Eng 334Aus 2/189
>>152310625>>152310655Anti-Stokes strips.
YFO
stokes is an arrogant moron
is 2-0 a good lead in the ashes?
>>152310663blud is gonna look like death by age 40
both shit threadsthis one slighty less bad and was first
bro this guy is really bad at bowling lol how did he get in the team
when is the next break???
>inglis is batting 7literally no reason to play him over webster
new zealanders are scared of airplane flight.
>>152310709>airplaneFOY
>>152310679>135 overs bowledCan almost guarantee that wont happen this series
I DON'T CARE
>>152310709what does this mean?
this should be the English anthem btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXX_mcRyKFw
based marnus glammy legend
>Going for over 8 an overcARSE
>Labbo looking crisp>Smith stimmingDay/night Ashes autism kino is finally back.
>>152310709only the flight back home
>>152310684everyone knows a 2-0 lead is dangerous for those leading and leads to a 3-2 loss for those leading and a win for those losing to a 2-0 lead
>Kayo crashesWhy do people pay for this shit?
the cunt who said we'd collapse after I disparaged Warner better be in here. APOLOGISE.
Will Jacks bowl?
baz bollocks
did they just say bazbollocks on TMS kek
Some England players are starting to look a little bit miserable as the overs go by
Shall be VERY generous with my (you)s this thread lads, shant be making any self serving irrelevant posts of dubious quality. Merry christmas
Why can't new zelanders fly planes in anger?
>>152310724>not spooky ougishit taste, shit weeb
>>152310736bet they were so fucking happy with themselves last nightprobably played a quick 9 this morning to celebrate
>>152310729not only does it crashit is behind the channel 7 broadcast, cuckinfo and probably ABC grandstand as wellmight as well just use a pirate stream
>>152310737>Merry christmasbased supermarket putting all the chrissy shit out in november
The sound of the ball coming off steves bat when hes seeing them well is a different level of crisp.
If I have a daughter I'll name her Rowan. A son I'll name Madoc.
I met a New Zealander. Couldn't understand them at all.
>They call him Chef because his last name's Cook
>>152310736>becoming demoralised after bowling 37 oversWeakminded
>>152310740Adulterer.
>>1523107297plus stream goes down after every over and I have to restart it, but I started the series on 7 so I can’t bring myself to go to fox now
Watching this shit on 7 is cancer, how many times have I gotta change the channel over?
Stokes trying to forfeit the match already to avoid a drubbing?
have a word mate
GOT HIMGONE
Fucking Marnus. Off a nothing pitch too.
STOAKES IS THE BEST BOWLERROOT IS THE BEST BATSMEN
>>152310729>>1523107427 is awful as well. first day it wouldn't load, and the stream quality is awful. I get better FPS and bitrate on my illegal stream of TNT sports. And not having to listen to insufferable cunts like James Brayshaw.
Fuck sake
GOTTED HIMHE IS OUT OF THERE
OOEYYY
Big Bad "Light" Ben Stokes strikes again.
God has forsaken us.....
Next bloke is gonna get a duck
GET THE FUCK OFF
>>152310742It is 4k though. Kinda necessary for some tvs. The big screen does not like pirate streams or TV.Baffles me how "HD" for tv means 1080p still. Should be 2K minimum.
GET FUCKED
>Stokes gets another wicket off a dogshit delivery and now we have to listen to everyone praise how good he isFUCK'S SAKE
>it's another 7plus stutters then drops to potato quality then buffers then errors out episode
>>152310763SURNAME!
I wish head was coming in now
>>152310776kek
Just a murmur he's not out.
Based stokes waiting for the lights to come on before bowling
MARN NO
It's so fucking over..
the premier cheap wicket merchant Stokes does it again>bad light>gets the umps to fix the ball>suddenly a wicket
>keeping englel in it out of mercy fair play
bought my crate for tomorrowon the speights summit ultras
>>152310751>not self cest
I dislike cameron green and don't think he is a very good player
>>152310775FHD for a terrestrial broadcast is still 1080i.
>>152310536if it were in sydney the first over wouldn't have even been played yet
>>152310778>>152310790celebrates like he won the ashes off his own back
Will an English born bowler ever take another wicket?
1080/60fps is better than 4k/30fps.
Grace
green will save us with a crisp 18(35)
would be kino if the ball man had handcuffs attached to him and the ballcase like in the movies
I’ve got pooey undies
Green's technique doesn't pass the eye-test.
>>>/wsg/6044119Uh, anything you need to be telling us Britbros?
>umps perform surgery on the ball>Stokes wicketcoward shitter
>>152310805TV is 50 or 25 fps here, 60 and 30 are for yanks.
>Using scissors to cheat instead of sandpaperTruly revolutionary captaining from Stokes
Tell you what, england are onto something with bazball (aka our old strike rate in test cricket in the 00s).
>>152310818he's pretty shit at bowling too, whats he on the team for again
>>152310763stokes.... STOKES.... brilliant.
>>152310823legal cheating akin to legal stealing
>>152310821for streaming you can do whatever you want.
>>152310807>This is a 23 year oldWhat is happening to zoomers?
>>152310827bullied his way in
Blacks are so performative
>>152310828top kek
>>1523108337 and Fox stream at 25 and 50.
SUSSEX MENTIONEDUSSEX
kek jofra is made of glass
>>152310836Estrogen in water supply from flushed birth control pills
stokes seething kek
>>152310836For some reason zoomers all look old while based millenials like myself look permanently young. Not sure why this is.
LETS GOOOOOO CMOEBACKKKK
Jofra is such a nagger
>>152310800Why though?Surely because it's not internet it's cheaper right? Surely their wavelength is enough for it?
unironically who is winning
that would cane, ouch
Sorry lads, everytime I step away from the TV today there's been a wicket. If we lose it's my fault.
Current wicket tally by country of birth so far this seriesAustralia: 28South Africa: 7New Zealand: 6Barbados: 3England: 1**run-out done by an Australian player
Why does smith have black electric tape on his face?
>>152310854neck and neck rn
>>152310827Australia has wanted an all-rounder ever since Flintoff tore Australia to shreds.
SMUDGE DEADdrag the cunt off the field
just want to drink but my family think I'm an alcoholic (They're right) and I have no money fuck I just need about 12 beers and half a bottle of scotch and i'd feel alright
>>152310854Day one belonged to England Day 2 thus far belonging to Australia
ooh that's an arm breaker.
that sounded crisp
>>152310841yeah, and they could easily do 30 & 60. I'd even consider 120 for sports.
>>152310854The fans
>bodyline smith during the ashesseen this one before
>>152310854Australia unironically, still have 4 or 5 batters able to chase down 134
>>152310866blog on alchie
punished smith
>>152310854Charles Samuel Winning (17 July 1889 – 20 April 1967) was an Australian cricketer active from 1914 to 1920 who played for New South Wales and the Australian Imperial Force Touring XI
>>152310866based me
Gazza having a look around for another young model to cheat with
>>152310829Is that the nuclear football?
mrs is preggers and her baby name ideas are all retarded, what is wrong with women
Smudge = Rattled
BROKEN FUCKIN ELBOW
>>152310885they were given rights
>>152310862takes after his father
>ElbowIs this finger painful or toe painful?
>>152310885Give us some names mate ill rate them for ya
>>152310854Australia, looks like they are easily going to post 450<
>>152310836Vaccines, drugs, bad tap water, microplastics, stress from being timid.
>>152310885put your foot down its your kids entire life on the line
>>152310885how about Jofra as a suggestion?
>>152310885business idea: let /cric/ name the baby
>>152310851Terrestrial TV will always be interlaced, it's an easy way to halve the size of the broadcast and makes decoding much easier for TVs.
>>152310885told my missus she's banned from naming kids, dogbrain retard must want the kid to be bullied I swear
definitely reckon getting hit on the elbow would hurt way more then a finger or toeno padding on your elbow
>>152310872they do it every series, genuinely the only english tactics are smash balls for retard low baz scores and try to injure the other team. very low iq team
>>152310885Example names?
>>152310874literally who can make a good innings from the remaining order
>>152310885What’s she suggesting?
>>152310839this but australians, especially when talking with foreigners
batsman getting hurt no matter the team is always so funny to me
>>152310846>not microplastics in desal
>>152310811true
>>152310870That will never happen, we're always going to be base 5 over base 6.
take his fucking head off
Reckon being hit on the penis would probably hurt
Glad I haven’t been watching or listening to this shit. Bowling is fucking cooked, glad I feel asleep within half an hour of the start today.
>>152310906each bat left have a good 20 to 40 each in them
>>152310906Smith. Inglis and Carey only need to get like 30 a piece then bowlers can pick up random shit for the remainder
what if smith used his bat to stop the ball from getting through and walloping his elbow
>>152310885Go with Travis, Marnus, Steve or Nathan-Gary
bad day to be a panadol in smith's bag
>>152310892>>152310905>>152310907boy>cove>archie>crue>conrad>arrow(?????)girl>remy>nora>ronnie (veronica)>miller
CARSE ON HIS ARSE HAHAHACUNT
>>152310811makes me think of hitmanwho is agent 47 killing today?
>>152310916penis bumhole chin head etc you have a excuse to have a injury break pause the match
>>152310916more than a finger? surely not
>>152310928
>>152310927my condolences mate
>>152310927>archieArchie is a nickname, it's short for Archibald. She really is retarded.
>>152310927crue sounds like the biggest flog
>>152310927>arrowfucking got me
>>152310927Not bad. Could be worse.
>>152310927bully materialbully materialbully materialbully materialbully materialpornstar nameslag namebully materialboys name
>>152310927kid's doomed
Reminder: Should have picked Potts.
>>152310911that too>>152310927awful. heem the dopey cunt
>>152310927Don't mind archie or conrad, but overall a pretty grim list
>>152310927wow these are terrible
>>152310927fucking christ those are shit KEK
so now that the dust has settled, root and archer are the only english players who aren't complete dog shit?
>>152310927Nora is finerest are terrible, good luck
>>152310927Archie is a decent name. The rest are just silly, why are there so many surnames in that list?
>>152310927now lets see her body count
are you a 2aussie man or a Greg's Kitchen man?
>>152310927like I said put your foot down m8 show her this thread if you have to
tfw australia should be only 50 runs fof our total if they didnt go full R
>>152310927Archie is the only ok boys name listed. Dunno what she's on about with cove or arrow kek. And Conrad sounds like some evil eastern European serial killer.For the girls Nora or Veronica is ok (Ronnie is shit). Remy is a porn stars name. Millier is a last name.
>>152310949Archie is a nickname, not a name in of itself.
>>152310927>cove, crue, arrow, remy These aren’t names.
>>152310950Well she was having "fun" from 18-30 and you;re an incel if you bring it up
>>152310927Archie and Nora are fine, need to be short for something though tbhlad. Miller is yankoid
>>152310950i'm her first and last>>152310954don't worry i am vetoing them all, she'll come around
I've seen enough, all out for 260-odd tonight.
>>152310927Conrad is based if you're a vampire.Remy is cute.Veronica is fine.
>>152310940good take
Australia would have been all out by now or just about if England declared last night right after Root got his ton
>>152310909Especially if you're bowling.
>>152310927laughing imagining the missus wondering about why you think Remy is a bad name for a girl
>>152310958Oh im aware its short for Archibald, not the point I was making though
>>152310927Gonna have to be Conrad mate. Fingers crossed you don’t have a girl.
>>152310954She'd probably make a thread on some mothers'/women's forum where they'll all reply that the names are beautiful and that anon is a controlling jerk who she needs to consider leaving before he strangles her.
>>152310968a man can dream ~Swoon
>>152310948>Nora is finenora she's a whorea, such a borea, makes me snoreapure bully material plus it's a boomer name
>>152310967on ya lad congratulations on the baby
are we team conrad or jeremiah?
>>152310866Ive got a case of Jack Daniels and coke cans, 2 cartons of carlton dry a carton of those hard solo cans and about 20 4 and 6 packs of pre mixed spirits Also got about 30 bottles of different spiritsall stolen
>>152310967>i'm her first and lastThat you know about,
>>152310977this sadly, women are fucking retards and when they listen to other women they become more retarded
>>152310967>and lastlmaololkek evenas long as you are happy thinking that will be the case i guess
>>152310927>boys names>no bruce
>>152310927conrad/noras not bad >cove>arrowlmao
>>152310967>i'm her first and last
>>152310980Boomer names are in vogue mate Millenials love naming their kids old timey names for some reason.
okay:>archibald (not archie)>remy>nora>veronica (not ronnie)shit:>the rest
>>152310985can i come over?
bitch I worked with named her first son Orlando and second son Brooks. god awful.
>>152310975But the point is you shouldn't Christen a child with a nickname. Imagine having nigger or bluey on your birth certificate.
>>152310985based coon
kek this guy gonna end up with kids named bow and arrowkek
>>152310807all I see is Matthew Hayden with tits and a vagina
>>152310983>jeremiahokay mr 1700's guy who burns women at the stake for witchcraft
hubbie is boypreggers and his baby name ideas are all based, what is right with boywives
i swear there used to be less kids with dumb names, why are there so many now? social media trends?
>>152310977tbf the fella’s come to 4chan for advice on the same topicHorseshoe theory big time
>Name your kid ConradNickname: Straight.
>>152310997Bluey would be based though
Suggest the name “Donald” and say it’s after Bradman and tell everyone else it was her choice to name it after Trump.
Always joked about naming my daughter krystal but then I met someone called that and I realized that some people truly do not give a fuck about their kids well-being
Is that kfc ad AI?
>>152311011Who's Trump?
>>152311003the 90's was where all the retarded names first started.
>>152311011would’ve been funny in 2017 I guess
>>152310927Based fellow future child haver. The wife and I have a girl on the way, here's the running list:>Gwyneth>Lydia>Enid>Trina>Tamar>Banksia
>misso and I want kids>told her the name i like best for a boy>she says its her ex's name so a hard noWell never mind then...
theres only one source for baby names and thats the bible
>>152311004With stuff like this I feel anon is to be more serious. Call out the shit and give credit to the good.
>>152310997what about names like ben (benjamin), jack (jacob), jerry (jeremiah/gerald), steve (stephen), pete (peter), nick (nicholas), dave (david), phil (phillip), cam (cameron), etc?
>>152310899Dubs wills it
This is so bad, 2 centuries in 33 tests, and gets all these marketing gigs like he's some elite
>>152311017which one of you is on the right?
>>152311016I trump’d your misses iykwim
>>152311013Krystal is a bogan name, just like mikayla and jayden
Elite tier names>Nathan(iel)>C/Katherine >Jessica>Trevor>Alex (for the best gender neutral name)
>>152311013If you search "krystal ball" in Google it will ask if you meant to type "crystal ball". The point is you need to learn to spell before you Christen a child.
>>152311017>i want to be at home playing battlefield>my feet hurt>it's too hot>zero tinder matchesgrim
>>152311017madge looking trim
>>152311020You're in a worse spot than the other anon.
>>152310927>>ronnie (veronica)Couldn't even begin to imagine how grim life would be if you were a girl with that name
>>152311023Shan't be naming my children with jewish names
>>152311029I don't kywym. Elaborate
>>152311020Those are awful too. Naming your daughter after a tree, wtf
>>152311013>krystalforever that chick from big brother in my mind
>>152311031>Jessicabased never been to europe poster, this is their token trashy dumb whore name>gender neutral"No!"
>>152311025Jack comes from John, you mong.
>>152311013krystal has nothing on some of the shit maoris call their kids
>>152311031Katherine and Trevor are a little dated desu
>>152311046>jack can't be short for jacob
>>152311013
>>152311048i think i said this before my maori cousin (married in) is called ocean
>>152311020Grim
Just wanna see a Marnus ton FUCK
>>152311043>>gender neutralit is more just as a baseYou make it gendered once you know the what gender they aresoAlexander or Alexis (or whatever)
>>152310927based future single dad debt maxxer
>>152311036These are mostly my ideas though
Boy names>Rajesh>Pajeet>Virat>Abdul>ShaneGirl names>Abortion
Did he say something about a "Fox wind" at the Gabba? Never heard of it. Wondering if they have a weird wind now.
>>152311050It can't. Jake is short for Jacob. Jack is a nickname for John.
is Will Jacks related to the popular fast food chain Hungry Jacks?
>>152311059Based shit taste enthusiast
>>152311050It cannot
>>152311057>Alexisname for a meth addict stripper who does "favours" for side money, never met an alexis who wasn't a trashy whore
>>152311060>no Brett on that listI thought Indians loved Brett Lee
>>152311048
>>152311039I ravaged her sexually (I placed my penis in her vagina and went in and out) from on top, trumped if you will. iykwim ha ha
>>152311060What about Sukmandeep?
>>152311020"Banksia" is fucking horrid mate, it's not nice to say at all
>>152311060Nice, the future is indian femboys?
>>152311069oh :(
>>152311020jfc shoot down the names immediately before they get attached.i am also a fellow future dad and im shooting down names immediately
If a boy its Donald if a girl its Karoline
What kind of a name is Brydon?
>>152311020you play WAY too many rpgs mate
my name ideas boy:JuliusBenji-manMartin-Bryant MaradonaSaturn Coyote girl:SiestaPenneOpalUltraviolet JupiterFluflu
Actually think Trevor is a based name, shall add it to my shortlist
>>152311077I already made that joke and got told it wouldn’t be funny :(
>>152311078Rhodesia fell and so did her naming standards
>>152311081
3 overs bowled to get England out todayso far they have bowled only 42might only get 45 before next breakthey are at least 11 to 13 overs behind
Im naming my future son Gryan
>>152311020i like Lydia if not for the BB character
>>152311082>boy>Trevor>girl>TrevorIt just werks.
Lights onSunset in batters eyesYep I’m thinking it’s time for stokes to bowl
i intend to give my hypothetical children traditional names that work equally well in english and french contexts but it doesn't matter since women simply are not interested in me
Name her EmilyI love the name EmilyI'm infatuated with the name EmilyEven seeing the name Emily written is enough to make my heart flitter-flutter flitter-flutter
>>152311077That isn't how you spell Caroline. It's the feminine form of Charles.
>>152311020>gwnethnice>lydialid, makes me think of a lid on a pot, labia>enidwitches name, old haggard aunt, Arab>trinatranny, katrina but le different, troon >Tamarsome mong animal, brown>banksia>
Is Miia an okay for a girl?
>>152311095Emily
>>152311068Here's the 13 year old I was talking about
Girls names>Elizabeth>Charlotte>Eugenia>Victoria>Catherine>>152311098No. Isn't that the name of the Nintendo Wii characters?
how about Nvidia
Hit the road, Jack
Im naming my first son Adolph With a ph instead of an f at the end so its ok
business idea: name my kid after a type of car or expensive clothing brand
My choices of names if I ever have any children (which don’t come from family members): boys >Dennis>Nathaniel >Siegfried Girls >Josephine >Elizabeth >Constance
>>152311098i'd go marie/mary over mia (all are from the hebrew miryam)
good name for a baby boy:scott bolandgood name for a baby girl:scott boland
boys name: Gregg (as in we going to Greggs for lunch)girls name: Tori (that Tory really fucked a lot of men didn't she?)
Karen.Will be unique for her age range and the meme will have run its course by the time she's like 3-4 years old.
Always been a fan of Myrtle for a girls nameFredrick for a boys name
my name is JackI like it
>>152311020Absolute fucking state of this list
The Australian team names are pretty based now that the paki fuck has been put downJakeTravisMarnusSteven (horrendous middle names)CameronAlexJoshMitchelScottMichaelBrendan
Why do astro turfers always obsess about children lately?Are they that desperate to encourage the fertility rate for their indentured bondage schemeOr is it to force commitment to the system to reduce extremism?
Man you guys really have a lot to say about having kids for a bunch of permavirgins
Beatrice
>>152311106>SiegfriedNot an English name.
>>152311113is your last name shit?
actually straight up retarded and fucked that people name their DAUGHTERS madison (meaning son of matthew)>this is my daughter, she is son of matthew
>>152311111>quintseeerrr based
>>152311099
>>152311119>uuuuoooooooooooooo
just call your daughter nina or emma and call it a day
>>152311118I got my femboy boywife boypreggers, what do you mean virgin?
>>152311118I'm having sex right now actually.
>>152311126this but my oneitis' name instead
>>152311115>My name is on that listWe should make it so only those who names are that of a current test player can post in /cric/
>>152311118>permavirginsI fuck prostitutes raw every day though
kek that was Ashcroft
Suggestions from the missus:>Imogen>Ingrid>Isla >EdithThe plan is if we have lads I’ll name them. Don’t mind her choices personally.
>>152311122and Dennis comes from Ancient Greek, Nathaniel and Elizabeth from Ancient Hebrew, and Josephine from French
It's funny when an entire family has biblical names but they claim not to be religious
wish i could go by my middle name but i'd feel like a pretentious knob asking everyone to call me something different from now on
>>152311136based Ginza regular
Greeny scratching his way to an earnest 26
My name's just the Irish version of my dad's name
Imagine having a daughter. Poor fuckers
Teacher here, 1/3 of my class start with A.Jeets and Arabs all call their kids A names for some reason.
>>152311143pre-export quality control
I didn't even get a full time job until I was 35 so a bit late to get a wife, I guess boomers thought we could start families on casual and short contract work.
I agree with Warner, those future cracks kinda scare me.Don't think we'll get a 2nd innings score on it.
>>152311125Anon will be forced to go to his wife and suggest his daughter's name be Karen.
>>152311149Being earlier in the alphabet gives extra izzat
Threads moving way too fast, I’m going to alf for some respite
>>152311140Because lots of names in the Anglo-sphere comes from Biblical names>Thomas >Luke >Matthew >Samuel >Joseph>Simon >Peter>Paul er etc etc
English team is not to bad eitherBenZachOllie (is it oliver on his birth certificate?)JoeHarryJamieWillGusBrydon (grim)Jofra (nigger)Ben
I've broken up with gfs because they wanted to get married and have kids
>>152311139They're all Anglicised, which is the important part you idiot. You use Dennis, not Dionysios.
>>152311118The average /cric/ poster is 30-45. Plenty of life experience in here.
>>152311158entire europe and everywhere that speaks their languages is like this mate
>>152311151Most are profiled by the system from day 1 so they don't breed.Hence the child safety laws - for profiling.
>>152311160>Ollie (is it oliver on his birth certificate?)his full legal name is Oliver John Douglas Pope
are you guys watching the cricket?
>>152311149but they really all begin with M
>>152311160Oliver John Douglasand Gus is short for Angus
>>152311161position I'm in now
>>152311168Huh?
No one has suggested my name for boys>timothyIts the most timeless name in existence
>>152311168Nah, I'm taking about baby names on /cric/, you?
>>152311160>is it oliver on his birth certificate?Yes. Stokes is Benjamin, Crawley is Zachary, Root is Joseph, Atkinson is Angus. However, Harry Cherrington Brook was indeed Christened as Harry.
>>152311149Also at my previous school there were TWO "Khaleesi"s.
>>152311168tea break is nearly on m8that is when we switch back to cricket talk
>>152311165so it’s a bit retarded then to say “biblical” names from such names that are everyday
>>152311161I already have mates around me with alimony payments kek.Fuck that.
>>152311149>Arsedeepchecks out
Is your son chad enough to pull off Dean?
>>152311160BenjaminZacharyOliverJosephHaroldJamesWilliamAngusWhy so many nicknames?
my parents rushed into having kids without understanding the responsibility or full requirements of it at all so I am having kids phobic
just shed a tear after having a bit too much wasabi on me salmon
I’m going to get my gf pregnant next year after I quit booze for couple months
>>152311180grim, genuinely cannot think of anything more pathetic than a pop culture name for your kid
another thing with women and names is they know someone with >name and refuse to name their child thatretards.>"my friends ex was named that i wont name my son that"
>>152311170>>152311167Thanks lads, have met people called gus before which is okay, but rate angus quite highly as a name
>>152311174and he ends up doing nothing
i used to work in a wanker private school and there was legit 1+ xaviers in every class i taught
>>152311168Listening to TMS
Smith is being a cheeky shit
>>152311174The enchanter?
>>152311193me to my 65 year old italian barber mario
>>152311161Every man I know that married a cunt is either miserable or separated
>>152311189I was raped by pedophile groomers connected to the ADF so I have issues raising kids in this country when they might get sex trafficked and blackmailed by the defence industry.
>>152311194because if they name their son after an ex they will forget about the wild sex they had with the bloke
smith is a bigger mong than me
lmao Stratho at the cricket
>>152311194Men are the opposite. We usually choose names based on people we respect/admire. That's probably why old names have a tendency to come back after a few generations, as we name our kids after our grandparents.
Dindu nuffin...
whats with this social credit shaming of people who move by the bowlers arm
>>152311205
>>152311205Based micksperg
looks like the name bloggers are in
>>152311174>>152311197based me
>>152311207not their ex, their "friends" exthey won't even be friends with the woman in a few months anyway
>>152311211genuinely dindu
How come the ball isn't pink?
>>152311211i look like this (not really)
at work I once came across a document for a girl named Sussudio. Like the song, she was born in '86 even
>>152311213Why else would I be on the internet?
remember when micksperg posted about being trans during the olympics
>>152311187>>152311177Was merely going of the CA app, feel a bit foolish now lads. Sorry for the lack of research, I will be better
>>152311051For me it was the Greek chick who never took her shirt off, until one day she fucked up and dropped it and you saw everything. I jerked myself raw over that chick.
>>152311211>>152311223what a chad
>>152311223This is me but without the good hair
wtf how short is smith?
>>152311215No he still supports the AFL.
I knew a guy called Duran named after Duran Duran
>>152311068At least the memory remains. Hopefully the bell didn't toll for her.
>1/64The BRAVE Ben Stokes
>>1523112345'11
>>152311210Yeah that's pretty right I'd say, if it were up to women we'd all have retarded names
>>152311234181cm.
cameron green the BULLY made ben stokes cry
>>152311225su su sudio
>>152311111>meme will have run its courseGigantic assumption.
So was not declaring the right call lads?
Could do with a wicky
its over time to stop watching isn't it...fucking ENGLAND
Is Joshua okay for a boy? Gets made fun of a lot in /afl/ so not sure if it's gone out of fashion, it used to be quite common.
>judges recently allowed the police to exchange images of children online legally>this after admissions that the exchange of such content wasn't even on the shit the online laws were preventing and was valued in the millionsYour state runs on this shit. Worse than Russia.
>>152311246Just not cricket desu
love me a good Stokes melty
>>152311210>never known anyone that i respect/admireWhat do?
Dislike having a fairly unique name as I can't share with my cric bros for risk of being recognized
>>152311255>JoshuaPooshuathere is your answer m8
mum named me and my brother, dad made it clear he didn't care what we were called, dad made it clear he didn't care if he had kids (didn't care if we were born)
>>152311262based me
>>152311263Reckon you could do that with any name
>>152311262>recognizedFOY
i will be naming my first son OJ Simpson (my last name)
>>152311260Find an historical figure with an Anglicised name to admire like Alexander, Henry, Peter or Richard.
>>152311262fuck off cornelius
>>152311262>based peter stephen patrick
half time slags?
>>152311255Doesn't sounds like a name you give to a manly man.
>>152311270do it for both the English XI and Aus XI then m8
>>152311262hey cove mate whats up
>name is Ian John
>>152311270
Why are you talking about names?
How faggy is the name Keir?
>>152311273Adolf it is
>>152311282ashes tradition newfren
Thought we were dead. Missed you guys.
a jihad on cloudfare
We're back lads
>>152311281>the Great Cunttoo easy, next name
We are SO back
>England wasting time like usualWill they even reach the new ball tonight?
Thank god we are back, was desperate to share the din dins
>>152311308>not even bothering to grill the onions a littleD-, apply yourself.
Too much onion
>edgbaston 2023>be in a commanding position with the bat with 2 wickets left>declare and lose test>gabba 2025>be in a good position to declare under lights and get some cheap wickets>don't declare and ?????
>>152311291Everyone did die, this is what heaven (or hell) is like. On 4chan forever.
>>152311308looks good mate nice and fresh fuck yeah
I literally hit post on an elite post then the thread went down before it uploaded
for me it's watching the cricinfo scoreboard tick over and making up my own head canon for each dot ball, boundary, wicket etc. not even looking at the wagon wheel.
>>152311308need more onions
>>152311205Happens to the best of them.
Didn't have sex in that time, it's overMight never get a chance like that again...
>>152311316bat on for a giga total. the pitch could fall apart from the looks of those veins in it
the new avatar film (movie) looks like ai slop shit
>>152311315Fuck up cunt>>152311313Its red onion m8, better fresh
My sister wanted name her son Ryu (white Australian, she pronounced it RYE-YOU) thank god she's in her 40s and still single
Poms cheating again
Anyone was hoping the site would be down for a week and we were all parted to the four corners of the internet again?
>ball being changedhaha time for stokes
here comes the cheating
Closing the thread for 30 more minutes, I was enjoying actually watching the game
here we go
Its actually fucking rigged
bet jofra archer has 3 Aussie pawgs back in his hotel room
restocked the fridge
>>152311316>>152311329England aren't due to get a new ball tonight since they batted on, so they need to con the umpire into giving them a new one by complaining that the old ball is out of spec.
Anon is insecure about how much onion hale has on the burger. KEK
>jayne>grace>lee>belle>jade>anneevery female under 35 has one of these as a middle name these days, sick of it
>>152311332PM me her details.
Hale?
If the bowling side doesn't want the ball to wear down quickly, why do they always rub it on their legs/sleeves?
How many other sports get this kind of spectacle. Three middle aged dudes inspecting 15 old cricket balls trying to see which one is closest to another one. Fuck yes cricket.
>>152311308Raw red onions are /cric/ approved.
going to name my son code
>england getting a replacement balla rerun maybe?
>>152311292wonder when the internet will diversify from cloudfartthough they did do well to get it back so quickly
>England kvetching over the state of the ball to get a new oneEvery fucking time
>>152311358based mr blue
>>152311353big fat narcissist who can't manage her finances (spent dad's inheritance ($140k) in a year on fuckall)
>>152311360kek
>pimms number 1 in a canyou english are fucked
>>152311356>Try watching baseball>The umpire gives the pitcher a new ball whenever he asks for it, no questions askedIt's a disgrace.
>baby names so shit they caused a cloudflare error
Going to name my son cric
Just to be sure where are we going if we go down proper, sportschan?
>>152311377banksia crashed it for sure
Archer looks so cooked and his only bowled twice after the break
why does archer look like he's just been stabbed every 2nd ball
>>152311372>Pima from a canlmao imagine the sort of female middle class alchie that drinks that
It was nice of England to hold off getting any wickets until we got back.
>>152311332based sister trying to engineer a white yakub tier autist into existence
>>152311378>americans call him crayc because they can't pronounce it properly
early reminder to recycle>>152310665>>152310665
>>152311385>>152311386based hivemind
Going to name my son Hadrian
im in Australia lads
>>152311382facebook
>Ball to the end of a fingerHE DEAD.
>>152311394Adrian would be better.
>>152311395Enjoy Darwin mate.
>>152311395why didnt your flag change though
>>152311394Nice to meet you Mr. Wall
>>152311394That's a great name, nickname can be Wally
Naming my son javascript
Reckon getting hit on the fingers is the most painful spot
>>152311395same
rub some dirt into and PLAY ON
>>152311403dunno doesn't sometimes
>unlimited new balls> every pitch is a highwayHow would this play out?
>>152311410No but tanner may
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
>>152311278>>152311281>greatnow do England
>>152311424I have but it keeps crashing for some reason
>>152310665>>152310665>>152310665
>>152311421>>152311421>>152311421
>>152311354Christ Church
>>152311435>>152311441nice
>>152311345Lovely mate
>>152311308I'm a big red onion lover but this is too many onions.
