NZ vs WI first test from Hagley Oval
poo status: brewing
>>152261224the one girl wearing blue pants really ruins the pic
time to retire kane you fucking DOG
YFO
LETS GO WINDIES
Need to take an eng shitter batting
>Latham 1 (24)proper batting this
>>152261333englel could learn a thing or two
There is no nation more pathetic at cricket than englel
Reminder that West Indies have won a test in Australia more recently than England
>rains back
Reminder that there is the very real possibility that the great fraud joe poot could go a whole career without winning a single test down under - something even phil tufnell has achieved
don't jinx it
>>152261582That isn't really that important, what is more important is that he actually scores at least 1 (one) century in Australia in a test.Otherwise he will be an eternal fraud
17 runs in a session, that's not very bazball haha
>>152261597>>152261625The pure eternal shame and mockery that convicts will endure at the idea of losing to these peewee ruled eng shitter chancers should be enough of an incentive
>England’s players have been warned by their own media they could face Queensland police action if they continue to ride through Brisbane on e-scooters without wearing helmets.>The London Telegraph has said some players, including captain Ben Stokes, have been using Lime e-scooters to see the city and the publication printed photographs of Stokes, Mark Wood and Jamie Smith appearing to ignore the helmet rule.>The Telegraph quoted section 256A(1) of Queensland’s Road Rules which says riders without a helmet can face fines of up to $166 AUD.They come over here, refuse to bat properly, refuse to play tour games and refuse even to follow our laws. What the FUCK is wrong with this team?
>imagine losing to the boomer parents that abandoned you and are using your trust fund to go on luxorious cruises around the world with gay abandonThe convict and their Orphan Complex
>>152261942Literally just for a holiday by the looks of it lmaoThey get to see the sights, play some golf and enjoy the sunshine. Pretty sure cricket is the furtherst thing on the mind
Sneedball
Zneed
Is Tom Latham related to Mark Latham?
Kekkkkk
Why is it pronounced LAY THUM? Should be la' thamm. Engl*sh is a sub human language really.
williamsondoubters, what say you now?
>>152262663any score under 100 is meaningless, effectively the same as 0.so don't get excited yet.
Name a bigger fraud than Kane
>>152262663Bro already got clean bowled once
brainful innings from latham
corr this is some good test cricket right ere
>>152262976joe root
*crickets*
based Kane
>have a cheeky 2nd rain delay 11:30am nap >wake up to 93-1 wowzors
hate this poof with the effeminate voice on the vic v wa broadcast
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF WILLIAMSON YOU FUCKING CUNT LOSER OFF YOU GO
*goes down*
Ravindras class
>indian comes out to batsman *turns off the criggy*can someone inbox me when he gets out thanks
based Kane making the haters seethe
English is the greatest language in the world and I shan't entertain any other suggestionsimple as
oh look kane got out for zero runsactual fraudcareer over
OH NO NO NO
Will Young?
this would already be over if West Indies had the goat Shamar Joseph
Ravindras clarse
Engshitters take note, that's how you bowl at the stumps kek
I’m kinda new around here, is this what you’d call a ‘poolapse’?
HaydenLangerPontingClarkPietersenGilchristFlintoffWarneLeeJonesMcgrath
just found the kiwi top order on my rug lads
>>152264353
>>152264350toxic ego XI?
LathamWeatheraldWilliamsonSmithHeadMitchellCareySantnerStarcHenryBoland
weat herald
>>152264350>Waugh
>>152264426>>152264466
>>152264426this is the one
>>152264426probably lose to turkey
Sorry fellas, I included Mitchell but didnt realise hes current injured so the big bully Cam Green takes his spot
more likely to lose to a human cricketing team rather than a barn animal I reckon lad
>>152264424ummm 2005 ashes
>>152264466he wasnt in 2005 ashes>>152264350I keep wondrin if the bowling is overkilllike is 4 pacers and 1 spin expected?is 3 and 1 enough. just finking maybe they would all get too tired unless anudda part timercould always swap jones in for likepaul collingwoodor a propa batsman like martyn if 4 bowlers was finepropa dilemma dias
>40 overs >can still see the label on both sides of the ball
Shan't Young
Wont Old
DuckettJaiswalGillRootBrookPantJadejaArcherBumrahWood
>>152265123and Siraj
more like Seetheraj kek
>5/128 against the worst team in the world yeah this is way better than bazball
Sneedraj
just got home lads not watching these minnows
Shiraz
can someone fucking baz it please
pretty lewd dropping trow in the middle of the bloody oval
Oh now this game is getting interesting, lmao.Fuckers just broke into a little fight.
/our boy/ is in!
Will a Kiwi ever score a century again?
>>152266060very unlikely since we dont seem to play cricket any more
>Divyankk Singh: "This innings thus far is an example of how far ahead KW is! A half century at 50 SR, while none have crossed 30 or faced 100 balls!"
Might watch irelands slop20 later on
Rate my new fit lads
cricket seems so quintessentially bonglish that it's hard to picture it being popular in ireland
>>152266302I dress like this
>>152266302
muscular quarter century from Bracewell
they playing till 7pm nzt?
6:30 lad15 mins left
actually they're way behind in overs so maybe they will play longer if the sun stays out
scheduled is 7pm and can be extended to 730 if behind the overs (their 5 behind right now)how good
yea just saw that pop uppotential kino early start tomorrow too
>No talk of NoS this AshesBritzoloids have given up already
melie will not be happy with that performance
>>152266739doubt she's happy with anything that "man" does.especially sex - i bet he's fucking terrible at it
>kane fucks up and gets out well short of any sort of respectable score>entire team collapses resulting in giving a huge advantage to the visiting teamyeah sadly his days are numbered, i think this might be his last test series
might slide her a cheeky dm
Kane wouldve beaten Tendulkars record if he played for a big 3 team
DROPPED THE CHASE-YOUNG
business idea: relegate nz to a tier 2 nation
business idea: no t20 money for any player until we beat australia in a single test without cuckworth lewis either home or away
Don't think theres DLS in Tests m8
>>152266866kek
No reason to play that shot on 47
grim
>>152266896didnt want to show up kane
>OutatahiDo Maoris even watch greg?
ta mark key my cow row
fair to say the windies have lost the story of the game here
>>152266834bit in this
starting to worry that our "golden age" was mostly due to a bit of luck and other teams being kinda shit and now we're going back to being a team who just gets a random surprise test win over sri lanka once every 6 years
Shame that Windians prefer T20 mercenary money over Test. Jason Holder was a pleasure to watch in Tests.
>heem a batsman with a bouncer>"yeah bad light fellas"duffy wont forget this
>>152266970yepoye hoye was unironically our greatest achievment
this is the worst nz team i've ever seen and we're still gonna make it to at least day 3 lmaohow bad are england
>>152266992
Just want the ashes to come back so I can pretend the black caps don't exist
Hopefully >we get better at cricket so we get a Tenzin-Hillary Cup. Brits are too arrogant for a British Gurkha Cup thoughever.
>1st score over 20Malan finally coming good
Dear, oh dearWhat an embarrassing day to be a PVThough maybe not that much more embarrassing than any other
>>152267103are you that guy
PVO champ
"PVO" can refer to several different things, most commonly the Percentage Volume Oscillator, a stock market momentum indicator. It can also stand for Panoptic Visual Odometry (a computer vision framework), Private Voluntary Organization (a type of non-profit), Positive Vibes Only (a social media and youth sports campaign), or Parent Volunteer Organization. Other meanings include specific brands like Pro Vehicle Outlines templates and the historical Soviet Air Defence Forces.
PVA glue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlVRUkwYRIPTA
Just proving why PVOA nation full of the cringiest little wormsTrue vermin
>Nepali fielding
>just proving why PVOwhich PVO?
>>152264350Cheating on your wife XI?
50 for Malan. Bolts are shite this season though
>>152266970mateliterally only good player you have had is bloody kane williamsonyouve never even had a proper bowler when you were "good"you were one of em teams where everyones likeehy are thry winningcoz you got no good players mate
>New Zealand 231/9>Live win probability New Zealand 78%Not sure I believe that
>>152267247didn't they just clean up your england team before the ashes started?
boult southee wagner henry even during a form slump would have walked into any english team during their careers lol
My bms are improving as the day goes on, less watery and more solid. My anus hole is starting to hurt however
Windies are shite, all out for less than a ton
>>152267288your poops are a very good indicator of your healthits why we all instinctively look at it before we flush
>>152267288Ask your boyfriend to pull his cock out
Found out when my aunt dies I’ll be a millionaire which makes toiling all the more pointless
Bopara and Malan on now.
think I'll have a coopers
>NepaliIt is Nepalese m8
any relation to cameron?
>Bolts fieldingThat's 4 drops this innings now
>>152267293>look at it before we flushGross
>>152267265Not really a high bar that m8Pretty sure my towns youth team would give thisnEngland XI a run for their money
>>152267315I Nepalesed your mum last night
>>152267318what sport is that
Looking like perfect weather to be watching the criccy at home
great news lads>Khawaja out of Brisbane Test after failing to recover from back spasms
It's time
BE AFRAID AUSTRALIA
not really a catch because it was going too fast but how did the greek zoomer chad show now pain
>>152267377let the theories begin
>>152267406he runs on pure adrenaline
Smacked the bitch right in the face
On the shitter. Shouldn't have poured all that reaper sauce on my chicken sandwich at lunch
>>152267422did she died?
>>152267422Quite simply would have caught the ball if I was her
>>152267458Nah she's good. Medics are on it.
>>152267479>filthy white air force 1s iykyk
>>152267489idk
>>152267383Dumb wog bastard
>>152267377Surprised the charade that he would play lasted as long as it didProb got the call from George and said, we're playing Head up top - milk your injury for another game and we might bring you back for the 3rd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ11Jls1aEU
Travis Michael Head opening
travis head more like travis chad
>will jacks picked as second spinnerkek
t. chad
>>152267658>>152267588reckon his missus likes that move iykwim haha
>Will Jacks will play his first Test in three years after England included a spin option for the second Ashes Test against Australia in Brisbane. The off-spinner takes the place of injured pace bowler Mark Wood in the only change from the side beaten heavily in the first Test in Perth. The 27-year-old is selected ahead of Shoaib Bashir for the day-night match at the Gabba partly because his batting ability offers England more depth at number eight.https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/articles/c4g47zzz5rloBashit bros...
>>152267706KWAB
>>152267706remembered for what? winning the ashes?
Taking an englel. Looks like a crime scene
funny part is britjeet didn't even shitjust smells like that lmao
>>152267713>because his batting ability offers England more depth at number eight.surely you pick your better spin bowler and not spin bowler who is better at batting
really thought ireland would put up more fight this tour
>>152267492get this woman a western diet pronto!
Reminder bnobility scooter's tranny pedo dad left him disabled
maybe ireland should play a series against nz
2 more sleeps till the cricket starts
Bowler for the ‘gades is sexy
>>152267945milly!
he didn't mean women's cricket ;)
what's everyone's favourite thing about cricket
the language and nomenclature for mecricket terms are great
>>152268007the 2 hour long battle of a bowler trying to work out how to get a batter out, and the same batter trying to work out how to get runs off the same bowler
>>152268017based silly mid off appreciator
>>152268017ikwym
not really smart so cant put it into words very well but i love the tension(?) i think or buildupwatching each ball be bowled and knowing there is a plan from fielding team and a plan from the batsman that they working on is just perfection
for me its just background noise while i work
the duality of man
doing a shit on the rug and blaming it on the dog has to be the worst grimmick of 2025
the womens big bumhole basher league is challenging to watch
>darke devine>BUNDAbergwonder who could be behind this post lads
>>152268110thats alot of bundy for one glass mate
not me champ, im teetotal
more like bumdaberg hah
for me its a vape and golds cheers
six seven innit de lads x
>>152268125lgm
/cric/ is never manly with their drink choices. the worst offenders are those IPA plebs with the flowery skull cans. no wonder most here call themselves teetotal lol
>>152268117Only having 2 glasses:)
>>152268131x
>>152268132>IPA plebs with the flowery skull cansjust say peewees its easier
>>152268007The sweet sound of bat hitting ballBowling someone out Watching eng shitters endlessly humiliate themselves >>152268065Good post. The layers of narrative is what makes test cricket best cricket
>oh no is that a flower on my heckin beveragino can!you guys are so obsessed with appearing manly
>>152268132Most of the grog posted here is bundy rum, coopers or xxxx. Only men with extremely huge doodles drink those drinks
yeah men with huge doodles in their arse
PVO
>Robin Smith deadF
PVO is a versatile acronym with several meanings depending on the context, including Percentage Volume Oscillator (a technical analysis tool), Personal Violence Order (a legal protection order), Private Voluntary Organization (a non-profit group), and Parent Volunteer Organization (a school-related group). Other less common meanings include Proposed Variation Order in project management or Player Value Overview in fantasy sports.
fuckin work literally called im not even watching cricket the cunts
>>152268239BACK TO WORK WAGIE
PVI us i virsutul icrinum wuth suvril minungs dipundung un thu cintuxt, uncludung Pircuntigde Vulim Uscululitur (i tuchnucil inulusus til). Pursunil Vulince Irdur (u lugul prutuctun irdur), Pruvut Vilintury Urgunezitun (i nun-prifut grip), und Purunt Vilentuur Irgunizitiun (i schul-rilutid grup). Ithur luss cimmun munnungs unclid Pripusid Vuruitun Irdur Urdir un prijuct minujimunt ir Pliyur Vuliu Ivurvuw un fintusy spirts.
you guys have flowers on your drinks? oh boy wait til /hoc/ hears about this!
>>152268275we had to put them on somewhere after we deflowered your mum
>>152268275nah its just a internet falsehood, been debunked and labelled hatespeech
these big bash slags finna make me act up
wtf rory mcilroy is playing the aus pga on thursday
>>152268297ok I'll keep it under my hat
Going sleep now nighty night xoxo
Om Shanti to Saffer great Robin Smith. Another victim of the bottle and the eng shitter dressing room
>>152268270PVI?
got gifted 36 eggs, apart from fertilising them, I'm I bit taken aback of what to do
how would you even fertilise them
>>152268218hey it's that /tv/ meme xd
rip robin
>>152268492looks like adam hills & dave hughes got face morphed
>>152268577lmao
>>152268492I'd drink a bottle a day too if i had to share a dressing room with backstabbing eng shitters
*wins the moral ashes in you're path*
>>152268765Crisp Piers Morgan
Mad how Australians dump their unfunny comedians in Britain why can't they just keep them at home?
we winning the second one ss this and wank to it. gonna watch some sidemen vids now peace and gay love to you x
>>152268942it's implied through your choice of words that we might have a funny one
here's the zeitgeist btwhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zH3Kxb-qs-g
>>152268942Who are you referring to?
Did anyone ever work out what dads google history was
>Dame 'tranny lmao' Edna>Jim 'le angry drunk rant man' Jeffriespeak pozzie comedy
>>152269049demi lardner ass
>oooh eerrr me names jimoen 'tis 'yeah 'tis oohhh ho hoho! I'M IRISH TEE HEE AND ARE LUV DAT SAUDI COIN
>>152269081Jim Jefferies is terrible
Brahman pedos can't help themselves
s****'s been seething his entire life as south indians like him are bullied by everyone else. sad!
sebXisters...
Neck yourself Shitjeet
/cric/ disco Friday lads
kicking back thinking how GREAT the sport of hockey is and what a TERRIBLE comedy troupe aunty donna is
>keeps trying to bait people into posting in his shitty general to give them some attention and relevance but nobody isgetting a bit embarrassing at this point mate
Big dick /cric/Small cock /hoc/
he's right about ausfailian comedy at least kek
is hockey that bad?
how many toil days do you have left llads
i don't want to talk about it
>bong comedyI was in america last week and ordered a cup of tea *ahahaha*and as I understand giving a tip is part of american culture (le side eye to audience)*ahahaha*so I said 'maybe vote for le other guy next time'*AHAHAHAHAHA*dont ask me about the time I.ordered a coke with ice*heehee*soon as I mentioned ice 20 mexicans came running out of the kitchen out the door and disappeared *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
7 hours in the bag, though dont feel as rested - maybe didnt quite wake up at the end of a sleep cycledreams were a bit esoteric so wont go into detail
do you really need 8 hours or is it meme science? they seem to flip flop their stance on this every few years. the brains of /cric/ will know
>>152261224what's up with the black?
So R. Smith (F) an hero right?
>>152272277he's there to be hanged
8 hours is a meme it's genetic how much you need
I am awake
the idea more more than 8 hours is unhealthy is toilberg propaganda ideal is 12-16 like a dog
>>152272508i sleep for 12 hours a day
a sober 6 hour sleep will be enough to have no negative effects on your mental capacity throughout the day8+ should make you feel well restedalcohol and/or bud impaired sleep is about 75% quality of normal sleep
anyone wanna hang out over xmas
>usman outbong bros....
less than 8 hours will have horrible long-term effects. 10 hours is probably ideal
>>152272732will Mr selectorman have the balls to play head as an opener again? or will he pick renshaw?
>>152272864hisland reckons travs going to open
there was a study done that people who watch cricket sleep on average 9.5 hours a day, I wonder what the correlation is hehe
>>152272233Your body knows exactly how much sleep it needsJust go to bed when younfeel tired and set no alarm
>>152272906problem with this is the modern entertainments interrupt your bodies signals to go to sleepI can easily stay up too late if im watching shit or playing shit
>>152272937Literal skill issue, let me guess as well, coffee keeps you awake as wellI dont have this problem
>"One of the important things on tour when under pressure is to go out, free your mind, enjoy yourself, and whatever is going on in that world, let it be. They are going to be there and film us. The message to the group is please don't make decisions based on the fact you might get caught on camera. We are human. We need to enjoy countries when we get the opportunity because we live in England where it is miserable, freezing cold and dark at 4pm.Stokes really just viewing this tour as a holiday
>>152272976nah coffee is a mythI can nap an hour after drinking a coffeebut when I get into an activity I wont feel tired, hungry or horny
just saw the england team in the lines at dreamworld
>>152271963coke and ice bit has some legs
These bongs are pretty funnyhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DRsB09kDHxz/
>>152272663yeah mate
we're having a bedsit warming 'round vaxxy b's place
your pov when the zachster asks you to pass the gravy boat because his arms have given out
behold, the english
>Coach Andrew McDonald has floated the notion of flexible batting orders within a Test.
>>152273416arse as flat as the pitch at old trafford
forgot the game started 30mins early today
australian test series are the lifeblood of cric
hello crickert
Britzoloids don't even watch cricket.
good morning cricket friends
dear bros we got a wicket
>>152275037>>152275048morn
Windies looking to overtake New Zealand's first innings total in 3 days time
windies a shit!
brainy innings from tangerine here
>David: "How would England fair on this pitch? might have gotten to 70 by now, but likely all out?"
haha based david
Brainful innings from Chanderpaul.
>99 run lead>9 wickets left
>look at NZ-WI scorecard>see first partnership was Tangerine-Campbell>Campbell out for 1 off 2 ballsWhoever said he was a fucking useless opener was spot on
>windies recall a Hindu /strongmind/>actually show a semblence of a spineTagenarine CHANDRAPAL has already faced 1/3 of the deliveries that feeble eng shitters managed in their 1st innings at perth lmaooo
Any last minute 2nd test predictions lads?
Convicts will throw the match to recoup their financial losses after eng shitters perth shitshow
So why did we drop Braithwaite now?
>>1522756152 dayer drawn out to a 5 dayer on account of rain boland heems travis heems joffra heems early in the first day there will be a bit of banter between the teams that the poms take too seriously and have a sook about
keep it to four lines or less please
Lovely cover drive and on drive by the honourary Hindu Shiva Hope
Need a quick 8 wickets
>>152275642>Windies team selection methodKemar Roach is in the team for fuck's sake. I thought he'd retired from Tests.
>>152273316How is he so good at giving handjobs though? Its like he gets a burst of energy when he sees a penis
NZ quickly losing grip of the story here
>>152275718He was good today though
>>152275615i predict we'll get a 3rd day this time
>>152275778yeah he was getting the ball to hoop a bit
CHANDRAPAL UPPERCUT
>>152275778>>152275787Fair enough, I was just shocked his name was there
Conway is so shit lol
Drop Catchland
corr still remember international cricket captain and got steve finn to like 500 test wickets at like 23 a piece
*drops catch so the game lasts longer*
Dropped catches prolong matches. Convicts are keenly observing this
*slithers into the thread*griggid :DDDDDDDDDDDdd
spazball
>Tangerine on a strike rate of 30~Unfathomably based
Hindu /strongminds/ saving test cricket against the cowardly eng shitterball frauds
>>1522756154th day is guaranteed albeit it ends in the 1st session
>>152276120
*eats burger with knife and fork*BASED cricket enjoyers 163 to chase down should be easy for my windies then another 200 runs on the board
>my windies
>>152276563That's because their subhuman hands are too filthy to touch food
pvo poster is funny as fuck
im not convinced rugshitter and pvoposter are different people
>.co.nzthis is a joke, right?
>>152276671I just wish he would tell us what pvo means haha
Tagenarine CHANDRAPAL has now faced over 50% of the balls faced as eng shitters Perth 1st innings
quick wicket here could be useful
Shaivite Hope 50*
SHAI HOPEhttps://youtu.be/Yc5OyXmHD0w
Jai Ho = let the victory come
>>152277046unfortunately a chune
>>152266987
when do the ashes come back so i can switch to watching that instead of this pathetic nz "team"
>>15227724926 hours lad
Some very brainy innings being played here by the Windies
>>152268270lgm
If the ball gets stuck in your pads you should be allowed to run, but the fielding team are allowed tackle you to try and retrieve the ball and run you out
Thing is, after this we have two all rounders and the keeper, none of which are going to score more than 30 runs
time for a beer
Tagenarine has now faced nearly 60% of the deliveries as eng shitters perth 1st innings
>>152277364Quite funny this
>>152276711they're absolutely the sameimagine blaming the dog for your own fecal incontinencehell looms for that cunt
Windies have lost their Hope now
bit of glove on that I reckon haha
>Roston ChaseI don't feel so good bros
>>152277305/bbl/ should adopt this tbqh
it's all on Scranderpaul now then lad
The Hindu /strongmind/ marches on
Will Tangerine score a century before an Englishman this summer?
What a way to go
Holy fuck both of these teams suck
>chase>has to chase runs
Trinidadbro, how popular is cricket there? What other sports do you guys follow?
>>152277528We like footy even though we're very bad at it
>>152277478
>>152277526despite recent Bonglish/Pozzoid happenings, test matches are actually meant to last longer than 2 days champthe more you know
>>152277538what sport do you mean by footy
>>152277588darts obviously
are anons unironically watching this minnow test?
why are you posting here if you're not mate?
no just ironically watching it
>>152277565Good morning
CHASED
This is unironically better than whatever the fuck the perth shitshow was. At least while the Hindu /strongmind/ is batting
>>152277637is that you mate?
>>152277567Not my fault the English can’t bat dumb kiwi poof
Braithwaite would never
>>152277652why are you whinging like a dirty pom about it thoughjust switch it off and stop posting champsimple as
>>152277649Yeh it is mate
>>152277652kek seething, aside from Trav your lot were just as dogshit m8
thinking about that bong post the other day saying kiwis have no good bowlsmen hahamatt henry on his worst day bowling with his off-hand would be better than any englishman
At least let Chanderpaul face 150 balls before we get bowled out
>>152277704an english"man" is a being that exists for self-deception.
Think they need 2 Hindu /strongminds/
>>152277691
no one needs 2 hindu anything lad
>>152277735
>smith>0 wicketswhen is Melie gonna wake up and realise she could have her pick of a million better men (me for example)
>>152277735>peewees with 0 HindusLost a WC final to fucking eng shitters>peewees with 1 HinduWon a WTC
Tagenarine has now faced nearly 69% of the deliveries as eng shitters perth 1st innings
>>152277779to be fair the players on either team had nothing to do with the result of that wc final, it was decided by the umpires (who i can't recall off the top of my head whether they were hindu or not)
>>152277779>Lost a WC finalstopped reading there champ is this is simply untrue
>>152277779Well, glad one hindu won a wtc
is it true that all hindus have borderline personality disorder?
>>152277814>one
>>152277877>>152277868here you go mate some light watching for (you)
Pure coincidence that eternally choking peewees and saffers finally broke their trophy curse with a Hindu /strongmind/ and windies, pakis and engpakis became eternal dogshit without Hindu /strongminds/. Very coincidental that
>>152277861damn. imagine a whole team of hindus. they would win every wtc!
>>152277956i know, right. imagine a whole country of hindus! it would be the glory of humanity, loved by all, and a benefit to all!
is there any reason hindoodoo /shitminds/ lost the most recent Cricketing World's Cup (mens)?
SAAR
Tagenarine has now faced 75% of the deliveries as eng shitters perth 1st innings
>>152277993>
>>152278015>Bindian reading comprehensionVOLUMES
>>152278015This WC winning XI was purely Sanatanis
>t20>cricket
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11191585/Jesus-Christ-worlds-cricketer-experts-claim.html
>>152278037>peewee livestock rapists>trophies without a Hindu /strongmind/404 trophy not found
>>152278054sorry I don't know what this post means
is it true that all Bindians have cognitive dissonance?
>hindu strongmindkek
Tagenarine has now faced 78% of the deliveries as eng shitters perth 1st innings
>>152278085>see u at da gabba moite
>>152278132lol
so Seb really is shitjeet then?
been in a meetinghow are you guys taking the bait so hard? kek
we needed you here to save us from the jeet menace mate
>>152277977kek based sarcastic leafbro
>Guj-jew back to spamming again
>>152277977Good morning saaw
Too many satyanukes by my humble Hindu /strongmind/ triggered /cric/ shitters kek
>>152278298IZZATGONE GOTTERNGET THE FUCK OF THE PITCH
>>152278351
lmao I was literally about to ask if someone could post the webm of cummins doing the worst trophy lift of all time 'cause I forgot to save it the other day - and then someone posts it. Thanks for reading my mind lad.
>>152278361
Just to easy to trigger the convict paki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjgI3SarM2A
>t20kek
>>152278415
>>152278443lol why was he standing there
>>152278473Wouldn't have lost his balance in Mizunos
very good half century from the fruity chanderpaulhttps://youtu.be/8ucz_pm3LX8
>Rigged WC wins
very muscular half ton for the Tangerine
Tagenarine has now faced 84% of the deliveries as eng shitters perth 1st innings
kek third time lucky for Dropway
RIPE FOR THE TAKING
really enjoyed watching him bat this inningsproppa good test batsmanning that
nooooo my windies don't poolapse
NZ is the hardest country in the world to field inDont know why, but thats what the stats show
that was Mitchell's all day what the fuck lol
>>152278461always have a chuckle at root picking up a piece of grass contemplating life lol
>imlach 10(49) crisp, he won't be imACK on his watch
>>152278882kek
I thought real cric was today but it's tomorrow.
these fucking umps and their obsession with their fucking light meters I tell ya
WBBL in 30
>we switched some lights on that are 100 metres away and the ball is pink instead of red and that means it's going to swing way more than usual
science innit
>almost 500 posts for 2 days of a peewee testmind blowing
half of that has been shitjeet having an ongoing melty to be honest
my sexers, wonder if Curtis is there
>>152279249alri' la'
>>152279172way too fast tb h
>Inglis is set to bat in the middle order role in place of Travis Head, who will open the batting alongside Jake Weatherald, according to three sources with knowledge of team plans.
loves a wicket maiden
>>152279336This was BAKA by the wayI'm waiting for CA to confirm because I still think Webster is the play
always forget Sydney Morning Herald is a banned accronym
baka
>>152279336Surely they arent gonna be this dumb Webster will be keyI dont think Doggett will do much with the pink and Green barely bowls anyway
>>152279342Inglis isnt a bad choice, Websters been out of form a bit, Marsh wouldnt be bad either
>>152279443Would prefer marsh over inglis but its about time an englishman scored some runs haha
>>152279467lol, what about tim david for a middle order smokey
will kane fail again this innings
do the jannies follow the cricket?
>>152279517more than they follow the nrlcatch 3 dayers for posting nrlw players but grace hayden must be a jannie favourite
Smith truly is a cricket autist>"You've got to play what's in front of you at any given stage, but I'm not sure I completely agree with those two on the batting orders being overrated. I think it's nice to be in a similar role and get used to that role over and over again.
>>152279571Where did he say this?
>Ben Stokes insists that his team sees England's record in Brisbane as irrelevant. "Obviously records for teams go back a long, long time," Stokes said on Tuesday. "Many teams have gone to the Gabba and lost to Australia, but this is a brand new outfit… It doesn't hold too much fear."
>>152279579
*loses*
>>152279576one of the numerous press conferences they havei just take excerpts from cuckinfo and post ones i like
if any of the 5 tests reach day 4, England wins the Ashes story
Only if they reach day 5 as a result of England batting long enough as wellif they reach day 5 solely because of Australia batting out 3 and a half days it will not count
>>152279601love him
>>152279557never forget the snownigger euro hockey FAGGOT jannie from the summer of 22rough times
it appears the umpires have called the test off.
friday night day night ashes test looms/maxxcomfy/ bros we eatin good
>>152279579He reminds eng shitters>>152278132
you'd be an alright dude if you chilled out a bit shitjeeteverything you post is aggro, still enjoy them though cuntlips
>>152279336does CA give the story to some news outlet for a scoop before they announce it? twas the same last test
>>152279715kek
shes up>>152279833>>152279833>>152279833
Wouldnt mind sticking my mate in Maitland Brown's brown
