2nd Test, day 4, the Gabbattoir ENGLAND 334. & 193/6.v AUSTRALIA 511.Tea
bazball? more like baz likes balls
Where's our picture of 5 Aussie lasses to compete with the jeet picture?
yeah i jerk off.. JERK OFF MY WILLY HAHA
>T-there's nothing wrong with the way we play cricket>We play it the way it's meant to be played!>. . . >Switching it up to batting like Ian Botham the very next test because you're in troubleWhat did they mean by this?
corr
why are women allowed to commentate again?
That dude who left his mizzo on the mountain to get help for her is being charged with manslaughter crazy world
>>152362355Think you mean Geoff Boycott, Botham was a something of a fast hitting slogger “bazballer”
>>152362298> i am a le dumb bogan xdhow to people enjoy this schtick?
Watching the shield
why are women allowed to gatekeep menstruate? #transrights #transbian #mtf
Gocsy edition
>>152362367Well men commentate the wbbl
Holy fuck he is bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5_BrCYBy-A
pretty girls soft silky white soles
>>152362388menstration isnt real
>>152362385Hate it when people play into it
Alyssa healy is a male
>>152362397cause women suck shit at commentating
>>152362397not me i don’t
>>152362385>how to peoplecrisp robot
>>152362373not reallyif you actually read the story he deliberately left her there to kill her
>>152362385Appreciate while it lastsThe aussie bogan will be replaced by head bobbling browns in less than a decade
If you can’t even deal with your god given hairline, how are you going to be able to deal with tough conditions
>>152362419Either starc is firing blanks or she’s infertile
like Harry has never thought about Meghan markles dad and how gross he is having sex with a woman is literally gay
>>152362420wish i was sucking shit out of a women while she compentate sph
>>152362355England dont like admitting when they are wrong
>>152362447what?
>>152362447Hahaha white men are FUCKED enjoy the Indian century
>>152362447Yeah that’s fair, it’s jarring when they look exactly like their dad too, like grace hayden
>>152362397Let's compromise - no opposite gendered commentators for any sport.
>>152362385excessive onions consumption
Victoria have done to get a result here without any of their frontline bowlers
>>152362499Haha faggot
>>152362514how?
Younger people these days don't even know who England is anymore.
>>152362494sold
>>152362504best i can do is browns in rlevery ad and 2k indian migrants a day
listening to gucci mane
>>152362428>According to the news reports, the man, an experienced mountaineer from >Salzburg, abandoned her for more than six hours while he went to seek help. >They argued that because he planned the trip and had advanced alpine experience, he acted as the guide and carried greater responsibility for her safety.Sounds like he was trying to get help for her. No way he can carry anyone in conditions like that
>>152362494Seems a bit gay, no?
why are they shilling the womens cricket? literally no one watches it
Is Travis Head related to John Travers
sensual prostate massage from indian woman
>>152362541I do
just had a cheeky salami, cheese and mustard pickles sammich before dinner mumza's gonna FREAK
>>152362543Kek, was reading about this last night when one of you posted her photo, grim stuff
Feeling sad
> social media about to be banned> the rest of the internet nextif you don't vote for the libertarian party you should be arrested
>>152362560so you're the one
>>152362560you dont
Stokes 50 loomsThe chase is on
>>152362574Have you tried drinking?
come on stokes I never watched a double cenny b4 get to it!
>>152362576the internet getting banned would significantly improve my life and yours
it's only not gay if she doesn't have a father or a son
>>152362574nice one gary
>>152362568MY OLD MAN'S A CONVICTHE WEARS SOME BAGGY STRIPESAND IF YOU DARE RESISTHE'LL STAB YOU WITH HIS KNIFECONVICT'S OUT ON DAY RELEASEHE WENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSTURNED DOWN BY THE SHEILASHE STABBED THE LOCAL QUEERSCONVICT'S ON THE PROWLSEE'S A LITTLE BEAUTHE GETS THE CHLORO OUTAND RAPES HER IN HIS UTE
>>152362584Ayyy thats my schtick
>>152362586No, it would not. People without internet ended the White Australian policy and were just total scum in general.
gf
>>152362574same mate. chin up we'll be back to the ripping and the tearing soon
england are going to win
>>152362579>>152351840I even posted about today's match in case anyone else was watching.
lmaoengland wasting time like usual
>>152362604>>152362598>>152362590>>152362543>>152362351this is a man
>>152362604
Haven't picked up a proper cricket bat in a decadeThe tech better now or are they still the same?
>>152362600it was written by people without the internet and ended in in 1973. the internet was invented in 1969
England going full Ausmode
I have hangxiety
>>152362541wish the cricket women were shitting on me
Why don't Australia just cheat in such a way that allows them to take wickets more effectively
>>152362624fake, you are making it up
>>152362645It was ended immediately after WW2
>>152362536he allegedly didnt even have enough emergency stuff nor did he wrap her in aluminium blankets or try and get her to a better spot
>>152362351god I wish I was a lobotomised tradie beefcake
>>152362604MAMI
our country is fucked
>>152362604nooo dont poop in the water haha thats yuckyw
>>152362670vote libertarian
>>152362644Not telling you, cunt.
>>152362648part of the fun of drinking is feeling this melt away
I reckon I could have been the new aussie hitler if I tried a bit harder in school
>>152362655thinking sandpaper grit on the exterior of undies and wear thin pants, cricket pants are pretty thin anywaycould rough the ball up through your pants pretend youre shining it
Cameron Winter's mum has a sizeable clit I reckon Sorry if you're reading this Cameron
>sport dominated by jeets >'sport' What's it like servicing the strong Brahman bulls
>>152362697Didnt hitler fail school?
where is the bazball?i didnt sign up for this slow ass cricket
poo
bro got mad at the first post pic I posted in hoc kek
>>152362696When are you poofs becoming part of America officially?
>>152362710go raptors
>>152362712Academia is a conformity test >>152362714>Assfoy
fr this kinda lame ongwhen does big bash start?
>>152362701Imagine if you put them on inside out haha
>>152362712notry reading sometime
this slow but steady form of cricket england are playing seems to be working quite well for them. have they found a new way to play? could be interesting to see how this technique works in the long term
Business idea: pooey undies
morning
Australians spent years BEGGING for slow English cricket and now they finally get it they're whinging
I’m just so sad all the time
>jeets dominate the sporto rly?
>>152362735If you don't like conformity, then I have some bad news for you about Fascism
>>152362765i'm enjoying some proper test cricket
>>152362765im enjoying it mate
reading this
>>152362765its sarcasm this is grouse
>>1523626651 out of 3 isn't bad
>>152362765Nah this is good mate
>>152362765wanking my willy as we speak
impregnate goth girls
>hitler failed schoolokay then how did he gain control of germany when they were fucked over by the verisailles treaty and unfuck them them in less time than it took the USA
>>152362770are you a tourist from /afl/ like me or do you shit up this general too?
>>152362765i am enjoying this m8makes it all the more sweeter when England will lose
>>152362770Have you tried meth?
Calling it now, england win the match with 3 runs remaining after batting all day today and setting aus over 150 to get. This new approach to test cricket of playing slow and steady immediately gets binned for adelaide and the poms proceed to lose the next three matches ending the series 4-1.
>>152362797failed ART school to post modernist, so did he really fail?
>>152362696kek shots firedTHREAD WAR LETS GO >>152362747
>39 (119)phwoar
NSW & VIC VIEWERS - STANDBY FOR 7NEWS
>>152362812didn't fail just didn't get accepted but he went into the art side of architecure after and his art looks fucking good
>>152362800we are all /afl/ tourists
i'm out of gin, fug
gonna go pinch a loaf
>hitler's "art" looks goodthe truest display of midwittery. his masterpiece was in another medium.
>>152362829same
By merely perusing this thread I have already assertained that I am more intelligent than all of you
sleepy
only had 4 hours sleep last night
I kept waking up last night
>close up on GaryHes not a happy chappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0HSD_i2DvA
I'm a straight male, I just find pussies repulsive
>cutting off Ponting mid-wisdom to switch to boomer news at 6:00:00bomb channel 7in minecraft
>>152362871he could make a difference out there the same way he could make a difference to his two kids and ex wifes lives
I prefer watching cricket when Australia is winning. This is not fun.
Kino Ponting batsman mentality discussion with Aly Mitchell
>>152362870https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20220107-the-lost-medieval-habit-of-biphasic-sleepliterally nothing wrong with this it's not being able to get back to sleep that's fhd problem
>>152362880exks dee
>hitler's art doesn't look good because the autobahn looks better
>>152362854Ascertained*Back down into the pit with you, chum
>>152362880he doesn't owe them anything
7 news: A man was seen driving on the highway
If Hitler was so smart how come he lost?
Could this be "Amazing Adelaide" all over again?
his art sucked major arse
>>152362843applied for the cat o' nine tails yet mate iykwim haha
>>152362877I don't think they are that bad
>>152362894there is beauty in efficiency but hitler's art is truly once in a generation
>>152362763Morning mate
based soccer skills from Starc there
I engage in homosexual behaviors and I don't think pussies are that bad
>>152362909retarded underlings and hitler did not really want war
>>152362851Heya guys, tourist here sorting a pub argument while watching this snooze fest:What's the real heart of cricket, Lords or the Oval?Ta
>>152362909>retired to Argentina to breed little brown fuck machines>losing
Its time
>>152362915*meant carse
England are winning at this point btw
How can you have an opinion on pussy if you've never seen one in real life?
>>152362877coin slots are good but fuck the blown out ones
Where's nice gazza?
I’ve been to the Gabba
>England starting to play some shotsI can smell another English collapse
>>152362940fuck em all iykwim haha
Blown out pussies look better
>>152362915it is better than anything you could paint
Night session looms
>>152362909gave too many tanks to rommel who regularly made his communication line over 100km long
pussies look absolutely revolting after sex
Stokes seems kind of Australian, wouldn't you agree?
For the aussies that have lived in the UK at some point, what was it like?
Just come from reddit, you guys are even bigger fags x
>>152362964too many browns
>>152362940coin slots are only acceptable if they're unshaved
>>152362909because the entire developed world was against him
>>152362909Because we all betrayed our race
I am sexually attracted to women in their 40s
I mean obviously a cock looks better aesthetically speaking. A vagina is literally someones insides.
>>152362964Cold. Dark. Nice people and nice comfort food though.
Australia is FUCKED lmao
>>152362979hitler at best could have gotten a white peace, but the second the us joined it was over
>>152362909Showed mercy to Anglos at a critical point
>>152362962kiwis hate being called Australian m8please apologise to stokes
>>152362988arguably though then a cock is someone's insides outside so it's worse at least a vagina is hidden
>>152362997this (the country not the team)
>>152363010Why? It's like a compliment.
>>152362982Ive got a tahitian/french dad and a german/japanese mum
Hitler was a retarded maniac who dragged germany into an unnecessary and unwinnable war
>>152363023kiwis hate being reminded that they're even more irrelevant than australia
pozzies are too old, too slow and too pozzed
Simpson memes are lame
>>152363030>22c has been deposited into your account. Rounded down ofc
Its funny how some ugly chicks are hot as fuck and you wanna fuck em so bad despite them being ugly
AUSTRALIA HAVE LOST THEIR HEAD
Didn't he want to ally with bongs
>>152363041like who
Reckon Australia could probably start looking at bringing on a cheap wicket merchant here with the shadows slowly coming over
Who is >our best spinner after lyon?
>>152363009this but at least 10 timeshe asked the brits about a peace treaty many times but churchill's (((bankers))) insisted on wiping out the germans
If Emus are so dumb why did they win?
Getting hit on the wrist is the most painful spot.
dont cry in front of the englishmen Trav
i have literally cum inside a woman, 2 in fact
if england bat today and tomorrow they could win a draw
>>152362956probably not desu and I'm not much of a painter
>>152363061That coomerman bowled well against sri lanka
Any of you keen to see this when it comes out?
lando and max finna take each other out tonight
>>152363069cringe
>>152362950haha ikwym haha iykwim haha>>152362976now yeah i'm thinking you're based if they're legal
>>152363061Rocchicioli
>>152363079Depends. Who'd they cast as his mum?
>>152363079i loled, good one
>>152363069I don't think you can really say you have lost virginity until doing this
This is a nice painting, he wasn’t talentless
>>152363063
>>152363079What it?
>>152363103
sudden urge for kfc
>>152363101i've cummed in a women (male) does that count?
Some of you need to grow up.
>>152363095Christina Hendricks
GOTTEM GONE!!!FUCK OFF STOKES!!!
Get brenden dogshit the fuck off my screen
>>152363121Same the kfc ads always make me think about kfc for some reason, might order some
>>152363109Chris-chan: The Animation.
Are they going to burn the ashes after this series?
you have to feel that australia are wanting to get a few wickets here
How many wives have been bashed by the barmies after losses to Aus
>>152363103not talentless, but completely pedestrian with significant flaws. i have bought better handpainted postcards
my gp is female and i make up illness because when she takes my blood pressure and touches me while putting the sleeve on its the only time i feel alive
I'll never lose my virginity
>>152363142Imagine wasting your 5 minutes of electricity for the day to post this
>>152363147they do say this town is full of battered wives
>>152363142they cremate the wickets after every ashes, then they add the ashes to the urn
>>152363145yeah around 4 of em i reckon
Will Jacks Will Smith?
Stokes should declare now, twilight is the worst time to bat
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK THE PAVILION
>>152363159chuuuune
>>152363103That's fucking terrible
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
Ooooooooooo STOKES RIGHT IN THE JOLLY RODGER
COP THAT
LMAO
The penis is the most painful place to be hit by the ball
in the plums
BOWL IT TO HIS FUCKING NUTS
IN THE NUTSSAY BYE BYE TO LITTLE STOKESY
Rain/Thunder due in 2 hours.Stokes to try and milk this injury until then.
why is he always getting hit in the nuts
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL inside edge right into the crown jewels
GONE, GOTTEM BOTH, FUCK OFF
OH N-
When it's tea time does anyone ask "hungry, Jacks?"
he got hit in the family jewels, ow
OOOOOO RIGHT IN THE PLUMS
get some ice onto the testes
>stokes edging his penis in the middle of the pitch
Someone post root nut shot + running
>>152363215will jacks him off?
who's laughing now
as funny as it is, its gotta hurt like a mother fucker
kek poor bloke
If he's gonna have more kids they're gonna be extra munted, let alone his disgusting genes
>>152363216
>>152363223me and the rest of australia and england
i appreciated the montage of nut shots from the 7 team
>drag this "injury" out so the draw becomes more likelyOh yes, it's the England of old
Stokes getting hit right in the English crown jewels.
Anyone else excited to catch ANACONDA slithering onto the big screen from Boxing Day starring Paul Rudd and Jack Black. Big Stakes. Bigger Snakes.
Does the cup do nothing?
Reckon he has ginger pubes?
SA VIEWERS - TO CONTINUE WATCHING THE CRICKET STANDY TO SWITCH TO 7MATE
High definition replays of a guy getting his testicles crushed
>New ball soon>starting to creep more and more into twilight>england only lead by 44what is their plan here?
>>152363107>FilenameHow's the ASIO grad scheme going?
>>152363245Going down on him would feel like Moses parting the red(!) sea with that forest
isa always seems to enjoy those, maybe because she used to fast bowl to men when she was young
>>152363251gonna rain soon theyre batting for the draw
I permanently have a cyst on my balls from getting knuckles in the nuts by my cousin. Doesn't hurt too much.
>>152363245grim
A guy gets hit the plums and you're laughing?
>>152363243Not me
>>152363253Just put you on the watchlist sunshine, NZSIS have scheduled your execution for next Monday x
>>152363244the cup is the reason it's not a trip to the hospital
defo washing the bed sheets next week been three weeks
yeah nice one garry
>>152363261did you get him back?
DogGET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU DYSGENIC FREAK
do you guys remember your first blowjob?
>>152363275Grub
GONE GOTTEM
modern cricketers wear massive boxes that protect your dick and balls way way better than the old ones
>>152363275this except 3 months
>>152363282he was very hairy
>>152363282Every time I eat a banana
>>152363269Grads don't have that clearance, cupcake. Go shine your boss's shoes and enjoy your Sunday shift
>>152363282Yeah. Feelsgoodman
GONE GOTTEM!!!
>>152363282Yeah. How fast did you make the bloke cum?
>>152363253poorly, you fags are too funny for the youngens
i hate james brayshaw
>>152363282no as i've never had one
>>152363293>He thinks I'm a gradJust bumped it up to this evening x
>>152363282yeah, ya dad
Just wanna say hi to my guardian agent itt
>>152363308You're on the Sunday shift, champ. Gives it away
GOTTEM
Jacks off
GOT HIM YESPISS OFF YOU'RE OUT
>claiming a dropped catchOH NO NO NO
SMITH YOU FUCKING HERO LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK
FUCK OFF YA CUNT
get in faggot
love a classic english polapse
SMUDGE YOU LEGEND
GONE GOTTEM SMUDGE YOU CHEATING LEGEND
holy shit
>>152363316Need the money for my next yacht
Is Smith the best fielder in Cricket history holy shit what a catch.
SMOITHED
WHAT THE FUCK
Time for a Gatorade drinks break
Duckett would've dropped that.
>exposing the tail to new ball under lightsIT'S OVER
don't like eating pussy
>>152363335The first specialist fielder-captain.
>>152363349t. sinophobe
>>152363282yeah me and a hs mate 69d eachother and came at the same time
Fuck yeah lads love to see it
>>152363358Was your hs mate Cam Green I heard he was a bully
will jacks off
hattrick coming up
It's just started raining here in Ipswich, will probably be at the Gabba in about 30 mins. Hopefully it passes over quickly but looks like a decent front.
>yeah me and a hs mate 69d eachother and came at the same time
>>152363349can't cook it don't eat it huh?
NESER HAS A HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY
>>152363372not fooling me
Phil Hughes was a few years above me in high school and one time he called me a faggot
>>152363384I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
Umpire doesn't like it will 100% be out then
If you’ve eaten dim sims you’ve eaten pussy
outside the line
Pooview bat involved
webm the catch already i need to link it to people who won't watch it
>having to hear a pajeetAusgods better off without Cummins? Many are saying
hot spot would've given him out
what a dumb review
>i want to see whether the catch was takenwhat
>dont declare when ideal to do so>dont bat sensibly under lights and lose 6 wickets>bat slow and defensively in the better batting conditions>barely scrap up a leadWhat has been Englands plan this match?
>hit the bat>was a mile outside the line>no-one caught itliterally retarded review, who the fuck made smith think that was even close?
>>152363407send it to /hoc/ kek
Apart from the fact he hit it and it was outside the line, that was pretty close.
>>152363408Would take Cummins over Boland any day
>>152363426based indian cricket fan
>>152363420rekindle a patriotic love of the old days and inspire the populace to vote Reform and restore past glory
is the third umpire not watching the game? there was obviously no catch
>>152363420Rain is on the outskirts of Brissy they can get a draw
>>152363420They are expressing themselves and playing the way they want to play.
>>152363427kinda cute to bring along an abbo tho you must admit
quite like eating pussy, me
this isn’t very swashbuckling
>yep ill send that one for review
>>152363435fake weather report
>raising the bat for 50 runs
Are wojaks related to will jacks?
>>152363434I think third umpire is always watches the foot on delivery. It's why the no balls are so fast.
Nah Bolands been good always comes back if he's a bad spell and always threatens the stumps
>>152363445hey now
hankering for a bouldering
>>152363420considering they're winning, there doesn't seem to be any issue
Just fucking take some wickets cunt
>>152363441Kek
jerking to f1nnster
At the ground lads, covers coming on
more of a bouldering nation why are Australians shit at climbing?
>>152363483gay
What are they chanting?
love a casual day loafing on the couch with my gf watching the arshes
>>152363491too busy winning at cricket
>run rate 3.17grim
Real british roses. Unreal.
>>152363491Fuck you oceania is very good considering how grim the rest of the domestic scene is. Though I will admit toby is a fucking lad and erin mcniece is slowly becoming my new climbfu
game over
>>152363510SING ABOUT THAT
GONE GOTTEM GAME OVER SHOULD HAVE BAZZED IT CUNT
>WalkingWEAK MINDRain in 20 minutes, kek.
OHNONONONONONOAHAHAHAHA
lmao
that's elite keeping
hahahaha
GONE GOTTEM STOKES ABSOLUTLEY BTFO
pooicide watch for this bloke
Stokes was distracted by the jailbait on the screen.
HAHA FUCK OFF STOKES YOU CUNT>hurr durr standing up to the pace attack is stupid
fuck actaully felt bad for him when he punched his face :(
GET FUCKED STOKES YOU FILTHY MUTT
>>152363491Not allowed to climb rocks anymore desu.
How fucking ELITE is Carey?
>england all out before rain>rest of night rains out>australia chase this piss easy total in the best conditions of the dayeasy win
Carey is an absolute weapon
>>152363529The difference in keeping has been huge
had enough of these catches need to see some bails flying
STOKES MORE LIKE CHOKES LMAOOOOOOOO
>>152363542>>152363544footy background
What do the wives of the barmy army do in Brisbane all day while their husbands are at the cricket?
>arse
>>152363420If they declared they would be losing the game in the next 10 minutes.
I’m drinking a corona
Stokes averages 35 why does he act like it is inconceivable he could get out every time
Ben foakes would have won englad this game. Saved ~50 runs with his keeping and would have batted far better last night.
not sure if england have enough of a lead here, could be tough to defend
>>152363554black men
Gyatkinson Arse
>>152363557they would have had Australia on the ropes day 1 m8 if they declared instead of chasing those 70 odd runs
england will bowl australia out for 47
>>152363554>WivesCricket is an incel sport
Hang on, wait.Is it true that Australia had no reviews left? And Stokes WALKED?
stokes is gonna be hard of himself but he should learn from today is that he, and his team, are actually decent at test cricket if they dont play it retardedly. as they currently are
Bryson Cpoo
DOGGY
+1 catch for one of the ritalin twins
OH NO NO NO ENGKEKS
OH NO NO NO
G O N E
>>152363554Get fucked by BAC (Big Australian Cock)
TUMBLING DOWN DOWN DOWN
AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS AUSGODS
HAHAHAHAHAHA GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF
should all be wrapped up by tea time
>>152363572we dont have reviews no. did the ump give it not out?
STUPID STUPID STUPID
only time you should declare is when you have 500+ runs and lead by no less than 350
OURLAND
>>152363572I think umpire called him out desu and he knew he clipped it.
bit late me thinks for the tail to be bazballingstokes and jacks should have bazzed it earlier
Poolapse
I AM DRINKING A CORONA
The cowardly ben stokes is the most performative male on the planet
Nigger
>>152363572The ump gave it instantly, you could see the bowler turn around for a second then back again when it got given.
now that was retarded
>>152363573They will interpret this the other way and go back to spaz balling
poolapse?
>sleepy joffkwab
>>152363602You will be banned for this post and its ridiculous
of course Archer wears a giant gold chain kek
https://youtu.be/DKEyBMyEsiw
>go all in on speed>get mogged by le lob it up 130kph man
And then their bowlers have to come back out for a 50 run humiliation ritual
If I were a batsman I would simply ignore any delivery that would bounce at chest level or higher.
These two can put on a 200+ partnership and give themselves something to defend
smith's autism after the first catch was off the charts kek
i mean englel were never winning this anyway, just a matter of whether it was over tonight or tomorrow morning
Neser is a good bowler and deserves the wickets he has taken
genuinely feel bad for stokes :(
Declare and bowl the Aussies out whilst the light is poor
why dont bowlsmen learn to impersonate the batsmens voices and yell "YES RUN" after the the batsman hits the ball to trick the bloke at the other end to run?
Send Starc out to open to score the winning runs
>>152363612well that’s done for the rest of the night
We are mighty
Carey is the best keeper in the world >>152363620Webm?
>>152363633not proper test cricket
Australia should declare here to put england in under lights
Neser bowls pies
Reminder this will be a DRAW due to incoming rain. Suck shit AusKEKs
did these retards not watch the entire day of cricket today? why are they bazzing again what the actual fuck is their mental malfunction
>>152363620i remember seeing him do that before, runs off walking like he's doing the olympic death march
>>152363631england dont have enough of a buffer to risk it
>>152363640when he was running around, kinda cringe but based as wellcan't provide webm sorry
>>152363643How did he get 4 wickets then?
>>152363647they are bazzing now because stokes the dumbass didnt baz eariler when it was ideal and now they need runs
catches win matches
>>152363644head can chase 60 in 30mins, unless it rains from now and for the next 2 days straight (it won't) it's over
>>152363654England are on a diet
Rain in ONE (1) hour.
>>152363655they arent winning this. they need to use the rain delays to force the draw. thats the best result they can get now but arent playing for it.
>>152363648i much prefer his nonchalant celebration like the one following his catch from Starc on day 1
>>152363658can you please not post thisi don't want England to get any ideas
>>152363661Kek Smudge's little jig
still don't know why they schedule rain when the cricket is on
stokes' balls got bazzed earlier
>>152363661>the heel clickkek
>>152363643which would you prefer, a neserpie or a creampie?
>>152363670draw is not on the cards lad
the virgin resultthe chad draw
>>152363669won't matter
>>152363683ill have a meatpie thanks
>>152363661he just feels the rhythm of the cricket gods and goes with it
>>152363678Albo is clueless
>>152363683would prefer a cumpie if you know what i mean haha
What's your setup like?
TIME WASTING
>go buy vitamins>raining fucking wicketstop kek
>>152363700lgm (looking grim mate)
>>152363700the misso hates him!
>get hit in the back>"hmm I think I might need a new helmet"
>>152363700looking good mate
>>152363704>>152363706>>152363711
>>152363692fuck, i could go for a kangaroo meat pie, my local bakery closed down a few years ago and no one has every gotten even close to how good it was
>>152363700>Cordless drill on your battlestationBased fleshlight enjoyer.
>>152363700>badass boss>nang cracker >using your loungeroom as a workshop >weed smoker
>>152363710what do you call this position
Which one of you bad bitches is baking?
kangaroo doesn’t taste good
>>152363700>edifiers
>>152363719what i did to ya mum last night
made meself an egg sandwich to eat while watching the English be useless cunts.It is lasagned with Malaysian garlic chilli sauce.It’s an egg sandwich delivered with utmost attention to quality. A true testament to the spirit of the egg King, yet refined and illuminated to provide a 1st world spin on the iconic dish.
what if England bowl us out and win?
>camera showing all the sad poms againhehehehehe
>>152363700>>152363713is that a jap ryoba saw?looks comfy but you've lost control of your life
>>152363722faggot, go back to poodia
>>152363731Nice plate
Catching practice shot
Lovely
alright who came all over the ashes
why does the urn have dried cum on it
5fer
GONE GOTTEM BASED NESER
what is smith reviewing ahahaha
IT'S ALL OVER
>>152363747me
FUCK OFF YOU POMMY RUNT
Done
If you post something really embarassing at the end of a thread no one ever sees itI've eaten my cum after masturbating on several occassions
>>152363700what's the microscope for?
bazball status???????????
>>152363661cute little autistic man
LYON WHO?
FFS I feel asleep a little while ago again and they’ve lost all the rest of their wickets.
>>152363731that actually looks goodare you circumcised?
>>152363764dead and cremated, like the ashes
How did kangaroos get to Tasmania?
is neser autistic or about to cry?
>>152363776low tide m8
This is when >we need a player like Lyon or Bob Willis who could bowl a side out for peanuts.
>Smith was gonna run off without letting Neser celebrate his 5ferLove that retard kek
>>152363776spear chucker was also sometimes called roo chucker
>>152363776hopped over
>>152363788bumrah?
>>152363762Trying to find zachy's cock.
>>152363776God crtl+c and ctrl+v'd a bunch of them over
how long will this last period go for1 hour? 2?
wish i could live somewhere homogenously white
>optical sensors measuring toast 10 times per second for what purpose. how autistic do people get about how much their toast it cooked
why is there so many lesbian couples in ads now?
>>152363806I was in Poland recently and barely saw any brownies
new>>152363807>>152363807>>152363807
>>152363809Safe woke
Michael neser?More like Michael Ni-###
>>152363808Hopefully plenty and they annoy steak snobs who throw a whinge when their steak is overcooked by half a second
>>152363700I pray this is the spare room
Whoa, whoa, whoaWhy the FUCK is there a nigger on the field in a game between England and Australia??
>>152363661>That's a very nice jig Steven
>bowl faster when there is nothing go onbased smith
(to the tune of Safety Dance)YOU CAN FART IF YOU WANNAYOU CAN LIFT YOUR LEG AND BLOW
