Smudge edishThe ashes continueOld: >>152309788
>>152310665This ain't it unc
This one
>>152310665all these extra luggage costs are factored into ticket prices too
YFO
youre lucky you didn't put the score in the OP or else i wouldn't be touching this thread
Ice pack oughta fix it
painal
9/10 in the scrandle
>>152311398>>152311410reckon the toe would hurt more
has anyone checked on jake after he got hit in the foot?
poostralians are plodding out the rest of the series for draws, VERY cowardly and soulless cricket
walk it off soft lad
>thinks it will be a drawbased retard
>>152311423he is dead m8getting hit in the toe kills you
getting dangerously close to having a 3rd day here
>>152311420Weatherald got hit in the toe and walked straight off the ground for treatment.Green seems able to keep on batting.
rained out Sydney test still looms
>Night time >pink ball>numbers and names on shirtNah you’re alright poof
#bullied
kinda ironic that the bully cant handle any pain going his way
>>152310665selfish cunt bringing 40kg of luggage
>Could've had Australia 3/10>Instead they're now 3/247I'm sure those extra 60 runs were worth it.
a new >>152311421>>152311421>>152311421
hey guys wanna see me do something stupid next over?
Since my wife and I's girl names were so popular, I'll share our boy names too:>Rune>Cohen>Rhys>Cullen (hers)>Ian>Reed>Taran>Levan>Llewellyn (she hates it)
Does Smith really play the guitar?
>>152311432>it's another "australia slowly builds an insurmountable lead and doesn't give their opponent the time to catch up to it and forces the draw after already getting one up on the series" episodeseen this one way too many times, such an overdone narrative
>>152310665a fucking guitar what a fucking mong joe root would never
>>152311449that edgbaston declaration really cooked Stokes
>>152311454next over never comes
>>152311452now whyd you go and do that?
A lot to unpack in this picture.
>>152311455only ian is okayllewellyn could only work if you're actually full-blown welsh (which i doubt)
>>152311455Cohen is a Jewish surname.
>>152311457dont reply to me again faggot
>>152311464His thread stopped crashing
>>152311455reed like reed mahoney that little pest
i personally dont post in any new thread until about 15 minutes after the thread spergs make a bunch of threads and just regularly refresh the catalog to see which is the new one
>>152311465its been ripped open by customs cant be too careful he does have history
>>152311464Because why the fuck are we using a shit old one. It’s just because the OP of this wanted someone to use his thread so posted it before the bump.
>>152311455not great other than Ian and maybe Rhys.
Let the bongs make the new threads going forward because they do it properly
>>152311455>Cohen>Cullen >reed>runeMore fucking surnames wtf, stop this shit
Cheesy moon
Border slurring his words. He did it last year as well when he commentated one of the india games. I thought he was drunk then, but i think he's degenerating
>>152311480what's the difference?
how many times has archer got smith out? (by taking his wicket)
>>152311477This makes you a thread sperg, just a different breed
>>152311490Not a well known stat, but it's zero times.
>>152311480Fuckup cunt
>>152311455>LlewellynBASED
corr CRISP late cut
>>152311395Are you the Whitsundays chad from a month or two ago?
>>152311493how many runs has Smith scored against Archer conversely?
Batting looks very hard right now, but if they use their bat to hit the ball instead of their elbows, toes and fingers (the most painful spot) they may find it somewhat easier
>>152311455>Runelevel 99 name fellow redditor
he holidays in swansea
Who /losing to win/ here?
>>152311503>fingers (the most painful spot)debatable
>>152311501about 100
>>152311504Based primary school runescape pmayer
>>152311515there was a kino viking game called Rune, youngin
>>152311503>batsman got his finger hit>still bats on>other batsman got his toe hit>no one has heard or seen him sinceare you sure the fingers are the most painful spot?
>>152311508pp phinger :)
>>152311455If I'm in grade 5 and a kid in my class is named Reed, I'm calling him Peed until he has a lifelong complex about it
Do you guys think /cric/ will ever get a female poster?
>>152311455>ian>llewellynbased faggot who is gay for james bond but too much of a pussy to outright name the kid james.
>>152311506More of a Bicheno man me.
>Run rate: 5.12Would've been a winning score in most ODIs pre-2010.
australia still need another 200 runs here
The much vaunted England “fastest ever pace attack” turned out to be total shit>even Atkinson has turned to shit. >Archer cooked after 1 and a half tests just like in the summer v India >Stokes the best bowler but can’t bowl too much before breaking down >Carse just arse It doesn’t matter how bad Australia is, England just falls over its own dick constantly with meme batting and meme bowling line-ups
>>152311522>not Reed's Peed and Sneed
>>152311531very true
>>152311500It’s spacky in Swansea, for some reason he treats this place like his personal blog. Unfortunately he’s incredibly boring and pathetic.
>>152311531Stokes forced Archer to bat for 3 hours before tossing him the ball and tell him to charge in, kek.
reminder>>152309869
>>152311520Can't see any way I could possibly disagree with this, you have convinced me
>>152311531also remember that not a single English born bowler has taken a wicket yet this series
That was four.
>>152311535And that's just the start
>>152311518Runescape and age of empires for me. boomer
That was 4
Give root an over?
smith will begin to panic when he realises he isnt going to get to 100 tonight
4 all day
Smith got 'em on a fucking string
>English fieldingkek
>>152311526Llewellyn came to me through No Country actually
>SCORE REVIEW UNDERWAY>THERE IS NOT DAYLIGHT BETWEEN PLAYER AND BALL. DECISION ON THE SCOREBOARD.
STOVE SMOTH
>celebrating 50s
Congratulations on your 50 Steven Smith, very nice innings so far and I hope you continue on in the same fashion.
>Carse wears number 92>KWAB
>>152311564It's a surname. Most of your list is surnames.
been watching ashes for 20 years and still don't know the lyrics to the default boomy army song
>>152311572How far we have fallen
WOON FDEM NO WOON FDEM FORDWARD NO BECK BECK. BECK.BECK FDEEZE IT THERE
My Anglican diocese is electing a new archbishop this weekend. I'm converting to Catholicism if they elect a woman. Bad enough what they did Canterbury.A solid half-century from Smith there.
England would like to break this partnershipConversely, Australia would like to continue scoring runs without this partnership being broken.
aim for his head
Have England ever tried picking players without retarded surnames?
>>152311579all i know isWE ARE THE BARMY ARMY!!*TRUMPET NOISES*THE BARMY ARMY!!!*TRUMPET NOISES*
>Bazball brainlet cricketShan't be watching that
Newby here, has anyone ever scored a double 50 before?
>>152311579>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY
>>152311586that's right
Archer wont be able to move tomorrow
>>152311576It absolutely isn't
>>152311586With insights like that you could get a commentary job with TMS
>>152311586love your work every single cricket commentator since 2010~
>>152311579its the same weird song we used to sing at scouts
>>152311597Status?
These vanilla slice maxibons are elite
Imagine Runeing Our kids life b giving him a shit name.
>>152311597why he so weak? a brickie will work all day in the sun then get on the piss and gear half the night and then do it again
>>152311603rugshitted
Bouncers loom
>>152311598ReedCohenCullen are all surnames
>>152311576its also a first name but i agree, the list is retarded and giving your children 2 surnames is american-tier
>>152311588Short answer:No — England have never selected Test cricketers based on surnames, “unusual” names, or anything similar. Selection has always been based on form, fitness, conditions, and squad balance (even if fans sometimes disagree with the selectors’ choices!).If you’re asking because England have had some players with memorable or quirky surnames (e.g., Tufnell, Headley, Crawley, Duckett, Foakes, Hoggard, Gubbins, Blatherwick, etc.), that’s just coincidence — cricket has always had a huge variety of surnames across nations.
>>152311598yes it is m8>Arthur llewellyn>Bill llewellyn>Cameron llewellyn>David llewellynetc
>>152311603Buck broken
The clear best barmy army song is the musical theme from a movie about a conflict none of them were alive during where they have immense pride over people that have been dead 50 years winning.
>>152311585>high church Anglicans grim gtfo
see, those extra runs between Root and Archer was worth it instead of over bowling under the lights with a new ball, Australia are still losing ;)
just gave my neck a really satisfying crack
>>152311608the gold chain is weighing him down
>>152311501he hit him in the head once when he was having the series of his life and the englander loves that>>152311608lazy genes
if I was a batsperson I would be loving every bouncer because you just know that the bowler is seeeeething kek
>>152311626based me every morning as soon as i wake up
>yeah m8 I might try to chop this onto my own stumpsthe autism was tingling there
>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY>*HONK HONK*BARMY ARMY
>>152311606noted
>>152311617There are just as many examples of it as a given name
kinoon (kino moon)
>10 posts a minutefreshies trying WAY too hard rn ong
Australia trail by 6 7
BANE SPOTTEDBIG STRONG ALF
much rather the barmy army honks than the Indian vuvzelas and screeching after every ball that hits leg pads
Llewellyn A Davies
I'm lutheran but I went to catholic high schoolremember going to my first mass and thinking "what the fuck?" when they brought the communion out
watching the cricket
if I was a bowler I would be loving every bouncer because it gives you a chance to Phil Hughes them. kek.
/afl/ spotted
Isn't it weird that England's moon and Australia's moon are the same thing? They're on the opposite side of the planet; it don't make sense
>>152311639>doesnt list anyyour done for m8
>>152311657>t. David Warner
Big swing no ding haha
>>152310665The bloody Pom's over rate is terrible. They're deliberately slowing the game down.
>nearly been an hour>not even 10 overs bowledholy fuck, can we hang brendan mccuullum?i think i know why bazball works now, they score fast but bowl slow so the opposition cant score
tense
>/gayfl/ trannies in Brisbane grim, League has fallen.
It just clicked for me that Gus Atkinson is Joe Root if he took that HGH program that Pissi Cuckitini took
how mentally cooked are england right now?
What name is straffo posting under these days I can't find him on a search
>draper>allenLiterally who beats them
should be getting to 300 as quickly as possible and sending them in under lights, unfortunately smith is a shit captain and an even shitter person who is only in this for personal gain, to get himself a final century, and to make people forget the disrepute he brought upon australian cricket in 2018
Good question. It depended on when the trip happened — but here’s roughly how long it would take when England cricket team sailed to Australia (pre-air travel) for The Ashes or other tours:In the early days (mid-1800s), sea voyages from Britain to Australia typically took 70–110 days. By the later 19th century, with faster clipper ships, the journey time dropped to about 50–70 days. Once steamships and the faster routes (e.g. via the Suez Canal) became common — around late 19th / early 20th century — voyage times could fall to roughly 40–50 days. To give a concrete example: on the first England tour to Australia in 1861–62, the team departed from Liverpool in October and arrived in Melbourne in December — a journey of about two months.
>>152311672he's boycotting twitter because of elon
lads the commentators are making fun of Smith again
Green will be gone in a minute hes made his 30 runs
>>152311675smiths a legend
Slow over rates is a feature of “bazball” don’t you remember the last Ashes?Spending this long you’d think they might bowl better.
Draper looked shitfaced
>>152311606>$5.75>only 4 in a pack>on half price specialfuck me
>>152311675enough about stokes for most of that though
I've got the sound off why do they keep showing this group of lads on their phones?
>>152311666>Australia bowled England out in time to avoid any over rate penalties>. . .>Australia refuses to get out, England gets docked a whole load of points for their over ratekekekek
>>152311675Smith's batting style brought more disrepute to the game than 2018
>>152311693He's the cric bf
>>152311678>To give a concrete example: on the first England tour to Australia in 1861–62, the team departed from Liverpool in October and arrived in Melbourne in December — a journey of about two months.corrr imagine the shadow batting
>>152311675How about a full stop, champ?
>>152311675We will anon, tomorrow night.
bang
Just went to woolies to pick up some Ice Cream lads
This bowling is terrible
>>152311675That was valid for England when they were 7-8 down. With Australia only 3 down they should be aiming to bat until this time tomorrow.Although given the way they're batting at the moment, maybe they will declare soon.
BAZZED
>>152311684
B U L L Y
England would ideally like to stop leaking boundaries while taking some wickets.
>>152311675retarded take. At this point in time Australia should be aiming to bat once this test
>Jobra hobbling like hes been buck broken
>Have a longstop in (keeper is crap)>He still misses itKEK
miss uzzie, bros...
We Bazballing
YEAH IT'S OVER, GO HOME
Kek get fucked pope
jamie smith got that retarded look in his eyes. is he actually disabled?
WALLOP
>>152311688E L I T E
takasugi mari
no respect for the bowler
Got fucked in the Carse
>>152311732what happens when you are named cArseonly fair innit
G O N EONE
Honestly it’s the feature of Stokes time as captain, >we can’t bowl out sides.
>>152311675Why the FUCK would you declare while tied (or behind!?) with another two batters left to come and a couple of decent batters from the bowling unit?If they get through the night they could bat another 50 overs tomorrow and leave the Poms 200 behind starting their innings.
>>152311724He'll be back(playing for Pakistan)
this is getting badheads are dropping
What's with all these short deliveries
>cARSE
>>152311746think England might be thinking they have the Aus tail in
Pozzies going to post a 200 innings lead before declaring.
This has to be the best English squad ever sent to Australia.
>stream died >cant watch cArse get arse smacked
i miss johnny bairstow the tubby cunt
Australia should be slow and defensively until stumps, and then declare overnight.Absolute mindgames powerplay
genuinly never heard of half this england team
Smudge getting triggered by the bogans kek
>>152311746This is Bazball.
Smith is a diva at times
unironically, when do the english fans finally turn on the bazball ethos?enough is enough
>hit carse out of the attack>archer completely buck broken>stokes could fall apart any secondLooking grim for the en*lish
Carse is a fucking can
Is Adelaide a day nighter also?
>>152311675the sneer of cold command
>17 off the overEL OH EL
>>152311746retardation
4 3 6 1 1 WD 1
archer will retire through injury one of the games greats with less than 20 test matches
>camera immediately cuts to the first guy who made smith step asideknew it was coming, i love cricket's cameraman/direction
>>152311622>he's a peeweevangelical schismatic whose traditions can only be traced back to the 16th centuryunfortunate.
>batting first then conceding more first innings runs in less time against whilst watching your opponent perfect your own strategy against you
>>152311780needs more shots of sexy women tho
>makes Archer do another run-in
fucking trannys
>>152311752>since 2010*fixed that for ya m8
>>152311772wild to think he's carrying 40 dollars worth of warm piss there
Which player has the fittest wife?
>>152311785wow its 2025 you bigot
12 overs per hour is a disgrace
>>152311788currently?
>>152311769And will Bevan be alive to see it. They should give him day release for the first day.
>>152311657how can we see the moon the same time as them but we're on opposite sides of the world? makes no sense
>>152311772Those beers look cold
bring on joey poot
>>152311798Will Bevan?
>>152311796no slow bowlers innit
you ever gone on holiday to a hot county and bought a can of coke
>Bowlers getting carted (15+ per over)>Stokes refuses to put himself onCowardly.
They bowl short stuff because they know it works against England, our batters can’t help but slog whilst the Aussies are quite so dumb as it’s such an obvious tactic you actually have to be retarded to fall for it. Need to bowl Dawson, oh wait…
>>152311785t. hazlewood
>tfw having bacon & eggs for dinnerWHATS FOR DIN DINS, BOYS?
>>15231179611 for this hour m8
Play spin, you spineless jellyfish
>>152311746Harder to score off. They're stalling for time so Australia doesn't declare and they get put in under the lights.
Duckett
disturbing session from england
>>152311815Raw onion burger
>>152311657it's not the same though. we see the front of the moon and they see the back.
>>152311815its 9pm matedinner and second dinner have already been well and truly eaten
>>152311815Had scrambled eggs for breakfast some time ago
>>152311809I bought a bottle of Mars milk in Berwick once if that counts.
>>152311815chicken soup
holy shitthese umps need to tell England to get on with it
these have been the funniest baz moments, where it looks like we're going to get out for an awful score then a bit of luck with a partnership and a lower order cameo or something add 100 runs and it looks like we did okay then quickly discover we're 200 under par
going to bed.nothing to do with you lot, you're alright. carry on.
>>152311821That is King Kohli sir
>>152311815eggs and chicken sausages
I honeslty can’t see England getting another wicket tonight
A man used to be easily able to farm a few (yous) during the ashes. On a duck deep into the secound session. Need to switch up my game and get scoring
>>152311828What about a 3rd dinner?
>>152311819Somebody tell carse
The draw looms
>>152311841will probably have a bowl of Crunchy Nut to finish the night off
we have no bowling attack
England legal cheating once again.
No Marty Potts, that’s why the Lions aren’t doing well against Australia A.
>>152311847Clusters or the normal stuff?
I predict that England will be looking to get a wicket here.
Ben Stokes more like Bends (for) Blokes
>>152311813The mentality and philosophical approach is different, it traces back to the bodyline series. The English are still trying to prove bodyline as a legitimate and not unfair tactic by playing it as though it were such, the Australians are not falling for it
>>152311813>you actually have to be retarded to fall for it.Alex Carey noises.
>>152311853normal, though im not opposed to the clusters
>Carse session over already
>>152311848maybe another over of 130kmph pies will fix it
>batsmen getting tired>lights on>time to shine
Who the FUCK is the cunt in the crowd with a whistle
If England keep allowing Australia to score runs without losing wickets, it will become increasingly difficult for England to win this test.
didn't know based madge was spotted
Thank fuck my ancestors got sent here for stealing chickens
GONE GOTTEM
>gets rid of Anderson>gets rid of BroadWhat's next for the Bong's master plan?
>>152311871damndidnt know Kayo was that delayed
>Sir Richard Hadlee, Sir Ben Stokes
>>152311856what the fuck are you on about, literally makes no sense what you wrote, do you even know what bodyline is?
>Arse>ShitFitting
>>152311873Sad really. Feeling for you mate
>>152311865Me
>>152311872same but for moving here to escape post-apartheid south africa
Why does Stokes have Pasifika tribal tattoos?
my family came here from england because it sounded interesting at the time and were paid to do so, mum says it's the worst thing her parents ever did
>>152311875Unretire Flintoff
Jofra Archer
>>152311890I didn't ask what your mum thinks
Who the FUCK is the cunt in the crowd with a trumpet
>>152311890tell the whiny cow to go back
>>152311895well he does know how to grind a road
>>152311896reckon he is thinking he would have taken 3 wickets already
Saw Stokesy on a lime bike last night carrying a bucket of kfc ripping down queen st mall
anyone noticed how tight stokes trousers are
>>152311861not so fast killer
>letting cameron green score a 504d chess from england, will ruin the team for years to come
My mum came over here as a 10 pound pom in 1967, although she was born in Tasmania.
>>152311815I had my chicken breast and rice.
>>152311905hope he had a helmet on
WHAT THE FUCK
>>152311890Imagine they stayed. Youd be singing the bamry army chant and scoffing at aussie chads whith mullets sinking tinnies and calling you a poof
>Last 84 overs: 5 / 485*6 / 485.
APOLOGIZE
BOWLED HIM FUCK OFFF CUNT YES GONE GOTTEM
Can't help but think the Australian sporting world would be improved if we bred more stocky white farmgirls with 7'1 muscular South Sudanese to produce the best sportsmen ever seen
OHNONONONONONO
Green is such a spastic
what the fuck was that
i listened to russell crowe on joe rogan and now i suddenly want to buy a farm in the bush and live off the land
if ai can do your job then it's not a real job
FUCK SAKE GREEN YOU SPASTIC RETARD
What a retard
they're weighing up a review
HAHAHAHAHKEKEKEKEKEKKE WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK WAS THAT OI NUMBNUTS PROTECT YOUR WICKET
>GreenWhat the fuck was that
Another wicket for Englands brave South African born Carse
>>152311910wrong faggot
>>152311606agreed
>>152311928This but jeets
I don't give a shit he should be off the team for that. What a fucking retard.
kek what a fucking retard
wtf is green doingmost retarded thing i've seen in this test
>>152311926Test match batting desu.
>>152311922That's your kike genes speaking, mate.
phew thought that was SmothGOD
>>152311865semi-related but some CUNT in my suburban city area decided to buy a rooster a few weeks ago, and the cunt will make that annoying crowing noise at complete random at all times of the day & night.>3am>better crow>midday>better crow>9pm>you know it, it's crowing time
almost fifty this time greeny
>>152311902she would dream to go back, says it often>>152311918kinogot him gone etc
>>152311932Kek
Serves him right for bullying that spastic from /cric/
ON YER FUCKING BIKE
>>152311937Have never been more pleased to be wrong
>>152311454called it
Got him with the old 12 overs of dog shit, into a really wide one and then a yorker on the stumps. Unbeatable
What the fuck is that retarded shit? You'd be ashamed of backing away that far in a T20 game.
>>152311940He's batting with the captain. Smith would've told him to go for it.>Carey giving them catching practice again>They drop itKEK
Just dropped the Ashes again
HE HAS DROPPED THE ASHES
Ben Dropitt
>yeah ill leave my wickets completely exposed
thrown his wicket away
HES ASHED THE DROP
>>152311946Report him to the council. I did that to a neighbour.
How about that high profile Melbourne man who was found guilty of rape? Sure hope his name and identity don't get leaked, it's obviously being suppressed for a good reason. Glad that our government protects us and has our best interests at heart, unlike those Americans with their guns and their hate speech.
things are getting spicy
>english fielding
Uhhh ausbros?
DROPPED THE ASHES
DROPPED THE ORANGE 3 MOBILE VODAFONE NRMA ASHES
>Duckett>Fucked itpottery
BEN KEKETT
Cunt
>Oh I've almost got fifty? Nah don't think I want it actuallyWhat. The. Fuck.
duckett more like dropped it get it haha
The ashes ladYou've just fucken dropped em
>>152311971Nick Daicos got done?
GONE GOTTEM CAUGHT FUCK OFF SMOTH
Where was this an hour ago
Fuck sake
>>152311970I'm thinking about it. Took them 2 weeks to remove a dirty mattress from the middle of the road so who knows how long a chicken report will take.
oh shit
CAUGHT THE ASHES
lmaooooo
>manlet fielding
Fucking hell Smith that was where Carey almost gave away his wicket.
ON YA WAY
AUSSHITS GOING FULL RETARD MODE (NEVER GO FULL RETARD MODE)
APOLOGISE
>Duckettmore like drop it
Still no wicket from an English born bowler yet
CYA SMUDGENO CHOCCY FOR YOU
SMOTH
Going to bed
GONE GOTTEM SMUDGE WALKS
GONE GOTTEM ON YOUR BIKEGET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU AUTISTIC CUNT
>>152311984Harry Brook tier
told ya they should've fucking declared, you cunts know nothing about cricket
Who's that one Pom bowler who falls over every delivery? Can't think of the name
>>152311984Is that a no-ball for straying off the return crease?
fucks sake >>152311946>>152311970this0 sympathy for that kind of shit, me
>Carse now has okay looking figures after being belted to all corners for the past halfaStokes-esqe
>>152311984That was a great ball
IT'S OKAY HE FOUND THE RECEIPT
STOKES SEEN STRETCHING AND WARMING UP.
>>152311984me trying to swat the cockroach as it runs straight at me
>>152312001Catch up slow cunt
Kino
Lmao what’s he grumbling about?
>>152312004Now post the caught one>>152312022Wood, out injured
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSGET FUCKED ITS COMING HOME
I think they're deliberately trying to get bowled out.
>engkek start playing well as soon as poms wake upno no no no no
Who's dropping the Ashes next lads
>>152311984Was he trying to hit that with the side of his bat? Or maybe a reverse scoop with the back of the bat? Baffling
>>152311995They are absolutely confidential, they will not tell the neighbour who reported them, but they will make him get rid of it and fine him if he gets another. However for fun I waited two months after a new neighbour moved in on the otherside.
>>152312034What a catch
>>152311984retard
THE WHEELS ARE COMING OFF
good tactics here from Australia to ensure Carse is still picked for the next test
This is literally cameron greens fault. Webster would NEVER have made such a bad decision
What the fuck happened? How did Australia turn so retarded so quickly?
we got a game on our hands LADS
Thinking the pitch is POOR rating.
>>152312043Aus selectors after dropping Gazza
will jacks save the ashes?
Looking a little floppy down there love
>>152312032KEK
>2 wicketkeepers battingCould be good
>>152312056based uzzie
Don’t worry pozzies, England will turn to shit again next over.
WE'VE GOT A TEST MATCH ON OUR HANDS HERE LADS
>>152312054Autism contrary to medical research is contagious and green gave smudge a lethal dose of it.
Pom announcer chick sounds a bit out of breath. Would be hot if she was commentating while a thick, glistening BBC was sliding in and out of her arse
>>152312054Green went full retard and unsettled Smith
god i fucking LOVE putting know nothing shitter itt in their place>bro we'll still be batting in 24 hours trust me bro
>>152312060she's quite the looker too
Din dins and a stubby of Old while watching the /cric/, how good
Tough time to come in for inglis
Corr I’d love to put my sausage in an English rose
>>152312070Seek Christ.
Idea: Instead of one team batting 1 and 3 and the other 2 and 4, have it so one team bats 1st and 4th, and the other has two consecutive innings in the middle
>>152312058>>152312034>>152312004>>152311984LEG THEORY (BODYLINE) WORKS ONCE AGAIN
>>152312045I gotta figure out which neighbour has it first. I have an idea and it's a pretty small residential area blocked by terrain, so shouldn't be too hard.
>>152312054The batsmen started batting like it was the 18th over in a Twenty20.
>Warner talking about Australian collapsesThat cunt used to start half of them
>>152312070It’s on TNT not BBC mate
PANIC STATIONS
>>152312078I used to fuck one and she'd lick my asshole
Wife is unwell and hasn't prepared dinner. i'm straving lads
>>152312080That’s called following on retard
>>152312070Isa rides one of these when she commentates.
well see how little the double agent goes out for
Smith just hit the Ashes directly into an outstretched english hand. Sickening
>Light getting worse>Wickets falling>Suddenly Stokes bowling moreOn fraud watch
>>152312095what is it?
Yep stokes on
>"redball" cricket>the ball is pink
>paying to listening david warner's shrill manlet voice
Fark Mel is sunburned
Greg Inglis?
>>152312087KEK
I miss my cummies
>>152312087Former players become shameless when they're pundits >See what I would've done is Oh really Tuffers you'd have stayed at the crease for 4 hours would you
My tinea is back
>>152312109hunchback'd the lil midgt
Light Merchant is circling once again
>>152312091Phwoar dream scenario
If its dark, why don't they just turn on the lights?
>>152312087this
hour to go need atleast 1 more wicket
England will bat tonight
I stand by my prediction of an Australian first innings run lead
>>152312121sustainability efforts, they dont want to use too much power
>>152312121probably better if they just played it during the day when the sun can provide ample light
>>152312103It's a vibrating machine chicks ride and it vibrates their clits or something idkMan how come chicks get all these cool toys while blokes don't have anything?
>>152312128this but they'll be a brownout if they turned all the lights on
If I was out there, this collapse wouldn't have happened
Pat Cummins is a good cunt champion cricketer too dont know why people dont like him
>>152312103A sybian
>>152312134Because he voted yes and took the vax
>>152312138TISM live performances really are something else.
>>152312134he got political when people just wanna watch sport and forget their problems for a little bit
Love when Stokes bowls himself directly after a wicket. Really eases the pressure off
>>152312131Plenty of things for blokes, you just need to widen your horizons
>>152312134He's too handsome, cricketers should look like goblins.
Priority #1 here for Australia will be to avoid a collapse and built a solid partnerships to secure a lead. Conversely, England will look to continue this spate of wickets while minimising runs conceded.
>>152312134He dons the woke mask when we all know how he really feels about subcontinentals
>>152312133you would have shit urselfwould have brown trousers
>>152312147such as?
>>152312144never heard him talk about any political stuff only watch his cricket interviews seems like a nice enough bloke
>>152312148I have been told I look like him from multiple people (women)You probably look like Root lol
>>152312131Because when guys think of sex they think of the penis, but to get anything close to what women experience you need to go for the prostate which most people would write off as gay.
>>152312134wish i had some cunt to champion
>>152312152cricket bats
>>152312152Prostate massager can be a good time if you get into it
>>152312134my cappie :)
>>152312143fuck me that's a great reference/joke.>>152312131>Man how come chicks get all these cool toys while blokes don't have anything?Get a curled prostate massage attachment and you'll be shooting loads every 2 minutes.
>>152312111He is the most annoying retard on commentary from any media outlet
Hey guys… I got a question
to be honest, i'm not tired of the ol' right hand yetin fact, can't get enough of it
Japanese bloke giving advice to Australia ITT like we didn't rout their armies in the Pacific>>152312160>>152312168>>152312171>butt stuffYeah nah
Tim Paine was the best modern day cricket captain shame he took the fall for Gazza's antics
>cummo starts sweating when asked if he had anything to with lyon not getting picked
>>152312174Yeah m8 ama
>>152312143Kek
new
Don’t ever put things up your bum
>>152312174and I got a dream!
>>152312131insert meme about women buying a vibe is normal, but men can't buy the sentient fuckdoll dicksucker 50000 v6
been into urethral play lately meself
Who the fuck is Inglis
>>152312175based
Re use old thread >>152311421>>152311421>>152311421
>>152312187Greg
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>152312186sounds horrible
>>152312187I am
>>152312187Me
>>152312138
>>152312204>SHOCKER, even on /sp/Based
>neighbour has been pumping shitty edm all day>hear the bass & kick drum throughout my houseI dont even know wtf that cunt does, seems like he gets divorced raped every so often
what would Douglas Jardine think stepping off the boat and seeing this? Disgraceful
>>152312276>bbc sport cant even get a good screencap
>>152312015Good post lad>>152312105Red is a type of pink you bigot
>>152312204based show
>>152312276>yeah nah cobba, a guaranteed agonising death while I hang around for 10 years burdening the health care system is FARKERN BONZA
GET HIM OFF QUICK
