ashes
HEAVE HO UNNA
Crisp
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME BAZBALL AHHHHHHHHHHHH
test cricket is like a game of chess
>>152363824bazball? more like baz likes balls
>>152363808Impossible to get nice toast. If optical sensors going 10x a second does it perfectly, then I'll happily buy it.
Iggs
so everyone assumed the series would end up being 5-0 to australia and it turns out the series is probably going to be 5-0 to australia
Humiliation Ritual
Im an alcoholoc
Australia still have to bat...it's now over yet...crazier things have happened...the fat lady hasn't sung...it isn't over till it's over...you can't count your chickens...gotta cross that bridge...watched pot...don't sell the bear...don't say cat...
>3/4 of today's wickets were Smith catchesBit of a ball hog isn't he?
>Australia doesn't have any reviews>Umpire is a complete shitter>Rain due in 60 minutes that will end the game>WalksAt least he can have the moral high ground in a loss.
head will baz us to victory again
>not sending starc out there COWARDS
>>152363841You're correct. England have a chance.Lol.Lmao
>>152363842Wants to overtake Root's catches against him.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR SHARIA ISLAND PLAYING LE AGGRESSIVE BAZBALL AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICSBLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUTGET FUCKED ENGLEL. FUCK OFF.>MEMECULLUM>CRAWLEL>POOT>LOSING THE FIRST TEST IN TWO DAYS>BLOWN>THE>FUCK>OUT>DEFENSIVE CRICKET SO BORING LEL>LETTING NESER BOWL FIVE WICKETS>2-0 ALREADY>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS ENGLELFUCK OFF ENGLEL. GET FUCKED
time for jofra to bowl 2 overs and look like he's in agony and seething the whole time
>>152363840>alcoholochave another drink mate
Hopefully they’ll bowl at the stumps
can’t believe we let a bloke wearing ear rings get a baggy green desu
What would happens if England just refused to bowl
is there anything worse then dementia?
>>152363860you mean webster?
HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT
>>152363853good post this
>4 byesCarey would've got that.
Bongs talked mad shit about the AusGODs before the series and the hospitality they received in bongland was jeet tier im glad these cunts are suffering
>second ball a four this is going to be over in 8 overs
>>152363862Englands top order
what’s Izzy Westbury’s story? I see she’s in the Air Force too - she’s a dyke yeah?
>>152363861forfeiture
ahahaha do they know they arent also supposed to score the runs for us?
hello just a remidner the commander in chief of the world's largest military is an insane child rapist thanks bye
stop making new thread you stupid asholes
>Australia's attack in the second Ashes Test is their "worst since 2010-11" and is "really second division" if you exclude Mitchell Starc, says BBC's chief cricket commentator Jonathan Agnew.
archer KWAB
>>152363853Tell us how yoy really feel
Archer has the least amount of confidence or swagger of any black cricketer in history
>>152363876shes mine mate
>>152363864weatherald
>fat old poms singing as if they haven't been brutally raped for the 2nd test in a row>none of the english team besides poot even bother to clap
shower line not expected for about 1.5 to 2 hours ladsshould be fine
>>152363882feel sorry the blokehe is trying to cope as best he can instead of being furious at england like Vaughn
>/cric/ will end before the race tonight>10 day break between matches>Can avoid all the gloatingPhew.
>>152363891
>>152363891dont you mean weatherCHAD?
>>152363876Must have fancied a load of rape then
>>152363876she's quite literally a JAG, isn't she?
>>152363882Is he wrong?
>making archer chase the ballkek, absolute mind games
>>152363888The lowest total successfully defended for the final innings was like 80-something 150 years ago. It's not happening.
>>152363882I mean, he's not wrong
>>152363882he's not wrong tho. 3 out of the 4 innings Aus bowled this series the pick of the bowlers was Starc
>>152363910He won't play next game anyway. He's the scapegoat.
crazy how the taliban allow cricket and yet ban every other sport
>>152363902seems like an epidemic.. this greatly disturbs me >>152363904chads don’t have piercings
If Khawaja was playing we’d be one down by now
wish he was piercing my sphinchter
>>152363920non chads dont get to decide what chads wear
Whos your man of the match
>>152363922dubs confirm>>152363928starc
>>152363905well she is English >>152363906Just Another Guy?
>>152363899No the commentators are pretty angry at the England side and pointing out Australia are missing Cummins, Hazelwood and Lyon and have been replaced by jobbers like Doggett and Neser, plus the batting was a mess before this series is part of criticism of the England side.
based Head wanting to have tomorrow offKhawaja would never
>>152363930Wow, he must be an amazing batsman!
>>152363928Root. Only guy able to make a 100.
sick of these extended ODIs where is the fucking test cricket
>>152363926name one chad with a piercing
HE GRABS WITH HIS LEFTHE INSERTS WITH HIS RIIIIIIIGHTTHAT TRUMPETNONCEHE FUCKS KIDS ALL NIGHT
Din dins
this should be the end of the DN test experiment. It’s not cricket
>huuuuh, we're homebabbiescringe
did that anon ever sing that song for us?
>>152363949Could use more onions mate
>>152363949looks pretty nice mate, had some pizza myself
Think 64 might be a bit of a steep climb lads
Cofefe
>>152363928Starc. 8 wickets for the match and top scored in the first innings
>RR 8.7
>>152363932Any woman who joins the military has basically signed up to get raped. Apparently she was a woman’s cricketer but have literally never heard of her. She’s a columnist for the Torygraph, so of course they had to get some posh bitch who went to Oxford (and get a media job in this country unless you went to Oxbridge) and is an officer. I hate her just from the wiki bio.
>>152363945Adam Hyde
Just lost $250 at the pokies, feels grim
lmfao this is over before tea
>>152363964this is what bazball seeks to emulate
kek based archer he want off the field
Crazy that foids have vaginas
Raw Onions is absolutely diabolical
>>152363945Peter Siddle
>>152363969who the fuck is that?
>>152363928Ben Duckett for not killing himself
absolutely baZZing these runs
>>152363976Bro needs a nap!
>>152363958Only had half an onion left
Nice one joffra, wait till youve lost the ashes to bowl at full speed
Why wasnt Archer bowling this fast earlier in the match?
>>152363982King Chad
lads, what are some cricket touhous
quick games a good game innit
>starts actually bowling 1.99 tests in
losing 1 wicket on the chase will be a moral loss
England are gonna field the same team next march arent they
why does Haydos hate black people so much?
>>152364005yesthey have no one better embarrassingly
>Nigger Archer shows up when the game is deadClassic groid behaviourFuck your gold chain, fuck your cornrows, and fuck your black skin
>>152363945Glenn Manton.
>>152364011His daughter gets pounded by them every night
>>152364005they need to drop their coach me thinks
>>152364016who the fuck is that mayne?
>>152364017Middle easterners are brown, not black.
>>152364018they should unironically get langer.
Love Head
At what point do we finally say that Australia has officially won The Ashes and gets to keep them forever like Brazil with the Jules Rimet trophy in 1970, and future test series between the two nations can go by a new post-ashes name?
HIT EM FOR SIX DISCOUNT SMACKY!!
beauty
look at da flick of da wrist
>>152364011he has met several of them
Just 7 days until the BASED Bash. gentlemen
This is the death of test cricket
>>152364005The Ashes will be over by march m8
I actually had to eat that fucking dogshit burger lads, would have appreciated a few more (you)s for my trouble
>>152364005If Stokes is still captain then yes
>english invent cricket>be better than them at it>english invent bazzbal>be better than them at that too
this cant be good for gus' average
HEAD WANTS TOMORROW OFF
>>152364037but I thought him and Roy were best m8s?
where da pohms at
>>152364041fuck you and your burger
>64 runs>Just need to bowl 8 overs for the rain to come and save you>. . .>Going at 10 runs/overkekekekek
>>152364041No one forced you mate
Uzzies test career status?
Gus “mr. Bean” Atkinson
>>152364045>>english invent bazzbal>england copy Ausball poorlyfixed that for ya m8
Head is playing T20 at the gabbatoir
going for my 4th bowl of weetbix today lads
Was Dogget really better this match than Lyon would have been? Why didn't they want Lyon?
Socks have finally ripped at the heelsShall be getting a new pair
How do we save English cricket?
every time England cheers it just gets worse
>>152364063How many weetbix is a bowl anyway?
>>152364066because hes been shit this year
>>152364076One
>>152364076I’m going at 4 a bowl right now
Can tea be delayed because a result could be due?Could literally be the difference between finishing the match or it being rained out.
>>152364076no more than two
>>152364076How ever many Brett Lee does
>>152364063whyare the macros that good
>>152364080Weetbick iykwim haha
This was so funny https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-05/arsalan-khawaja-sentenced-for-unsw-fake-terror-plot/12851200
>>152364083they could but umps are dumb and lazy
I don't think George Gregan actually ate 27 Weet-Bix a day in retrospect
>>152364080>answering less than 4
>>15236407612 mate
>>152364083could be
>>15236407610+ if you're a teenager, 8 if you're an adult. Less if you're an Asian/Indian >>152364081.
five guys really is dogshit
>>152364093Shamefull behaviour
Looking at non-whites makes me queasy
>>152364102maybe bring in a woman next time gaylord
What should I feed my kid for breakfast when he’s able to eat solids
>>152364106poo haha
>>152364104same, cricket is a white man's game
8 weetabix with loads of brown sugar was my go to after school meal school as a wee lad
If will puckovski wasn’t addicted to concussing himself out batting lineup would be goated
lyon is going to come back and we're going to lose the next test
Vitabrits are so much better than Weetbix.
>>152364106sausages, spuds and milk
>weetabixgayest name
>>152364109I’m an alcoholic iykwim
>>152364106VB an cigs
>>152364106froot loops
>Tea breakRAIN INCOMING. Australia blew their chances.
Rain tonight and tomorrow just to bail out the bongs
Personally go 6 and a banana
wtf pussy umps
BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! told ya they're lazy faggots (umps)
cowardly umpssee you all tomorrow for the aussie win
>>152364113BROWN SUGARHOW COME YOU TASTE SO GOOD
0 weetbix = big poof1-2 weetbix = poof3-5 weetbix = weak cunt6-8 weetbix = the proper brekky9-12 weetbix = absolute unit13 or more weetbix = women need to fall to their knees and suck your cock at first sight
Bro just cancel the dinner and get the RUNS some of us have places to be
who up fighting they foo?
>>152364116SO TRUE
Should I remain volcel and pure to my racial autism, or marry my filipina fallback option?
>>1523640764, but I have small bowls
for me it’s Coco Chex with Farmhouse gold
lousy umps
https://reg.bom.gov.au/products/IDR663.loop.shtmlRELAX you SPASTICSall the rain is well to the south
>>152364147That sounds really yummy icl
If it rains I will kill myself
>>152364144why not both?
Hello
>>152364161fuck up
Just saw the umps having a cig in one of the hallways
>8:45am in bongland >weekend>no flagscowards
for me it’s getting the uncle tobys oats variety mix and putting them all together
was mental how they tried to pretend 2 weetabix was the normal helping literally a meal for ants
Got a secret lads, please no bully. I use light milk instead of full cream as I have found I get less acne that way....
Does the ball spin different in the southern hemisphere?
>Weet-Bix>$7.00 for a 72 pack>~10c per brick>10 weetbix in a bowl is $1Fucking too expensive.
>>152364175gay
>>152364158*does a rain dance*
rains incoming lads it’s just hit springfield
Who's winning
>>152364116you should be imprisoned for this post
>>152364163>newcunt told off in 7 secondslove this poomunity
everythings so expensive now
>>152364175good lord man do you even want to go on living?
dare I say, rattled?
You can all go and get fucked because Australia is the greatest fucking nation on earthAll other worthless mutts should grovel
>leg spinner becomes makeshift best modern test batsman>lower order batsman becomes makeshift dashing openeraustralia has had a few of these arse-pulls in recent decades and it would be kino if head finished his career as an opener averaging 40's-50's
>>152364177>>152364163
Don’t blush baby
yay we beat a country that doesn't care about cricket
>>152364187>While both are wheat biscuits, Vita-Brits are generally considered older or at least introduced earlier as a direct competitor to Sanitarium's original Granose biscuits, with Vita-Brits emerging in 1923, just before the famous Weet-Bix brand was trademarked in Australia (1926) and popularised.Original and still the best.
rain cloud here, had a few gigagallons to drink together and NEED to do a huge pissreckon i'll aim for that cricket ground in brisbane lads
Miss my mini-wheats desu
Must be embarassing for the poms to know that even the pajeet filth put up a better show than this.
breakfast is for fat cunts
When I was a kit I hated weetbix and only ate vitabrits.
>>152364207why wasn't he wearing his sock
KEK jeets don’t eat breakfast
>>152364207right on the stoker
>>152364150based new website refusenik
Is there a sport that England is better than us at?
tried the multi-grain weetbix recently they go pretty hard
>>152364207Right in the Joe Root.
>>152364200he already averages 52 as an opener in 10 innings
>>152364215i bet you're a faggot now
Mel McLaughlin looks so old and haggard
>>152364224exactly, fuck that new website, straight up unusable shitfound out it cost $96 million too what the fuck
>>152364225getting stabbed. for the time being
eating poo
>>152364225desu we can’t say for sure they aren’t better at afl then us
>>152364225that would be football, or as faggots like to call it ..."soccer"
>>152364210>Nutrition table>70% sugarFucking grim.
>>152364225darts
>>152364229Traps aren't gay.
>>152364209make sure to get them kidney stones out too
This is the death of the ashes and the death of test cricket
>>152364236based monty panesar
>>152364239Carbohydrates is the good sugar though
>>152364225illegal pakistani immigrant rape gangswe got the sudanese teenage machete gangs though
>>152364238imagine if we cared though
>>152364238we seem to do about similarly at world cups, no?
>>152364245but you are
>>152364225motor sports
>>152364251literally how i imagine my posting opponents every time i rattle them on here
>>152364150so much easier to read this mapfuck the bom for wasting 100 milly on a shitty new site
>>152364232she should have took chris gayle up on his advances when she had her chance and experienced the magic of BBC
what can you eat on a non sugar diet?
>>152364260Lando will choke it somehow.
Instead of bringing back your first team next text ausbros you should field your C or D team, maybe some women, disabled or kids, just to really humiliate England.
love these spastics on the tv showing the radar and saying "AAAAAAAAAHHHH THERE'S WEATHER AROUND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" and it shows the nearest rain is 100km away
>>152364269water
>>152364257we get to the final. you qualify for the tournament
>>152364225About to be better at F1 than us tonight or whenever that race starts
>>152364238It was originally called soccer, faggot.
>>152364267meant for>>152364230
>>152364269If its got sugar then youre not eating it. Easy as
>>152364251He's a passionate guy
>>152364225Snooker
>>152364225Chess
how the hell could even the most complex website cost 100m
>>1523642924u
>>152364285nope. the term soccer was invented for third worlders so they didnt get confused with rugby football
bunnings gf 2026
business idea: instead of spending 100m on a new websitejust upgrade the current site to https and change literally nothing else
Will Gazza play again?
>>152364301not hard when the old farts who run these government organisations don't have a clue about tech
I had a wet dream last night
>>152364301saar had to make very beautiful good looks for it to be
>>152364269meatcheeseeggscreambuttersome non starchy vegetablesyour dick
>>152364251the only pom who cares about englel cricket
>>152364307But wont someone think of the consultants?
>>152364314sounds like my brekky is ready
all these weetbix got me doing some big sloppy farts desu
we're better than england at cycling
>>152364251Missing out the earlier bit. He threw the bat and then hit himself in the head and all the sweat/tears went flying out.
>>152364304wrong, jeet.
>>152364308against England? no chancean actual team that can put up a challenge like the Windies or South Africa? Yes
Blokesworld is still on 7mate at 12.30, havnt watched that for years
>>152364317He's a Kiwi though
>>152364329I wanna fuck that bitch from the back!
>>152364311sorry mate spent 99.9 mil on hookers and coke, only had 100,000 to pay jeetcoders
>>152364283we are the filler team at world cups yeah, just making up the numbers
>>152364329me on the bottom right fighting the urge to sniff that seat
>>152364251he is looking more like van gogh as he ages but is channeling popeye here
no wonder Issy Westbury is a criminal lawyer, she’s been getting me off for years
Thoughts on this elf?
>>152364301didn't they spend 10m on changing their name just to stick with BOM anyway?
>>152364343based government workerslove ya work
>>152364225ChessSnookerBouldering Chin-ups
Will Stokes bowl?
>>152364329this is a man
>>152364335?
>>152364301Mate they got pummeled in a senate hearing that the data from weather stations was not even making it to home base and the data is an average fudge of fudged history. Theyve actually upgraded the majority of stations under the guize of "a new website" as to not attract attention. Which is clearly working.Wake up
>>152364271Not a chance.He'll just let AMX drive off in the distance and Mclaren will kill Piastri if he touches Norris.
2 and half hours of cricket left bros!! woooooo
>>152364329
>>152364225doomposting
*puts £100 on England winning series 3-2*Its actually a pretty smart move
>literally everyone has forgotten about Root's centurylmao
>>152364360yeah as in chin up m8 you might get us next time kek
>>152364354would bang into next millennia
>>152364225probably darts
>>152364380oh look its the drug addict
>I SAW A BIT OF RAIN AROUND AAAAAAAAAAAshut the fuck up spastic it's not coming for at least an hour
>>152364225Rugby
>>152364370this is a man
>>152364225test match interim golf
I wanted it to be a close series
>>152364396you wish, poof
Tipping England to lose inside 12 overs
Smudge is an /elite/ fielder
>>152364381doesn't seem so great when starc then got 70-odd
Genuinely curious who would a golf tournament between the two teams.
Raining quite heavily at St LuciaProbably about 15 mins until it hits the Gabba
>>152364410Sped Smoth
I can't believe it the bowling attack of guys who all average 30+ isn't very threatening
>>152364410>smudge gets his 214th catch off root this series would be so kino
>>152364329Nah, cycling is all about aero and we can't compete.
Joffre Archer played like 5 good tests in 2019 and tricked people into thinking he was good ever since. Most impressive trick since Leo Dicaprio tricked people into thinking he's still attractive
Funny how England’s cap numbers go into the 700s while Weatherald’s is 473. Just goes to show how many shit players they’ve churned through
Work just called
>make a boncing gesture at the pitch
why do you have a deep third man in the 6th over you cowards
fuaaark
I'm at the groundThe groundsman are all assembled and preparing the covers
>>152364427these are men
AN ENGLISH BORN PLAYER HAS TAKEN A WICKET
GONE FUCKEN GOTTEM
BOWLED THE CUNT FUCK OFF HEAD YOU USELESS CUNT btw thanks for winning the first test
onya Trav
Its over....
>>152364410shouldnt wickies be the highest?
They're just humiliating England now
GONE GOTTEM
COLLAPSE
just felt a weird pinching sensation in between my balls lads.. give it to me straight - how long do I have to live?
Fuck they're going to bring khwaja back now aren't they.
Atkinson halved his average with that wicket
rain cloud here, I can hold off max 25m
Uhhh rain bros?
>>152364443josh inglis already did that mate
>>152364454Doesn't count wickies
>bowling attack
>>152364460Always feel your balls and check for lumps
>>152364456Peppa pig is a self absorbed little slag. There’s no educational value to it, I don’t let my nieces watch it
>>152364461they better not I bet the atmosphere is way better in the sheds with him not there
>>152364460>i have crabsYoull be right mate
9 quick wickets and England are back in the series
It feels like a loss now
>>152364456lmao kek
>>152364460if england wins the ashes, you'll live forever, if australia wins, dead within an hour of the last test
Drop Head. Useless shitter
>>152364456bluey is pretty goated, the origin ep is kino
that is why i prefer Head at #5he scores when Australia truly need him
PVO mate
>>152364456>Rights to Bluey owned by bbcthey didn't think this one through
imagine being a cycling and cricket fan and you have to listen to Rob Hatch ruin the audible enjoyment of both of your sports
>you can see the rain coming>how far away it is you can't predictTHERE ARE FUCKING RANGE RINGS ON THAT RADAR IT SAYS 100KM WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING
>>152364456Remember when they used to show Australian children's TV in England and it was always utterly dire
Did maxwell score 200 vs Afghanistan? Did that happen?
I can feel a couple of drops now at the ground
why does Stokes have Maori tatts?
>>152364498Yeah but who else you gonna put as an opener
>>152364513no mate 201
>>152364512Which shows? Johnson and Friends?
>>152364513Australia has never played Afghanistan in a cricket match
>>152364513Don't think so mate. He scored 201* though
Just sensed some condensation in the air lads
>>152364498Head at 5 means kawaja comes back in to open though
>>152364522dunnosome grade cricketer from surry hills?
>>152364512at least our kids shows aren’t full of nonces
>>152364531Backyard Science
Rain looms
21 letters in the combined surnames of both current batters
>>152364519based dollfucker
plumb
>>152364535>over 2 years agoain't no way bluh
Wasting time with reviews. Desperation.
>england play well when its too late
>>152364329Totally forgot about this. Absolutely great fun.
Home and away>neighbours
>>152364546uhhh
as bad as the Pommy Smiths reviews
Its jover...
ffs just wallop four 6s and be done with it
>>152364557
>>152364554somebody asked stokes and he said not out
>Not winning by 10 wicketsMoral victory for England. It's going to finish 2-3 now
>>152364560Idiot
>>152364566he done all his noncing over there
>>152364456perfection
>>152364557>>152364574
>>152364574still cracks me up watching the pommy bloke riding the fucked up bike
I wish I could go back in time and do everything differently
GONE GOTTEM FUCK ROGHT OFFGUS WITH 2
G O L L A P S E
light looks quite dangerousumps should step in
fuck we are losing this
work's calling
Ausbros? Are we gonna lose?
AAAAAAAHHH SAVE US RAIN
grim
would be hilarious if englel won this but sadly starc is yet to come
AHHH RAIN SAVE US
Uhh bros bros?
it's only a story loss if we win by 6 wickets or fewer
EIGHT TO GO
england taking some quick wickets for very little runs here if only they had this oppourtunity earlier in the test too
>>152364512Aussie kids are too busy playing to cricket to watch tv
Pozzbros I'm scared
Smudge will heem
>>152364613kek
>Weatherald left stranded on 19*
WicketbrosWickets are happening
Australia should declare. Better to lose like men than draw like cowards.
>>152364613bit in this i i reckon
Can see Stokes warming up now to bring himself on.But not for the over when the winning runs will be scored.
What is England's brand? What do they stand for?
>>152364632Kek this
>Rain's calling
it's weatherlad
ffs it’s deadset torrential at Mt Gravatt lads we don’t have much time
I hope it rains tonight and all day tomorrow and it’s a draw
A RAINDROP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
imagine if Aus needs 2 to win and then the storm comes and all of tomorrow gets washed out too lmao that would honestly be historic and hilarious
RATTLEDATTLED
bring out inglis to spazz bazz the rest
oprah tim tam slam
>>152364628>Australia should declare. Better to lose like men than draw like cowards.if Justin Trudeau played cricket
>>152364659*gets SmothGODded*
>rain now showing up on the broadcastFUCK
haha the aussie crowd are a real bunch of larrikins
>>152364632keKkkk was about to make this exact post ngl.. Stokes is such a rat faced RAT innit x
I wish they'd hurry up, I have some plants to pot before it gets dark
19
smith noooo you're not playing the BBL
>>152364669>if Justin Trudeau played cricket
why does Archer wear a chain around his neck?
joffrey archer is very shiny, very shiny man
Archer is such a fucking bitch
When did Smith become so racist?
>>152364672relax spastic it's literally one tiny signal
INTO HIM SMUDGER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHIMP OUT
>>152364683bbl stands for Bisible Banty Line
15
BUCKROKEN
Smudge called Archer a nigger kek
GET FUCKED YOU NIGGER MUTT
>>152364690is a secret buck waiting to be broken
>you bowl faster when there's nothing going on championKEK
absolutely addicted to scoop and weigh choc almonds
FUCK YEAH BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
In many ways, the ashes are just a warm up for the BBL.
We've had 800mm of rain on Hubert Street in the last 2 minutes, its moving towards Gibbon Street.
Smudge just called him the N Word
HAHA GET FUCK YOU DIRTY APE
england needs to waste time
SNATCH HIS CHAIN SMUDGE
SMITH WHIPPING ARCHER AROUND THE GROUND
BIFF
smudge brutalising him
jofra contemplating inventing a racism accusation to stop the game lads
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SMITH HATES BLACK PEOPLE CONFIRMED
some racist posts in last few minsdo better and hit it for 6 lads
>talk shit>immediately hit (for 6)
>15 from 5
this feels a bit racist..
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based smith making him chimp out to get easy runs KEKEKEKEK
HAHAHAHAHA
>>152364690that chain is huge too
Smith is so based
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
kek pillowkintay just heemed any chance of rain saving them
>>152364745not racist if the blacks are just shit
Hit it for (metaphorically) 6 lads
Look away you honourless niggerYou stupid black cunt
GROVELING STATUS?
I fucking love Steven Smith
ARCHER WANTS TO GET BANNED FROM PLAYING HAHAAA
racist cheating twat. fuck ausGAYliaall games where smith plays are massively asterisked
Its so fucking funny how weakminded this english team is, especially when they are about to lose
Virat Kohli in his last 4 ODIs
TELL YA STORY WALKING YA FUCKING BLACK CUNT
I was noticing he bowling only 140km now 150km
>>152364740>ithis name is jofra m8
it’s raining cats & dogs at Indooroopilly right now Smudge better finish it quick
Tell him to bite the pillow smudge youre going in raw
>>152364770no one cares champ
>>152364770We're watching the ashes at the moment Ausjeet
STOKES RATTLED AS FUCK
>>152364767shit yourself to death, jeet
Smith champed the niggerAbsolutely based
racism, stamp it out
baking
>2 runs to win>suddenly jofra pipes up>"OI SMITH JUST SAID SUM RAYCIS SHIT">smith actually said nothing, just bantz>england walks off>fat twitter cunts side with jofra>match abandoned and called draw>poms win series in stunning comeback>english newspapers call for jofra to be knighted>smith crucified while jofra takes his lie to his grave
sweeeeet soialine
>>152364781Oh, how's it going?
fuck i'd love to see a bat wrapped around that uppity niggers head. Over rated flog that achieved nothing in his career, isn't even that quick
>>152364788this
holy jej he actually champed him
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Smith is such an autistic retard I fucking love him
based Smith trying to injure Archer
>>152364770No one cares + Not watching cricket until the next ashes maybe
>>152364779>>152364781kek
Imagine being a test cricket player and getting champed on international TVBahahahahahahhaha
>>152364792No idea what you're trying to say mate.
RAIN PLS
>>152364791>isn't even that quickhe's quick when the match is already over
>>152364788>implying fox wouldnt release the stimp mic audio disprocing Archer
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insane how there is only actually about 30k swans in the UK living in the wildseems like way morethey are like whites in zimbabwe. Only 30k but seems like way more
*sniggers*
Here we go, lads
>>152364814>mate.
its up>>152364820>>152364820>>152364820
>>152364788sad fact is all this is possibleone white lie at the right time can only be disproven by the accuser
>>152364823STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN
Chase that one you dumb fucking niggerYou worthless black skinned cunt
BOWL FASTER WHEN THERE'S NOTHING ON THE LINE CHAMPGOTTEMOTEM
Swans are dickheads
Just got a tsunami warning for Brisbane lads, Gabba is about to be underwater
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imagine being bullied so hard by the fat autistic guy
>>152364818his fastest ball isn't even as quick as an average brett lee over.
Cammon smuge bring it home mate
>we call our mates cunts and people we dont like champion xd so quirky
Yeah, england are pure shit
>23(9)kek
smath fired up
>>152364823There's black swans in Dawlish, a kiwi brought them from Australia
If you ever have to shake hands with a black be ready they try to crush your hand
jofra should've used the racism accusation there
you don't poke the autist
>archer doesn't shake weatherald's hand at the endkek salty bastard isn't he.
Ez gameEz life
AUSTRALIA HAVE RETAINED THE ASHES
Steve Smith absolutely hates BLACK CUNTSBased Smith-Lord1488
>get to 10 required to win>suddenly start chirping awaylmao @ smith
>>152364866my dad told me the same thing when i was a kid
>>152364866that's why you swing when they offer their hand. Been suspended for it, was worth it.
>someone let off fireworks when England were all out>someone let off fireworks when Australia wonlol
>23 (9)baz that
>>152364878>Initials are S.S.>Hates niggersI'm not a coincidence theorist
Deport these worthless pom mutts to India or somethingNot even human just fucking filthWasting our fucking time
weatherlad looks like he's half pajeet or something
nighty night
Joffra Archer is a lazy black cuntDon't know why England put him in the English (and Welsh) Cricket team
>>152364901chill out
>>152364866They don't.t. met a nice zimbabwean fella from uni
England is an absolute shithole overrun by Muslims, niggers, queers and -- most importantly -- shit cricket playerd
>playerdlmao what a tard bottling it at the last moment
>>152364951this is why they barely talk in here
>>152364906that's the classic abo/irish/indo/sino/anglo NT admixture
Don't care you're shit at cricket suck my dick you retarded cuntYou surrendered your team to a massive loser in McCullum so you get what you deserveYou dogYou worthless fucking muttFuck off
>don't care>writes a novel
English filth waste our time. How many tests is it now since they last won one here?We should play the next three tests against Australia A
What's the tally on wickets taken by Englishmen now? 4 or 5?
>playerd he'll never live this one down what a gaffe
>>152364992kek
is stokes finally turning against bazball? contrast this to his interview last match and it couldn't be more different
>>152365001ok gary
>and -- most importantly -- *fluffs his line*KEK
>spits on chin
>Same old Pommies>Always losingHaha nah you're alrightIt's okay to lose all the time and to be an embarrassment to yourself
channel 7 whipping out the graphic of how Jofra has bowled more balls to steve smith without ever getting him out than anybody else
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Where are all the UK flags? I would have thought they'd be watching as the timing for the day-night test is quite favourable for them
>police in the background going to charge the english team with impersonating professional cricket players
