The Ashes 2nd Test at The Gabba Brisbane Joe Roots landmark maiden ton down under backed by Zak Crawleys classy 76 and Jofra Archers late flourish lifted England to 325-9 and wrested control from Australia despite Starcs brilliance
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>>152298154This is my favourite video of any Australian ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I
YFO
>>152308576>air conditioned house -> Air conditioned car -> air conditioned office -> air conditioned car -> air conditioned houseCan cultivate impressive girth without feeling the heat.
>>152298154cunt just spewed a sentence into the OP
england team feels abit soulless nowmiss jos bairstow broad anderson
>>152298154imagine getting mogged by a kiwi>>152291880
>>152308688?
>New thread
>>152308675>jos bairstow broad andersonNever heard of this player beforeWhat position was he?
>Head 3(19)>Weatherald 9(13)>Australia trails by 319I am activated, time to do my keeper's bidding
can you mentally ill fucks stop making new threads difficult
>>152308716If Smudge wasn't an elite sportsman he'd be sitting in a dimly lit room with his anime figurines wanking to futa porn
>>152308688No one has ever been mogged by a peewee.
Weatherald is from darwinIs he the first nt cricketer for Australia?
>>152308723That's Miss Jos to you m8
>>152308741Damien Martyn was born in Darwin
>>152308741>from darwinpoor guy
Just got home lads what did I miss
>this pitch Aus are fucked under lights
Bit sick of female commentators.
>>152308688Its kinda grim on the lad, give him some slack
GONE GOT IM
>>152308756we'll just get out before the lights come on check mate englel
>>152308755Marn flying catch. Kiwi sooking in the thread
>>152308759i agree but isa's an exception
>>152308751lmao
>Head 3 (20)Can we stop this. This isn't modern cricket.
I think Archer could bowl 99mph if he actually put some effort in.
lovely shot that
Jakeys on for a big score here
k I'm going to go get my bins in don't let anyone get out while I'm gone x
Cannot stand this bharat jeet
>>152308812Effort isn't le cool
what does weatherald say to himself when the bowlers coming in?
>>152308817sorry, head got out
Uzzie would've been out by now.
>pajeet commentator>female commentator
HOW BOUT DAT ECKS DEE
Britjeetsisters...
>>152308845uggo
>>152308803Proper test cricket that
>>152308853i like 'em, they can usually cook too, unlike shelia.
>>152308855Boycott taking a break from beating his wife to play with his willy over that strike rate
>>152308861i can smell you from tas poodian
wtf happen, we were havng a nice talk about NZ beers and now this thread is all uncomfy
Why can't Head make any fakking runs?
Why don't poms know what sunscreen is?
BUTTERFINGERS
weatherland looks abit bent
>DroplandLmao
HES DROPPED THE ASHES
DROPPED THE HEAD CARSE TROPHY
Dropped the ashes
>>152308877what's sun?
FUCKING RETARDS
embarrassing, you have one fucking job
DROPPED THE ASHES
>>152308659YFI
Dropped the ashes that
>>152308875Got any recs?
just dropped the ashes
OH DEAR!!!!!!!
FUCK OFF
>>152308892He's also there for his batting.
head for a century now just for smugness purposes
>>152308877It is white and they are only allowed to use white for the english flag
Why do England never pick keepers on keeping abilities ?
THAT'S WHY YOU PICK BEN FOAKES YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
lole
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH GLOVES PABLO RETARDO
>>152308889That newspaper with the topless slags in it
>>152308905clearly not there for his wickie skills
ITS HIS FUCKING JOB
YOU DUN GOOFED!!!!
Maybe pick a proper keeper next time england and not a bazball keeper >>152308912
>catch every ball that beats the edge>drop the snickkeepers lads
that will have really hurt. taking that ball on the tip of the finger.
#BringBackBairstow
>no worse feeling as a bowlernot as bad as getting hit on the finger
KWABland
>>152308934every cricketer knows this
>>152308912Pondering thisCan't say I could name a single English wicket keeper being ranked highly purely on his glove work
>>152308923>newspaperwhat's that?
Post the cuckler meme
yeah I'm thinking its coopers >green time tbqh lads
>>152308901Every ashes... wtf England.Eng's Smith's been getting runs until this series too. Weatherald on?He was just starting to look comfy last innings.
>>152308959The squares that have naked slags on them
>>152308953jack russell
lads, NZ's defending 530 and kinda losing
>>152308845Jeets aren't even good looking for browns. They get mogged by literal Africans.
Englands brave Brydon Carse here to take some wickets
>arse
>>152308970
>>152308912This one can bat... well he was getting centuries before this series.
>>152308981peeweebros.....
how many times am i gonna see that catch now ffs
>>152308981Good, the Windies should be a strong team again
>>152308992what catch lol?
>>152308952exactly
>called roston chase>fails in every run chase and is unironically the worst cricketer to ever play 50 tests
lads.. remove the "C" from "Carse" howling.
>>152308998GOT HIM
>>152308988Only bots/pajeets do that, singh.
Head was just giving Weatherald a headstart.
Head is starting to make some fakkin runs
hey poof no one wants to read your poofter blogthanks!
does allan border have parkinson's? saw him in the comm box yesterday fidgeting and twitching like michael j fox
engbros... was 334 enough??
Remember when England thought they were winning kek
>>152308899If you can find Haze of Glory from Good George is quite good
mad how bbc went on mad one when root got century when like.. 327 or whatever doesnt sound like a great opening score in australiajust started watching noe47-0 richard started kicking offyupfinkin i was rightenglel just utter shitbritish media worse
the English mind cannot comprehend waiting until the ball softens to go for boundaries
Weatherald has a really big head
i am ELITE at that shot head just hit (in ricky ponting cricket 2005)
Head on a mission after that dropped sitter
uh ohenglandbros......
proper fucking bazball this is
>>152309025He was diagnosed with something a few years back, so probably.
THEAD
>bot/pajeets using gpt can't post more than 3 lines before they statistically get caught out>start chimping when someone who actually knows english shows how broken their english isI wonder which corporation cricket Aus and channel 7 or fox pays for this garbage astro turfing.Nuke india.
root double century still on the cardsreminder that I did call it early in his innings
>>152309037but does Head have a really big weatherald?
>>152308981good
England getting out bazzed here, embarrassing
just going to buy some beer lads make sure there are no wickets please
Remember, if England can score ~350 on this wicket, then Australia should be able to score at least 500.
>>152309040realised feeling around was a quick way to get out
Stokes coming on? But it's not even dark?
>>152309033Seen a few Kiwi beers at Dan Murphy's, I'll have a squiz
>>152309045please never insult my cunt's cricket team like this again thanks
>>152309049>implying poodians are getting paid to shill
Fuck Stokes man. Retire you relic.
>Stokes already bowlingIsn't it bad bowling conditions right now?
>>152309064kek exactly HIT HIM FOR SIX
anyside rely on that trundler stokes to get wickets and runs is dickheadsmindbobblin'
>Batsmen are starting to get set>Going to in for a long time getting comfortable runs once the shine has worn off the ball>Stokes brings himself on early so he gets some of the new ball instead of being carted around when the ball has gone softCowardly.
>3 on a full toss>not 6Head is clearly not well today.
Baz the sorta bloke to have Timmy Shelby posters in his living room
>>152309064cloud went over the ground i think
>>152309070they're doing it for the izzat alone
>>152309025Yeah, he came out and said so.
>>152309070Well that's the funniest part.They don't.
I love this batting I'm disturbing the bull with my wife but I can't stop yelling in delight
I JUST WANT SOME FARKIN KFC
>>152309099fuck the wife
>>152309062Broad is correct, your side should beat us easy right now. We have Head, maybe Smith, in form right now and the rest is either out of form or new.Weatherald alright here though.
>>152309108Far out now I do too
>>152309110thats what the bull is for
How did you get Cameron greens brother to hook up with the wifey?
odds on stokes hooking himself again to protect his stats?
>>152309064>>152309072The ball is still new. If he waited any longer he'd have to bowl under the bright sun with an old ball.Because they batted a bit longer last night/today, they won't be getting a new ball under the lights later tonight.It's the last chance he has to bowl.
>how izzat
>where the visiting team have gone wrong is they have bowled too short, they need to bowl fuller to draw the outside edgeI swear I have heard this literally ever summer for the past 10 years. Beginning to suspect the commentators have no original thoughts and just parrot what they have heard in the past.
>>152309108>KFCuck
>Eng scared of cracks at the GabbaThey never learn do they?
Going to sleep. Can't take anymore of this.
>>152309130Every time I get it I feel like shit afterwards
>>152309088grim
give root a bowl
>>152309066Take a look for the Ratrod from Panhead as well
>indian couple celebrating with pat cummins after winning a house auction(((they))) aren't even trying to hide it anymore
>>152309129doesnt mean they're wrong though
it's over
>>152309129Don't underestimate England's stupidity.
RIP Usman
>>152309136Nighty night Mr English man x *kisses my screen*
bros... Jake looks GOOD
1 and a half days of australian batting
>>152309157gay
>>152309128kek
>>152309166>Implying topping men is a bad thing
>>152309156Who?
>WA police ad>"we're tyrants, you should join us :) "At least their honest.>>152309130>google 2204355>somehow, the AI at google is now so bad it unfiltered a /b/ meme from 2010 they blocked around 2011ish
Is Khawaja kill now?
>>152308989This is what they said about bairstow And he dropped 5 catches a game last ashes
>>152309171>topping?
>>152309177Yes, murdered. Inglis is the culprit.
Sitting here with a stiffy but I cant cumb because of my antidepressants
reckon kino is on the menu tonight lads
mental how other day that newz paler calling this most frightening english pace attack world ever seeen
>>152309186Not like bairstow. The dude was getting centuries pretty consistently.
>>152309130GOTEEM
>>152309190I. can't... crumb...
Why don't england simply take a wicket?
Hahahahahahaha England fucking sucks lads let's all get on the piss it's Friday fuckn how good is it cunts lick my ass britbongers
>>152309177If weatherald gets caught calling Archer a black cunt on stump mic then yeah, uzzie is done
>>152309195Well 4 bowlers above 140kmph is actually impressive. But they wore down quick last test. The pace vanished in the 2nd innings.
>>152309204i'd kick the stumps over if it was me.
>>152309190kek
>>152309099based warner
*manifests a wicket
Should I get on hinge again lads
>>152309214counter manifesting
>>152309206Yeeeww
prefer minge
weatherman has a fun position at his wicket ngl I think its kino
>>152309218depends what happened last time you were on it
>no problem with the stanceApart from nearly falling over every ball. If you don't immediately, a good bowler will force you to eventually.What is this commentator smoking? Is it Healy? He sounds crook.
I’m so hungry
Is Starc the only not shit bowler playing in this test?
turn the strike over cunt, wanna watch jake bat
>>152309230Got some interest but fizzled out after a few dates
>>152309236Corrrrrrrr
>>152308729nailed on train autist. he'd probably be working for cityrail.
Stokes is going to need another hair transplant after this
>Josh Inglis' run-out was the first wicket by an England-born player in this series
>runrate 5.68wtfkinda runrate i woulda been hapoy with in certain sections of odi matcj on international cricket captain 2010
>>152309244>got a few datesbetter luck than me mate
suck shit peewee cunt sitting there crawling up to bongs non stop like a little gay cheerleader get fucked cunt this pitch is a fuckin ROAD
>>152309250kekekek
why is bruce obsessed with the of whores? are your women really that bad?
>>152309251I've been playing as Zimbabwe in cricket captain for a giggle
>>152309245phwoar propa good post diss>>152309249hes had one? keksadwhat vapidityreal men embrace the baldlike if he was an actor fair enuff but likejesus fwhat a woman
>>152308832>don't get out>>152308845for me, it's kayla kapoor
>>152309255You're talking to the few who don't go outside. There's barefoot blonde women everywhere here.
>>152309255yes, they are that bad
>>152309236fuck that looks foul, have some dignity mate
YEAH NICE SHOT HEAD YOU FUCKING SPASTIC CUNT
FUCK
GOTTEM GONE SUCK SHIT
Think he will be upset to have been dismissed like that
YEH FUCK OFF
very un-kino wicketkekstupid dickHEAD
travball bros??
>>152309255>are your women really that bad?yes, imagine the worst parts of british and american women combined
Dumb cunt batting
reckon diss is itimpending poolapsedont arse wiv the carse
cArse shot by Head
*gulp*
>>152309255yes they're all turbo whores until 30+
streaker
>see off the new ball>have a 300 partnership on offer with this pissweak pom attack>get out for 30sigh
Time for based marnus, with the mandate of heaven on his side a century is basically a certainty
>>152309214the 23 year old wicket manifestor>omg i'm manifestingggggg!
>>152309290that's pretty bad mate. are you okay?
too little to late. Still on route for a 500 declaration
>>152309299LOCK IN BRO
>>152309299corr eould give her a propa goof arse fucking
>Stokes brings himself on bowling pies to get the batsmen in a feeding frenzy>Leads to them playing a rash shot against the bowler down the other end and getting out4D captaincy by Ben "Chum" Stokes.
>>152309299You're in son
>>152309255>implying Australians aren't just googling their names then looking for leaks for free
>>152309306Based
>>152309302whores would imply they are promiscuous and therefore more likely to have sex with you right anon?
>>152309304you don't really get that many streakers down under, you'd think you'd get more with the weather. maybe it's the flies.
>>152309321I’m Australian and I do this
m'arnus labewscagknee
CAM ON MARN
>>152309325nope I'm 5ft6 and 110kg
beer walk soon
>>152309336fuck me that's grim
>>152309299onlyfans?
>>152309255Fake list. Indians aren't on top
>>152309255Large Indian population.
>>152309326everybody is too scared after the guy got shoulder charged by Roy and flattened
>>152309308no, i am not
>>152309351who in the current team is going to shoulder someone?
>>152309353fucking hell mate. have a sit down an i'll make you a sweet tea.
>if ben stokes had not been run out and batted until stumps with root today would have played out differentlyYeah cheers mate, good insight that.
>>152309358J-joe root?
>>152309326punishments are more severe here. speeding tickets are routinely $400+ for example
>>152309337Always feel a big sheepish when I pop in to the grog shop in the morning to but a bottle of gin.
GONE TO BEDI HAVE GONE TO BED
casual zoomer here. Is Labuschagne dusted?
does joe root?
>>152309326It’s $7000 in fines and a lifetime ban if you streak
I don't like seeing all these tatts in the gentlemens game tbqh
>>152309370yes zoombro
>>152309358Reckon head would fuck some bloke up
>>152309334>Complaining autistically instead of running the single so the new batsman is at the non-striker's endKinda selfish.
>>152309299Change from leave order at door to meet driver at door
>>152309366safe bet for me to to go to a indian shop if you go mini supermarket or whatever its always some 40 year old mum
>>152309358weatherald once he gets more comfortable in the team environment
>>152309365>speeding tickets are routinely $400+ for examplei don't think they give you a speeding ticket for streaking mate. pigs are pretty stupid though so idk.
It’s beginning to look a lot like /cric/mas
>>152309358Streakers would just bounce off Green. No shoulder required.
>>152309384LGM
>>152309374should be no punishment if you've got a nice set or manage to make the seccies look foolish for a bit. entertainment discount.
>>152309358Boland would probably do a welcome to country
Got a cup of orange juice and some rocky road. Yep, life is good.
>>152309380There’s only one grog shop in my neighbourhood and I’ve been going to it for near a decade. I must have skin thousands into their business over the years.
>>152309384
>>152309273fowel*
>>152309374>Are you carrying ID sir/madam?>yeh, just reach in at the back there you will find it.
So looking back at itWas not delcaring when they had about 20 to 30 minutes to bowl at Australia last night a good decision?
>>152309384>funkopopsthose better be your GF's.
>>152309384>funkopops
>>152309290What about Kiwi women?
>>152309251Normalish run rate during the 90s and 00s for Aus.
>>152309384I like the doggy and how you display his chew toys under the telly
I don't like cricket
>>152309383i was illustrating a point how punishments are more severe here compared to the uk
weatherald is a bender
>>152309384that a homer simpson snowglobe?
>>152309403meant wife because cohabitation is a sin
>>152309384>Christmas tree>No presents under theregrim.
>>152309255Nah we just like trolling and humiliating them.You can't do that in Aus because of laws, that's why the fertility rate is so low now. Men just don't bother.
>>152309411i don't like it when somebody cracks me round the head with a brick.
>>152309412they put you in gaol for years in the uk for standing next to someone protesting mate
>>152309412didnt the UK arrest 12k people in one year for social media posts?
>>152309411crisp average australian under 60
>>152309415Yes mumza bought it for me last year
>>152309414this an avatar reference?
>>152309384having a crimbo tree up before the 20th is degenerate bogan behaviour desu.
>>152309406sexxy accents
>>152309427no its a reference to him gobbling on other mens penises
>>152309412I've had mates nearly jailed for years for insinuating that the government was making mistakes. They have a social credit system they don't tell the public about. They use actual monetary credit to implement it.Aus is worse than China.
>>152309430that is a man
>>152309424wrong. There are millions of young Australian cricket fans in the country with millions more coming every year
been out all morning, what have I missed
either im colourblind or the ball is orange not pink
>>152309430they just sound like gay australians.
>>152309430whats the latest on Tiffany Salmond mate
HOW BOUT DAT ECKS DEE XD XD XD ECKSHOW BOUT THAT INSPIRED LE LE ITS KFC ECKS DEE XD XD LE LE XD XD
>>152309384Crisp
>>152309430>sexxy accents
Google "redirect method".It's been killing gazans indirectly.
pozzie brianlet be like the average IQ of three tasmanians on a boat is 100, because the average is always 100
>>152309424you're forgetting our colourful New Australians
>>152309255guarantee it's zoomers looking for their classmates. Also this country is full of jeets unironically
>>152309411oh no>>152309427
>>152309380alchy locks?
>>152309439Not if covid has something to do with their numbers.Or Hantavirus, which got robbed from a lab here mid covid.Or even polio through vaccine made strains.
>>152309411But do you love it?
>>152309406rancid
>>152309411Is it a boomer sport?
>>152309449this didn't happen
>>152309414looks like a george michael regen innitlike not wham george michael butdogging-in-the-public-toilets-on-hampstead-heath george michael
>>152309467he looks like hes had a spray tan
wtf is stokes doing.Also>no yorkers to WeatheraldWhy is cricket becoming smoothbrained? Covid?
>>152309464no shut
Bowls full tosses and half volleysYells at the fieldersThe cowardly stokes
why did both teams only play one good bowler?
>>152309467I kinda dig the look.No homo.... well kinda homo.
cenno up lads
cric is a garbage fire these days
>>152309475
reckon we might only need 60-61 overs to chase this lead down
I for one am not entirely comfortable with you Poms ogling the new Australian opener in such a gay and public manner
>>152309477Who is englands good bowler?
>Root took 180 balls for his centuryOverrated as fuck.
>>152309482I've been denied any for years now for not being vaccinated.
>>152309358green has that bully instinct
>>152309477Heh my boy Bolingz.. he just needs more time
AUSGODS
BRAVO JAKEY, BRAVO
>>152309486Did he piss himself?
KHAWAJA, YOU ARE GONE, GOTTEM, FUCK OFF
>>152309482i think we should entirely shutter cenno and cut the dole tbhlads
should I go to the test tomorrow? missed most of the cricket cause I've been working away.
Unironically why won’t they bowl at the stumps
>>152309491Will Jacks
LABUCHANGE INDIAN SUMMER!!!!!!!!!
1-45 (5)ARSE ARSEARSE
>>152309501Just a bit of bantz
>>152309406niggas dont remember miss alice
Everything about bryndon carse screams low iq His nameHis faceHis tattoosHis bowlingHis bowling action
>>152309491Broad
this isn't test cricket
why everyone says work is the best
>>152309508Who the fuck is jacks
this bloke is complete carse
>engled bowlers>getting Carse fucked
>eNgLaNd MaDe ThE rIgHt CaLl NoT tO dEcLaRe AnD hAvE a BoWl UnDeR lIgHtSThey'd probably be in a better position having scored 250 runs but having Australia 3/10 at stumps.
So how much are the Royal family spending on lawyers nowadays?Why are we even in the commonwealth of pedophiles?Oh wait, our government has been pedo cultists for generations now.
isa is slightly moaning when Jake hits the ball...
>>152309512lmao what a hatchet job on Stokes, he'd be fuming
>>152309520will jacks me off
australia will still want another 350
>>152309508no, but steven may
>>152309524King Charles is a hagchad.
>>152309505theres still tickets?
>>152309486>stokes a fag>how much more betrayal can boycott take
So about not declaring last night...Was it the right call?
>>152309531steven may
>>152309533Yeah fuck batting last on this pitch, the less that needs to be done on it the better
>>152309512Bashin' Gazza.
>>152309531tim may
>>152309514the GOAT
>stokes bowling consistent>bowling full toss pies, wides and nowhereIs this whore watching the fucking game? Why is she commentating? She's awful.
>>152309552Fucking frying pans for hands
>>152309552Doesn't even register as a bum nowadays. Back then internet thots were plumbers.
Will Jacks? haha
>JACKSLMFAO
This keeper is trash
Anybody clip the Jamie Smith drop?
Ecks dee XD XD XXD
English bowling attack clearly still in Perth.
Will Jacks bowl a good ball
Reckon I would kill myself if I was named either will jacks or jamie smith. And potentially ben stokes aswell.
>>152309565no, but Steven Root
6/over lolit's over
some good batting
>>152309568He's a batter that keeps a bit.He has been average this series, but it seems like he was smashing the jeets.
>>152309578Aus will declare for 700.
>>152309571https://x.com/7Cricket/status/1996807045081596027?s=207 has it region locked. Can any Aussie help a brotha out?
what tha poms doin?
>>152309558tight and Godly white bums got replaced by slovenly ethnic arses.
>>152309578I'll wait until we get to 300ish.Night looms.
>>152309585about teatime today then
Will Jacks gives off ibiza final boss vibes
Starc looking like a God compared to the dross every other bowler has served up
>>152309587Gettting schooled on how to Bazball
Weatherlads alright aye
>>152309597the flags have dried up
impotent bowling attack
>>152309596Maybe the other Aussies were bowling better than I thought, this pitch is flat
>>152309598Nah his technique's shithouse and England are bowling like crap.He'll fall over with good bowlers. There's a reason you don't stand like that.
it's just like watching me scorchies bat this.
Travis head only makes runs when Australia need itReally not looking good for england
stokes has a very elaborate comb over
are the english regretting their smugness yet?
>>152309608Id like to see him face a spell of Matt Henry
>>152309608thanks heaps d grade first drop good post
What is the most runs scored in the first session of teams first innings?
does /cric/ watch 7 or fox? Punter was spewing about how shit the bowling was earlier
Aussies should've brought in Konstas. Him going to town on this shite would've buried English cricket.
>>152309620theres no 7 streams its either fox tnt or willow (which is just fox with weird adverts)
>>152309620fox but would like to listen to punterwaugh is pretty good tho
>>152309621wogs cant do test cricket. It's science
>>152309620TNT sports but low volume and I’m not really paying attention to the commentary
>>152309615we're not actually smug. you foren anglos have all just got an inferiority complex.
>>152309620kayo
Big Marn starting to feel himself, I like this
>>152309618Mate they rely on nothing but stats and nonsense in Aus nets nowadays. It's obvious. In the 00s days they would be all over this, but coaches are so timid of correcting players nowadays. That's why they're never as steady as 00s era Aus. Warner was like the only one and if you hear him, he was obsessed about technique. Labus is fine too.
>>152309631He's built different
England need the 6 overs/hr bowling plan the Aussies used to quell these runs
Do you reckon a bunch of /cric/ expats could get into the Japanese cricket team?
steven finn's a bender too.
>>152309642Nah mate. They've got Hapas in the squad.
>>152309642Not unless youre a jap
only tickets left for the test at the gabba are $240, guess I'll just wait for my heaties
whats the ground that always has seagull deaths?
>sam konstas
>>152309652mcg. home of nick daicos
4chanXT+Stylechan. Anything else missing?
all these old boy australian cricket characters i have no idea who they are
>>152309640Just think Konstas was too young for test cricket desuGive him anonther 3 or 4 years and if he is still scoring in shield give him another go
sometimes i don't mind the english team then i hear the barmy army getting cocky and singing for 9 straight hours then i start to hate them again
keen for the new anaconda movie lads
A magisterial 33 by Travis Head.
kerry is unhinged
>>152309655is that a famous seagull?
>>152309680the famousest
>>152309656You'll get banned for using that nowadays.
kek fucking peakmatt prior struggling to get words outproducer vrry obviously whisprr in their ear for him to shup up and let finn tske overpeak emasculationsincr yes short
>>152309620Channel 7 with ABC Grandstand radio synced up for the audio.
(Shit) (English) Smith really dropped the ball there. Much like the English did during the Irish famine The potato blight might’ve killed the crops, but it didn’t kill a million people. British policy did. Ireland was overflowing with delicious grain, beef, oats, and butter, yet the English government kept the exports flowing while entire counties starved to death. They hid behind “market forces” *see also. “spirit of cricket” and bullshit economics while people dropped in ditches. (Much like smith (shit smith) dropping Head) This wasn’t a natural disaster; it was a political decision to let hunger run wild in a colony they’d already bled dry.Beneath it all was pure, English prejudice. British officials looked at the Irish and decided they weren’t worth saving. Preferring to view them as lazy, inferior and destined to suffer. Around one million people died slowly and brutally. While another million were driven out of their homeland. The Irish Famine was a catastrophe manufactured by English racism, negligence, and cold-blooded indifference.Steve smith (the good smith) established an oat milk company while taking time away from the game to reflect on the ethics of using ball abrasive’s on leather balls.
>>152309657Dementia patients.Ever since Warner left the side, the technique for batting has been kinda shithouse... I wonder if he was keeping them in check.
>>152309682
Ashes over in 3.5 days. New nadir for English cricket.
>>152309655>nick daicosis that the football player where that discord made all those gay porn edits of him?
>>152309652
corr wpuld shag the fat brit tart in the arse
>>152309693the team seem to be really coddling BorderNot sure he has another summer in him
>>152309699
>another police ad>cop enforcement is why jimmy won't be able to go to schoolWhat was the message here?
>>152309685>matt prior struggling to get words outi watched about 10 mins after last night play and 10 mins this morning he did the exact same thing its all political they want to outbid sky etc to win the rights but they should just show the aussie stream
>>152309706I smiled :)
>>152309693Technique is a meme. Shaun Marsh had an immaculate technique and Steve Smith has a 'shit' technique.
why did aus not just simply bowl at root's testes, it's known that's his weak point
>>152309694Filthy elf poster.
>>152309706lmao, gull went for round 2
>>152309586saar use https://ssstwitter.com/en-12 to bypass region shit and download any video u like
>proud parents Helen and Matt Root before playKids are watching fellas, not good
What will Joe Root name his first born child?
>>152309729kek based self aware indian bro
>>152309737Something retarded like Hendrix Root
>>152309704I've never seen our batting look this poor. I thought it was Warner, instead now I'm thinking he was the last line in defence.>"alright Heady, I think you should do this and this">(eye rolls) "yeah ok Bull"That's how it would have gone down. They hated him because he was right. This is my head canon.
>>152309737Will.
*reads out word for word the useless fox """summary""""*
Why has TNT got this fat disgusting pig with an awful voice presenting?
>>152309620tried the 7 on demand stream through vlc but they have some fucked up zog tech serving up the ad breaks which breaks it every time it switches from play to ads and vice-versa, and as we know is quite often during a game of cricket
>>152309748Isn't that the bog standard Brit
>>152309177Should be but they'll probably bring him back for the SCG>>152309190This but because I have a stomach infection
the hot girl I used to work with just messaged me on LinkedIn she just said "Legend! How are you?" what do I say back? just to clarify I am interested in sticking my penis in her
>>152309748pic please
>>152309714>Shaun Marsh had an immaculate technique And was better than our current batsmen, what's your point?
>>152309752no she's extra awful
>>152309571>>152309586
>>152309755Leave her on read
>>152309762no NO!
>>152309764kek
>>152309765I can tell you're a fucking east coaster. He got runs.
>>152309762Carey would of caught that
>>152309772up at the stumps as well
>>152309771Ignore all east coaster posts
>>152309771>34 avglol
>>152309755Hey you! I'm excellent. How are you? Didn't expect a message from the most fun person in the office on here. LinkedIn must be slacking.
>>152309755Tell her that legend means whale penis
>>152309776Le stylish 34 runs tho
>>152309759becky ives
Darren Lehmann onlyfans where he demolished roast dinners and leg of lambs on camera wearing a food stained white singlet and sauce goes everywhere and his penis is out too
>>152309745>You're in excellent form and making tons against England and India>Some washed up opener who only scores high against minnow teams tries to tell you what to doI would have told the cunt to tell his story walking too.
>>152309737Dudley
love the big break feel like im there hahaha
>>152309788>>152309788>>152309788
>>152309776He never got a consistent run, he was always dropped before he could get into the squad properly and the press were filthy with him. It's like Mitch right now, he was getting runs for us and they still dropped him because they look at the ave and go "nup".But they'll stick with labus through a year or two of no runs.
>>152309729>>152309762Thanks lads
>>152309785We'll collapse. Just watch.
Howdy
>>152310018wrong thread retard
