Australia fight back editionEng 334 (Root 138*, Starc 6/75)Aus 1/130 (Weatherald 59*)
Pujara
What can I get you mate?
>>152309737ishant
Merv Hughes motorboat
>>152309800got coopers green by perchance?
>>152309800I don't drink because liver disease has decimated the family post covid.Except when I do drink.
Yummy
>>152309813What breed of walrus is this?
Fupa Friday with the lads
>>152309788when you get hit on the finger like that, it really hurts.
saars use https://ssstwitter.com/en-12 to bypass region shit and download any video u like from twitter
>>152309816That's WG Grace, show some respect.
>>152309820You seen one of those photos with the african children with the bloated bellies from starving? Looks similar. Are they eating ok?
holy fuck get these faggots off the TV
>>152309826why would i want to download slop from twitter jeet?
>>152309826thank you m8
from the way he hunches over and how his limbs look long archer always seems like he's as tall as one of the normal big quicks but he's actually only 180cm
Anyone see skulls penis in those shorts
The supposedly fastest England bowling attack ever is just the same 82mph dobbers from Anderson and Broad but with less accuracy.
Windies did alright to get to day 5. Hope they cut it close.
>>152309827Forgive me.
>>152309839Archer has no stamina and his chains are naff
>>152309800coopers red thanks
>>152309834Because yer fat mam is a dirty whore like the """virgin""" mary
becky ives is fucking repulsive bois.
Australia all out for 270ish me thinks
>>152309840Its Australia vs England, and its only day 2.
>>152309831No they're in a famine up norf please send Gregg's immediately
>>152309820>>152309813fuck up poosh
>ponting got hair plugs>hayden got hair plugswho's next?
>>152309826thank you lad
wheres bairstow
>Awraight luv lemme gam on your wotsit *sharts into her adult nappy*
why do aussies always go on about warm beer when surely they are all drinking warm pints in the stands
this pitch looks mint for a steve smith masterclass
>>152309846Only if they're <18K like a dumb eng shitter would wear
>Still 0 wickets taken by England born players
doesnt matter if you lot win by 400 runs and stokes new hairpiece gets hughes'dwe already won story with roots 100 forever putting to bed the debate of who the greatest test batsman of all time iz
>>152309867They're cold, believe it or not. Making a deliberate choice to prepare beer warm is grim.
>>152309867>warm beerit's not even true innit, they have no idea about cellar temp
Smudge is a fat cunt, new york city is ruining his tard strength
>>152309813only gay men could invent a sub culture about being fat and ugly
Does Phil tufnell have something wrong with him ?Why does he talk like thatWhy does he look like that
>>152309869Duck because the cracks might start doing things now.
>>152309880>>152309878cold beer becomes warm beer within 10 mins in 30 degree heat
If this zesty bipolar fag weatherall gets more thsn the great fraud joe poot on this pitch his ton gets rescinded
>>152309889You lot have created a national identity around it
>>152309889It's a coping mechanism for being fat and ugly, but it doesn't help that it's a fetish for many of them.I'll take traps any day over that shit.
>>152309890he's a proper cockney sprarra init
>>152309900kek done him
Joe Root has never scored a red ball test century in Australia
>>152309894>Not drinking it within 10 minutes regardlessSaddos
>>152309874Rob Key is booking his flights to Seth Efrika right jow
>>152309875sorry lad thats starc taking 6fer on a roadlets face it, starc was the only elite bowler poot faced. hisland looking old and the rest lol
>>152309900Nah that's illegal in their country.They gotta have other national identities from overseas instead.
tufnell used to smoke abit of ganja between innings apparentlyit was a different time
I don't understand the tesltra ad
>>152309894Which is why they drink pots in Brisbane not pints
>>152309914I thought they did cocaine back then. >still do
Is phil tufnell related to nigel tufnell?
explains his melt in Perth. schitz
england bro from the last thread: is becky ives bogged?
>>152309931who's?
overrpriced warm australian beer in a plastic cup
>>152309934tufnell's
What are you drinking, /cric/?
>>152309908kek
>>152309935The thought of the English drinking something like great Northern is hilarious
>>152309940Convict tears
>>152309908Using this from now onHe is still a fraud
>>152309813the based /nrl/ lads
Hah Archer's balding
>>152309908>>152309874eng shitter bros...
>>152309940coke zero, was close to getting red wine and written off though
I can’t recall the last time we were over 100 after the first session We did it in 20 overs Khawaja bros it’s over
>>152309813thought i recognised the guy on the far right for a second quite worrying
>>152309956Perth Bears
>>152309940aminoz choc malt wpi protein powder mixed with 400ml water and 200ml norco full cream milk
>>152309940Monster Ultra Peachy Keen
MAN IM KEEN FOR SOME KFC, CANT BEAT THAT TASTE
>>152309963that's ethan ralph mate
>>152309940warm ginger beer
>>152309940
might be time for a nap soon lads
thought archer was supposed to be fast
>>152309981if you hang around for three overs you'll see a wicket
>>152309988fuck up cunt
Fraud eng shitter poot buckbroke Jof making him slog just so he could get his red inker
>>152309984Please understand, he batted for like an hour over yesterday and today It exhausted him
>>152309993your profanity wont stop fate
Why does Shitjeet/Zachyjeet only use buzzwords?
>>152309995HOW EBIN ECKS DEE XDXD LE LE XD
What would Mean do if he didn't play cricket? He's not has spergy as Smudge so trains and shit rule him out and he's Christian so no degenerate wanking to futa
Reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.
I'm 180cm and 60 kilos
>>152310007nice x
>>152310003Probably something simple like a carpenter or painter or the like
>>152310005Taller than you XD
>>152310007MELBOURNEELBOURNE
>>152309800Im an alcoholic
pls gib some wickies
>>152310000youve cursed them cunt
>>152310007crisp melanie bracewell
Josh Inglis the first English born player to take a wicket this Ashes series
>>152310007bnob is 180kg (excluding his wheelchair)
Tendies for lunch.
england in complete control here
Business Idea:Train specific players who specialise in taking the wickets of others thereby ensuring you don't have to score 400+ runs every innings just to stand a chance
Hey lads just want to inform everyone that deafheaven was my most listened artist this year :)
>shadow loomingstokes bros rise up
>>152309940Only the Very Best for me mate
>>152310016sorry mate, dont carry wickets any more
>63 (65)eng shitters getting weatherball'd
australia will want another 300 runs
seems hair loss has less of a stigma in britain than australia
>arm skeleton replay shows archer obviously chucking>commentators have to slyly discuss "wrist snap"
>>152310033>onions black metalSo ebin ecks dee xdxd xd
>>152310033don't know who that is, mine was hall and oates
>>152309940a martini, no olives cause local is using facial recognition
>>152310044fox hasn't developed the elbow snap tech yet
remember the aussies desperatley begging the umpires to change the ball atleast 15 times yesterday
>Gayo behind channel 7 and cuckinfo
>>152310033Nice, mine was Alcest
>>152309940Got this on special at woolies. not bad. also did some iced coffee earlier, half almond milk half regular milk because I don't want to waste the almond milk.
>>152310047this guy was mine, very good albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8w0Mckx1a0
>>152310016kek
Think hazelwood is finished lads, always injured and cant be trusted to play a full test without breaking down. Dogshit is here to stay
Wetherald tonne seems far fetched but hes on his wayGo you good thing
>>152310055
>>152310054>French fraudECKS DEE?
>>152310055looks good
>>152310051Learnt it from eng shitters this summer
>arm fully straightens from this position>"wrist snap"
the hair
>>152310059Radio said he's got an achilles issue during his rehab. Pujara broke him
>muh wrist snap speed
weathers looking good for a double ton
>>152310072still got nothing on bumrash
What would a Les Miserables set in Australia look like?
>>152310072Still straighter than McChucker (and Weatherall on a night out)
>>152310081I STOOOOLE A LOAF OF BREAAAAAAD
>>152310080kek
>>152310081>thieving class
>>152310088ECKS DEE
XD poster really bringing the vibe down lads
>>152310080popped me
>>152310096yep
>camera starts focusing on trumpetfag againi mute
>>152310081>THAT LOAF OF BREAD WAS 3 HOURS OLD
https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/josh-hazlewood-suffers-achilles-soreness-during-hamstring-rehab-1514433
>>152310081Love hags so much
>>152310109Put a fork in him, he's toast
>>152310112she's 23 mate
>narrative all yesterday about how englel are doing so good, wooow they got 350>aus have got 150 losing only 1 witcket in 3 hourskek
>>152310104 =(8^(|) this is Homer Simpson
>>152310081
Reminder convicts lost a deciding test matchbat their "fortress" da gabba after sledging "see ya at da gabba moite" to an India C team with a bowling attack with 2 (two) combined test caps
SHEEEIT
SHITERALD
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
>>152310096are you implying there was a vibe before the XD spam?
>Ball hit his toeThat hurts a hell of a lot more than on the finger.
>>152309940Ginger beer... with alcohol.Sensible because otherwise I get boong drunk and miss the game.
GOT HIMGONE OFF YOU GO AND WALKBACK TO THE STANDS
>alt tab for literally one secondevery fucking time
>72ggwp wetherald
>autismbrosits over for england
BACK IN THE GAMEFUCK OFF
>>152310126hes hobbling BAD
>>152310126A toe is like a finger on the foot
>Labuschagne wants you to reviewProbably the right call not to listen to him, but possibly hitting outside the line.
Weatherald looks like someone
>called back for no ball
time for the autism duo
hey guys what's going on?
Smith kinotime
proud of you jakey, start of a big series for you
I always find these type of celebrations so cringe. The fuck are you celebrating? Its 50 runs to late. The game is over
>>152310144HOW EBIN IS RACISM? XD
wonder if that might have been an umps call on impact
>marnus wanted to review that
might goon
>>152310148people will roast him for not getting a century but hes done really well today
>>152310149>The game is overIt's only day two. The match is far from over.
An english born bowler has still yet to take a wicket this series
>Labuschagne tells you to review
>>152310151it's pretty funny desu
wtf warner turned into an alien
>>152310109Jug ears is eternally Pujara's bitch
>>152310156Jerked of 3 times yesterday for a combined total of 5 hours masturbation, so shall be taking the day off.
Batted Weathers
>>152310033Speed garage for me. Heard some trance mix with it lately, it's interesting.
NO SMUDGEA
>Archer is englel's best bowlerdamning 2bqh
>>152310164warner really needs to use his mouth when he speakshe mashes all the words into one
>>152310144Gross
>>152310164KEK
My anus la bus cag knee
i see britjeet woke up
>>152310033unfathomably based for me it was brand new
>>152310170kek
>NO SMUDGER
what the fuck are coaches doing these days. back in my dad you yelled YES, NO, WAIT.
>>152310072Not even close to bumrash. Most bowlers have about this much.
These tards will grind England down
>>152310181ouch
>>152310139Gay Andre Agassi
>>152310181Plumb. Ty for the webm cowboy
>>152310172yeah he kind of has that weird annoying breathy voice but also runshiswordstogethersoitsoundsevenmoreretarded>>152310033my spotify thing is completely obsolete because it just shows me playing the same 10 songs at the gym over and over even though i listen to actual albums on it as well i just do that less
>>152310184trust the autism bro
>>152310172aco'mssue a'ng'strayns(a common issue among australians)
>>152310181that looks a lot worse on review than it was live
>>152310178Oh fuck yeah I love listening to pedos too!
>>152310074I miss hair.
>>152310178BASED they were #3 for meDegausser was my #1 song
>>152310181>Archer didn't even look back at the umpireWould've given it not out based on principle.
Will or won't Smith?
The english swine shall be punished for their hubris inshallah
>>152310201Another pedo enjoyed, so based
>listening to popular artistskek, couldn't be me
I reckon smith is spending at least 6% of his attention on how itchy the face stickers are
>>152310204nah thats based
>>152310200i do sometimes, but i mostly wish i just had confidence for the chad embrace of balding
>>152310030corr thats me
>>152310139Was thinking one of the members of Autechre.
How do you feel about the fewer numbers of /cric/ posters from the UK year by year?
>>152310216blud
not posting my spotify thing because it's too plebocratic
>>152310195Live I saw it as hitting his toe (likely umpire's call on the impact), but slow mo replay it was the side of the foot and plumb.
>>152310219
>>152310221I kneel
>>152310227>khawajahow long ago was this?
>>152310185Convicts will alwsys be Jazzy B's little bitches
>>152310227>Indians aren't whiteACK!!!
>aussies frrely throwing bout word pedononces
>>152310216>>152310221>chuck on a random playlist and leave it running for days on end>"look at the genres i listened to guise how unique am i?"
>>152310227>Bindia shirtdisgraceful
Arch or Starc are my fave bowlers right now. Arch's spell in Perth, watching live, was quite something until I ... blacked out. kek>>152310160Orange ball does things.
130km/h looks so slow on tv but if i had to face it irl i'd probably just close my eyes and swing
>>152310234BGT last year
>>152310238cope and seethebet youre one of the tards here who listens to the same drab sounding punk rock songs all day
>>152310219>trend raises ethical questionsDoes it? I guess people cry about muh eugenics but if you know you're going to be birthing someone that will live a pretty shit life and die young idk if it's worth it
>>152310219They're missing out on generational players.
>>152310237Paedo
>>152310227based boonie
>>152310219dont underdtand why its unethical to remove down syndromeholy fuck are you thickwho would want to impose suffering on a child
>>152310227>great northernGRIM
>>152310207Steven May
Going to 7/11 lads you want anything?
>>152310170If he was in west indies, they'd be back right now.Ambrose/Walsh tier with Archer/Joseph. That could decimate sides right now. Even Aus.
>>152310251Downies seem pretty happy to me
>>152310245merv?
>>152310238I dont do that thoughI genuinely try and seek out new music to listen (not new as in recent releases) as i enjoy listening to music but hate playlistsI play full albums
>>152310245can tell this guy fucks prime bush doof pussy
>>152310252No beer from Qld is good
>>152310243130km/h WAS slow.Back in the day you needed to be 160km/h to actually be talked about as fast (Lee, Akhtar, Tait), but now they crap on like 145km/h like they're express thunderbolts.
>>152310181>yorker>out straight awayI fucking called this. Always gonna happen.It's like with head last game, just bowl at the stumps...
>>152310246you'll have to give me an example of said punk rock song oh mr tastemaker
>>152310248and Boland
>>152310227
where can i see the exact time of all the breaks for the day? can't see on cricinfo
>>152310238I do this
>>152310262>I play full albumsBased knower
>>152310265I don't understand what the scores mean
>>152310272didn't know young straffo met warnie
Got the stupid barmy army chant stuck in my head all day
>>152310272looks a bit like a certain fat loser from melbourne here
>>152310267but Range brewing is from qld
>>152310272Staffo?!
>>152310248>>152310272must be funny being a pro cricketer doing this every day knowing the odds of the kid you're teaching of actually getting anywhere are insanely low
>>152310215I just skinhead, but I grew tired of it quick.
family members call me "the vibe killer"
Still gutted about Weatherald. Just wanted a Tassie boy to get a ton.
>>152310272>warnie teaches him spin >becomes a pace bowler what did he mean by this?
>>152310219Its a real shame they didn't have this screening when zachy was in utero
>>152310278first number = goal (worth 6), 2nd number = point (worth 1), third number = total
>>152310290He was bowling spin because he was a fat cunt and couldn't run.
>>152310293mum was too much of alcho to get the test done
>>152310278the team he has tattooed on his chest is getting fucking thrashed
>>152310248>>152310290>warnie teaches him spin>becomes a batsmanwhat did he mean by this?
>>152310219Holy fuck, how?>medical science works for once because down people are probably "problematic" for some protocol or income streamGonna need proof though.But you can outplay capitalism like this sometimes to actually make it work. We used to do this.
>>152309940Hefe Wiessbier.
>>152310306used to drink these but they'd bloat me something awful
Smith Will.
>>152310296Thanks mate
>englishman with the surname "Archer"Do you think his ancestors fought at Agincourt?
>>152310219>they are all for abortion, until they find out the baby is disabled, then they are against itpretty cringe desu
2 hour power nap
Anyone wanna toil for me todayI cannot be FUCKED
CAWM ON ENGLAND SCORFE SOME FAWWKKING WICKITS
>>152310317Call in sick mate
I'm beginning to think that Steven Smith has autism
What jobs do you have fellas
>>152310235But they have a great bowler (Siraj) they underutilise because of bum.
AB sounding friedrest in piss king
been on /cric/ since the 2012 t20 world cup
>>1523103292024 BGT me
>>152310309Yeah I'm feeling very bloated right now. I don't drink them regularly more of a dab man myself.
>>152310327yeah sounding pretty sad
How the fuck do I make money
>>152310324wild to think you should be only 100 off our total if he didn't go full R
>>152310332this stuff is foul
I thought the black under the eyes didn't do anything but if an autist like smith is using it, must do something.
>>152310273PHWOOOOAAARname?link?
English people actually sound so unmasculine, Ben stokes looks tough and scary but then you hear him talk and he sounds like a poof
>>152310325getting the sack very soonexpect more XD posting here in the future
>>152310256farmers union and a sausage roll
>>152310325
>>152310339@DurpreetKumar
>Middle of Summer>Not even 6pm>Sun is going downAnd Qlders scratch their heads and don't understand the appeal of daylight savings time
Hoping a disgruntled Uzzie gets a family member do to a little suicide bommy on these two shit teams
>>152310272Boland played for Smashing Pumpkins? Didn't know.
>>152310325i run a tutoring business
>>152310339get some taste baka
>>152310338steve is just imitating big strong american quarterbacks, he lives in america after all
>>152310341>expect more XD posting here in the future4chan gets shut down in 5 days.This will be the last test we get to spend with /cric/.
you fucking people are weird and keep creating characters. Who's zachy? whos britjeet? SMGDH
>>152310349His brother got pinged for terrorism, not even joking
>>152310326Good morning saaw
>>152310337stop being a girl it's a step up from pic related
>>1523102784th means 4th quarter08:03 means how long left in the match.23 & 12 are times they didn't miss, they are worth 6 points.7 & 7 are times they missed shots of an infinitely high goal under no pressure, they are worth 1 (they should be worth zero)145 & 79 are the totals of both teams.504 is the tv channel.
>>152310325Sex trafficker for the WA Police.Gotta raise that revenue somehow.
>>152310348day light savins makes sense if they did it in winter. then the 2 periods are kinda the same. its stupid to do it in summer so the sun goes down at 530 in winter and 830 in summer
>>152310332nice, dab's not a bad drop
Few Smirnoff ices post toil on the cards
>>152310351how the fuck does he look like billy corgan
>>152310233what the fuck is math rock
>>152310356fantastic post they do it in /brit/ tooyou dont post for a couple weeks and there's a whole new cast of "characters" doing the rounds
>>152310325head of ecommerce for a retail group
>>152310339charalanazard
>bowling Archer into the ground>againkekKEK
>>152310341Too many people I know are getting sacked and replaced by jeets, though they pretend it's AI.
days cricket ruined
CFO
>>152310344lmaoing at this
>Billy Coongan
>>152310325dole bludger
Any good aus generals on /bant/? Or any other boards besides pol
>>152310344when your gf is hangry haha
>>152310354>convict shitter doesn't know about Chandrapal
Love Smith/Labuschagne kino.
>>152310360drank some of these before a night out in terigal. was so trashed i didnt get let into the first pub because i was swaying so we had to go somewhere else. then i took the bag of about 20 caps that we all had bought and put them in my pocket but must have missed and just dropped them on the ground. never got them back and my mates were sour at me for about a month. went to the beach the next day and got chernobyl tier sunburns. havent drank any since
>>152310376I understand he needs a break every now and then, but he only bowled like 10 an innings last match. But he is cooked right now, gotta let him off now ay.
>>152310376Who else will bowl? Certainly not Stokes.
>>152310272wtf is that the aussie bowler
>>152310387see>>152310380
>>152310298That's no way to remember Warne
mixed souva for dinner. fuck i love having a greek owned charcoal chicken shop nearby
>>152310397yeah mate, warne was the idol of fat tubbys all over the country
>>152310344Skittles
i'll have a bowl
>>152310403FAT CUNT
>>152310380Crazy how this election surprise to smear the libs and get Lab in the lodge has played out over years
Good morning, gents. Englishmen, what’s for breakfast?Aussies, what’s for tea?
Why does he wear the gold chains
This is what the english took from you.
>>152310382>CoonganCheergan*>>152310387End/pol/? I don't browse the internet much nowadays. It's too timid.
>>152310393not sure your mates should ever invite you on a trip again from the looks of it, no clue at all
>>152310413beer and possibly dexies
>>152310413Chilli con carne for me
>>152310405i swear the timelines dont match up
>>152310415we are english, retard
>English fielding
>>152310357I'm shocked. My preconceptions rocked.
>>152310413making chicken soup out of leftoversand you?
>>152310413Lamb roast
Reckon Labuschagne has copped any Labubu jokes as of late?
>>152310428I come from a proud line of Irishmen and Jews
>we
>>152310406He either doesn't bowl him enough or he bowls him relentlessly into the ground. It's so odd hey.Imagine if we did this with Lee. He'd break down quick.
>>152310421everyones been there mate no need to hold a grudge about it. they chilled out on me after went out again a month later and someone else dropped the bag of coke in the dunny. peace and love brother
>>152310413pizza
>>152310413morning mate
>>152310416Was dead when 4chan went down so I’m assuming now
>>152310413ive been here since 3.15
Smudge is spazzing out
anybody seen smith's hands?
ARSE
>8 (18) grouse cricket this
This is joshies waifu.
thanks arse
I have a feeling Stokes genuinely doesn't keep track of overs being bowled by bowlers because he himself is bowling and gets puffed. Cummins does the same sometimes. I wouldn't be able to keep track doing that. kek
Carse is fucking shit where is that other pommy cunt that mouthed off to usman?
hold up ladsan improved version
If I was in Brissy right now I'd be thinking Archer let's be honest it wouldn't be like this
the locals are getting abit unruly
can someone tell border to stop breathing into the micmaking my ticks flare up
>>152310455the boomer at lords?
>all this breathing ASMRwtf fox? kek>>152310450To be fair, light/shadow is interfering with his autism.
Why can't new zealanders fly planes?
declare on 450 methinks
>>152310456This is getting really gay, anon
>>152310457Tonking*>>152310460Based fellow Tourette's spaz
I'm back lads >the labuschange and smith show seen this episode before aye
>>152310422Beaut>>152310432Sounds lush, just a big cup of tea for now but got some bacon and local brie on a bagel in a little while
if they sung different songs that'd be one thing but it's mad how the poms don't get bored of singing the same thing over and over for 9 hours for 5 days straight
someone explain this "Brydon Carse" meme to me, I don't get it's purpose
>>152310460It's not Healy? woops. I thought it was Healy.
The convict and their Orphan Complex
innings has stalled here aussies need another 250-300
>>152310476They're very simple people
>>152310474sounds great, enjoy mate
>>152310476>5 days straightwhen was the last time they did this?
Wtf bros why is Archer still bowling? I thought his fitness was shit.
Carse is ARSE
>>152310473fr #snooze#backtobed
>>152310463kek yeah get him out theremeant Oliver Robinson however
>>152310485kek>>152310486still too much light for stokes to play himself yet
>>152310473Labus is looking great again. Finally back.
I reckon with two weeks getting my eye in, I could hit Archer for six 6s in an over
>>152310486tiring him out in the day so hes fucked for the night when he will be useful again stokes is such a genius
apparently australia has no culture
>>152310403when I was growing up we had a greek chicken shop that was pretty good, eventually they retired and sold it to a viet couple and they made the food even better. a few years back they sold it to another viet couple (maybe family members idk) but they didn't last. shop got gutted and remade into the worst food shop on the strip (out of like 15 food stores)
will jacks bowl
does autism get worse with age? I swear Smith's tics and soothing are way more pronounced now. chronic stress maybe?
>>152310486light isnt bad enough for Stokes to have another go
>>152310490ah yep i remember him too no idea where he is
Smith slowing it down again not cheating though
>>152310499Nah he just muscle memorised his ticks kek.
marnie is SO back
>>152310496This is true tbhwy
You will never experience full strength beer in jugs in the members area wearing proper shoes and collared shirts.
has this been addressed yet
even cuckinfo know Stokes relying on Archer like this is bad>Archer again. Stokes needs to be careful he doesn't cook his main man here
England bros where is Ollie Robinson?
>>152310451What's with the rashes on her eyebrows?
Imagine being pregnant for 9 months and naming your child bryndon
>God save the kingProper bootlicker anthem
>>152310499The older you get the less you mask
>>152310413I've got some chicken breast from aldi I'm gonna stick in the air fryer. Probably have it with rice. Won't eat it until maybe 9pm. Had lunch at about 3pm today (noodles with tofu & ham).
Imagine labs and smudge sharing a room haha they’d be up all night shadow batting and working on technique and stuff haha would be elite viewing
cant believe the barmy army trumpetcunt is the same guy that played trumpets on all of the lights by kanye
>>152310496Correct
kek turned the crowd mic up a little too far there
>>152310515>curable/treatable disease in a 1st world country
marnus is a fun word to say
>>152310524What if we had sex haha we'd be up all night having sex
>>152310497don't know why people fuck with winning formulas. my local greek owned shop was always flat out but the owner died and it was bought by an indian who changed everything and i have never seen a soul go in there. i go to the next suburb for a greek owned place
Imagine if this was in Sydney. It's still 30c in the city.
>>152310531Marnus Champagne, has a nice ring to it
>>152310525
>>152310491>>152310500Stokes bowled himself when the light was good. Was going for 9/over.Not making that mistake again, desu.
Ok laddos, this "rivalry" is over. There must be a relegation process. We can do a more competitive sries than this
Requesting Uzzie's terrorist shitter bro to suicide bommy these two fake autistic bellends
>>152310536>Whinging shitneysider
>>152310512Smudge thinks it makes him look cool
>Perth test goes two days because of shit batting>CA immediately panics and demands gabba pitch be a dogshit flat road so it will go 4-5 daysKino
steve smith unironically stays awake all night batting in his hotel room banging the hotel room floor and it can be heard throughout the whole hotel
>>152310531I like to say MarnOOS because I 100% heard one of the players say that once on the field.
>tfw been working night shift for the last 2 weeksjust want to lie on the lounge and die desu
>>152310524for me its rooming with moises
nathan lyon feels betrayed? reap what you sow you cunt
>>152310533Haha do you reckon marnus or smithy is the bottom? Iykwim
is marnus.... back?
>>152310552>spotify wasn't available in India at that time
>>152310511Nah I did. I was 5 though and wasn't meant to drink. Didn't tell Dad though.
>>152310525fun fact he was playing Czardas when Carse was playing I thought it was pretty clever
The new vb is made with AI I was on the set ama.
got a calf cramp fuck me
>>152310561bowling*
>>152310535The first time I went in to see the second set of viet owners they'd kept everything but got rid of the arab garlic sauce. Baffling decision and they lost all their business to the arab owned shop across the road with garlic sauce and the classic leb pickles. Could get a full chicken, box of chips, sauce and pickles for $20 back in the day. They're still around but I've moved from the suburb. I still miss the bread shop, haven't found anywhere else that does good bread and bread rolls.
>>152310560based
Who replaces Lyon when he retires at the end of this series? Murphy, Roccicholi or Khunnemann?
>>152310511I will next test in Adelaide
>>152310563Ok haha *cradles your willy like an injured small marsupial*
>arse going at 8an overare the aussies the true le bazaballers?
>>152310567tim david
>>152310562the beer itself is made with ai? interesting, wonder if it's any good**good in comparison to non-ai pisswater beers
what happened to woakes
>>152310573Reckon he'd be a good number 8.
>>152310577went broakes
>>152310567Australia is phasing out spin bowling to grow the mystique and legacy of Warne even more.
MARNGODMARNGODMARNGODMARNGOD
>on the set for an ai video
worst quality ashes i can remember
Remember when it was normal for batsmen to have average's in the mid 40's for tests?
God is great
carse more like canus
>>152310546Day/Night tests need to be roads as a shitload of wickets fall at night. Make runs during the day and try to survive at night.
https://highwaymax.com.au/collections/gender-reveal-blue-pink-colured-smoke
>>152310567
>>152310577Dislocated his shoulder against the poos.
>>152310573>tim davidmum loves that song he did back in the day, "7 days" i think it's called
>>152310567They'll start taking Roccicholi and Murphy.
>>152310590eyes on the ball marnus
>konstas made 100 in aus a gameUhh yeah I’ve seen enough, get him for Boxing Day, head back down to 5
This thread is going too fast for anyone to notice this but I'm one of the few men here that like women.
>>152310546>ends up being cracked and all over the shop because GabbaPerth's pitch was as good as you get too. Not far from waca, normally a bit greener in past tests. Smith said they knew it would get better late day 2 though and it did. What really did it was the spite in the crowd from western australians, who utterly despise England, at a loud stadium. Barmy did the Root chant and it quickly turned into just the loudest boo I've ever heard kek. Spine tingling. That stadium is so loud my ears were half death for the rest of the week.>goes deathly quiet as Starc deliverswas so cool
>inglis is in next
HIS NAME RHYMES WITH ARSEHIS NAME RHYMES WITH AAAARSETHAT BRYDON CARSEHIS NAME RHYMES WITH ARSE
>>152310588Remember when a strike rate of 60 was considered super elite attacker?
>>152310608Ellyse Perry aged 19
Jee jilikers i wish england wasnt given 70 freebies last night
what happened to the im just waiting for a mate guy? did he kill himself? hes arguably the most famous aussie of his era
>>152310615based a correct pilled
>>152310566Waca used to allow cans of piss in eskies in the 90s. It's a fucking joke. Security my ass. Just check the eskies for bombs.
Is 7Plus constantly shitting itself or is it just me?
>>152310615Corrr
>>152310615
>>152310613test batting is a dying art
Smith sure does get upset about movement in the crowd doesn't he
>Light tower fully on shown on screen>Stokes on
More like brokes lmao
>>152310617Still waiting.
>>152310608Not true, we're all bottoms
>>152310560dad game me my first drink when i was 4. jim beam and coke from a can. everytime i drink i go back to that moment. remember it very vividly
>>152310629something in this
>>152310479>their Orphan Complexlmao
Going to the adelaide test, ladsExpect some XD posting from the stands
marnus is tonning up
>>152310608former english test cricketer Isa Guha
What was stokes thinking bowling this cunt
>>152310637Ill see you there mate Shall be in the members section
>>152310588Yeah Martyn was mistreated. What were we thinking (and everyone was thinking it)?Then again, Huss came it.
>>152310637very comfy ground have fun
bake cunt
>>152310639isa'd like to have sex with her
make me a new thread
>>152310639Spicy diarrhoea.
I'm baking
>>152310637>the stands
Schagne Marne
Stokes waits for the sunset to glare into the batsman’s eyes to bring himself on Crisp captaincy
won't be making a thread
madman made a shit thread
>>152310643Martyn is the most elegant batsmen I've had the pleasure of watching play cricket in any format.
>>152310633I had a sip of beer. Hated it. Said I'd never ever drink that shit.No I don't drink Canadian.
>>151864919>>151864919>>151864919NEW
The idea of home country/ground advantage in test cricket is so funny.
>>152310663>>152310663>>152310663>>152310663
>>152310665>>152310665>>152310665
>>152310662Non-white sport.
Fuck sake lads
>>152310669>>152310670I'm taking you both out of the playing 11 for the next test after this poor effort
>>152310662>>152310669>>152310670Ok this is an XD moment, certified XD moment
>>152310669this was first and thus the thread>>152310670sorry mate, can be the thread after
>>152310639What was their name before transitioning?>>152310653Perth was nothing but the standing area for me. Fuck sitting. Fucking amazing. Expensive as fuck though.
>>152310669>>152310670wait wait I gotta make mine first
>>152310678kek
>>152310660I only remember his last season or so because young. It wasn't great back then because he had that bad slump that made him retire a bit early.I've heard stories though and seen replays and that's spot on though.
So which one is it? Do we just wait until 2 get deleted?
>>152310712one of them is an nrl thread and the other was created and posted lastthus the community decided this was it >>152310663
>>152310712one of them is the /nrl/ thread you silly billy we're in here anyway >>152310663
>>152310081cheeky bitch
