Australia: Jake Weatherald, Travis Head, Marnus Labuschagne, Steve Smith (capt), Cameron Green, Josh Inglis, Alex Carey (wk), Michael Neser, Mitchell Starc, Scott Boland, Brendan Doggett.England: Zak Crawley, Ben Duckett, Ollie Pope, Joe Root, Harry Brook, Ben Stokes (capt), Jamie Smith (wk), Will Jacks, Brydon Carse, Gus Atkinson, Jofra Archer.
finally a cric
STARCS GOT A WICKET FIRST BALL
duck first ball
*unmutes tv*
>>152291968>>152291970i fucking wish, it would be so funny
In bed listening to the radio
If Zak Crawley scores a century, then you all have to post a pic of your corey.It's the rules.
>>152291922And take out the test series in West Indies, in the last few years Australia only has a 30% win rate in winning the toss. Pretty bad actually.
>>152291984who?
Crawley is rubbish
ball going crazy rn
Work just called, lads.
>>152292007tell them to kys, criggy's on
>let’s go play golf and not cricket lads >what about the ashes >don’t worry fucking bunch of morons
another green gabba pitch
OHNONONONONONO
lmao, GOLDEN DUCK
LOLOLOLOLOL
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Works calledWould have had money on the other one going first
never mind ladswork told me to stay home
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
KEK ITS FUCKING OVER FOR ENGSHITS
>>152292026but they got 5 runs off the very first over mate thats really good to get 5 runs off the first over
more like duckett lmao
GOLDEN DUCKETT
Lads… Ben DUCKett
>>15229204950 all out (10.0) at this rate
W E WEWover in 2 bros we're eating good tonight
>>152081504>>152081504>>152081504>>152081504>>152081504
reminder that Khawaja plays 1st slip so thank fuck he wasnt playing
has Starc become the greatest first-over bowler of all time yet?
another 2 day semen slurper inbound
>>152292066so true
>>152292077>>152292063based, im busy saturday and sunday so wouldnt have much time to watch anyway
aussies need to start dropping catches like >us
Neser looks slow.
neser getting some nice shape into the right hander
crawley shook
this is the thread
>>152292097Uzzie isnt playing unfortunately so might not happen
Neser has it moving around corners and nobody's even noticing
oh look it's another episode of 2-day test match
the gabba is still a shithole
Starc is just a master of his craft these days
ANOTHER
KEKEK
for fucks sake
>>152292126t. KP
STARCGODTARCGOD
GONNNNEEEEEEEWHY WOULD YOU PLAY THAT SHOT LMAO
fuck me englel wtf are you doing
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
These cunts are getting bullied KEK
O POPEO FUCK
OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAKEEEEEEEEKEKEKEKE
bazball is actually destroying test cricket
>>152292064>seething paki kept bumping this don’t show him bindians recent results
wtf are they doing
*WHEEZE*
>Scheduling a test match against England to start on Thursday>It won't even reach the weekendKEK. WHAT A BLUNDER.
kekMaybe the English should have played in that PM's XI game or not spent extra time golfing and riding e-scooters
>POOP
5-0FUCK OFF
>try to watch on 7 stream>won't even loadThanks piracy, you've saved me.Also, gottem.
We need to bat for two whole days to make up for this shithousery.
>Bazball
shitshow
Australian GODS
This is seriously one of the worst batting teams of all time Going back to sleep
Reckon the english fans start booing their team this test or will it be the next?
that was a beautiful golf shot from pope there shames hes a cricketer
really dogshit series so far ladslooking like a T20 tourney out here
>>152292166they are thinking about playing some golf or riding some e-scooters after the game m8
Rooty to make a hundy here and there's nothing you can do about it.
two ducks in as many overs, how embarrassing
Root is going out for less than 10, same with Brook, Smith and Stokes.
>>152292189Twenty20 sides try to bat out the full 20 overs.
unc starc is a different beast
>2 wickets day one 3rd overTest cricket is dead.
>>152292204GOTTEM
DROPPED THE ASHES
I’ve been hyped for this for 2 years, what a let down
England all out for 20, Australia 0/55d, England out for 10.
Things not looking good bong bros
anyone got a non bt sport stream
just short that
>Root has played 160 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY) test matchesholy fuck the poms stat-pad
>gotta just block out the media lads, we've got a great team and gameplan
>>152292214same mate :(
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE PAVILLION
this is now officially the thread
>>152292214Ashes are only good when they're played in England.
>Wide outside off? Yeah we will have a swing thanks.
Webster would have gobbled that.
>We're already two wickets down and the world's worst batsman is still at the crease.
>>152292224poos do the same thing but for ODIs
>>152292238Crawleys looking good desu
>>152292234Loves a swing, specially outside a nightclub on a Monday morning. Seriously, why can't poms handle their grog?
>>152292224makes a peewee shitter seethe this does
>crawleys having his once-in-a-wtc-cycle decent innings
>>152292238Root's not that bad
>>152292230thoughts lads?
>bongoloid fans cheering a 4 after losing 2 ducks in the first 3 innings
England needs to bring Flintoff back.
id have given that out
>choose to bat first because the first two sessions look good for batting>proceed to have the team come out and bat like it's the last five overs of a T20So what WAS he thinking?Personally at this point I reckon we just bin the english squad and have the rest of the ashes played by that english A squad that played the PM's 11 the other day. I reckon they've got what it takes to play ODI cricket.
LOLOLOLOL
>22/2
>>152292126I hate the look of it, the seats
switching back to the statpad test in christchurch1-1 lets move on to adelaide
>>152292281based 12th man appreciator
>>152292277Notice you don’t post about bindia matches you fat tub of brown shit
Neser looks like a fuckin homeless, tidy yourself up man
isnt shitjeet a pale white pasty incel pretending to be an indian?
>Dropped the catch>Didn't review a caught behind (OUT)Smith is having a shocker.
Reminder that britjeet is a nonce who knows nothing about cricket and hates the white man because his mother works as a prozzie in Leicester (Highfields the ‘red light’) servicing white men his whole life. He’s had to listen to his mother getting defiled by white men his whole childhood. His raging incel fury is outleashed on a cricket thread lmao
I'M LIKE A BIRDI'LL ONLY FLY AWAY
>>152292303looks like this mate
>thought i had a full case in the garage fridge >it was actually one single beer uh oh
The more you acknowledge shitjeet, the more he posts. Silence is the way to go.
>>152292306barely a catchbarely a nickfuck up CUNT
>>152292275Get rid of the Kiwis
>>152292312awful feeling
>>152292324DELET THIS
Matt Henry would have 5 already
crawleys woken up on the right side of bed
>>152292288I'm the whitest person ITT. E4E.
Rachin 'Class' Ravindra 152* (152)
Holy based Latham and Ravindra are going big
Reminder this is the last generation where the majority of the English, Aus, Kiwi or SA teams will be white
>>152292343nobody cares mate make a matchie and youll see
ffs I’m glad I watched the second day of the first test on the teevee and not listened to the radio. TMS seems impossible whilst Tuffers is on their, his whole gimmick is really annoying now I’m so fed up of listening to that cunt.
>>152292348and its beautiful
>>152292348the virgin demographic realitythe chad racially biased selectors
Blackcap putting on a batting masterclass. No wonder australia keeps ducking us
South Africa is a black country
>>152292353He is posting about it in the general, thats the point.If you want to talk about the ashes game you should go to their matchie
>>152292353nice of you to reply to something so insignificant then mate!
>4 overs of nothingYAWWWWWNNNNN
>Root not bazzing ityou win England
>neser with the new ball>heres some 130kph pies to take the shine off the ball and get your eye in
>check other thread >it’s the peeweenonce op and sebbo the spambot
>>152292308trvke
>>152292247Remember... >>152291984
Whatever happened to the Shamar Joseph raping his cousin allegations?
Neser reminds me of that actor, whats his face - did the tough guy movies, you know the ones
>>152292370>>152292374It annoys you how irrelevant new zealand cricket is hey but seriously no one cares no offence
>>152292378swing merchants are best in the mid 130s
Remember the kiwi Daniel who killed himself?
>>152292386Made up by dirty bindians
Fuck off you thread splitting freak
>>152292396Carl Weathers?
>>152292396Gerard Butler?
>>152292401nah Vettori is still alive mate
>>152292386Probably trying to pay off his victims.
no kiwi poster has ever been under any illusion of the irrelevancy of New Zealand cricket mate where the fuck have you been
Is Crawley the most arrogant (non-Aussie) cricketer in modern history?Averaging 30, getting a pair, and still thinking you are good enough to drive on the up against Starc in order to say "Fuck you" to everyone who told him to put it away. The sheer nerve of the cunt.
>>152292417true good post can you two lads stop talking about it
>>152292398You are just being educated on proper /sp/ behaviour
first beer of the day
>>152292400
Oh shit. They're bringing him on.
>>152292396
it's Dale Steyn for me
>>152292396Jason Statham?
>>152292421I think he's just retarded m8.
>>152292421he could edge and fluke his way to a 102 (110) here and will cement himself as England opener for the next decadereminder that Jason Gillespie has a test double-century and Stuart Broad has a 150+
>1/5 of the Australian population has arrived in the last 8 years
>>152292428couldnt care less what askjeeves thinsk mate
>>1522923536000 test runs up for Latham lad thought you'd like to know
feeling tired
>>152292462legend
>>152292450>Aussie women are having kidsIsn't this a good thing?
>>152292450Ive been on cenno since 2013 and havent missed a single game involving Australia across all formats. Just check out of the rat race fren, shits comfy as
>>152292462Only another 150 runs and he'll achieve a decent average :)
>>152292475its not from births....
>>152292479don't they make you do work for the dole or some shit like that?
>>152292462Unironically never seen him play, stopped watching poopee when wagner was forced out
>>152292475>reading comprehension
What’s a par 1st innings score then knobheads
>>152292481kek he's unironically lifted his average by nearly a percentage point this innings
About 364 runs on the first day
reckon that dropped catch from smith is the difference between england being all out for 90 and england declaring at 600
>>152292450This would be ok if they were all white
Is the ship, dare I say it, steadied?
>>152292495all of the runs
id take 250-300
Tell me about this Jake Weatherald fella.
>>152292513he has heralded much weat
>>152292506no it wouldnt. not by size but infrastructure workforce etc we are actually full. dont care where they are from they shouldnt be here
ITS OVER FOR AUSTRALIA ENGLAND ARE BEING DOMINANT
>>152292489they cant 'make' you do anythingyou have to remember the workers are retards and you can use their own rules against themdont know how many times I've felt suicidal kek
He looks Venezuelan
Isa's class
clarse*
Do you like the Indian girl that sang our national anthem?
>>152292489i do 20 hours a month to avoid that2 10 hour shifts
>Matchie caught at 92Most kiwiest thread of the year. Makes you shred a tear
>>152292504Root for the dropped catch?Which batsman was the non-reviewed caught behind?
crawley might actually be the real deal i never fully believed the hype becus he looks abit disabled
>>152292533No and I don't like "our" national anthem.
>>152292533Is this Glenn mcgraths bird
>Actual test battingSee poms? It wasn't that hard after all!
dont like Indians except for seb and hes basically a burger without all the burgerisms
>>152292533Can see why Indian women are the most popular in the brothels. Corrrrr.Hopefully some more come over so I can get me one.
>>152292539nopethere will be one with his name on it within the next hour if keeps driving at everything
>>152292547she's dead isn't she?
>>152292553by what metric do you consider them the most popular
Zaky to play a shit shot in 3 balls.
still cant get over them not picking Lyon
what happened to australia between the first test and now?
If Crawley makes it to 50 England wins the NOGI dont make the rules
>>Actual test battingYikes. Shan't be watching
The national anthem's not great, but it could be worse. Waltzing Matilda would be cringe; it'd be like if America had Yankee Doodle as their national anthem or the English had I get knocked down but I get up again as theirs.Still, Matilda would be better than whatever brown shit they'd bring in if the Government changes it this century
NOT SO FAST
>>152292570we got told to take it easy on englel or they'll have to come up with 5 million dollars to pay the stadium because another test only lasted 2 days
>>152292566They're booked out for months in advance. The white slappers you can walk in off the street and they're still available.
Never used a prozzie before but thinking I might. Is it awkward? If you hire them for an hour, can you blow your load twice on the same session or do you have to pay again?
>>152292577is changing the whole anthem a conversation that is being had in Australia?if so, why, what's the issue?
>>152292586thats because the whites and asians usually refuse indian men
>>152292587most of them make it clearif you are able to come up with it is another story. Its the worst set up your dick can face
>>152292570Outside of Travis “Dick” Head the pozzies were shit at batting in that test as well, so we’ll wait and see.
>>152292586are the pakis cheaper though? cause there might be a bit in that
Thats what i worry about with fucking a hooker, the awkwardness, it must be awkward
>>152292587no its not awkward, but go to the brothel. it would be fucked having them come to your house. if you sperg at the broth you can just leave. most of their job is making you comfortable and they are very good at it. usually twice in an hour yes but depends on the place if youre in sydney go to ginza
>>152292575It's the poms anon, they'll do proper batting and then get bored after five overs the lose 6 wickets for 34 runs. Don't leave your seat yet.
>>152292588I think it’s just that the pol pozzies don’t like the fact they changed three words
>>152292577They won't make it better though they'll just make it more abbo welcome to country bow down to petrol sniffers type shit
>>152292587potentially a little awkward the first time because youll generally have some subconscious desire to treat them like a real womanbut then you realise theyre just there for your pleasure and you stop caring
>>152292603>if youre in sydney go to ginzaoh man that takes me back. I did a 2 hour session with a 19 year old japanese girl before covid. Wonderful.
>>152292595trvke
>>152292603yeah definitely dont get them to your placemade that mistake oncealso the call out girls are way more disgusting than the brothel girls (and not in a good way iykwim haha)
>>152292609that is how i treat real women
>>152292607>can you understand >you don’t sniff petrol from a can >you put your petrol in the car it goes
Yeah I’m thinking England are back
i would act so awkward with a prostitute, probably wouldnt even get hard toowould be so nervous
>australian fielding
Crawley on knighthood watch
>latham gets out>gets a big high five from his batting partner??
>>152292625>won’t get hard due to all that porn m8
>>152292631>11 overs amazed Crawley has lasted that long considering how little cricket he’s played
>>152292625then they take their clothes off and your penis goes boink since youve never seen a womens ass in the flesh
Same old convicts
starcs tired after 5 overs
how many overs of spin were bowled in perth?
>>152292645I did twice in 2009.
>>152292647he's an old timer
>score a hundred for the first time in like a decade>be completely overshadowed by your younger, better, faster scoring, more attractive, more indian team mategrim day for tom
Do prostitutes have pubic hair or are they all shaved?
Why no Lyon, is this really not looking like a pitch where no spin will be required.
Root unironically looking good hereCenny incoming, I fear
Neser fucked this up, newfag idiot, should be 6fer
>>152292657the one ive ever seen was shaved
>>152292657???
>>152292657Most women are shaved
>>152292659Oh cenny is coming for most of you im sure
>>152292656>more attractiveTom really does have an unfortunate face
i wouldnt know what to say to a prostitute
>>152292668Only slags.
Work just called me back in, lads
work called see you guys tomorrow
what time is it in eng?
>>152292674hello to start with
I can stay awake no longer. Godspeed Rooty.
>>152292657theyll generally grow it out for you if you book in advance
>>152292675Are you calling my girlfriend a slag? Are you calling my mum a slag?
What's he up to?
>>152292668We're not talking about how br*tish "women" shave their faces Nigel
>>1522926785 am
God you can tell the afl blowies are in with the prozzie talk. Although it was me who set it off with the reminder that some of shitjeet childhood memories are having to hear his jeet mother getting gangbanged by white cock.
>>1522926785am.
>>152292674they barely speak english mate
Whose winning the match
sex is pointless without the thrill of the groom
>>152292692>>152292675>t. virgins
prostitutes always ask me why im not dating anyone :(
>>152292695>>152292704
Wow!This NRMA company really help people in need. It looks like they're always there when you need them, and they do it with a smile!They do it all for free, as well!
>>152292689bashing up a prostitute
the only time i went on /afl/ there was an anon they called dollfucker showing off his ‘gf’
>English prostituteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tAZjoWG3HARight English rose, innit.
>>152292708>i am but shes not as good looking as you
>>152292668really miss a good bit of bushbeen a while
>>152292689doing your mum
>>152292702EnglandCA told Australia to lose to keep the series alivehence why they didnt pick Lyon, but also so Cummins can come back next test and destroy England
>>152292708well lad, why not?
>you'd say australia in total controlI mean yeah you might say that - if you're not paying any attention to the match and have no idea what's happening lmao
>>1522926784pm
>>152292704
borders parkinsons looks like its getting really bad :(
>>152292729yea I thought that was a bit much too lolthey showed a dropped catch like 20 seconds before that
>>152292704Aren't you on your honeymoon Albo?
WEIGHT TRANSFER IS BACK AGAIN LADS
>>152292729No worthwhile sentence has ever begun with the phrase "I mean".
>>152292722too selfishwant to work on my projects whenever im not at work or playing golf
your mum needs a weight transfer lmao
it's such a dumb meme I fucking hate it
will we atleast get some good shitposting with bongbros tonight once they all wake up?
>>152292749I think I made a very good point actually so your argument is proven wrong by the very post you were trying to argue against.Not a good look for you lad.
GONE GOTTEMBOLANDS GOT ONE AT THE G
HISLAND
>>152292361you need 150m indians per test player, we'll be right
So is there a reason why Lyon is out?
>>152292742kek
>>15229277CA need this game to last at least 4 days
>>152292777They're not planning on bowling spin when lights are on.
>>152292777busy looking after the kids
Broady is a good commentator
>>152292788you messed that up didn’t you! Ha ha all good mate I’m just kidding
What would you recommend for a drink if im not in a beer mood
Getting really worried about my hair lads
>>152292802beer
>>152292802Smirnoff ice
>>152292713>One of City's more in demand working girls is 31 year Joe.>>Joe is a curvy size 16-18, she is very very popularWhat the fuck is wrong with English men? Fucking hell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tAZjoWG3HA#t=5m22s
>>152292806start wearing hats
Just put it on 7 and that Bharat guy started to talk to "tell us about Brendan Doggett", what absolute rubbish, put it back on Fox
>>152292806You should start taking a cocktail of untested drugs with many severe side effects. Or maybe you could shave your head and grow a beard.
>ashes>Indian commentatorHmmm
>>152292802bundaberg
>>152292802a sour, bitter, undrinkable IPA
listened to russell crowe on rogan the other day he does seem like a very chill guy
>>152292802tawny's pretty good, gin too
>>152292813based lad at the side
If i looked like Broady I’d be drowning in minge but I don’t do I Thanks a lot mum and dad
Doggett was le heckin chippy 10 years ago
>>152292826nrl legend
>>152292832Root is absolutely petrified by our All Black bowling attack atm.
>>152292817wtf?ive had sex with two actual pornstars at ginza for 300 each
>>152292826remember when he hiffed a phone at some cunt in a hotel
>>152292827this is the post
>>152292840What pornstars?
>still listening to rogan
>7 has a smudge on the camera lensHoly shit this is amateur.
>>152292847this tbphwy
>>152292489Not him but you can do free tafe online courses (though some people might need to pay $240 now), and each "job network" provider has their own incentive to put you onto their paid courses. I've been on cenno since before Covid. The closest I came to having to do work for the dole was end of this year they tried to make me go do bullshit shelf stacking for the salvos, but I got a 3 month exemption the day before I was meant to go wfd, by calling cenno directly and telling them I had to temporarily care for a family member who had surgery.The exemption ran out a month ago but it takes a couple weeks to get booked in again, then I ignored the first appointment, did it on the phone instead, remade it for earlier this week and got some new african chick who spent 2 minutes asking me if I was looking for work (I do all the job applications needed the moment it renews, takes me 15 minutes to spam seek and upload them to mygov) then let me go.She booked my next appointment for the 17th.. which will be after the christmas govt pause begins so I won't have another appointment until the middle of January.
crazy how the betters are batters are able to line their bodies up perfectly with those blue lines
Haven't had sex in 6 years. Practically a virgin though since I never finished with the ex
>>152292850that's just Smith mate
>>152292850No shit, he's the captain and in the slips cordon. It would be hard to avoid him.
grace
i miss the perth that stadium was very comfy
>>152292870Port-a-potty
>WANKER>WAMKER>WANKER
>>152292870>Instathot>Dubai
>>152292870imagine how many Saudi's are gonna take a dump on that chest tonight
>Born in New Zealand in '64...
>>152292802White rum + pineapple juice + bitters + mint
sandpaper status?
What on earth do rich white girls get up to in Dubai?
>>152292870POO
>>152292879are you my dad?
>>152292802Full cream milk.
>>152292870>obvious gut photoshoppingwomen are a joke
>>152292802Single malt.
aussies going to dubaiseems abit strange that not gonna lie
>>152292825don't think such a drink exists
>>152292870low tide
>>152292870>tonight it's neighbour against neighbour, power against power - the power of early dominance is well and truly on!what the fuck is she writing
>>152292870cracking set of norks
>>152292870i fucked her at ginza for 300$
>>152292896shes a field reporter in the dubai T10
>>152292890Vapid whores always go to Dubai. Last transit I had there, saw too many "influencers" with too much work done recording themselves.
>>152292870the saudi's rug
not very bloody baz now innit
>>152292870wouldn't call her ugly, but also wouldn't look twice if I saw her walk past
Im an alcoholic
>>152292906A lot of players from the West Indies in the T10. Just saying.
>>152292915shes got a partner
>>152292908its very popular with non whites from the uk they all love itand its obvs good weather compared to the uk
Is she actually good or a nepo hire?
>>152292901ginza doesn't have white girls moron>>152292802loads of ice, aldi's psuedo-baileys white chocolate knock-off, handful of choc mint cremes, blend that shit all together adding milk as needed to get it going.
Just waiting for England to do something stupid
>>152292921>partnerI thought that term only applied to homosexuals.
>>152292924>loads of ice, aldi's psuedo-baileys white chocolate knock-off, handful of choc mint cremes, blend that shit all together adding milk as needed to get it going.
>>152292922Sadly there's too many people into tackiness. It's also common with Eastern Euros. The new middle-class lack taste.
might do to the gym during lunch break before i get too drunk
england dominating this first session - what a turnaround from perth
Trescothick looking kinda hench mode
>>152292802Warm apple cider
HIS HANDS (straight through 'em lol)
>>152292944they literally did the same last time. Its all about the collapse and the second innings
>>152292956no NO!
he didnt want to get hit
>>152292870>>152292896Intro speech.She writes her Hs as Ns.
>>152292935anti-mint fag
When do the good teams play?
>>152292909lol
21% leaves from England batters today. This is their third-highest leave % against pacers in an innings in the Bazball era and the highest since their first series against New Zealand under this leadership.a-are they learning
survive 3 more starc overs
>>152292923>>152292964judging by this she's dogshit and therefore a nepo hire
>>152292870yum
>>152292974>batters
>>152292888>gut photoshoppingNah, she's just sucking it in a bit.t. fatty.
>Hold one day/night test all Summer>Put it in the city where the Sun sets the earliest
>>152292625Maybe you should give a male prostitute a go, probably more your flavour
>>152292974it's about time
Business idea: Wickets
>>152292986Makes sense since a day only test would have to either start or end early.
>>152292802Who made beer the boss of summer?
>no spazball>doing wellbased english sensibility
at least with a male prostitute you could just get on all fours and let the guy go to work
>>152293001baz is crying right now
>>152293003crisp /afl/ poster
>>152293003doubt it, all prostitutes are in energy conservation mode since they have to fuck for hours a dayreckon a blokestitute would only be a bottom, no topping
>2/5>Have two extra chances (one dropped, one not reviewed)>Lose the sessionChoke job from Australia desu.
>>152293003>hes never heard of cowgirl
>MI London>Sunrisers LeedsWonder how Aussies will react if a /bbl/ team is renamed
>>152293010What are lady clients paying for then?
>>152293018the teams were only created 2 years ago
>>152293018I'd call them the London Pakis
>>152293018it's so sovllessI don't see why they can't just have different name regardless of the ownership
crawley will get passed 50 and then throw his wicket away
>>152292964>incorrect use of 'there'IT'S OVER
>>152292985sucking in yes but look at the hazing compared to her leg
>>152293035NOT SO FAST
corey status not looking good dicklet bros
>>152293026>lady clients
>>152293039thats the crease between her waist and thigh. have you actually never seen a girl irl before?
I thought this was gonna be wickets slop I guess it still could be
thinking a wicket or two now wouldnt be bad
a wicket now will be very bad
>rugshitter still hasn't posted a picture of "his dog"
>>152293018it'll never happen
starc please grant us wicket kino
>>152293048Wickets fall when the sun fades and the artificial lights come on.
>>152293049get back on tiktok zoomer this is comfy
>>152293054he got shit on pretty hard (like his rug)understandable he'd take a week off
CrawlGODrawley
Tour matches are clearly not a thing anymore so people should just forget about them
Crawley not shitting the bedImpressive
haven't seen a batting performance this dominant since nz played the west indies earlier today
>Can't Green
FIFTY
>Crawley cementing his spot as an opener for the next 25 yearsCongratulations England
>>152293046have you? her stomach, you illiterate gronk
Englel just got a NOG, hooray
>>152293059Yeah but I thought England were gonna be all out for 60
>>152293034IPL had a team called Rising Pune Super Giants because the owner's company was called RPSG.Royal Challengers Bangalore are named after Royal Challenge whisky.Chennai Super Kings are named after a Corramandel Super King cement.Sunrisers are owned by Sun Group
lads this is uniroically goodwhy the fuck would you want us batting on day one under lights
>>152293080why is cement such big business in india very strangemust be something shady about it
I'm just very surprised England werent 4 for 10
>>152292845nta, but often their pics on the website are the album covers of their porns (for lack of a better word)
this is a good thing because the game wont be over by tomorrow morning
>>152293090Illegal mining on river banks
>>152293090cement business is big business m8stuff always needs concreting and AI will never be able to take that job
>>152293089The Sun goes down every day lad. Australia are either batting under lights at some point or getting out quick
>>152293090where is cement not a big business laddo?
England firmly have control of the NoG with a Crawley half century
>>152293090of course there is something shady about it, indians live to scam and be fraudulent
whats king charles doing here?
this will be kino if england hang around until later in the day
>>152293103Crawley's 50 is an nog, but Root's century is the STORY
>>152293099yeah m8, no shitnot gonna bother explaining it to you as you clearly dont fucking understand why delaying Australia batting today is a good thing
Only like watching Australia bowl when they take wicketsdont mind watching Australia bat even if they are losing
time to bring on Lyon
draw looms
>>152293117nobody tell him
If they bring a Lyon we're bringing a Tyger
why is the pitch so veiny
>>152293128they've been using my cock as a roller
sessionly reminder that there's about a 40% chance england would have been all out by now if smith hadn't dropped that catch
>>152293128its the long dick of the lions when they rape their competition
>somehow broadcasters get snicko up not long after checking if ball hit thigh or whatever>when a review is happening it sometimes takes quite long to get itwhy is this?
>>152293128looks like a moro bar
>57 (74)>32 (59)uhh this isnt bazball
Its quite surprising that Warnie has not inspired another Warnie to be coming along about now
broa are england akshually good when theyre not bazballing
>24 overs bowled in the first sessionhang the selectors
>>152293143corr proppa batspersonning dis
I'll have a wicket thanks
Cricket Australia have treated Lyon the same way he treated his fat ugly wife and kids
off to the gym lads
>>152293149amazing what applying your craft with the bat can do
Am I the only one who eats bananas for the shape
*manifests a 6*
i want lyon back so we can continue NICE GAZZAAA posting
>>152293145it is, but also just shows how good he was that none can replicate itNow theres no more warnie giving leg spin bowling technique tips during the lunch break, there will never be another
>>152293145most players with his build usually play nrl or aflalso he had that double leg break when he was little and had to drag himself around in a trolley his old boy made him which gave him cankle wrists
It was OJ at the end. Alcohol can wait till tomorrowI advise you to never get old if possible
>>152293137Snicko is pretty quick, it's usually ball tracker which takes a while so they can run it through the rigging algorithms
>>152293157his fat ugly wife, and his kids?or were his kids also fat and ugly?
>>152293163hello?
>Gayo is like 30 seconds behind cuckinfofuck broadcasters having to place all these sponsors on the field in all the aerial shotsjust fucking paint them like the good old days
NICE GARY! Abandoned by the selectors like you abandoned your wife and children
NICE ONE GARRY. SIT THIS ONE OUT LIKE YOU DID WITH YOUR FAMILY MAAATE YESSSSS
>>152293173wont be mate im gonna die at 27
>>152293174nah, i have seen some real delayed snickos in my time
All fat and ugly considering they will have his balding manlet genes
crawley thinks hes the fucking man right now
Will Cummins be back in time to save this series?
>>152293197he kind of is
water barrel status?
>>152293189the missus is pregnant, after that im blowing me top off. I need to make it look as an accident of course, that way im remember as a good guy and not a coward
Crawley mogging Weatherald hard
>Australia drops their spinner>England batting well, test likely to go 5 daysoh no no no
>>152293198Will Cummins is an american basketballer, mate
Recycle>>152291880>>152291880>>152291880
Boss just messaged, have to go to work unfortunately, hope the test goes well
>>152293197The cunt would be a knights templar back in the day punishing muslim hoardes for Christ and Country. Absolute unit
>>152293205Have a shed?Get into welding. To protect any nearby passing eyes, enclose your small welding section area with thick tarps or whatever. After a few weeks when you're having a weld it turns out your nitrogen tank had a gas leak and the small welding area's air was all replaced by nitrogen. Poor guy.
>>1522932141- Matchies arent meant to be recycled2- The convvies wont play along, wait and see
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lol gotem
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>>152293269>>152293245Guess so
>>152293275matchies live rent free in their tiny heads
