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>Final UK Snooker Championship

Judd Trump v Mark Selby
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First voor Shornisatva Krishnamurphi.
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>>152366750
Is that meant to be trump on left. What is this ai shit
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>>152366750
are you drunk? >>152300001
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>>152367241
Reached its thread limit bro..
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>>152366750
whoa now what is this shitty thread for the final??
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>>152366750
That is peak early tens fashion
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real thread >>152300001
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That was a sexy 3-ball plant.
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>>152366750
That was the first frame i seen of this entire tournament

I have a habit of blessing random sports tournaments with kino on Sundays.
It will probabl go back to being boring old snoozefest snooker now that i probably won't tune in again for a couple hours
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Peak Selby beats peak Ronnie
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Can't believe i'm saying this but this morning i've been listening to a Coldplay B-side that i'd never heard before and i love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpVs3-DGTgw

Haven't listened to Coldplay since Parachutes and their 2nd album but randomly came on in my shuffle. Sounds like Joni, Nick Drake and Radiohead mixed together
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>>152371420
>you know you want to
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>>152371420
can't believe that gay neek grassed her up
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>>152373023
>the singer
hello britjeet
0 and 1 in worksop is coming
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snooker snooker snooker that's the game
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snooker
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The Doug Wood Band - Drag Racer.
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coomoon Mark
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GWAN SELBO
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gwaaan the lads
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GWAN ZESTER
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Judd says: :(
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the zesting has already begun
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>jeddediah
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kind of Jupp to split the balls for Mark again
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Is it possible to zest a zester from Leicester?
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Are we in for a rare early Selby finish?
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Mark misses and it just turns into a zesting anyway
brutal for judd
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BoyBrothers... wtf
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>>152380770
Only if you're from Ashby de la Zest
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> 6 Zest related establishments in Leicester
> Release the files
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Anime.

This is me as I realise that there could be no interval, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
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>>152380947
>Zest-it closed
It's over
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Is Leicester a nice place to live?
Any good bouldering gyms?
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>Eurosport 1 Germany (THE Home of Snooker) finally showing a snooker session
>Boy 2-7 Jester
explain this malarkey
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>>152377800
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>>152381084
They are diehard Selboys obviously
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>>152381033
This the is the website of Zest-it wholesalers
Think I found the source of his power lads
The sacred tinctures
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lmao
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>le can’t finish off a frame boy
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>Chud Bump
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time to pounce
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Went for a quick poo and the boy is already 8-2 down. What the hell?
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The Zest Effect
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Trump has shat it on that black off the spot
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If trump comes back from this I will poo in a cup and post it
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>>152381346
Sometimes I think you're looking for any old reason to poo in a cup for us
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>>152381359
not so fast!
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>>152381346
no
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>>152381379
He knows he will never have to. I for one appreciate the added thrill it brings. Thank you poo lad
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>>152380991
>This is me as I realise that there could be no interval
HOWEVER
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>>152381430
Yep, now that Judd has finally warmed up, it's pretty much over. One final for Selby, one for Trump.
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Is there any other sport where a ball could hit another ball at such a slow snail like pace and elicit "oohs" from a crowd
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>>152371420
Depends. But Selby will always be boring to watch. God, he takes for ever to fucking play, what a coward,always hopping for opponent mistake.
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>>152381617
seething
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>>152381552
It's so over
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I have no faith in the boy in this frame right now
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>>152381617
Ronnie on holiday in the Algarve.
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Think the sertalines wearing off lads
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peak selby. getting lucky after every mistake.
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>Mark Selby, one (nothing wrong with me)
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It’s zo over.
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We're back
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Absolute state of this frame
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how many more misses for judd before he snaps his new cue?
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Jebb SEETHING
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>>152381570
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>>152381986
This is an old cue, he's switched back.
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Absolute paucity of /147/ songs this year lads
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A BIG FAT MESS
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>>152382050
really? man, hes got no excuses either this time then if he loses
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>>152382046
> Crowds...
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>Judd not going for the double
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When was his Sell-by date again?
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>>152382108
Yeah, I'm fairly certain he switched back after that meme saudi invitational a couple of weeks ago
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>>152382112
There's usually good crowds for indoor bowls, but they're all old people.
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What's everyone's favourite colour ball?
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I'm in a snooker/pool club rn and they have sky sports on the TVs showing old highlights instead of the snooker UK Championship final
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>lark
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HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING EVERY TIME
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>>152382259
Tell them to change it?
Or is it one of them clubs that morphed into a cesspit club/ drug den
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>>152382250
For me it's the gold ball
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>>152382353
You are not welcome here Salman
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>>152382344
I just have. The actually wanted to have it on but couldn't because the BBC Two channel was glitching like mad, but they they put it on TNT and it's working well so far
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>>152382381
سير تقود
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>>152382395
Baized. Enjoy your night lad. Have a britvic 55 on me
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peak zest
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zested
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>>152382098
Shaun isn't even playing right now, calm down.
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feelin zesty rn...
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K R A F T Y
E
N
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>>152382139
The Rpmmie SF
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>dduj
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>>152382445
Heh
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peak snookah
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This guy's been practicing for this his whole career
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>>152382425
They said the TNT stream was lagging earlier too because of the bad weather, but it's working great now. Will do cheers pal
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GWAN MARTEEL
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Does trump not understand the rules
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based Olivier
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Based selby
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gentleman's game
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Now THIS is snooker
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Big ups Jester
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all skill
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rip jester
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scenes
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Selbs granting us a longer match
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THE BOY
H
E

B
O
Y
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That's gonna be on one of those "top ten sportsmanship moments" videos for years to come
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pyrrhic victory
judd is gassed
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>>152382871
What happened
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>0-5 to 4-7
Slippy M
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>now imagine if John "Big Rig" Higgins had done that
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>>152382958
That is literally unimaginable.
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>>152382925
Selby could have taken the free ball and potted the green, potentially clearing up but he told Marteel to put the balls back
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For me, it was Marcel's sarcastic "I stand corrected."
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I see the Jester has forgotten how to play Snooker
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Please don't let this happen
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>>152383093
Marcel wishes he was as cool as Olivier
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>>152383252
the pendulum has done us up like a kipper
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Any cuties in the audience?
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Data Baize: Judd Trump has won 5 of the last 12 frames.
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Jeb is so fucking back
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Selby is still in the lead
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B O Y T U R Y
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Letting your opponent take a few in order to prolong the game is peak zest.
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The Zester is going to allow it to get to 7-7 before pulling away again. He loves a comfy, zesty late night set.
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>>152383252
We told you it was over.
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>>152383717
implying he isn't just saving his powers for the Shoot-Out
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>>152383894
He isn't playing
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GWAN SHORN
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>>152383955
Thanks for ruining my Christmas
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POT SAM FACKIN BALLS JESTER
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Neil has Jubb’s hair from 10 years ago, a mental edge in their matchup to be sure
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>>152383894
P R E P O S T E R O U S
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>>152383989
No problem
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If the jester can win the next two frames then he'll only need one more frame to win
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The momentum is with Trudd Jump
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>>152383955
He shouldn't be so ashamed to be ginger.
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>>152384124
You have a great mind for the game.
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>>152384124
Is this true?
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>>152384124
how can you be so sure about that?
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>>152384124
A 14 frame game is critical zest levels, he will drown in those lemony waters
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>>152384191
For >>152384039
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>>152384124
It might make sense theoretically, but let's see if it actually works in practice.
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>>152384191
>>152384197
ANNAMIND
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Is this going to be the year of the first snooker sui
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>January in a few weeks
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I feel like JP has about 10 sentences he parrots every tournament like an npc
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>>152384393
>Have you heard any news from the other provinces?
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CARM ON ZESTER
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Come on Mark put this Saudi prince to bed
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Me dad just turned the channel over to i’m a celeb…. He’s gone and outzested me
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>>152384521
WALLAHI THIS JAPER MUST PAY
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GWAN lemon zester destroy that gay EV driver
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>>152383379
Ooops
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Help i'm a lemon slice get me out of here...
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>>152384634
Not even good this year either, shameful behavior.
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Zester's got his shit together... seemingly
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I would like to get stranded on an island with Holly Willoughby...
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(back in the day)
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>>152384933
+ a fucktonne of coke
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Z E S T U R Y
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Aaaaaand it's over
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>>152384319
That can't be right
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91 is enough
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>>152384930
He was just prolonging the affair so we can watch it with our nighttime cuppa and a cheeky 4 rich teas. Man of the people
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>>152385033
Check again.
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>>152384933
For me, it's Phil Schofield
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>I made all the /147/ threads from semi finals onwards
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Mahesh Shiva Selby
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>>152385096
And they were the worst OPs we've had since the WC, and made too soon.
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>>152385202
lmao rip
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>>152385202
wow tom ford looks different
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I would 8-6 to be Mark Selby right now
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>>152385202
fact
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>>152385096
So it's true... Frogposters always fuck shit up and make terrible OP's.
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>>152385202
>last threads op image was of pool
For shame
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B O Y T U R Y
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next op imagine should be of judd getting raped in the ass
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>lolby
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>ludd
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This right bottom pocket is the true jester
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Selbs what are you doing
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wtf Mark we may end up with a C I D E R at this rate
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>>152386036
Judd's going to win this 10-8 though.
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>>152386036
can't end it before 10pm
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ONE FRAME I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU ZEST
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Selbros….
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Shornamurti cursed this tournament...
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>jedd potting EVERYTHING
RIP
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At least I can go to sleep, knowing that Jedd has already won. No reason to watch really.
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Just checked the Shppt-Put fixtures and there's Ellise Scott (af) v Bai Yulu (f) in the first round. So >we are guaranteed an Are Girl in the second round.
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>>152386524
He curses every tournament with his presence
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>>152386553
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>>152386579
>Ellise. Scott. Nationality. ENG. Date Of Birth. 25 May 2011.
What were you guys doing at the age of 14?
I sure wasn't playing in the mostest prestigiouserest snooker tournament.
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When Judd goes 9-8 up and Selbs needs 3 snookers The Leopard will have him right where he wants him
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Mark Smellby
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>>152386737
>2011 was 25 years ago
wtf lads
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>if Jester wins, he wins and Jedd seethes
>if Jester loses, we get Neyul v Selby at the Masters
win/win for us
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Olivier, fetch me the rest
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BIG
O
T
T
L
E
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>if
Selby WILL win
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>Selby the only top player not been on Hendry's channel

Do they not like each other?
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>>152387001
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>>152386882
ding dong
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>>152386923
FeelsGood
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With the divider gone for the final, why don't they rotate the table and get twice as many cunts in?
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>>152387020
Maybe that's why Hendry has been so complimentary lmao, he's angling for a yt video.
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>>152387020
Hendry is threatened by Mark's masculinity and virility
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>>152387119
>expecting logical decisions from THE world snooker tour
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uh oh
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zest is back on the menu lads (it was never off it)
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>>152387020
Does Zester ever do that kind of thing with others? Cue Tips kind of got me watching snooker a bit again
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>>152387214
Don't thnik he was on the Big Break, desu.
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With Norris winning the F1, an all English snooker final and Arsenal top of the Prem, it's a great December for England in winter sports.
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Mark pls.
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>>152387346
>Norris
>Arsenal
Grim
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>>152387346
>arsenogs
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>>152387381
Should have white cloth for winter snooker, desu, with players nominating Bulgarian refs to broom the table after taking a shot.
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This is going to a decider btw
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>>152387346
how are england doing in cricket?
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>>152387346
F1 chat not welcome here
Not a sport
Fuck off
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>>152386882
>2024 was 11 years ago
makes you think
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>>152387474
Settle down janny
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>>152387020
They're still editing all the boring Selby safety play out
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>>152387410
Had shit like this when i was a kid.

Now 7 points in snooker is whiter ;(
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Judd's lost the plot.
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COME ON MARK
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>>152387470
probably something about india losing the ashes to a lwb'ed spinbowler or something.
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He can still do it Jeddbros... believe
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>>152387524
I remember 1-nil to the Arsenal
Seaman
Dix Keown Bould/Adams Winter
Parlour Viera Petit Overmars
Berg Wrighty
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>ynr Jedward
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>>152387524
I had some of these as a kid too, I think I might have had a Bergkamp one also.
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snooker makes me sad nowadays. had an old fuck buddy who i used to message about /147/. her husband cheated on her.
last nye i was fucked on mdma and decided to message her an apology that i cheated on my gf with her a few years back, and have been block deleted.

pretty bad play.

>>152387639
coorrrrrr, what a team. simpler times.
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>>152387639
proper fackin team that
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>>152387470
>>152081504
Bad. Very very bad. It's the equivalent to losing the World Championship Snooker Final with a session to spare
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>I'm tired, Mr Robbie
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based selby dragging my night out so i have an excuse to finish this bottle of wine
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GWAN JUDD
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Zestbros...
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>mark selby
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NICE ON SELBS
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>>152387675
pretty grim lad
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>losing the final because of overzesting at that snooker
zest giveth, zest taketh away...
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>>152387788
pretty grim. had to get it off my chest. thanks.
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>Lark Babby in charge on not missing ez pots
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If it goes 9-9 I'll make a new thread lads
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Glass, mug or tumbler?
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face of a winner
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>>152387819
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i trump wins i'll take a flight to england and take a dump on his dinner table

gwan zester
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>It's hard to see how Mark will recover from that
Jesus Christ you wouldn't want to go to Hendry for words of advice in times of need would you
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I've noticed mark taps his finger sometimes before striking, is that fucking him up or has he always done that? happened on one of those blacks
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>>152387884
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Bum twitcher this one
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>>152387858
Shut up frognigga
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The leopard is toying with his prey
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FUCK THIS NIGGA DOIN!!!!!
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>>152387907
that fucking annoys me when i see this. started adding it to my pool game to appear pro, and it's probably why i'm shit.
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Trump comeback is ON
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R E R A C K

prestige + + + +
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>>152387935
probably just a habit but the fact that he seems to do it after feathering but before striking seems bad to me but he's one of the best in the world so wtf do I know
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>>152387819
I forgive you lad
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>>152387907
He's always done it. Mark "The Shark" relies on sonar for his impeccable accuracy,
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>added wine to water to stretch out booze
>tastes watery
>drink quicker
>anons speaking about reracks
uh oh
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>>152387987
the molester tweaking
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>>152387914
I laugh at this webm every fucking time
fish n chips an a pint
cheers
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>>152387987
Why I don't mix vodka, tastes like juice and I end up drinking too fast
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>>152387986
He's tapping into the zestverse
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>>152388036
It makes me laugh how none of them are touching either idk why, like a robot dinner.
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>>152387987
I regret to inform you that I've had to endure this match >sober which has significantly worsened the experience
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>>152388099
I might do a shot now lads. Got work in the morning. Is it too late to pound one for the boy
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>>152388134
Should only do shots when a ball is potted, desu.
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>>152388134
DO EET
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I don't really favour either of these players but I'm a bit worried for Selby if he loses this.
Is welfare concern a good reason to support someone?
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Proper tension this
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>>152388224
>welfare
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Bai Yulu would absolutlely destroy both of these shitters rn tbqhwy
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>not loving the zester
I say this as a Rpmmie diehard
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>>152388254
Money does not equal welfare
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one'll do
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>Mark Selby, 1
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>>152388271
gwans for everyone
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>>152388254
50% to the thieving taxman no?
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mark selby one
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>>152388293
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>>152388279
>that tfw when Polish government didn't give a UK snooker championship during covid
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fuckin ell lads
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jaws: rattled
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Might shit myself
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I really want to cum
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TABLE OF REEEEDS
>>
the zested has become the zester
>>
RERACK INCOMING
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There's been an unsettling amount of posts mentioning feces today
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where's desi when you need her?
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>>152388404
I hope, it'll be the highlight of the evening sesh.
>>
>selby
>1
ffs gonna need to buy more water at the shop for this wine
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>>152388415
>>
both of these lads will be looking to win this frame
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Great stuff Judd
>>
COME ON MARK
COME ON MARK
COME ON MARK
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>>152388472
Thanks Stephen.
>>
GWAN THE BOYO
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>>152388472
It will be quite easy for him to win if he scores enough points you'd have to say
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>>152388472
If Mark loses this frame, Judd's UK championship hopes could be in danger.
>>
gwanite marcus selibus
>>
It’s over
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Where's JV? Looked close to death last I saw him or do they just wheel him out of storage for the worlds?
>>
been seeing some kino cinematography on that black ball
it's so shiny you can see the whole auditorium in it
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>>152388490
If that were me out there, i'd just pot all the balls. Simple.
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>>152388315
I'd give her 1
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>>152388472
he's not gonna be happy if he misses this shot
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>>152388554
wahey
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Finish him mark
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What do you think mark will say in his winning speech?
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>>152388568
He'll be looking to get on the black here, if i know him like i think i do.
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Nice to see BBC rivalling AWS in statistical prowess. Totally changed my view of the game.
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>>152388606
>It was actually a free ball
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>>152388606
BIG UPS ZEST NATION AND ALL THE ZESTY BOYS IN 147 FUCK GLOWIES KILL EM ALL. but yeah it was a good match, Judd played well.
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>>152388661
>83 remaining
hold up lad
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>>152388637
hate middul pockets, just do.
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>>152388637
Getting a little exhausted of all the new metrics they come up with.
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Trump has him right where he wants him
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>>152388651
>i did it just for the thrill
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>>152388637
Middle pockets need nerfing
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>>152388606
I think he will say he's been feeling good all tournament. He'll acknowledge some of his unforced errors in the match and acknowledge Trump keeping him on his toes the whole match (when you play a player of his standard blah blah). He'll thank Vicky for keeping him alive through difficult times. He'll pull his floppy cock out and scream racially motivated hate speech
>>
never in doubt
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Ken's waifu died for this btw
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>>152388606
Dis iz fer Midul
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uh oh
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Going for a shit in a toilet tonight lads. Feels good
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premium kino incoming.
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Would be legendary if Jed pulls this off
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Mark killing Judd emotionally for for the sake of it, sit and watch my glory hair boy
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Genuinely happy for him. 147 needed this just like we need him
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Zested and bested.
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>>152388754
night poo freak
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Love this jester so much lads its unreal
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now he's playing nawty snooker even
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Off to buy some lemons
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BASED
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i was unsure if i'd ever see him win a triple crown event again. silly fucker.
>>
>missing trick shots
weak.
>>
There is hope for the world
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Could cry lads. Zest is so back
>>
He masterd the safety
Now he's mastered the dangerous
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That break in the final frame was pretty sick actually, respect.
>>
NEVER IN DOUBT
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>CoC Champion and UK Champ
pretty cool
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who's on the other table? not ready to go bed yet.
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>2005 UK Champion
lmao what
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>Dennis thinks it's 2005
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>my judd still smiling
:)
Yeah I was not looking forward to the funeral if Selby lost this.
>>
>return to /147/
>zester wins a TC event at long last
Har Har Mahesh Shiva Selby
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>first, lets talk to this loser
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>>152388890
End is near
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Gwan the boy
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>stream immediately cuts off
>can only watch picrel
ffffuucckk
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The boy bros… we’ll never see the lovely Maisy Ma…
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fuck the crucible, the barbican is my new best friend.
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>>152388945
what's this and where is it? looks better than the random ''''''''''''''''footballl''''''''''''''' i clicked
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judd played well though
it felt like he was potting everything
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>waiting for Ethan Llewellyn v Yao Pengcheng
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do NOT let Mr Rob near Sofia
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>>152388945
I bet she's secretly rocking a great body.
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>>152388997
Corr, what a hunk. Should start a dating site
>Selby dates
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>HE LOOKS UP AT VIKKI
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Nice to see him smile with his eyes for once
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>>152389017
>Zestr
>>
*Kasabian intensifies*
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>>152388978
ah a fellow patrician
>>
Zester happy i'm happy
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>>152389044
kek
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>>152389022
>tournament named Vikki Plumbing
>Lelby Wins
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kill jester
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>>152388935
Grim. Imagine watching American "sport"
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Based family man Mark.
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>Lelby smashing up Judd in a Final
Is this going to be a monthly occurance now? If so, BAIZED.
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>>152389084
lel
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>>152389104
Why does she look more like Ronnie than Mark bros
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>>152389104
>mini zester
The Tour is trembling
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>>152389104
Damn bri'ish roses look like THAT?
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>>152389150
you edited marks teeth?
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>>152389155
She doesn't have the eyebrows. Thats the tell.
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>>152389103
seems like they all use this anons app desu
>>152389044
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>>152389155
This is Ronnie in female form.
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Actually can't wait for the Snooker Shoot-out lads.

It's going to be kino
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>>152389150
Ah yes, the prestigious Victoria Plumbing trophy
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>Shot put
>Scottish Oppen
kinography before Christmas. Fucking love to see it. Merry Christmas lads.
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>>152389150
I like the UK trophy, simple and classic.
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Life gave us lemons
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Selby puts it in Vikki's plumbing
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Thank you, Kenlad.
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Going to watch ant and decs greatest TV moments on channel 5 and have a wank before beds lads. Enjoyed this years uks. See you at the next one
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In Ecuador a game just happened between
>the strongest
>always ready
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>25th Ranking Title is the UKs
noice
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g'night lads.
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Fucking fantastic final, gwan zester, have a good Christmas boys.
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>>152389270
Hang on a minute, I read an article just a few hours ago that said they had divorced... you're telling me the honest and reputable Vicky(lol)livesports lied to me?
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>>152389197
That's just a picture of 2010s Ronnie, 2020s Roonie and 90's Ronnie side by side.
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>>152389465
kek
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>>152389302
>>152389433
>>152389439
Gnight and be well, lads.
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>>152389442
I do love a bit of vickylivesports to keep me up to date with my favourite teams like:
>aston villa
>crystal palace
>celtics fc
>chess
>JUDO
>Ronnie o Sullivan
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>>152389442
maybe it was a different Vikki and Mark
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A classic to round off the night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRnDYFizjAQ
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>>152389515
the most arbitrary list of sports teams

>Chess but in lowercase
lol
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>>152389564
I wonder which player would be the heaviest drinker if it were still socially acceptable.
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>>152389305
for me it's "Jorge Wilstermann" vs "Blooming"
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beer is technically food
you have to carb load for long matches
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>>152389805
out of the top players: Willo
out of the rest: Milkins
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zest on my fellow /147/ bros
>>
>Championship League: Stephen Maguire
>Shanghai Masters: Kyren Wilson
>Saudi Masters: Neil Robertson
>Wuhan Open: Xiao Guodong
>UK Women's: Bai Yulu
>English Open: Mark Allen
>British Open: Shaun Murphy
>Grand Prix: Mark Williams
>NI Open: Jack Lisowski
>International Championship: Wu Yize
>Champ of Champs: Mark Selby
>Riyadh Championship: Zhao Xintong
>UK Championship: Mark Selby
Rate this season so far
>>
>>152391776
Pretty good / 10
>>
>>
MY JESTER

Mark Selby, the best plumber in the world. Never in doubt.
>10-5 first
>10-8 now
The next Selb v Jelb final is going to be tough.

>schedule anon forgot to do his job
Must be because of all the excitement.
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>The Mother's Boy
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Morning lads, just here to gloat in my amazing prediction. Remember my sacrifice
>>152389291
You're welcome my son, a true zesty Christmas is upon us
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>>152391776
8/10

>>152397472
>>152401850
Pendulum magic is a scary thing
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>4chan """maintenance""" just days before the Ofcom deadline expires
Gonna be weird posting about the Snppker Shppt Put without britfrens...
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>>152401850
>Judd Trump: My Part In His Downfall
Maybe your ex-girlfriend wanted Selby to win too?
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>>152397472
>schedule anon forgot to do his job
I don't believe there are any matches today. Do correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>152402161
Sometimes it's better to leave things alone, I dare not tempt fate again, imagine the sacrifices I'd need.
>>152402412
One can only hope, but then again, that means I lost a loopy lady. Such is life.
>>152402210
We can laugh for now Austria but I fear the EU will bring the same nonsense in for us.
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>thingken about that final break
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>>152402912
>thingken about dat opening frame
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>>152402576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCp-7Ix4bXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xlPAMSB-A4
Let me guess... you need "more"?
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>waiting for snooker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyXOikCnL28
>>
>post limonum comedown

>>152404079
Yes, can I has more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0nfjguTclg
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>>152404615
For me, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQZ2KrpZpMk
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Training 4 Shppt-Put
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it's ogre
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>>152404798
>no clean and jerk
Pffffff.
But she's so tight, I'll let it slide.
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>>152404817
If this is the end, farewell.
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>>152404798
Oh my
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/147/ers, report in.
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>>152404798
She definitely has more flexibility than she has strength.
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>>152405158
A girl once tugged me willy like that.
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>>152405108
Still here, baby! (This is my first post following the maintenance, but if you see it, then it means I'm still motherfucking here)
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Seems we're fine then.
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mic check 1 2
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>>152405158
>>152405704
>>152405881
>>152406107
Haha fuck the Ofcom
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>ynr the UK Championship Final that concluded last night
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>>152418780
whatever happened to this guy?
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>>152420151
He didn't pot so well
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>>152420151
He blinked himself to death :(
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>not on Eurosport
>no streams
>snooker.org doesn't show any results
Did it even start?
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>>152420568
It (the most prestigious event of the year) starts tomorrow
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>>152420151
I hope he can eventually take some inspiration from the longevity of the class of '92
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>>152420676
>class of '92
Every time the BBC mentions this I switch to Eurosport.
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>>152420605
Fug, my mistake. Back to >waiting then.
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>>152420715
Thanks for letting us know.
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anyone know if its known why selby isnt competing in the shoot out?
>>
After the last events he must be too exhausted to compete in the toughest of them all.
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>>152421670
or he wants to give someone else a chance at winning a tournament
very thoughtful of him
>>
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WEDNESDAY - Snooker Shoot-Out!

Round 1 (bo1)

>Afternoon session begins at 13:00
>Highlighted matches:
Michael Holt v Ashley Hugill (a)
Stan Moody v Chatchapong Nasa
Pang Junxu v Mark Davis
Ken Doherty v Mateusz Baranowski
Ali Sharter v David Lilley
Tom Ford v Martin O'Donnell
Zhang Anda v Julien Leclercq
Luca Brecel v Long Zehuang

>Evening session begins at 19:00
>Highlighted matches:
Ishpreet Chadha v Dean Young (a)
Elliot Slessor v Louis Heathcote
David Gilbert v Matthew Stevens
Jimmy Robertson v Matt Selt
Ben Woollaston v Ben Mertens
Chris Wakelin v Zhou Yuelong
Ryan Day v Umut Dikme (a)
>>
>>152422250
>Chatchapong Nasa
Huh?
>>
>>152422595
the latest Thai meme
>>
>>152422250
New thread for this, the last few OPs have been shite
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where should i be looking for a shoot out stream given i dont have tnt?
>>
>>152422811
not true
he'll be a world champion one day!
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>>152426009
Yes, the year after Ding
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>>152422250
>no mention of Ethan Llewellyn v Yao Pengcheng, a game good enough to be the final
>>
>>152422250
>shunning Seine Majestät Florian "Fluke" Nüeßßle
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>>152426117
>>152426978
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>>152422250
GWAN NASA
GWAN PANG
GWAN MATI
GWAN ZHAND
GWAN LONG

>>152425138
Here. We'll probably find something when it's time.
>>
>Hussain replaces Artemijs Žižins who has withdrawn
What does the WST need to do to convince the elite players to compete in the Shoot-Out?
>>
>>152431128
Have it somewhere other than Blackpool lol
>>
Remember Neil playing the Shoot Out last year. The lowest point of his career.
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>ynr when footbits won the shoot-out
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What happened to Luca?
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>>152431741
>

>>152431775
No deziyah, no 'unger, no pashun.
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>>152431775
Got married.
Hopefully this one isn't a drug smuggler.
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strims: https://crichdplayer.com/tnt-sports-1-live-stream-uk-01

https://sports.stream2watch.pk/s2w/905
>>
The viprow streams are extremely poor quality. Does anyone have a better one?
>>
>>152432363
Yesssssss thank you
>>
gwan MoD
>>
BORING
>>
>>152432411
np

PELLEW: SPOTTED
>>
the arena looks giga prestigious
>>
Did they change venues?
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>>152432508
Yes; it's in Blackpool this year and I think it was somewhere in the Midlands last year. Possibly Leicester, but I might be thinking of where all those other tournaments are held.
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>>152432484
it reminds me of Goff's
>>
STAN MOODY ALERT
>>
GWAN STANIEL
GWAN NASA
>>
N A S A

they're getting all the big matches out the way early
>>
>Captchapong
>>
>>152432516
wasn't it in wales?

I think they made the onscreen text even smaller.
>>
I like the round arena, gives this tournament the gladiatorial feel that it always deserved
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>they like the yellow at the Shoot Out, no one knows why, but they do.
>>
nasabros...
we got too cocky
>>
>ChatGPTong
>>
>Nasa brought back down to earth
Well done Dave
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>>152432590
he's been saving that one for a special occasion
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>tfw NEET for the first Shootout in nine years so I can watch the whole thing all day
Oooh baby

And, somewhat related to being NEET: why is our beloved meme-named Boy playing the Chancellor at snooker? At least he apparently won.
>>
heh...mah nigga chachi just needs more time
>>
gwan leglerg
>>
lmao the height difference
>>
>>152432570
Swansea, then the Mattioli
>>
>>152432550
>>152432588
lel
if he drank a lot of tea, he'd be matchapong
>>
>Zhang Anda vs Julien Leclercq
I think they've matched these two up on purpose for comedy value.
>>
>>152432625
was just about to say lel
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Spaceman out there using words like perspicacity at the shootout
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>>152432608
>Job Slump
>>
GWAAAAAAN THE SHOOTOUT
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manlets, when will they learn?
>>
He's a big guy
>>
why are young english man like this?
>>
>"Lethal" Ethan "Boogie2988" Llewellyn
>>
Yeah, he does Llewellyn
>>
a jolly looking fellow
>>
>Penguin
>>
At just 17, Ethan Llewellyn is two years younger than Stan Moody :O
>>
>dat royce rolls cue aqshon
>dat heft
He's the next Stephen Lee
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>>152432774
just keep him away from the bookies
>>
Large Julian
>>
Did anybody get a better screenshot than this of Julien Leclercq next to Zhang Anda? I think it would make a good OP image for the next thread.
>>
Natty Gradinari :3
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>>152432808
almost but got cockblocked by Pellew
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Bobbins: spotted
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I dislike the carpet immensely, it looks like it needs a good vacuuming. Also, the state of the snooker sponsor on TNT.
>>
>Please welcome One of China's Hottest Prospects, Zhao Hanyang, and the Experienced Campaigner Stuart Carrington
These player nicknames are AWFUL
>>
>>152432892
WE'LL
HELP YOU FIIIIIND
A BETTERRRR WAY
[repeat x30]
>>
>Zhao Hanyang; Male; China (China); Born: 20 Oct 1999 (age 26)
oof
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>>152432911
and we make fun of Judd for his hair... poor bastard
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>>152432917
Jugg would look like him but for the fakery
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mommynari
>>
why can't YCPs into the Shppt-Put?
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>>152432959
hips
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>>152432971
>Shppt-Put
what's this meme?
>>
>worst mark
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>>152433029
look at your keyboard
>>
NEW THREAD:
>>152433064
>>152433064
>>152433064

Please nobody create their own thread.
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>>152433062
so they're next too each other?? that's not an explanation!!
>>
H U G E I L L
>>
>>152432971
Now Pang will go all the way

GWAN HITMAN
GWAN HUGELY ILL
>>
>Amy's Husband
>>
Hako.



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