Day 3 of the 2nd Ashes test starts soonEng 334 vs Aus 6/378Also West Indies 118 runs from a historic test win against NZ
YFO
What we getting
Im an alcoholic
>>152328747>american style fast food shitcertainly not any dignity or self-respect
>>152328747chiko roll thanks.
windies aren't really scoring quick enough to win this right?do they risk a lil baz?
>>1523287472x 2x whopper jnr meals
>england have never played a day/night at the gabba beforegot a * all over it
Why are you people racist towards literally everyone except the West Indies? You realise they're black right?
>>152328747the jack's fried is actually pretty good
Steve Smith on going bald watch
>>152328803I have nothing against them desu.
>>152328803they're bros
>>152328803everyone loves the based Windies
>>152328803they play good cricket, so they're alright in my books and more importantly they stick to their own island(s), unlike poodians and other negros
>>152328803They're good people and I wish them well. Race was never the factor. Some people are simply more decent than others.
Are they seriously getting this close and they're playing for the fucking draw?
>>152328840this
>>152328700I wonder why, let us check that now oh i see why...
>>152328747jacks fried chicken and a double cheese cheers mate
>>152328803Jamaican me crazy!
>>152328799Glad to know you agree that Roots ton does not count has his first Australian ton
>>152328841yeah that would be grimdies
>>152328803They play some good cricketThey are quite nice as wellThey just out there living life you know
>>152328877how can england ever recover?
>>152328758same, I get drunk, come home and talk to myself loudly
>>152328803>you peoplepretty racist mate, hit it for 6
>>152328781they risk a banana
good to see the aussies and bongs getting along in the crowd and everyone having a good timequite different to the permaseething english crowds and the screeching monkey filled 3rd world stadiums of the sub(human) continent
report fag general
>>152328803fuck monkeydies cut their pp off hang them in the street
Reckon the kiwi captain is gonna try and ask for draw at drinks?
>>152328803Turns out it was never about the colour of somebody's skin, but the shape of their hat.If that doesn't bring a tear to your eye, then I don't know what will.
anyone know why they're shilling the rugby world cup a year in advance?also nips play rugby?!?!?
>>152328925he's gonna let them win , or else that would be racist
>>152328803i just despise indians and their culture
anybody who wants a competitive series with good cricket played by all is a gigantic gay
>>152328803Because they stay on their containment islands for the most part and aren't flooding into our countries uninvited.
>>152328970Brendan shouldn't you be out there coaching your team?
>>152328901>>152328914always find it odd you subhumans call anyone monkey when out of all the races on earth you resemble them the most
20 MINUTES TILL WE FLOG THE POMMY CUNTS EVEN MORE WOOOOOOO
nothing wrong with looking like a monkey, they're cute little fellas
>>152328747Their grillmasters range isn't bad at all lad.
>>152328803They're the least offensive people who play cricket. Bindians are ugly, disgusting, loud and arrogant.
The cricket episode of Bluey is the greatest piece of cricket-related media ever created, and may well bring about a new generation of cricket fans.
>falling for vpn bait straightaway
>>152329065Australian soft power will make cricket popular in North America
i turned it off 5 hours ago after wi lost their 5th wickethow are they still in it
>>152329088They're playing New Zealand
*mogs kath loughnan*
>>152329130drag queen looking slut
>>152329130That is VERY slutty, jesus.
>>152329130Honestly don't even like looking at women anymore
based ump keeping wi in it
Idea for a novel: "Day Three": an entire book describing the events of one patron's experience of going to watch the third day of a test match and everything that happens around it. Getting to the ground, lining up at the bar, going a piss, the cricket itself -- all described in minute, eloquent, and most importantly hilarious detail.A post-modern masterpiece in the making
>>152328747hungry jacks is actually despicable, worst fast food outlet in australia
>>152329130Would it be immoral to put my face in there
New English cope just dropped
Bloke sitting with the Windies players in the pavilion looked like Kevin Nash.
>>152329173lol
latham is a shit captain
3 decisions now that should've gone NZ's way
Someone post that Aussie presenter's feet.
>>152329154Make it like Dante's purgatory, where he never actually gets into the crowd, but hears roars as the game is going on.
If god appeared and asked me to choose between the life of the magpies who live in the backyard tree or the life of a random cric poster (myself excluded) I would choose to let the magpies live
>>152329196Shouldn't have wasted their reviews.
>>152329196you mean they wasted reviews for no reason
>>152329173Broad is right.
hate horse racing
>>152329210>>152329208True. Headingley wasn't impressive considering Paine's review lost them the game.
OHHHHH BOWLED HIM FIRST BALL
this is about as good as i've seen from a pair of umpires
>>152329214he's a very good commentator
>>152329204I was thinking it'd be a Sydney test or something and it would rain which could work as a 'purgatory'
>>152329173>england play like utter dogshit>ummm well actually australia didn't play well either so let's talk about that insteadok
>>152329198Enjoy, mate.
>>152329222no it was lyon's fault for missing the runout
yaaaa mon i can see dere's a gap between de bat and de ball ima make de decision now on de scoreboard
>>152329239RIP KING.
E L I T E
>>152329242that bastard Harris dropped a catch too
>>152329248Read this in a Kiwi accent before realizing its Caribbean
being a loose cunt in a family of squares sucks so much
>>152329231I've been to that Syd test,covid, all covid hall monitors everywhere, crowd all in masks, never ending rain, never ending welcome to country (why told every Sydneysiders they were on borrowed time),
>>152329130bet shes got cooked areolas
Funny how the nz comms on cuckinfo are saying this probably isnt a turning point for Windies cricket as NZ are missing their key bowlersYet that doesnt tread the same for England against australia missing two of of its best bowlers last match and three this match, as they seem to have this idea that beating a weak as fuck Aussie team as a great achievement
>>152329228yea very consistent
>>152329263Being a square in a family of loose cunts is worse
>>152329258kiwi would be more likeumm yis i can see thurs a gip between ball and bit, ruddy to make my dicision niw on the big scrin
If Neser gets a ton he will be Sneser
>>152329268this is a much bigger achievement for windies than even their win in brisbane
>>152329228Well Reifel has had 2/3 overturned, but Wharf is at 100% accuracy
>New day, neither batsmen are inPerfect time to bring yourself on for some cheapies.
OHHH BOWLED HIM FIRST BALL
>>152329173England really do like deflecting from their own fuck upsEvery Aussie knows that Australia fucked up yesterday but it is nowhere near the scale that England did
>>152329268cuck info is filled with Indians they also influence others views and opinions
>>152329283It didn't even swing.
seriously how is that trumpet cunt at every day
englands paying 5 dollars for a winthinking thats not bad odds
Barmy Army logo looks like Banjo Kazooie.
i want to enlist in the barmy army
play some miles davis or something lad
>>152329276kek cope pull the other one mate NZ is not on Australia's level
Why don't >we have a barmy army?
>>152329278Refiel is getting on in age though to be fair
kek poot is the only one who gives a fuck about the crowd singing desperately trying to get their attention
McSweeney batting well for Australia A.
>>152329314Mad Cunts
cricket in agartha
>>152329314because we aren't very creative, cannot think of "chants" and lack general direction
Whitsundays chad where are you
Do you you guys like Head?
weir mint to wun thus tist thear supposed to be munnows
>>152329324he'll get another chanceaus threw him to the dogs playing him against chuckrah starting him on strike he's probably about 10 years too young for the selectors to even think about him again
>>152329313woke cummins clearly gifted windies the win
>>152329334I remember I asked my dad why it's called that and he said you can only go there on sunday and i believed him
got some hungry jacks, what have I missed?
>>152329354what did you get, mate?
I'd put Carse on his arse if I saw in in real life.
you now remember fast bowling prodigy and future star Kyle Jamieson
>>152329354The premier cheap wicket merchant stokes bowling himself when the batsman arent set
>>152329360jacks fried in a hunger tamers
>>152329354Is that 2nd lunch or 1st dinner?
>>152329363if they lose, she bleeds or however that ad went
>>152329343Not only Chukrah, but he had to bat with Khawaja the anchor dragging him down.
>>152329348sounds like match fixing to me thentypical aussies?
>>152329041but it's overpriced. This whole bullshit 'premium' burger range they both do is retarded. Just make the grillmasters quality the regular fucking quality and don't charge that much for it.
>>152329368Who?
>>1523293761st breakfast
>>152329263>>152329271I'm a loosish cunt in a family of looooose cunts and Swedes (not loose cunts, although one of my uncles is fun, whereas as the other one is a literal EU bureaucrat ie the most geometrically conformed squares in the universe) which is great, but it also has its existential problems
>>152329369its kind of amazing this isnt pointed out more. He really is pretty shameless with it.
I prefer the channel 7 feed
for some reason i never get beef burgers as takeaway anymore, only chickennot sure why
>>152329369He's taking a selfless role of bowling the remaining overs before the new ball is available.inb4 he keeps himself on for the new ball.
>>152329395Based forkie
>>152329372crisp stroke sufferer
>>152329368his test figures are still the best in the country
>>152329405Reckon he should use his spinner thenGet the new ball quicker
Pommies awful quiet
keep telling myself I'll get a job and then when I get called back for one I just ignore it and put my phone on silent
>>152329418what spinner? poot?
>>152329416superstar mate like i said
that fucking yoda mask KEK
>>152329404cocks in mouth
>>152329369thanks mate! shamfur dispray from bongland
>>152329417Bit racist no?>>152329427Will Jacks i thinknis his name
>>152329376yes
Carey really having a great test
bairstow just rolled over in his grave
>>152329429he actually was, had a back injury
>>152329426my cousin (f) married a filipino (m)
>>152329439
>>152329439If the door was broad but not high he'd have to duckett
>>152329426Once you go brownYou'll never turn it down
>>152329409local's probably the best in the state
>>152329449>Dropped first ball>Dropped on 25Luck, not class.
>>152329423kek i remember i used to do thisi actually don't have a problem calling people anymore i used to be autistic about it, but getting called (by people i don't know) i still struggle with
Never watched Star Wars desu
>>152329453a lady boy?
>>152329461Broad means wide m8Apply yourself next time
>>152329302Yeah oath it is. Might put a cool hundo on ityou should too -- maybe even moreGamble responsibly.But more importantly: gamble.
>>152329426you don't
>>152329455yakub looking motherfucker
GONEFUCK OFFGOTTEMNESER? MORE LIKE NEVER
is there actually any issue with having an XI that's like 7 all rounders, 1 wk, 1 specialist bowler and 2 openerswhy doesn't everyone do that
Work just called. I'll be back for the third session.
Limp
NESER MORE LIKE NICKER
GONE GOTTEM
>>152329491no wickets until then mate
>>152329369Important breakthrough by Stokes that. A real game winner.
>>152329470not missing much tbphwy
BACK IN THE SHEDS YOU BOG AVERAGE CRICKETSMAN
Starc coming out to carry the team on his shoulders yet again
on you go cunt
kek there it is he gets the cheapie>>152329281>>152329369
>>152329426Which one makes your dick harder? Indian Men with white girls or Indian Men with asian girls?
tattoos shouldn't be allowed in test cricket
you stupid neger
Yep, Windies have locked in for the draw
>>152329516T H I SHIS
>>152329516I agree, it's supposed to be the gentleman's game. They should have to cover them up at least.
>>152329524Yes. Start looking for work elsewhere
>>152329516thisalthough starc has one so hmmm
>>152329516i'd make an exception if the tattoo is cricket related
>>152329524the indian guy at my work is really nice
>still no wicket taken by an English born bowlerlmao
>>152329516tattoos shouldn't be allowed.
>>152329516Additionally, long hair past the ear and offensive haircuts
>>152329524Get a real job. I've never seen an Indian do anything besides feminine office work.
ashes is cool until you realise cricket is barely a thing in englandlived in england for a year and saw two cricket grounds. lords and Durham
>>152329516Based. Should have to be covered at least, or in the case of Archer, he's so black that you can't see them anyway.
>>152329566prrttttt
>>152329557feel like they're courier drivers more often than not
lmao what was that throw?
>>152329566>stretch marksVomit inducing.
webm that surely
>>152329566that lint is giving me the ick
>>152329566That's a man.
Do you blokes even like cricket?
With Englands current attitude in the field right now you wouldn't really think they have Australia 7 down
I love the nightlifeI've got to boogie on the disco 'round, oh yea
>>152329566>that dried white staincorr
>>152329594Nah, I love it
>>152329566>images you can smell
>>152329586sorry mate got maplestory running and it fucks with my graphics card
>>152329594it's boring as shit but the number component satisfies my ocd
>Gives Carey a single to get Starc on strikeWhat a cheap merchant.
Do you guys like memes?
>>152329586>>152329606You're lucky I'm on IPTV cunts
diabolically hungover
so are england effectively down a bowler if theres two set batsmen and no bad light coming into play?
>>152329594GOAT background television event. Pay attention to the audio and look up for a few seconds every minute.
stokes looking dangerous
past a certain age, sport is just an excuse to drink
Propa criggy
found a couple chippies at the bottom of the hungry jacks bag, that means good luck to australia!
>>152329634New ball coming soon so Stokes will surely use that one
Why don't teams open with their bowlers instead? They won't wear themselves out before they bat, if they get hurt they will have time to be treated, and they will take the shine off the new ball.
>>152329640teetotal general
>>152329627Could be worse.
the ads this year are particularly shit
>>152329652didnt they also review it lol
>>152329646we'll call it Zabball
>>152329606^____^;;
>>152329652kek
>>152329652
Starc finally going to beat that 99 top score.
>>152329631nice mate, got up at 5 and went for a surf before the tourists invaded the lineupjust pumped out a weights session and now eating some tuna and avocado with a protein shakefeeling comfortable and looking forward to a good day of cricket
>>152329627legend cheers
CARSE IS ARSECUNTCUNTCUNT
CRATS GODCRATS GODCRATS GODCRATS GOD
>>152329652lmao
>>152329652>>152329667
Starc is eating pies
>>152329676For me it's alkalised water.
never gone surfing but feel like it would just be people getting in each others way constantly
remember when the pozzies here were crying about starcliterally carries their team in all formats
>>152329652when was this?
What a poothetic ending to the tendies match. Why come this fucking far to play for the draw?
>>152329698the brain drain is getting worse
never been to the beach before or seen the ocean for that matter
>>152329698no
Carse is going to have more runs to his name than any other batsman soon.
Real men have long hair and beards
>>152329704based alice springs resident
we NEED to not waste starc's energy herewe need him to bowl every one out
>>152329698Warney's to blame for this narrative t b h.
>>152329698I do lad they'll say no
How come every time I go outside I see white women pushing prams next to giant spiders?
have we seen even 1 over of spin this series?
>>152329723Those are just Italian men.
>>152329723Schizophrenia.
>>152329719Dont worry ladHe isnt like Archer in that regard
whats the cricket equivalent of chicken jockey?
this is the worst english ashes team i can remember
>>152329723kek
more like Fartcher kek
>>152329726Will Jacks bowled an over this inning. Gary bowled 2 in the first test.
>>152329723you live in WA?
Steamed Dimmys and a coke for lunch lads
poopeeland starting to get angry after being embarrassed by the windies sittle chur bro cuzzy
wtf is starc doing out there
>>152329743mate where the FUCK is ollie pope? at least he had a bit of fight in him
>>152329749Same, but without the a.
>>152329753think hes at point right now champ
stokes? more like strokes cock
Every Aussie batter has scored double digits
>>1523297432013 ashes
NEED to declare right now
>>152329762Sorry I meant Ollie Robinson
>>152329749
>giving Atkinson the new ballLMAO what the fuck
apparently it was the fastes 400 england have ever conceeded
where's jack leechy
>new ball to atkinson not archerarcher is really cooked huh
So were those extra 70 runs worth it?Surely 3 or 4 wickets would have trumped that
Do you guys prefer the new ball or the old ball?
>>152329775gocs did this on purpose
>>152329772playing prem cricket in sydney actually, took a hattrick the other daysaw his misso playing Moore Park recently
>>152329775based
>>152329749This is honestly one of the funniest images. He has a tattoo of fucking watch too. Kek.
>>152329784Apparently he's already booked his flights back to Barbados.
>>152329699>Australian vice-captain Steve Smith was handed a massive reprieve on the final over before lunch on day five of the fifth Test, with Stokes dropping a catch while celebrating in dramatic scenes at The Oval.>In the 66th over of Australia’s second innings, England spinner Moeen Ali ripped a delivery into Smith’s gloves, with the catch ballooning towards Stokes at leg slip.>The England captain leapt in the air and held onto the one-handed chance, with the hosts appealing for a dismissal — but umpire Joel Wilson was unmoved at the striker’s end.>Stokes was initially reluctant to call for a review, but his teammates begged him to send the decision upstairs.>[...]>“There’s no question in my mind. Ben Stokes knew it, he put his head and eyes to the ground. I don’t think I’ve heard the crowd be so quiet during a DRS review.”>But on Tuesday, the sheer hypocrisy of Stokes questioning the decision - when he’d claimed he would always make decisions based on the spirit of the game - was thrown back in his face by Copeland.>“Ben Stokes after the Bairstow thing - quote, ‘if I was the fielding captain, I would have had a real think about the spirit of the game. For Australia, it was the match-winning moment. Would I want to win a game in that matter? The answer for me is no’,” he said on SEN.
>>152329787whatever enables a slower more methodical game wins it for me
>>152329772he's been a deep sea crab fisherman for ages mate
>>152329784Punter was ripping into him yesterday in the comms box, saying hes got nowhere near the fitness needed
>>152329749cheeky half pint of warm australian lager
shant be reading that mate
>>152329808Fitness dick in your mouth
3lol please lad
>>152329687The 1st and 2nd images make him 3d if you look at them crosseyed
>>152329775lmao
>>152329804thanks but WHEN?
Starcs century will overshadows Roots.
>>152329808yeah i saw a few people saying he was seething kek
>>152329799newfag detected
CATCH IT
>>152329808He was on a warpath yesterday talking about how shit the bowling was, then as soon as he got in the comms box an hour after Cam Greens wicket he started ripping on him kek, was obviously stewing the whole fucking time
can we go 1 fucking hour without the commentators sucking off stokes for averaging 30 with the bat and 30 with the ball
>>152329826no
HOLY SHITWHO IS THIS FAT SHIT ATKINSON
>>152329826No.
4 wickets in hand, Windies should try to get a move on for 2-3 overs
>>152329826ask nicely
>>152329839based black caps fielder iykwim haha
Fuck, that was close
NO POINT IN HAVING MEN WHO CAN BOWL 90MPH IF THEY BREAKDOWN EVERY 5 MINS
>>152329826
HE'S BIG... HE'S BLACK...
>>1523298205th Test, 31st of July, 2023. 1:23pm.
>>152329826ohh oh uh ouh fuc- *tries to grap it with crocodile hands and misses completely anyway*
>>152329842Based Ben Duckett
If you're a new age yuppie dad, what first name is better for your son, Starc or carey
>>152329859thank you
>>152329867Bronty
>>152329867hey mate baby names were yesterday
majority of commercials make me want to hit things
let poot have a spell i reckon
I think I would
HOLY SHITkekomdznew zealand REALLYfucked this wun upgenuinely fink may be watching diss nz test instead
>>152329835>kept the camera on green the whole time Ponting was ripping into him that was funny, green sank a foot into his seat by the end of punters rant kek
>>152329867Starc named after tony
>>152329854he can hardly keep it above 80 right now
>>152329856and people say india is good at cricket
county cricket bowling attack
>no alcohol signs right next to liqourland ads
>>152329882Everyone comes around to hagchads.
dis nigga sleepy
>>152329877Gottem, good afternoon dad
>>152329856unbeluevable
>invent a sport>lose
>>152329439>mum says it's my turn to bat
>>152329882She's a nice lady. Leave her alone.
>1-79behold, england's best bowler
which fags are playing imperial march?
>>152329882would access ger fucking pitchextremely flat
nz commentators are absolutely seething lol
my family on the leftme on the right
>Windies vs New Zealand>West Indies need 92 runs in 60 balls to win>J. Greaves: 188* (363)>K. Roach: 54* (201)Can they do it?
just leave the wide ones let the english get more mentally and physically fried in the sun
Carey has scary eyes
>>152329914Here I amStuck in the middle with you
>>152329915They are playing for the draw m8
>>152329915they haven't been trying to do it for the last hour lad, destined to be a draw
>>152329882definitely
back to sleep
>>152329915Nah. Windies tail can't wag
says summat stokes is one of oyr best bowlerswhat is this utter shitcricket is a dead sport in diss countryno one plays anymorewhy cant find ANYPNE better than these rancid cantankerous fekons
>>152329931Kek
>>152329931perish
>>152329914this speaks volumes about society
>>152329913based yarn spinner
Cam Smith is about 3 holes away from winning the Aus PGA
why is stokes spitting so much
bowlers are already 10 kay slower than yesterday really enjoying that brissy weather burn you cunts kek
go australia
when was the last time you lads even went to a game?
>>152329948retardation
>>152329947Cam Smith is a rugby player m8
Leroy Van Dyke (96*) and Dick Van Dyke (99*) are both still alive.
starc will score a century checkem
diss bracewell dude is utter shit
>38 overs since the last boundary
>>152329906it's a complement>>152329919t. nonwhite
sleeptoil calls
>>152329959Not this hag again.
>>152329738thanks I'll stop worrying then
>>152329947golf is a four day event la and the pga was last week la
GONE PISS OFFCAREY MCLAIRY FROM DONALDSONS DAIRY
Threw that one away, Carey. Poor batting.
FINALLYblimey you cuntfinish emfinish the lot>>152329959absolutrly rancacious
Gay Wayne carey
WHAT A NICKER
Kez just swinging at everything when he's the last decent batter
FIRST WICKET FOR AN ENGLISH BOWLER>FIRST WICKET FOR AN ENGLISH BOWLERFIRST WICKET FOR AN ENGLISH BOWLER>FIRST WICKET FOR AN ENGLISH BOWLERFIRST WICKET FOR AN ENGLISH BOWLER>FIRST WICKET FOR AN ENGLISH BOWLER
SEE YA LATER CUNT
England look low energy, did they even give a shit that they took a wicket then?
>>152329962well i was going to go to day 3 of the first test but that didn't end up happening for some reason
Carey is seriously dumb
>le 63 and out man
nothing quite as kino as the fielders surrounding a batsperson at the end of day 5other sports could never
>>152330007chills
>>152329996It was a gift from Carey, had nothing to do with the quality of bowling. I wouldn't celebrate it either.
>>152329996its a scorcher for the bongs
remember, i told youse blokes it would be a declaration on 450
it's overwe've lost
>>152330006based phil hughes
absolute pathetic desparation of this kiwi side just wiv der shitarse spinners and about 7 men round the batpropa bogglin'coward shitters
>>152328803Most people that post here are western nations, I think you can connect the dots..
aktingod makes his mark after an entire test match and a half
>>152330020They have to tire the bowlspeople out a little first.
Carey will never make a century. He's such a fucking brainlet. Holy shit.
I learned that bazball is actually the logical conclusion to test cricket playing shane warne 99
>>152330034he's made 2 thoughever
>>15233002363* (dead)
now that the dust has settled, was lyon right to be livid?
>>152330026saaaarrrrrr
>>152330024kek seethe
>>152330047yes
english have too much sovl
Why do you lot call us Poms again?It can't be the 'prisoner of his majesty' thing, because you're the prisoners remember. So what is it?
why are new zealanders afraid of planes?
nz commentators are so biased
>>152330056only if they're northern
>>152330047Maybe if England decided to actually use their spin bowler, we'd have a better idea.
>>152330060some wank about pomegranates or summat
>>152330049phwoarweird arse kittington
new word : snugfy (snug x comfy link up)
>>152330049Grok, is this real?
>>152330066jacks is a batting allrounder, batting 8
>>152330060short for pomigrante.
>>152330060I don't know it's just a slur
>>152330060Because you're POM:POMgay cunts
>>152330060short for pompous faggots
>>152330060pajeet or muslim
too tired to wankmight just drift off here
>>152330060pomegranate rhymes with immigrant.
>>152330056Duckett: SoulCrawley: SoulPope: No SoulRoot: SoulBrook: SoulStokes: SoulSmith: No SoulJacks: No SoulAtkinson: No SoulArse: No SoulArcher: No Soul
>>152330087GONE GOTTERN
>>152330092Wood: soul
>>152330097Bashir: No SoulSonny Baker: Soul
Starc should spazball this
>>152330087KEK
>>152330060What do you guys call us?
>>152330092stokes is incredibly sovllessproppa npc type innit
If we don't lead by more than 100 we lose the story.
>>152330097wood is the most soulful
>>152330097>MERBAU DECKING
Why are they singing the Backstreet Boys at the cricky?
>>152330087I actually laughed hahaha.
>>152330119this is my least favourite type of Australian
What’s with all the star wars slop
Why did we take Neser and Doggett over Bartlett?
OH NOdidnt realize was day 5ah fucking kiwi COWARDS
>>152330131get this...a storm trooper...but christmas
>>152330119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
>>152330131You can't just call everything "slop" mate.
>woman talking
>>152330060it is that
>>152330141Wanna bet?
>Never>Doggshett>Fartlett
>>152330141starwarz is slopsome of the worrst there ishow many have there been now? 14-15?mindbogglin
Archer walks like a batty boy.
>>152330147
How would you guys feel if I started calling you "Boss" or "Chief"?
Gold-plated chains would make a great retirement gift for a really, really good slave
>>152330158You'd know
>>152330147*mutes tv*
>>152330158he has this weird baboon gait where he dangles his limbs all over the place and puts his head down
>>152330161I’d feel angry
been spending more time with the dog latelydont think the old girls got much time left
>>152330161That would be fine Stretch.
archers hairline is fucking grim... i think
>>152330161Like a bawss
>>152330161Like a big man
>>152330161no problem CHAMP
what is this?
>>152330161boss make you sound like a certain nosferatu, chief, i'm not an indian or abo
is Jofra Archer related to Joffa?
>>152330112Aussies, Convicts, Strayans.
I’m going to have a nap
>>152330185lionel richie
>>152330185first world technology
>>152330185Travis Head obviously
>>152330196Alright gramps
>>152330161in the bedroom or just in general?
>>152330185Colonel Sanders
>>152330185it's an image matewew
for me its storm troopers (female)
>>152330185me
>>152330161boss only if it's said "baus" like in the green mile
>I wonder if you'd need to practice before you got in [talking about the trumpet]Another brilliant piece of wisdom from David Warner
Don't think Greaves will get a double
>>152330206He dead.
>>152330221he's such a fucking idiot what are they thinking giving him a mic
why do they use a pink ball?
>Archer averages >30 in tests.Why is he considered a threat again?
>>152330229cummins idea
>>152330229Me no know. I reckon they should just use a white ball if players are having such trouble seeing the pink one under lights.
>>152330221trumpet filtered me, thought it'd just be blowing into it but you have to do some gay shit with your lips to get the sound going
christ will the faggot commentators shut up about basedwars?
>>152330229McGrath
>>152330229Breast cancer awareness
>>152330229mcgrath's dead wife
i f*cking love star wars
Do people still say ranga? For a redhead person.
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>152330249thought so
Green ruined our innings.
I'm going to have a stubby of great northern original..... or three lol
>>152330249first time I'm hearing about breast cancer so it's working
>>152330229cause your mum stopped giving us blue ones
>>152330227They're not; he's horrendous.>>152330244It's called the 'embouchre' ladt. Played the Euphonium in high school
New ball with 4 overs to go
>>152330265lol!
I WILL BAKE. NO ONE ELSE BAKE
Star Trek is far superior to Star Wars
>>152330260(you)
>>152330278For me it's The Phantom.
baking
>next thread>i will remind them
Might be wrong about Greaves' double
>>152330278Dr Who > Star Trek > Star Wars
>>152330278Balance of Terror over 60 years old now and still one of the greatest episodes of television
>>152330267
Star Wars fills the cultural void left by the absence of religious and spiritual cohesion. It uses the architecture of belief left by the world war 2 narrative (Good vs fascistic evil). It's no coincidence then that you see more star wars imagery around Christmas than that of Jesus. As the collective subconscious is primed to worship. But only finding that avenue leading to flimsy pop cultural themes.
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Thread Splitting may the best thread win
decided to finally eat that mars bar i bought 6 months ago and has been sitting in the cupboard since
stargate > everything else
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