2nd Test @ the Gabba ROOT century special edition ENG 272/9.
Is what Smith is doing cheating?
>>152295725now
this is not the thread
>>152295725Yes
SAME OLD POZZIES
>>152294965everyones in here btw
This is the thread
not the thread
>>152295725nopepart of the game
If England didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all
>>152295743You’re not the OP of either. I am of both.
>>152295756just know that I let you have this one, i could've been the threadgod again if i had wanted
ok i concede, the other thread is the thread
Do players not call for catches anymore?
>>152295768>ok i concedeCheer up Root
a strategic dec right now would be advisable. I mean there ARE 20 more over to play today right?
300 and the story is lost for pozstralia
>1/74back to the fucking hurricanes
>Edgbaston 2023 8/393d>Gabba 2025 9/293dplease let this happen
>doii would australia change the order of the batsman yeah send your top order out there captain warner
erm has anyone told root his name means fuck here
>Radothe ultimate jeet watch
Boland you dumb noongar cunt stop feeding them pies
guys we're actually in the other thread
>gf ignores the cricket all day >now she's glued women bros I just don't get it em lol
>>152295824*riffs*
>28 overs not bowled todaydespicable
>>152295853why do sweaty rockers like this aesthetic?
>>152295959lazy cunts mate, always fannying about.
Terrible batting, terrible bowlingWhats the point of cricket
1-1
I am going crazy
are we winning lads?
Any pitch invaders?
>is it cheating to deliberate do slow bowling?>um sir...SIR....SIR! I need a helmet sir, please get me a helmet i cannot POSSIBLY play without a helmet>*10 mins later*>Here is your helmet sir>Thank you SIR>*bowls once with the same batsman at the crease*>Okay I don't want the helmet any more heheYeah totally not cheating. But Aussies will get away with it again when come tomorrow they get England out before 80 overs and punishment is avoided.
Stokes shouldn't even be in the match. Mans rode e-scooters with a hemlet on. Should be in the bin with the rest of the scum
queenslander here, I think ben stokes should be deported
a little bit worried about when aussies 1st team return from injury lads
just purchased 8 beers for tomorrow
>>152298470Nice.
>8doesn't even touch the sides
>>152298470so that's morning sorted, what are you buying for afternoon, prevening, evening, and night drinks?
check this: joe poot
morning bongs, how are we feeling about the test so far?
It’s evening you layabout
>>152298921so uppity?
>>152298837gods country
>>152298857I just want it to be competitive ngl >we really needed to win the first test and this one once the 1st team return its ovah
Pitch is unironically a road, looking forward to bongs grimposting again once SmothGOD double tons up and the rain on sunday/monday ends this slurper in a draw lmao
>>152299041good feeling about this one mate hate to admit it but root was pretty inspiring yesterday as was archer thought starc and carey played insanely well tookeep faith bong bro!
Geese- Domoto
sucks
This is actually the first time I have ever been on a train in WalesThere's people near me speaking Welsh mental
Zachary, the king of /cric/ (besides the actual king)
Actually maybe they are just really working class and not speaking welsh at allA foreign language is basically just an exaggerated form of an accent at the end of the day
Approaching bridgend Won't be killing myself
there's this little called Zach running manically about on the train his relatives just jokingly said don't let him get off at bridgend
defo live in a comp sim
he's seething so hard over chaddy he forgets words in sentences, imagine that
at neath station corrr love Neath
not a real place
more real than youre overheated low IQ shithole
said the UK flag
no more brother wars, they want us to fight each other
my wrapped age is 19
average iq of the UK is 99average iq of Australia is 100lack of sun and constant overcast skies clouds the bong mind
next to no humans on this Cardiff to Swansea train part of what I love about Wales unspoiled basically Mongolia
>unspoiled>has zachy in it
>>152299965now do Australians without Chinese included
>>152300035dont expect a sub 100 iq brainlet to understand what average iq means
>>152300000they really are spoiled to have him, yes
>>152300062what do you mean I know what it means
quite demoralising when you go Swansea and the tesco are exactly the same
>>152300111>what do you meanclassic low iq
sick of people talking about the social media """""ban"""""" for youngins. not a fucking ban, they're all fucking off to minor social media platforms that have even less oversight and regulation, very well even more dangerous than mainstream platforms the government wants to restrict
I think I know you're trying to get at, but you're so thick you don't understand internationally recognised ideas of IQ Obviously if we suddenly removed every Chinese person from australiaThe average IQ non Chinese person left, would have an IQ of 100 relative to every non Chinese person left.But that's not how IQ works in general
No one's going to move to a website with fuck all people on it because young people think that's cringe
How do I stop being a raging alcoholic lads?
become a heroin addict instead
>>152300421Take up a different drug. Weed, maybe heroin, start with a moderate dose of LSD.
>>152300232do you part and teach the kids about vpns
>>152300300apparently a lot of them made linkedins lolwhat a grim platform that is
bed time soon
9 hours sleep - you wouldn't write about itcould probably push myself back to sleep for another hour but work looms unfortunately almost instantly forgot what I dreamt about, an ever present risk when trying to recount your dreams
>>152299955nice
you always hear athletes say it is impossible to sleep after a gamehow does that work when you are playing 5 back to back games
>>152300714They’re just being dramatic, probs took them 30 extra minutes to fall asleep but normies love exaggerating things for extra social points I guess, I’m learning a lot about normies recently
i prefer to say 'one' over 'you' when speaking of a non-specific human sentence subject, but it's best practice to specify the subject explicitly with the appropriate relevant pronoun.
does roots century count since it was against boland, doggett and neser?
>>152300954
hate my life and want to die
Get to sleep bongs so you can wake up and watch the cric with us :)
Australia really are gonna need to bat out today while reaching Englands score or getting withing 50 of it Starc needs all the rest ge can getBut you know what, all this could have been avoided of Lyon was picked as they could have gotten rhe new ball last night and finished he job
They should have made the Perth test the day night test. It would have started at 6am UK time by my estimation.
>>152301471Plus the start time would be like 4/5pm for eastern Australians so people could tune in when they got home from work/school. Imagine the kino.
australia has a soulless early bed early riser culture so there'd be complaints about anything after half-ten
>>152301556Grim. Cricket at midnight would be kino.
>>152301579nah fuck thatI dont want to be watching after 11pm for 5 days (3 days) in a row
>>152301833Pussy.
>>152300915I can't sleep after my OC/OP seshes i'm just too wired even though i'm tired
Red Rooster fried chicken is better than KFC
When are New Zealand going to stop statpadding?
*be's in Swansea*
nice toothpick legs lmao
>>152302012Both are American-style shit
>>152301556How is waking up early sovless you tard
>>152301556Makes sense to get up early considering it fucking hot in parts. Do they do siestas in WA and NT?
>>152302089horrendous cabinetry
>>152302254shows people live squarely to "be productive" and toil, not enjoy life>>152302255no siestas here, they're not "productive"
>>152302255Yes
What we drinking tonight ausbrahsIt’s only fucking Friday wohayyyy
low IQ Australian genes
cider > wine > beer > spirits > whatever else there is
Hate when I have to go to desuarchive instead of 4plebs
whatever else there is>spirits>beer>wine>cider
Drank a tall cold glass of milk
Proto has finally left me in peace for 5 bloody minutes so I can send my congratulations to Joe Root from all of us here at /cricket/ oh fuck she's coming back and will probably want to talk now ffs
nobody asked you neek
scranderpaul might be the first real test batsperson in the last 5 years
>>152302443of course you have only half a brain cell with a list like that
I’ll drink anything but I gotta say wine is pretty shit
Reminder:/147/ > /cric/Sanatan Dharma > c*tholICKismSachin > FraudmanMurali > WarnePujara > fraud 4
go to bed zach
>>152302517Sometimes I dont feel like all the carbs in beer and it makes me feel bloated Only problem with wine is it feels like it goes to my head much quicker
>>152302553That’s when i like to pull out a nice Suntory -196 double lemon or similar competing brand
just had a smoked chickenmost rancid fing ever had in my lifenever againjust disgustin
Mogs all.
the lad at the side has logged on
Do people in the uk know maxmoefoe
>>152302594Sorry im not a 16yr old girl
rekorderlig would mog if it was possible to drink more than 2 of them without feeling gross
For me? It’s Apple sourz
>>152302611is that the latest oz attempt to produce a comedian
>>152302594
crazy how australia has more/better (homegrown) world-class chefs than the uk though
konstas is in
>>152302686she's so sexyi would love for her to be my girlfriend despite the fact that, like nearly all indian women, she probably has saggy tits, a flat saggy arse, a saggy tummy, and stretch marks all over her body
>>152302611Nah, what is it?
i imagine her hands and feet would always be weirdly dry and cracked, a lot of additionally melanated people seem to have that issuenot a racist comment just an observation
>>152301879Can't even begin to imagine what a disgusting monstrosity bnob must be
>>152302594Ahem
Off to bed for a few hours ladsAustralia is alright innit
he's been sold the tourist's depiction of australia. sad.night mate
>>152303094thats the view from my house
criggy was so good last night I dunno something about a day night test is fucking amazing
>>152303185think its just ashes cricket tbqhthe games feel so intense compared to anything else in the cricket calendar
>>152303232mmmm you might be on to something but still going to enjoy it while it lasts :D
>>152295826this is SO truewhen i worked at a family jewellery store this is the only brand jeets would buyalwasy the really gaudy overly gold plated oneshated Rado since then
I was wrong about Kemar RoachHe still got it
>>152303327cheeky bag for the lad today, pretty impressive
why yes I will watch my windies in the ashes waiting room
Good day. Looks like I missed a lot of cricket kino last night. Was the Starc/Root battle great?
>>152303304>peewee c*tholICK shitters too fucking thick as two shits of bricks to into the pure fineIt is intrinsic to Hindu culture. Go rape some more livestock that's your culture
I fear Hope is their only hope just need a quadruple cenny and they might be in the running
the MOLESTER FROM LEICESTER has arrived
>>152303433The me/your mum root was great
>>152303433Starc didnt bowl too many overs but he was easily the most dangerous bowlerDont think Doggett created a single chanceBoland and Neser toiled away but didnt really trouble the batspersons consistentlyreminder to sort your sleep schedule out fella
>>152303433starc tried but he's old and can't carry the entire team on his shoulders others have to step up
>>152303466Awesome>>152303485I have to be up early for toil. And I have to work this weekend as well. My disappointment knows no bounds.
kane is a coward and his high test average is fraudulent
>bracewell slow bowler*puts matchsticks in eyelids to stop falling asleep*
>>152303444what the fuck are you even trying to say herego to bed you spastic cunt you're quite literally losing your mind and failing to string sentences together
>>152303565Ok Ross
>bnob so fucking thick he's using oneof the zester's numerous nicks
>>152303444> too fucking thick as two shits of bricks to into the pure fineThis is pure nonsense lad, are you ok?
if england win 1 test, they can probably win 3not sure if aussies are worried yet but maybe they should be
do youa) change the over rate rule b) invent slow bowling to quicken up the run rate and pretend its a legitimate form of bowling at the same time gaslight everyone and say its super exciting to watch where in reality its just a batsmen stepping backwards and blocking
>>152303692England will find a way to lose. Bet on that
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
>>152303686leave him alone he's trying his best
>>152303643>claims to work in a jewellery shop>doesn't know what pure fine isThen again you wh*te cunts think 9k counts as jewellery might as well wear your copper piping livestock raper
>>152303735I was more referring to > too fucking thick as two shits of bricksbut you knew that didn't you mate, just seething that you fucked up your words and now look like the jeet spastic you truly areembarrassing
>>152303763Don't give a flying fuck about the correctness of this dogshit language you outed yourself as a bullshitter
>>152303796kek SEETHING due to extreme retardationcope
*realises I'm the only ausGOD ITT and its just /cric/ spastics throwing poop at each other* I'll be back when the cricket starts
>>152303809it started last night and you guys got btfo
why are you peeweetards engaging with shitjeet?shitjeet is just here to shit, hes not here to have a genuine argument
Might just start taking offence to everything said in the threads from now on ladsWatch out alright?
>>152303934thus
>>152303808You outed yourself as a bullshitter go discuss livestock rape that's your area of expertise
what happens if >we beat the Western Indies?
>>152303956this is a cricket thread mate you might be in the wrong place if you want bestiality chat
when is official ball down for today?
>>152304018at this rate youre probably going to make the next wtc final since everyone else is getting points deducted for slow over rates
>>152304075right now *dunks my balls in ur mouth*
>>152304018Then the Oye Hoye Is ours for at least another year
>>152304082seems like everyone is getting into this meme of slow oversvery grim for us testCHADS
>>152304018NZ replaces England in the next AshesAll 5 tests to be held at Eden 'The Fortress' Park
what would happen if nz actually tried to play a 5 test series haha
>>152304096*rips them apart like a pitbull in a playground*
for me?ummforgot what calledfireball or summatcinnamon flavortastes super sweet but its same alcohol as like whiskey, you cant taste it its so sweet even tho like 37.5%
>>152304082NZ vs SA already locked in
what are your predictions for today?
>>152304280more slow overs I reckon
>>152304280some major issue at toil drops around 3pm and I spend the afternoon saving their asses while watching the cricket from the comfort of my home
>>152304082why do other countries like cheating so much?
crate day tomorrow lads
>>152304344actually what Smith was doing last night is within the rules of the game
>>152304280Ginza aircon on MAX
>>152304280fartcher out first over then aus bat to 300 before end of day
>>152304344Because someone once cheated them.
Why aren't they called west india?
>>152304511who wants to named after pooland?
>>152304511too strongly associated with poo
>>152304399abusing the intent of the rules = cheatingsteve smith is a coward that plays victim when he gets caught but has no actual morals
>>152304588can't see this anymore without thinking of that testicle cancer thing lol
>peewee shitters without a Hindu /strongmind/Lost a WC final to eng shitters (who had never even won a final)>peewee shitters with a Hindu /strongmind/WTC champions
Crate of origin: Speights
>>152304708Statistically some /cric/ shitter will get it. Best it's bnob - put the little wheelchair bound cunt out of his misery
>>152304395more like bogans bashing their missus day iykwim haha
>>152304588
>>152304791
>>152304744I always had to have dogshit Lion Red or Export
>>152304791>>152304804is this guy perpetually confused?
Why did they let the tenth wicket score 75 runs
>>152304904
>>152304588The convict and their orphan complex
>>152304865I actually don't mind lion red (wouldn't drink a crate of it though)
>>152304967Tui was the only one I could stomach a full crate ofLion Red unironically starts to taste like blood after more than 5 longnecks
>>152304967lion red is utter shiteThat and Waikato draught are the worst home beersExpert is piss water but easy drinkingSpeights or nothing
Also, I was at the infamous QT crate day 16 AMA
>>152305093*bes New Zealand Lager in you're path*
What does Roston Chase even do?
>>152305144Well I dont consider NZL a "home beer" If so you can start counting Steinlager and the rest of the lot. I associate crate day with old brandsYou are right NZL is decent for a generic brand. The strong version is the best of the high alcohol cheapos
>>152305195Kemar got a fifer at least ladthat was pretty neat
Another uber shits:Gisborne LagerDouble BrownI went to Gisborne breweries one, the worst fucking tap room I have ever experienced. Disgraceful
>>152305293yeh.. Double Brown might be the worst NZ beer ever created
>>152305293t. wellingtonian expecting gay fruit covered ipa branding
there's no need to go feral with NZ lagers when you can get something half decent for $20-25whats the point of drinking absolute piss for 1-2$ savings
>>152305195does roston chase?
simply no need for player numbers to be on the back of the cricket kit
>>152305391wokeness gone mad
>>152305391Agreed.
fucking FRIDAY ladstest match griggy onhow good
>>152305355I feel targeted because Double Vision is the best brewery in da landAnd yes, its right in Miramar
Is his legacy saved?
>>152305381sometimes you just want the hit and youre not in purist modeThe best of the high alcohol beers is the St Joseph (red label, 9.5%) I only need one bottle for a nice buzzMontieth had a nice doble hopper 7,5% that was discontinued. I bought one of the last crates when I realized what had happened
>>152306065I know the truth about wellingtons craft beer culture because I once lived thereLived directly above Gayrage Pooject and had to live through the smell of warm weetbix 24/7
I recently went back to plain old Mac's Goldlove it
Ah well might have a speights
>>152306135yesit would have always been mentioned otherwise
Did you know new zealand doesn't even have an air force.... They expect >us to come and save them.>we were once warriorsindeed
>>152306271can't do the haka in the air
>>152306186my old faithful
Para mi, is Mac Green Beret
is there a greater disparity in test and odi quality in a single player in history than shai hope?
Today's going to be really shit, I can feel it. Trash tier captaining from smith last night has given the poms a lead that exceeds the highest total that has never been chased down in pink ball by over 70 runs. Expect the openers to go for sub-30 each, lab to get mid-40s and then out, smith to get fuck all because he's washed, and then the tail to wag for about 15 to 20 runs apiece leaving australia trailing by about 150 runs as the poms take to the pitch by tonight's last hour.The aussies on paper have the ability to get this on this pitch but they love to collapse when they should dominate so that's what I expect. Retarded choices to not try to take a wicket and not bring lyon have cost australia the match and the chance for a whitewash. Fuck the selectors and fuck the stupid captaining. Before this series I thought smudge was the better captain, after last night I never want him in charge ever again even if it means cummins and his retarded addiction to short balls for the rest of his career.
Is it that new zealand isn't smart enough to fly planes in anger or they just don't have the courage?
>>152306394>lab to get mid-40skek
why would NZ need an air force?
>>152306329also goodThree Wolves not bad either
do they sell coopers over in NZ?
>>152306338Jonathan Trott
>>152306519they do mateit's >green for me
>>152306525you having a lend?
why monkey wearing sunglasses while batting , i hate these monkeys so much imagine not having won single a test match for more than a year and doing this shit , they all need to be hanged
>>152306401Have you met Kiwis they're genuinely braindead, hands covered in scans from dragging them on the ground, they make Poms look sophisticated
>>152306595more t20 than ODI. I dont think he ever scored a six
>>152306600i hope some one hits him with a nasty bouncer and that sunglasses break and pierce both his eyes
>>152306237youre up early
>>152306600>t. Sunil Gavaskar
>>152306497I confuse the Three Wolves with a cheapo brand, 8.6. They have a super nasty but efficient 10.5%
talk about a Windies testit's absolutely blowing a Gayle down in Chirstchurch haha
>>152306600he unironically had an issue with his vision or something so had to wear the sunnieshe wasn't trying to be le cool Windies lad or anything kek
Just got home from the police station."just in time" too
first beer of the dayget me in the mood for cricket
>>152306742bit early isnt it mate
hate how americans call it "poop" and "pooping"sounds so childish
>>152306678very uncomfy
England should bat until over 80.1 and then declare. Power move
Poms still whinging about Travis Head needing a helmet as if they haven't been doing time wasting tactics since the year dot. If those pozzed Saxon troglodytes didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.
>>152306754gonna neck a few then have a little nap during the australian innings maybe get the radio on
>>152306855/comfy/
>123/4nice
going to bed lads work will call x
reckon steve smith will have watched that root innings yesterday and will do exactley the same maybe even slower run rate
Its so pathetic that we need to root for the windies to keep the pretense of having a game
>>152306888>tripsnice
Im an alcoholic
Fat Henny got a fucked leg
>>152307011I told you in the matchie to seek help
imagine in NZ lose lmao
>>152307066kek nice to see you again clueless femmbot
Where in here lads >>152302475
>>152306888123/5 is better because / is pronounced four
we are so back
After all the batting hype last night, Root/Archer will get out in the first 2-3 overs today.
>>152307109>deepthinker itt
Guys who do I root for
>>152307136>>152307109well no actually, that would 5/123 in pozzieland wouldn't it
>>152307148RAREOi! Get in my fuckin flag folder cunt
>>152307148bro lives in a van halen song
Rather a pink ball test than the Sydney pink test
>>152307148West Indies of course
>>152307157zero australians will reply to this post
One of the dumbest sports honestly.
>>152307148Aussie - theyre the underdogs in this series
trav is about to humiliate poot btw
>>152307148are you the Blue Jays Panamabro from /mlb/ by any chance?
Fuckin' cant stop drinking beers lads
/cric/ dazzled by the VPN
>>152307167I like to lurk ashes sometimes>>152307214When do they play test>>152307265Underdogs at home? I find that hard to believe>>152307311Am not
england is pretty much a world XI with how many imports they have
>Lyon having an absolute sook about not getting picked>Doing media interviews to shit on the selection>Not running out gloves/drinksMore trouble brewing in the Aussie camp than Lyon's marriage. Poms to capitalise.
>>152307368Nice
my bumhole is absolutely filthy
>>152307368this you mate?
You'd think he'd enjoy the time to spend with his kids
honestly? i cant blame him for what he did
>>152307362trvke
>Search engines will soon have to blur pornographic image results to protect children from accidental exposure>They will apply to search engines like Google and Bing, as well as app stores, social media services, online pornography services and generative AI services.You DID take the 2D pill, right?
>>152307395crisp bonnie Blue
Garry is a fuckin legend. Good to see him be himself. Hate seeing PC talk saving face cuck shit
>>152307354they are leterelly playing righto nao
Is the NZ game on lunch or something?
I dont follow gay gossip whats the deal with Nathan Lyon family
>>152307436why would they not include 2d girls? do you think they arent aware of them?
could do with another 25 this morning really take the piss
>>152307375OHHYESSSGAZZZALOVELYMAAATE
40 degrees here lads
I wish the glass skull brayshaws have also got broken for James brayshaw
>>152307477Perplexing post there femmbot
Breaking news Nathan Lyon furious he has to spend weekend with wife and kids
cricket on soon
alot of the england media saying how bad the australian bowling lineup is
Bouncedown ETA?
>work calling
LET'S GO
>>1523075782 mins until Bouncedown mate get the tv on
>>152307569except for Starc and a bit of HISland, they were a little toothless tbphwyl
>>152307614I know a slag when I see one.
TEST CRICKET
how do the barmy army afford to tour
>>152307614>23 years oldyikes
>>152307375That's the way gaz. Bet your wife and kids had a good sook after you walked out on them, ay ga-rry?
>>152307614brutal
>>152307614imagine waking up next to that
>>152307614
>>152307614australia is the ultimate big fish small pond place
>>152307662>big fishktim
>blone white women
Brendan dogshit
might give the other team free runs, alds
>>152307697Bit harsh
100 for konstas in the shield
350
>>152307614>In Dubai>On the floor in a small room>Face looks like she's seen some shitPorta-potty bros...
>>152307717KonSTUDhow many ramps did he score on
>>152307717this will be incredibly relevant in about 45mins time
>>152307686>BlondeNot with those roots, desu
God I’m lonely
>>152307717Reckon Stokes would want to bash him, if we picked him in the side, like Kohli wanted to?
HAHAHAHA.
I need an excuse to sara tendulkar post
bretty barrassing for aus ngl
i'm more of a sydney lara man
>>152307784Would rather you didn't. Hayden mogs her.
Claim your cric wifu
Tendies paying $51 to beat NZ from here, should I have a cheeky dabble?
>>152307614corr
More of an NRL fan right noe
why is this bald cocksucker calling both afl and cricket?
More of a 4th edition 40k using 3rd edition codexes country t.b.h.
GONE GOTTEM FUCK YEAH MARN BASED RETARD
OUT!
thank fuck for taht
DOGGETT GOD>DOGGETT GODDOGGETT GOD>DOGGETT GODDOGGETT GOD>DOGGETT GODDOGGETT GOD>DOGGETT GOD
FUCKING MARN
Root 200*+Archer 100*450dScreenshot this post.
fucking hell
>>152307884based illegal delayed stream watcher
labubu specialist fielder
>Anons were recommending brothels yesterday>Ginza. Go to Ginza. Ginza is where you need to go>Check their website>Language: Japanese, limited/no English>Fresh in the country, very inexperienced, she's still learning, you may need to take the lead>They're all young girls who got forced into prostitution and sent over here by the yakuza over debt issues back homeFeels utterly disgusting.
Head kino time lads*unzips dick*
>>152307910of course they are mateand when theyve served a brothel for a few months they get rotated to a new one and marketed there as a fresh amateur
>>152307910Cunt is surprised that prostitutes don’t actually want to be there? Are you stupid
sorry lads, cant webm anything until 5pmwonder if the other webmlad is around
>>152307910I agree with you, but this sort of thing has been happening for centuriesat least now they have rights as sex workersat least in places like NZ and Aus
wait the match is already over?
How much do you think Grace costs?
>rooting a sex slaveYou should feel bad eating that forbidden fruit
>>152307995They've all gone off the cricket rink, looks like its over.
>>152308002Jesus' grace is free
>>152307960Gimme a qrd on the packages i need to sync and ill consider joining in
>>152308020As long as they are of legal age and you can't 100% tell they are in indentured servitude who cares about what prozzies you fuck
>>152308028based Marnus
pressure is all on australia here
>>152308053See>>152308028
>>152308044terminalchad, I kneelI just use obs to screen record and then either handbrake or webmconverter to remove the audio trackwebmconverter does lead to higher quality webms and lets you compress longer clips down to fit the 4mb limit but it also takes longer to process and im impatient
Just woke up
>>152308107im thinking based
>already work so can't be called be into work>not even 4pm yet so no early sleepYep, thinking I kill myself if Australia start losing wickets here
Head is key for me
Romans 3:24
was that first ball like 110kmh?
>>152308092Thankyou for your service
Making good use of the new ball here.
>>152308028amen brother
T' Head
Business idea: aim for the wickies
What the fuck is this bowling from Archer here? Does he know he should be bowling at the stumps?
>>152308147He's just spent a few hours carting Australian bowlers all around the park, it's understandable that he's tired.
>knock off work in 5min
Am I racist if I point out that Archer kinda looks like Lewis Hamilton
>>152308204>Lewis HamiltonAnd Alexander Hamilton
jofra is going bald
reckon weatherald is desperate to roll his sleeves up a bit
>>152308180>bowls a maiden>pisstralian whinesgrim grim grim
>>152308223yep, he's /ourguy/
Why are blacks obsessed with gold chains? Is it a slavery thing? Like they swapped slave chains for gold chains?
>>152308257Always pondered this
reckon getting hit by a cricket ball would really hurt
Was not batting under the lights for 10 minutes worth 70 runs?
>>152308257Like a symbolism thing.
>>152308257They look gold jewellery. Whitoids are forced to use silver.
Business proposal: Neo-BodylineThey have pads and helmets now innit
Australia should be looking to score some runs here.
>>152308289apparently we could have got 3/4 wickets in 5 overs
gold only looks good on italians
Fuck this day night shit is lame coins have been watching this all day but have to wait till 3pm
>>152308279yeah it sucksfeet are arguably the worst spot
>>152307910Free to go work in a coffee shop mate
>>152307614why are white women like this?
>>152308289
>>152308318right on the point of the ankle is a killer
>>152308318elbow would be bad or fingers
>>152308257They never truly leave the plantation. Their entire culture is molded by jews.
My hairline is just like Archer's
>>152308318>feet are arguably the worst spotretard, end of the finger is the worst spot. this is known by everyone that has ever played cricket.
We'll have a draw thanks
few glasses of veuve clicquot down thinking another 6-12 beers are on the cards
Is it Weather-ald or Weat-herald?
>>152308364you got cornrows?
>>152308375basedfucking LOVE veuve
>>152308365>>152308318youre wrong
jake gemerald
>>152308376We-a(re)-the-raldIts a composite
>>152308376Wear-thva-reald
Could do with a wickie here pls mate
>>152308401wew
only 4 bottles of beer left im gonna have to do a early morning beer walk
>>152308401
>>152308365It's actually the ball sack. But yeah, fingers after that.
Why can't new zealand fly planes?
>>152308401no i'm not, i'm right. obviously getting hit on the back of the head and dying is pretty bad but it's nowhere near as bad as taking a ball right on the tip of the index finger.
finally some real test cricket
Im still in a non-beer modeMight unironically get bubbles
any tradies in
Is it just me or picking up pub sluts are the best
if you get hit in the fingers you cant bat bowl or catch
my hair loss is essentially the opposite of archer's: reasonably in tact hair line (for now) but heavy thinning at the crown. think how prince william lost his hair, like that. no pun intended.
>>152308401Kek
>>152308463rough tradies?
>>152308461yes mate
>>152308463Not a tradie but i do get to wear hi vis at my job
>>152308365>retard who only watches cricketyou just see players get hit on the fingers much more because no one bowls toe crushing yorkers these days
>>152308463is that some optus?
bit of nip about which will worry the nickers
does kerry hate nickers?
>>152308503hit it for six lad
>>152308503Thanks Kerry O' Keefe
>4no need for that flashy uncricket-like shots.
>>152308463no, /cric/ is respectable lot, no fuckhead scum here
risky that
>>152308500>fat lad who's never been hit on the finger by a cricket ball because he's too fat to play cricket.you know nothing.
Carey would've caught that.
>>152308463currently plying my trade on a keyboard as we speak
what the fuck was that jake?
>>152308464I dont think anyone in the whole wide world has picked up a women from a pub in the last 5 yearsPicking up slags from a pub a memory of old uncles days, like the Six o'clock swill for our grandpas
are there fat people in australia? must be horrific in 30 degree heat
baz inspired shot by weatherald
Is it just me or has the ice been harsher on the throat lately?
Does Weatherald want to crouch any lower?
>>152308569no one really drinks anymore.
>>152308566he was so late on it too lolwouldve gone over mid-on had he "got" it
>>152308569i did it only a few months ago >>152308576yes we are about as fat as you lot now
>>152308569Perplexing post
>>152308401Wasn't painful, didn't really feel anything.
>>152308566baseball tactics channelling his inner mutt i presume.
yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep
>>152308569It's actually swung back around since no one trusts dating apps anymore
rugshitter is definitely a tradie
wicket looms
>>152308576yep, one of the fattest western countries now actually
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>>152308585it's a tactic to nullify reviewsstokes won't contest an lbw if it hits him in the shoulder
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>>152308613counter manifesting
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>>152308608That would be great
>>152308625>>152308628only one of you is right, sort it out. i'm not going through this shit again.
can you faggots pick one and only one thread?
>>152308658Probably the one that actually has /cric/ in the title mate.
HOW BOUT THAT ECKS DEE XD XDHOW BOUT THAT, INSPIRED LE LE LE ECKS DEE XD XD ECKS DEE
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>>152308658The matchie for the game and the general for the casuals>>152308667The matchie is leterelly the one and only thread
>>152308699shutup sheep shagger
>>152307368cosy
