Australia: Jake Weatherald, Travis Head, Marnus Labuschagne, Steve Smith (capt), Cameron Green, Josh Inglis, Alex Carey (wk), Michael Neser, Mitchell Starc, Scott Boland, Brendan Doggett.England: Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Ollie Pope, Joe Root, Harry Brook, Ben Stokes (capt), Jamie Smith (wk), Will Jacks, Brydon Carse, Gus Atkinson, Jofra Archer.
First for golf
>>152291684You lads were right. Turns out I can't listen for shit.>>>/wsg/6043317
*mutes tv*
dont need to be welcomed to my own country
Reminder not picking Lyon is the height of arrogance>we don't use him in situations where we bowl them out in like 20-30 oversyeah no shit that literally always been true for spinners. Guess who'll you'll be missing if the innings goes for 100+ overs
welcome to the fucking country you arrogant pommy pricks wear a helmet on our streets
NUNYA
griget
heres to a crisp 5 dayer mates
gulla gulla got a dolla cunt?
>muh Green>muh Webster>muh fucking Mitch Marsh in 2025 almost 2026batting allrounders in tests are a meme. Maybe once every 50 years you get a Kallis or a Sobers somewhere on Planet Earth. Rest of the time batting allrounders are for limited overs.If you MUST experiment with allrounders in tests, bump wk to 6 and play 4.5 bowlers
Where’s /cric/
>boong welcome to my country>pajeet singing the national anthemJUST
>>152291880>no /cric/I knew I shouldve finished off my bake
Reminder Welcome to Cunt was unironically invented by Ernie Dingo when he was hungover and realised he forgot to prepare something last night and came up with this on the spot
>>152291880Fucking stupid peewee cunt Never let a stupid peewee cunt do anything, CRIC ITS CALLED FUCKING CRIC
>>152291931Also our new anthem is shit and we shouldn't have changed it.
wicket first over lads, put the house on it
BOWL THESE FUCKING POMMY CUNTS OUT
>>152291948Zacky C doesn’t count
Who should I be rooting for you stupid niggas?
REAL /CRIC/>>152291945>>152291945>>152291945
pure, pure kino
>>152291945>>152291945>>152291945
>>152291958England if anything to keep this rivalry alive
why hasn't OP posted in his /cric/-less thread?
>>152291964Got it, let's go British pedophiles!
>>152291958australia: protagonistsengland: antagonist with an orphan complex
>pajeet singing the national anthemIm tired bros.
>Crawleylmaoing at his life right now
>>152291931She wasn't pajeet, she was just tan. It's in Queensland, of course she has a tan.
>>152291972she had very nice tits though
>>152291965Because the game is about to begin
>>152291963>>152291880christ
Glammy legend neser
If England blows this they will be the 3 Domestic House Cats
CRAWGODUNT
>>152291982>brown nipplesno
Lovely
>Smashed for 4Bazball wins.
sorry lads, work is calling
We're in here.>>152291945>>152291945>>152291945>>152291945
>>152291979did you see the name? Australians don't call their kids singharhagdjs ghabahfkdia
love the crickylove the missuslove mumzasimple as
>>152292004Hope she has inverted nipples that I have to tease out.
>>152292005She looks Italian. Love me some wogs. CUTE.
In b4 hes out
>>152292022crisp good lad
Shan't be posting in a thread made by someone so desperate soz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>DuckettIt's literally in the name. KEKEKEKEKEK
i dont believe it
>>152292039You will.
>>152292029just got the wrong guy
He's the new Crawley.
based marnusthe paki would've dropped that
Who shall get to 3 wickets faster, the entire West Indian cricket team in their 78th over bowling, or the individual bowler Starc?
going back to bed
>>152292072Had to double check who got the pair in the first match. Would've been a bit more kino if it was the same guy.
>>152292087are you bad luck?
Who was the last decent engloid opener?? DOnt even dare to say Cook
unironically in the other thread ladspeewees just trying to thread split because nobody watched their grim windies gametl;dr abort, use other thread
Crawley is ON
someone just took a massive England openers
Neser just doesnt do much for me
>Neser>Inglis>Marnus>BolandHow many non-Australians do we need in this side? Plus we have Khawaja, Webster, Doggett, and Konstas around the squad.
>>152292096This thread has more posts in down time, but the other thread had 7 posts to 1 when the wicket fell.
>>152292101Should have stopped fracking you royalist dimwits.
>>152292101>3.3literally shouldnt be news
>>152292101>wakes people upOh shit
Kinda racist to let Neser bowl before Boland
>>152292101You cant feel shit under 4, are you lads made of paper?
lads is this the thread?
>>152292096this thread is moving fasterwe can mig to that thread when this one's full in about 14 overs time
Gonna go watch One Piece instead :)
>>152292131>Being this optimistic about a second thread
fucks sake
>2/5 in the second overThis is going to be over in 20 overs ffs.>Buying a day 3 ticket
GONE
are England and Australia being paid to ruin test cricket?BCCI I'm looking at you
here's your ashes bro
BACK TO THE PAVILLION FUCK OFF
I happen to be in a literal and unironically need for a stream
Where's the harry balls or whatever his name is who the poms rate?
>>152292180streamed dot pk
>Wide outside off? Yeah we will have a swing thanks
If they dropped Labuschagne and kept the paki he'd have caught that
Australia have already lost the NoG since Crawley scored runs
>>152292222wasted
>>152292230this but unironically
>>152292207works great, ta
I'm an alcoholic
>A muscular matchie makes his way though the cricketThis is the THREAD
Needed either Doggett OR Al-Nasir, not both. surely need at least one fucking spinner
>clueless kiwi femmbot itt
>>152293231>>152293231>>152293231>>152293231new with /cric/ branding
>>152293236They need w wicket I believe
>>152293241very grim poohaviour NGL
Sweet sweet matchie my beloved
The matchie just made a hunny. Thats a NoG right there
