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F L A M E SLAMES
Jackets!
Jackies win!
Our penguins (:
>wongs' ears bleeding
>>152306866SUCKUCK
>>152306843Matt Duchene has been day-to-day for seven and a half weeks. He travels with the team, he skates at some of the practices, yet he cannot play. Glen said what they’re waiting for is him to be able to stack a few good days on top of eachother but he’s not there yet. What do you think is wrong with him?
>>152306843my dabres! :)
>>152306843OMG THANK YOU
Refs have it for the hawks once again
>xeattleYeah, they aren't making the playoffs.
>rolls into thread
>>152306947They are rapists after all
>>152306887YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT WIN! FUCK YOU!
>>152306920torn bussy
>>152306973Cope (:
>>152306993It was an upper body injury. That’s what’s interesting they outright said it wasn’t a concussion early on but now idk.
>>152307009Turn off the VPN, Toronto fag.
>>152307020they cant just admit his bussy is torn
>3 starters injured>beat avs by 3Plan the parade
Panthers' season is going roughly how I predicted so far>start out surprisingly strong, running on adrenaline>begin to fade as the days tick byyou are here>tkachuk returns and they stablize>olympic break gives them a chance to regroup>barkov comes back and they go into the playoffs strong
>>152306973The call wasn't deserved, but neither was the obvious flop -> PP goalSo it's all even, win deserved
>>152307082thank you gary
>I had to ask Jon Cooper about the call to overturn the game-tying goal due to a “hand pass” by Brandon HagelCoop calls the decision “laughable” & takes umbrage with someone who “isn’t even in Florida” making that call & not one of the four officials on the ice #GoBolts #NHL
>>152307144You're welcome
>>152307040Retard
>>152307121Ok...but you're using a proxy, so argument disregard.
>>152307062that is not where the bussy is located
Which is goated >Christmas (baby please come home)>Jingle Bell Rock>Silver Bells>Chipmunk Song (Santa don’t be late>Winter Wonderland>We Three Kings of Orient Are
I'm dreaming of a woke Christmas
wild savages
Soooo what happened tonight?
What kind of cookies do you think Gary bakes for Santa?
Lol these fucking referees man. Just fall to the ice and it’s a penalty
>>152307204I just found out that Jingle Bells actually has 4 verses so I'm voting for that
Question for anybody watching Hawks/Kings. If the puck had somehow bounced into the Kings goal there would it still be a goal? Or would the delay penalty negate it?
>>152307225flu
>>152307174Ponto um, você é canadense cara...Sou gringo mas moro aqui, os penguinos ganharam, ponto final
>>152307228>do you think Gary bakes for Santa
>>152307228What if Gary IS Santa?
>>152307233well yeah when you have a league with teams in florida, texas california etc how is it supposed to not slowly turn into soccer? hockey was never for you
>>152307240I'm not watching but if it's just a delayed penalty it's a good goal, it happens about once every year or twohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PYrkvAWpk
>>152307144Your team is shit and run by a retard.
auston matthews walks into a bar and orders two beers. "would you like another?" the bartender says. "no thanks, I never make it to round 3".
>>152307300Just like my Islanders :)
Ok that one was actually legit
>>152307240It's a relatively common occurrencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2EgcBJG9uEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pm9xHpVmx5U
>>152307082Not happening. Florida has way too many injuries.
>>152307316wow /hoc/ still spamming this unfunny joke
Ok, I'll admit the bolts pp was dogshit, but that call was still bs.They could've done better at that end.
Imagine your hockey career ends because an obese rangers player built like Tammy Slaton fell on your leg. Sickening.
>>152307300those are my stanley cup winning panthers
Imagine your military career ends because you lost to a burrito. Hilarious l.
>>152307566hahawhat a raped bitch
>>152307263I've never seen them in the same place
>>152307658Right? The refs are literally his Christmas elves.
Clattenberg got de-eyed
>>152307444shut the fuck up stephen
WE WANT TENWE WANT TEN
>>152307914Hope he's alright. Eye shit weirds me out.
>>152307983you'll probably get it, still have another minor to play out
Attaboy Bedsy
>>152307860cornato?! it's a fuckin nickname! real name is coronato!
>>152307989Yeah, it's one of the body parts that I find gore to be a no-go
bud won
Mcdavid enters his second prime thanks to lauren kyle's musty panties
>>152308052I went to school with a kid named Galen Butts. Anything is possible.
>>152308052so is fartnado
>>152307978>Hurrrr durrrr Le just like my IslandersWhen the raped faggot posts AI slop of the "meme", it is officially dead
TOMORROW IS FRIDAY :D https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>152308151shut your fat mouth bud
WE WANT TENWE WANT TENWE WANT TENWE WANT TEN
>>152308151just like my islanders :\
tomorrow is bud1328
Leave it to the kraken to give the oilers hope. Fuck you Seattle
Mackinnon who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34sqrLWF_tQ
Draisaitl has 34 points against Seattle in his career. The next closest non-Oiler (Fiala) has 18
>>152308151Just like my Islanders :^)
>>152308260Hey, they're just being set up for the post-season disappointment. It's up to actual good teams to finish the job in the playoffs.
im soopah happy that my flames are winning. best team in not just alberta but of all teams everywhere
my krakkies are shit and run by a retard :(
>>152308389this swede is all fax no printer
>>152308426damn straight and don't you forget it
>>152308445fr
>>152308170Thank God
Huomenta but the opposite
The Canucks are now in last place.and to think, this is all because of some angry fans at the pumpkin patch
leave it to the oilers the blow the easiest 10 goal game of the seasonthis is a bad omen
Oilers should have challenged that goal.
>>152308602Anon I think trading away one of your most loyal players for a bottom 6 guy, a mediocre bottom 6 prospect and a 1st is why
>>152308631oilers are challenged
>>152308621>leave it to the oilers the blowDO NOT REDEEM
I'm just happy it wasn't a shutout again. 4 goals is a lot for this team.
It’s chaos in Los Angeles! What a sequence kek
lmao Krakens should have challenged that first goal
>>152308668naw, it was on sides
>>152308635Yep, JT Miller loved Vancouver, and look what they did to him.
surely the hawks can hold on and win this onesurely
>>152308700>winreminds me of what bud did
>>152308635It's actually because they didn't get rid of Miller soon enough. If they had turfed him instead of Horvat they would be decent still
>>152308724lol you dont know puck
>>152308737>dont know puckreminds me of trb thinking playoff goals count towards regular season records
>>152308724They still couldn't give up miller because of the contract.
>>152308635they could have drafted somebody like mitchkov if they didnt decide to fire boudreau and go 16-3-2 down the stretch after the team was eliminated from playoff contention.
>>152308787>after the team was eliminated from playoff contentionreminds me of 04/17/22
Mein Blaus :(
>>152308787False hope of a wild card is enticing to ownerships than an outright bad team
How THE FUCK? Lol losing to the LAMES???What is their problem KEK
>>152308782Miller's NMC didn't kick in until July 2023. They traded Horvat before that.
Quinn Hughes is probably sick of all the pajeets
Oilers masterclass just robbed sam benett of an olympic spot.
Happy Birthday
>>152308925SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE TAKES BIG OL' DICKS RIGHT UP HER BOTTOM AROUND THE AREA WHERE HER BUTT IS
Remember the St Lous Blues in December of 2019? Last in the NHL. They went on to win the cup. I see no reason why my Canucks couldn't do the same.
>>152308758true that guy is a retard
caps have the second best goal diff in the league
>>152308980St. Louis was a trendy offseason pick to win the cup. Hongcouver was not
>>152308980>no reason false. here's your reason
>>152309002Gary was the belligerent pumpkin patch man
>>152309016
The Flames are quietly turning into one of the best teams in the league
>>152308999Maybe not to win the cup, but every talking head in the media had the Canucks getting in the playoffs.
worked all day bro's how were the game's
>>152309105Great our penguins won (:
>>152309105The good guys won tonight.
>>152309138>>152309131glad to hear
Go back to Rockford dickhead
>>152309053I wish I was on the drugs you're using
>>152309138this
Bedard pls score again
120 point player if he was on any other team. kings management is pure terrorism
>>152308635Chytil will come back soon he's making progress
>>152309409I hope he gets his revenge on Tom Wilson one day. Gutless hit that completely derailed the Canucks season.
>>152309418>Noooo, you can't legally check Chytil because he's a soft little baby bitch poopy diaper pussy
HAWKS WIN! SHOVE YOUR REFPUCK UP YOUR ASSGg kongs
>>152309457Every Hawks game you've commented on has apparently been refs versus your precious Betard.Shut up.
>>152309458HAWKS WIN, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME REFSCUM!
>>152307072
mammoth fucking lost again
just saw the kesler info what a creep bros
>>152309346why don't you shut the fuck up and let someone with a brain talk? smokes let's go
>>152309566you don't even smoke zoomer
>>152309566yeah suck the cigarette like you suck cock good boy
>>152309289good guys typically aren't pedos
I for one think that you shouldn't be allowed to post on /hoc/ unless you prove you're white.
>>152309695hockey is for everyone
so leave then
>>152307233Barzal got called for a trip when an av stepped on the puck
*starts blasting jamiroquai*
>>152309843
Panthers could use someone like Barkov and Luostarinen
>>152309843>>152309873
bruce there he goes
>>152310006Freddy G's only goal so far this season
>>152310029Yep, I heard that during the highlights. Nice goal to be your first for the season, even though it came in a loss.
>>152310095I'm pretty sure he's also 100% in the shootout. He's got some hands.
I sometimes can't help but call the Oilers the "Olivers"
>only 5 points between 1st and last in the meteo
>>152310180with only one "L" in the name?
>>152309513>The alleged victim is now 17 and was a friend of Kesler’s eldest daughter.>During more than two hours on the stand, she told the court that, after falling asleep on a couch next to Kesler in the hours following a New Year’s Eve party at his home, she awoke to find his foot rubbing her crotch and her foot touching his erect penis over a pair of shorts.>Kesler’s attorneys argued, among other things, that inconsistencies in the accuser’s recounting of the night to law enforcement and a local children’s advocacy center should’ve stopped the case from going to trial.I wonder if Bieksa takes Kesler's side in this. Right before Bieksa was hired by Sportsnet he had a shitty podcast with Kesler and they seemed to be best buds
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
Krak is… shit???
>>152310748and run by retards
knights play today
>>152310770is shart starting again?
>>152310791tbd
>>152310764Side deals
>>152306843
>>152310796i wish him well regardless
>>152310194Make divisional games more important
>>152311012True we need more heated rivalries
>>152310764kwab (your gimmick)
>>152311012I like it. 3 points for a win instead of 2
KWAB
>>152311076at least there's 1
>>152310342Only a North American wears shorts at a New Year's Eve party at his own home.
>>152311289Ive been watching a bunch of 1993 WWF and everytime HBK comes to tge ring fornan interview the crowd chants "Shawn is gay! Shawn is gay!!
MY jackies
>>152311509you will never be ted
Wrestlefags OUT
the wrestlest hours of the night
>>152311697much like when mitch won
>>152311366lmao his gimmick literally was he was a gay stripper and he had a bodyguard named Diesel
Oilers are back. They are going to the finals again but who will they being playing against?
>>152312565islanders
where is hewe need him
the rumours of the leafs demise have been greatly exaggerated (mostly by me)
good morning. shorks/stors is THE game tonight
>>152313218two of those dumb sluts did the same move
good morning this post is dedicated to the Excellence of Execution Bret The Hitman Hart
bed: madecofe: sippedroy: dumped in short go flames
>baldsyIf he doesn’t make the Olympic team now he won’t have any hair by the next one. I can’t help but wonder if this gets factored into the decision.
>>152313446marner status?
>>152313463elite knights boy
anyone here had dealings with hockeyauthentic? got an early christmas gift for myself from there but havent heard anything since i placed my order
there is always sadness in his eyes. staying in vancouver being harrassed by jeets and playing on a shit team isnt helping him
>>152313510he bears the trauma of 6,000,000 anon
>>152313464so shit
>>152313453wow. that widow's peak is horrendous.awful.
Speaking of marners mine was violent today
>>152313503Yeah they’re good but their turnaround time is slower during the holidays because they’re swamped.
Gary should tell the Olympics that the NHL players will not play in Italy. the Olympics hockey event will now be in Florida the state of hockey
>>152313533something a nic roy fan with an unmade bed would say
>>152313569gary should activate the samson protocol and kill every last human on the planet erf. WITH the exception of my Nuckies and his Islanders, who will play eachother forever infinitum!
big games tonight bros
The Olympics will happen. All the will they or won’t they is just a style of marketing. You make the consumer beg for the product by threatening to take it off the table.
>>152313600Thank you Gary
>>152313598Source?
>>152313707Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>152313600/hoc/ should send a team
>>152313768my best sport is basketball
McDavid is now second in points
>>152313768
>>152313740Bot detected
>>152313805Holy elite
>>152313768>>152313805based. im takin a run at an eyetalian
>>152313805Oh hell yes
>>152313740>1980
>>152313790And how many cups does he have?
i made the team :)
if mackinnon wins the lee this year, is he officially better than mcdavid?
Canada to start finalizing Olympic roster, zero in on last bubble spots: Catching up with Doug ArmstrongLeBrun has a new article after another conversation he had with Armstrong regarding team Canada.- Team Canada's management group plus DeBoer will have three days of meetings Sunday through Tuesday, and after Tuesday they expect to have ~70% of the team finalized.- Armstrong again emphasizes they are going for a competitive team, not an all star team, and are considering what type of team the coaches want- LeBrun thinks that there are 2 or 3 spots open from the four nations roster, including the extra forward spot.- LeBrun thinks that Konecny will likely get swapped out for Wilson- LeBrun says that the forwards in the conversation who were not at the four nations are: Celebrini, Horvat, Wilson, Suzuki, Johnston, Scheifele, and BedardLeBrun did not say this but once again reading between the lines it looks like it will be the same defence from the four nations. LeBrun did not mention defencemen at all.
Is this a good fit or no?
>>152313909>1980
>>152313909>barely win with 4nations roster >run the same roster back for the Olympics It’s like Canada doesn’t want to win.
>>152313824Your team is shit and run by a retard.
knights play toknight but I'll prolly watch smackdown
wrestlefags OUT
E-God board I'm afraid
>>152313963nice dress, sweetheart
>>152313909Denmark is licking their chops rn
>my Ovi doesn't get to disappoint at the Olympics one last timefake and gay tournament
>>152314024im going to watch the knights/debbies game and then tune into LEMME JOB TO YA
>>152314058Y E A HEAH
>>152313335mon 'tit bret un vraiment chez nous
>wake up>Oilsies raped the KrakheadsIt's a good day
>>152314013>1980
>>152313503>>152313963incredible turnaround time
>kraken get pummeled and just roll over and dieif you're going to be shit at least be entertaining and goon it up
>>152307082They really not to get it together if they want to make playoffs. They’re lost out there
i enjoyed watching the snes lose last night
>>152307204For me, it’s all I want for Christmas is you
>>152307225Someone ate a carb
Shut the fuck up chambers
So are Stars elite or are the Avalanche frauds?
STORS
>>152314476me in the glasses
>>152314379>laffs
>>152314476i really don't see what changed with this teami unfortunately think the oilers are just going to shit on them for a third year in the row
>>152314476>beating up shit teams makes you goodno
>>152314508>me when I’m lying and coping and rage baiting. Unfortunately it just won’t work on me this year.
>>152307228He makes his interns bake gingerbread
winter classic last night in le qlooks cold afhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKgFzQ2hHZI
>>152314534yet you responded to the bait in earnest
>>152314607I am just letting you know that I know that you know what you’re doing. And I know about it.
>>152314644i didnt post the bait you responded to
im saving my best posts for after puck drop
>>152314691teaser?
20 days until Christmas :D I’m asking Santa to pass my exam and for my team to draft high
>>152314823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAkMkVFwAoo
>>152314476More the latter. Colorado will be exposed hard during the playoffs
>>152314766your going to find out why exactly the chicken crossed the road
>>152314850noticing just now that the link URL almost ends with "Awoo"
>humiliate montréal and québec>get humiliated by patty wahtrés basé
Levshunov or Schaefer?
who did canada draw in soccer bros?
>>152313218why dont any of them have tits?
>>152315210or asses
>>152315213>Texas>Everything is bigger there>Hoes with no tits or assesAmerica is built on lies
good morning /hoc/ my dabres play the >jest today :)
>>152315224maybe dallas is bizarro texasa significant number of blacks live there
>>152313218The flyers got in trouble because they were freezing their ice girls
>>152315198we'll know in 35 bings
>>152315315im so excited, i only watch soccer when its team canada. I hope we draw america so we can kick there ass in yet another international sport showcase
>>152313896He already is. McDavid has been solidified as a bust
>>152315352can't be in the same group
no spoilers, but (You) are the answer for today's wordle hehe
>>152315399retard is not pc
>>152315399>>152315425oh, i get it
>>152313896Only if he gets the Conn Smythe. If Makar or god forbid someone else gets it then he's maximum fraud
>>152313805I didn't make the team :(
>>152315520you had plenty of time to lose the weight, anon
3-2-1 point systemTies brought backNo shootouts60 game seasonsNo West coast/East coast swing tripsPrioritizing divisional/conference games1v8 playoff formatSeason starts in September
virgin is 6 letters too... what could it be....
>>152315507Him and Crosby are dominating zoomers
>>152314476The best jersey deserves the cup.
>>152315547diesal
>>152315546you forgotretract league to 24 teams otherwise a solid list
KEK
>>152315548Why do you fags care about "muh boomer vs zoomer" shit so much
>>152315583t. weak zoomer
>>152315583cope, zoomer
>>152315538Thanks. I need to do my cardio and sauna every day
im an unabashed millennial supremacist and idgaf if CSIS sees this post
>>152315576>>152315546Too based to occur
>>152315579So much for an exciting season
samir wins a lot
Jim Hiller pack your shit
>>152315665NHL coaching still is stuck in "just rehire this guy bro"
>>152315583Because /hoc/ is a 30+ general that fears no longer being cool
>>152315674yeah why would you hire a guy who takes every team he coaches to the at least the conference finals when you could hire some nobody from the minor leagues instead? I swear to god how some of you even are able to log on to the internet is a mystery to me
>>152315674Three straight coaches who can't beat the oilels in a playoff seriesNice one kangz
>>152315657you do pretty well for yourself too dom
>>152315695"Just trust me bro he is a cancer and destroys a team from the inside but that conference final run will always hit like crack"
ill be cool 'til the day i die
>>152315597>>152315604Lol. This is projection. You old fucks are dying out and fear this general getting overtaken by the youth.
>>152315546Retard
>>152315240Dallas was officially branded as “the city of hate” after the JFK assassination
>>152315597Next year I’ll bench 3pl8 >:(
>>152315727are you under the impression that coaches are supposed to have 20 year runs or something? "Yeah the guy takes my team to places we are trying to go but his methods mean he only lasts for a couple of years and the point of a coach is to be employed for a long time not take my team to the places we are trying to go in the short term"
>>152315744remember the time BLM shot like 10 cops in an ambush in Texas? nobody talks about that.
>>152315808How willing are you to keep mortgaging an already short term future for a run that may or may not destroy everything? LA has to be desperate to hide DeBoer, especially after his falling out in Dallas
>>152315699the coach isnt on the ice
>>152315855As long as DeBoer instructs his team not to hit at all in the playoffs he’ll never climb over that wall. It’s such a retarded coaching decision.
>>152315665Sounds like the kangz are missing playoffs
>>152315855Yeah, Dallas looks permanently damaged to me, how will they ever recover from Deboer? Oh wait thats a fucking retarded take, sorry.
im here to calm the fighting down on hoc
>>152316039Hot
>>152316039
>>152315674NHL coaching is a game of musical chairs. Teams should consider new blood from Europe
Tick tock Sharkies.
>>152315736Face it you’re an unc. Bedard thinks you’re lame
>>152316349Harley might be back soon. Him and Nils were skating at practice today
My broons won :) Binnington lost :) Monty lost :)
Exciting night of collage hockey tonight
>>152316039Why does his foot look so long?
>>152316879True that. Hobart Plays Oswego
if you guys aren't watching the world cup draw right now, you're missing out on amazing tv
>>152316554Congrats on winning game 28 7 years later
>>152317104I do not care for fifa.
>>152317104which teams are playing?
>>152317104the guy writing the sportsnet liveblog had a little melty because Trump won the peace prize kek
>>152317104How come Gary never gave out any peace prizes?
>>152317295the funniest thing ive seen in a long time
>>152317295Soccer fags ignored the past 4 world cups being hosted in literal shithole countries but flip the fuck out over trump
>>152315546Instead of shootouts, they should prevent ties by having each team nominate a player to go through a Gauntlet Challenge independently. Shoot three pucks through a blocker with holes barely bigger than the puck itself. Slalom up and down the rink between obstacles three times in a row, then stop from full speed directly in the center of one of one of the face-off circles.Whichever team can field a player who can do all of that the fastest should be assumed to be the better team that deserves the win. It would be much faster, more dramatic, and it would be way more fun to watch in person. You just know the teams, venues and broadcasters would be drooling at the opportunity to sell sponsorship rights so we'd have the Dunkin' Donuts Tiebreaker Gauntlet Presented By Vulture & Shithead.
>>152317301Gary is the cause of the Canada VS The Southern Confederated States war on hoc
>>152317424no bro they should just have two guys fight at center ice to decide tiesthere i solved the ratings issues youre welcome
>>152317104ok journo, buy an ad
The game should be more like a Magic The Gathering game where the coaches draw and play cards. For example, a refpuck card that negates a scored goal, "too many men" card that allows you to play with 6 men for 2 minutes or a card that forces two players to fight
>>152317467they should have team mascots fight at centre ice
>>152316939im 6'5
>>152315891*challenges a clean goal*
>>152317104Does Canada play soccer?
Our Sennies :(
>>152318558>soccerYour president refers to it as football and believes the other thing should be called something else.
>>152317104The only corrupt league I support is the NHL
>>152318763The NHL isn't corrupt
>>152318558our imports do
>>152318763delete this before gare sees
>>152318807Do indians play soccer?
>>152318848Looks like it was too late >>152318796
>>152318856We import Caribbean's to play soccer
>>152317408I don't think this is a fair representation of the diverse views of a large, heterogeneous group of people. Surprised to see something like that on /hoc/
>>152315224go down to san antonio and say that again
>>152319072Soccer fags ignored the slave labor, constant gouging of prices for fans, bashing of even the most basic human rights but God fucking forbid that 79 year old president do something. Not like soccer is a corrupt game
>3 points separate 3rd from 11th in the NHL
wordle in 4 barely got connections
John Felix Anthony Cena is on the Joe Rogan Experience
>>152320107didnt ask
>he still listens to Rogan in 2026 - 1Absolutely braindead
>>152320618>>[]
>>152316879Can’t wait to watch uvm vs bu
>>152319818took me six (6) guesses to get wordle today
>>152320618I'm listening to John Cena
>>152320618Almost as bad as watching wrestlefaggotry
Laughing my ass off Gretzky can pronounce any country names right even Jordan
>>152319736Thank you Gary
>>152321374based boomer still listening to bill simmons
>>he still listens to Rogan in 2026 - 1<Reddit space>Absolutely braindead
What are the implications of Jack Hughes and Tate McRae dating?
>>152322210Teen girls start buying devils jerseys
>>152311553you'll never have the JACKIES
>>152313963ah yes the 4chan facial hair
was gretzky always illiterate?
I like the Jackies
>>152322210you can take the girl out of Alberta but...
>>152322438Alcohol destroyed his brain cells
>>152321264LOL GET IT RAPED FAGGOT POSTS THE STUPID ISLANDERS MEME
>>152322449OUR jackies
for me its Good King Wenceslas
>>152322537Cheer up, Budley von Budlington>Maybe kiss your doll and go for a train ride...
>>152322545Patrician
>>152322581remember when you lost to bud
when can we agree that the 2022 NHL draft is one of the worst in recent memory?
>>152322751>May 5, 2022that was bud13
>>152322751who in tf is shane wright
>>152322751Yeah
>>152317626henlo /tg/!
>>152317626>I pull Pot of Greed and put all my players on the ice
What would a Gary card do?
>>152322494that is what it takes to become american
>>152323040Jen
>>152323068>everyone who sees the card being pulled must forfeit credit for a jersey
>>152323068Forces you to buy the newest reverse retro jersey without a discount code
I hate these fags
>>152323068Summons a bunch of intern tokens
>>152323306They look sick
>>152323306I wish I had frens like that
Congrats to beard, Celebrini, and Carlson for unbusting themselves. Fantilli still has ways to go.
>>152322751it's like 1999 without the Sedins
Hi /hoc/!
>>152323532Bust
>>152322829Some loser who played for Coachella
>>152323480...who called any of them busts
>>152323480how many cups between those guys?
>>152323677Stephen
>>152323694Fantilli will get one this year
>>1523236942 I think
>>1523236941McDavid 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 and Celebrini.
>>152323713As a Dallas Star :)
>>152323823>no milly teamkwab
aew got canceled kwab
>>152323713Retard
>>152323910Sad
is it a penalty to beat off in the penalty box?
>>152324151Nobody’s ever been that bold
>entire board is unusable because of soccer faggotry
Every Friday I get happy about the week being over and every Friday Gary spoils my mood by scheduling shit games exclusively.
>>152324436I feel like the games are quite intriguing today. Personally, I can't wait for Gary to drop the puck for the Sabres and Jets, and then finish off a great night with the Canucks and Mammoth.
>>152324436Sharks/Stars is gonna be a banger
>>152324460Agreed
>>152324434why are they trying so hard to get us to watch povertyflop?
>>152324460Always is.
>>152324578money
LOL the great one is border line retarded.
ordered a big italian hoagie go knights go flames go copey go stephen go islanders
>>152324779bud won
>>152324773stfu libtard
>>152324779Boycott Italian food since they can’t even build a proper stadium
>>152315674Half the league have coaches on their first NHL head coaching job.
>>152324856>headreminds me of what trb gave bud
>>152324434This/hoc/ will never watch this low ethic sport.
WAGING IS OVER :DDD
O_O>puuuck
>>152324434>>entire board is unusable because of soccer faggotryWell, /hoc/ has the queers queering off constantly, so...
>>152325081>queering off
>>152325008>5 shit games>10 shit teamsIt's a good night to wage
pack it in boys, nhl players don't actually care that the arena is 98.125% the size of what it should have been
my nuckies could beat this team
>>152325081raped bitch
budlymp1cs
>>152325142True, but now Bedard won't get picked and Wilson will
[Breaking news] NHL players will no longer be playing in Milan. NHLPA unhappy with decision.
>>152325292thank you gary
Imagine paying this much to watch a hockey game while sitting 2 kilometers away. Thank you Gary.
>>152325284well canada is going to need somebody to take out team usa's goaltending
>trb got rapedkek
everybody go read mckenna's diary that he definitely wrote
>>152325298There are no good tickets when you look at this. Section 8 and 21 maybe.
>>152324434>the easy country to pronounce >still fucks it uplol
>>152325298A pair of Gary Goggles with 1.5x magnification will do you a world of good (on sale at Gary.com)
>>152325432The rink should be like pic related.
>>152325418americans, when will they learn
WAGFKY
ouch!
I hate windstorms
Give me one good reason Dallas shouldn’t trade away Mavrik Bourque this season
>>152325571Impossible to smoke a bowl
Edmonton Soilers fans asked if they would rather win a Stan Lee or the Olympicshttps://www.reddit.com/r/EdmontonOilers/s/OU7WkuWGpBCanadian cope, BTFO SO HARD lmaooo>but we only care about OlympicsTop fucking kek.
>>152325608>We only care about the OlympicsAll I ever hear from people in Canada is how we haven't won the Stanley Cup in so long. People claiming they "only care about the Olympics" are lying. And I don't really hear about the Olympics. The last time I heard about them, everyone was talking about how gay the recent ceremony was.
>>152325142I just want them to actually attend
>>152325546so this is the power of an alcoholic coach
>>152325600Smoke a bowl? What's next, are you going to smoke a plate or a fork hahaha
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>>152325386>My favorite school subject right now is "Recreation, Park and Tourism Management." I like it because it’s been introducing me to real-world things. I've made a resume, a business card, an email signature, which are valuable things to just have in your life. You never know when you'll need that stuff.He's paying tuition so he can learn how to have an email signature
>>152325608The OG
Anyone remember when Charlie Kirk pretended to like hockey for one game and they lost it lol
>>152324436Friday is a big day for me since it means "Dear Haysey B" on Overdrive.
>>152325292don't joke like that
>>152325726>the toronto maple leafs are canada's teamgood one retard
>>152325132I'm glad it's over
Remember when usa embarrassed themselves and lost the 4nations and the fuck brothers got long lasting injuries over a meaningless fight and got their group chat leaked. Good times.
>>152325969yes :(
>>152325969Yet none of that is as bad as JT Miller punching himself in the face.
>>152325987Mr. No BS has had a rough year
Blake coleman trade soon. he’s linked to toronto and Dallas.
>>152326015Everyone lost with that trade. If only him and Pettersson could have gotten along.
>>152325987sad but true
>>152326027if only pettersson had married a better woman
>>152325849He's already decided on a backup career once his NHL career goes down in flames.
>>152326072She can't even provide him with children.
>>152325987
>>152326103I'm convinced all nhl players date the same blonde
You just know trump threw a hissy fit his diaper when mcdavid ended the usa hopes of the 4nations cup
>>152326086there's probably a lot of money in being a travel hockey coach
>>152326144Trump wasn't watching. He only cares about the stanley cup
>>152326176He posted about it on truth social
>>152326188I thought you were trolling
>>152326204he was dying for the chance to rub it in our faces
>>152326229why is binnington only elite in boston?
>>152326229Did Brady the cuck cry? Ugly ahhhh ogre blud.
>>152326144What’s shitlibs obsession with trumps shit
Definitely better than Canada's jerseys
>>152326258>>152326258>>152326258NEW
>>152326255I love the rags
>>152325608go back
