
>>152210776Only one I care about is rams panthers
>>152210927>vikings and seahawks because I want to laugh at gaygay mcsharty's awful playBad new friend, JJ bitched out of the game to avoid getting raped by the guy he replaced. Oops sorry, I meant to say he has a totally real concussion hehe
>>152210776Niners Browns for Purdy dropping his Spaghetti in cold weatherBills v Steelers for the Wild Card implications.
>>152211061It's 100% Oconnel wanting>we were playing a rookieTo be his out for the oncomming embarassment
>>152210930The why bother linking the same video every time you make an OP
>>152211173cleary cause he's a ram
>touch the railing that's designed to be touched >have your money stolenwooooow
>>152210573You're a retard
the league blatantly wants the rams to win the owl this year and i don't know why
>>152209168>King
>>152211213not a civil engineer but none of the glass floors in buildings that purposely jumped on cracked. Don't think this is entirely safe.
>>152211213That's bulletproof glass btw. Retard strength is a real phenomenon.
>>152211300Scoreboard
>>152209473Same anon, formative times in my life.
>>152211300See>>152209537
>>152211306why do they need bullet proof glass in a fucking stadium?
>>152211297What about an injured player returning from IR informs you of a league conspiracy for the Rams?
>>152210776Seven hours of RedZone Football
>>152211350It's obviously not bulletproof, he just made that up and you fell for it
>>152211300>300is that supposed to represent the 30 mile per hour winds he was throwing in?
>>152211380You forgot "commercial-free" haha
>>152211366>panthers are on a run>rams get their best corner back the day before they play the panthersmerely a coincidence
>>152211366It proves the League is letting them bring players back from injury. Open your eyes, how do people recover from injury?
>>152211387sometimes I really truly hate this fucking websitewhat makes you guys this way?
>>152211417i haven't watched redzone this season. how many commercials did they put in?
>>152211350>>152211387Don't listen to him, anon, I tell only the truth. If you were building a stadium designed to be occupied by Raiders fans, you'd be stupid not to use bulletproof glass.
>>152211469Idk I haven't been counting
>>152211433This but the Rams putting TE1 Higbee and RT1 Havenstein on IR right after the Seahawks game so that they can rest for four weeks and be ready for thursday night football against... the Seahawks.
>>152211387This.GOT'EEEEEM
>>152211213Why is that pane twice as tall as all of the other ones?
>>152211469I think it's been 4 commercials of 30 seconds each. Obviously that number will go up next year and in subsequent years. They are boiling the frog
>>152211306>bulletproofIt looks like a standard laminated tempered panel. Like a car windshield. The weakness in that it's only secured by two points at the base creating a lot leverage if force is applied at the top
>>152211300>throwing against a superbowl winning defense>at their home>in 20 degree weather>with winds gusting up to 40 mph>still get 45% completions, a clutch TD, and the winPretty impressive actually. Caleb haters really reach hard for anything to grasp at to hate on don't they?
>>152211564there's only 4 commercials during the entire 7 hour broadcast? i don't know why people would freak out about that
>>152211616Spoken like a frog who doesn't realize he's being boiled.
>>152211442Healing tank? Senzu bean?
didn't someone say something about this rams tripfaggot getting raped by chicanos?>>152211301>>152211213jewish trick where it easily "breaks" and they can charge 10k for it while it costs maybe 500
>>152211616Because it used to be 0 and within 3 years it'll be every 1 every 5 minutes with rolling banners.
>>152211658>AmmortalChamber.gif
>>152211590>>with winds gusting up to 40 mphproof?
>gayleb
>>152211300Now post Hurt's
The buccaneers struggled the year they won the Super Bowl. I still believe in the lions
>>152211796Why does he always overthrow every receiver? Did he do this college too?
>announce to great fanfare that your elite center is coming out of retirement>before you even do a physical on himIt was a fun couple years where I got to pretend this was a serious franchise.
>>152211842I thought having a leg injury was a requirement to be on the Lions oline
>>152211837his arm isn't the strongest so he has to put a lot more effort into each throw which is why his accuracy sucks
>>152211837Why can't the receivers run faster and stop dropping the ball so much?
>>152211842i don't blame the lions, i blame frank. he has a grade 3 hamstring sprain which means the ligament is torn which makes it difficult and painful just to walkthere's no way he didn't know his hammy was fucked up
Anyone have a webm of Caleb doing that gay finger gun thing against the eagles? It was near the end and the eagles got called for encroachment of neutral zone infraction
>>152211837He's a big throw guy as opposed to a game manager. It's better to get a 40 yard gain than 4 8 yard gains.
>the Bears finally have a good team with competent coaching again>with quarterback being a huge weaknessit's almost like we've seen this before
>>152210776My berds getting booty blasted by the pirates
>>152211903holy retard. Caleb has a cannon, probably the strongest arm in the league desu. his struggle has been with touch throws and deep accuracy.
>>152211998who's that
>>152211937the NFL needs to copy the CFL and let receivers run towards the LoS
>>152211903It's the opposite. Caleb has a cannon for an arm which can work for baseball but in football you need to control that speed and not just bomb it downfield with retard strength each timeJust watchhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/PZjIxCYOYRE
>>152212001>probably the strongest arm in the leaguedelusional. joshie has the strongest arm
>>152212041It’s actually bo nix. He has a 69 yard throw for a td last year which is the second longest throw in nfl history
>>152212007Rex Grossman
>how it's going for your average iggles fan
>>152212074>He has a 69 yard throw for a td>for a TDHow about throws that go 80 yards but aren't a TDDoes that not count when talking solely about arm strength?
>>152212007His name is Luggage Lad,
>This is who the Bills need help fromBrutal
>>152212040What the fuck? No wonder Odunze keeps dropping the ball if it's going to be lasered to him like that
>>152210573any germs get decimated when they put it in the oven
>>152212040Did he kill someone with that?
>>152211971
Kinda crazy how one man simultaneously saved /nfl/ and ruined it.
just wait til Mahomes gets his weapons back bro, and then clears the jam, and sharpens the edge, and reloads his ammo and oops left the safety off, ah shit the sights are misaligned but week 14 watch out! he's loaded for big game now
>>152212162>gayleb
>>152212129he can make every throw. it's just consistency, which will only get better the longer he's with Benny in the same system.
>>152212074mahomes has literally thrown the ball over 100+ yards during practice/warmups
>>152212206Yeah and i can throw a football over them mountains
>>152212177wogs on this board have mentally deteriorated to the point that any athlete with light eyes and nordic features sends them into a seething rage
what went wrong?
>>152212206Is it recorded?
>>152212206Mahomes couldn't even throw it 50 yards on a hail mary attempt
>>152212098Hold on, let me try and find the video. It was a top 5 video i think released by the nfl
>>152212241>wogsIt’s actually u chicanos, just like on /mlb/
>>152212239
>>152212247Bears have a better oline
Holy FUCK would you faggots please shut the fuck up about Bo Nix? He's mediocre at best, yet every goddamn thread is about him and his fraud team now.
Post Dak warming up
>>152212271chicanos are wogs anonall brown people including m*ds like it*lians and the sp*nish, hisp*nics, br*zilians, nafris, etc are wogs
>>152212295This is cope. The Oline is a superbowl winning Oline
>>152212333trips of false
>>152212241Are you saying this Englishman is a wog?
>>152212350Ooga booga mup da doo
>>152212098Excuse the reddit link lol i couldnt find it on twitterhttps://www.reddit.com/r/sportsgossips/comments/1p7kphc/top_5_longest_throws_in_nfl_history/
>>152212379Sorry I speak English, jose
>>152212350that's a swarthy celtsee this map
>>152212340they traded Becton away and neither Dickerson nor Lane Johnson played yesterday. it's a completely different OL.
>>152212303Melty :)
>>152212402and yes this is the same map as this basically kek
just from memory I think the Caleb flea flicker TD vs the Cowgirls was the longest throw I've seen this year
which eye color does the 'ixxer have?
>>152212441>>152212402Ok?
>>152212402U sure?
>>152212421Most predictable fucking response. Why are bronKEKs such retarded NPCs? Literally just 3 pre-written dialogue lines, 2 of which are about sodomy for some reason.
Drake "Drake Maye" Maye
>>152212489>>152212518phenotypes dont lie anonhe's got the swarthy celt bloodthis isn't new.i know it's weird, mexicans are taught the spanish are white(KEK) and thus all europeans are white, but in reality only NW europeans with anglo-saxon blood are truly white. (and only protestants are culturally white)Celtoids like them don't have enough and look woggyiirc there's some historical reason like genetic exchange between swarthy iberians and them but again, the maps explain everything>>152212441>>152212402
We love Drake Maye here
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>152211520
>>152212480I knew I was an era-defining philosopher king!
>>152212562Are you saying Mats Hummels, the ethnic northwestern German protestant is brown?
What is the cope going to be from bearcucks when they lose to the pack twice in three weeks and then get knocked out of the playoffs in the wild card?
>>152212578same
>>152212615None? It's already a successful season. Compared to previous seasons from hell
>>152212162Hell yeah, thanks bro. They show a closer angle from the opposite side on the replay in slow mo I think.
>>152212577The thought process is "hey, the other team is down and time is running out, so they need to get lots of yards quickly which means they'll take deep shots"Of course this results in allowing receivers to be wide open near the LoS
If prevent defense is the response to the two-minute offense, then why don't teams run the two-minute offense against standard defense?
>>152212615that would be such a bears thing to happen
>>152212684No coach is smart enough to do that
redpill me on matcha
>>152212684Guys get tired but it's not uncommon for offenses to rush back to the line to not allow substitutions on defense if they have a match up they like.
>>152212684it's too hard to set-up so many plays. Some teams do not even manage to build 2 minute offenses for each game.
>>152212743>headphonesWhat's he listening to?
>>152212684For the same reason teams dont throw hail marys every snap
>>152212743White bitches and tiny asians love it. Caleb loves white bitches.
>>152212743I have no earthly idea if a matcha is the drink or the giant purse. Rather homosexual, in either case.
>>152212636Understandable. Even in a "successful" season, not even the most delusional bearcucks think they'll beat their masters.
>>152212758what what in the butt
>>152212761Works in madden
>>152212684Peypey used to run no huddles from the Shotgun for the first couple of drives
>>152212758https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ
>>152212777>777You do realize we had to endure like 3 win seasons and shit with justin fields and matt eberflus, this is like going from hell to heaven.People often don't understand how hard it was to be a bears fan for the past however many years nowand yet we endured all the suffering and agony that no other team could even match how bad we had itIt is absolutely a successful season this year
>>152212787Madden is literally an NFL SIMULATION game, retard. If it works in Madden, it would therefore work in real life.t. Ball Knower
>>152212758Ben Johnson's ranting death threats on repeat
>>152211300That TD Pass was nice tho
>>152212743MATCHA MATCHA MANI GOTTA BE A MATCHA MANMATCHA MATCHA MANI GOTTA BE A MATCHA MAN
>>152211829The Buccaneers had Tom BradyThe Lions have Jared Goff
>my credentials for getting hired as your offensive coordinator? get a load of this
>>152212753>>152212797Based 4D chess
>>152212758https://youtu.be/yt2ko-AAOGE
>>152212615this ain't your eberflunk bears
who was in the wrong here?
>>152212777The Packers lost 10-7 to the team the Bears just shit on on the road. The Packers gave up 40 and tied against the Dallas team the Bears shit on 31-14. Jordan Love is a shitty contested ball merchant. The Packers fans who think this guy is elite are the most delusional fans of all. The Bears are the superior team, which is why they are in first. And the Bears are going to beat Green Bay next week on the road, just like they fucking beat them on the road last year. The only thing the Packers are masters of is getting shit on by the 49ers or Eagles every year in the playoffs.
>>152212891>plays the superior football game to MUH MADDENYou're hired!
>>152212884No one is saying the offense is completely reliant on goff though. Everyone needs a good OL
>>152212917When's the last time Caleb had a >60% completion percentage?
>>152212915>Eagles fans1000% they were in the wrong
After 1 day still not a single reporter has said the real truth of why the Eagles fans were booing and leaving early. No it's not because they're entitled. It's because they were in the right to boo when you're losing to a gay QB who paints his nails
>>152212939>I'm thinking about the eagles again rent free
>Bears are a 6 win team>Bears have an easy schedule>Bears haven't beat any good teams>Bears got lucky beating the superbowl champsYou are here>Bears won the easiest division>Bears are the biggest #1 seed frauds in history>NFC was weak this year>Bears are the biggest super bowl winner frauds ever>Bears are the biggest three peat champion frauds ever
>>152212937https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z_4Xf-AFdSc
52-21
>>152212984Enjoy your implosion
>Queef and Niggles fags nowhere to be seenLmao
>>152212937
>>152212743It's a green tea in latte form. Very basic white girl and Asian drink
Wow Im drubk
>>152213007>cowgirls
>>152213002What, you want us to announce our presence?
Bears Patriots Superb Owl of destiny
>>152213007Is this proof that a QB isn't that important as long as you have a good offensive line and good running backs?
I hate Lurie.
>>152212935>No one is saying the offense is completely reliant on goff though.Then he isn't a Super Bowl worthy QB. TB doesn't win that owl without Brady
>>152212997You lost your right to be in the discussion about the North on Thanksgiving bitch. The big boys are talking, go play with JJ.If the only time your football team looked like a threat all season was week 2 and that's all you have to hold on to it's a sad existence. You are going to get fucking slammed in the runback and then you'll be home crying during the playoffs.
why are the bears so bad at drafting QBs
>>152213042
>>152213007Do the people who post this seriously not understand how the bears franchise works?I challenge anyone here to name the QBs of the bears in their superbowl appearance years 1985 and 2006. Go ahead
>>152212743>wired headphonesretarded schizo
>>152212994>mfw da burrs win da superb owl but lose the DVOAb owl and EPA/playb owl
>>152213058Have they tried drafting a white QB
>>152213063Harry Carry and Obama
>>152213083You mean Trubustki?
>>152213058>bears qbs
>>152213063Don't be a retard. It was Jim McMahon in '85 and Sexy Rexy in 2006, and Caleb Williams in their 2025/26 Super Bowl.
Eagles should hire me to be the OC. I have no coaching experience but I played a lot of Madden
>>152213058Everyone shits on the Browns and Jets but the Bears excel at ruining QBs too
>>152213063How about you tell me their completion percentages?
>>152213052Again, no one is arguing that tb did win it despite of Brady. The lions offense is built to run mostly, not the qbs fault. You’re making arguments that don’t correlate to what I’m saying
>>15221228828 to 2 yards deep in the EZ isn't 100 yards and he doesn't have pads on
>>152212009lmao what the fuck
>>152213115>ruiningMitch and Fields were shit even without the bears
>>152210776My Panthers blowing the shit out of the Rams and going to the Super Bowl
>rams only impressive win is against the Clots and maybe the Seahawks Lol Lmao even
I'm pooping rn. It's one of those real sticky ones, I'm probably just gonna shower afterwards rather than risk getting poop everywhere and wasting half a roll of asswipe to get semi-clean.
>>152213063I remember Jim McMahon but I think they had another qb that played that year too, and Rex Grossman. They beat the pats and lost to the peyton manning colts.
>>152213161Catb owl
>>152213063Most people remember Peypey getting his first ring against Da Burrs
>>152213175U don’t have a bidet to wash ur ass baljeet?
>>152213175Thanks for the JJ highlights anon
>>152210302Just popped over there, and it's somehow worse than this thread.
reminder: the bears had to resort to the WIND to defeat the eagles
>>152213161>couldn't even beat the ninersRams are destroying the Panthers
>>152212007Sigourney Weaver.
>>152212743Matcha if done right tastes like a vanilla latte full of caffeine but way healthier than actual coffee
>>152213218>analytics
>>152213218But the Eagles were the ones that chose which side of the field to play on
>>152213218Eberflus would've went against the wind and told the team it was part of the HITS principle to overcome adversity
was he right?
Shit teams
>>152213218BEN JOHNSON 4D CHESS
>>152213215They're singing Mr Cuckside in Ann Arbor, the whole stadium, without the song playing.
>>152213194This house came with a bidet-type device attached to the shitter like pic related. but it's fucking useless. How am I expected to use this without getting shitwater everywhere?
>>152213280Damn how do you admit that as a HC
>>15221306385>Jim McMahon>Steve Fuller06>Grossman>Griese>Orton
>>152213287nice pic
>>152213287>pic related So u don’t have one?
>>152213287Forgot pic :(
>>152213325How do you use that?
>>152213332You stick your ass up to the side of the toilet
>>152213126>The lions offense is built to run mostlyRight, it's built around the limitations of its QB. The Lions need an exit ramp in case Goff shits the bed
>>152213296I now remember Kyle Orton
>>152213332you spray your asshole and remove the tough stains with your hand and then you wash your hands afterwards.
>>152213244Why do people hate on analytics so much when most of the time it tells teams that they need to be more aggressive? Are all of you pussies that don't play to win?
>>152213342No. Gibbs is too good to pass up and Monty is a hard runner. You build in the trenches (OL AND DL) you’re successful, any smart team does this no matter the qb.
I'm sorry, Ryan. I was not familiar with your game.
>>152213359Don't you guys have toilets that cradle your poop so you can look at it better?
>>152213348I think a lot of people forget Brian Griese was the Bears backup that year. I remember the put in Griese chants years before they chanted for Hanie
>>152213373The Falcons played aggressive with the lead against the pats in the superbowl, how did that go for them?
>>152213380yes some people have Flachspüler but they kinda became unpopular when modern medicine found out that there is limited use to inspecting your remains.
>>152213373nerds are always wrong
>>152213373Because as a lions fan I see it first hand u retard
>>152213373>MUH AGGRESSION
>>152213373Who's that
LMFAO niggles lost I didnt know.
Ngl, bears fans have started to be annoying as fuck in these threads. There is 32 teams and every 3rd post is the bears
>>152213373yeah bro when you're down 10 in the 4th quarter and in field goal range you totally want to go for it and lose by 3. Good job Lions analytics.
I'm right
>>152213469Where?
>>152213332It's unusable, anon. You can either:1) stand up and stick your ass over the bowl, which leads to shitwater running down your legs or2)sneak your hand and the sprayer under your cheeks while mostly seated, which leads to shitwater raining over your hand.
>>152213373>play to win>losemany such cases. sad!
>>152213373Did the analytics also tell the eagles to go for 2 yesterday?
>>152213469Bears making you seethe?
>>152213495>no, instead leave the shit stains in your ass by just dry wiping instead of washing the few drops of shit water off your hands with soap over the sink!1!1!
>>152213469if you faggots didn't have to cope over "muh completion percentage" Bears fans wouldn't have to laugh at you. Simple as.
>>152213469Not something to cry about.
>>152213427Do the people that still use them do so because of tradition?
MIDWEST WEATHER CHADS CHECK IN
>>152213525No, but the rams and broncos are better than you and you guys are acting like you won the super bowl
>>152209911>>152209977>threw for less than 250 yards and only 1 touchdown>people still think the texans defense didn't dominate that gamethe rams scored 14 points; the only team the rams have kept under 14 points this season was the ravens with CooperRush
>>152213577getting pretty fucking snowy out there
>>152213633We're just happy to not be shit.
>>152213569i think some time in the 50s doctors here advised against them as they now had better ways of telling illnesses than accessing remains.No house build after 60s has them.
>>152213658Looks nice
>>152213633Can you fuck offdo you know what it's like to have to had watched a 3 win team? Fuck off that we finally finally get to be out of the darkness and suffering
>>152213530By that logic, you might as well just wipe with your hands and wash thoroughly afterwards. I don't want shit on my hands.
>>15221370052-21
>>152213469There is 32 shit teams
why does /nfll/ hate shedeur so much? he seems like a good guy
>>152213733dubs of truth
>>152213724U need to properly shower if there are shit stains in ur asshole. With wet drops on your hands you can just wash them off. Or wear a glove
>>152213726I've lived through worseRemember the jefferson starships game?
>/nfl/ - Asswiping Tips General
>>152213791No lol
>>152213815You might want to sit down for this one then.
>>152213774
>>152213325I've used those abroad and I still can't get it right. Better than nothing though. The Japanese styles are life changing though. Easy to install
>>152213700>G-g-guys, my life has been really hard please stop disagreeing with my football takes!! Let me heccin' enjoy things!!You'll never, ever enjoy anything if stranger on the internet have this kind of power over you, anon. The Bears could win out and dominate the entire postseason, and there would still be some anons ITT who talk shit about them.
>>152213839I’m sitting
>>152213774Him with the role model shit
>>152213860This guy knows ball.
>>152213878As a non bears fan you wouldnt understandits not the strangers on the internet that have that power over meit's the bears that made my life a living hell for the past decade or so that didYou just don't understand
they are very upset
>>152213933this is a true lions fan, everyone else is a bandwagoner
>>152213469Ppl literally said the same thing last year with Lions fans
Should I name my son Adolf if I ever have a son?
>>152213700>He gets angry when his team makes /nfl/ seetheGrim beyond description.
>>152213786>babe, where's the toilet paper?>just spray your asshole, put the rubber glove on and scrape!
>>152209067you mean to tell me patty mahomo's defense is giving up nothing, and he still can't get above .500???? Brady would never
>>152213982a brown kid named adolph would be pretty weird
>>152213982Adolfo is a common Spanish name
>>152214028No dumbass, wipe with toilet paper with your glove on>>152214034But I’m not brown. So answer my question, jose
>>152213976It's the same retards who bandwagon the same hot team. When the Bears implode they'll move on to the Rams or the Packers.
>>152213982Name him Patrick instead.
>>152213982aye
>>152214089Is it illegal to name your son Adolf tho, or just in europe
You guys think Caleb got horny seeing Ben Johnson take his shirt off?
>>152214147Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.
>>152213774I wouldn't mind him as much if his fans weren't psychotic. When he crashes and burns (which honestly wouldn't be that much of his fault; he's on the fucking Browns what does anyone expect) no team will want him because of how much off field nonsense he brings with him
>>152213293Which he was more like this. Lions fans don’t realize how screwed they are currently.
>>152214223YJK
>>152214147Doubtful. He's a strict bottom. He's prefer a bigger kind of bull who can manhandle him.
>>152213774he probably has the most expensive PR firm
>>152214147see >>152214103
>>152214028>here's your asswipe, bro
>>152213173The Seahawks game is a red flag, if your defense gets you 4 ints and the game still comes down to the absolute wire your offense isn't as unstoppable as it appears.
>>152214319But what would u say if a rams fan told you they blew out the Bucs
>>152213933Ahahahahahaha
I need to wipe my bussy
>>152214319>if your defense gets you 4 ints and the game still comes down to the absolute wire your offense isn't as unstoppable as it appearsI don't think anyone thinks the Texans offense is unstoppable
>>152214335The Buccs are extremely injured and their pass defense has been terrible all year, guess what the Rams specialize in.
>>152213633rams broncos and pats*
>>152214385Me trying to focus on the game with all the coom posts in the thread
Is my buddy a racist
>>152214444Yes and he’s right. And probably still right. Lions are a cursed, incompetent org. Should’ve known once I saw 4 of highest cap takers appearing in commercials constantly. Ironic I don’t see Sewell and he’s the only consistent one.Saw Gibbs in the Packers game on some insurance commercial and he didn’t do shit. Its ogre.
>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105747045/#q105751052>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105747045/#q105747096>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105747045/#q105751198>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105747045/#q105753550>https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/105747045/#q105754300Got to thank the person who sent me down memory lane this morning. This Thread is a Goldmine in hindsight. Who knew Sneak was such a fucking moron lmao
>>152214319HANG THE BANNER
>>152214543Ok this is actually funny
didn't someone say this ramsican got raped by other chicanos?
HEADBUTT ALL REFFIES
my NINE make ya seeth? our Vikies make ya cope? its more likely than you STINK!
Reminder that hundreds of thousands of zoomers are singing the cuck anthem (Mr. Brightside) today.
>We win and they seethe>we lose and they somehow seethe harderAlways makes me kek that there is more anti Wions posting than pro Fagckers posting.
>chicanos mad about White College Football
>>152214692Tell him to spike the ball only next time, his numbers would be better
>>152209309THIS NIGHE IS A ZESTERHE IS ASUCK BALLSERHE IS AGAY FLAMERAND ASHIT PUSHERIN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW
>>152214732>goof is still detoilet’s QBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>causes billions to question their sexuality
>>152214681How many games was he suspended for that?
>>152214802That’s not a picture of Hunter Schafer. Ayo hol up WE DEM BOYZ
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>152214844caleb is turning the whole team into FAGGOTS
Why is this nigga so zesty
>>152214868bros relieving each other's stress isn't gay>>152214868
>>152209537Ben Johnson saved Caleb's one elite throw of the game for the perfect time
>>152214832he wasn't because the script was to try and make it as close as possible for michigan to keep ratings up
>>152214800>Goff is an oline baby>the oline is now banged up and shitty but Goff is still playing good and not turning the ball over even with practice squad receivers
Uh oh kiwi you got some 'splainin to dohttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Rams%20Stafford/tripcode/%21%21J4xI2YSnzG%2B/Accepting your apology only ITT. If these conditions are not achieved, your Ball Knower status will be in Question and your license suspended until further review.
>>152214933Is he playing good enough to be 1st in the NFCN?
>straight qbs
>zesty qbs
The bears are by far the luckiest team this year. They remind me of the Chiefs last year.That being said 9-3 is 9-3.
>>152215153only the most diehard packer fan could have this video saved
>>152215153Is this what they call the thug shaker?
remember when young cuck's stocks plummeted
We get Ragnow back for next year, draft an edge and hire McDaniel the Lions will be back.
>>152215196>The bears are by far the luckiest team this year.Half their defense has been injured all year, including arguably their best player Jaylon Johnson. Dennis Allen and Al Harris are coaching their asses off, not getting lucky.
Open secret lots of tripfags got exposed in 2021. The audit has been long due
>>152215251Whenever they play a decent/good team the other team as a huge injury to a key guy the week before
>>152215299>2 seeds don't get byes anymoreexpanded playoffs are so soulless
>>152215300there are no good teams this year. therefore pic related.
>>152215382I'm actually okay with this. 2 seeds shouldn't get a bye, it makes getting 1st place all the more valuable.
>>152215196>>152215251They’ve definitely caught some big breaks. They feel like the Commanders of last year with a worse qb and a better D. I could see them winning a playoff game, but unless Gayleb figures it out down the stretch they aren’t a contender imo
>mommy will never autograph your electric prostate massager
>>152215267Remember when you shilled your shit coin here and it went straight to zero?Lol
>>152215450Lol
>>152215442Damn, I bet she wishes her dad passed away a long time ago. She's a super star
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Rams%20Stafford/tripcode/%21%21lLQitmVMxfi/Bradysanus I expect your apology form on my desk under the same conditions as the Kiwi.
>>152215450>>152215498Damn I remember after that I an heroed never to return
>>152214319>If the Seahawks weren't so bad then they'd be better than the RamsHoly cope
>>152215300>decent/good teamThey just butyfucked the SB champion when the bears were down 4 linebackers
>>152215609Man tripfags really don't know ball
>>152215299Darnold is destined to play the rams in the offs lol
So when are the packers trading Jeff Garcia to the cards?
>>152209199Deep frying a turkey has always been retarded both because it's unsafe and because it produces a shit product.
>>152215382I liked the 3 division 6 team format where one wc game would be between the 4th&5th seed wild card teams
>>152213577>>152213658It's snowy as shit here, and it's that wet, heavy kind. Almost just threw my back out shoveling.
>>152215736Their his kryptonite. They'll win a playoff game and shit their pants for the 3rd time to my rammies
>>152214029points allowed means little when Chiefs games are the lowest number of possession grind it out clock management games. fact is they paid Karlaftis big man money to step up this year in pass rush but they still barely get any pressure, 0 sacks the last 2 games for the team. Any secondary is going to struggle with that let alone slow ass LBs like Bolton and spags forcing Jamari Connor to keep getting roasted in the slot. Pat's offensive woes is its own can of worms between the penalties, drops, missing players etc but even when optimal has underachieved for the talent level which many are blaming on Nagy and schemes. Still put up plenty of points and have all been close games, just choke in the clutch this year
>>152215675Their defense is better overall but their offense outside of Njigba is worse
>>152213658Thats a light dusting
>>152215772Yeah south east Michigan is the same, it's Xmas decoration day for the kids so it's pretty based but it's definitely heart attack snow.
>>152215677Yeah after they lost the keystone to their O line, and got mindbroken by a division rival. Look it was a good win, but my point remains
>>152213658>grass visible>man it's really comming down!What do you live in the midsouth or something?
Threads almost up.
>>152215817it just started, only going to get snowier and snowier
>>152209452This implies that goal line TD passes are just freebies that anyone can use to pad their stats with which is absolutely not the case. Being right on the goal line means you can't stretch the defense because the deepest possible route is only a few yards. So you have receivers and defensive backs crammed together in a tight space and people are rarely wide open. You have to rely on precision and timing, which is why in those situations most teams will go the opposite way and let an RB vulture the touchdown. It's usually easier and safer to just plow ahead for one yard on the ground than to risk a pass. If a team is constantly converting one yard passing TDs with no turnovers, it's because they have an excellent qb.Also, we're acting like they just magically wound up on the goal line to begin with Who got them there? If a guy leads a team on a 80-90 yard drive and then finishes it with a TD, that's not statpadding, that's just finishing the job.Tl, dr: that dude does not know ball and neither do you
>>152215851New>>152215851In a few
>>152213700Chicago sports had been so ass for the last 6 years I started watching pro wrestling again
>>152214975I get the vibe he knows the Rams are legit but is in denial of it because the Rams make him seethe
This is a youngchad gennyCazzies begone
>>152215796yeah Cowboys had what 1 punt? something like 5 3rd down drives extended on penalties and converted a bunch of 3rd and long regardless. maybe the worst game of McDuffies career but it's just a bad matchup with his size disparity against those big physical handsy OPI contested catch guys and yeah *Chamari Conner getting torched being misused and abused. Still they make the stop there and get Pat the ball back could've been enough.
>>152215906>>152215906Fuck me i guess
>>152215926>>152215926>>152215926new
>>152215893>>152215919>>152215942get your fucking shit together
>>152210599I feel like the Lions really had like a two-year window when Johnson was still on the team and they just couldn't capitalize because every defensive starter just kept getting hurt. And now they're not terrible or anything but all they've got now is a puncher's chance. Their ceiling is still kinda there but they're not going to reach it consistently any more and considering they're going to have to win road playoff games to do anything now they're pretty much fucked.
>>152215796sorry nick wright told me wins are a qb stat
>>152216104wins are a qb stat for my qb, losses are a qb stat for your qb
>>152215428Agreed 100% anon; I've been calling them this year's Commies. That said, a better D still gives them a better chance to make a run, same as it ever was...
>>152209137I always had faith in Gayleb.
