iggs
>'I'll be wearing them' - Smith commits to anti-glare tape in day-night Test
>>152279855kek
>>152279857surprised they dont mess with his autismmust be somewhat soothing on the face
important this isnt missed>>152279845
>>152279881
>>152279881Her and cheatle are doing funny things to my peepee
>>152279904>cheatle
SA vs Ind at 7pm
The dinner
>>152279930Brvtal mog
fuck hes a cool dudehope he sticks in the squad for a while
>>152279955lgm
>>152279955looks yum mate would have bit more green veggie me, but still looks good
>>152279978>Erykah Badu tattooNicehttps://youtu.be/Np21rH7Ldto
lot of cunts copying me broccoli mince combo aye
Reminder you are using the Hindu Decimal System
Lads can anyone explain how shitjeet has managed to stay up all night posting when he's supposedly from Britain?
he logged on around 1pm aus time, which would be 2am your time right?reckon its probably one of the cenno bludgers in aus that stays up till 4am every day
>>152280210Looks like AI for some reason
What's been wrong with the PV recentlyThey've been especially vermin-likeParasites upon men.
>Windies went 8-67Grim
"PV" can refer to photovoltaics (the conversion of light into electricity) or polycythemia vera (a blood disease), but most commonly refers to photovoltaic systems, especially solar panels. Other meanings include page views, personal vaporizer, and present value, depending on the context.
>>152280238based info lad
for me, PV is project veritas
perhaps he's misspelling POV, the silly buggerhe might simply be asking for everyone's point of view on the grig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWCV3XEGX6s
Phoebe Litchfield is my cricfu
>>152280356nah back off, i claimed her ages ago
REAL FUCKING CRICKET TOMORROW LETS FUCKING GOOOOOCAN I GET A HYOOOOOOPPEEEE IN CHAT
>>152279955oi m8 someone took a shit on your plate
>>152280364why is she dressed like a hippy?
>eng shitters crying to jannyHowling
>>152280442LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>152280442shame about the rugshit op
>>152280459yeah he was a bit eager, even came a little prematurely
>>152280448I guess you could say he's "snubbing" the English cricket team
Think I'm just gonna have beer for dinnerIt's one of those days where I feel like I have a thousand little hearts in my veins that are all beating and I'm not really that hungry
Don't really know what the fuss about D/Ns is, everyone plays them as t20s or one-days so why not tests as well. I think its just a bunch of pre-emptive cope.Obviously no point in England for Tests because we get decent crowds anyway but in other cunts it makes sense, which is also why there's no point in having an Ashes Test down under as one either.
starts the same time as the perth test as well so not like theres any more poms up for itreckon they should make the day nighter the third test to space them out a bit
Actually its 2 hours later than the Perth Test for us, at 4 o'clock in the morning. If it was an ordinary scheduled test it be 1 o'clock in the morning so this way most of us will actually see more of the game. Easily be up to watch the "afternoon" and "evening" sessions.
>he thinks eng shitters will make it to an evening session
>>152280538australia forfeiting the match then
rugby wc draw lots of neighbour gamesPool A: Australia (hosts), Hong Kong China, Chile, New ZealandPool B: Romania, Georgia, Italy, South AfricaPool C: Canada, Spain, Fiji, ArgentinaPool D: Portugal, Uruguay, Scotland, IrelandPool E: Samoa, USA, Japan, FrancePool F: Zimbabwe, Tonga, Wales, England
>>152280573kino
Can't wait to give the unathletic Welsh a good old tonking
>>152280573damn wales aren't getting out of their pool
how come the odi pitches in india are so different to the test pitches?
>>152279859who let justin langer on the field
>>152280573>rugby wcliterally irrelevant>it's a new zealand wins episode
How can non-Indo-Aryan players even compete?
>>152280573Putting all my money on England they always get a lucky draw ffs
>>152280364six........seven>>152280210>>152279934>>152279930
>>152280573I don't understand why the draw occurs two years before the event begins.Is it to give maximum time to prepare fo each opposting team's CTE risk evaluation?Anyway we'll smash those Welsh bingo wings to pieces.
>>152279881lgm
>>152279855>>152279842lgm
>>152280862Seem to recall England saying similar before we smashed them at their home World Cup
>>152279842HOLY CRISP
pies
>>152280880>>152280889>>152280899>>1522809133 lgm or less mate
just had a pie
I just gave your mother a cream pie iykwim
>>152280786*solves ODIs*
He reminds eng shitters
>>152281215England worst case still isn't as bad as losing getting 5-0'd at home by Poo Peeland and South Africa
going bedreal cricket on tomorrow
>>152281250>two mums>no dadThe joe poot of babies
Oh it’s seriously called WoolloongabbaI thought you lot were taking the piss
>>152281403you thought it was an acronym?
I'm 31
>>152281250Imagine them having sweaty lesbo sex
>>152281533and your favourite geese song?
The depth of my ennui is probably incomprehensible to smooth brains like you (it's VERY deep)
Can’t stop laughing about the orphan complex comment
i'm doing the opposite of nofap, i'm TRAINING my dick
see ya at the gabba m8
>>152281941>>152282096Obviously sebbo is waiting for Auswankers trained dick
watching snooker on TV
>>152282156thats just terrific, thanks for letting us know mate
Easily being of the worst team in the league right now currently, sirs.
>>152281250never understood this. yaay my lesbo wife got nutted in by a man.
Suicide
try not to panic everyone but cricket is back TONIGHT
listening age 43
>poojeets leaving when it's this closepathetic country.
>>152281941Tabla x
>Harshit and Arshdeep bowling in tandemCan't make this up
Why is it so shit at its one sport?There's over a billion of them. Are all 1 billion of them just genetic trash?
>oh no sars wee last again sars again to dems blahdy bitch bastard sarth africans sars
>Score 358>LoseAh yes India
That’s shitjeet gone for a few days at least
>implying he actually cares about cricket
Listening age: 68
>>152283647More of a 67 man myself.
ashes day frens!
PVO
>>152284066ashes day/night you mean
also, any tips on fucking the HR girl?
Can Australia win this test in one day/night? I think so
>>152284066It's still Wednesday mate
>>152284508Source?
>>152284528The calendar on my computer
My Yakies are horrible this year
>>152284324send her the most racist misogynist message with a dick pic.
true aussie cricket fans will be supporting englland this test, ashes requies an englland win to stay relelvant
Taking an englel batting. Stinks worse than an englel dressing room
grigged
was up till 12:30 last night working on my vidya game so was worried id be a mess today but eased out of 7 hours of pretty deep sleep and feeling goodhad a dream that I was doing scientific research in Antarcticamost of the dream was just things getting frozen into cartoony ice blocks but I ended up having to do surgery on another researcher who lied about having their appendix removed before the trip
>>152285933what type of vidya game are you making?
watching snooker in the nang gaff
Cricket on in an hour if anyone wants to watch 2 low level teams
>>1522859554 nibbas in a row turnbased rpg roguelike autobattler
my new Sri Lankan office colleague is one of the legendary Kumar Sangakkara's nieces she a cute too
>>152286223Based Welsh
>>152284324your texting screenshots are always very unhinged, but your messages here make far more sense
>>152284324what did he mean by this
Is pink ball cricket real cricket?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRzTMQYDIOC/why wont he apologise??
Watching the curtain raiser
>>152286965Only if its in Adelaide
just got a new rug lads
just make sure you keep dogza off it this time lad
6 hours until the next eng shitter zutting begins
day-night tests are so dumb
Gonna stay up all night pretending to be Indian again Zachy mate?
Is Adelaide test day night as well?
>>152288024kek done him
>>152288061nay
I am Welsh (black)
more like well shit
>Every subsequent test is in a daylight-savings state>Have the day-night test in the one remaining state that doesn'tIf the whole fucking point is to have them in the twilight, why not adjust to the timezones? It's Summer here, so have the day-night match in Hobart would make most sense
Pretty gay to be constantly thinking about gay rape ngl
>>152288253SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Again, not a muzzie. You're a faggot though
>>152288286Renounce poohamhead and i might believe you mcpaki
Don't need to prove shit to a faggot
>>152284324kek
cricket today :)
Jeet Copedex B_SA1_PK1
>>152288356fizzing
For me, it's picking Cam Green over and over again despite him not really being that good and having so many chances
>>152288369it truly never failsincredible
Why havent they officially announced the team yet?
>>152288430giving Sir Patrick James Cummins until the toss to see if he is fit enoughalso to ensure England cant make plans
Michael Slater's wiki page was written by his ex
more like Michael See-Ya-Later kek
>Do what a faggot says or else your a <insert Jeet Cope>Nope
shitjeet bowen
>>152288498HOW CAN HE SLAP
now that the dust has settled, how do you bowl to this?
Bowlers don't have a cow
SEE YOU AT THE GABBA IN 4 HOURS BAAAABBYYYY I FUCKING LOVE CRICKET
>>152288598what a shit ground for league lol
>>152288514im glad i dont understand this meme
>>152288598SEE YOU AT THR GARBA MOITE
Copedex T_OT1
>>152288645Shitjeet gay rape fetish. Also Mo got raped
wbrat
Reminder Queensland is going to destroy the Gabba to build the Olympics
Fucking migt
Can we please make and Australian flag only thread
:/
Devon GONEway
Fab 4 was the bigesst meme. Only Smudge is an elite person of bat.
>>152288728total LNP death
>never won a test series in India aka the convict's Final Frontier>never won a test series in englel>cheating sandpaper molester>goatKek no. The "big 4" are secondary to the true GOAT
Another day, more inane britjeet bait and dumb cunts bitingIts all so tiresome
Isn't it funny how putting sandpaper on the ball would only possibly benefit bowlers and have no benefit for specialist batspersons, and yet Cummins, Hazelwood, Starc and Lyon all had NO idea it was happening, meanwhile the newbie and the team retard (both specialist batters) planned it all out
what are you implying fella
Very curious how convict cumshite is sensitive to the needs of the planet but not sensitive enough to feel a doctored cricket ball. Very curious indeed...
big 4 more like big Kane
Guj-jew tard
*zutts convict shitters*
simply don't pay attention to bindian cricketsbeings unless they're playing for my mighty Blackcaps
I will not watch the cricket today
>>152288981Didn’t ask
More excited for the wbbl desu
>not watching the cricket on a thursday exposed as a wagie KEK
>>152288981based playing not watchinggive them hell, trav
Trav is the most likeable pozzie cricketer in decadesprobably since based Merv
Can't believe they Latham be captain
>>152289033probably because hes also a pisshead
>Wulliumsun
Kane, steve shit and joe poot the big 3 frauds
>South Africans are base-ACK
I'm actually mad they dropped M Marsh just as he was getting consistent runs. They could have done that any other time when he was not quite there, but right now he was actually in form and I think they are insane for dropping him.Normally I'm a major critic of him too. For once I am a critic of his critics.
All I want is a racist wife who isn't fat. Is that so much to ask?
T R AM E R V
>>152279896>no fingerLow energy.I was worse than this webm at this age. kek>I'm kinda embarrassed in retrospect
Racism is a spiritually fat activity chud
Trams suck. Just put another bus in, retards. You know what specialised rail a bus needs? A fucking road
>>152289166looks like an ADHD riddled gen alpha little shit tbphwyl
>>152279978He actually was looking alright later in his 2nd innings. I was shocked he got out. But Marsh has centuries at test level, one being that ton during the last ashes.>he says this as he gets out in shield for 9OH GOD DAMMIT
>>152289186I wasn't on any drugs at that age, I was just mad about footy.That kids no different.
kinda wish all of our trams weren't ripped upbus drivers are universally cunts
>>152289172>2204355
wimpy willy wimps out
>>152289207based passionate young lad
>>152289216I fucking hate buses.
https://youtu.be/414vpfGT6pc4 hours to go
What makes Indians so cringe? Doesn't come across as threatening at all.
>>152289234I am a little autistic about footy and cricket though.
How would an Indian haka look?
>>152289258Nah they're just amped by the sledging maybe.I remember my junior side being so bad with sledging that we'd have temper tantrums like this from sides. It was so funny. South Africans in that side too. They know how to sledge. kek
>>152289283Something shrieking and hysterical, like the girls during Beatlemania
>>152288728I miss Bob Brown.
>>152289258kek Vilerat will never not look like a pathetic faggot when he's le fired up
99% of the stigma against indians would disappear the moment they actively provided welfare to lower castes and cleaned up their streets, rivers, forests of pollution.I'm baffled they instead waste money on a white elephant stadium.
>>152289318eh, I used to get dumb like that on the field. Adrenaline.Then the game finishes and you think "wow I was retarded".
>>152289348They'd rather exterminate them than treat lower castes as equal
>>152288585At the stumps.Even Head was stumped by the bowling post game.
i have ed
>>152289359I highly doubt that faggot is as self-reflective as you though lad, he's always a twat like thatremember KonSTUD absolutely mindfucking him last year with zero effort kek?he's a mental midget
>>152289348>most low and middle class australians struggling >housing pretty much completely unaffordable for them >spend 1 billion to rebuild sydney football stadium
>>152284066>fren
>>152289140Holy based and kino pilled
>>152289392Don't get me wrong, I totally agree with this and we're fucking shit up too.
>>152289367And that worked so well for African slaves.
it's the endless pollution and lack of self awareness from them that confounds most people I thinkthat and the obsession with literal shit
Always funny when the convict mcpaki starts talking about class divides. Laugh my tits off when one of the engshitters false flags as me and he goes off on one about being called the zutted-class (can't call a bennies cheat working class)
you need to take a break form posting mateyour brain is absolutely cooked worse than chikaner at this point
>>152289528At least they're not raping little boys like the ADF.
crickets back on fellas
>no mas peewee likes to give it out but can't take it back
fair enough lad keep being a spaz and taking offence at everything thenit's your impending mental breakdown, not mine x
DROPPED THE TEGEL CUP
will Rachin ever score another test hundred?
oi Jannie! are you going to watch the cricket today big fella?
What channel is it on?
3 HOURS TILL CRICKET GET YOUR SNACKS AND YOUR WATER
DROPPED THE TEGEL CUP AGAIN
Tegel Take Outs Nashville tendies are delish
>>152289196I was okay with Marsh taking Ussies spot and keeping head at 5Wouldnt want Marsh and Head opening in tests though
3 hours until the next engshitter zutting>>152280124
I'm an alcoholic
push for the cenno now Tom lad
>Englel>Yeah well have a bat thanksKEK
>eastern state>STILL haven't started playcan these retards get with the times and use daylight savings already?
>4am start timeGrim. I’ll fall asleep after just a few overs.
don't you lads have a state that is half an hour behind everyone else as well?what the fuck is up with that?
>>152290165t. landlet
Got heaps of post lined up for (arseGonna be a good test match
Plumb
>>152290175what is this post even supposed to mean?
NO RUN
>>152290229It means you're a dumbass mate
I enjoy stuart broad as a commentator
>>152290252t. can't explain his own country's idiosyncrasies>assFOY clearly larping as an aussie
>>152290229It means you’re a feckin peewee
>>152290266This is why convicts aren't taken seriously and are seen as comic relief
>>152290279what's that mean mate?
Fucking pink ball tests can fuck off
>>152290273Shant be explaining it mate. Now gimme more teary you's
>>152290318
not after that womanly performance mateembarrassing
>clueless kiwi ittHaha grim
haha ikwym
WHO THE FUCKS EXCITED FOR THE CRICKET!!!
>>152290397im kinda indifferent really
>>152290397Me, although I will be asleep when it starts. Curs'd D/N test.
>>152290397pumped mate. Lets fuckin' GO
>>152290397all 1 and a half days of it iykwim haha
>kane shitiamsonwhat a sad pathetic end to a career
bought a ten pack of bundy and cola ready for the match todaysadly i am back to work tomorrow so shant be drinking anymore till my next holiday after i finish drinking tonight
Only this gay ass country does day night pink ball joke tests
what would happen if they tried to use a red ball at night
what would happen if they tried to use a pink ball when its overcast instead cancelling the game due to low light
Should use a yellow ball like the footy
>>152290266I enjoy the box shots of him commentating his england team in the ashes
>>152290409SORT THE SLEEP SCHEDULE OUT FELLA
why are anons complaining about day night tests?its test cricket, day night cricket is a test and harder to play than just day tests due to environmental factors particularly in Brisbane.cry more, nothing more kino than sinking a few tinnies with the criccy on the whole arvo/night
is captain Cummy playing?
>>152290557personally think its a good idea because it gets rid of the nonsense bad light carry on that occurs with red ball testsalso its nice being able to watch late into the eveningbut that being said if I was attending a test, 100% it would be a red ball test
minnow bindian unc in?rugshitter man?
>>152290559if aus are smart they won't bring him back til the 4th test. by then it'll be 3-0 so the worst that could happen is a 3-2 series win
has any bowler ever taken all 40 wickets in a single match?
Ravindras class
>>152290461Don't forget you convicts and engshitters do the whole hold the cricket world hostage with the pink/red day for some dead slag wife thing too
what happens if an ump needs to take a shit but they've just had the lunch break
so we've won the test. but at what cost
work: finishedchips: openbeer: crackedgriggy: on
>>152290658The convict ones just pull out a rug
Pat CumGOD has a higher win rate as captain versus England and poopeeland than Steve SmithIn fact, Pat CumGOD has NEVER lost a test against poopeeland as either captain or under a captain which is why i suspect poopeeland minnows hate him so much.lol
>>152290683
what should i get for din dins tonight?
>>152290689I can assure you, the reason anyone outside of Australia hates any Australian cricketer is not due to their ability but simply their dogshit poosonalities
>>152290689I actually like big Cummy though
>>152290714only women support athletes for their poosonalitiesPat CumGOD OWNS poopeeland simple as
Much like what eng shitters do when they need to find comptetent cricketers by raiding the saffer schools system India should repatriate Rachin for the #4 spot
>>152290735I'm a girl tho
>>152290650used to be before he started playing with such hard hands
>>152290750need to do something mate, theyve been absolute dogshit for over a year.very weakminded
>>152290757tits or gtfo
Will Latham?
i know 0 (zero) things about what any aussie cricketer does outside of the game of cricket.they could be rapists or murderers outside of the game but as long as they are winning i really do not care what they get up to outside of the game
>>152290779buy me a drink first cunthow rude
>>152290788he's looked better in this innings than any in recent memory
>>152290792gtfo it is
I always want Australia to lose
kys poodian
the reason Indians play for the saffas, england and windies is indentured slavery.Indians were used as slaves through the late 1800s to the early 1900s, signing contracts they couldn't understand dur to low iq.The term used for these Indians throughout commonwealth countries was 'coolies' and continues to this day via low qualification and low paying service jobs making them the perfect slave race.
>>152290778Might as well pinch Keshav too
if i was a girl i'd definitely post pics of my tits, pussy and asshole on 4chan
what time's kick off?
>>152290857id get a kick out of it hehe
>Australia playing today>thread already pumpingAUSGODS USGODS
>>152290827>tfw I have confused 'coolie' and 'collier' in the past
>KING Kohli and the convict orphan complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict orphan complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
virat coolie
Just want to hurt someone
corrr that set him off
>>152290857you could post your asshole anyway
>>152290893where do you hail from friend?
Kemar Roach is still playing kek
if Latham gets his 100 he can stay in the team. Ravindra gets a pass as he's still young.Kane unfortunately has to go.
>>152290923he's from leicester. his parents abandoned india so their son could have a better life in a country with economic conditions and infrastructure not found in their home country, and he's convinced they were wrong.
Imagine how much Latham would average if he only played against the shitter countries
INGLIS IN
>>152290992what a travestywebster should be in
How does leicester rank in terms of grim midlands cities
molester rhymes with leicestercoincidence?
>>152280210This was the exact moment every Indian decided to just be Australian instead
>>152291008i have never heard of it outside of cric and its use of calling someone the leicester molesterso id say it is pretty grim
Leicestershire sauce
im a very slow eater
first thing i think of when someone says leicester is jamie vardy kicking the shit out of the gay corner flag
>>152291035is that what the leicestrer molester whispers in his victims ears as he cums in his pants?
>>152289528Copedex B_FR4_WW2
>>152291018the dork from yorkvsthe molester from leicestersupergayweight title fight for the much sought after mental health medication
thank fuck this match will end on day 3 the latest
*opens beer*
Australia doesnt need an all rounder, they dont need Webster or Green, they dont fucking need Inglis either he's a backup keeper he shouldnt be playing
Just filled up (water) the StanleySocks off, slippers onReady for some cricket
onya Tommy boy
Green doesn't actually need to bowl, he should just be a batsman really
Latham career resurgence begins today. His peak is yet to come.
>>152291101How many runs does he hit next year in 4 tests in Australia?
>>152291080reckon Greg Inglis could still get Joe Root out lol
>>152291073truly a scourge on /cric/
>>152291080t. Renshaw
>>152291112563. Four hundreds.
>>152291131crisphe'll finally get that average up over 40
Renshaw should actually be in the team
>>152291131based dreamer
Do you think they'll give Khawaja a big gay send off at Sydney?
>30 degrees and rising>cric on>drove past the bottleo but decided to be a bit healthy and not drink/strongmind/
Why don't the cowardly kiwis declare already? Are they too shit to defend this total?
>>152291161missing out brother
think you answered your own question there felladaft post really
king of the homebabbies
been thinking of going on a quick holiday to kiwiland soon
Pink ball, day night, these ridiculous pitches, fuck I hate Australian cricket
>>152291162They're trying to save Test cricket. If it ends early, people will be calling for three day tests.
>>152291192poof
>>152291162Unfortunately we play so little test cricket that we forget how you're supposed to go about trying to win.
>day three pitch at Hagley and it's great for batting>Kane gets out for 9what did he mean by this?
Aus should bowl first if they win toss>That's objectively retardedWant to make it a contest. I want criccy on Sunday, or at least Sat
classic rigor moment haha kek what a character
>>152291196TRVKE
Its a shame that the Big Bash has been botched, it should be a bigger better competition
>>152291213weather heem on sundee mundee 3 day KINO looms
>>152291213batting first allows for the longest game?imagine if our 2nd innings last game was setting a total, probably wouldve scored 500 runs
>>152291021Too zesty for convicts
ganja or bourbons bros?wake up feeling great after smoking, wake up feeling like death drinking but probably have a more enjoyable time
>>152291226I propose adding 2 kiwi teams, a north island and south island team
>>152291260smoke broalcohol is quite literally poison and does a number on your organscabbage is the lesser of the two evils in that regard
Think of the branding of the Big Bash teams and the uniforms, Melbourne Stars/Renegades, Sydney Sixers/Thunder, and they all wear similar uniforms just with different colours, its pretty awful, they could have put a bit more creativity into it dont you think?
Reminder bnob was diddled by his pedo dad and left him wheelchair bound and unemployable but it's ok he lives on in the hope that one day he'll doxx me
>>152291226I propose adding 2 kiwi teams, a cricket team and a rugby team
>>152291274appreciate the advice cheers fren
>>152291260hot chocolate
*summons sebLORD*
>>152291265would have to shift support from MY Sexers to the mighty North Island Taniwha if that occurred
TheNorth island Cringe LordsSouth Island Based Lads
>>152291317where abouts is dadza from lad?
>>152291288np ladI need to stop vaping the buds so much but stopped drinking every night like a year ago and I've felt better every day for itbetter sleeps too
>>152291260ganja is better but stay /strongmind/ fellateetotal is zen bliss
Yeah nice gay video package fox cricket
Will Jacks?
>>152291332well done m8, hard to quit anything (unless youre england)
>>152291345imagine if he left the field, we could say WILL JACKS OFF
>>152291329strong and virtuous cantabrian
We're live people!!!
I cannot stand this gay cunt actor matt nables narrations of these gay video packages
>>152291192>ridiculous pitchesenough about the SA vs Indian pitches last month
I know im whining a lot but that was rotten, just awful, cringeworthy from fox cricket
>>152291347ta lad xtake it in small steps
>>152291332when was the last time you had a dream?
I'm off to bed. Good riddance until tomorrow. And good luck aussiebros.
>>152291360goosebumps
wouldnt know mate, had a kino little travis head lookalike kid tying in summer, backyard cricket, taped tennos, bin wickets and smashed windows with repping your country on f2a
>>152291360shits me to tears when he says shit like 'and yeah....travis head...'
>>152291274lmaoliver transplant give you chance at living life againbrain transplants are not possible yetso yeah, weed is not the lesser of two evils in that regard
i'll cheer up now because isa is on the TV
Warner doesn't have a broadcast voice
>>152291260get on the burbs bro ganja is for stinky hippies not comfy test cricket enjoying aussie blokes
>>152291234Because it's stupid to bowl first in a day/night test, so it's giving England more of a chance
>>152279891>look, the blue line shows where his arm is!yes thank you, Foxtel, I can see his fucking arm.
>>152291234ball swings more at night. give them a bit of a leg up to even up the competition
>>152291409that's his leg mate
>>152291381its just really bad stuff, im not sure why fox sports is so bad at making video packages
>>152291373last nightI dream most evenings even if it's just flashes of them I can remember
thinking an aminoz wpi choc malt protein shake and a joint
>>152291377now THATS a SULTRY look from isa
>>152291424they genuinely just dont give a fuck. just cut about half off the staff from their studio broadcast crew and lumped those jobs onto the people that stayed, quality went down but they dont care becuase its cheaper. as long as somethings there thats all that matters to them
>>152279891oh, fuck
>>152291442id like to 4825
>>152291384are you living in the 50s?marijuana is not crack cocaine and ANY organ transplant is incredibly dangerous and risky, it's also not just your liverdon't be a fuckwit all your life
>>152291437you should start documenting them in /cric/ when you wake up
>get fox for ad free cricket>theres ads>david warner and gilly commentating thanks fuckwits
warne sorely needed for these comswhy'd he have to go do so much coke + hookers in thailand
>>152291444fuck em then. we're justified in shitting on their gay video packages obviously
>>152291462could do laddon't think we got an update from you today though?
>>152291476Yeah he was so good
how do you spell Melbourne phonetically?
mark wood injured after bowling 11 overs
>>152291462bad dreams just keep returning maybe one day ill be safe
reckon Trav could be great in the coms box in ~ 10 years time
>>152291494Mike Echo Lima Bravo Oscar Uniform Romeo November Echo
>>152291499for sure. will say some cheeky things too i reckon
>>152291484one of my more empowering dreams last night >>152285933
>>152291510foxtrot alpha golf golf oscar tango
>>152291360chills
>>152291461lmaospotted the brain rotted weed smokerlet me guess, you tell people weed isnt addictiveI also said the liver transplant gives you a chance at a life again and i said that as the liver is usually the organ that will go first with chronic alcohol usechronic weed use though destroys the brain first and you have no chance at life if your brain is fucked
>>152291512nice mate those sorts of immersive dreams are kino, I always stop and think about why the brain creates that sort of story for ussome dreams I've had are so vivid I remember them for years after the fact
>>152291533sound aggro mate, think ill go with the weed
>>152291494mel-bin
weed is alrightweed smokers are not
Fox Comms Box XI:HaddinHowardBorderWaughHusseyGilchrist (wk)GuhaLeeJulianSkullLoughnan
>>152291533simmer down
The set up
remind me when players are on the field and are about to play
>>152291533calm down mate I agree with you and don't advocate anyone using either if possiblebut you're heavily minimising the harm alcohol causes on the human body down to the vascular levelit's not just organs mate but your brain as wellstroke, heart disease, even diabetes are exacerbated hugely and are often caused by, long term alcohol use
>>152291541ive been having them most nights since I went teetotal a month agoi think theres a lot to dreams thoapparently you cant have dreams about people youve not seen in real life
>>152291596>often caused by, long term alcohol usegood thing i get through a case in one night then haha
AAAAHHH IM DRINKING AAAHHH I WANT TO FIGHT SOME CUNT BUT I LOVE YOUSE AAAHHH IM GOING TO BE A SMART ARSE BECAUSE IM NOT LE THINKING STRAIGHT BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS THE ALCOHOL AAAAHHH POKIE POKIES AAAHHH ARSE CRACK SPEW ON SHIRT SLEEP ON GROUND WHERES ME DURRIES AAAAHHH HANGOVER AAAAHHH
>Good batting surfaceWill any team reach 200?
>>152291600i get very intense dreams after drinking
christchurch looks like a nice town
not a fan of this sleep merchant mickvery forced and uninteresting dont like it at all
>>152279857>Anti-glare tape>There's a huge reflection off themUh?
>>152291621just not the mosques iykwim haha
>>152291628the best micks are forced iykwim haha
No Cummins, Neser and Inglis in for Lyon and Khawaja?
the only reason people get cats is to pat them occasionally and try to appease strangers on the internet by adding them to photos
>>152291600I think there's something to be said for that deep sleep you get not drinkingREM cycles and all that having a good effect on feeling well rested and improving mood etc
ENGLAND WIN THE TOSS AND ELECT TO BAT
Who won the toss?
Is it better to watch on Austar or FTA?
>>152291665YAAAYYY ANOTHER 2 DAY TEST
Isa is looking fat
>>152291630>bowler blindedcounteractive glare measures deployed
Wonder what Australia will score tonight
>Smith tosses the coin>"HEADS" yells Stokes>"HEADS" is the call seconds the umpire guy>"Tails" says Isa>"It is tails" seconds the umpire guy>England have won the toss???Did I just imagine Stokes calling heads?
>>152291676it is that stupid outfitwomens fashion is a joke sometimes
>>152291684Meds are in order lad. He definitely called tails
>>152291684the jeet said heads is the call, stokes and isa both said tails
>>152291684yesmaybe lay off the ganja m8
>>152291684M E D S . N O W .
>>152291707>>152291701>>152291690kek
Will England last longer than either of their innings in Perth?
Isas been drinking too muchlooks tired and fat and her face is puffy
>>152291684The fix is in
Why do we do welcome to country after the first test?
can you guys stop badmouthing isa
>Neserwhy is that washed unc in the teamthought we ditched the shit cunt with the grim paine era
>>152291715she should switch to ganja iykwim haha
Why does Australia seem to lose like 80% of the tosses? Is it rigged?
Dadzas just sent me an angry message about the signal at their househaving to make a quick pilgrimage to theirs to try fix it before the game starts likely to miss balls in transit
Head opening seems silly.
>>152291736Pedobait Too bad Direnc is a whore
reckon id kill myself if I worked at bunnings
>>152291753KEK
Balls in Transit
>>152291753love himtruly my favourite autist
>>152291753kek based sperg
>>152291753*walks into /cric/*
>>152291753amazing
>>152291753SmothGOD
Ravindras Clarse lads
The narrator is absolute Carse
based calm before the storm
its fucken hot lads
Are these good stats?
>england wins and starts batting WHY?
>>152291854got a 400 buck window aircon last yearshit is ca$h
>>152291856His name is actually Joe, they just like saying it in pig latin
>Matt PriorIs that the best they could get?
>>152291865Seriously?
Someone bake.
>>152291880>>152291880>>152291880
Uncle Colin sets the bar for all welcome to countries.
Kevin Spacey
>>152291893No /cric/ retard.
>>152291736In the last 2 years:>Australia v Pakistan - 1st Test, Perth Stadium Australia won the toss and elected to bat.>Australia v Pakistan - 2nd Test, MCGPakistan won the toss and elected to bowl.>Australia v Pakistan - 3rd Test, SCGPakistan won the toss and elected to bat.>Australia v West Indies Tests - 1st Test, Adelaide OvalAustralia won the toss and elected to bowl.>Australia v West Indies Tests - 2nd Test, The GabbaWest Indies won the toss and elected to bat.>New Zealand v Australia Tests - 1st Test, Basin ReserveNew Zealand won the toss and elected to bowl.>New Zealand v Australia Tests - 2nd Test, Hagley OvalAustralia won the toss and elected to bowl.>Australia v India Tests - 1st Test, Perth StadiumIndia won the toss and elected to bat.>Australia v India Tests - 2nd Test, Adelaide OvalIndia won the toss and elected to bat.>Australia v India Tests - 3rd Test, The GabbaIndia won the toss and elected to bowl.>Australia v India Tests - 4th Test, MCGAustralia won the toss and elected to bat.>Australia v India Tests - 5th Test, SCGIndia won the toss and elected to bat.>Sri Lanka v Australia Tests - 1st Test, Galle International StadiumAustralia won the toss and elected to bat.>Sri Lanka v Australia Tests - 2nd Test, Galle International StadiumSri Lanka won the toss and elected to bat.>ICC World Test Championship Final 2025 Final, Lord'sSouth Africa won the toss and elected to bowl.>West Indies v Australia Tests 2025 - 1st Test, Kensington OvalAustralia won the toss and elected to bat.>West Indies v Australia Tests 2025 - 2nd Test, National Cricket StadiumAustralia won the toss and elected to bat.>West Indies v Australia Tests 2025 - 3rd Test, Sabina ParkAustralia won the toss and elected to bat.>Men's Ashes 1st Test, Perth StadiumEngland won the toss and elected to bat.>Men's Ashes 2nd Test, The GabbaEngland won the toss and elected to bat.12 losses and 8 wins. 40% Win rate which is below average.
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>>152291914Because is not un unnecesary an repulsive general thread. It is a matchie for the gameYou must be new here
