2nd Test, Day 2 @ the GabbaEngland 334.v Australia 246/3.last session of the day
YFO
Who here is wanking their fucking dick off?
my dominatrix regularly stimulates my prostate and i must say its fantasticcricket.
>>152312189Literally me right now
>>152312198Me, I’m a horny fucker
I was known for slapping the ball around as a youngster. There weren't many balls I saw that I didn't like.. and trust me I never held back
today I will remind them
>>152312198No I’m having a shit instead.That reminds me: Oi rugshitter lad you in?
Have enjoyed some chastity play in the past, though I will say its not great on your own unless you are a complete degenerate
what's more accurate winviz or google live win probability?
>>152312213of course im fucking in, champ
worried that it would have an adverse effect on the old mate albeit
>>152312212England won this game though ausjeet
>>152312212tour of pakistan fuck that
imagine if Head had scored a ton today haha
do india and pakistan still not play test cricket against each other?
Ben would be Stoked if he got another W about now iykwim haha
>>152312222>Im fucking in But the shit isn’t lol it’s on your carpet
>>152312212Kek that made me laugh, is that why root had a knob on the handle of his bat?
Business idea: watch and talk about the cricket
>>152312198I was an hour ago
>>152312231GONEGOTTEM
>>152312229They’re planning for them to play a test series in Australian
>>152312225isn't that just a trip to the shops
>whiskey>"smooth"Fuck off
>>152312199Did your dominatrix's twitter account get banned?
Imagine being British
i swear the pakistan government/army hid osama bin laden
>>152312248i can only...
>>152312227And old bloke at work knows Travs old man and apparently his nickname is "Gimmie" kek
>>152312249Nah the English weren't involved at all
You can't be dominated by a woman. Literally impossible
>cArse
That was a wide you fucking Deano
>>152312226>And no, you can't convince me that a man riding a dildo is not gayMissing out.Prostate is the male g-spot, sticking to dick stuff is the equivalent of a lady only playing with her breasts.
>>152312243steeped in anticipating for the race wars in Fed Square>>152312247yes lad
>>152312258What if she has giant tits and isn't fat
Think carse is kinda shit despite those wickets, I could have dismissed cameron green and smith was just unlucky/misplayed slightly
>>152312229pakistan dominates india link related https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1764930737274946.webm
The stupidity and lack of "stick-to-it"-iveness of these two teams truly demonstrating that South Africa are by some margin the best Test team in the world right now
we need a wicket here
Singing is cringe and childish
>>152312272trvke
>>152312272Another fucking saffa that thinks he's a britFeeling special cunt?
>>152312265>Stick your fingers up your bum>Smear shit all over themNot even remotely the same>>152312267If a man makes himself submissive to a woman then it's not the woman dominating him
>>152312258not physically anyway. Have met plenty of met who are utterly mentally eviscerated by women.
>>152312266way more indians here i don't think it'd be that interesting
>>152312277>wewhich player are you mate?
Jofra Archer: lazy
>>152312272bit in this
>>152312272South Africans also have the second most wickets this series as wellThey truly are an Elite Cricket Nation
business idea: you have to rotate the wicket keeper every over so everyone gets a go
>>152312260this is the post
GONE GOTTEM
>>152312258Just need to find the right one, m8.
carey looks like chris lilley
You are all forgetting that the Ashes were fucking DROPPED. It's over
>>152312303based time traveller
>>152312285Yeah I know one kek. Said he had a job offer to work in Antarctica and turned it down because that meant he'd be away from his gf. Remember when men used to go on year-long sailing journeys to the East Indies?
>>152312308This is just a worse re-telling of an old joke.
feels like this is slipping away now
>Run yourself out at 14 runs>Gift your opposing team 80 runs>only take 1 wicket>insist on keep bowling yourselfSo this is the hercules of england.
do poms really wear bras?
>>152312210It’s alright but better get the ordinary hot sriracha and mix it with some good mayo
>>152312312he is just using the Kayo stream m8
com pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu pu computer games
>>152312282>Smear shit all over themSkill issue.
i have been dominated by 2 women who filed sexual misconduct charges against me at the christmas party
If you've never dated a woman for years and slowly over time fucked with her head until you convince her to fuck other men for money and then you dump when she's too far in to go back and get a real job you aren't a real man
>>152312272>won 13 of past 14 tests>this includes wtc final and india awayUmmm based?
Brook fell asleep kekWhat bazball does to your brain
>>152312321Only the straight ones do
based stokes melty
>>152312313doing that in the modern day is basically just ending a relationship, or she will 6 months in
>>152312313remember when that south african assaulted someone in antartica during winter and all the other researchers started crying to their government to be saved because they feared for their lives and the government was like nah its too cold and just video called them a few times
>>152312326sounds like a nice time
if only there was some way to put a fielder where that gap isit's a shame it's off limits
https://youtu.be/phq8cRtPpkI?t=2488
>>152312321OOH AHH, BARMY AR' - HAS TO WEAR A GIRLY BRA
is stokes trying to take a wicket?
I'm not even watching the cricket lol
>>152312346I'm NOT clicking this
>>152312321GPS tracker, pls understand.
As I said >>152312066>>152312066
>>152312351Goon sesh?
>>152312340I feel like this is a typical experience when anyone is forced to spend time with south africans
How many test matches has inglis played?
>>152312266They've played eachother in the UK before in a ODI series
>>152312339>Stale pussy vs being able to tell chicks at the pub that you worked in Antarcticareal tough that
>>152312351crisp right wing australian polictically conservative man
Stokes is going to go poof bashing tonight for sure
>>152312346how old is this lass, lad
>>152312362I miss the odd tri series, bros
>>152312360Greg Inglis played 39 Tests for Australia m8
>>152312321Why is his nipple pierced
whats he thinking right now?
>>152312346
>>152312367dont think he will make it back from Sydney in time for tomorrows start of play m8
>>15231236039
>>152312313She’d cheat after about 3 weeks so…
england havnt won a test in australia for 15 years and we've got anons here claiming they called this result
>>152312376he's watching the greyhounds on an ipad
>>152312328Thought about doing this with an international student. Make her get big fake tits and lip fillers so she can't go back to her conservative Pashtun family Hmm that sounds pretty evil when you type it out
>>152312313Those sailors didn’t all leave wives at home they were mostly young unmarried men and they settled later if at all. And by young I mean 15
>>152312376nothing
GONE GOTTEM FUCKING BOWLED HIM
>>152312385nonce
lmfao Stokes is such a fucking drama queen
>>152312342>when you see your teammates eating eachothers sausagerolls
he's leaving his wicket open bowl at em and he's out
>Carey doing the same shit Green didFucking stop
There must be over 100 empty beer cans in my room
>scoring at a faster run rate than englad for a bigger scoreComprehensive story victory here, but unfortunately means that englad has won the moral victory by influencing the way Australia plays
>>152312372ODI cricket not being on FTA has seen it really fall off
>>152312318Shhhh just let it happen
>>152312393he really does look to play it up after he won that test match at headingley years back
>englel
theyre seething lads
>>152312404>influencing the way Australia playsAustralia have always played like this since the mid 90's m8
This is pretty funny
>>152312356Turning to shit implies they weren't shit beforehand, green got bored and took smith down with him by breaking his concentration. I want to swear at green for being a retard but honestly watching the english team is depressing and I'm an aussie.
Lol carse is completely cooked
Australia are just playing what’s in front of them look at this shit>>152312411
>>152312411this is what the batsman sees
>Cricket? Oooh noo we don't watch tha here in Stoke-Upon-TrentSeriously why does this woman have such a stereotypically English face?
What would you do if another man nicked you off in front of ur gf?
>>152312411>roughly 5% of balls bowled have hit the stumpslmao
>>152312421Shall be pondering this in bed tonight
>>152312422Looks like ai, strong jaw
>>152312393>i need new shoes
>Inglis was born in Leeds, England, and moved to Australia with his family when he was 14uhh lads
>Carey falling behind Inglis' strike rate/scoreSA bros... he's going to get dropped isn't he?
>>152312421Wew
>>152312426Call him a nicker
fucks sake catching is shit
>Stokes loves to bowl marathon spellshis body language does not tell me this though
>>152312433wow this is the first time im hearing about this
>mid-over drinksthis is why Smudge is the GOD captain
>>152312404
not a fan of the new instagram dark theme
>>152312409based StraffLORD
>>152312426make sure I score a century beforehand and then York the cunt in the next innings
Ducklett has dropped the ashes AGAIN
why do England have the shortest guy in the slips or as gully?
>>152312451want to fuck his sister and her friends xo
>>152312451mate have some respect, he plays for australia now
The English stand no chance
>>152312446Fucking hate this unfunny cunt
Stokes looks like he's gonna neck himself if he doesn't get a wicket tonight
>>152312433Honorary west Australian, around 8% of Perth were born in Britain
dropped the ashes
who the fuck keeps yelling "catch it" in the commentary box before the ball even gets bowled
Bit late in the evening for Benny I think. Time for sleep
>>152312453fucking kektop work m8
GONE GOTTEM >>1523124583, all THE REST ARE BUILT LIKE FRIDGES
>duckett has dropped the ashes TWICE
Fucking double agent
>>152312451That jacket button is doing more work than fucking Starc in this series
oh shit
Duckett more like Fuckett
>>152312458even after they stacked on weight?
Yikes
>>152312409Typical Inglisman.
Inglis more like English. POM RAT POM SCUM
>>152312466THIS IS YOUR FAULT
PEENGLIS
>>152312451Can someone give me the lore on this guy
3 bad drops
Another retard
>>1523124583, 2, 4, 1
>Inglis>English Might be onto something lads
Let's go nesGOD
>>152312478fucking tragic my god
GOTTEM
Is that Stokes' first good delivery today?
Stokes just fucking clean bowled the ashes
>>152312472>3I have bad news...>>152312478
>bowling at the stumps produces wickets huh
>bowl at stumps >the ball hits the stumps REVOLUTIONARY
>>152312478Front 2 milfs practically scream B4BBC
amazing what bowling at the stumps can do
WE GOT OUR WICKET
>>152312500She’s mine fuck off
>>152312478POV: you're a BBC
how the fuck do people keep getting out to this cunt who bowls slower than shahid afridi>guy in the box yells out "bowled him" before the ball gets deliveredthis shit is getting annoying
>>152312494He was a fucken crypto pom all along
>bowl at the stumps>take wicketsShall be taking my findings to the english coaching staff immediately
Aggers just said "genital wave" instead of "gentle wave" lel
>>152312512Its all rigged mate
thats out
outside the line
GONE LBW
>>152312512>he doesnt know about the scripttest matches lately always have one m8
CHALLENGE WE GOT TREE BRU
>One unmarketable tomatoWho the fuck can understand the DRS bloke?
Inside edge
rrock and rroll sarr
I smell a pooview
PLUMB
:)
How could anyone want Australia to win?
outside the line of something
Why is Neser in before Starc?
Stokes just loves farming the lower order doesn't he?
EDGED
>>152312539give england some false hope
>>152312539nesser is goated
career best figures for carse
>>152312535Because Australia stands for White supremacy
>massive inside edgelolhow does the bowler miss that? surely that's the one thing he should be seeing?
Why does Steve Smith still play for Australia? He doesn't even live in Australia anymore
Why does archer look different to the rest of the England team?
>>152312541he is one of the cheapest wicket merchants i know of
>>152312539Starc couldn't be found in the dressing home. Some say he was resting his giant balls in an ice bath after carrying the rest of the team for 2.5 tests
One more run and we win, right?
>Stokes and Carse are combined 5-209ish>talking up StokesBut this is still shit?
>>152312555He's catholic
>>152312546for me, it's george bush on the right
>>152312555half welsh
>>152312555bad lighting lad
3 runs to win
https://youtu.be/YxiL0t6taEg?si=oDRARATa6VW0uhAc&t=5
SCORES LEVEL
>Australia lead by 50>England all out for 134 tomorrow>Australia win at a canter
AUSTRALIA WINS THE ASHES
YOUR national anthem was sung by this woman
ANYONE SEEN THE LEAD?
Australia have won the story
DOES ANYONE HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS? - >>>/wsg/6044174>women's cricket
>>152312578she looks like a sweetie tbphwyl
>>152312578Classic british rose
>>152312461Beer ocklock
>>152312580Nah Marnus, Green and Smith all threw away their wickets. England get another one before end of play they win the narrative
Mum just asked me who's winning
>>152312555purely economic factors
STOP THE COUNT
England are currently LOSING the 2025 Ashes Series
Post some recent straffs
>nip wife thinks cricket is for indians
can't really bring myself to blame dropETT seeing as I've rather small hands myself. any other handslets ITT
>>152312589I’d say Australia look like they’re in the stronger position — basically “winning” for the moment. Here’s why:England were all out for a modestish total in their first innings. Australia are currently chasing — they’ve already almost matched England’s first-innings total, with wickets still in hand.
>>152312604 time to hit up ginza for a new wife m8
>>152312604pics
>England have bowled 5.8% of balls at the stumps>They've been 50% of the wicketsBit in this.
>>152312604Did you get cucked into leaving your own country?
Is Duckett related to Doggett?
stokes dead
>>152312613We went through this in an earlier thread. Abusing sex trafficked girls is disgusting.
stokes pretends hes injured exactley when they score more than us
>>152312619yes, first cucked out of south africa when i moved to perth and then cucked out of australia when i moved to japan. though japan is much better than the other options
>>152312620Don't think so
>>152312619Kek
>>152312620No, they spell and pronounce their name differently.
>>152312620Yes mate
>https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=5cb444661cf9bcf8&udm=2&fbs=AIIjpHxU7SXXniUZfeShr2fp4giZ1Y6MJ25_tmWITc7uy4KIemkjk18Cn72Gp24fGkjjh6zMCa7_MMjQ9iBkHsfpWm-f7VVXbasxhHRYUnwKRa4eRI_U3vDbWZY4XApR_2A4VlYOxA0VAEuNnJXN9PWNfBVBS_jAwjk_nF8yl-QCp95xvr3b2IJ5zmd_GGi9nBdH6rvwzkkSgk4uI1JDNnAD_9V8lnwFUQ&q=british%20chicks%20sucks%20bbc&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjK2KrwpaaRAxWpTfUHHX1RGQoQm-ELegQICRAE&biw=1638&bih=903&dpr=1.36&no_sw_cr=1&zx=1764932495937&sssc=1&vet=12ahUKEwjK2KrwpaaRAxWpTfUHHX1RGQoQm-ELegQICRAE..iUh poms, how do we blame the cheating Aussies for this one?
>Noooo, I NEED to take tailender wickets!The Cowardly Ben Stokes
breaking down on the second day
just start hitting these cunts for six
Stokes playing up cramp for sympathy points
The commentators just dont shut the fuck up, thats the modern style, and they have to tell us their opinions after every ball, wish they'd shut the fuck up
we literally dont have a bowling attack
>>152312626>marrying up a trafficked woman to get her out of it is disgusting
>>152312630are you working for a Japanese company?lovely place but fuck working there
Missus finally gone to bed, /gif/ looms
>>152312628I would just hide in the dressing rooms and hope everything works out.
If I was batting things would have gone down differently....
>>152312644this part of the charm of grig is the quiet, contemplative moments
>>152312639I'm NOT clicking that virus fuck off hacker
>>152312650Based tranny chaser
>>152312646>middleman is worse than the end userThis is you
>>152312647no I work remotely for an australian company thankfully.
>Inger land
>>152312644some of the past passages of play to watch are easily when they just shut up and you can hear leather on willow and the players talking
>>152312630I thought you were from Melbourne
Stokes acting like a drama queen
Australia should declare.
>>152312659smart man, hope you're enjoying it mate
>>152312666perth -> melbourne -> japan
>>152312644dead air = bad Russell Crowe always said if they audience can see it themselves don't talk about it
>>152312604Andy is not wrong though
>>152312644the commentary is so dire half of me wants an ai trained on 40 years of Richie and the other half thinks its too disrespectful
soap opera from stokes
>>152312659>not wanting to get into a Jap company but then have them try and make you quit by locking you in a room with nothing to do for 8 hours a day
>>152312677best use for AI I've heard of lad
>>152312674So you're from Melbourne, not keen to go there
>>152312683Sounds like a dream job.
YORKER AT THE STUMPS RIGHT NOW
If i was a batsman and Archer was bowling to me i would be backing out during every run up Archer does with his gold chain swinging around and make sure the umpire tells him to take it off
Lads question, is it worth cold messaging my high school oneitis I haven't spoken to in 7 years to see if she wants to shag?>>152312659Is Japan really all it's cracked up to be?
>backing awaystop it cuntNeser has first class hundreds
>>152312659where abouts are you? Kyushu was good when I went, mainly due to fuck all tourists there
>Australia breaking the back of England's bowlers for the rest of the summer because we made them bowl more than 60 overs in a day's playDevilish
>>152312694fair and the bling shouldn't be allowed cheating caribbean poms
What is a cricket pitch made of? They often refer to the grass but it just looks like dirt, and surely the ball wouldn't bounce well on regular grass
Lads im fucken pissed might say something soon.
>>152312644Crazy to think that you put on the radio and the commentary lets you take in more of the atmosphere than when you’re watching the tv
>>152312694>>152312701>In a 1993 cricket match, Australian batsman Dean Jones asked West Indies bowler Curtly Ambrose to remove his white sweatband, which Jones said was a distraction. A reluctant Ambrose, after being pressured by the umpire, removed it and responded by bowling a devastating spell of fast, hostile deliveries that led to his team winning the match and series. Jones later admitted the request was a desperate mistake to provoke Ambrose, which backfired spectacularly.
>>152312695Pathetic
Why is Archer wearing a watch?
>>152312703Natural Turf Pitches (Most Common in Professional Cricket)A natural cricket pitch is usually made from:Clay-rich soil — provides hardness and bounceGrass (usually couch grass) grown and maintained on topA compacted, rolled surface to create a flat, hard playing areaGroundskeepers carefully roll, water, and prepare the pavement to control pace, bounce, and spin.
>>152312673thanks lad, japan is great >>152312683can see the appeal but am a workaholic so not quite for me. >>152312686you're not missing out lad >>152312695if you're autistic and don't care about being part of society + don't work for a Japanese company then yes. otherwise no because Nips will never see you as anything other than a token to practice some english with. >>152312699Tokyo. Where abouts in kyushu? I want to go to Fukuouka some time
>>152312712fucking idiotic to say an armband is a distractiona gold chain swinging about though is easily a big distraction and i just think batsmen are too afraid to say something about it
>>152312716If I wanted an AI response I would've asked AI
>Ponting ripping into green while camera zooms on ln green kek
>>152312713Truth be told I haven't got over her, I don't think my ego can handle her being the one that got away. I actually asked her out, she said yes, and then I dumped her a day later.
>>152312644On TNT they’re actively cheering on the English and yes very much too much talking about nothing. English viewers might prefer that idk, I’ve turned the sound down and would turn the commentary off if there was an option
the gabba is still a shithole
>>152312724:( just trying to be helpful
Fuck off you weeb faggot
>>152312730very true it looks dogshitIndianesque even
>>152312703It's very firmly compacted soil with grass cut as short as possible, so it's mostly a hard surface with a tiny bit of cushion
Asian women are the best
Neser looks a good stick, 450 on the cards easy
Tim Paine would have declared 10 minutes ago and Starc would have gotten 2 wickets before stumps
>>152312745wheres the benis?
Butterfingers
>>152312745More thanks
ASHES STATUS: DROPPED BY YOU
>Dropped againThat's 4(?) drops this innings?Absolute spuds.
OH NO NO
>>152312745that is a man
>>152312694>be black>wear the chain
Kek absolute state
I think they should have practiced with the pink ball hey
CARSE IS SO FUCKING SHIT
>>152312746he would be such an elite cricketer :(
OI BINLAND YOU'RE MEANT TO CATCH THE BALL YOU FUCKWITTAS
stokes is not a top 2 main bowlerwe are missing 2 elite bowlers
>>152312718Basically went to every prefecture or whatever you call them, Kagoshima, Miyazaki, Nagasaki, Kumamoto and Fukuoka I liked it all really, Ohri park in Fukuokaa was lovely
>>152312745im 5'6 iykwim haha
CATCH ME WHEN I FALLOR ELSE I WON'T COME BACK AT ALL
Bad drop
cringestop dropping sitters you useless CUNTS
>>152312763they did m8in the nets for like a day or 2 between all the golf
going to bed as soon as play ends
>>152312745>Asian women are the bestbut never to date and NEVER to marry or have kids with
GAMES FUCKING GONE LADS4TH CATCH
>>152312712I love Dean Jones, especially that story of him batting 200 while vomiting through his helmet
>>152312745YUMMO
>>152312730All Aussie stadiums with the exception of the WACA
Is this love that I'm feeling?
Mad how England are so shit at literally everything
dropland
>Pink Ball? Yeah mate, getting heaps of practice
Did somebody say kfc
>>152312786they're good at whinging
Who’s the prick in the crowd with the whistle? Almost as bad as the trumpet nonce.
I giggle at ever golf joke tbqh lads
>>152312782>vomitingand pissing and shitting don't forget
Dropped the ashes again
>>152312745deceptive angle making it seem like 5'7 is anywhere near tall
>>152312756>+15
HAHAHAHAHAimagine being Englishimagine being proud to be English
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
i got pink balls iykweim haha
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Dropland
Seriously, we need to get rid of every single one of these arrogant born-to-rule public school cunts and these arrogant saffer/kiwi/wherever white colonials like Stokes who play under our flagBazball is the fulcrum of their arroganceIt's just a fucking game to themNeed more honest Yorkshiremen and inner city south asian kids
bizness idea: hold onto a catchyou know it's embarrassing when you start to feel slightly bad for them
DROPPED THE ASHES
Ashes status = DROPPED
Lol what a farce
I could have caught that
Keeper stunlocked KEK
>>152312791They whinge a lot but they aren’t good at it, like it’s nothing insightful or interesting just moaning about this and that and mostly things they’ve heard about other people moaning over
Why the fuck are they going hammer and tong, just take your time for the next 10 and then start fresh tomorrow, ffs
that's like 3 drops in 10 minutes KEK>>152312788based uzzie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADROPLANDKEK
>>152312796It was in India so no saw anything unusual.
Catching is total dogshit smith is a rugshit keeper
Why can't england catch? Why can't new zealand fly planes?
>>152312770holy based. kyushu is the one part ive not been to yet but yeah everything i hear about it is positive
Shot!
>>152312817I think playing under lights fucks with their mentality. Usually when you play under lights its the shorter format and they cant mentally adjust to test conditions.
>>152312824Unironically Aaron Judge would be better than Bradman if he played cricket
God wants Australia to win.
>Root gets marked down as dropping a catch>When it was easily the keeper's catchkek
>>152312384Are you shagging her?
Ben Foakes will be having a right chuckle at home
>>152312824wrong thread mate, we don't go for that am*rican dross here
>>152312824how come you're Shohei posting in /cric/ lad?
>J Smith didnt even attempt the catchmaybe pick a wicket keeper next time England, and not a batsman who puts on the gloves for a little bit
>>152312806Fuck off paki cunt
Pink ball cricket is shit
>Rooted in place
Lads is it true that catches win matches?
These TNT commentators were whinging about the heat and humidity and the harder pitches earlier, that’s the sort of example I’m referring to. Now they’re whinging about the dropped catches, boring
shame there was no webm lad for stokes dry heavingthat is >mfw english catching
>>152312806Why do you call the schools rich cunts go to public schools? Here they're private schools. Don't tell me your government actually gives taxpayer money to places like Eton
Unironically i reckon the english wicket keeper should have at least played that pms XI game so he could get used to the pink ball
>>152312586You country is even more pozzed than ours you stupid polnigger cunt so stop making that fucking comment fucking faggot
>>152312806>Need more honest Yorkshiremenbased(i say that because i like their accents)
>>152312847Drops lose ashes
England should recruit Inglis unironically
>>152312826Except the active volcanoes not keen on those though no bears so that's good
Would /cric/ declare now?
archer is way too emotional, has a sook multiple times an over
>our best 3 bowlers aren't even playing
>>152312826loved it mate, went back to Osaka/Tokyo at the end of my trip and hated itHiroshima was pretty good too from memory
>pat cummins in the com box tomorrow
>>152312855honest not special needs>>152312861Only idiots declare their first innings (unless there’s been delay to play)
>>152312862BBCsissies...
I have a solution to england's catching woes. Pay each catch $10000. I guarantee that they'll be holding onto more than they drop.
>getting clattered by a bowlerThis pissed me off when Archer did it to us last night, so I'm glad Neser is unloading here
how is it better to bowl at night if the fielders supposedly can't see the fucking ball?
Australia won't declare. They'll stay in as long as possible and force the draw. They're already ahead in the series and the rest doesn't matter to them.
>>152312842He has a point it is truly bizarre that the 3rd and 4th generation British sub-continentals are barely playing cricket to such an extent you have to bring in so-called “white refugees” from Africa. On the face of it it doesn’t make sense
>>152312867more like pat commins then iykwim haha
Is it immoral to catfish your own sister for feet pics
If England didn't have half their batsmen out for a duck every single innings they could be decent
Neser has better technique than Green. Why does that fraud keep getting a chance? You're better off investing in Inglis.
>>152312874I guess it's supposed to be more difficult to bat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg
>>152312872Already used that money to fund more indian immigrantion
>>152312875it's the second day numbskull they'll want a little jaunt tomorrow morning before putting england in
>>152312878No
>>152312863we have given England so many chances>perth test first up which has a big Pommy population>move day night to gabba instead of our day night fortress Adelaide>2 bowlers injured>batsmen in middled formwhat else is there?
>>152312878nah pretty sure Jesus did the same thing mate so you're good
When are they going to bring back Konstas?
banter aside england have done well herewe are still in this day 3with the worst team ive ever seen us take to the other side of the world
>>152312824cal raleigh should've been mvp
>meet woman>seems cute and innocent>sells feet pics and has body count of >100can anyone explain?
How is Carey on 40
>>152312895Indian tour to buckbreak Bumrah again
>>152312892England batting first both tests, we didn’t rig the toss
>>152312898SO true
>>152312896But Britbro, I thought WE had the weakest team in years?
>>152312874if the bowlers actually bowl at the stumps it makes batting really difficult
>>152312900Internet made gaining access to good looking women easy. Women get retarded when showered by attention.
>>152312911i recognise more of ur players than our players
Feel bad for Atkinson he seems like a good dude but just not very good at cricket
>>152312904He’s just playing what he sees
>>152312865Osaka is extremely overrated. Simply don't see the appeal at all.Tokyo is a shitty tourist destination but excellent to live. Really not much touristy stuff here at all
>>152312911Saw a pom in r/cricketengland crying about how the bowlers were suffering from the heat. It's 22 in Brissie. Forgot poms actually legit die like flies in 30 degree heat
>Atkinson has probably been their best bowler, but because he hasn't taken flukey wickets like the other mongs, England won't rate himJust as planned
Drinking a great northern, tastes like slop compares to coopers green
>>152312921Nobody cares about reddit opinions
>>152312921Any temp above 30 is uncomfortable shit though, to be fair
I said we'll declare on 450 and I stand by it
Will an Englishman ever take a wicket this series?
picking the ball up as a batsman if it stops near your feet, based or cringe?
not a big fan of the english supporters cheering when smith catches a throw from a teammate
>>152312921>every report of a record heatwave in Europe as temperatures soar into the high 20s and dozens of Brits curl up
>>152312921It’s not an excuse. It’s normal Brisbane conditions everyone is aware and they’ve had time to prepare themselves for it and most importantly it’s the same for Australia
>>152312931I always thought it was a nice thing to do
>>152312937Crazy they actually die in like 26 degrees
>>152312931cringeyou should stand your ground while leaning on your bat and just stare down whoever comes and gets it
within cells interlinked
>>152312944You're lying, surely
the pressure of being 100 behind at the start of our innings will be enough there will be a epic collapse
>>152312931A batsman should never touch the ball apart from striking it with his bat during a delivery. It's that simple.
Spent an hour walking back to my car from the police station in the 39 degree heat today
>>152312950I'm sure the lads will dig in and play a sensible, careful innings
>>152312920Yeah I went to that shibuya crossing and almost vomited at the amount of cunts trying to take photosHow is up north? Thinking of going there if I head back
>>152312900dream woman. love to be a footographer for my hotwife
>>152312950i can already see them trying to baz it from ball one to take back the lead
>>15231292725 and above is considered HOT in sports. You can see it during footy season early on or if they play in Darwin once it’s 25 there’s a noticeable difference, it’s physiological
I am ashamed to be English
>>152312950No pressure at all lad Baz will have him firing what do you mean
>>152312950> 100
Wouldn’t they come over early and spend time up north to acclimate, is winning the ashes not important in the bazball era?
cummins should declare
>>152312962You’re not paki
>>152312900small hat tribe
england have dropped the ashes MULTIPLE TIMES in this ONE session alone
lads im a casual does sledging still happen? i remember as a kid reading about how gilly and co would be posted up behind batsmen talking shit and nibbling away at them all day
its been england's day
>>152312957fucking hate those cunts seriously. Up north is nice. recently went to hokkaido and it was beautiful. amazing food, very few tourists, locals were all friendly. also nice mix of city + outdoorsy stuff to do.
>>152312975not really a thing now thanks to stump mics
>England had to bowl 73 overs in 22 degree heatIt's fucking over, they will literally never recover
>>152312975hopefully not
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>very little separates these 2 teamsabout 44 runs and 4 wickets separate them, fuck I hate Brayshaw
>>152312975does not happen anymore you would get fined and possibly suspended
>will jacks bowled 1 (one) overShall be pondering this tonight
>>152312969They could do a short tour of PNG play a few internationals up there for 2-3 weeks
>>152312987>9 posts early
>>152312987Way too earlyWe're in here>>152312983>>152312983>>152312983
>>152312975nah more just constant, banal, repeating chatter instead of direct sledging
>>152312950i had a very very normal looking and behaving girl tell me she was an escort in early 20s when we were curled up in bed togetherjust ignored what she said at the time but then told her we should see other people when i was leaving the next morning
>>152312975It still happens, but usually away from stumps. Plus there’s still chatter (Lasagnaface does this) and barracking from the crowd
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KEKS SAKE I DID A NEW EARLY AND WAS WAITING >>152312979>>152312979>>152312979>>152312979>>152312979>>152312979
>>152313001Was she good in bed?
>>152312981that sounds great, will take a look if I decide to go back.Have a good night mate, take care
>>152313010>>152313008>>152312996this is a fucking shambles ladssort it the fuck out
>>152313014yeah she was - wasn't the only red flag thoughshe wanted to be impregnated on like the 5th date
>>152313008>>152312996This one was made by a nonce >>152312987This one made by a really early cunt
>>152313028That's not a red flag, m8. It's a giant green light that she wants your babies.
>>152310672>>152310672>>152310672REAL THREAD HERE
/cric/ makes new threads as well as england takes catches.
>>152313039eh, i still have her nudes saved so im good for now>>152312987i've decided this is the one
which fucking thread do i use AAAAAAAAAAA
>>152313057My op is the best >>152312979
