ashes day 4 brisbaneprevious>>152334523
Will England take a game at all this series?
YFO
Anything missing?
Chances that Cummins will play at Adelaide if Australia win this test?
>is that a heckin /cric/ threado with 490 posties????>I MUSSSTTT BAAAAKEEEand this is why chadchy b had to bully countysperg
>>152350650ireland is a confirmed jeet
>>152350650pengnanggaff
>>152350662100% he was shadow bowling in the players area yesterday looked like he was having withdrawals
just want the criggy to start if I'm honest
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name
>>152350584I'd just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that the UK gov (Starmer) is due to ban access to 4chan in 8 days time.So if there are no UK posters during the 3rd test, you now know why.
>forgive us our sins>forgive us our trespassesWhich are you /cric/
>>152350908yeah whats the go with that shit, i>>152350858s there a workaround for it?
How do we fix English cricket lads?First things first, tell them to stop being arrogant when them over hereSecond, if they are gonna play some serious pace bowlers try and have them come over here and play in the Shield and utilise the fast bowling coaches we have to help make yours last longerThird, drop bazball
>>152350998
>>152350944debts
drop the bazzing and England improves 50% overnight
They need to make the balls bigger and bats wider
you cant drop the bazzingit is ingrained and too far along to simply drop or undoenglish batsmen will need at least a decade to even remember what footwork and leaving the ball means
2nd reply ITT mate
>>152351020crisp shylock-coded option
>convict mcfatty triggeredMaybe go pull the trigger at your local school
>>152350962This is quite amusing to meParents are complaining about the ban but a lot of them are probably the very same who dont monitor/check what their child is doing on the internet
Would any of the current English XI even make it on an all time great English XI?
CA insider hereCumGOD and HazelGOD arent injured, it would have been simply too op to play them.Lads were given instructions to throw the gabba test, groundsmen were instructed to make a bazball pitch which Stokes and Root skipped the Canberra warm up match to overseeUnfortunately Weatherlad isnt as shit as he was supposed to be and a few of the boys got carried away like Mitch and Alex, pretty sure marnus wasnt even listening. We couldn't do anything more to give the poms a win and they still fucked it up sorry about that.
>>152350998Weakmind ennggshhitterrs need a Hindu /strongmind/. Peewees, Saffers, Windies and Kanglus realised this
England have never really had any great cricketers when you think about it
>>152351350RamprakashVikram SolankiSamit Patel
PVO
>>152350998force them to play a hundred proper test matches and knock them over the head with a bat if they try any t20 shit
>>152351350Syndey Barnes m8Will forever make the all time great Test XIMuch like Warne and Bradman will always make it on that team as well
thinking TNO is the way to go
>>152351429it's this simpleI feel like half of them want to play normal, conservative and thoughtful test cricket anywaylooking awkward forcing the baz
I'm embarrassed to be australian
>>152351489which country are you trying to appease mate
>v3 pb at redditering>v1500 pb at redditessbut anglos are the unathletic ones apparently KEK
wtf is he talking about
Peeweeshitterball was an acceptable reaction to Sibley Burns era shitshow. It has run its course.
gonna be mental in a few months when Poland x Netherlands go to war with russia
going to the beach later
I hope some of my brothers genius Is in me too
>elysse perry HEEMing the englel SLAg>chinese girls in the crowdConvictstralia is a strange place
reminder bard wanted sibley and him bum buddy for worcs libby opening for england at one mind. what an insufferable neek lmao
Sibley is actually decent
*whistles Soul Limbo*
reminder I was the original poster of the soul limbo vocaroo
>>152351731t. Alec Stewart>>15235178>convict trying to steal creditPost the stems. I'll wait.
>>152351748dire footworkdire hand-eye coordinationother than that, batsmen looking p good
looks like the Australian brown noser of the neek of Worcestershire is in
Holy fuck that Perry play onto her own stumps with the bails jumping up and down without coming off has got my sides obliterated. How the FUCK does that even happen?
I say this as a pom; having assessed the temperament of players, the work loads, the 'bazzball' philosophy, the history of the game, and a few other pertinent points over the years, I've concluded they're shit.
>>152351415based
>>152351850Best team since the 2010/11 one though m8, so can you stop being so mean to them
I am not English Don't care if england lose But I would prefer it england did beat those thicko Aussies
How's Cricket 26?
Is the convictwash on?
My plan today was to go over to Grandma's and watch the first session. Why do the Poms hate my Grandma so much. We are not even gonna get a full session together.
>>152352300Play some cric in the backyard
>>152352213same as the rest just looks a bit betterup on fitgirl repacks if you want to try it
>>152352321Why didnt she catch it?
>>152352450English
>>152352461
>>152352461Haha
Do you guys agree with the fans?
>>152352831Mind this was after the first match
Stokes to get big hundred, England get 200 lead and bowl Aussie's out for < 100. We are going to witness one of the greatest cum backs since Kim Kardashian's sex tape leaked.
>>152353031Meds then bed
Genuinely dont think the coward Stokes has it in him to perform another headingleyDo reckon you lot will give us around 150 to chase though
>Stokes doing anything outside of England or a South African road
3 and a half day "test match"
Blame the poms m8They are ruining test cricket
so we're getting 1 or 2 hours of criggy today huh
shame they cant give 2 motmreckon carey was elite behind the stumps and with the bat
OFFICIAL THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI
England would never dare>Cummins - who also confirmed that he "should be right" for the third Test in Adelaide after injury - revealed that Australia's lower-order batters have often discussed in meetings with management the target of facing 30 balls as a KPI [Key Performance Indicator]. "If our four bowlers can face 30 balls [each]," Cummins said, "we thought that was a big tick."
>mode of dismissal>seam presentation
>England's management hates team meetings, which Harry Brook memorably described as "the most over-rated things ever," earlier this year; most of their players probably think KPI is the man who used to bat in their middle order.
>>152352461Gottem>>152354470>peewee captain>peewee coach>>152355494https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwh5uy7Q69Q
Why do they keep picking sleepy Jof?>After arriving at the Gabba clutching a pillow, Jofra Archer spent the first session looking half-asleep, to his team-mates' obvious frustration. Archer's failure to turn Starc's top-edge into a catching chance at mid-off was met by double-teapots all round, and Stokes berated him for a flat-footed effort at cover which allowed Boland to take a single off the first ball of an over
>>152355614reckon stokes needs to add a cat o nine tails to his kit
>Boland clearly articulating the batting plan between himself and StarcIf our fucking retarded boong bowler can anticipate and play to the game situation, why can't England?
>>152355695They dont have team meetings m8Quite overrated i have heard
Broad>our p-players are r-really good but theyre only p-playing at 10 to 20 p-percentgiga cope
>>152351748Can you imagine getting out to that absolute pie first up? You should just throw your kit into the fucking bin the moment you get bakc into the changerooms.
3 boxes of shapes for $5 Plowing through an entire box of chicken crimpy
>>152355733He is right about one of the English players playing at 10% or 20%
>>152355776based carsehole abuser
Love having jovial MarnGOD back in the team
>>152355614
how many hours will today go for2?
>le steve smith nemesis archer>only reason steve got hit was pajeet tier uneven bounce pitch>been absolutely useless since
Poms will look at you with a straight face and say "I'm an expat in Dubai"
>>152356012Manufactured rivalry by the English (((media)))
>>152356055
>Sleepy Jo
>>152355776fucking steal must be about 2 aussie dollars
>>152356061Smith really doesnt like black people taking his wicket
>>1523559453 overs
>>1523562453/411 kek
>>152356269>whose bunny is Steve SmithPut your Irish flag back on Pranjesh
>>152356341Realized the error
>>152356173
anyone know that song that goes jumma jumma jumma jumma jumma yeah yeahsings partly in english rest might be indian, heard it on the radio kinda catchy
>>152350584starc is king of England and father of whole England squad XD
>>152356374>dropping the asheskekFUMBLED
Im an alcoholic
Pujara is father of convicts>>152356390I do
>>152356437kek
>Vaughn absolutely shitting on the English mangement and teamlmao he is steamed
>Steve Smith:And we felt like against this batting line up we have the bowlers in the sheds to take 20 wickets.
>>152356732Seething while the current players fail in Australia is what former English players live for
might chuck a cheeky 50 on england win and piastri win. strangers things have happened
reckon you'd struggle to find a (non-nz) team who wouldn't be able to take 20 wickets against this english batting lineup
Watching ufc hopefully englel can stay in before the card ends
warner out here with a tennis racket like a spasticWRONG SPORT DIPSHIT
I hate David Warner so muchBorderline down syndrome cunt
The KFC ad that shits on Bazball and England's inability to catch is pretty funny, desu.
PVO champ
why does warner keep dressing as al capone
imagine being english lmao
>>152355494>>152355494>>152355494That choked me up lad. Fuckin love my country and my people.
Brendan "Baz" McCullum is the answer to a question nobody askedSoon he will be consigned to his rightful place in the history books as a disgrace and perennial, indeed eternal, loser.
Shittest KFC ad? Contenders:- Line stolen from Futurama- Literally the words fuck it pronounced quickly- I DON'T CARE
WA needs to secede from australia so the world finally has a test team that can compete with australia
PLEASE ENGLAND PLEASE PLAY GOOD I WANT MORE THAN 3 AND A HALF DAYS OF CRICKET
imagine being anything other than a natural-born white australian lmao
>Sunnyoh no no no. Where is the rain?
>>152356868Where's Ben Sears? Injured? I remember him looking promising.
half-awake
>>152357015eats spicy goodness like a boss
>>152357015I DON'T CARE for sure
>>152357021100%I want stokes to go absolutley balistic and give us an uncomfortable chase
The power to create a white australia is in your hands and in your loins.
>>152357034Doomers read a low detail weather forecast and saw the rain icon and thought it was piss down all day, not joking.
OHHH BOWLED HIM FIRST BALL
>>152356959lmao gottem
>Stokes takes a single off the first ball, putting the tailender on strikePlaying for the red ink. It won't be his fault they lost if he's not out.
>david warner on commsMUTE
>>152357073Who the fuck abolished the white australia policy
>got the phone out to read the words for Jerusalemabsolute state of the """"Barmy Army""""
>>152357073Already used my loins to expand the race desu.
so sick of this cuck warner sucking off the barmy army
>>152357169A certain tribe
>80% chance of thunderstormsLiterally just need to hold on.
will jacks?
>>152357191he forgot he said hed say his favourite song between balls kek
David Warner has an IQ that couldn't boil water.
>fist bumping after a single
YOU ARE OUT YOU DEADSET FUCKING IDIOTGET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD BECAUSE YOU ARE OUTGOTTERN GONE AND FUCKED OFF
They will throw away their wicket on a nonsense shot any second now. They can't help themselves.
the fox scorecard is a bit minimalist isn't it
is will jacks related to hungry jacks?
'nyone 'ink the 'ord?
AUSTRALIA
england could still win this if they bazball
To quote Peter GabrielI wanna be adored
Just places a bet for Austrlia to win. Ez money
Ummm, why haven't the english lost a wicket yet? Ausbros???
>>152357481that was the rolling stones you moron
haven't eaten all day absolutely fucking starving but got no food in the housereally very hungry ahhhhmight just have a few beers and see what happens
>>152356982micks me off every day they put waltzing matilda in the plebiscite for the anthem and not god bless australiaa national anthem should have patriotic lyrics
>>152357505Wickets r Engladn daddy ;)))) lol
Scott Poland
The cowardly coverup
>>152357524100% mate
>>152357518you do have food open a can of something m8 <3
>>152357557seriously grim beard and overall lookhe looks a bit like that tranny actress from the last of uswith the big head but small face
>>152357557The heroic embrace
>>152357518See>>152356591
>>152357481>>152357506I thought it was "I wanna hang a door"?
>>152357524I thought the national anthem was Lady Writer by Dire Straits.
>>152357615how much do you think that would cost?
>>152357607This cunt is a legend
>>152357557Theres no shame in a turkey visit
>>152357623sorry meant these days by powderfinger
Writing a fun satirical song about the state of English cricket to the tune of Paperbak Writer by the BeatlesMight vocaroo it later, depends how brave the beers make meIt's pretty funny haha
>>152357661Anonymous delivers
>>152357661ok
>>152357634dunno don't have a tradie licence so i can't check out the prices in the tool shop iykwim haha
one finger up me bun and the other one typing this out.i only have two fingers.
england look like they are settled in for a big big score
i feel like the subtle genius of my humour is sometimes lost on the average /cric/ browser
BOOOOOOOOWLING GAZZA
>>152357710they never not delivered until they were compromised
>>152357607starc can rock it he looks like clint eastwoodmost of the aus team are balding in any case
good session to bring on the spinner.
*sleeps
Just heading out to Thargomindah, you lads want anything?
>>152357829Schrödinger’s deliveries
>>152357634Shouldn't be too expensiveyou won't have to sell your soul
>>152357896Pie n sauce thanks mate
>>152357859Smith?
Unironically something good Warner saidPlayers should be washing their own clothes
>>152357963labuor head
>>152357896Pie n mash.
>>152357963I rate his leggies
Need a piss but don’t want to get out of bed
>>152358017>Not wearing nappiesGrim
Marnus Labubu
>>152358017sheets don't stay wet forever
>>152357963Yes
>>152357896big tiddie goth gf thnx
I haven't pissed the bed for months.
>>152358051Howling
>>152358017I overcame this problem by telling the robot to put the kettle on
fiending for a nap
>>152358082Fuck this was /cric/ kino
Ponting and Broad is a great pair for commentaryJust let two uneventful balls go without saying anything, rather than just trying to fill every second with talkingAaron Finch is a decent analyst but he does not shut the fuck up
>>152358171That's former Australian test opener Aaron Finch to you, champ.
I like Neser
got so sunburnt my face has swollen uppray for me bros
If Jacks hadn’t had any breakfast he’d could be at Hungry Jack’s lunch on his way to the day/night test
will jacks root stokes?will jacks bend stokes?will jacks root starc neser Stokes¿
>>152358415That's quite an astute point.
EAT KFCORDER KFC NOWOR DRIVE TO GET ITEAT KFCIT'S DELICIOUS, HOT AND SALTYYUMEAT KFC
>>152358438Indeed, and clearly not very clearly well put
>warne hat status
What flavour monster should I buy at the servo
>warner off commsUNMUTE
>>152358474Do they have the original twister again?
Pretty boring right nowWhen do they baz?
>>152358498pozzed bull cum
>>152358498Ask them if they have plain
>>152358498original
Finally learnt not to swing in the corridor versus Starc, 5 days too late
Commentators trying to act like the result of this match isn't a foregone conclusion
>>152358498>not going to the bottle-o
>>152358407getcha some of this stuff
>>152358539>>152358554I don't drink full sugar
Is Brendan Doggett related to Fred Basset?
Writing a welcome to /cric/ pasta. Anyone wanna patch in go for it
Business idea: Get Tim Minchin a haircut and scrub off his faggot make-up.
>>152358438 meant for>>152358433
>>152358614tits or GTFO
>>152358691Hes a smart bloke but the presentation is really is obtuse
>>152358705No matter how drunk you get, you just know you're safe blacking out and passing out around these fellas. Look like top blokes
Hope the match goes to the third session as I have some ripper posts lined up
>>152358705lgm
>>152358683Greetings, I am from the lands belonging to the Gaels and the Britons and the unknown peoples who came before.Cyfarchion, rwy'n dod o'r tiroedd sy'n perthyn i'r Gaeliaid a'r Brythoniaid a'r bobloedd anhysbys a ddaeth o'r blaen.I acknowledge the traditional custodians of the land on which we gather today, the Brythonic peoples. I pay my respects to Elders past, present, and emerging, and extend that respect to all Brythonic and Gaelic peoples of These Islands here today.Thank you for the opportunity to Welcome you to rightful Welsh Country. We are honored to have you here, and we hope your time on our lands is meaningful and enriching.Os gwelwch yn dda bawb yn ymddwyn eich hunain.
>>152358605if only, just have some paw paw balm and beers to numb the pain
>>152357896no but i've been to bali too
Reckon King Charles is sitting in a mansion with a glass of port grumbling about his subjects rn
>>152358826>rightful welsh clayThis guy knows his shit
Give Head the cherry
>>152358882Doubt he’d be up at this hour. If he watches cricket he wouldn’t need to do so live, he’s the king. Now I’m wondering what her majesty is like first thing
will jacks dogget starc neser Stokes carse? >>152358683
>Stalling until peak evening heat???
neighbours been cleaning an approximately 1 sqaure metre paved area for 6 hours today.
>>152359194now they know you browse /cric/ mate
>>152359125evening¿ im expecting them to fold WELL before the lights come on fella
>>152359194Halal sacrifice gets messy. Good on them for cleaning up after themselves. Rare desu
>>152358828just go to the chemist you tard
>>152358405He's a non stop kino machine in BBL
>15 runsthe most dangerous lead
>>152359333My local chemist warehouse was all chinese and now all of a sudden theyre all indian. Fuckin grim
YAWNthis fucking suxBEER TIME
So basically England's only chance to win is to bat into the second session, bazball at the end of the session to rack up as many runs as possible, and then try to skittle Aus under lights for no runs.
>>152359416Yeee boi
>>152359394Don’t take this the wrong way but if I went into a chemist and it was all Bogan cunts with tats and weird piercings and shit I would not trust any of their generic products and I’d be double checking the security seals and my change
>>152350650boulderingsarah godonsnuffingbell st maccastrvkesebbosteamworksgay bathhouse
>>152350908They tried that in Australia after the Christchuch nutter went bang. Got around it in 2 seconds changing browser DNS.Also handily gets around the torrent/piracy website filter as well.
>handmade paella biteswhite people were a mistake
>>152359422itll be raining by then theyre playing for the draw
>>152359482Mate the gypsy jokers and banditos run some really swift businesses. Everything is in order and noone dares steal from them. Sure theyre doing shit behind the scenes but it has zero imact in the consumer experience.
>>152350908>Starmer Wasn’t Starmers government who introduced and passed the Online Safety Act. Typical ignorant right wing moron
>>152359496crisp
watching the golf currently
>>152350650Yank flags GTFO btw
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1JiNg3XHxA
welcome back here to the mcgor the gabba, or the wacaor the adelaide oval, or the scgit doesn’t matter where we aredown under in australia this summer’cause when it’s summer in australiaif you don’t like cricket, i can tell you, it’s a real bummer, thatbecause cricket is the number one game in town (yo!)just ask anyone around (yo!)yo, boys, and from bondi in the east across to bunbury in the westfrom darwin to the dandenongs, whatever your address might beyou can see me on the tvwell, not just me, but the commentary teamthey’re sort of my boys, if you know what i meanyou know, i thought captaining australia was a pretty tough jobbut i can tell you, it’s absolutely nothingcompared to looking after this moblet me see, there’s bill and tony (morning, rich) (morning, all)and greg and ian (yes, morning, rich)and our special guests, sunil and tony c (good morning!)and of course there’s me, and we say
>>152359536that was just dns blockbong gov implementing dpi and redirect bocking pretty much need a vpn to even view blocked sites
>Blocking yank techbros and the CCP from ruining kid's minds is le bad
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
hi is this where we talk about the detroit red wings of the national hockey league
please watch cricket
>Bat at night>7/50>Bat during the day>0/40 so farBit in this. Thinking if you were the captain you would want to put the opposition in to bat at night, rather than have them start batting during the day.
Cam Green bullied rugshitter in high dchool
>>152359741>>152359755*throws an dead octopus at you*
>>152359726The thing that gets me about your cunts under 16 ban is all the hand wringing over children’s rights. Should just slap them and then them they have no rights and fuck off. Don’t know why people try to push the internet is a “human right” total bollocks.
wtf is this gay shit he’s fine it’s not even dented get on with it
>>152359794That reminds me: Oi rugshitter you ever going to post a pic of your dog, and I don’t mean your mother?
>>152359806We literally have no rights, only responsibilities. Snd those responsibilities just keep on expanding.Bill of rights NOW
TO BE SAAR TO BE SAAR TOP OF A MORNING TO YOU SAAR
>>152359806Discord is fine though according to our government which is retarded
I DON'T LIKE CRICKET
>>152359924Corrr
>>152359939You’re dealing with boomers, it took them 35 years to implement an R rating for vidya
>>152359863lmao
>>152359970Oh no!
who the fuck is Brendan doggettIs that a diresh surname
>>152359924imagine the smell
>>152359924dibs on 1
Remember when chambers surrendered his name and quit Hoc forever
>>152359924criminal how fat the sisters got
>Doggett chasing his own deliveryHeart
>>152359924me on the centre left
>>152359924outtie, innie, outtie, outtie
>7 News>Lebs are fighting and stabbing randoms in the shops
>>152360093More like 7 poos haha
>>152359924these are men
bouldering later
real bongettes
Cammon Stokes hit another 4 mate show me what you got
seriously, last timestop posting in /hoc/
>fat sunburnt poms start singing againi mute
why dont we just build showers out of silicone cubes so water cant egress
>>152360230muma mia
>>152360225kek ok mate
Is Cameron Winter related to Cameron Green?
>>152360179these are men
if Aus don't take some wickets soon (before the end of the 5th day) they could see victory slip away from them here
I've seen some white black fellas in my day but this Doggett fella is really taking the cake
imagine if england had played like this all through the last 2 tests instead of trying to spazball
>>152360316Thanks WarnerKeep me updated yeah
Run in barefoot
>>152360359Really is amazing what applying some proper batting can do
>>152360359its like they think us cunts watching have something better to do
>>152360350oh cause he's indigenous you think he's stealing the cake is that it?
>>152360434Kek
I have spent and lost over $1000 real money on Monopoly Poker
So revolting and gay how women have dads I physically Ill any time I see the dad of a woman I fancy
Who is Australias cheap wicket merchant?
>>152360500Green
>>152360500stuart macgill
>>152360486anon... you have a dad and thats GAY
>>152360500Rebel is pretty good value
>>152360540Anon kisses his dad on the lips
>1/6
Whos land?
>>152360583my land
>>152360350Yeah tell em hes dreamtimin'
last time team win 5 test series after losing first 2?mental i always looks forward to ashes down underand its always so disappointing
>fist bump on a dot ball
looks like the brown noser of pozzies is in
love to hate the importated amazon "heartfelt" ads
>>152359924phwoargarn hairftainitiate the wankoidination at diss>>152359939
ive been thinking
pretty girls soft silky white soles
bnop
>>152360678With all due respect I think you should off yourself
wonder how big cam greens penis is
/hoccunts seething/
>>152360614>last time team win 5 test series after losing first 2?As far as I can tell it's only happened once, in the 1936 Ashes in Australia where England won the first two (by 322 runs then an Innings & 22, then lost the 3rd test by 365 runs, the 2nd by 148 and the 3rd by an innings & 200 runs).
>>1523606141936 by Australia in Australia
get a wicket already you plebs
>>1523607175
>>152360726based Bradman?
What the fuck, Green is actaully looking pretty good with the ball
7 inches fraudulently bone pressed
>>152360761nice. how many wickets has he taken
How does Starc, nearly 35, find the energy to keep his pace up when Archer, 30, can't bowl two short spells over 140?The English bowling attack, barring Stokes, look short of match fitness.
starc been bowling wellbut wont be rememberedyou seehe thinks hes mitchell johnson 2013but hes notyou see when england lost den we was coming off back off a team that won down under and was one of the greatest test sides evwr livednumber 1 in worldsmashed the poonaniswe were an incredible teamcoming off that stufflike even if going down hillteam still full of great namespietersenstrausstrottcook priorwe actually had good batsmen thenlike it was incredible periodand then mutchell johnson somes ina nd just runs through these nibbas like montezumas revengeone of the great bowling performanceferiocioussteaming in95mphfear in the britishers eyeastarc?hes a wet cuntwet blanketprobably a secret poofta like cummo
CAM ON ENGERLAND*BOOM BOOM*GET SUM RUNS*BOOM BOOM*
35 is literally the physical peak for males
>>1523607956 for -1 runs
4 lines or less thanks champ
no chance in the world i will be reading all that
>>152360796hefta be saidcan just compare lineup man for manaussies have superiorr genetics
>>152360756He averaged 115 for the series despite being out for a duck twice lol>38 & 0>0 & 82>13 & 270 (batting 7, as Australia reversed the order due to pitch conditions)>26 & 212>169
>>152360815Thats what all those late 20's virgins keep saying
>>152360795zero for zero off 1 over so far but had some good balls in it
>bowling attack
ENGLAND HAVE EQUALISED
>england 6 for 0 >crowd cheers ?
LOOM
>>152360796just built different
>>152360862so true
finally england is batting in a proper test manner
Both teams should declare.
>>152360796black = overhyped, simple assee it in the afl all the time
Stokes cennie pls
>>152360902 >t. Cronje
Scotty's locking in
There's going to be a leave that results in the ball hitting the top of off soon and it will be used as a talking point saying that wouldn't have happened in Bazball
will england learn to play properly after this?
>england lead by 0 runsnot really a lead is it
Does starc have children?
Here comes the retardation.
>lead by one>time to bazz it for a 25 run lead all out.
>>152360999About 50 million of them
>>152360841mental he coudlnt finish his career 100 averagedude had one jobmoron
>>152360999no and his wife has no eggs, very sad
reckon starc got first root syndrome and alyssa locked him down for life
genuinely would like to see pietersen as england test coach just to see what drama blows uptired of thsi kiwi bastardhe looks likr a racist too dont like him
holy fuck this is boringcan they baz it already
>>152361047seen this happen, sad.
why does the bowler throw the ball around to teammates after a ball where they pick it up
what's a good number of wickets to have in hand after taking a 1 run lead?
why does alchy locks keep redditspacing
Racism is cool and funny
>England not attacking the bowlers in the best conditions of the day>just plodding along barely putting on lead>first session nearly over so will only get worse now
>>152361047she comes across as very unpleasant/cold i must saywhereas he's the opposite
>>152361077they run it for good luck
>>152361062Watched the interview he did with smithy on his YouTube channel/podcast last night, they were walking through Central Park in New York
>>152360796One part superior genetics and two parts because because he actually works for it. The poms aren't even going to practice properly between this test and the next one, and they spent the two weeks between perth and the gabba doing fuck all as well. Lazy is what they are. They're fit but they're not willing to go the full length of being match fit like aussies are.
GREEN YOU USELESS CUNT
>>152361028unironically the story of 99.94 is a longer lasting mythos than what a 100+ would have been
Fuark
Webster would have caught that
>>152361112She can't wait to start negging him on podcasts and public appearances too. Very unlikable.
>>152361136Be nice
If green was 7'8 he would've caught that
Webster would of caught thatget rid of Green already
mason cox would have caught that
The yellow on the australian shirts looks so gay
>>15236107910 to 7
Duckett probably would have caught that.
>>152361160That was me being nice. If I wanted to be rude I'd have just called them lazy cunts.
>FUCK YOUkek
Why is the English team color blue anyway?
>Current RR: 3.31yawnwhen do Australia bat next?
yellow is a shite colour
>>152361252why did he say that
will jacks Stokes smith CARSE¿
>>152361289see a doctor for that asap mate
>>152361298hates himself and wants to die
Reckon this is all retribution for England taking Bay 13 at the 'G
England in with a good shot here Might put a cheeky $500 on them for the winBookies still haven't caught up to the state of the game
>>152361305GOTTEM AMADEUS
>>152361257Blue has long-standing royal associations in England:The Order of the Garter (founded 1348) uses “Garter blue”, a deep royal blue.Many early English institutions such as naval flags, royal standards, universities used blue as a prestige colour. Early sporting teams borrowed these same colours for the prestige factor of association with these historical institutions.
>>152361289Canary yellow? That's Australian Gold, my friend, and don't you fuckin forget it!Canary yellow indeed.
HEADGOD LETS GOOOO
SAVE US HEAD
>slow bowlers yawn
Travers Shead
>>152357859>>152357982
Head taking a scalp would be kino
Headspinner
>not attacking Headwhat happened to bazball?
The Nettles era of Midsomer Murders ruined all other English TV for me. It's just so good.
Nathan Lyon has George Bailey in a headlock!!
>>152361460based my parents
>>152361452imagine the seethe from Lyon
wtf stokes is a manlet?
>>152361460What the fuck are you talking about you absolute idiotNever open your mutt mouth again unless it's to welcome the sweet release of a 12-gauge
>>152361460you into coronation street? it's getting proper good
now witness the power of this fully armed and operational bazball station
Lyon absolutely seething right now
MARBUS
>getting lyon to gear out between lab and head overs kekekekekek
Get in the hoc thread lads. Got these poofs on a string
>>152361477no darkies, long sweeping shots of the countryside with old architecture, half the time the absolute cunt character of the episode gets murdered, it's great>>152361499soaps are too much of a commitment
Marnus not having his shirt tucked in is extremely non-crisp
>>152361509yeah kekhe must be seething
>>152361500ooo a 100 run lead, totally uncatchable
Probably would be useful to have a spinner with 500 wickets in right now though.
>>152361118whose smithygraeme?may hairfya look that up
England have taken the lead and the moral victory
England are batting like Australia
>marn bowling what is smith doing
why are Labs eyes so close together?
Humiliation ritual
didnt realize marnus was so small
>>152361572it's working thoughever
Labubu
english lads, hows the cricket scene in the motherland? schools have a cricket program or is all soccer?
England will declare as soon as the light starts to go.
>>152361542The autist, Steve
>>152361599Labubu Shane
>Batting time rather than going for attacking run scoringIt's just not bazball, innit
It was 31°c here today. The white man was not meant for this
>>152361077Keep everyone warmed up and engaged I think
gonna go back to sleep for a few hours then go bouldering
lads, remember to boycott any stores using optical recognition
Thunderstorm status?
I was shocked that England still had him as coach. You can't have someone who never beat Australia in a Test let alone series coach you in Australia
marnus had to change his surname to Shane because Australians are too thick to say his name lolthe fact Australians are good at cricket really isn't a very good look for cricket
>>152361062nigger
>>152361723wish england was actually good at cricket, so our best rival isnt fucking india
>>152361723One has to after the World Waughner 2 fiasco
>>152361624ohmehnot sure can be arsed den
*bowls you out*
>>152361723>Biggest series in cricket is when you ritually burnt the wicket over a century ago because a penal colony beat you at the sport you inventedCricket hasn't looked good in over a century lad
>>152361815Kek
Holy Mathew Hayden is fat
A team of local under 17s could beat EnglelA team of local under 10's could beat Poo Peeland
I love Australia
marnis ad to chuange is surnarm to Shae innit becuz Orstraleeuns or too fick to say is name lolthe fac Orstraleeuns or good at cricki really int a vary good look for cricki
>>152361656i think Stokes is cookedbatting time only helps Australia as it is less time batting whatever they have to chasethey need runs and a good declaration
It's sad that this will the last generation of the Ashes. In 20-30 years it will be Indians vs Indians.
>>152361937less time batting at night*
>>152361869his daughter has big tits
>>152361958There will be a secret ashes that only whites know about.Like fight club.
The longer this goes on and the more runs England get the more likely they will win
>>152361937Just need to survive for an hour to get a draw.
>>152362033counter manifesting rain
>>152361958Poowaja was only the start
Indians like all other non whites before them will kill each other before they kill us.They cannot fathom working together on anything.
was reading about timeless tests, they should bring that back
>>152360705what the fuck??
Is he a legit retard?
so gay and gross how women have dads
How many successful threads have you made today?
>>152362180yes
>>152362180>Australian yes
>>152362180Wonder where his carer is
>>152362180Fat people genuinely repulse me and I hope he trips and breaks his leg.
Got off the antidepressants and now I'm really fucking horny problem is that I hate tinder
>>152362274these are men
>>152362204Loving this gimmick
>>152362228How was Eton college buddy
>>152362274middle one got the runs lol she poop herself
>>152362298>>152362298>>152362298
>>152362274Massage parlour handy
>>152362305giwtwmyface
>>152361574It's a minor chromosomal defectQuite rude to mention it actually
>>152362274Ginza
This is the gayest sport
>>152362608>hockey is the gayest sportftfy
>>152362180looks like if messi had grown up pozzed and made diffrent lifestyle choices
