>Thursday, 4 December - Second round19:00 GMT John Higgins v Shaun Murphy19:00 GMT Barry Hawkins v Elliot Slessor>Friday, 5 December - Quarter-finals13:00 - Neil Robertson v Pang Junxu13:00 - Judd Trump v Ding Junhui19:00 - Mark Selby v Barry Hawkins or Elliot Slessor19:00 - John Higgins or Shaun Murphy v Zhang Anda
Just learned who's Murphy's shagging or should I say who's shagging (pegging) Murphy
>>152300001>new thread on page 7>not even playing Snooker in op image
>>152300136holy scarousal
Run of the ball seems a little suspicious to me?
Murphy's forehead is rather large.
not the DDK
>>152300470
>>152300490Sless fini
none of Are Girls have been officiating in this UK Champs
Hawk: in orbit
Does the BBC usually broadcast Polish cartoons?
Murphy's a bit shit, haha
His year
>>152300553Hardly any Pellew either
If certain things hadn't come to pass, I'd be really afraid of Pendulum-chan right now
>>152300596>Pot Success: 97%Jester doesn't stand a chance
>>152300574When I was a child, I was off sick at home once, watching the educational children's TV on the BBC that they used to show during the day, and it was some programme where two puppets learn basic things about counting and whatever. It ended, and the announcer said, "Now here's the exact same programme, but in Punjabi", and that is precisely what it was. I thought that was pretty weird.>>152300001<-----
Smurph being a retard as per usual
>riga
lol
>>152300244At least when a new thread is made before the old thread is gone, there’s a chance for a link to the previous thread in the OP. Oh.>>152254867
I riggy diggy doo, how 'bout you?
Murphy's gonna need to pot some balls if he wants to win this frame
>>152301652I think he's read your post
>>152301689Potting the balls definitely helped him win the frame
ffs Riggy
R I G G I N G .
2026 Rigger Masters cancelled
Just got back. Was properly zested tonight icing my ankle whilst flicking on Riggins v Forehead
Riggery (part two)
>jig rig
R I G C I D E R
>decider>it was 4-1
>John Riggins vs. 'Biggie Smalls' Smurphy
These threads are dead compared to the World Championship. Depressing
>>152302048>tfw the Triad is breathing down your neck but you got one more rig left
R I G C I D ERIGCIDER
>>152302070Way better you must surely mean
>>152302070>not as lively as the threads during biggest event in the sport Wow
I bet my cock is bigger than both Murphy and riggys combined
>>152302070The previous thread hit the bump limit within 4 days, that's pretty fast for >us. Sometimes we have threads live for like two full weeks before they get to 500.
>>152302117imagine
>>152302134Selby would approve
>>152302048>Robert Milkins (16)feels like ages ago
Has shorn had a neck tuck procedure or is he in the mounjaro
>>152302123i imagine murphy has one of those dicks thats thickest in the middle
>>152302078a fistful of rigs
Wolfing down paneer and pasta watching a decider, feelsgood needs a slice of zest
>>152302183
>>152302227jej
>>152302201Nice lad I just had a lamb biryani and peshwari naan the size of Higgins head
>>152302201This rigcider has a little zest to it by the looks of it. Might have to do
>>152302250cock head?
>>152302269I imagine riggys cockhead looks just the same as his actual head
God, I can't wait for the Judd - Shorn final
Looks like Murphy has out rigged the rigger
Shaun Murphy reminds me of a Funko Pop, both in appearance and cultural identity.
>Dennis Taylor speaks>crowd applauses
>>152302299The magic of this difficult table is that players can just randomly miss shots at any time. Keep hope alive!I had to wait a minute to post after my previous post, and he only went and missed while I was waiting. Now this post will look silly instead of dazzlingly prescient.
>>152302327i thought my stream was behind lol
>>152302327It's all part of the plan
riggback-status: on
>>152302327>randomly miss shots at any timehaha yes
dazzlingly prescient - status: on
HAHAHAHAHAH
Dazzlingly prescient - status: achieved
gg ez
GWAN MIDUL
Truth is, the Rig always wins.
the day is ruined
he did it again
No one out rigs Riggins
Never gwanning this lil rigger ever again
>muh new cue
>>152302518I'm starting to think some absolute grifter salesman has been hanging around outside venues, selling every player a new cue or a titanium ferrule and promising it will revolutionise their play, and all the players are now realising they've been scammed.
>both Scots lost deciders today It's shite being Scottish
So, who will be in the final? My current bet is that Mark Selby will beat Neil Robertson.
>>152302568other way round for me
>>152302568>Mark Selby will beat Neil Robertson.Is this allowed to happen mulitiple times in a season? Will Big Bad Barry allow it?
PANDA TAKE MY POWER
GWAN NEYUL
>>152309014Why are fades so /kino/, lads?>>152312489Even if he doesn't win it all this weekend, there's a good chance he'll be world #1 this time next year. It'd be pretty sweet to have someone that isn't Judd at the top of the ladder again.
Which is the match to wstch this afternoon? Robbo or Judd v Ding?
>>152313560I want Jugg v Dung to be great but Jugg will probably run away with it so might end up watching Neal if it's closer
GWAN DINGBAT
Does Judd Trump have a wife?
>>152313704He's married to the game
GWAN DING "SLAYER OF BOYS" JUNHUI
GWAN DING AND /147/ DINGBATS
>>152313560I always watch whichever one is on the terrestrial TV channel. That's Trump vs Ding, and Ding has just gone 1-0 up! It's nice to be right.
>>152313761>Pang's mum>has Wu Yize's haircutreally makes u think
>>152313683>>152313738Well it is his year
>>152313771>Pang's mum>clapping for Ding's shots toowhat a woman
Nawty Judd is back
>>152313834ok maybe not
>>152313771>Pang's mumHer name is Pang Jun. Her son is Pang Junxu. His first child will be Pang Junxuthree. Then Pang Junxuthreefour. I'm not sure how much sense this joke actually makes.
Dang
Anime.This is me, when it's Friday, Ding is destroying and there's Selby in the evening, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
seen more kicks than usual
seen more balls jawing then going in compared to the start of the week
>>152313933
>>152314057I feel like i wouldn't trust him to babysit a pet and not cook it
>>152313933>>152314057Ah, the average Ding enjoyer is there today as well.
Is there a way to force iplayer to stay on the high definition?
>>152314052For sure
>juddwinslol
>>152314073https://github.com/iptv-org/iptvYou can find the bbc streams and open in vlc or mpv that's what i do. iplayer is hopeless
Robbo status: settled
Leo in the Desibox (bad)
Leo in the PellewBox
>>152314073It normally goes to worse definition if a lot of people are watching, presumably to preserve bandwidth.
>>152314124Cheers
Oh shit, this frame will take a bit.
>>152314186All smiles
Now this is one of the snooker tables ever.
>>152314186Tabla x. Additionally there's this to download beeb shit (not all the stuff they store on iplayer) to download broadcast stuff like the snooka sessionshttps://github.com/get-iplayer/get_iplayer
Dreadful frame, but Jobbo prevails.
jfc
do you think that the Mouse can defeat the Hippo tonight?
>>152314437Terrifying >>152314509If he plays like he did against Tong... yes.
>From 2-0 down to 3-2 upTubb Thump got knocked down, but he got up again!
>>152314437Har Har Mahaderphy
>>152313017>replies to my fade with my best fadenoice
>>152314437>Krishnan Guru-Murphyexquisite meme brother
Table one pockets are a meme Table two pockets are tight
>>152314124>>152314303When live streaming in vlc can I seek/pause using these?
>>152314897I think Trump and Ding are on table 2. But there’s definitely an easy table and a hard table.
>>152314509A mouse? No, but a Panda might.
This is just a complete bumming. They should show the other match without me having to change the channel.
>>152315070I'm able to pause it but not rewind beyond a few minutes worth
>dung
Not sure i can ever trust a chinese player not to matchfix it's so suspect
Where did Drumpf move to? Dubai?
It's Dingover
>>152315464This is terrible news for his shirt sponsor, Ding Junhui.
>>152315462Honk Gonk
Extremely pangful
>>152315469Oh, never mind! Pang Junxu is also sponsored by Ding Junhui, on his arm. It must be his snooker academy rather than him just sponsoring himself for banter.
>>152315718> Ding and banter in the same sentence
Next year Dingbros
>>152315702for you
>>152315677heh
Surely the evening session will be more successful.
Gwan Peter Devlin (a)
What the fuck is snooker? that looks like pool.
>>152317416>in the US water in pools is green
>>152318577Nixon must condemn
>>152316371with Blorky v Jester we cannot lose
>>152315702
>Hawk - Jester on table two
Evening gents, how are we? Zester in 3 rnw4bings makes this the perfect time to have a nice baileys hot chocolate.
>>152321354Ayup lad, getting pished on Guinness myself.>nice baileys hot chocolate.Sounds very comfy
GWAN JESTER, HAWK, AND THE MOUSE.
>it's gonna be a real ding dong lmao what
>>152321935It's impossible to be racist when you represent all of humanity.
>>152321222well it's still on our eurosport
GWAN THE JESTERGWAN THE MOUSE>>152322366And both are on snooker-live.ru, of course.
>>152300136His silky cue action claims another victim
>>152300136Hot, he deserves a lovely gf.
Is this what he meant by ding dong?
>>152322447
gwan shorn
Mark Selby, settled.
Double blorked it
>>152322904And again LMAO
>>152322599>>152322850Are you the legendary Shaun Murphy fan? You actually exist?
>modest mouse
Zhang Anda, unsettled.
>>152323025Shaun, moisturised.
>>152322936>dutch what too much ganja does to a nigga
>>152322936When he's taking care of the riggins, yeh.
why bbc swapping the host all the time?
>>152321354
Barry Hawkins, settled.
>>152323507Dennis Taylor, settled.
J E S T U R Y
> it's like when spock had to fight Kirk on star trek, best friends forced to do battle
Zhang Anda, settled.>>152323774>
>>152323774>Dun dun durn durn durn durn durn dun dun durn durn>Dun dun durn durn durn durn durn dun dun durn durn> Mark Selby one!> Mark Selby one!
Ken Doherty, intrigued.
Last oneI apologise lads I took to many tramadolsBack to the snooks
>What's the same between tight-rope walking the Niagara Falls and getting a blowjob from a 93 year old woman?>Don't look down!>Wey!!
>>152323774>>152323855lel >zester wearing the lemon shirtnaturally
>>152324021What are the lads laughing about here do you think?
Story time ladsI was once on a date in York this time of year about 10 years agoOn the stumble back to the hotel I walked past ronnie who I believe had just lost his match.He had his hood up and walked past me miserably in the rain, I thought he looked like he might have been crying but the rain and dark made it tricky to tellAnyway that night I'm slamming my date over the bath and I keep thinking about Ronnie in the rain walking alone and I lost my erectionJust pretended I'd cum and we watched peaky blinders on TV and fell asleepAnyway that's my story over folks
Brutal fluke for Barold
>>152324079>Shaun has ketchup and bbq sauce on his shirt again
>>152324193Shaunisatva Murphyrama would never!
Gnelf: S P O T T E DPlease, Zhang, do the needful.
>>152324163x2
>>152324222He has very clean bobs, I apologize sirr.
>>152324163
Is Selby a vampire?
>>152324407That's a mega blork>>152324414What does this even mean lel>>152324415Yes
>>152324415many such cases
MiceMen...
TIGHT English pockets!
CUE BALL
thanks riggi
M O U S E B A C K
>>152324414I saw the video of this on Facebook and you can’t make out what happens, but it’s definitely nothing interesting. The Daily Star must be really stuck for things to write about.
Just browsing snooker related products on EtsyAnyone fancy a personalised Taom chalk holder?
>>152324810Pic related
>blobkins
>>152324810Since you had mentioned it, I decided to check what my Hako supplier has to offer if I type "snooker".They have a perfect table for >us.
>>152324830Do they allow names of mythical creatures or just human names?
owari da
My boy Zhang is doing this.
>>152324748watch it again bro
>lelby
>back from footy>switch on da snooka>comedy of errors on both tables>selbs on the red button
>>152325050By "this" you mean win the next three frames, surely.
>>152325281A doubt has never crossed my mind.
>more "sophisticsted" safety by SelbyI'll knock Steve Davis back to the 80s if he disrespects are zester again
Love these two knuckleheads
I'm now starting to doubt.
>>152325406>>>152325414It's Zhangver
Is Hawkins the biggest choker in the sport? one drop of pressure and he automatically capitulates every single time.
>>152325439I think you're forgetting someone
rip to the ycps
>>152325439Sharter
H A W K T U R Y
Blobtury :^)
>>152325594>>1523255981 3 8 to kickstart the comback
Shut him down zester. Midul stronk
>>152325439Somebody had a Twitter screenshot or something of somebody saying that if they were in a snooker club, and they were challenged by either Kyren Wilson or Barry Hawkins, they would think, “I might have a chance here.” Both players just aren’t intimidating.And oh look, he’s lost.
gwan neil gwan jester
Wish people watched pool. The Mosconi Cup is going on and the Yuros are absolutely shitting on the Murricans. Including an American player Tyler Styer, a known choker previously, who has now choked, horribly, 3 times. Including pic related. And the crowd in the Mosconi Cup is allowed to get rowdy. Prime shitposting material.
>>152326070we watch when there's a qt
>>152326070What are those lines in the baulk area? I don't know if it's still called the baulk area in pool, but I mean the lines that are parallel to the long edges of the table, perpendicular to the usual line that's always there.
>>152326097A women's Mosconi Cup could be on the horizon. I don't know if it would be USA vs Europe like Mosconi, or Europe vs. Asia like the Reyes Cup. Asian women are generally at the top. It would probably have to be US/EU vs. Asia. And even then I think Asia women would smoke the rest.
>>152326213The break box. In 9-ball, the break from the side was basically solved and guaranteed. So now you have to break from inside the center box.
>>152326070Here's a live stream if anyone wants to watch along with Ameribro now that real snooker has ended:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1LY9KdisMc
>>152326070More like Tyler Shyter
>>152326244That's very interesting, because when I play pool (8-ball), I always break off from the side, but I'm the only person I know who does it.
>>152326230>It would probably have to be US/EU vs. Asia. And even then I think Asia women would smoke the rest.just like Snooker then
>>152326070>Including an American player Tyler Styer, a known choker previously, who has now choked, horribly, 3 times.Four times now! Except the live stream I posted clearly isn't live.
>>152326070Pool is to snooker what baseball aka rounders is to test cricket. Pool doesn't have the same complexity or narrative that snooker has. Snooker is a novel pool is a Readers Digest magazine on the GP's table
>>152326244The snooker break was also solved, once.
>>152326519Correction: Twice
>>152326536supercorrection: thrice
>>152327931>breclelThe poor man's Neyul.
>>152327931Luca won this frame
>>152327931Honestly, based.
>>152326536This is one of my favourite snooker images, its like a puzzle, you can logically deduce almost exactly what must have happened in every shot leading to this point.
>>152324897https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9mPwaRk9wgI
>>152326519who was his opponent
>>152333051John Pulman
>>152333933thanks
Soon.>>152328330If by "based" you mean "seething", then I can only imagine how based Ali and Selt are in your opinion.>>152332026Now this is ba->Jebb posterNever mind.
>>152334052>Jebb posterImagine having a wank and seeing his vacant android stare out the corner of your eye. stuff of nightmares.
Business idea: Ania as christmas elf
GWAN ROBBO
>>152334420>Judd will remember that.>>152335585Green would look good on her with her red hair and pale skin.
HIGH ON LIFETIL THE DAY WE DIE
Now that was some ADVANCED tism from Neyul
>Neil doing Ashes banter with the crowdFuck cricket, but I do love banter.
Neyul is so back
Wait this Trump isn't orange....I'm confused and somewhat angry.
Neil stole the thunder
GWAN NOOL
>>152335884What a blunder
>>152335870Well their hair is somewhat similar
What even is this break. Fuckup after fuckup with positioning the white and it's still going.
these jaws are nowhere near as brutal as earlier in the week
>>152335976he's no Ronny Oh
Both lads: SETTLED.
>>152335855The presence of Banter Ref inspired him to do it
>>152335994I can tell by the fact that he didn't drop out in the first round.
>he doesn't hate Ronkek ok
>""Triple-crown"" event>semi-final is a bo11
Can he be stopped?
>farts
>has coughing fit
>>152336355>if you say a sentence about Ronnie O'Sullivan and it doesn't end in "is the GOAT", then you're a hater
>>152336502Not really. If there's an opportunity to have a dig you'll be there. It's fine, the shut-in nerd is his natural enemy.
N E Y U L T U R Y
>>152336576Okay.
>an hour gone >mid session interval already
>>152336666D E M O N I C T R I P S checked
>>152336735even better, they're quads.
Alright, managed to obtain 8 pages of Hako's pictures for only 2500円 (12 pounds).>>152336693Was just about to say that. Hope the evening match is at least twice slower.>>152336735Don't count as demonic, because they're quads.
>dumb segment about a bloke that's forcing his infant son to play snooker for social media likesQuite sad
I'm going to write Jude Owens's name here in case the current meme two-year-old does grow up to be a real player and people want to search old 4chan archives when he's like 20.He's very adorable, but his dad is clearly an exploitative weirdo.
>now for the mandatory "Class of 92" segmentnone of them are even playing this weekend btw
And now they're repeating a feature they've already shown about muh Class of '92. It's a good feature because it has lots of old footage, but it does feel like they're scraping the barrel, as if Trump-Robertson has finished much earlier than expected.
>>152336864>>152336886you heard Hendry we need to compete with China
>>152337083yeah but they're all 50 now so it's a special occasion or something
>>152337114Can't we let Belgium and Thailand compete with China? Latvia can help.
>>152337101The BBC version of schedule anon must hate the snooks
Webm of Robbo cricket trolling?
>>152337387he'll claim it was cricket but in his mind he was the Obsidian Destroyer
at last, some zest
>neel
haha fuck pots
risten! i rike-a match fixing
>>152338227Derrete dis
>>152338227
>jebb
Comedy of errors
>>152338552To me, to you, to me, to you.
>>152328702How do you hit the brown from the break?
What a frame. GWAN NEIL
Nice ending
infinite zest
ZEST
>>152339234Soon...
I like the idea of extending the run of consecutive tournaments all with different winners, but if Trump wins this, it’ll still feel a bit like Trumpwinslol and I’d rather see Neil Robertson take it really.
>jobbo
>jebb tremp
Sometimes I feel like the crowd is clapping defiantly, against the commentators. >A shot is made>Applause>”N-no, that’s actually quite a poor snooker!”>Applause gets louderIt’s much better than the crowds that cheer when the commentators tell them to and stop immediately when the commentators say.
Fuck NeyulCome on the boy!
>>152339603or it's just casuals who clap any shot the more popular players take
Never expected such zest from these ladsWhat a treat
Come on pot something...
Gwan the boy!!
The Boy... MARCHES ON!
>waiting for snooker
>>152340261>waiting for Shorn v Jeb
>>152340322Shornisatva willsn't disappoint.
https://youtu.be/4ZIpujCoEBYLinus Torvalds speaking Swedish and fluking a red into the side pocket. Gem.
>>152337387
>>152340484Pot him and you score 2 points
>>152339603If there's one thing that grinds my tip when it comes to snooker commentary it's that they can't resist making predictions about whether or not the ball will indeed enter the hole. Just as the suspense is kicking in, milliseconds after the shot is played they say "it's in" or "she's missed it". At least Virgo had the decency to ask an open question; "where's the kubol going?".
time for jester
>lelby / morphycan't decide who I hate more
rip neyul
Based Ken getting as Ashes dig in
>2016 Selby Relentlessly handsome
Granite: MENTIONED
Let's fucking go
Midul derby
reminder that Higgins was 4-1 up
>>152343397gwan
>smurfy
Zesting too soon
GO ON THE ZESTMAN
>>152343644this afternoon was the perfect balance
S E T T L E D
>>152343835Five more...
Gwan shaved lemon peel
>>152343922Who is he aiming at?
Q B O L>>152343883Ez pz lmn sqz.
>morn
KUBOL
>>152344004
>Shiv Murti
>>152344223>looks up at Vikki>aims at Pellew
he just can't help zesting
>>152344223waltuh
not the dennis double kiss
>>152343922Target acquired
>>152344259I like this memeGwanesh O'Shivaman
L I M E D
Beautifully zested.
*rattles the jaws and drops in youre path*
>>152344484>It’s an opportunity to force my catchphrase again!>Better explain what the letters stand for like I do every time
>>152344827Shame it didn't work with the red althoughever.
>>152344827NOT SO FAST
Peeling time
>>152344893P E E L E D
>That shot to get position on the final red
Gzranite.
>>152344613bloody bastard
>>152344880dreaded dennis kiss
C O O B O L
Kubol again
>>152345150Dennis’s Damned Katchphrase
>>152344880ikr
>3-1
The snacks in Murphy’s dressing room are about to get absolutely hammered.
I wish Judd wasn’t doing such a smouldering sex-gaze in that picture they always use of him.
>>152345672Agent Si has been activated
>>152345739>Selby beating Murphy in that picture tooPunished Murphy would be an interesting prospect.
>>152345769If I remember correctly, he was properly seething after that match too.
>>152345739Kek.
>>152345769>Punished Murphy: a man denied his chippy chipsMight actually gwan him then
>>152345829Shorn is a mega seether, he just hides it (albeit not very well) behind a veil of smarm.
>climbs on table>pots the lemon we back
Eating some sour bears. Haven't had sweets in yonks. What are some good sour sweets?
>>152300001Every time I watch this on the TV, someone is always having a cancerous coughing fit in the stands
>>152346055Lemons
>>152346055Haribo Tangfastics are the GOAT.
>>152346055Casual choice but fizzy cola bottles
>>152346105Agreed
>>152346084the Snooker Gods demand sacrifice, or so i've been told.
>>152346131Good but would like something a touch more sour or where the sour taste lasts a bit longer
>>152346211Can't go wrong with them
Not that sour, but appropriate.
>>152346280sour patch kids?
>>152346280There's probably some tiktok challenge sweet that melts your tongue off
>>152346280
>>152346421Oh i loved these as a kid. Prefer the hard boild sweets that last longer than these chewy ones>>152346494There were some might try them next time but i only treated myself to one pack of sweets >>152346541That's the thing don't want those retardly sour meme sweets, just something with a bit more zest
>>152346586do you suck these? so to speak
>>152346612Yeah.
I like this table.>>152346105>it's so sour>but I must!Literally Jester going for a one hour long frame.
>>152346612>they make you.. suck?
Mahesh Selby needlessly zesting himself for our viewing pleasure
>>152346884>needlessly>for our viewing pleasure
>>152346769sorry, i dont recognise the reference
>>152346992>he doesn't go on /tv/Wise decision, honestly.
>>152347116but i do, hahai really dont think i recognise the woman
>>152346769We're all Shield heads here
>>152347234SNOOK STREET
>>152347153>>152347234>ShieldPosting in /147/Baized
the Morphback is ON
>>152347407Nooooo...
>>152347480I’m afraid it’s the only way to get late-night Selby.
>>152347480>waiting for the shorncider
mighty morphin
There is ZERO reason not to have an open doubles tournament. Sort it out Barry.
>>152346769>>152347116so what show was the picture from?
>self zesting
>>152347306>one of the main characters is called LemIt's all there
>>152347707The Shield
>>152347707The Shield>>152347753lol. Lmao.
GWAN THE ZESTER
>>152347764>>152347766cheers guys, my reading comprehension needs working on
>>152347775ZestyLads... surely he won't bottle a 4-1 lead... right guys?>>152347839np
The magician back in it here
>>152347966You need to take a few steps back to pounce properly.
>>152348035Wise words
>>152348011>Selby last pot time: 53 minutes agoSHORN IT WHEN HES AT HIS MOST DANGEROUS SHORRNNN NOOOO
Gwan Shorn!You didn't kick out the rigger fer nothin!
>>152348199>Selby last pot time: 53 minutes agoHe was powering up, like in Dragon Ball, just faster. Super Zestian 2.>>152348228That picture is somehow disgusting, but I can't say why.
>these jester longpots
So they make the pockets smaller and we actually get some good players in a final for once. Nice.
>>152348461>for once
>>152348685Not a real tourny, doesn't count.
shaun murphys face is too small for his head
>Swami Murtivishnu
>>152348751Most things are too small for Shaun Murphy's head.
Z E S T U R Y
MY JESTER>that breakZ E S T U R YC L E A R A N C E>14 years without a Jester v Jebber final>suddenly two in a row>>152348685This time in real clothes. That should be -5 to all Jebb's stats.
luv Lelby winningluv Morphy losingsimple ass
>Shonpreet Bindimurtha
THERE GOES MY JESTER WATCH HIM AS HE GOES (on)
Shornisatva.... nooooo
S O V L
>>152348810When it zests, it pours.
>>152348871>non meme event>semi-final >vs lelbyHe never stood a chance tbqhwy
Missed the whole match. Only just got back from an awfully dreary works Xmas do Did I miss some vintage zest?Surprised the match hasn't ended so early tbqh
>>152348228>>152348911AI slop is not very /147/
>>152349049All the best content is mspaint
>>152349047Threatened a zest but he's saving it for Juddy T
>>152349047>vintage zestSome in the earlier frames but a combination of shitter mistakes from Shorn and zawty clearances is why we aren't getting a >MidnightCider>there have only been three deciders in the entire tournament
Wanted to go to sleep early for a change, but I had to finish a boss and then there was a lot of cutscenes.Time for a quick zestpod session, we're starting in 13 hours after all.
I wonder if Judd will blame his cue again when he loses tomorrow
>wake up>Jester still in the final against JippLmao. I won't even be mad if he loses this time. You can't really play 10 matches against Troomp and win them all.
GWAN THE WELSH LADS >>152363272>You can't really play 10 matches against Troomp and win them all.yes, that DEFINITELY can't happen.. heh
Morning lads, how are we? Fucked with the flu so was on the triple lemsip yesterday and passed out during the fifth frame. Glad to see my ritual worked. A trump vs Selby final, in a triple crown. We used to dream for times like this
>>152364190>Fucked with the flu so was on the triple lemsip yesterday and passed out during the fifth frameSo your relationship and short term health died for this Jester run? I'm starting to wonder about the ethics of Pendulum based sacrifice.>trump vs Selby final, in a triple crown. We used to dream for times like this>
>>152364180>yes, that DEFINITELY can't happen.. hehAbsolutely objectively impossible and the chance of me being proven wrong is exactly 0.(0)%.>>152364190>We used to dream for times like thisActually, if possible, I'd rather not see people like Jebb, Shorn or Puca Grendel anywhere near the final, just in case.>>152364403>I'm starting to wonder about the ethics of Pendulum based sacrifice.At least there are no fatalities (yet (that >we know of)).
>>152364190You didn't cheat on us and had a little moment of weakness with the ex, did you?
>>152364403It would seem that the old magic still exists but only on /147/. Some sort of sick pagan curse.>>152365050>He doesn't gwan the boy.Shiggydiggy>>152365159Never, I'm too concerned, Selby only wins triple crowns when I'm single.
>>152365050>At least there are no fatalities (yet roofbros...
Fresh Final Snooker Thread >>152366750Fresh Final Snooker Thread >>152366750Fresh Final Snooker Thread >>152366750Fresh Final Snooker Thread >>152366750
GWAN HAZEL
>>152366770>Not even bump limit>Page 2Why
>>152366770this thread should last until 8/9pm, maybe later.
>>152366953>>152366983Its the FINAL. Thread is 3 days old
>ynr Judd getting cucked in like five finals by Koiren last season
Ooh Trump vs. Selby final. My body is ready.
>>152367253Anyone have that fan painting of Selby?
>thread splittingit's not even the Masters yet, I though we had longer before the flood of tourists
>>152367329
Baized Hendry
>>152367393HeheheI love it, really hope we get more segments like this in the future.
GWAN THE LADS
>>152367491Yeah shame we only really get segments like that during the worlds
dat lemon
That shot on the ball that happens to look like a lemon carries a lot of symbolism, I feel
GWAN LESTER FROM MANCHESTER
>>152367858match decided on the lemon confirmed
Not fussed who wins this, but I'm swaying more towards Selby.
We in here lads >>152366750New >>152366750
Zelby
>getting zested by JeddIt's over for Lelby
lel
Judd Trump, one.
>plays poor shot>leaves nothingerrytim
>>152368619He can't keep getting away with it (he can)
>The Florist from Leicester
>>152368846
>dat blue to red
That is filth
absolute kino opening frame
Fuck me
S E T T L E D>>152369163This.
Break of the tournament, my word.
>54-80
COMETH THE HOUR, COMETH THE LEMON
>Everyone in the studio wondering how that red went in
>>152368846AND AGAIN
>>152369564I just want to take credit for that frame, i had just finished watching MOTD on BBC iplayer, then i saw this, turned out the final had just started. So yeah... no problem, all me.
>Jutt grumbling about the pocketsyou love to see it
*gwanning intensifies*
>Just Tramp
Is cough syrup banned in the UK?
Selby's blood type is granite
Potting them off the lampshades is Are Molester
>>152370168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrs9_EpSlyc
Absolutely dreaded.
>Jebediah
D D K
I’m glad I decided to dejudder my tv before the match started.
Davis and Hendry dropping zestpills right now
>>152370580I’m really loving this era of Hendry saying Zelby is best.
>>152370635Same, easily my favourite on comms these days.
Mark Selby using humour to turn the screw HA HA HA
>>152370738Et tu, tight pockets?
>>152370738He's done it again
>Jill Strumpet
>>152370976Very generous today, our Boy.
Imagine a Jeb - Lelby World Final
>>152371168I wouldn't take that risk. How about Selby - Blorko?
DreamDoubleKiss>>152371312Tha sounds good as well
97 is enough
This is a blowout. We might not even need the new thread.
>>152370976>>152371061I see a pattern emerging.
Judd is SEETHING
>Phone the police, Mark Selby's missed a shot! This is great banter, it really is.
>>152371390>DreamDoubleKissThis is my name for when I have two lapmaidens
>>152371577You're a disgrace, Mark!
>>152371574the boyback will begin any minute now...
>>152371168let's call it "The King of Comedy"
has Fin-anon not been with us this week?
The Judd Slump continues
>>152371925I think he was here for qualies..
>want CIDER>don't want opponent to come backconflicting emotions similar to last night's match
>>152371925It was Finnish independence day yesterday he's probably lying face down in a sauna somewhere
another steal??? Jugg is going to be broken lel
>>152372238Every professional snooker player probably has nightmares about this exact situation.
Perfect half-session? Perfect half-session.
>>152372272he's triggered every time a Selby shot jaws lel it's priceless
Oof.
Holy fuck lmao
>>152372196That's a big fin
SAVAGE
>>152372196>>152372359>we already have a Suomi at home
>pounding and pounding and poundingW-What did Hendry mean by this??
Ok, but what of Are Yasmine?
>>152372437His sick grin when he was talking about keeping your foot on your opponent’s neck. Messed up.
>Ronnie in the hotshots out of pity
>>152372492Pounding and pounding and pounding is what I'm thinken of.
>Leftfieldbasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3peRYECPVw
MASTERS DRAW
Nigel Thornberry lookin' ass
>Jedd v Ding
>didn't get rpmmie or zester v rpmmie or zester
>tfw fucked it again
Neil vs Ronnie unless Judd wins tonight
>Steve Dawson, WST chairmanwow can't wait for the 2026 Babeststion World Championship
>>152371168ends on Wednesday
>>152372875>leaving 75 on He knew immediately he was fucked lmao
GWAN JAMIE CLARKE
How many consecutive whips can Selby manage?
>>152372869Right now that would be an execution and nothing fun to watch, unless Ronnie finally starts practising again.
Selb's shot against Murph was the shot of the tournament
>>152373095easily
This form is unreal
>>152373242
Gary :)
>>152373242where's jegg
>>152373378Not in the top sixteen
what a pot
Ball-run Selby.
LMAO
>>152373308Poor Robbo and Xiao have no chance against two of the best players at the same time.
>give him a few humpings e-excuse me?
Juddbrehs...
>He's given a few humpings in his timeHendry is horny as fuck today
>>152373565The zest is getting him all hot under the collar
>>152373308haha, did he not get the memo
>>152373308>if you're a gnelf, face the camera
Jude is getting holocausted
>>152373671Lel
the jeddback is ON
>>152373308The Selby/Ron hybrid humanoid looks interesting.
The Boy: settled
Nawtayy
>>152373896>>152374028It's over... We had a good run, Selbros.
>>152374073You can't really play 10 frames against Troomp and win them all. Obviously.
>Jeb
>>152374073zestfini
woeful luck
>>152374073Oh… you meant THAT over.
T O I G H T pockets
>
5-0 just wasn't zesty enough
>come on now judd! yeah fella i think he's heard you at this point stfu
JP loves granite
Hendry taking the piss lmao
cheeky bastard Hendry
Some bloke in the audience orgasmed at that pot. Disgusting!
>>152374426>>152374437What did he say?
>>152374523Making fun of Davis for always carrying on like he knows what the players are thinking
carmarn Mark
imagine sitting next to this guy shouting out after anything that happens
>>152374587It’s because Davis did exactly the same to him earlier.
>juddith
lamo
Judd: DISGUSTED
Jebbback status: S T O P P E D
>>152374812Oh right, I was wondering why he was starting on him lol.
what tournament is this?I randomly saw that Selby was playingare they done for today?
>>152374904UK Championship, and no this was just the first session, they'll be back in a couple of hours.
>>152374904UK ChampionshipHe is, and he's playing well.No, the final session is on later.
>>152374904UK Chumpionship, it's the final, and they resume in 2 hours, 40 minutes.
>>152370242Citric
>>152374925>>152374927thanksi'm a casual but i root for the zester
This infant playing snooker is kinda unsettling, like dance moms or a beauty pageant. Parents trying to vicariously live through their children.
>>152374904>are they done for today?practically
Shorn looking a bit small lately...
>>152374958Don't think it's quite that bad
>>152374995On the zempy
Masters draw set up for an all time great Gary Wilson Vs Sigull final
Is that Selby story about waking up in China at 1am in the hotel lobby in full suit code for a psychotic episode?
>>152375118Why isn't Selby/Sullivan not drawn yet?
Hazel trying hard to drum up interest for the final session.
>>152375202Sat-Nav Selby is awaiting a new firmware upgrade. If he succeeds the seeding will alter
>>152375202If Lelby wins, he'll go ahead of Ronnie in the rankings.
Anyone wanna put together a Puzzlel for this evening?
Will Vikki survive?
>>152375176probably, he has such a flat affect now. wouldn't surprise me if he's on some heavy shit.
>>152374948
>>152375176wheres the story from?
>>152375742One of the Q&A sessions the backroom boys put together.>What's your strangest snooker experience?
Business idea: sour lemon sherberts
>>152375332yes. she is immune to zest.
>>152376217>dem hipsmoma
>>152375257Some weird sliding version for break in playpuzzel.org/en/slidingpuzzle/play?p=-OftqJXeeaZ7mMms-jqo
>>152375487>wouldn't surprise me if he's on some heavy shit.another Limonum bender. Vikki livid
anyone got a link to a stream? freestreams is kill
>>152377317>https://snooker-live.ru/This is good unless you want English commentary. There are 2-3 different streams usually, so one of them could be in English though. I always mute them, so I'm not really sure.But it begins in an hour.
>>152377317https://freestreams-live1.pk/
>>152377317https://www.livehdtv.com/bbc-one/2/Just change the channel name in the address to two/four depending
>>152377483>.pkI'll wait until they change domains
>>152377317iplayer
>https://vickylivesports.com/index.php/2025/01/22/so-sad-mark-selby-has-officially-divorce-with-his-wife-vikki-layton-due-to/Bros.....
>>152377558t. Pankaj Advani
>>152377800It's zestver
>>152377800That website is a goldmine for AI aids >Ronnie: at that point in my life everything revolved around motor crossLmao
>>152377800
>>152377472>>152377483>>152377552cheers
>>152378089>Ronnie: at that point in my life everything revolved around motor crossNo idea why this made fucking cackle like a retard
>>152378292same lol. the whole "article" is just mental, an entire tumblr tier Ronnie love story. Just imagining him saying some of this shit has me creasing.>My world was tight, focused, and controlled. Romance? It wasn’t even on my radar. But then—she—walked into my life like a different rhythm, a softer sound in a world made of clinking balls and endless chalk dust.
>>152378546>a softer sound in a world made of clinking balls and endless chalk dust.so sappy it gives be diabetes
Lelby V lemon zest1. SharpnessMark Selby: Known for his razor-sharp safety play and tactical precision.Lemon zest: Literally sharp in flavour—adds bite, edge, and zing.2. Unexpected ImpactSelby: Even when he seems out of a frame, he finds a way back. Opponents often feel the “Selby squeeze.”Lemon zest: A tiny amount can completely transform a dish—small but powerful. 3. Resilience and BrightnessSelby: Famous for his mental strength, grit, and ability to grind out tough matches.Lemon zest: Brightens and lifts whatever it touches, cutting through heaviness—metaphorically “resilient.”4. Not Always Fully Appreciated at FirstSelby: Some casual fans underrate the subtlety and craft of his play.Lemon zest: People forget it exists until it suddenly makes everything better.5. Both Can Be a Bit of a SurpriseSelby: Can switch from gritty tactical frames to bursts of brilliant scoring.Lemon zest: Looks like decoration—then hits you with flavour.
>>152366750
last for Diana
GWAN LEMONBY>>152379638There's still time.
>>152379638Last for Diana and Jester
Last (for real) for Tina
>inch by inch, stroke by strokeSteady on, voice over man.
zest loading....
We in here >>152366750
>>152381211I bet this thread will last until the end of the match neverthoughless.
>>152381251guess not, there will be a flood of handegg threads in about an hour
>>152381481The match could end in about an hour. Though let's hope it's not that bad.
Hako.
Dott.
I think Hako is a much better choice though.
