3rd Day, 2nd Test @ the GabbaENGLAND 334. & 87/1.v AUSTRALIA 511.last hour of the last session
boland more like bellend lol
>englel
askshully there is an hour and a half left
maybe get some wickets..
YFO
OHNONONONONONO
Caught on the 8th chance.
Business idea: protect your wicket
WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID WE WERE COMING BACK INTO THISREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST turned the TV on lads you can thank me later
FUCK OFF OUTTA HERE CUNTYOU'RE FUCKING GONE GOTTEM NOW FUCK OFF
>poope
>>152333282What made you keen on watching cricket my nipfriend?
this thread cost us a wicket ffs
GONE GOTTEMGET HE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING WICKET YOU USELESS CUNT
Now just to get Root on a duck and we're mint
>poopeng shitters, is it the hope that kills you?
why is michael vaughan so negative all the time?
course there was a wicket when I went to fill up my wine
>gottem posting right as the new thread startsyou aren't fooling me and my delayed stream you cunts
NESER MIND THE BOLLUKS
That's why they call him Michael "just took a wicket" Neser.
Huge partnership looms
>>152333306british innit
has ollie pope ever scored a run. he's honestly as dire as zachy c but goes under the radar
>>152333301i'm an ausfag lad sorry to disappoint. i have tried my best to shill cricket to nips though. they all politely pretend to be interested while trying to change the topic as fast as possible
Times are tough.Keep getting white uber drivers.
Root wicket looms lads
>>152333315>cropping her 2 boyfriends out of the picture very indian of you
>>152333315
>>152333309>THEY WEREN'T LYING>>152333315Cor I'd like to duck in her ett's if you know what I mean.>>152333319Where the fuck do you live that you get white drivers? I haven't had a white delivery guy in 15 years.
>Keeper up at the stumpsIs there anything more humiliating for a """"fast"""" bowler?
mein neger
>>152333302As I said, should have just kept the old thread going. Why the fuck do cunts need a new, there’s about 5 other crics in the catalogue already, have a massive 3000< thread instead.
would absolutely love to see root score a ton while the rest of the batting order collapses around him
could you beat neser in a fight?
>>152333315this image with the Duckett (scoreboard) underneath zoomed in and edited to fuckett. make it happen.
>>152333315Would love to cum on her face
>>152333333
>>152333329If it's because you want them to stay in the crease then no.If it's because your pace has dropped to Steve Waugh levels, then yes.
>>152333324>he wants to look at the bloke with the gay tache instead very homosexual of you
>>152333329Mate theyre trapping the batsman on the crease limiting his options. This is elite
>>152333334>let's not dominate the catalogue>we should hide in one thread like /cyc/weak mind mentality
Business idea for the England lads>bowl at the stumps when you are bowling>don't go chasing balls going wide of the stumps for an edge when you are batting
>>152333315What does a gf like this feel like?
>>152333328Sunshine Coast. Although I guess this one's not really white, being Russian.
>>152333318What are you doing in Japan, mate?
>>152333334threadmaxers are pathetic faggots who get off on it
>>152333337God no. I reckon he gives a rough handshake desu
>>152333339instructions were confusing
>>152333349Or just have the new threads at natural breaks like at lunch or tea and end of play
got published on cricinfo
>>152333350want an english rose so bad it's criminal
>>152333350It'll never catch on
>>152333352>Sunshine CoastI feel like we've had this conversation before.
>>152333351Like a bag of sand
>>152333350corrr
>>152333362not that i care :)
>>152333366Yeah same
>>152333350cracking pair. love those big naturals that aren't so big they flop down.
>>152333351provides a warmth to your life
i think i've drank too many, i feel like throwing up
How many times have you had sex this year?
feel so schizo when I'm not drinking on saturday nightI'm susceptible to the demonic energies. I have to drink to quiet them down.
We all know its /afl/ shitting up /cric/
>>152333382>Im an alcoholic
>>152333384twice
>>152333382me but with food
how much money do you think they've spent on just beer today
>>152333384I don't believe in sex outside of marriage, and I'm not married, so 0 (zero).
>>152333351Would have her as a mistress on the side personally, looks like the sort of dumb slut who would believe the married guy she was fucking would actually leave their family.
>>152333384I've never had sex
>>152333384does me mum count?
>>152333334ok /nrl/ sperg
>>152333361very good anon. pretty much what I envisioned
>>152333392Alot. Literally worth it
>>152333384does your mum count?
>>152333384at least 150t. married to a kinky slut
shotty making the laugh at england thread tomorrow
>>152333384about 7 times
>>152333401>worth it not for castlemaine or whatever the dogpiss they have in QLD is
>>152333398No, being born yesterday doesn't count
>>152333384At least 73 times, according to my bank account.
Just tried a Kit Kat chunky peanut butter, bit sweet not bad 7/10. The full bars are bad now they’re really thin on the chocolate and you may as well just buy wafers from Lidl
>>152333395What's your religion?>>152333398>>152333403yes, and prozzies
>>152333352Where abouts mate I’ll be on the sunny coast in two week any tips?
>>152333398>>152333398I don't know, does she?
>>152333389only when the ciggy's on
>lyon defecting
>>152333413(Anglican) Christian, subject to change to Catholicism
when I'm in an environment that condones drinking excessively I don't enjoy it as much as getting pissed in an environment where people are giving me the stink eye for getting pissedI don't know why I'm such a contrarian
>>152333315imagine the smell
>9pm>the temperature WENT UP 1.5 degrees from the 8:30 observation.HOW.
>>152333350Is there a full body picture that shows her belly properly? Looks like she could be a right fatty.
Smudge is such a fucking autist
>>152333421follow a proper religion instead
>>152333419He's well experienced in it
>>152333421>downgrading
>Saturday nightwhy are you here
>>152333421Merry Christmas
>>152333414If you're going to Noosa, and not staying at accommodation there, arrive at 4am if you want to find a car park.Also, there's no night life on Sunny Coast. If you're here for beaches, rainforests, hiking, surfing, camping, outdoors stuff, it's awesome, but if you're expecting your nights to be like Surfer's Paradise you'll be disappointed.
>>152333351a hassle honestlygo for the loyal plain jane
Smith is literally "That kid"
>>152333437Thanks mate, you too
>>152333425Are you Japanese keen on white women over your own?
unironically havent had sex in 7 years
>>152333436i'm a 32 year old neet with clinical depression
>>152333445Alri zachy
>>152333445been 12 years for me (5 if you count blokes)
>>152333445Genuinely wonder if this is worse than permavirgin
>>152333428Brisbane, innit.
>>152333353unironically married to a japanese girl. i work remote so able to live here despite being shit at japanese>>152333444im not japanese but japanese men really fancy white women. they assume every white women has big tits and looks like prime margot robbie
>>152333449cheer up mate
>>152333452the ones under the shirt are a nice touch
I think I've just watched too much cricket in my life. It's like I know what the commentators are going to say before they say it and it drives me insane.
Most ODI tons as a designated wicketkeeper23 - Kumar Sangakkara23 - Quinton de Kock19 - Shai Hope16 - Adam Gilchrist11 - Jos Buttler10 - AB de Villiers, MS DhoniMost ODI hundreds vs India7 - Quinton de Kock (23 innings)7 - Sanath Jayasuriya (85 innings)6 - AB de Villiers (32 innings)6 - Ricky Ponting (59 innings)6 - Kumar Sangakkara (71 innings)de Kock? More like de Goat
>>152333452kek
>>152333449>i'm a [cause of symptom] with [symptom]
>>152333384last time I had sex I got a lesbian pregnant
>>152333458Hey I've got a toy of that bloke lol
>>152333460got any drugs?
He's on a motorcycle. Is this better or worse than being delivered by car?
Work just called
>>152333462Time to mute it, plug a microphone into your computer and start your own commentary over it
Always worried about emergencies so study up on the evacuation maps before entering a premise
Lmfao crawley is a moron
>>152333459>married to a japanese girl>>152333169>not bad but i'm a delivery health chad
had some chips and managed to not throw up, shant be drinking for the rest of this test
>>152333469kek nice work serves that dyle right
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
CRAWL ON OUTTA HERE KEK
da fuck
yep im out laters
kekKEKK E K
>AUSTRALIAWINSLOLfucking sick of it, beyond boring shit
>>152333468I had a full time job a few years ago and it was the closest I came to actually killing myselfmy genes are just cooked. mum was in a psych ward earlier this year. rest of family are autists and alcos
CRAWLING INNN MYYY SKIINNNN
GONE GOTTEMON YOUR BIKE CUNT GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING WICKET DOG CUNT >>152333478before i was married of course
maybe bazball isnt a great idea?
>>152333472Depends. If he has the box, It's the same. It's worse if he doesn't.
CRAWLEY
>3/-80Alright, England are fucked now
>>152333459How your Japanese is shit? Surely your Japanese wife would be keen on helping you improve your Japanese
GONE FUCK OFFbetter hands than Duckett
sitting in the dark by myself listening to the abc on saturday night
Women dont smell good thats why they wear perfume
>>152333489not your DNA mate it's your attitude
>>152333350Need a name, bros
Did the TNT stream just go out of whack with the audio & video?>>152333472Better. Easier to park, meaning quicker pickup and quicker delivery.What did you get.
>>152333496It's enough to have conversations but I couldn't work for a Japanese company or deal with Japanese paperwork / legal systems for visas etc if I was by myself is what I mean. >>152333500based
>Second test>Series already overffs. this was the only thing keeping me going.
how does he do it
>>152333455Based /afl/ poster
>>152333502>le just world fallacy
>bongs felt a little bit hopeful before the tea breaklol
theres literally not one nice sounding word for a womens part is thereminge, muff, vagina, clunge, pussy
>>152333491Are you ever keen on continuing your deli health escapades after marriage though?
Hell yeah Neser
Yh, just when you get some hope. Fucking easy wickets to Neser as well. Stupid cunts.
I'm metrosexual
Would not want to be from the failed caliphate of england right now
>3 day test well they're getting better I guess
>Days 4 and 5 likely to have severe rain issues>Just need to survive the night with plenty of wickets in handBAZZZZZZBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>152333506I got Supreme Leader Chicken. Need to see if SLC is better than KFC.
>>152333350As nice as they are, it pains me because girls this cute shouldn't be showing me their tits on the internet
>>152333489hope you can make it, and if you are going to kys live stream it, it'll be funny
blaming this guy personally >>152333275>>152333275>>152333275
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>152333522minus london and birmingham england's whiter than australia, the uk whiter still
>>152333516Slot.
Might be over tonight
>>152333527supreme leader? i vaguely remember getting that while i near black out drunk
nesGOD glammy legend
>>152333516maybe youre just noticing that talking about private parts is not nice?
>minus the two biggest cities, with over 60% of the English population, England is ACTUALLY pretty white
>got to dig in here starting with brooknot a second later
Why don't just try to keep their wicket? boredom?
>>152333527Before I moved there was a great Korean chicken place I got a few times. Not having to deal with bones is wonderful.
>>152333532its fine lad root will score another ton and position england comfortably to defend a total
Imagine being sponsored by Castore
Neser firingBoland taking wicketsStarc scalps loom
Worth a review that
>>152333532cheeky fuck, thought it was new thread
wait birmingham is bigger than manchester?
>>152333535>if you dont count non-white people, then there is a higher percentage of white peopleThanks for the insight
neser looks like a hard cunt
SCOTTIE NESER HAS GOT A HATTRICK AT THE G
>>152333516unless you mean the front one
One more shift and im quitting my shitty minimum wage job.
Highest conversion rate from 50s to 100s in ODIs41.81% - Quinton de Kock41.40% - Virat Kohli40.91% - Hashim Amla40% - David Warner38.78% - Shai Hope*min. 100 innings batted
>>152333545
>>152333555i've done you
>>152333551reminds me of when they gave boland that caltex gift card
>>152333318How long are you staying? Are you keen to ever return to aus?
>>152333516snapper
>>152333558well it's easy to avoid donedon and birmingham, not sure what your stipulation is. not as easy to avoid lelbourne and shitney
>>152333565good morning sir
>>152333516cooter is epic
>>152333566jesus
>>152333557Yeah and it’s more Irish than Liverpool. Birmingham is like a blindspot for most people
>>152333516frontbum
get brooksie on strike I wanna watch him do dumb shit
>>152333516auratin Urdu (paki and fellow muslim language) it means either woman or vagina
Disgusting clunge
NESSER HAS A HATRICK ON ME NANS BIRTHDAY
>>152333384Twice but neither with my gf
>>152333516pussy isn't bad
>>152333571>giving a player of abo heritage a petrol station gift cardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>152333557Yeah by millions. Manchester was little more than an outlying suburb of Liverpool, then a textile sweatshop and then that died in the ass when the Chinks took over it. Meanwhile Birmingham became the centre of the Industrial Revolution with all the London corporatists doing heavy manufacturing.
Thinking a cold shower lads
>>152333593Kek
How tf did Starc get over 70?
Which Neser c&b was worse, /cric/:Pope >>152333338Crawley >>152333590
>>152333572not sure, i'd like to stay permanently but i'm sort of at the mercy of being able to work remotely for australian companies, and there arent that many who are willing to deal with the hassle of having a worker based in Japan. Salaries and work culture in Japan are shite so don't want to deal with that.
wait birmingham has only 1.5mil people (or 4mil in the wider area)manchester has 600k i thought england had 60mil people?
>>152333593yeah that's the joke
>>152333575Have actually found a good strategy to avoid Sydney or Melbourne, its called not going to Sydney or Melbourne. Let me know if you need more detailed instructions.
>>152333338>>152333590kek this is scripted
that mickjeet is posting, I'm out lads
>>152333607some countries have more than 3 cities
>>152333606hope you can stay out of aus, its not looking good for the future
>>152333516I came up with "dewy rose bud" as a bad example when discussing what makes good erotica on /lit/ earlier today, but you might like it since you seem like such a dandy punce>>152333584this is a classic
KRISHNA USING HIS BRAIN
>>152333607Greater London has 15m and there’s a lot of places with 500k-1m
Reminder England is realistically winning. Australia have to bat last, which is worth about a 4 wicket penalty. So long as England get ahead of Aus' 1st innings without losing a 4th wicket, I'd say they're ahead
>>152333597I've had 5 already today. After I woke up I went and shaved my head so I had one after I did that, then another 15 minutes later because I had to do some stuff around the house and didn't want to get sweaty again so soon. When I put dinner on I did some cleaning & put the laundry on after that was the 3rd, then one after dinner which was 4th and then a 5th after I put the laundry out.Will probably have a 6th at stumps then a 7th (although it'll be after midnight so won't count for the day) before going to bed.
>>152333516cat/kitty
>>152333618why?
>>152333606Its a bit like "wanting to have your cake and eat it too" isnt it?
>>152333601Crawley
>>152333601Pope. When the bat flicks around that much you know you've massively fucked up. Crawley's was still bad just not as bad.
>>152333620yeah its grim lad. pretty much everything i hear about aus is not good. economy, cost of living, little job opportunities etc. wishing the best for all my dear /cric/ bros >>152333637exactly
how many contacts do you have in your phone? I have 8 (3 are immediate family)
>>152333606couldn't start your own thing?
>>152333630>So long as
>>152333432Only Sanatan Dharma is the one true path
>>152333630we're bowling them all out tonight m8
>>152333601Until the camera angle changes, Crawley's shot looks like he's smacked it into his groin.
>>15233364983. I could do without 65 of them and it wouldn't affect my day to day life though.
>>152333655going over
There is nothing wrong with enjoying man arse
>>152333666thanks hawkeye
>>152333650not a big risk taker lad. current plan is to keep working my way up at my current company to the point where i'd have the authority to just choose where i can work from, which so far is going well. Cricket
says man before being diagnosed with super aids
Back to back caught and bowled is odd
>Asses so manly they're playing with pink ball like girls
whats that smell?
>>152333682run this through google translate like 3 times
>he does grab it a lot though..mitchell starc
>>152333628I've been using this website 17 years and I never thought I'd say this but, could you please use a tripcode so I can filter youdon't bother responding
indiabro shows a photo outside your windowsimply do not believe you are really indianim sorry but i dont
Smell a 200 run patnership brewing
>>152333694you can filter flags
>>152333694we're all irish anon, just with different vpns
Chaminda Vaas mentioned! One of the great rhyming slangs
>>152333545England is extremely White, including the major cities
>>152333697come to /cric/ during he odi world cup and participate in a thread where india is playing (and winning of course). the thread is nothing but indian flags talking about which group of indians are genetically superior to other groups of indians.
>>152333692
Irish is fine, not sure why he gets targeted so muchsame thing happens in /nrl/
What is the Pakistani cricket team like? Are they good?
>>152333718brown and stinky
First time in test history that every batsman has scored at least 13 in a test
can't bowl can't throw>>152333718sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit
>>152333716are you his mum
>>152333718>Are they good?in comparison to poodia? yes, otherwise no
I’m bored, anyone wanna call? x
>>152333716if you get called an arsehole in the morning they're the arseholeif you get called an arsehole all day, you're the arsehole
There's barely any diversity anywhere in UK or Europe, they just larp in order to trick Australia and USA
As a Pom, Australia is whiter than Britain. Half of the migrants here are European, Kiwi or White Africans.
>KING Kohli and the convict orphan complex:Convicts know they are beneath the a*glo shitters who packed them off like sardines to be imprisoned on the other irrelevant side of the world that's why they love to stick it to those pommies bastards every other year. But they expect submission in defeat from those quiet little Indians. Then KING Kohli came and gave it back to the convicts so hard they lost 2 home series in a row to the New Indians. How can that happen? How can they sledge us back and win? The convict orphan complex has been in overdrive ever since. They see now that convictstralia is rich but not free, while India is not yet rich, it is FREE.
>>152333716There’s a pattern. I can’t really explain more because it’ll give the game away but if I’m being targeted it’s because several other interactions already took place and things are calmer
I REALLY like how gazza has become a waterslave for the team kek
>>152333733> as a pom allow me to gaslight youBritain is 90% ethnic British.
Think chasing on this pitch would actually be difficulty, thankfully england are about 15 minutes from completely shitting the bed
Do England ever get tired of being shit at cricket? Why don't they try winning at some point?
hisland
>>152333516Foof
>>152333723Peewee engshitterball and it's consequences have been a disaster for the test cricket loving race
How mamy runs do the poms need to stay competative
we'll have a review thanks
>>152333758About 250
Hitting on like 5th stump. Well outside line.
not out, maybe try not having a blind cunt as captain
business idea: australia wins by an innings before the end of the day
That was a pooview if i've ever seen one
>>152333741Britain itself is multicultural. You’ve got Welsh, English, Scottish, Cornish, and several other cultures there already. It’s diverse as it is. Most European countries are like that, even some of the small ones
Limp review
was never close to off, what are we thinking
>>152333768
Ahh yes, a nice pooview, always a welcome addition to any session
outside the line
>>152333733Are you from Perth?
didnt even model trajectory, indians really are still seething over losing the world cup
>>152333768More hogwash from a euro shill
>>152333737are you the eirebro from /nrl/
would
>outside the line>clearly highretard review
if it's going to hit 6th stump, it's a morally correct review
wish turkbro was here so we could all watch a film together after criccy
>>152333784>female commentator on the TNT sport stream asks where she can get that costume
>>152333785i'm tired of us both screenshotting the same thingswill leave to you
>>152333785he even brought his boywife!
>>152333785cute tomboy tbdesu
>>152333774Kek MODS=GODS
>>152333784>>152333785based lad giving it up for the meme
>>152333785>they've got ranks on their shoulders>nicknames on their backs if reddit was a costume
>>152333790I feel like watching something with Aliens. Maybe Arrival
Fuck it, let's blow all our reviews.
FUCK hes out
Yeah that's uprooted
GAWNHE SMASHED ITFUCK OFF, GET ROOTED
YOU'RE OUT IT'S FUCKING STARC
>>152333741You know you can just go look at the census figures
root more like rOUT
Poms are cheating on the run-up. Starc should mankad one of them.
POOTOOT
He's hit the fucking cover off of it
POOT
GONE GOTTEM GET REKT ROOT JOG ON CUNT AUSGODS
>>152333806Hmm
GONE GOTTEM PISSLAND WILL NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT
AHAHA GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING FRAUD
>root goneIt's over.
HES FUCKING SMOKED IT CUNT
What’re you guys getting for Christmas
ROOTED
CONVICTED
POOT IS A CHEAT
UNDISPUTABLE
work just called
utterly grim Root is the only good part about watching English cricket
>>152333825drunk
Stokes enters
StarcGOD
It's Joever
>>152333516Cunt
>>152333833Warmed up to this gimmick
>>152333825sober
SHOOT HERRRRSHOOOOOT HERRRRRRR
>the ashes is already over
that was hella pog
why are they shilling the women's cricket, no one watches that shit, not even other women
GONEGETFUCKED
who cares, we're more of a darts nation anyway
>hoe poo'd
Its over tonight. Shame. Was looking foreward to a day 4
>>152333785this guy is living the life
>>152333825your mum's phanny
>>152333516pussy sounds nice, it's light and effeminate, sounds good when whispered
>smacked the cover off it>doesn't walkDisgusting subhuman eng shitter fraud
How the fuck is that guy a professional umpire when he's not seeing or hearing that live?>>152333825Thinking about one of these for christmas dinner or boxing day.
>>152333825Outdoor setting
More of a snooker nation really
Yep, I'm thinking that Australia will never lose again.
>>152333790>>152333803Post match kino:mpv 'https://www.sbs.com.au/api/v3/video_smil?id=2402480707649'
>>152333846He thighmogged the shit out of her
>>152333867he thought it was root hitting the ground, which he does immediately afterwards
>>152333867
>>152333862https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evuxfTyq6XUthey never walk
>>152328188>>152328188>>152328188Oh nonono
starc is always father of england, stokes is forever his bloody bastard son
>>152333867>>152333877Benefit of the doubt for the batter, innit.If the fielding side thinks he's wrong they can review it.
>>152333825fatter
Marnus is such a spastic.
we're all sitting here boozed up and depressedmeanwhile bards laying pipe in his proto gf :(
Zachy thinks bumping a thread no one else cares about every day proves something
>>152333887you're not tricking me again
>>152333867After watching the slow motion replay with filtered audio a couple of times, yeah, how could an umpire possibly miss it?
>>152333876kek based noticer
>>152333785based randy finally moved on from lahey
>>152333768Is this racist? or do I get a pass? (I have one of these convict bloody names too)
>>152333902have you seen the ump
There’s not many bongs in these threads, we are too rude to them, should be nicer.
>>15233374176% at the last census. Not including illegal migrants or foreigners that don't fill it in. England is probably below 70%
england is dogfuck
Would you choose elite level test cricket for a lower salary or WWE cricket in the IPL for a huge salary?
>>152333905Who cares? It's shit.
>>152333908meme them till they cry than make memes about them crying-sun tzu
I wonder what Mike Whitney is up to right now
Can you get the extra half hour in a day-night test?
>>152333899>>152333887
>>152333911>76% at the last censusethnic non-migratory brits, not including the colossal fuckload of poles and other slavs and eu layabouts in the uk
>>152333922He collaborated with Bloke a few times this year
>>152333908I like stokes he really is doing everything in his power to win. Watching him lose his mind slowly in real time is ecstacy
>>152333905It’s not necessarily racist of you if one of your characters is racist or has racist thoughts. The storyteller isn’t responsible for the actions and intentions of the story
>>152333928cool!
>>152333918The IPL requires you to go to India
I live near the ground and it's just started raining here
Prasidh Krishna's bowling stats are as bipolar as diddled bnob
>>152333918How good am I at cricket? Am I a Warnie or McGrath or Tendulkar level or Nathan Hauritz, George Bailey or Simon Katich level? I'm lazy as fuck so If I'm not top tier I'm going to India and making money playing for 3 hours once every few days.
>>152333866horrendous judgment from root
>>152333923Yep
pretty funny hearing ponting talk about batsman not learning or having bad habits when in the tail end of his career he got out the same 2 ways 90% of the time
Ive become the racist uncle
Zachy using "bnob" on his Indian persona thinking anyone besides him actually says that word
>>152333963Ponting is my least favourite captain in my lifetime
>>152333960yeah he really shouldn't be hitting the ground with the bathe's meant to only hit the ball
>>152333963well exactly he would know
>>152333955Katich was miles better than h*uritz and b*iley. His really issue was being a psycho protowog type
>>152333980funny fucker
>>152333930But does it make you roll your eyes? I'd hate to make an Irishman roll his eyes -- like fields of clover
reckon Vaughan is going to have a Jonathan Trott moment and retire mid-series
GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO APARTHAID
GONE GOTTEM?
KEK
Lmfao that gap
not out this ump needs to go to spec savers
complete fucking miss
gottem posting while I'm in the middle of an over break watching wicket replays on this delayed stream?
That was a very late finger raise, what a shit umpire
FUCK OFFGET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCHBACK TO THE SCOTCH EGG FACTORY CUNT
the absolute state of englel
SAME OLD AUSSIE'S
Top kek, it's late for the ump
Lmao.
wow thats a shocker
imagine needing to cheat against these dickheads
Umpire total spastic
Hahahahahahaha fucking REVIEW THAT
big day for Arsedeep he's cooked
omg lolumpire pls
>>152334035ALWAYS WINNING!
HOWEVER
if this is out im gonna kek
Lmao
What the fuck is happening, this umpire is fucked
HISLAND ISLAND
ironing
Umpie needs his cuppa and bedtime
literally laughed out loud seeing the replay>lets do RTS anyway
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
umpire make a right call challenge
What the fuck is going on
state of this umpire
>>152334013Nah I read it the other day it’s not bad. It’d have to be one of those internal soliloquy things where the other players freeze and the spotlight goes on that character
Lmfao comedic umpiring
JOG ON YOU CUNT YOURE DONE
Umpire unsettled the batsmen
hahahahahahaha
joel wilson is back
GONE FUCK OFF YOU ENG SHITTER NORTHERN MONKEY MONG
2D chess that
went for a piss and missed it btw
fucking lol
damn, they're actually going to lose by an innings
this ump is fucking zooted
A recent graduate from the Joel Wilson acadamy of the blind I see
His fucking land
>go to gym at dinner break>come back to five, and as i fucking type this now SIX fucking wickets gonefucks sake, fucking spazballers, i actually want this series to be close so it's interesting, feels so pointless now
OMGOMGOMGIT'S 123 (FOR) 5!!!!!!!!
>>152334070>it’s not badIncorrect.
HIS REVIEW
fuck me
It was always gonna be grim after England completely collapsed VS India and ended up drawing a series which should have been easily won.
this ump is shitting his pants
>the shanty town of England
Fuckin hell it feels so good to be white
englel are actually so pathetic it's not even fun to bully them anymore
unsurprisingly England have collapsed
KULDEEP MAH BOI
very good umpire this lad
>the score is one two three for five
>>152334133designated shitting pitch
HIS LANDHIS COUNTRY
>>152334148kek
said before the series i didn't mind poot getting a cenno if brook is exposed as a fraud
>>152334148Nice
best part about england getting absolutely shit on is seeing the might barmy army crying
DELIRIUM IN THE GABBA
ALWAYS WAS, ALWAYS WILL BE
Dour stuff by England here… might not even need to bat again
brook is the next marnus (except more shit)
Umpire completely collapsed England there
>>152333997i'm kind of surprised this doesn't happen more often desu
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYHWKPLEnE
hate myself and want to die
>>152334148clearly five for one two three
>>152334148first good post by this flag
get umped cunts
replay the fucking wicket you shitty tv director
Will Australia bat again?
>>152334195Cheer up mate it’ll all be over soon
>>152334195Love you mate
>>152334214it would be extremely painful
Yep, I'm thinking this series will end about 5 different english players careers
GOTTERNP O O L A P S E
>>152334162This series has warmed me on Root. Imagine being the only good player constantly dragged down by your fraud teammates and idiot coach. Grim.
>>152334108>reeee i want a close series>India sees you off at da gabba>reeee i want to go back to convictwashing eng shitters
>>15233421417th of December according to the schedule.
has a coach ever been sacked in the middle of a series
>>152334070>Nah I read it the other day it’s not bad. It’d have to be one of those internal soliloquy things where the other players freeze and the spotlight goes on that characterThanks. It's not a real play: it's meant to be a novel with parts that are in play form, a lot of which is frigging around with the "stage directions"
>>152334234>lose to india total and utter humiliation, have to deal with the most arrogant indians imaginable >lose to england in a close series got bit of cricket innit
>>152334195based Root and jeet umpire
new to criccy here, fellas, hi :))question...why can't Stokes declare here?... declare England as losers i.e?
>>152334234>gets whitewashed at home by both of Meme Zealand and Shit Africa
>>152334242Bob Woolmer.. kinda.
Does anyone have a webm of the two out/notout reviews?
This is what happens when you avoid any internal pressure. It's easier to just get out and run away to the hotel
Love myself and will Live Forever
>>152334148alright, i'll let you off this time with a warning for incorrect score quotation cause it was funny
Sorry. I've been drinking and I have no friends and this is the only way to get people to read my shit. My sister's coming home from London for xmas in a couple weeks and I'm really excited because she's the closest thing I've had to a friend in the last decade.
>>152334250the same new zealand that couldnt beat the west indies today with a 500+ run lead lol
>>152334265folger
>>152334261and go golfing the next day
>>152334265grim
>>152334195marry a girl named cortney and she'll do it for you
>>152334267exactly
Is he wrong about australia? >>>/v/727663850
>>152334265Don't care
>>152334250Saffer's saffers are better than your saffers
>"They're relentless the Australians, there's no chinks"Indeed Howie
>>152334265is your sister hot?
>>152334275could be worse. at least I can afford piss
Hard to believe Jonathon Trott literally called a press conference and shot himself in the temple halfway through an Ashes series
>>152334265hope you have a good crissy and continue having a good relationship with your sis!
>>152334265That’s nice, Christmas is for family and it’s nice you have someone to connect with
>>152334265loser
>>152334261avoid this internal pressure *diarreheas down your fucking throat*
>>152334265Hope you kill yourself
>>152334247>eng shitters and convicts>not arrogant beyond beliefOk mate
>>152334282He's right about everything
>>152334265Were all friends here mate!
>>152333315>wh*te "women"
>>152334261>>152334273All of the ECB, Baz & exceptionally ugly cunt Key need slapping
NICE ONE GAZZA THE WAY YOU RAN OUT AND GAVE AN ACTUAL CRICKET PLAYER HIS HELMET GOOD WORK I HOPE YOUR KIDS ARE PROUD
>>152334275the situation (not the player)
>>152334265How many times a week does the carer take you out mate?
>>152334282He's been posting this everywhere lol, doesn't get much of a reaction but
Stokes and Starc are cool names
>>152334265>xmasHe dies for you and you show Him your back
>>152334282Yes
>>152334286If only.
>>152334282forgot to say that everything closes at 2pm and the food is really bad
scotty be's bowlan
>>152334265enjoy it mate, as i get older i realise family is so important and am looking forward to going to my parents for a couple of weeks of quality time
>>152334318classique x
>>152334326Posting during aus peak hours to get (yous)Its pathetic honestly
what kind of message does leaving the mother of your kids for a younger more attractive woman send to your children
brilliant umpiring
>>152334282>didn't mention Perthfeel bad for him Sydney and especially Melbourne are fucking shit holes
>>152334344Makes you wonder what an Aussie did to him to get him this angry
>>152334347Never settle. Always grind.
>>152334265>>152334339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q
>>152334336>the food is really badthe fuck cunt it's one of the best places to eat in the world
>>152334282Nuketruth
the highlight of my day will be getting new bed sheets, can't beat that feeling but can't help but think there is more to life than this
>>152334265I don't consider myself that close to my sis and I don't see her that often but it's always nice when I do, very easy to talk to/get along withI wonder if I'd be more likely to see a brother more or not, sisters always seem way closer than brothers anyway
>>152334347You gotta keep working hard and improving your skills or you will lose out to somehow who does (an Indian)
>>152334265she just humours you and is secretly embarrassed by you
>Japanon
>>152334318NICE GAZZARUNNING FASTER THAN YOU RAN AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY GAZZA
>>152334347Lyon?
>>152334330saying Xmas is a proud Christian tradition
>>152334369keKkkk
>tim minchinshan't, another australian traitor who fled to the uk
>>152334316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiS-5qRYCAMALL PART OF THE MASTERPLAN
Smith gone, the only surprise is it wasn’t a pair
ITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>152334347put yourself first
GONE GOTTEM GET FUCKED WALK CUNT
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>152334377He’s insufferable
>>152334282Yeah he’s wrong
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT SMITH CUNT NOW GO ON FUCK OFF START WALKING
toe on the pitch
>>152334377I like the show he did with Millie Alcock
GOTTEM GONEADDITIONAL HALF HOUR INCOMING
>ENGSHIT
THINGS LOOKING STARC
why don't nick it a bit more
OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHA
Just read that Bazball has been a thing since 2022. Feels like it’s been a thing for like 15 years rather then 3
its so fucking over
STARC GOD
>DRSCOPE
he smashd it
>>152334329Kooldeep is kooler
lmao crybaby
see ya smudge
Baz isn't stressed
this is a bloodbath
GIVE US 30 MORE MINUTES SO WE CAN BE DONE WITH THESE SHITTERS
>scores 0 and 4>wastes a review on the way outWhat a cunt
this is embarrassing england3 reviews after smashing the ball
AHAHAHA ACTUAL DOWNIE FUCKED OFF
>>152334394brilliant
NO DAY 3 FOR YOU
>Smith match figures>4 runs>4 dropped catches???
getting a bit bored of just bullying and humiliating the poms, lads, can we play a proper team like the windies instead?
>>152334390desu i admit what i've seen from him (matilda) i thought was good but the man himself is extremely wanky
>>152334349Genuinely thought I was watching one delivery there, not two played at identically
England in deep shitski
>>152334397That’s because England have been shit for 15yrs (actually 20yrs) so it sort of all melts together
>>152334336What Japanese food are you keen on the most?
>6/-49Grim
will jacks be a hero
I remember the mid-2000s, the ashes was always super competitive. We just destroy them now. It's nice but I miss that feeling of a healthy comp.
>>152334369Gottem
>>152334397>he doesn't remember that Test against NZ where Root's England literally stopped playing
>>152334349Really needs the DRS + overrule for both of them. That doesn't really tell the story.
>>152334429thisno fun when they can't fight back
>Yeah I'll have an innings defeat inside 3 days so I can back to the golf please mate
>>152334282Allow me to retort.
Ashes EditionEng 6/128 trailing by 49
1 more wicket = another half hour
Get Foakes out here IMMEDIATELY
One more eng shitter wicket and convicts can claim the extra half hour lmaooo
FUCKING GOTTEM AUSGODS
>>152334444quads checkedtrailing by 49 6 wickets down is VERY grim
Crazy how England have lost 4 wickets in about 10 balls since the umpire tried getting Brooks out for leaving the ball
what are these umps DOING
how is that not out? are these umps on drugs?
>>152334460FIRST
>Days 4 and 5 are going to get rained out>England are shitting the bed so badly that Australia will get the extra 30 minutesoh no no no
>>152334451yeah, but i didn't record that
Yikes
These umpires are bad
this is just complete domination at this point
the absolute fucking state of these umps
>>152334453No worries mate, just make sure you take the rest of the lads with you
King Chuck should be forced to knight Mitchell Starc after this seriesalso he should be the one kneeling
Whoa, a correct umpiring decision?
>>152334490>>152334492Right this time
>>152334479?
umps are under pressure to make this 3 day test stretch out to 5 days because 3 million dollar in profits is on the line
so bad so so bad
I still think about Clarko pinging Watto in the knee in a one dayer.
>>152334490Bad time to make that comment, was an ELITE call.
I’m shocked
>>152334282>east coast100% correct
>>152334352> shit hole
NEW >>152334523>>152334523>>152334523
>>152334447There's never been a competitive cunts' rashes series in convictstralia. Only India, that is Bharat gives it back to convict shits
Stokes needs to score ~300 to keep this game alive
>>152334506dont worry lad, you're putting on a good show, you're not going to win, but still a good show
im a fucking faggotim fucking a faggottwo very different sentences
