Australia v England The Ashes 2nd Test at The Gabba Brisbane
ahead by 44 WINNING
YFO
>>152312980shit bake
>>152313004CFO
>>152312900>Has cute feet and knows what to do in the bedroomMarried her, right? RIGHT??
Is this the thread?
>>152313038No here >>152312979>>152312979
>>152312987>>152312996>>152313010>>152313040bruvs.......
>>152313038yeah
THIS IS THE ONE.
i'd be fucking ropeable if i was an english fandoesn't even feel like they're the worse team, they're just being led by naive and stubborn fools
>>152313070what a humiliating blunder!
>>152313109kek I'm glad I've never done anything as embarrassing!
>>152313070they put this in the bbc highlights as well lol
>>152313115gotta take the small wins when they come
>>152313070love to worship her feet
was this part of their master plan
>>152313119England won the first day overall tbf but have massively lost today.
>>152313125Did that chart have their wicket balls?
https://youtu.be/asCHtycLXvk
>>152313130the fact that root (your no4 batsman) got stranded on 138* makes me think you didn't win the day as much as you thinkthoughbeit, it was nice to see slightly more application from some batsmen
Now we post embarassing stuff about our sad lives
>>152313137scammers, still waiting for some proper nudes from braces
i'd like to amend the bet and say that if root makes 100 on this tour Grace Hayden will do a nudie run instead
>>152313148After being 5/2 getting to over 300 is a win and Root popped his century in aus cherry. Perhaps not a massive win. Today has been awful from a bowling and fielding perspective and England looks like they've already lost the test and the Ashes frankly.
>>152313155she's not all that, vastly overrates herself
>>152313171i do get that feeling at timesneil wagner and his success in australia has done a number on baz - you guys are going to it way too early and theres more to it than just bowling short, has to be really accurate as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-fNR5vTKOk
based gurker
>>152313190honestly the bowling tactics just looks like there isn't any. Stokes is far to lazy and has a really short patience, he moves the field constantly which is one of the reasons for England terrible over-rate under him, and then just goes to the short ball tactic because they want easy wickets.
Did any of you faggots notice the stadium was half empty in the last session today?
not as empty as my life
emptied my balls earlier
>>152313231I'm not a faggot
>>152313231its a long day, can imagine a lot of people going home particularly if they pre'd before the start of playi know im always exhausted when play ends and im just watching from the couch
>>152313231friday night innit, got prozzies to see
the scorecard paints a pictureand today its saying everyone got a good chance to get in
>>152313231I saw a stadium that was half-full.
>>152313231either didn't have tickets for the night session (they charge double) or ran out of money for beers and watching cricket sober isn't any fun
>cropping out how many balls each batsman facedfaggot
>>152313155this but sara tendulkar
blondes are boring. hair colour is not a personality
Lovely
just got some fresh ink done, what do you boys think?
>>152313413>BPD scarslol no
>>152313431based mitch brown
>>152313431looking good pat
/cric/ disco in 4-5 hours
4-5 hours is how long it feels to listen to one of your hipsterbait shithouse songs
Reminder:/147/ > /cric/Cheteshwar Pujara is the father of convictsTranny bnob was diddled by his tranny dadConvict mcpaki is a little bitch
real hard nigga shit right herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBC8Bjxu5y8
https://youtu.be/jaZAj7NZxHk?si=58adox_6wWleMDYI
zachy i reckon you could pull off these moves m8https://youtu.be/twqM56f_cVo?si=1Q0gBwtAkK2i6eDQ
who wanking they dick off
>>152313534>t. never held a snooker cue in his lifefuck off and post there then jeet cunt >no bindian weakling has ever won any of the ranking tournamentsHOWLING
>>152313537plok mogs it https://youtu.be/qLpyA27MZRAhttps://youtu.be/4mmn7siswJY
>>152313637>t. never been with a black woman in ur life
why would I want to have sex with a chimp?
Dinner on the way.
the royal family murdered diana, harry's in the right but his wife's a bitch and the "firm" has orchestrated a pan-anglo propaganda effort against themgood cricket tonight though
>>152313638choons
Zachy you're supposed to be the snooker fan mate not your Britjeet persona
>>152313731the composer, tim follin, is arguably the greatest video game composer of all time alongside his brother geoffhis ecco the dolphin ost is a work of art though not in the same vein as the tunes we've postedhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL09EFF0C83B7326C5
i am familiar with the works of tim follin
>>152313685Haha is that a 5th element reference?
shitjeet is hilariouseasily the funniest poster in this general
>>152313718the firm aka all the jewish newspaper/media
>>152313718>Royal Family killed Diana seriously don’t care. Stupid posh whore deserved it anyway.
>>152313718preggers with a muslim mutt. COE not havin' it i am afraid
matrilineal only bloodline that matters tbqh
got a feeling princess kate could be a massive bitch behind closed doors, just something about her, face has serious turbocunt potential
if i were a prince, I wouldnn't marry a DNAlet with shitty hair genetics
The Black Army" in Wales most famously refers to the all-Black 320th Barrage Balloon Battalion of the US Army during WWII, who were warmly welcomed in areas like Pontypool, experiencing freedom absent in segregated America, but it's also the nickname for the Llantrisant Rugby team, known for their distinctive black kit and fighting spirit. Both signify a powerful Welsh connection with Black servicemen and local pride, highlighting positive cross-cultural moments during wartime and sporting tenacity.
>>152313862Ded pooslime collateral damage probably the only good thing those saxons have done apart from raping and conquering eng shitters
>>152313685Based as hell
*buckbreaks Jofra for a 7 over spell just before the perfect night time conditions when Starc started taking wickets*Corr proppa eng shitter + peewee shitter brains trust this
Fucking ip range blocked from posting images again, I havent posted porn, must be some other spastic
>>152313944Cunt or not they've made their power play>queenie ded>charles is a dead man walking>ginger bastard off the rails with a nog>prince pedo strippedThey are in sole power with no threats
>brains trustAh yes another one of Zachy's buzzwords that Britjeet coincidentally also decided to start using
>cunts' rashes2 shit teams playing dogshit cricket. Only saffers, peewees and India, that is Bharat, are upholding test cricket
>>152313841>whore deserved it anywaySlutting about so publicly has its consequences
1 hr till beer1 fucking hour1 week left of toil till 5th janCAM ON
>>152314438What beer do you drink?
>>152314559onions lactose IPA
>>152314593A favourite with the bouldering community I bet
its really wholesome you guys pretend to hate on each other but you know each others lives so well and care about each other as an outside observer you guys are like besties its super cute anyway I had to post about it back to talking about cricket you lot hehe
didn't read
enough about ya parents m8
ohhh don't be like that just cause you got caught being cute I'll post pic related tomorrow when day 3 starts so its all out in the open so you don't have to hide or pretend your're all just adorable anymore gosh you are SOOOO cuuutteeee I could just die eeeek
Good morning lads. I think shitjeet should neck a pint of bleach
Absolute size of this lad
>>152314834kek real Gimli, son of Glóin vibes
ohhh noooo I embarrassed them and they fled the thread nawwwwww I didn't want that oh well I know they'll here for the cricket tomorrow sooooo adorable
fuck it, logging off 58 minutes early. time for happy tunes and booze (shipyard > tiny rebs > whiskey) https://youtu.be/pq-8eYMjEVM?si=JrKABwTObZDMeWwS
>>152315108I'm not clicking your dumb music link and 99.5% of the thread has never clicked your music link ever, how does that make you feel while we have you sober?
>>152314834youve never said "lad" irl
im never truly sober your words cant hurt me
If this set of convict jobbers convictwash eng shitters do you think McChucker will be seething as it diminishes the convictwash he inflicted?
>>152315257I don't talk to people irl
>>152315361english please
Got the convict mcpaki steaming like a pile of punter vs Harbhajan Singh. Would spin your jaw like a Danish Kaneris googly
>I don't talk to people irlWouldn't because your slackjaw would be wired shut after one clean hook
My honest reaction
Convict McFatty
Shitjeet really trying hard to defend his izzat
love wales
Love BaluchistanIt will be freed
>>152314834Kek.
sucking a gower
anyone know which country is currently winning the ashes iykwim haha
the world cup draw is the funniest thing i've ever seen
The World Cup isn't until 2027 champ.
>>152318812warner is unironically the worst thing to happen to kayo and fox and I would love to be a fly on the wall at the board room meeting watching the subscriptions take a huge fucking dive so hard even candice sucking every one at the meeting off can't even save warners job but that is a reality universe and we're all stuck in the funny universe and this universe Warner's commentary is valued and he's paid $400,000 Australian dollars to do pic related and if you don't believe me>He is famous worldwide and attracts many fans, making him one of the highest-paid players in the league (estimated $380,000-$400,000).I love living in the funny universe! don't you!
>>152319210He doesn't have a broadcast voice.
>>152319322hes got a "real" voicemy issue with him is two fold: hes fucking dimwitted he mashes all of the words in a sentence into one abominationneeds to use his mouth properly
>>152319729sounds to me like he needs a raise cricket watchers who sub to Kayo will relate to him 10 fold! "omg he's just like retarded"
ponting doesn't have a good voice for commentary either. he too often talks too fast and smashes words together
damn Aaron Judge is enough of a goat to be picked to open balls in the World Cup draw
>second test>match still relatively even>if England lose they will likely lose the series>if Australia lose the series is on>weekend for bongs and AusGODs >biggest and most traditional series on the cricket calenderfriendly reminder today is peak /cric/ and only comes around every 2 years. make the most of it lads x
>>152320300Ponting was 48.4% better because he scored 8,968 more international runs than Warner AND Ponting isn't a retarded manlet fuckwit who skipped his brothers wedding just to get 10 runs in a fucking BBL match who's wife fucked Sonny Bill Williams who still thinks about the smell of piss and shit and his vodka cruiser breathe with fondness
>>152320943all true, but that doesn't make ponting a great (or altogether good) commentator
>>152321108well just mute both 7 and kayo and let the voices take over at least 1 of the 3 are free
Sorry Aus bros
>>152321108ponting is very insightful, arguably the most insightful
/cric/ loves snipes he did nothing wrong now archers he was never english and england are cheating
>>152320300Pontings tactical commentary and batting technique analysis is kino thoughbeit.
>>152321240>>152321297i will concede this (these) point(s), yeah, his analysis is pretty good
Ponting is based. Warner is a twat who married a whore.
>>152319322no but steven brucay
bros we need to format a email and a pay packet attractive enough to both kayo and 7 to poach ponting to kayo so kayo can throw warner to channel 7, ponting loves cricket, warner is in it for the money, we need to exploit both positions maybe if we get sonny bill to convince candice to convince warner that talking for channel 7 on their tiktok cricket channel (5 views per month) its a up and up channel and fox is keeping him down and all his prospects meanwhile everyone loves ponting cause he's a legend and a true blue cricketer and warner just rolls around in a skip bin who gives a fuck he doesn't know any difference
>>152314834lmao based should have flipped smudge off as well.
>>152314834>the chad trueblue bogan aussie battl'a>the virgin austistic stimming battersperson
>>152321108>>152321240>>152321335i don't watch BBL so IDK his role but i assume he'd be a colour commentator rather than pbp like most dumb neet athletes who become commentatorsthey always go into analysis not pbp
>>152321597THIS
>>152321838they're trying to make him a pbp but he simply does not have the eloquence
>>152320749all the retired legends took steroids
>>152321895he could take lessons in elocution but i'd rather hear his analysis considering he's ricky fucking ponting
sorry paypiggies youre stuck with warner amd the other rejects seven didnt want but if you want a trade Ponting will cost you one Isa and one skull
Hes a comedian with an ebin le bogan 'mick dumb boomers.
>>152322240we can offer Alan Borderhes definitely still fully cognizant, we swear
>>152322490best we can do is Brayshaw im afraid
>>152322526I dont even know who that is
did you guys wake up at like 4am?
>sleepingare you 12?
>>152322587I tried but then fell back asleep, I managed a bit better the previous day, where I started listening to the radio at 4 and then went back to sleep at 5 and then woke up at 7, just in time to hear Crawley get out. During the Perth Test I woke up at 2 am and then went back to sleep at 4 and then got up again for the final session. But I was getting up and watching the TV then.
>>152322240how about i scull a beer and skull isa iykqim haha
>>152322552no but steven bray itkwim haha
writing up a dumb email to send to fox comments but I haven't slept yet so I probably shouldn't send it talk me out of it
I saved it in a notepad I'm going to sleep this is a big win for me SEE YOU FOR CRICKET TOMO-TODAY
>>152322812let us know when you need help editing the email
>>152322667I didn't ask
>>152323077start of night session tomorrow I might ask for input or to write the whole thing
>>152313070dont ask me the color of anything haha
>colorFoy
>>152323350>colorFOY
colour*yes we're globalised (americanised) but I'll be dead soon but please indulge me
>bongs woke up in time to see the middle order collapse>bongs woke up in time to see the gradual mental and physical disintegration of the english bowling unit at the hands of neser and carey top kek, forecast 30 plus degrees today should make them feel better
Still reckon England have the upper hand, batting last on this pitch could be difficult
>>152323510kek a hot day will slaughter them if their top bowlers have to bowl 30 overs or even have to stand in the sun
>AUSTRALIAWINSLOLIt's quite boring, in all honesty. No wonder our youth have tuned out of cricket en masse. No thrill, no excitement, no tension - just a foregone conclusion.
>>152323560thanks big nose but the reality cricket has never been bigger in Australia
>>152323560could work out well for them if they can dismiss >us by the second session, keep the scoreboard ticking then baz it tonight.some of the bounce short of a good length was unpredictable yesterday and can only see it getting worse as the test progresses given the weather forecast and the veins lurking in the pitchif they open up chasing anything near 200 could prove difficult
>>152323084Yh it was the other guy who asked so go fuck yourself
>englel players cramping and being drama queens on day two and behaving like theyve just been to war you now remember Steve Waugh pooing his pants on his way to a 2 day match saving cenno in bindia battling Delhi belly, heat, fatigue and fifty thousand screeching monkeys
>>152323560>>152323578the second most popular sport in the worldafter the most popular sport in the world
aussie anons giving out advice
>>152323731soccer is the most popular sport though
>>152323560youre that diaspora fob crying about australia not le going for it last night when the run rate was much higher than englands kill yourself you brown seething faggot, you lose
watched the entire last world cup in thailand it was emotionalit was during their summer being in qatar
Wokeness / cancel culture killed cricket. Cricket used to be about personalities, characters, now all the players have to be robots otherwise they'll get fined or sacked. The ICC should implement a free speech policy allowing the players to say whatever the fuck they want without the risk of being fined/suspended/fired.
Aussies are still based. It's just Britzo faggots and Indian wokescolds
>>152323816And yes, that includes jeet racism.
>>152323816not sure how being aware of the racial injustices that african-americans have faced past and present in a systemic manner within the united states of america is related to international cricket champ
>>152323816>cries about WarnGOD wanting to fight every cunt on the field >cries about SmothGOD and BanLORD and their win at all costs sandpaper lulz>cries about players being too wokemake up your mind bongoloid
Why cant kayo just give us a stream without comms?Are they afraid that it will be more popular then the one with comms?
distinct lack of SebLORD posting yesterdaynot happy he promised hed been here dog cunt
why would you watch on kayo its historically unreliable, delayed and poor quality compared to 7 and the direct fox broadcast
>>152323946Pretty sure its just 2 jeets in Bombay running the entire kayo operation lul
Don't have a tv in the room i have my computer in, cant be bothered running an aerial cable through to it when i would only use the telly for cricket every summerAnd while i pay for kayo i only pay for one month every year as i then use the channel 7 stream as i get upset about how dogshit kayo is because of its delay and having to re open kayo after a few hours due to them still not fixing its memory leak issue or whatever it is that causes it to stop working
Ricky Ponting was a fraud carried by his openers
thank you to the ausbro that suggested this tune https://youtu.be/RN9NC4iQcsA?si=7Wbc7cTenzxsSWBq
had to run out for beers last minute before shop closed cos i ran out almost shit myself thinking i'd got the 0% shit, turns out its just a rebranded canwho the FUCK buys 0% fuck YOU
>>152324313some blokes like the taste of beer without feelings its effects, some blokes are reformed sober but want to fit in, we all have our reasons and shouldn't judge before trying to understand
>drinking beer
>>152324293Nice tune that for once glammylad
>>152324358THISby far the plebbiest normal strength alcohol
>>152324351yeah fair do's you've done me there mate, i apologise for me outburst
>>152324377all good mate, think nothing of it
>>152324351You sound like a fucking poof. 0% beer shouldn't exist. Just have a fucking coke if you don't want a beer you pansy.
>>152324359>finally get complimented on a tune >its not my tune
>>152324389not saying i'm for or against it, only that some blokes have their reasons for drinking it
I have literally never had a sip of 0% beer
Why drink beer when you can drink cider, the better drink ?
wish you lot would be a bit nicer to each other, we're all mates here
>>152324477Unironically the truthBeer just isn't naturalCider isSimple as
i miss chris cornell, what a voice he hadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZDAYg196x8
>>152324389I never used to drink when I was laying bricks and used to drive the boys to and from the pub every Friday afternoon, used to hit the weights or go for a run while they were drinking.Funny you think not drinking is for poofs when the only men I've ever seen confessing their love for each other are drunks.
>>152324491agreed
>thinking the love drunk men say to each is romantic/sexual loveThink you are a faggot m8 who doesn't understand mateship
Cider: The traditional beverage of the proud British man of honourBeer: bitter piss water drank by disgusting lowly germans
>>152324554Retard.
Have you had your proper Aussie breakfast yet fellas?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I
>waaah my missus doesnt understand me waaah >waaah i lost all me pay on the pokies>waaaah i dont like such and such he make me feewl bad>waaah dat bad man look at me funny im going to fight him>waaaah i love you no really listen i love you faggot behaviour, that and the fact I could easily heem every single one of them kept the poofs in check
>>152324606you can disagree without resorting to insults lad
I don't care what anyone says, this has always and always will be my top 3 favourite aus song https://youtu.be/HCm6gRHINqA?si=cYNwfzEFiu5m_pmO
>>152324720i like this one
All the blokes I've ever fucked were sober. The proof is in the pudding: you're the only poof here teetotaler
>>152324554>admits to being the chaffeur and fluffer to gay orgies organised by the CFMEUDidn't need to read this on a Satdee morning m8
working away with a bunch of other doormen. They work 10 to 12 hour days, come back to the house drink beer and talk about work until they fall asleep. then do it all again. quite mental really.
big beer got these marks on a string even got them defending and advertising their product kek
>>152324747the australian toiler is a sight to behold>wakes up at dawn to toil earlier and longer>toils all day>drinks after work, talking about toil with his toiling colleagues>goes home and watches 7mate reality slop about people at their toil>if he lives with anyone, the conversation surrounds their toil of that day>spends the evening preparing for toil the next day>goes to bed early so he can start tomorrow's toil sooner>choice topic at social functions is his toilquite a remarkable specimen
Three lines or less please.
morning test cricket CHADShow're we doing today
>>152324896feeling good legend how about yourself?
>>152324860consider my post toil, that should make you read it
>>152324915good matejust ingested my second cuppa and ready for grig kino
Punter has great comms and analysis and should realistically be leading any coms team for Australiasimple as
>>152324927When am I getting paid?
bros whats the best black market durries i can getwas getting legit dunhill blues from Indonesia but the supply seemed to dry up and its only those gnarly b&h, dunhill and marlboro fake ones that smell like fermented raisins and the baccy falls out of the cig easyany legit foreign ones (besides euro and manchester) ? heard one of the double happiness packs are alright
my Marlboro Reds cost me $19.50 a 20 pack back in 2013 when I quithate to think what they run a poor durry muncher now
what the actual fuck is the point of life lads
Pretty crazy to think that by this time tomorrow morning I could be converting to Catholicism (from Anglicanism)>>152325112Love and serve the Lord and others for the glory of His kingdom
>>152325112chin up lad, she'll be right etc
>>152325112have fun mate, be a good cunt
unironically eating poo
does anyone have that pic of Warner shadow batting as he walks through a city street?
cricket is for colonials
>>152325145hope you served it up on a nice rug mate
New Zealand on the verge of blowing a 500 run lead lads
>>152325161would be hilarious but this will be a drawn slurper
>>152325085i used to pick up some marlboro red at paddington station from a little kiosk when i was 14 for £5.50 (little more expensive than other places but they would sell them to me there) in about 2007 think that would cost about £17 now
>>152325230crisp 5th form me at Britomart train station after school
a pack of cigs in Australia is now over $300
>>152324600Still the largest cider drinking country in the world. Do you get much in oz? Do they in NZ, considering it’s full of rugby poofs you might have thought?
ye cider is pretty popular hereit went through a huge surge in popularity about 10 years ago, but that has waned a bit now
>>152324208Nuketruth
>>152325305>Do you get much in oz?We do, quite a bit actually, but it's still comfortably second(/third?) fiddle to beer and wine, unfortunately.
Remember when my dad took me to the A-League grand final (we beat those uppity wogs) on the day after my 18th birthday and I drank cider instead of beer
>load up new nintendo game (metroid) and it gives me performance options of 4k/60fps & 1080p/120fpsuhhh?
Is honourary Hindu Shaivite Hope gonma do it? Peewee livestock rapists in hiding
>>152325343faggot dadfaggot sonfaggot storyfaggot life
second slip is the most chad fielding position
never liked cider, think its the smell
>>152325458yea a bit pukey for me
>>152325392>i NEED to see EVERY hair follicle and capillary on EVERY individual fleck of grass!why are HDtards like this? just see what what you need to see - what's important, not everything needs to be seen, it doesn't mattercan't help you with your predicament though sorry mate
>>152325446Long third leg for me
big night (of sleep that is)had to wake up briefly at 5:30am due to a dream about spiders getting a little too real but otherwise we're looking at a solid 9.5 hours of sleep all upreckon im starting to eat into the sleep debt ive accrued in the last decade
>>152325484based snoozeGOD
worst mick for years
highly realistic graphics are overrated but highly stylised graphics are elitesomething like Darkest Dungeon looks perfect to me
>>152325466I'm not asking which one (I picked performance, obviously), I'm just perplexed that a Nintendo game is even present such options to me since I'm used to their usual 720p/30fps or whatever.Also, these "mouse controls" are kinda neat, but they'll take some getting used to since due to the shape of the thing. Reckon it'd be well suited to a cricket game desu -- at least the batting part (guess regular ol' motion controls could work for bowling, but I'm not sure how accurate they would be)
>>152325392heard there are little companions that pop up and do whimsical quips or something
>>152325523Yeah, it was written by a woman I believe
>>152325509youve got tall poppy syndrome
>>152325517why are you playing childrens games on a console designed to be a babysitter
>>152325533youre a faggot with a shit mick
any of you lads run a PS%?JB had them going for like $500 on Black Friday and I was almost tempted just cause of the price point but then I realised I'd likely never play the thing
*makes western shitters seethe*Ice cricket World Cup in Siberia
interesting how the cigarette tax is so high that the black market was created but the beyond ridiculous alcohol tax remains sky-high and people are happy to fork over money for booze at 3x its real market value at much higher rates, that there's no black market for that
morning shitjeet hows your weekend looking mate
>>152325547i don't play any vidya released after about 2001
>>152325577crisp fellow AOE II appreciator
>>152325562It's harder to move isn't it? Breakages with glass is expected and constant refrigeration from place to place. Consumption patterns are also very different. The people that can through a pack a day outweighs people who through half a bottle of spirits/half a slab a day.
>>152325547the only reason id consider getting one is for gta 6 because the cunts dont release it on PC until a year laterjust not enough games for it to be worth my time seeing as my steam libraries stackedwill be considering buying a steam cube when they get released
>>152325604yeah but not even black market private distilleries or anything, like they did in american prohibition times, no one's ever taken the initiative here to any degree, they're just happy to continue paying for extremely overpriced alcohol
>>152325609>a steam cubedidn't know this was a thing, and I had been considering a Steam Deckye my main consideration was for GTA VI too, don't want to have to wait for the PC port
i contemplated checking out eu5 but the system requirements on that are fucked and i'd need an entirely new pc to run it
love a designer cider me
Convict shitter you the six string strummer? Had my final OCS and there was a Nigerian there who tinkles the ivories asked me if i wanted to jam sometime. Not sure if scam of not tbqh
>>152325634We have very different types of crims to those times. These types of people don't really have the cognition to have actual production of product, just trafficking. As for the alcohol enthusiasts, we're very obedient I guess.
>>152325642any steam hardware is a pretty good shout these daysstill hoping they release a consumer grade SteamOS as that would help accelerate the (currently slow) growth of linux and death of microsoft
Fucking Windies not going for the win
>A ball that was inadvertently rolled into the Karen Rolton Oval pitch during the innings break forced the WBBL|11 match between Adelaide Strikers and Hobart Hurricanes to be abandoned on Friday night. >Umpires were left with little choice to abandon the match after the ball created a "hole" in the surface. It's understood an errant throw during the Strikers' warm-up to take the field saw the ball get lodged under the roller. i guess theres still hope for england in this test then
solid knock from Hope thatproppa test batting
the friday night neek is in I see
>>152325812crisp mirror owner
synthony is peak normie slop
Windies bros it's so fucking over
State of that review
I love Wags and his commentary but he needs to work on his th pronunciations
>>152325855yea proppa pooview that one
>>152325562Much harder to sell black market booze m8How are you gonna smuggle in a bunch booze as easily as ciggies when the populary australian drinks are still made here in Australia
Imlach more like Imshit
Where's the cheapest country to buy cigarettes? pretty much £20 a pack here.
Duffy just gave Foulkesy a kiss on the forehead kek
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DR1iCG1CfPD/
>>152325963pretty sweet delivery though, nice bit of inswing
eastern europe probably
>>152325989Aye>>152325967Russia
>>152325967the average across europe is only £6-7 even in nice countrieswe are just ridiculously taxed, even though early deaths by smoking cost less for the state than going into old age and so the personal decision should be treated like one and not as as a burden on society
think about just going bush sometimes, growing my own tobacco, making my own grain alcoholjust living off the landas god intended
>>152326090what about non-early deaths from smoking?say someone in perpetual poor health?
>>152326110an anomaly
yea indoor smoking is grimI appreciate that law
Maybe Nige will fix it.
Still haven't told mum I got arrested yetHopefully she doesn't ask why I took a random wednesday off when my court date comes up
>>152326153based me when i got mugged at knifepoint
>>152326153What did you do?
>>152326139He's a US stooge but still better than pooslime l*bour who lifted the 2 child benefits cap so all the stinking inbred pooslimes and workshy eng shitters can live off my fellow hardworking Hindus tax contributionsOh fuck it i'm tired of politiks gonna noodle the ol' six strings *whistles Soul Limbo* (128kbps shitter never recovered from it)
the chick I was going to ask out from the boot store last week wasnt there when I went in today. I think the mobile number she messaged me from was the stores mobile anyway. Might risk it and embarrass myself, might kill myself idk
>>152326166Pushed some bloke (and I mean just a push) at, um *checks bail conditions* a certain telecommunications shop for being a dickhead.Unironically have a newfound respect for coppers because they were all top blokes yesterday aye
>>152325562never bought homemade grappa of a wogmate, the post
>>152326139proper geezer thatnice
>>152326166>>152326214Even heard one of them talking about being glad to be getting home in time to watch the cricket
>>152326214Don't worry lad, if i was the judge i would understandTelstra workers are dumbcunts and it is frustrating dealing with them
now that bard has gone and got himself a gf there's no actual cricket players on /cric/. grim scenes
>>152326318playing cricket 26 (pirated) as we speak champ
I now play one of my OC seshes with a nephew of one of India's greatest cricketers. Quite an amazing coincidence to happen that he's one of my personal favourites. He was here on cricket business this year too
niece*
England are gonna lose this. But at least Root got to do some statpadding one last time I guess.
they should change cricket to incorporate some aspects of golf so the bongoloids have a chance to win again
Just get over it bnob getting diddled is part of your eng shitter culture. There is another OC sesh where the son of another famous Indian sportsman plays but that's national/low-grade international level
I really just want to slap the shit out of cunts
>>152326388kek
is this game closelad at work was pretending it was close and >we'd come back. then I heard some old lad on the train looking forward to going to the boxing day test. why are we so delusional lmao
The niece actually turned pro with some modest success
>>152326469>test cricket is dea-
>>152326469if you can knock us off quickly today then you would also need to score a decent 300+ score againchasing over 200 on this pitch will be hard, already seeing variable bounce which will only get worse
>>152326490>usWhich player are you?
>>152326517>youits the whole aus team here mate, we're just replying to comments on social media before we head down to the ground
this isn't social media, Marnus
more like anti social media
>convict shitter Wetherall has a Jimi tattooGood choice makes him more likeable than any of the public schoolboy eng shitters
I call him weatherlad
>Kane potentially about to roll his arm overkino
Gujarat Titans legend
nice cenny Greaves good knock
>>152326617more importantly he has an erykah badu tat
When in the 3rd session on the last day can both captains agree that it will be a draw and knock off early?
>>152326698I believe its the start of the last hour
>>152326139My missos dad is English and he fucking hates farrage something fierce. Always posting on Facebook memes about how retarded reform voters are (He doesnt vote)
>>152326705>"I love England but I would never live there" boomerKek, sounds like a riot
corr just nobbed a bird in the arselegally consensuallyher shitter was propa rancidwas phwoarin' all ovee the place
>>152326702Cheers lad
kek
>>152326705They are retards. Still less retarded than l*bour voters and Tories toffs
>>152326725Escaping criminal justice in the UK only applies to brown people Scott Kuggeleijn
Shall watch shield today me thinks
>>152326705Your gf/wife’s dad is exactly the kind of retard that has destroyed Britain and enabled all the Muslim rape gangs.
here we go, well done mateset shitjeet off with his le based politics takes nowgoing to spam 50 modi pics in a min
>>152326768I would contend that jews/british political class are responsible for that tbqhwy
>>152326809Yes, but they wouldn’t be in power without people like the previously described father in law.
>>152326517not a fan of this faggot shit>nooo you must put a chevron in before saying we or us or I wont be able to tell if youre a player or a supporterfucking kill yourself FAGGOT
the human mind is too well understood for true free elections to ever happen again
>>152326657Never really listened to her
>>152326906not very nice mate
>pushing 40 degrees>already onto my 3rd bundy and cokeyep, someones getting heemed later
was going to make a post about how nige and reform (and one nation here) exploit national populism to further neoliberal economic agendas that only benefit the corporate elite but decided against it because this is a cricket thread.
>>152326991>>152326994Found a volunteer mate.
What about free electrons?
>>152326940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np21rH7Ldtoshe's had a big influence on andre3000 during the peak of outkast too
>>152327022a radical notion.
>>152327035based outkast appreciator
only know that hey ya song and reckon its shit
>>152327067kek it is shit, worst track they released imho
kekBased Windies dabbing on the statpadding frauds that are the New Zealand cricket team
>>152327008>LE FUGG LE GOMEE BOOV XDXDXDXDGo back to /afl/ with the rest of the aus/pol/ ideologue blow-ins.
Done with my daily cryso are we ready for the cricket to start or what?
>>152327119no the crying will continue on my end after the cricket has finished
>>152327119Poofter
>>152327075i hated roses morethink this is my fav from them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwhBreZic8I
>>152327035Listening to her Tiny Desk. Shan't post because of doxx desperate subhuman eng shitters bnob and 128kbps but recorded little six string covers of Hey Ya, both the Outkast version and the sad versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c745E7T_Wvg>>152327040Oye Hoye
>>152327067listen to their 90s stuff
windies should be proud of this performance
>>152327083sound a bit mad mate?
>>152327177start with: so fresh so clean, miss jackson, bombs over baghdad. ATLiens
Shaking my head at the state of Indian MIC paralysis
>>152327153always loved Big Boi's 'neck smelling sweeter than plate of yam, with extra syrup' bar keklukewarm lullabies in your left ear
>>152327184this is a cricket thread mate, keep your political obsessions elsewhere
>>152327201>>152326994based retard
>>152327177thisATLiens and Southernplayalisticadillacfunkymuzik are great albums
>>152327217>"i can't read"i explicitly said i wasn't going to post about that because it's a cricket thread. keep up. if you want to shitfling about politics go elsewhere
Ive heard it on good authority that catches win matches
>>152327246t. has been
>>152327246spins mean wins
>>152327243thats pretty epic you gave a political opinion and then said its not for cric great post
tosses win losses
>>152326991whats a bundy
>>152327022for me?bound states
/afl/ are the worst posters in /cric/
>>152327282>i was going to discuss palaeontology on cric but i decided against it because cricket is discussed here>wtf y u disguss paylintolgy!1!!this is how stupid you sound.
Have you blokes ever been gangraped by a pack of africans?
>>152327246Dropped catches prolong matchest. eng shitter chief executive
give up mate your shit pseud politics but its not because its cric post wasnt funny, interesting or even worth posting
>>152327343nta, but mate you outlined your exact view and then said you wouldn't post it
fuck up commie poof
>>152327287ginges mean minges
rory mcilroy is putting on a show in the final round of the aus pga
poos out
>>152327040>>152327333More of a muon man myself (yes there are universities trying to design a muon collider)
Surely New Memeland don't set another embarrassing record
>>152327347t. prophet poohamhead
>>152327400this
bout to take a fat stinky overs rate
>>152327403feels like it all relies on roach staying in
would appreciate fewer thread splits this evening ladscheers
>>152327467this, please deport me, simply canNOT stand the weather here
>>152327472feeling an elite and muscular matchie coming along
>>152327385>-2 on the day through 12 huh
>>152327472cannot guarantee that unfortunatelytoo many plebs desperate to be the epic thread baker
>Aus vs USA in world cupMight be kino. Or might not follow soccer.
>>152327501that's going to be the "we don't care about this sport anyway" derby kekshame that england/scotland/aus/nz didn't happen
>>152327472bet youre the one doing it cheeky cunt kek
>>152327521i consider it appropriate that the australians were wearing yellow
>>152327521>throws bat because he's... le angry!!>has to go and pick it up calmly anywaykek
>>152327501when will afl tards do the same
>>152327554ovalpost? idk
hi guys theres a million wogball threads on spee at any given time appreciate if you keep discussion of it in /cric/ to the absolute minimum (zero)thanks in advance
>>152327554actually all the AFL has to do is to invent the "AFL Peace Prize" and award it to trump and then he switches side
Good evening. Just tuning in. This windies test is great. Bloody cold day at work today. wind chill about -30C.
>>152327590sounds bliss, currently sitting in my underwear with a fan pointed straight at me and still too hot
>>152327521kino
>>152327580Or just the "AFC's maddest cunt in the world" prize.
what happened to Brazil bro and his home made bat
What is wrong with the English?>Root jokes England's 'wheels would've come off' if he was captainDifferent story>England's prep not to blame for Gabba fielding errors, says Root>"We worked as hard as we could in the lead up to this," Root said. "We had five days of prep and we did a huge amount of catching and making sure we utilised those two sessions under lights well.>"You could look at it like that [England could have played in Canberra] but you can't replicate that surface [at the Gabba], the bounce, the way the nicks come. It's never going to be exactly the same, it's never going to be perfect. All you can do is give yourself the best possible chance and I think we've done that.He says you can't replicate the gabba pitch yet says using training pitches is a good enough replacement to practice on?
>>>/gif/29905137
>"In the lead up to this game we've got used to conditions, we've got used to the heat, we got used to the surfaces. The nets were at 3mm [grass length], the same as the wicket. We faced our own bowlers, we've caught under lights, we've caught in daylight and tried to catch in twilight as well. Sometimes they don't stick and you're always looking for answers.
>>152327735cricketing equivalents of these webms?
>>152327554Wogball seems like an extremely accurate name for soccer desu
kek that peewee fan is a true realist
that was gold, need more 12th man impersonations from the crowd
>>152327748the 90s
Imagine all the little convict Shastris running around convictstralia
>>152327832why not when a sub-saharan african side repeatedly defeated india in their own shithole over the past fortnight
>>152327854oh yeah. I forget South Africa is African sometimes
are we about to get more kino?
>>152327852>when you get mogged so hard you have to run to thailand to get fucked by trannies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsDSYSIBSYIHow good
>Clarky
kek>Since bowling Australia out for 132 in Perth - the best-case scenario for their fast but fragile attack - England have conceded a combined 583 for 8 in 101.2
this definitely should not be given out
clearly has not hit the glove right?
pick me din dins plez
based frankie, telling it like it is
>>152327988cashew chicken, garlic bread and a mud cake
yea it was pretty shit to just pressure the ump like that
>>152327988looks like shit tbdesu. if anything, focus on the most-right panel and construct a three-course
music at peewee grounds appears to be stuck in the last decade
>>152328045listened to triple m recently mate?
>>152328058no, haven't listened to the radio in about a decade
*peaks into the inner workings of the peewee eng shitter captain*
>>152328017Indian tier honestly
dire test match this
>>152327886SEEUATDAGABBAMOITE
>>152327988i'll have the lot. get a bucket.
>>152328091>wafer thin
was watching it but was falling asleep so now i'm just pissfarting around until the ashes start
>>152327943Howling
Are the peewees actually going to lose kek.
>>152328091
>>152328115eng shitter tier
>>152328110Just imagine losing a game you lead by 531 runsHighest successful 4th innings chase is only 418 tooThis will be a monumental loss
crick looms looms
>>152328168what does this mean for the black clash?
If England had taken all their catches yesterday then they'd be in a good position.So really, you could say that England took the moral victory yesterday.Am I doing this right?
lads, just realised>all-blacks vs all blacks
Maiden test fifty for Roach lmaooo fucking state of peewees
>>152327988What's a mud cake?
>>152328198yes.last series australia claimed a catch that was, in fact, grassed. we have yet to descend to this. so by default we have won the moral victory and the story and the film adaptation.
>>152328168K I'm imagining it.Now what?
>>152328216rich thick chocolate pud
>Bazballers want you to think this is shit test cricket batting
>>152328198not quite fella, a moral victory would be a small win that means nothing to the game but advances a narrative in a player's careers / team's history OR alternatively, is good for the future of the game
>>152328223Corrr sounds good.
If peewee shitters lose this all their previous tests are to be declared null and void with victory given to their opponents
>>152328221Now just wait for it to be an eventualityAlso tell your missus to visit her mothers for the night, she could do without the beating tonight
>implying he has a missus
>babby's first "OMG could they actually pull this off" moment in sportsThere'll be one wicket and WI will completely collapse within 20 mins
the way wagner says nu zilland really grinds my gears
>>152327480please watch our sport
Pretty sure well know the Windies are not winning thisThis is still an utter humiliation for New Zealand though
>>152327400now this is a policy i can vote for
>noooooooo you can't just have a match go down to the wire, that has to be a failure just classic test match grig filtering the filthy cazzies again
>>152328346i love it when its down to the wire, makes it more fun
>>152328346And this is what bazball seeks to destroy
>>152328198But England also only took 1 wicket off a good ball and had 5 free ones and hence have held no agency in the outcome of this match
Cameron Green has just been eaten by Taipans. RIP
Anyone got a photo of the ex?
>>152328411The first time I saw Cameron Green, i knew thats how it would end for him.
>>152328419i dont know what this is referring to sorry
Im an alcoholic
>>152323560
>>152328523based me
mel looks good in the green dress today
All the new players coming through are such boring npc types, its really looking grim.
>>152328523we know bro, hope you get better or worse, i dont care
>>152327988better to get a pasta and garlic bread, pizza is slop
>england last won a test match at the gabba in 1986grim
>>152328593>pizza is slopthis
driving around on a saturday I don't know how it's possible to not get road ragesome absolute faggots driving out there
Hope Windies pull off a win
>>152327988>Maguerita - Olives OreganoWhat the fuck is this bullshit
is putting your fielders in a line good captaincy?
fuck the umpiring has been absolutely elite today
>>151864919>>151864919NEW
>>152328523>>152328554
>>152328706thanks for the reminder ladREAL NEW>>152328730>>152328730>>152328730
i hope monkeydies lose the chase
