Advent Calendar Edition Last time on hocgeneral.com >>152238106
>laffs
these are niiice
>>152249441aves vs kitties would be a kino finals
>>152249424im going to get myself one tomorrow at the dollarama
>>152249441>lost to the Wild the other nightkwasoftpusy
>>152249441>Avshistorically the Avs will loss in the second round and if they REALLY follow trends, they are headed to a first round exit in embarrassing fashion.
>>152249481based I have a jam advent calendar
-ACK
they're better than the assvs
>>152249492You wanna talk trends?
THERE IS HOPE
happening
why does dallas even bother when theyll get smoked in 5 games against the oilers again
>>1522494922019 and 2023 were so funny
>>152249523Considering Dallas is winning with almost all AHL defense probably
>>152249552I'll start drafting some sharting posts
>>152249540Who the fuck is flexing over a playoff series from 12 years ago?
>>152249552is he even good still?
>>152249560>5how many games son?
>>152249481Think they only sell the chocolate kind
>>152249603He was never good
>>152249552He has not, in fact, sharted his last.
>>152249560>>152249605Rent free
>>152249649The one that actually defends.
>>152249649schaefer and its not even close
>>152249595>flexingkwasoftpusy
>>152249564I still don't know which is worse. the reverse sweep on the Bruins was great but the Panthers eventually became a monster of a franchise but getting swept by the fucking blue jackets that got bounced the next round is fucking gross
>>152249649Wouldn't the correct argument be Schaefer vs Levshunov?
why has bedard been so ornery this season?
>>152249701he's a bad girl now
>>152249701Little man syndrome
>>152249688I would be embarrassed if my teams biggest accomplishment in the past 15 years was beating an avalanche team with a borderline rookie MacKinnon
>>152249689columbus winning was far more funny
>>152249701Bedard was the only one pulled out of the pile.Don't try and tell me the league isn't going out of their way to protect him specifically.
don't forget this heartthrob
>>152249748>seething this much about something he doesn't care about>i-i don't ca-care!!!>he was a muh heckin' rookie!kwasoftpusy
>>152249776it's too bad he's already spoken for ;'(
>>152249646that's a lot of hats
>>152249552LYING WHORES BTFO
>>152249766lineys were protecting mctavish
>>152249701he's on new birth control it makes him irritable
the zoom zooms are really taking over
>>152249784Who has a cup and who doesn't
Good luck next week wagiebros! :)
>>152249846>Mack>Connor>Mack>ConnorDid the simulation glitch out?
conehead ma'fucka
>>152249846the age of zoomer is upon us. ovi and crosby don't have much time left
these is pretty much the only teams that will be in the playoff race with the exception of the Rangers somehow remembering how to play at home and making a run, the goal diff on the other teams is too horrible to ignore. who do you have missing the playoffs this year?
>>152249877hockey dads aren't known for their creativity
>>152249831
>>152249891East >JLMI >Ruins West >Krakheads
>>152249879oh man did the fucking Canucks fuck that who Rick Tocchet/JT Miller/Pettersson situation... what is the trade value on Quinn Hughes now?
>>152249891>with the exception of the Rangers somehow remembering how to play at home and making a runWhy would the Canucks be unable to do the exact same thing? Personally I'm expecting them to do so once Demko comes back healthy.
>>152249831but he's saving himself for marriage like crosby
>>152249931>what is the trade value on Quinn Hughes now?The boys on Real Kyper n' Bourne were saying it'd look like an NBA trade with like 5 first round picks.
>>152249938>Why would the Canucks be unable to do the exact same thing?because they suck
>>152249939
>>152249931actually, it was the bands that fucked it all up for them. All they needed to do was be a little bit nicer to JT Miller when he was out with his family.
My penguins ):
>>152249938>Personally I'm expecting them to do so once Demko comes back healthy.>Demko comes back healthy.>he doesn't know
>>152249959retarded numales
>top 5 point scorer will be left off the olympic team because he's asian
has kiefer sherwood played his way into team usa considerations yet?
put a fork in the preds lames and nucks
>>152249959That is the most asinine shit I've ever heard in my life.
>>152250067this maybe a hot take but I would rather skip the Olympics and the "4-6 Nations" games to stay health and win a cup or two in my career
>>152250115>and win a cup or two in my careerhe won't be doing that on the no milly team kwab
Stay salty faggots, its our year
trade quinn hughes to edmonton for Skinner, Nurse and a second round draft pick
>>152249959>it'd look like an NBA trade with like 5 first round picks.LOL, looks like the Nucks ain't getting shit for him while his value is high and strangely that sounds like a Canucks thing to do.
Which team has the least presence on /hoc/
>>152250178Teds
>>152250178Coyotes
>>152250131
>>152250178Oulun Kärpät
>>152250197
>gets your local talking heads seething with his post-win celly
>>152250178Rytíři Kladno
>>152249856>who has a cupYou don't. That's for sure.
Shut the fuck up Dylan
>>152250250Correct Minnesota has zero (0) cups
>>152250252Seethe pussy
>>152250265>gets btfo>y-y-yeah butkwasoftpusy.
>lost to copey>lost to bud>got btfo by a single punch in front of his illegal alien gf >no millydylan is a kwaboty candidate imo
>he wears another man's name on his backkwabotc
>>152250336don't forget>team hasn't won anything in 26 years kwab
>y-yeah but the guys on my TV!!!!kwab
Dylan living rent free in your pea brains kek
>>152250362imagine having a jersey without a name, now thats a kwalpfb move
We're approaching the annual "Kirill Kaprizov has an upper body injury that'll take him out for 6-8 weeks" tweet
>>152249959I guarantee you the Flyers offer Adam Ginning, Yegor Zamula, 2026 First and 2027 First the Canucks would let Hughes rejoin Tocchet
>gets btfo>changes the subjectkwasoftpusy. Incredible how one (1) team can make one (1) faggot burnout seethe for a whole decade on a sports board.
>Malls were empty on Black Friday
>>152249846Will there be a resurgence of grinding powerforwards and physicality in the near future?or are we doomed to a future of zoomers and IIHF slop
You know the Minnesota fag is upset when we know the injury is coming.
>>152250362Celebrini isnt a man yet
>Copey have a 5 alarm meltdown because Dallas won another game Throw away the thorazine because YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
>y-yeah butkwasoftpusy. btfo yet again. clap at your TV some more, burnout.
>>152250174His trade value isn't close to being that high. He wants out of Hongcouver by any means and the entire league knows it. Publicly saying he wants to play in Jersey with his brothers doesn't help Vancouver either with only a year left on his contract, all he needs to do is turn down a sign and trade and he's worthless to anyone trading for him.Quinn has fucked Vancouver harder than anything else in their entire team history.
>>152250561Champion of November shootouts
>>152250577Correct, including his most recent one against lolorado. very good.
>>152250557Acting like the canucks don't get fucked in trades recently.
Weaponized autism
Its after thanksgiving nowWhen are teams going to start making bad knee-jerk reaction moves to try and save their seasons so we can be entertained off the ice
>>152250624Personally I'm waiting for Buffalo to trade another piece of their future for nothing significant then watching the previously mentioned player thrive in his new environment.
where are the trades gary?
why is rick tocchet good in his first year with a team and a bald fraud after that
>>152249552They should give him the Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy, which is awarded to the player who best exemplifies the qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to ice hockey.Just think of the relentless turmoil he had to go through while being falsely accused, and while still maintaining his skills enough to be an NHL-caliber goalie.Almost brings a tear to my eye.
>>152249701He's following in the footsteps of Sid and entering into the catty bratty stage of his career.
Fuckers on /hoc/ are talking about Quinn Hughes like his contract expires this season. Even if he wanted to re-sign with the Canucks he couldn't. Any team trading for Hughes today gets him for two playoff runs with a cap hit of 4.75m if the Canucks retain 50%. With no trade protections, the Canucks do not give a fuck if he wants to play with his brothers in New Jersey.
>>152250178Interestingly enough, not the Kunlun Red Star of the KHL
>>152250178a good NCAA program that also doesn't really produce NHLers. I'm thinking Denver
>>152250802>With no trade protections, the Canucks do not give a fuck if he wants to play with his brothers in New Jersey.Yep, a team going all-in to win at the deadline this season would cream themselves if the Canucks retained 50%, they'd give everything they possibly could, and that's even if Quinn outright stated that he would 100% not be resigning with them next season and going to the Debbies.
>>152250616he's just trying to signal to bill guerin that he'll do anything to get on the olympic team
Go stars!
who has a replay of bitche-i mean bischel getting his bussy blasted?
Is it me, or are people here upset that Dallas is not doing trash.
>>152251105Take your guess. Dallas is still good. They just have to get past Colorado. Fuck this format for not making that a third round matchup
>>152251105Is it me or are stars fans gay
>>152251180>formatwho even likes this format ffs, apart from gary and his cronies. absolute trash
>>152250802thats the thing that exposes retards on /hoc/. it doesnt matter if he wants to play in poo jersey. if the canucks are going to retain half his salary on an already team friendly contract, any contending team is going to be tripping over themselves to pull the trigger. the nuckies wont mess up trading hughes. they will mess up what they do with the draft picks after.
>>152251215the kings and oilers finally had a good series last year
>>152251219>mess up what they do with the draft picks after"Hey Nashville, how would you like 2 first round picks for Stamkos?"
Is the Senators better without Brady Tkachuk?
>>152251063I do.
>>152250887Who would that even be? It's been the same handful of teams dominating their divisions for like 5 years now, all with younger cores, and a lot of them I see as legit contenders right now without shipping half their working core to Vancouver for the chance to own Quinn for a year and half. Winnipeg? LA in a last ditch attempt to make another run before Kopitar and Doughty retire? >rags? I could see Carolina making an offer but three high profiles players telling you to fuck off after a trade in as many years, without even counting Marner shooting them down before a trade went to discussions, isn't a good look. Maybe Detroit looking to break through into the playoffs but they don't have anything to get him with. Toronto could pay purely with players but firstly I think Quinn would genuinely rope himself if that happened and secondly they would gain nothing except sucking complete fucking anus for a full year with no return once his contract expired.Point is, there are no teams that are going to go all in this year.
>>152251299Carolina unironically would make a trade for Hughes.
Just had a flash memory of ilya samsonov’s autistic interviews. Something about autistic russian goalies just sticks out in my mind. “Go to the sleep and sun up tomorrow”. Wise words shoota. Wonder where the hell he is now
>>152251299Well the Nucks have stated that they want to get younger, so they'd probably go for guys with lots of potential to be top 6rs in a few years, not necessarily ones who are producing right now. Also any and all solid prospects that a contending team may have at the moment are as good as asked for in return for Hughes.
>>152251299Hockey is just a boring sport when it comes to trades thanks to the hard cap. You’re never going to see a team sacrifice their entire future for a handful of seasons with a superstar like in basketball. and players have it engrained in them to be as loyal as possible, dudes wanna be sidney crosby
>>152251299No one ever talks about the Panthers swooping up Hughes but Bill Zito could absolutely pull it off.
>>152251299he will be like the chris pronger on the anaheim ducks of this generation
>>152251364That's still a huge gamble. You're trading a top 5 player in the league for a round of craps going into a system that isn't really known for player development. That's not an ideal outcome.
>>152251299>>152251299>Toronto could pay purely with players Genuinely who could they even trade
>>152251486Hughes for Marchand, and Marchand takes over captaincy of the Canucks. I could see it
>>152251506You get a top 5 player on defense for half a year: I think you would gladly take that gamble like Anaheim or Edmonton did with Pronger
>>152251506>not an ideal outcome.You're right but that's basically the Canucks in a nutshell so they're used to doing things like that and hoping for the best
>>152249510They couldn't score 1 goal.. 1 FUCKING GOAL LAST NIGHT......on JOEL FUCKING HOFFER???????Mammies turning into frauds
>>152251506no the non ideal situation was trading for a center who was in concussion protocol before the trade was even finished and now the team is so thin down the middle you have management somehow making benning look competent.
>>152251518Instant Bottom Six™ for the low, low price of Quinn Hughes.
>>152251609he was born in concussion protocol
>>152251486For what players? they haven’t had a first round pick in four (4) years. they have no good prospects on account of them being a contending team for half a decade.>>152251534Marchand is fucking 40 years old and refused to play for any team but florida because they were a) defending champs and b) had the reputation of being as dirty as boston and c) punted his team out of the playoffs after a 65 win season. Marchand isn’t a superstar anymore. He literally plays on the 3rd line. are you fucking retarded?
>>152251630The backup tried to make a save.
>>152251630motherfucker scooted across the ice like he was a stuntman on a wire
>>152251617The leafs bottom six is atrocious it’s maybe the main reason why they stink so bad this season
>>152251630Looked like the ankle rolled before he hit the board. The concern is that it’s the same ankle he broke in 2023 but they seem to think it may just be a tear or a sprain so hopefully he’s fine.
>>152251630I can actually tell that this is AI generated by looking at it closely
>>152251630maybe his leg is just triple jointed. well it is now regardless, but maybe it was before?
>>152251676One man's treasure is another man's trash.
>>152251696The pads make it look worse than it is it’s a roll
>>152251649No I'm serious, Marchand, who was on the 2011 team that beat the Canucks in the SCF, could and would absolutely love to play for them and leave behind a potential back-to-back cup win with Florida. I guarantee it.
Somebody really needs to stomp on Rantanen's neck.And Calgary Flames are such a pathetic fucking team that has ZERO response at him intentionally trying to injure their goalie.
>>152251718Holy seethe. He is finnocent
>>152251718that's ullmark but yeah I agree with your sentiment
>>152251718Don’t worry he’s on the stars that pathetic loser team won’t win shit anytime soon. Just wait for the oil to embarrass themselves against yet again!
>>152251709The canucks let go of dakota joshua for free are you telling me they are trading quinn hughes to get him back plus maximum domi and like scott laughton and michael pezzetta and no picks because toronto has none
>>152251745>Just wait for the oil to embarrass themselves Already occurring
>>152251751I don't think you are picking up what I'm putting down.
>>152251787Stars are dogshit. Oilers are their daddy.
>>152251808Well it looks like they’re orphans because their Daddy was murdered by panthers. You had a good run though!!
>>152251742Oh yeah. And it's the Ottawa Senators. Well, my point still stands. Also, the Senators shouldn't wear 00s Flames-like uniforms.
>>152251717Key word: 2011 ((fourteen (14) (soon to be fifteen (15) (one five) (quinze) (juu go) seasons ago)
>having a vpn melty over stars performing wellSAD!!
>>152251834Remember when rantanen was the final peice and mcdavid dismantled them.
>>152251751I can see a laffs trade for Hughes>Morgan Reilly comes home>Matthew Knies>Fraser Minten>Whatever the next first is (which gets traded right away)
>>152251718Kek why is Rantanen turning into a gooner now
>>152251718>Somebody really needs to stomp on Rantanen's neck.ive been saying this for 2 weeks. when do they place against tom wilson next?
>>152251848It's more for sentimental reasons than anything. Everybody knows that Brad Marchand is beloved in Vancouver, even more than the Sedins, and that Brad returns that love in kind.
>>152251867>rememberThat’s what your reduced to now. Remember whens for times you didn’t even win. I’d kill myself. You’re so strong.
>>152251881I wish you were the real gm of the canucks so >my team could fleece you for every cent you’re worth
>>152251630That's it?
>>152251869Fraser Minten was traded last spring for Brandon Carlo (Thank you treliving)
>>152251869They don’t have a first until 2028 (treliving masterclass)
>>152251871It's what perennial losers do when they lose.
>>152251871he knows that the stars could use some more snot
>>152251790Trading a franchise center in the midst of his 2 worst seasons of his life playing visibly injured for a franchise defenceman makes no sense for either team
>>152251949Kek you would know
>>152252053nah, that's u
>>152251999look the canucks need a 1c and the laffs need a 1d so it makes sense. of course when the trade happens the opposite is also true, but that can be dealt with later
>>152251999We're not talking about making sense, we're talking about Vancouver trades.
>>152252076>n-n-nouKWAB
>>152252093exaclty
>>152252128I accept your concession:) better luck next season
>>152251912Yep. Was helped to the locker room after that..
>>152252162>b-b-better luck>he thinks any of us are on a teamkwab
>>152252085The leafs also need a first line center. Matthews may be a shell of himself but throwing Tavares out for 30 minutes a night with their only good players being nylander knies and now Hughes it’s literally a re-run of the phil kessel era
which teams have good goaltending? this is a test
>>152252196FLAMES
>>152252183>implying Kinda hard to talk shit when you’re not even making the playoffs no?
speaking of kessel he's still up for grabs
>>152249441Dallas is coming for you, bitch
>>152252223>w-we comment an watch...s-so that means we are part of them!kwab
is this right or wrong
>>152252228The league hasn’t been the same since the goat retired
The Avalels are getting cocky again. Might have to remind them who they belong to.
>>152252264Wrong. Billy G spits at you for even entertaining this idea.
>>152252282avs 3 cups to dallas 1
>>152252236>i-i-i don’t even like have a team Classic PissKnight fan in true form. You’re as embarrassing as your shit washed irrelevant team. Isn’t it funny how the more you seethe about my stars the worse your team performs year after year?
>>152251011where did you find this picture of me
>>152250205>>152250227Are you just making words up now?
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorismo
>>152252264McAvoy and Fox will be injured.
>>152252399oh man I hope Torts is back for the Olympics
>>152252332>blah blah blah blah im part of da teeeeeeeeeeeeeeam!Yawn,
>>152252414Those Euro pussies would throw him out in game one.
>>152252524He's slightly more mellow now so he'll be fine. For example I doubt he'd try to go into the Danish locker room and fight their coach like he did with Calgary that one time... probably anyways
>>152252413Probably Quinn Hughes too since the Canucks are playing him for ~30 minutes a night
Why didn't anyone draft Dakoda Rheaume-Mullen?
bedard is kind of a chimp now
>>152253077he is the next crosby after all
>>152253077they kind of all start out that way, for example here's crosby's penalty minute totals over time
>>152252399Remember when Torts built his team to specifically beat canada at the world cup and they lost every game kwab
>>152253149john tortellini alone was in charge of building the team? i doubt it was just him
>>152253077Just like my islanders
both catapults are down sir
>mammoth peaked in octoberutah sisters...
>>152253302nah they will come back. keller is just big sad since his dad died so it will take some time before the team vibes are good again
He got his phone back, he is awaiting teams to call
>>152253327>fist cocked and readyhis wife must be just out of frame
>>152253327Did grok make his brain even smaller
*drops puck deep and changes*
Oilers shoudd get Lucic. They need veteran leadership in the lockerroom
>NAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T START THAT MANY GOONSyes i can
aside from crosby and maybe eric staal who are these young players team canada consistently omits in favor of a "veteran" presence? are there really anons itt that think team canada is having a long debate over bo horvat or travis konecny versus bedard or celebrini?
1993
>>152253108110 pim what a goon
>>152253614sam montembault
>>152253757fattest goaltender to ever play in the nhl
phil kessel has been obese his entire life
>>152253819
I bought phil's house
>>152253819i miss old /hoc/
>>152253835you're his ex-partner?
>>152253819just like hogwheels
slopdown was cancelled
war games sucked
didn't ask about able archer
>>152253819Yeah
>I think Gavin McKenna SUCKS
>>152254128yeah he is way overhyped. probably a 60 point scorer at best imo
>>152253978literal perfect pass
blurry-eyed midnight marner
Caneschads cant stop winning
>>152254140Perfect pass and perfect one timer. Any other passer or any other shooter and no goal. Love those 2, real bro's
>>152254194eat cock discount finnish randy
>>152254194jerklike behaviour
frig off baerb
>YOU'RE SUSPENDED !1!!
>>152254194love me some bussi
mama mia i cooka da meatball
In this thread Gary Bettman is a hero! End of discussion!
>>152254270mfw
>phoneposters
>>152253825>swiggity swooty
>>152254270Gary Bettman, Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
more like gary barf man
I'm tired of being what /hoc/ wants to befeeling so faithless, lost under the surfacedon't know what /hoc/s expecting of meput under the pressure of marnering in your shoooooooooooooes
got poo under my toegot poo under my toe
>>152255048
Huomenta
The 5 innocent players are free to play today. Their long nightmare is over.
Great thread so far
>>152254910I'm chewing plain gumgot no flavour therenow my jaw is tiredno more gum to spare
Remember boys it’s cyber Monday and fanatics is running a 60% off promotion today!
>>152255901Thanks Gary, but I'll never buy anything Fanatics.
>>152255901The only thing I need is ram and its far from on sale
>>152255901>the stars '99 jerseys aren't eligible fucking greedy scumbags
I have a fanatical promotion right here for you Gary
>>152255901Thank you intern-kun
>>152255969It’s worth waiting for restock anyway almost all of them are sold out again.
>>152255901Thanks for the reminder. I need a new Marchand jersey
Morning Marner on company time is a go
if you haven't tried your hand at strands yet I suggest that today is the day
That's the type of suggestion that might get you a knuckle sandwich.
Strands, connections, wordle. How about I'm trying none of them.
>>152256211based brainlet
The official online word game of hoc is word whomp
>>152254194It’s hard to believe that this is his first real nhl season, he’s good
it is unnerving
>Jimmy Snuggerud will undergo surgery on his left wrist and Alexey Toropchenko is week-to-week after sustaining burns to his legs in a home accident.
>>152256491can these zoomers get some adult supervision or something, gary? jesus
>>152256481pretty pretty please Santa!
Fun fact: /cric/ rules (((/hoc/)))
>>152256500>wants Santa to bring him a small boymods!
>>152256499Teams need to put all players under 30s in dorms with constant supervision
I'm surprised I have never poured boiling water from an electric kettle onto my dick, balls or gooch
The Flames didn't deserve the Garypoint yesterday. No goal should be no point.
>>152256481Crosby is so fucking good. Shame he’s never making playoffs again
>>152256481>retards unironically rate McDavid over him
>>152256633Pens look pretty good this year, but if they falter there's always plan haBs
>>152256629a team could go an entire season without scoring a goal and end up with 82 points which is more points than the bottom 10 teams had last season
>>152256740that sure would be a waste of the greatest goaltender performance of all time
>>152256691Only a true retard thinks McDavid is superior to Crosby in any way
and it was all downhill from there...
>>1522568161993
Damn apparently the Stars 99’ jersey release day was the best selling one-day jersey-day in NHL history. They need to take that as a sign to just make it the main uniform.
>>152256816>MaroonsI'm glad we've moved on from such insensitive terminology
>>152256816you can see the cte in their faces
>>152256870They probably got it from german artillery
>>152256816all these men are dead. lucky bastards.
>>152256864Common gary w
>>152256740
>>152253819He’s been a bulky boy his entire life. Bet he can bench 3pl8
>>152252938Adam Foote knows where his loyality lies. With his country.
>>152257225Handegg is unwatchable these days whereas hockey remains fun
>>152257225This seems to high for intermissions , review of play and commercial breaks
My sabies are playing tonight
>>152256740This team could make the playoffs with 5 to 7 wins in the regular season. And go for the cup.Do something Gary.
>>152257278
Leo Carlsson is a force. And I understand that true contending teams can’t play this way. Being all growed up is what gets you a chance at the Cup. What hurts is the Leafs used to play that youthful fire wagon style. Trouble is, they did’t grow up, they just got old.>laffs
Don’t players have in home staff?
>>152256816The maroons should have stuck around and the Habs should have dissolve
>'In a heartbeat': Toronto insiders keen on Maple Leafs trading for Darnell NurseTreetard gon crash this muhfukka wit no survivors.
remember that time benn won the art ross with 87 points
>>152257436Nurse for Woll who says no?
>>152257436Good thing they only used a second for scott laughton
>>152257536Gary could start a fire with his hand rubbing
>>152257536Who knew hockey was so big in Texas?
>>152257436It's a good news for the Oilers.
thus, bud won
>>152257536Can't wait to see the Cup in Dallas in a few months.
>>152257536I wonder how Gary will reward them
>>152257520oh boy anon, you might want to sit down for this one
Does the league allow stem cell treatments to accelerate injury healing? Might be a good year to start if they aren’t already.
no good games for bud1324
>>152257536>i gotta get the new jersey that looks like it's from my heckin childhood!!
>>152257679What logo from '99 is worse than its current iteration?
no games on the boob tube tonight
>>152257679I think it’s more of a “if it’s not broke don’t fix it” situation the old style jerseys were never improved upon by the rebranding so it’s not surprising people want the style that’s more of a return to form.
I build-a the arena!
>>152257693>>152257724stfu
>>152257658
bud did not 1
>>152257736Why is it possibly not gonna be ready again? They built it in the wrong spot or something?
>>152257757still crying about his win?
>>152257790>winbud has none of those
yep, he bubblin' n' boilin'
>>152257758They didnt include siestas when calculating the necessary construction manhours
>>152257871I was going to say that's spain but really we'd be splitting hairs
NHL just announced the players aren't going to Milan
>>152257758Italian work ethic
>>152257952did you log onto the internet to lie?
>>152257952Source?
>>152257412yeah those are real names sure buddy
>>152257972>logging into the internet
>>152257972>>152257980Check twitter
I got it from a trusted based boy site. It's gold standard.
>>152257972ancestral 4chan heritage
NHL just cancelled on the Olympics. Hockey rink won't be built in time
WJC is going to be so much fun
>>152257952Everything will be fine.The plan B is to go to Turin.They held the Winter Olympics in 2006.
>>152258046We've tried the Yzerplan, now it's time for the Eiserplan.
>>152257997Retard
Why do Italians hate hockey so much?
>>152258047just have the games played in newark and long island. thats' italian territory.
>>152258093Based! The show must go on
>>152258041
>>152258081didnt they basically just copy and paste this story from sochi and turin?
broship plays tomorrow
>>152258322the knights are nobodies "bros"
>>152258287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWCLI7lXEdIrussia italy broship
Welcome back!
why do clients call me when im eating my lunch? lol im not picking up dude im eating soup.
>>152258394soup's not a meal
I hate people who have email jobs so much bros
>>152258401he might also have a sandwich
>>152258405>doing backbreaking labor to line gary's pocketscouldn't be me
who has a smellier cunny post game caufield or bedard?
>there's a decent chance at least 2 of these if not 3 will be left off their olympic teams
>>152258440
>>152258478We don't call them these here
>>152258478Sorry zoomies, we need real grit and blue collar tough guys because that's old school and badassarino
>>152258322true and raws on toknight
Numales seething again
>>152257412Conner McDavid used to do his own beer runs until he got accosted by an Indian outside the liquor store.
>>152258394People believe that they’re the protagonist and should be serviced at any time
>>152258542that guy on the right's head looks like it was photoshopped on it's uncanny
>>152258408i had pita crackers, chicken soup (home made) and pita crackers (home made)
>>152258542I USED TO HATE WAYNE BECAUSE HE WAS AN OILER NOW THAT HE IS BASED AND MAGAPILLED I CAN FAP TO HIS DAUGHTER GUILT FREE
are (you) watching this absolute cinema?
>>152258542i hope don gets cancer go oilers
>>152258478I doubt both bedard and celebrini will make the team
>>152258483nice gif faggot
>>152258592Same
I am travelling and will miss the Flyers v Pens game. Will Acciari get Zegras during or after the game?
>>152258405I’m in university right now and my professor marks all my assignments with ai. I could be doing his job. Mfer literally left the promt in my assignment feedback. I’d complain but I got a 95.
I don't care about the flyers or the penguins.
>>152258545I saw a picture of that incident here once.
>>152258440Stop being a faggot.>>152258483Based post.
>>152258542Gretzski is trending in Canada because of that pic. TDS is real here.
>>152258610This will grow the game
>>152258703coming an actual faggot
>>152258542Imagine having a hero past the age of 10. Grown ass men saying that Wayne is their hero lol. Just shows they’ve never had to grow up and experience the world. Hockey isn’t for you basedjak.
>>152258723>Coming>Sincerely, An Actual Faggot
All my heroes are dead.
>>152258715Canada is cuck central. They voted for a reptilian numale envirowacko international banker for PM because he was going to fight trump and all the guy does is suck up to trump but you don't hear a peep about that. God forbid some rich guy who has lived in america for 40 years votes republican and hangs out with the freakin president though. Unserious people who deserve to get jeeted.
>>152258760My hero is Ronald Reagan
>>152258748ya im from that new hockey show
>>152258760Most of mine are too the past ten years sucked
>>152258768grim
>>152258768based
>>152258760bud is still alive
>>152258578you make stock from a rotisserie chicken like a boss?
Yall need to touch grass
>>152258844celebrini and smith wouldn't have to act
>>152258844Damn I’m here sitting like room for one more?
>>152258844seems gay to me
blue haired ghouls are back to shill their gay show. Best strategy is to remind them they have stringy blue hair, point them towards their anime 'cords and brush off their disgusting existence
>>152258867kwab trannies won't ever recover
>>152258867You do realize you don’t have to watch the show right? Let people enjoy it.
there is literally nothing wrong with having stringy blue hair
>grrr I hate this show so much so I’ll just share screenshots from it and shove it in as much faces as possible.
>>152258610>>152258844trb's favourite movie
>haha I’m not gay I just have screenshots of shirtless men and kissing men on my computer! That’ll show the woke folk on /hoc/!
>>152258900the big lebowski
>dad found the Shawn folder
>>152258844Women need to be kept far, far the fuck away from media.
>>152258952A woman wrote American psycho
i am gay though
>>152258958This was debunked
strange that canadafags will call out blue hair trannies shilling slop, then spam wrestlefaggotry in the same thread
>>152258963Cope no it wasn’t
>>152258952ottessa moshfegh genny
>>152258883reminder you are a ghoul with stringy blue hair
it's wrestlechaddery
>>152258760Then you must become your one
>its wrestlefaggotry
yeah finna watch Raw tonight
Listening to David Bowie hero’s now after Wayne betrayed all of Canada
>>152258959I am as well but I want to marry and reproduce with a woman
>>152259012good post
>yes I am fixing to watch men engage in homosexual theater tonight>in the ice hockey threadthis is totally acceptable to the tranny for some reason
>>152259012>Wayne betrayed Canada What did he do?
Imagine a world with 1 1/2 Dubases
>>152259046He’s golfing with the dotard in chief
>>152258936>dad found the /fit/ folder
Don Trump is in the WWE Hall of Fame
>>152259013based, may you find happiness anon
>>152259114Stone cold Steve Austin said cte isn’t real
>>152259123based
>>152258958on brand
>>152259065You should be worried about yourself for caring
>>152259162He betrayed our entire fucking country.
>>152259041>homosexual theatersounds just like my sunday muscle
>>152259118Thanks. Same to you <3
>>152259177based
dad found the 'cado folder he's asking for more
>>152259177Just like my john tavares
i just bought NHL 26 and pic related is how i feel
>>152259177There’s now 20 million jeets in your country
>>152259177Mark Carnage
>who you golf with determines whether you are a patriot or a traitorCompletely serious country btw
I feel my Las Vegas Golden Knights Mitchell Marner ruminating inside my ass right now. I'm so full of shit. Soon my Mitch Marner will pass and i'll consider posting a high definition image here for everyone to see.
>>152259328We do call those that here, you're amongst friends.
>>152259328we call those nic roys now buddy
>>152259328I took a Mitch Marner earlier today and clogged the toilet. Hadn't done that feat in a long ass time and was quite surprised.
>>152259301And here’s how that’s actually a good thing
Our Sennies really shit the bed last night didn't they. Hopefully they can pull it all back together against the Scabs tomorrow
>>152259492my starsies are just too stacked colorado vs dallas is going to be epic in May
>>152259451Retard
>>152259328>>152259417It was one of those Marners that was so girthy it stretches out your asshole and you know theres nothing you can do about it but make it pass. Horrible experience I can't believe God made us all have to deal with it.
>>152258830idk I take the bones from when I roast a chicken and then I put them in the water, is that making stock?
>>152259492what I dont get is that the senators use a Roman general as their logo when the Roman military emasculated and ultimately deposed the senators as a class. Makes no sense at all.
>>152258401Soup IS a meal
>>152259691Bet you also think sushi is a meal
Think it's time to take a long break from /hoc/
>>152259718if you have enough of it
>>152259736wonderful idea! take a good year off anon :)
>>152259736take too long of a break and you won't be eligible for the draft
Gary abuses Canadians to market a foreign product to goyim
>>152259736I always take summer off
>>152259736you guys are the only people i talk to besides my parents and a couple of cousins.
>>152259917is your mom hot
>Why Maple Leafs should consider selling at deadline even if they’re in a playoff spot>"Look, we're never winning a 2nd round series let alone a Cup, but when we churn the roster and fire people, the retards give us even more money, which we share with the retard bloggers and media to keep the gravy train going.">t. the guy behind the guy behind the guy
>>152259917That's why I'm taking a break. Too many people like you here.
I like coming to /hoc/ for copey's takes he's my bro
>>152259982>sell to the sunbelt
>>152259982Laffs aren’t even making playoffs this year. They should begin rebuilding
You're all honourary Canadians in my book :)
>>152260041Well fuck you too then.
>>152260041Thanks. I’ll travel to Nova Scotia next year
I was promised a Blue Jackets edition of /hoc/ a few days ago.
>>152260065>>152260065>>152260065New
>>152260061that was me who promised it. i lied lol
>>152260041
Let’s rangers
