The real greatest highlight of the snooker calendar is here! 128 players, both superstars and meme unknowns, play one frame each under slightly different rules in a noisy, raucous, obnoxious knockout tournament live from Blackpool.Highlights so far:>The enormous Julien Leclercq got drawn against the 5'3" Zhang Anda, allegedly by pure chance>17-year-old Ethan Llewellyn is really, really fat, and also quite good>Three different space puns in ten minutes from the commentators while Chachapong Nasa was playingPrevious thread: >>152366750Streams: >>152432363 (it's on TNT Sports 1 if you have a TV with that)
>>152433056He's also, possibly, the only Davis in snooker not to win at least six world championships, with his zero wins.>>152433029It's an old /sp/ meme that only we still use, based on a spelling mistake someone made once.>Wayne Rooney -> Rppney>Ronnie O'Sullivan -> Rpmmie>The Snooker Shoot-Out -> Snppker Shppt-PutMy personal favourite is Noppon Saengkham -> Nppppn
>1 (one) hour
4st for Anna
>>152433064finally some good fucking bread
Hitman gets buffed at the Shoot-out, naturally.
REFBALL
THE BLEEPS
>No bleeps for Hugill's shot timing out>Ball in hand anyway>Nobody knows what's going onSOUL
HUGILL FUMING
CONTROVERSY
absolutely robbed
Moldovan woman is a diversity hire. Expected.
>>152433165love to see it
>the shanty town of world snooker tour
>>152433186They missed the "10-second shot clock now in operation" announcement in the first match too. There's someone whose job is to manage the arena's sound effects, and that's the person who's fucked up twice now. So please leave my wife alone.
I think the audience should do the bleeps
The bleeps didn't work properly at the end of Carrington v Hanyang either, total shambles.
>>152433186Not really her job to make the sounds effects like that guy from Police Academy
>>152433206Having a person doing it instead is a great idea
>>152433214Devlin would do it for a tenner and some attention
the fuck would anyone give Holt stick for that lol
>>152433232He assassinated the person doing the bleeps, they don't call him the hitman for nothing.
>>152433232Because he has been declared the winner, even though not only did the bleeps fail, but also the scores were level when the time ran out but the scoreboard was broken and he potted another ball. It's fully shambolic.
>>152433109>waiting for the Austrian invasion
>>152433252lmao on brand for the shpptput then
Amir has that Hanyang cut
>yfw the bleepgate is the end of shppt put as a ranking event
>>152433200Didn't watch, just assumed it was a ref fuckup.
They should replay the match.
does Crowley have his own name tattooed on his arm?
>>152433365Don't you dare, Barry.
are all of these matches/frames considered deciders?
>>152433429yes. that's why it's the most prestigious event.
>>152433443Plus all of the players are permanently unsettled
If I were in the crowd, I'd do something really cool and funny to make everyone like me.
>>152433474>shouts BORING for the tenth time
ryan davies and the roadhouse band
>>152433467Ah so this is why Dennis Taylor doesn't commentate on it
Anime.Cat = me, cookies = Shoot Out, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>152433474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIpbUFvawGE
>>152433492I'd sprinkle in some YELLOWs too
>>152433389dark majik
Obligatory.Richard = I NNestle = S O O N
more like Manndingo
Mitchell "I don't like it but i'll have to go along with it" Mann
the beeps make me feel like aliens are approaching
Another victory for all us Mitchellmanndem
>>152433579and are Kendo
GWAN THE PRIDE OF WIEN>>152433648This time I'll have to gwan his oppolenent though.
slightly surprised /147/ loves this anti-zestathon
What a horrible audience
>>152433682i think it may be somewhat ironically
snoozy
>Florian Lose-le
>>152433682It's a nice meme palate cleanser between "serious" events
>>152433682We're all on the far left of the chart posted above.
Jubel Jubel Freu Freu
we're so back
Wardropper may be the greatest name imaginable. The name's Gunnar... Gunnar Wardropper...
>>152433682I love watching women, children and amateurs play extremely short brainrotted matches, and this is my only chance. I don't even mind the crowd. The only thing that really enrages me is when the commentators talk about how drunk everyone is.
>>152433734>>152433737
>>152433747>I love watching women, children
>>152433579>middle iq = most enjoyableprobably true
Why is Ken Dogerty doing this to himself?
>Reanne Evans talking
If only they (painlessly) executed the YELLOW retards, it would be the perfect event.
Yehh lovely noice to be back HAHAHANoice weather toiday eh? HAHAHAAt loist oi won't be cloining Jimmy White's dressing room HAHAHA
>>152433790To be fair Jimmy's mumbling wasn't very charming either.
>>152433791>getting euthanised while watching the shpptput what a way to go
>>152433790it won't stop
>>152433764>to inteliggent too read a chartMy far left brother!
GWAN JUNIOR GARGOOLS
>>152433839I was thinking that Joel Connolly looks like if John Denver survived his plane crash and just lived in the woods.
>>152433899jej
>zest in the shoot-out
>snooker tournament>held at blackPOOL
GWAN MATEO
NOOOO, NOT THE KUBOL
>the city of Pole land
>>152433985magnet moment
Where's the sip-poster? A tournament with 128 players, viewable only over streaming so everyone can take screenshots, must surely be the perfect tournament for collecting as many sips of Wew as we need.
>>152434008>viewable only over streamingIt's on our Eurosport, surprisingly.
Luca Brecel doesn't LOOK like he's training for an Iron Man...
>short
>The Belgian Bull>The Belgian Bullshitter>The Belgian Buffet>The Belgian Butt>The Belgian Buttsniffer
>The World Seniors derby
Friendly reminder that David Lilley has an unfair advantage because there are two of him.
>>152434145>Chris Fakelin
>>152434145Risky business. People will find out, if his opponent is himself.
Lil David
This bald referee is astonishingly handsome.
>>152434196Pellew?
are we done?
>>152434225No; he's younger and has a massive rugged jaw. He looks like these two.
>>152434241It's over till 1900, I think.
>>152434245are sami
>>152434245oh Agent 147
>>152434162
>>152434601Surprised I've never thought to check /sp/ for a snooker thread, bretty funnyDo any anons live in London and play snooker? Moving down from Glasgow this month and it looks shit down there for places and prices
>>152434643You've never been to /147/ before, but you make snooker pictures? I've never seen that one posted here. Or did you find it on re**it or Snooker Is**nd?
>>152434697Never no, I made it last week as a christmas gift for a snooker friend
>>152434744Pretty snooker loopy.
>>152434766Hoping he'll wear it to the Scottish open next year and get some camera time
>>152434744That's a great gift, good stuff lad.
>>152434744>world is a snookerit is though
>no class from michael doltno surprise he effectively cheated
>>152435177Literally.
>>152435177checked and thanks
>>152435035I mean thanks
>every tnt channel showing football
>'Chaiya out in the first match
Need a Xu v Leclercq match
>>152435416the fact that I now have to pay for watching every sport in the world on discovery+ so that I can literally only watch snooker and the world cup is infuriating. finna switch to finding some chinese restreamer or something
cant find a working stream guys :(
>>152435495>snooker-live.ruNo English commentary, of course.
>>152435510cheers selbs
>>152435510I have the russians bookmarked as well, and i'm sitting here streamless like a twat lmao. Thanks for the reminder.
>>152435510arent you guys supposed to provide commentary?>where cue ball going>pockets don't move>two reds and two blacks its a fucking 147 im gonna bust
GWAN PLAYBOIGWAN THE REV
Oh shit Zhao has a pretty girlfriend. I wonder if he's playing
Zhao: S P O T T E D>>152435538Lel, happens to the zest of us.>>152435565See, you don't even need one at this point.
Revesz got some NICE potential
GWAN THE YOUNG SCOTTISH PLAYER
>>152435247i struggle with charts so this was a challenge
>>152435750He wears gargools but doesn't pot the lot
>>152435771Can that even be called a chart though?>>152435842He's still Young, he has time (to get bigger gargools).
imagine if the whole game was just the part where they try and get the cue ball closest to the cushion to decide who chooses who breaks, haha
What’s with the build up yell for potting the yellow, never watched the shppt put before >>152436010They are surprisingly shit at that part
Selb, Selber, the Selbst.GWAN JORDAN, MY BROTHER>>152436010Best of 35. Zero potting. Zero contact between balls. Truly one for the purists.>>152436106Because it's the cheapest colour, I think that's all.
the two best Northern Irish players on tour right now
>the battle of bens
Martens isn't shaking that much today.
Brecel really got the short end of the Belgian height genetics
not another morph 147, surely
>de gay vs dik me a match made in heaven
>>152436944I was worried for a minute, but he eventually missed one. Magnets aren't always bad.
oh boy, I can't wait what these two have got to say
I don't think I've ever actually seen Umut Dikme before. I just know his name.
say what you will about shorn, but he never chick--- withdrew from/passed on the shppt put, not even when it was non-ranking.gotta respect that.
>umust dikme>>152437283same, his reputation precedes him
>>152437242
>>152437291It's weird to see top players in this. Feels made for women, children and journeymen.
>>152437374Supposedly, the top players all hate it, but they have to take part because it's a ranking event and they'll lose ranking points if they refuse to play. The very top players don't need the points and tend to duck it, but if you're ranked 6th-20th, say, those ranking points are very important to you.
>>152437306Q Tour legend
>Eлят cлeccы vs Лyи ХиткoтaI really wish the commentary was in English.
GO ON SLESSINHO
Slessor’s sparkly shoes blend in perfectly with the carpet.
Surprising amount of empty seats in the audience.Or maybe not so surprising.
*goes in off*
I hope we get a Seltdown
>Robertson v Selt Proper World Championship Judgment day coded fixture
>>152438023>Selt in a Shppt-Putduck and cover
“Watch the in off”Hahahahahaahah
K U B O L
>>152436700because he is limburgian, he has the goblin genes, like his fellow limburgian Trossard
>>15243802310 mins ain't enough for a nuclear seltdown
>lelt
>>152438202well thanks for the info, Mr Belgium.
Jimmy white looking like he got an especially youthful serum transfusion today
GWAN THE BOI
GO ON THE BOIGWAN JONASGWAN GNELF>>152438243It seems so, surprisingly.
>”Its been a good day for Central Europe, let’s see it Iulian Boiko can add to it”>Ukraine>Central Europe
>>152438578We ain't come to play school
>>152438740I've just noticed that his Twitter handle doesn't match the spelling of his name either. He might literally be unable to spell his own name.
>>152438740So true bestie
>>152438832yeah he was borderline retarded in a (good) way
Can't remember last time I had seen gnelf play. Amazing.
GWAN CHRISTMAS GNELF
>Jack Bradford>is actually Welsh
Zhou let the dogs out is pretty good actually
>>152439049https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardale_Jones>Cardale Jones (/ˈkɑːrdeJl/; born September 29, 1992) is an American former professional football quarterback. >Ultimately, on May 7, 2017, Jones graduated from Ohio State with a bachelor's degree in African-American Studies.[14]I don't know how American universities work, and maybe he stayed there to play American football, but I didn't think most people stayed at university till they were 25 just for a basic degree.
So, that's it all over for today. There weren't many people in the crowd today. Any of my fellow NEET /147/chads fancy a trip to Blackpool for one of the remaining days? Prices vary, but they are around £30 for a session or £50 for the whole day.https://worldsnookertour.seetickets.com/tour/shoot-out
>>152439620I reckon Fri Sat it will pick up a lot. Sorry anon trains too expensive, please wear a wildly racist t shirt so we can pick you out in the crowd
>>152439451enrolled with 19/20, graduated with 24.this year or last there was a player in his 9th(!) season in college.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cam_McCormicklots of exceptions and special rules, especially because of coofid.
THURSDAY - Snooker Shoot-Out!Round 1 (bo1)>Afternoon session begins at 13:00>Highlighted matches:Wu Yize v Craig SteadmanNppppn Saengkham v Xu SiJamie Jones v Michal SzubarczykMark Allen v Ng On YeeLei Peifan v Jackson PageBai Yulu (f) v Ellise Scote (af)>Evening session begins at 19:00>Highlighted matches:Stephen Maguire v Farakh AjaibRobert Milkins v Liu HongyuAnthony McGill v Liam Daviesmeh, this session kinda ass
>>152440465>meh, this session kinda assZak Surety vs Kreishh Gurbaxani is a clash between two very Shootouty players, so I'd expect that to be quite a good one.
>>152440465Not sure if I can muster the courage to watch tomorrow.
I enjoy the Shoot Out.
>>152440756
>>152440756based
When's Yasmine?
GWAN THE YCPsGWAN NOPPO>Sanderson Lam made a century>in the prestigious Shppt Put>Bradford replaces Chris Wakelin who has withdrawn.>again Wakelin and Lilley aren't present at the same timeCurious coincidence.
>>152439677
If a player have dwarfism is he allowed to stand on a small ladder when he takes his shot?
>>152446014You’re already through Luca don’t push your luck
>>152446014There are disabled snooker leagues, but the rules say you need to keep one foot on the floor when you take your shot so I don't know how they work.
>waiting for the Reanne v Mork, loser pays Child Maintenance match.
>>152446014>>152446488https://www.wdbs.info/wp-content/uploads/WDBS-rule-adaptations-v.5.pdf>SECTION 3>RULE 19 (b)>(iii) RULE 3.14(a)(iii) shall be construed so as to include situations where, in the referee’sopinion, a player’s stature or disability makes a particular shot impossible to play.https://wpbsa.com/wp-content/uploads/2198_WPBSA-Rulebook-2024-25.pdfRule 3.14(a) says:>(a) The striker shall, to the best of their ability, endeavour to hit the ball on or a ball that could be on after a Red, or a free ball nominated as a Red, has been potted. If the referee considers the Rule infringed, they shall call FOUL AND A MISS unless:>(i) any player required penalty points before, or as a result of, the stroke being played and the referee is satisfied that the miss was not intentional;>(ii) a situation exists where it is impossible to hit the ball on. In the latter case it must be assumed the striker is attempting to hit the ball on provided that they play, directly or indirectly, at the ball on with sufficient strength, in the referee’s opinion, to have reached the ball on but for the obstructing ball(s).There is no section (iii) in Rule 3.14(a) so the official ruling is, I don't know.
Yize second ranking event win coming right up
cola vape with some salami is a surprisingly delightful flavour
>>152446550this seems to allow for a ladder
GWAN THE PULL>>152446630sounds beyond vile
>Announcer tells the crowd to welcome the wrong playersI love this event.
>alan calling yize's cueing "sumptuous"just admit you thirst for his yaoi boy bussy alan>>152446650hence the surprise my little sugarplum
What stream are we watching today? The ones I used yesterday aren't working for me today. ;_;
>>152446693the official discovery+ stream bc I support Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia, you communist
>>152446693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1ZZDo6C5fY
>>152446693I am getting perfect success once again withhttps://crichdplayer.com/tnt-sports-1-live-stream-uk-01
>>152446663
>>152446633Rule 11(a)(iii) awards four penalty points for "striking when both feet are off the floor", and the disability rules do not change that rule. Therefore, I think, no ladders.
>>152446703Isn't it like £30+ per month now? are you some kind of millionaire? >>152446705Perfect, thanks>>152446706Ok cheers, it wasn't working in my main browser but is working perfectly on another browser.
>Smash into the pack from the breakBased>Lose within two minutesNot based
>>152446728You get five device streaming with seemingly little location verification so I'm sharing it with people
>>152446759>>Lose within two minutesNOT SO FAST
A note for production, you might wanna enable anti-aliasing for your font sources and set the timer to centre alignment, just saying..
Xu Si is already being described by the WST as the professional snooker player on the circuit today with the shortest name
>>152446823*of all time
>>152446823>>152446842GO ON THE BOY NAMED XU
>>152446823Straight out of the Databaize that one
>>152446921just realised now that databaize is a play on "database" fml
Halim is one of the two players in the shpptput without a photo on WST, the other is Zachary Richardson (no idea why there's plenty of photos of both online).
>Yuan and Gong havin a beer in the crowd Anyone cap that?>>152446974lel
>>152446998>if only you knew how Sino-British snooker really is
>>152446998
i'm getting stressed out by the beeps :(
>>152447017>>152447020The Chinese takeover is real after all... woah...
>>152447026Mute and play Hako instead, like a true snooker fan.
NOT comfy
GWAN England's brave Halim Hussain
Lmao very nice try you little Moldovan, that would have been kino
Oh shit it's Zhao next pog
>>152447017>>152447020Proper lads
>>152447061a very marclel thing to happen
>>152447061kek
I'm Scottish but I'm sorry if you're wearing the emotional support glove you should get snookered to death
>>152447089>I'm Scottish but I'm sorryNot good enough
>>152447107stephen maguires ma da ur gettin battered fur that cunt
>>152447089>audience doing the michael jackson "ehee hee" when he playsfucking love the shoot out
>your hot chinese girlfriend in the crowd is on reels during your break
WorldChampionBros...
>>152447132>>152447134
>"exciting" YCP World Champ losing to the most boring jobber on tourClassic shootout
>>152447120What is that? Is it coming from the same person who sounds like they keep shouting "WANKER" at random times?
gwan Ng
if Onyee beats Mallen he better kill himself>>152447166https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVDHaNkRBcMichael jackson famously wearing one glove
>>152447166>What is that? How young do you have to be to not know who Michael Jackson is
>>152447026
Tell me about Angie, why does she wear the gargools?
>>152447210imagine a Xenomorph playing snooker
>>152447220the spike acts as a reticule
Can't even beat women these days baka Mork's game is gone.
HNnnnnng
>>152447256give him a break he normally needs ten minutes before he even takes on a red, and ng tactically colliding with him to give him a hardon fucked up his composure
NG OH YEAH
>>152447198I know all about Michael Jackson, but I didn't associate the noises with the glove. People in the crowd have been shouting it out for all sorts of players, which was why I didn't get it. It's not like Robbie Williams, where it's obvious.
Just a bong and a bit till Bai Yulu vs Ellise Scott!
>>152447287GirlBros feasting as usual
Pellew on the scene
>>152447287>playing bai yulu where if you lose she pegs you with the cueblue ball shoot out indeed
>i heard you like snooker>but i also heard you like darts and getting drunk and cheering every 10 secondsthis is why he makes the big bucks
>>152447356>big bucksHe loves big muscular bucks if you catch my meaning
>>152447356i would absolutely behave like a dickhead at the shppt put, it's part of the composure training
>>152447392I would sit there sulky, oozing indignation.
most mathematically literate welshman
>>152447404a true disciple of Willo
>tfw realising Paul Deaville and Peter Devlin aren't the same guy
>>152447265Why does she wear those goofy glasses? She's actually quite hot without them.
>some old lady getting a selfie with DeavilleLoopy level off the charts
>>152447507Asian females wear glasses to make their face appear smaller
I'm not digging the chat on the stream we've got. It must be the same chat for every stream on this site, and they must be watching cricket or something.
>>152447592why are saars like this?
>>152447237Wu Yize played earlier
GWAN THE WELSHMEN
this smug pole needs to be taught a lesson
>waiting for Bingbeef>>152447698He's a regular, cut him some slack.
>jammy jone
IDŹ SZUBI
>>152447698forgot image
>no qt refs (except Pellew)unwatchable
Michal very common W
>>152447698You can teach my smug pole a lesson any time :3>>152447733Don't you like Natalia Gradinari?
Why is it so gay here today? Is there a Jebb v Jeqq match later?>>152447733Pellew and Michał together looked like brothers, so young and fresh.
>>152447825>Why is it so gay here today? Is there a Jebb v Jeqq match later?Maybe the Shpptput is a gay tournament and we just failed to realize
>>152447825It's a lot gayer when Selby is playing, and I would even go so far as to suggest that you contribute to the gayness in those situations.
BAI ALERTARE GIRL IN A MOMENT
gwan the girls
>>152447904for me it's black jacket
I was not expecting Ellise Scott to look like this.
GO ON THE YOUNG CHINESE PLAYER (f)>>152447903>I would even go so far as to suggestBut you would only do that because you don't like Selby or/and me, not based on anything that I actually post.
>>152447825>Why is it so gay here today? Is there a Jebb v Jeqq match later?which posts do you mean? it's been pretty normal today
Bai Yulu has "Bai" covered up on the back of her shirt. Do you think she filled out the form wrong?
i feel straight when i see Vikki
Nooooooooo she dun goofed
B Y EY O U L O S E>>152447704Heh.>>152447947You mean, you didn't expect her to be cute or uh... tanned?>>152447963Like this: >>152447788 but I had already thought that before this posted, so there must be more.
>Reanne Evans vs Simon Riggitini next
>>152448038I mean "tanned". I was expecting another Killington.
are you guys seeing that disgusting freak in the Ikea ad
Now that's what I call a real Judd Trump special.
>>152448142people in ads look more like aliens evrery year >>152448164It's not complete without a shot of him looking completely despondent in his chair after the replay
>>152448142He's a famous model, known for his unsettling appearance. I don't know his name.I really think having adverts after every single match is overdoing it. Just remember, we're supposed to be paying for this!
Gary Thomson's juddery arms were uncomfortable to look at. I'm impressed he potted anything.
>>152433064Alri, here we are then (can't believe I missed so many posts, pretty sure this is the first UK Champs I have missed in years).>>152433112>>152433989Absolutely blessed, how can she be SUCH a princess?!>>152281892I went to visit friends in Berlin and eating lots of good food...but, apparently I missed my boy Selbz winning ANOTHER tournament?! >mfwFucking hell, perhaps it really >us that were responsible for the pendulum?
>>152448338>misses the UK>back for prestigious Shot-PutLooks like you have your priorities sortedWelcome back btw :3
>>152448338>I went to visit friends in Berlin and eating lots of good food...but, apparently I missed my boy Selbz winning ANOTHER tournament?!You need to plan another trip to Berlin from 14 April to 4 May.
>>152448338>Alri, here we are then (can't believe I missed so many posts, pretty sure this is the first UK Champs I have missed in years).FeelsNotSoZestyMan
i wonder which ball is olivers and jimmys favourite
>Jummy Howaito
The snooker-live stream keeps crashing for me :(
>>152449717are you using snooker-live.ru?
You've been gnelfed!
>>152449717>>152449728sorry, im guessing you are from the way youve written it
Love how diversity hire Reannie and Jimmy White lose in the first round every single year.
>>152449728>>152449741I am. I think this might have happened last night as well, and if it did, then it eventually fixed itself. Or maybe there is a problem with my browser.
>>152449780sure, its fine for me on firefox at least
>>152449780I assume you tried refreshing the page and restarting the browser. What about the stream options in the bottom right? Did you try other resolutions?
>>152449812I don't have any stream options. This computer runs Windows 7 so things keep breaking as various websites decide the computer is too old. I can't update my browser because Opera say I need minimum Windows 10 for their latest version. I have a laptop as well, but I swear this all worked fine last night.
I also think I am at least 20 minutes behind the rest of you. I am currently watching with 6:30 remaining of Oliver Brown vs Jimmy White.Hey, Brown vs White! Who has that "White and proud" picture of Jimmy White?
>>152449892Maybe try installing Firefox + uBlock Origin extension for it? If you prefer Opera, you can just keep a clean copy of Firefox for watching streams. If it works.
>>152449735Lucky!Happy days are coming for us!
dude..
>>152450052I bet someone will mistake this for a swastika.>>152450088What happened? Wasn't looking.
>>152449735O Christmas Gnelf, O Christmas Gnelf
>>152450164Unlikely, it's clearly a black cat, it even says so
Gwan the Grace
>ycp #873 vs marshall mathers
I'm still having a terrible time, even on my laptop which worked fine this afternoon. This stream definitely works better than the .ru one, though:https://sports.stream2watch.pk/s2w/213
how can this be a ranking event?ps chats dead tonight
GWAN MAGWANNER
Forgot to mention before, but:>He v GraceHE HAS NO STYLEHE HAS NO GRACE
WHY DID YOU DO EET SEETHUN!?WHY DID YOU LOSE THE MATCH!?Also:GWANTHONYAnd then:GWANTONIImagine Championship League, but Shoot Out. The Shoot Out League. Immeasurable prestige.
im finding all this pretty exhausting; i havent even got the sound on either
>McFrill
>>152450785There comes a point where you've just watched too much of it and you're full. I'm holding on for Zak Surety vs Kreishh Gurbaxani because I remember Gurbaxani being based last year, but my attention span is wandering, and if I can't pay attention to this, I think I'm done for.
>flags missing
>>152450963>I remember Gurbaxani being based last yeardyou remember what he did?ironically i think 'normal' snooker macthes are easier to get into and stay focused on than the shoot up
the shoot out is a series of tweets to regular snooker's novel
>>152450785>>152450963You're doing it wrong. This is how you're supposed to watch it. Video games + snooker + /147/.
>>152450979I like his name, and he impressed me by being good. I don't think he did anything in particular; probably a couple of long pots and maybe he waved to the crowd while playing or something.With normal snooker, you can stop watching for 15 minutes and not really miss much a lot of the time. Here, you'd miss an entire match so you can't relax. It's okay for a few hours, but at some point you need to start paying attention again and something in your brain just says no.
>both McGuire and MagillThe absolute United Kingdom of Scotland.Now, the Pride of the Land of Po, my boy Antoni.
>>152450967That was hopeless indeed, but they're also coming up with interesting facts like this one. We can see where the future of snooker lies here, and it's not in China.
WHERE'S THE POCKET KOWALSKI
>>152450770i dont knoowww
>>152450785Should be a two day event really
>>152451180Then players would complain about scheduling (even more)
>Gonealski
Check out J.Pellz at the desk!Also, the guy sat in the middle looks shopped in.
I've been waiting for a while to see Mark Lloyd, because I know someone called Mark Lloyd. It's not the same one.
>>152451180Then you'd either have fewer players, which removes my favourite part of it, or you'd have to put them on two tables, which in my opinion would ruin the atmosphere. You might disagree that it would ruin the atmosphere, but I think getting everyone to cheer an endless crowd of nobodies is what the Snooker-Shoe Tout is all about, and they'd cheer less if there was another table in use at the same time.
my boy all of the lights!
thats it for me todaynot up for any milkins malarkeynight all
>>152451417You're right. I think i've just watched it too much since it began.
>Nestle v Gnelf in the next roundnice
Don't let me down, Kreishh!!!!
>>152451454gday
>>152451702He did not redeem
>Daniel Womersley vs Kayden Brierley>Zack Richardson vs Si Jiahui>Hossein Vafaei vs Haris TahirThe last three matches are indeed ones for the purists. I guess the last one is Iran vs Pakistan which could be exciting.
>>152451818>Womersley vs Brierleyquintessentially Bri'ish
>>152451818>Shorn v Luca (the fatty derby)>Hitman Holt v Action Jackson>Angry Farmer v Wu Jizzy
>>152451921Meant to quote >>152451701
>>152451818>Underdog romps to victory>Underdog stages a late comebackMy plan has worked! I said they'd be shit and they were actually good. I am a genius.
FRIDAY - Snooker Shoot-Out!Round 2 (bo1)>Afternoon session begins at 13:00>Highlighted matches:Ricky Walnut v Liam HighfieldGary Wilson v Florian NestleJulien Leglerg v Michal SzubarczykPang Junxu v Jordan BrownTom Ford v Jimmy RobertsonWu Yize v David Gilbert>Evening session begins at 19:00>Highlighted matches:Jackson Page v Michael HoltZak Surety v Fan ZhengyiIshpreet The Redeemer v Alfie BurdenOliver Brown v Bai Yulu (f)Aaron Hill v Ng On Yee (f)Shaun Murphy v Luca Brecel
>>152452314>Ishpreet The RedeemerI don't get it
>>152452338he redeems the CS:GO skin drop
Michael Holt addresses the controversy of his bullshit victory over Ashley Hugill:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1IVMvMx3Y
>>152448516>Looks like you have your priorities sortedUnfortunately, may Allah have mercy on me, I don't really care that much for the Shoot Out. Would much rather have seen Selbz win the apparent zestfest against Jodd.>Welcome back btw :3Y-you too :3>>152448704...heh>>152451315There they are, all the lads!>>152455073>no Amy>>152452314GWAN MY BOY JORDAN BROWN
GO ON:- KEN- WALNUT- ZHOU- GNELF- NESTLE
>>152451921(the big supper)
>>152456602And Pellew, of course.
gwan ken the men
>>152459644Why is he so crafty?
>>152459699>crafty ken can't craft a winning breakrip
Liam Highfield with your hair like that of a medieval bard
My collection is now out of date
walnut got whipped
>>152459833
GWAN JORDYN JONES
>>152459779
Is Allan Taylor shorn's long lost brother?
shut him up
>>152459907He's like if Jordan Brown was Dominic Dale.
>>152459974
As much as I love my wife Natalia Gradinari, her face always has that "sniffing a fart" expression.
>>152459946>Waiting for the Return of the Gould
>>152460023Don't speak to me or my mother ever again
>>152459974Accurate
pure thrill
gnelfed.com
>>152460042>
>>152460042JUDD GET OFF HER
>>152460145WHERES THE RIGHT HAND GOIN
>>152460145>>152460161
>>152460165>right hand
>>152460190yes, we can see the left but the right is suspiciously out of view.
>>152460206
>Mertens fistbumping a beer lel
They grow up so fast
>>152460035I still believe he can make a run
off to buy a mobility scooter brb lads
>>152460350I have this picture saved from a few years ago.
>>152460035>>152460399if anyone could, Martin Could..
>no work until 29 December or, if everything goes well, even 12 JanuaryShame there are some no snooker days though.GWAN SHAKY BEN>>152459639To be fair, Pellew doesn't need my lousy gwans.>>152459974>>152460145>>152460161Lel.
>>152460399>>152460437It's a matter of when not if
>>152460441>if everything goes well, even 12 JanuaryJust in time to watch the Championship League part two (the second most prestigious event on the calendar)
what a break from moodyman
Bloody hell Stan
Panda Lam is winning this.
>>152460639I thought we'd all be singing Nights In White Satin, but no, there are no Moody Blues after that match!
S T A N
>Stan YuhaoS A V A G E
Leglerg in the Hendonbox
>>152460657heh>>152460688Stanmind
GWAN BLINGHAM
GWAN BIG HAM
Is Bings black?
>>152460775DA
The elusive third boy
Spicy fluke
they have to shut this guy up
Data Baize: Oliver Lines spends an average of 5 hours a day in front of the mirror
>>152460482Can't wait. Reminder that the current Championship League champions are Selby (invitational) and Maguire (ranking).>>152460657>>152460688Kek.
>>152460805The Third Boy starring Oli Welles
could I *BE* any more of a choker?
GWAN NOPPO
The Benz has broken down and needs baizeside assistance
GWAN JORDAN
>>152460416Lmao
>>152461023>not gwanning the YCPyou've changed
>take off your shoes and socks or the girl dies
>>152461023F
>>152451062Fuck, Ross the Boss is our last hope
>>152461061I don't gwan random YCPs against my boys.>>152461087And this was the last we've seen of him this year.>>152461096>Ross the Boss is our last hopeRequiescat in pachinko.
I know they want to have a woman pundit but still I can't believe Reanne gets paid to talk this drivel by such a prestigious sports broadcaster.
>>152461146should hire Tabby instead
>>152461146They must do it to troll Mark Allen. How good is Mink's English? I don't think she's playing in this, so she must be free to offer comments on whether or not Iulian Boiko is any good.
>>152461146It's her voice mostly.
>Snooker in the roundTo zest, or not to zest, that is the question.
>>152461230poor Yorick
For me, it's how they come down the stairs together, then they have to separate and enter from different sides, but when the match ends, they both have to go out the same way. So many players have got this wrong, and I can't blame them at all.
>>152461246That's not Yorick; Selby just zested Judd Trump too much.
B O I
>Willy Wonka turns on TNT Sports>sees one of his Oompa Loompa's competing in the Shppt-Put
P L A N T
I haven't been able to watch anything before now. What have the highlights been, lads?
>>152461246I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
>we got the fridge STACKED
>>152461344Stan Moody is the bees knees. He is going to win the whole thing
>>152461368Lovely. GWAN STANLEY
Audience getting a little too fucking annoying rn>>152461344Yize made a nice 141, Selt got ragebaited into conceding when someone told him to watch the in-off and he went in-off
>>152461344The biggest one was Michael Holt versus Ashley Hugill. Hugill was maybe five points up with about 30 seconds left, so he deliberately dawdled on a safety shot to run the clock down. You're supposed to get the beeps with five seconds left on the shot clock, but whoever was in charge of that fucked it up and they didn't start till he only had two seconds left. He ran out of time, so it was a foul and Michael Holt got ball-in-hand. Ashley Hugill didn't understand why it was a foul, Michael Holt just picked up the cueball and ran off with it, he potted a couple more balls to take the win just as the frame ended, everyone was very confused, there was huge drama, the bosses got involved, and everyone booed.Bai Yulu vs Ellise Scott was a good match, and Stan Moody's second-round match earlier was pretty incredible too. Quite a few matches have been exciting, to be honest.
>>152461388>Audience getting a little too fucking annoying rnAs someone who does not enjoy animal noises, I am inclined to agree.>>152461366>with shitloads of day-old leftovers; how delightful
>>152461388>Audience getting a little too fucking annoying rnA high pitched rendition of who let the dogs out was enough to make even me mute Anus McManlet's commentary.
>>152461344this is the highlight of the tournament so far:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k84FIMJbwWA
>>152461413I had no idea snooker was so popular among the winged monkeys from The Wizard of Oz.
>lossein
>>152461429I posted this as a joke, but the sounds really are identical:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NneL4TfgUa4
Was Robbie's family killed by the revolutionary guard or something, quite rude it seems to me
Very, very nawty
>>152461429If my mate did this at the shoot out for the entire frame I would put strychnine in his pint
>>152461450I was looking up the winged monkeys on YouTube so I missed it. What happened?
gwan yeezy gwan farmer
This would've never happened under Bazza
>>152461459Lossein Vafail offered the handshake at 1 min left and got ignored, Robbie potted one more ball, and then stood looking at the clock with cue in hand until his shot timed out for some reason, and then left the arena
>Grave Dilbert
>>152461450But he wanted to carry on, surely it's his right and Hoss should have waited? What am I missing?
>who's beating gilbert gape
>>152461479It just seemed odd to refuse it, and then just wait out the clock on your shot without playing or finishing the 10min timer
2 reds 2 blacks
I feel more kinship with the YCP than the British old guard/audience. If you are ugly and fat and bald and old, I don't care that we have the same passport and both go to spoons. As a twink I stand with Yize
Jizzy ;_;
>England's Brave Hugh Whizzer
SO close Yeezus so close
PLOWED
>Lou Wise
>>152461478kek>>152459639>
has anyone ever won the WC with a mullet?
>All the players in the crowd with pints of beerDo you think it's them barking like dogs and hooting like chimpanzees?
>>152461589
>>152461607Everyone who has fewer pints than me is a lame bitch, everyone who has more pints than me is an annoying loud cunt, everyone who has the same number pints as me ... is cool
>>152461607it's Shorn and Luca backstage.
>>152461643Shawn Murphy has never listened to a song in his whole life and Luca has never watched anyone else play snooker
>>152461631>Yeezy is Hendry come againwoah...
>>152461448For me, it was the wheelers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM0RFE3QGAU
>>152461631Wu is following his footsteps
>>152461667>tfw no room full of screaming severed heads in an abandoned palaceKids today don't know they're born
>>152461759kids films are way too scary
>>152462036I think kids are just much harder to scare than adults. Remember Pinocchio? I loved that as a child. The enslaved children being turned into abused donkeys was totally fine when I was three.
gwan the smug hitman
>the Shitman
>>152462355I remember, I loved this film but I was also afraid of it.
Playing snooker tomorrow morning. Excited. Might even have a few beers afterwards
“First and only ever Hungarian professional”What does he know that we don’t
>>152462838I’m always fascinated by people who end up being good at a sport that their country doesn’t have any sort of presence or success in. How do you end up doing that? Must be wild
Revesz mah nibba
>>152462835>he doesn't despise beerSorry but you aren't allowed to join the Judd club
>>152462835Same but I’m having two pints during the sesh so that on average you’re having one two. On the house>>152462858Snooker especially, how many clubs can there even be in countries which don’t play? It’s hard enough in the UK
does this all end tomorrow? or is it sunday?
>Kayden v KaylanThe winner plays against Kyren.
>>152463044Tomorrow night
I have a feeling I'm not going to like this midsyull guy...
>>152463049Current Kyren would probably lose that as well
What is this cunt Mann doing?
>>152463211winning, it looks like
>>152463211Let him be, this event is the highlight of his season.
>>152463230He got to a QF a few events back, so probably not.
>>152463247Shoot-Out Round 1 > British Open QF
>>152463295factual statement
Based Stephen Lee regen
BOOOOOORIN'
In awe of the size of him
>"Lethal" EthanSo he kills his opponents? Perhaps devours them?
No more weight remarks /147/. They're hurtful, and they're destructive.
That fatty has big ‘sits in his front room that has a computer in the corner with headphones on playing cod4 while his mum makes spaghetti with ketchup’. Do you know what I mean?
Anyone got bingo yet?
>>152463563>no goths >no poom >no devlin>no gould>no hajatAlmost all of them, yeah.
Slessor looks like a Thomas the tank engine character when he's down on a shot
Amir my dude, time to shave it off.
>>152463724The both of them need to
>>152463739Lovely little hair island on Sahil though
>>152463724He should stay strong and keep his low resolution hairdo
I would never let my kid this close to Jimmy White.
bloody Shoot-Out has me liking Die Slessor
HE HAS NO STYLEHE HAS NO GRACE>>152463860I've warmed up to him lately. He does seethe (bad) often, but aside from that, he seems like a good guy. And he's a friend of Gnelf's. Gary's friends are my friends. Apparently, they come from the same forest.
>McManus will never call you 'big guy'why even live
Could tell he was a try hard cunt. >But oh he’s based chungas.
>calling Shorn v Luca a 'heavyweight clash'based Hendon
>Fan, oneSounds nice.>>152464028Oof.
fan: the coolest looking ycp
>>152464092>not Yizzy
>>152464124haha, but i just really like how understated fan seems to look
>>152464124Trvth nvke borderline would
Almost time for Are Girls
>Ross "the YCP euthanizer" Muirsome of these nicknames are going too far
GO ON BAIthenGO ON NGthenGO ON GAOand finally:GO DOWN THE ROOF>>152464367The Terracotta Army is innumerable. If they can't beat him, they can wait until he dies of old age.
>>152464337>b2b girl matches
IT STARTS
And Bai already destroyed him once.
She's just happy to be there, bless her
>>152464367Lel
Oliver "not Simon Blackwell" Brown
Also Scotland forever
all the ycps sitting together
Can't help but notice that Bai was destroyed.
YoungIrishProspectbros...
Hnnng On Yee: IN!
>>152464666deviltrips confirm she'll win the tournament
>>152464666Where are the chips
>Staniel vs Ng
we're all #TeamPretzel for the next one, right?
>>152464675Imagine if she won a ranking tournament before jegg!
>>152464737I'm Team Blokken
brezn'd
>>152464894Good matches, for the most part.
>>152464738I'm struggling to imagine this desu>>152464894kek, they must be really desperate to stop Ng from winning it if they're making her face Moodygoat next
>>152464894I'm praying that we get a proper meme winner (Ethan Llewellyn specifically), makes the CoC seem extra prestigious.
>>152464894ON YEE GO YA SEXY LITTLE SPECCY TART
>>152464770Occasional Belgian flag poster here. Blokken is shit. You answer one question, you get a Tetris piece, then everyone has to sit and watch you place it. I can’t explain it but it’s absolutely awful to watch. There aren’t enough questions for a good quiz, and the Tetris component moves too slowly for that to be fun either. The presenter, Ben Crabbé, is a tool too.
>>152464577It would seem so to an untrained eye, wouldn't it? But Shoot Out isn't about tryharding and winning, it's about fun and Bai had more fun, therefore she won, by a lot.And she was cute, so you could say she even whitewashed him.>>152464738>>152464988It really ruined everything.
Lethal Ethan all the way
>>152468959>amateur wins ranking eventDo they get an automatic tour card, or am I misremembering?
>>152468959I want him to wreck midsyull menn
>>152468959Him vs Steven Wardropper will be the heavyweight clashes of the future
>>152469648>wreck midsyull menn
gwan Stan gwan Ng
GWANG
Cue action to DIE for
>one tactic is to pot all the ballsyeah cheers Neal
She clearly had more fun, making her the winner.
>MoodyWinsLol
On Yee bros..
GWAN ROSS "THE GLOVE" STENHOUSE MUIR
Kubol pots the kubol
>Angles and Fouldsy on comms
https://freestreams-live1.pk/eurospo1uk/
Llewellyn (a) is gonna eat Day for lunch
>>152470304
>>152470401and Northern Irish
>>152470464and Welsh, as this afternoon will prove.
Business idea: you don't have to have a foot on the floor when playing a shot in the shpptput
>>152470517Unfair advantage for the handful of players who can levitate
Henry Kissinger: MENTIONED
*sad Gnelf noises*
a goblin watching a gnelf
>>152470637>brother...
>>152470477Just write off the British Isles, a Belgian is winning this.
>Page will sing Ed Sheeran if he wins
>>152470551This is actually slowed down 100 times. Normally it takes about 0.3 seconds for him to do that.
Someone that isn't a tourist please make a new tread
Revesz bros...
>>152471024Revesz is going backwards :)
>Ethan Llewelyn isn't Welshwtf
>>152470942Kinda shit but whatever>>152471104>>152471050heh
>>152471180I miss this lil goblin like you wouldn't believe
ハコ
TL note: ハコ means Hako.
