Anime
the american fears the finn
>>152404266*throws triangle*
>>152404242>Listen, I love everything about the kid-what's his name uh...Sanguinius, absolute SAVAGE. What's that? Are we gonna do the rematch on Baal Secundus? We'll talk on Tuesday
anyone holding a triangle, not punching should be cut. that means moreno is cut
>>152404322sneed looking weathered
fairy didn't even rewatch the card for her recap and is shitting all over barboza god I love her so much
>SAAAAAAARMAN SAAAAARUKYAN not getting a title shot till 2027>POOMAR title shot delayed againPakistanis in shambles.
>>152404322i did root for yan but merab seems like a guy who is too nice for this sport, felt kinda bad for him after the loss t b h
Arman got him boiling
>>152404359Those look like patented Aspinall eggs
based fairy also wants buffer hung
sounds like our katja is going through a difficult breakup hope she's okay
>>152404407Looking good champ!
>SAAAR IM BURMESE NOT INDIAN THEY ARE DIFFERENT!
>>152404407Mike's jaw is agape with the knowledge he is being imparted. He's lucky Conor wasn't boxing during his era
>>152404407wow didnt know gooby and canelo were friendos
daner you bloody bitch i am coming for that belt!
>>152404407Mike's bussy is agape with the BWC he is being shown. He's lucky Conor wasn't gay during this era
>>152404444check em
if you're reading this katja come to finland and I'll fight your fairy iykwim
Burma doesn't even exist, does Joshua Yan even exist?
it's johsua you dumb chudcicle
Fuck You Khabib
>>152404582Hes the first indian champ
I told you, i'm fucking joshua van, man
any cyrillic heemsters able to fill a brazza in on why vk pavel is doing the zuck and getting involved in mma with kvassblob and pietu jani
>>152404645Burmese backshots? Respect
>>152404650who's the delectable piece of ass
>>152404667tucker carlos
opa vangnam style*korean dancing*
i could beat pantoja more convincingly that van did give me the fuckin belt
ok sveribro the boss is watching let's pick this up
>>152404650Who's the broad?
>>152404267Haha underrated
they should make taira fight horiguchi so he can bring more japanese viewers to the ufc
>OMG OMG DID SOMEONE SAY JAPAN, IT'S LIKE ANIME
>>152404794UFC Fight Night: Houston Japan vs Japan
Someone stop this man.
>>152404847"Someone Stop This Man" Josh Van
What's his name
Joshua "Man" Van
Levels.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo he is out
Ticktock shitr
Joshua “Kids In” Van
>Y-you know, fuck you sweden>You can kiss my ass>We can fucking do it right now if you want>I was about to jump on them, and (((you))) him right there>Luckily he had Spam-Captcha protecting him
if a man can Ko you he can rape youif all a man can do is win a decision over you? you are not rapeable
>>152405042I used that Jon Jones quote on a date. Lets just say, Rashad called me back
Joshua trans
>>152405077Joshua "The Trans Man" Van
Would you smash ladyboy van
Joshua Darkholme Van
Joshua "Scheduled Maintenance" Van
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
im back bitchesyou thought you could keep me down
every division changed champ this year
Van breaks arms and crashes websites with aura alone
>4chimps heemed againfor fucks sake it's gonna be permanent at some point.
Heem ?
>>152405175Bad year for piggies
>>152404359more of this
>>152404377>>152404391All his faggot boys have been gaped so impotently sneething about Arman and Umar is all he has left, sadly
what's next for Orolbai?
>>152404407>thith nibba theriouth?
>>152405267I don't know some other can who's way to old to keep fighting
>>152405267Sack Baghdad
>>152404359Ugly spic bitch and dogfaced white whore
Erin New Jersey Pussy Blanchfield
We are coming for our belt.
>>152405272
>>152405354Just another victim, Petr
>>152404359This is repulsive
>>152405323it doesn't get better than that.
Jeet Van
>>152405371Would unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SqKiSu69nwarkansanity episode 5 is out
Joshua san... I must kill you honorably
>>152405371Why are you dumping your wank bank?
what did joanna say to jamahal's gf?
>>152405383>>152405323Nah fuck that!
>>152405413Japs can’t fight
oohh my little baby boy!my joy!my toy!
Merab lost?
>>152405513no, it was a no contest due to petr cheating too much
>>152405513Merab made over 10 million dollars in 2025 so what did he lose at the end of the day/year?
>>152405508Meraped DickassviliDivorcia transpuria Sadly
>>152405527Thats not what wikiedia says>>152405530He lost belt
>>152405467Taira never got heemed unlike Van. Its the Yamato damashi
>>152405553japs are all 5'7 and can't fight
>>152405530The belt
Being completely serious Taira vs Van is as close to a true 50/50 fight as you can get. I'm worried that Van might just be physically out gunned in that fight
>>152405569Really? A russoid saying that?
>>152405590I'm talking about hand to hand combat, not warfare
>>152405553>Taira never got heemedput him da lou
>>152405611the lion gets flatlined by the spanish manlet
>>152405530petr yan jacuzzi
With the 12-6 elbow rule amend, is a Gary Goodridge style crucifix finish legal?
>>152405573Pick a side you coward
>>152405653yeah
they'll feel real stupid when someone lands a perfect 12-6 elbow and their opponent explodes like an ice block, it's too powerful!
Taira just revived hideki tojo
Gambrle
12 to 6 7
>>152405530Yan ran away from his jacuzzi but worry not he will drag him back there.
>Henry? >listen, you're gonna let this fuckin' kid bulldoze you. He's gonna beat you up, leave you bloody, he's even going to take you down and mock you and you ain't going to do a damn thing about it>And at the end of it all? You're going to thank me and Hunter for it you fuckin goof>that's the only way anyone's going to be able to celebrate your career. What the hell, we'll throw in shitty little video package we found in the archives somewhere too*click*
Taira vs van is not close. Mini Van just got slept bad by some unranked nigga
We are building a team
Imagine if Khabib wasn't retarded and let Umar use his teeps again, literally the best strike he has. Maybe he would be champion right now
>>152405762what a savvy and passionate business man, our Dana
People are going to be really surprised when Payton Talbott sleeps ancient Petr Yan with 10,000 years of wear and tear in like a years rime
...
Paramountbros
essentiually moe rab vs yan
Vanjeets
last saturday a lot of of celebrated and a lot of us faced the throes of regret
>>152405865Based. Paramount+ will get some great content
We all agree that Yan only lost the first Merab fight, making his record 24-1
>>152404391Why do so many mma fighters insist on being recorded while eating? It's repulsive
if only putin had a delicious prime to give him his second wind
>>152404407How much cocaine does one man really need?
God forbid a man enjoy a little treat
>>152405956
>>152404444I couldn't tell if he was just faking it. But after seeing the replay and hearing the thud he obviously wasn't.Crazy how he didn't go down from that.
>>152405979FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT! VLADIMIR PUTIN!
Now that Petr Yan is champion, are we russian-pilled now?
>>152406027the days of fyodor emiklio ARE BACK!
Just one more ufc event under espn. What are your thoughts?
>>152406101*spreads asshoel*
smooth heemperator
just one more UFC on Spike TV, u thoughts?
>>152406133Fuck you
Pissrab Kwablishivili and his friend Rapedjameine Bitchling
>>152406118I will be your weem
No good posts in this thread except mine
>>152406133Dam man jaggin my shit to girls gone wild ads and watching ufc on spike was the SHIT mxc the dudesons and Chris Leben hoyl fuck
>>152406094Da, Comrade!
>>152406186Post in legible English next time
>>152406208I understood him perfectly you bicth TEAM DAGGER TEAM DAGGER
>>152405419Got your muzzshit kippah fall off?
>>152406224Not everyone understands retard like you
Joanna
>>152405590Russia got revenge paid with interesthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Japanese_War
still have chills garry somehow tanked an earthquake and oneshotted baal with wood hammer
joshua freaking van
>>152406202How?
is payton talbott the greatest wrestler of all time?
for the paramount era they need to go back to naming numbered cards, maybe some fight nights too:>UFC 324: Blind Fighting The Retarded>UFC 325: You Didn't Ask For It, But Here>UFC Fight Night: H-Town Bangers>UFC 326: Angel Wings>UFC White House: Card of Justice Presented by Modelo
where is toby
>>152406402My uni gives me 1 year free gemini pro so ive been making myself laugh with it
I dont like the way you guys speak to me soemtimes
>>152406440>free AI subscriptionWhat kind of mickey mouse uni do you go to? All I got was a library pass
ufc white house: the rise of grant dawson
>>152406446I will heem the man or bong who disrespects jtb
>>152406462Its not the university specifically its just that gemini gives students 1year free if they can verify that you are at a university
keep an eye out for a kid named vallejos
>>152406469Love u man
>>152406404It's sad because Cejudo is like one of the only guys in MMA who can hit an inside trip like that's. It's basically his signature takedown
>>152406473Well I appreciate OCslop b
>>152406469
>>152406491he wouldve loved TUF :')
any news about Pantoja. is it over for his old bones or was it really just dislocated and spic doctors had ESL moment?
>>152404242>The results of this fight has been overturned and changed to NC (No Contest) after the testing from the TAC (Terra Athletic Commission) found PECE (Performance-Enhancing Chaos Energy) in Horus Lupercal bloodstream.
>>152404242[Sad news] Reddît hates Merab now
>>152406627his arm is broken and he also has to get surgery on his shoulder, shouldn't be back until 2027
pantojaprinces, it's over
>>152406656
Yan vs Omalley 2: If You Are What You Say You Are, a Superstar, Then Have No Fear the Crowd is Here and They Want a Show
keep an eye out for a kid named cejudo
Wings vs Boogie 2: Bloats On A Boat
Conor mcgregor is sober you dumb cunts
>>152404252Manga.
>>152406656UFC 427: No Hope vs No Love
>>152406876He's tweaking every time he's on camera
Merdab should be cut
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>152406957woah WOAH woah take that back
>>152406907he's high off of god
>>152406907Ibogaine afterglow
>>152407062Just like me :')
Pantoja needs to stalk the division until he returns, make them fear him while he is out of the cage.
>>152407137Maybe one of the most badass moments.....sver
Wonder what spammy has been up to, guy is hardly here lately. Must be busy with work, or a new girlfriend taking up all his time perhaps, hmm?
comfy af rn
Just remembered my nigga Ibo Aslan got knocked the fuck out.
>>152407215
>>152407213Same b. Raining hard outside, stoned as fuck drinking tea and enjoying Gran Turismo 7. Life is good.
>>152407215Ah yes how could we forget an Ibo vs Iwo matchup? Two absolutely real names coming together inside the UFC octagon.
>>152407230my feels exactly
>>152407237it ain't easy b
Ibo vs IwoTwo entirely real persons names that just so happened to be signed to the UFC in the same weightclass at the same ranking fighting each other in an otherwise forgettable matchup besides the fact their names are absolutely god damn ridiculous and absurd.
>>152407284"and thats how we got the IBO & IWO belts in the UFC."
1 month left until uni exams
Ibo Aslan might be washed now but my nigga Iwo is looking hot.
And how about that Tallbutt? You know Tallbutt, the gay one who posted a video of him blowing vape smoke into his butt or something. Wow, who could forget him.
>“Do not touch my girl or I’m gonna knock you the f— out,” Hill was heard saying to Jedrzejczyk.>“Yeah, you will?” Jedrzejczyk responded.
>Ibo and Iwo>Yan, Van and JanAll on the same card, these writers are getting fucking lazy
When is Sedriques Dumbass fighting again? You know Sedriques Dumbass, he is the black guy who's been arrested a dozen times who looks mentally deficient.
>>152407322what the helly
Donald Trump has claimed there is going to be 8-9 title fights for the White House card
>>152404391>Not next, not 'one more', Arman's gotta work his way back to the title. He knows...
Joshua Van vs Tatsuro Taira to headline UFC White House card
jj weighing perhaps 145 beating the piss out of 225 giamalawl would have been funny
>>152407406
>>152407382whoa he's so cool
Jarid Bash A RatBe a Mosquito Mike Thai Beck UruguayKennedy NiggachukwooTeresa Bleeder
>Arman is gonna have to prove himself on The Ultimate Fighter.
>Yo, Alex. It's Dana. Mind if I call you Alex? I need a favor from you. Yeah, it's one of those favors. Look, I'm going to be real, we need an american champion. Trump wants an American champion. And I need you to make that happen.>Look, look kid, don't take it the wrong way. I'm asking you for this because I know Van can't beat you. We just need a champ for the white house card. You can do it in any way you want ok? And hey, we'll give you a full week with Sanko if you do me this favor. Think about it.
>Are Man>Literally is a man
CHAMPIONPADDY "the baddy" PIMBLETT
paddy "pp" pimblett
>>152407511Paddy the Daddy, even
paddy the fat fucking retard!
>>152407549THIS!
Paddy has really improved in his striking so muchI mean look at him, it's like night and dayLet me tell you, the guy from that Jared Gordon fight is go-OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHJUSTIN GAETHJEJUST GAETHJE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE LANDED ANOTHER ONE AND AN UPPERCUT NOWOHHHHHHHHH OUT COLDANOTHER CLIP ON THE HIGHLIGHT REEL JUSTIN GAETHJE IS A CHAMPION AGAIN
>>152407549very disrespectful
Dana should apologize to Rogan, that faceoff was super necessary.
>>152407556after tomala's tantrums if this were to happen to paddy Britain will be finished for good
did you guys know Movsar fucks children? he's the Diddy of the 145lbs division
She was 17 and 9 months old you SICK FUCK
>>152407593I cannot even imagine a scenario where current Gaethje drops, hurts, or even lands more than 1 shot at a time on Paddy Pimblett.
>>152407600Honestly? Respect
>>152407621Yeah cause nobody has ever landed a shot on Paddy Pimplett
>>152407602chucks in shape, i could see him on the white house card prelims
>>152407622get out of my country
The impeccable striking defense of Patrick Pimplett
>>152407637Justin Gaethje literally never once landed even a single strike on Paddy Pimblett in his entire life.
>>152407655he aint never faced any1 like justyn tho, RIP peddy
Justine Gaethje
>>152407700
the slop is getting out of hand
What if Jared Gordon hadn't overdosed and passed out when he shot up a syringe full of black tar heroin directly into his bloodstream inside of the bathroom stalls at the gym before sparring with Paul Felder?Food for thought.
>>152407764This was when Gaethje was demanding a title fight or he retiresThey offered him an interim so he's fine with fighting Paddy now
"That's easy, Gay Cheese" - Justin Gaethje
justin specting
justin defensible
Intravenous heroin dulls the pain, shoot up bros!
justin travenous
>>152406654Nobody ever liked Merab I’m afraid Much like Pigru they got high off BDS fumes when he beat Umar. Fakest fan base of all time, almost makes you feel sorry for Poorab
>>152407849ball knowledge
Its so fucking easy to quit drugs, all you have to do is stop doing drugs and it's really that simple.
justin time
I'm gonna punish the snake and turn him into a lizard
My drug? A glass of sprite and a science magazine. Yeah.
>b-but I'm addictedOkay so stop doing drugs and you'll stop being addicted to them.
justin aspinallquit
>>152407880Stimulants are easy as fuck, basically nothing happens. Alcohol can kill you from quitting cold turkey which is why it’s lowkey the worst drug
>>152407800I know that it's just that simulation part is an interesting introspection coming from him
>>152407920pretty high key too buddeh
>>152407880Ya dead mommy forgot to buy the toilet paper!
>>152407600Movdaddy derangement
>>152407911Finland I always respect you for your ways, popping popcorn on the stovetop rather than the microwave and reading physical literature in 2025 is such post nu-wave type of move. But it works for you.
>>152407963that is a literal somali
>>152407977That's Sneed b.
>>152407920Couldn't agree more, that's the reason alcohol is legal and normalized on mass media. They want you to be fat, stupid, drunk, unhealthy, poor, getting drunk and spending your last dollar on a McDonald's cheeseburger and dying before you can collect social security.
>>152407985oh shit you're right somehow couldn't tell the difference
who tf is sneed
>>152408018some somali
post the real version while you are at it
>>152408018
>>152408038so the other Finn is not actually Finnish
>>152408043erin is not an attractive man
We only post the real versions here
>>152408059There's no proof of this.
>>152408059the joke was that I mistook sneed and the finn b please don't make me explain it as far as I know the only confirmed somali here is from canada then spammy sometimes LARPs as one
>>152408079Two raped faggots
I wish I was stoned but the cali import is too strong! It heems me every time!
>>152408046bruh>>152408079is that Erin Blanchfield on the right
>>152408090Stop oinking for sexy Somalidaddy’s! Ya momma’s maggot minge is more overworked than Merabussy and primed for a prolapse!
>>152408099Its supposed to be fight fairy but the ai keeps making her fat
>>152408046How's that Pantoja-Moreno parlay doing buddy
>>152408090ohhh my apologies
>>152408095you need to dedicate a day to building tolerance
Hey heem, what do these scorecards right here say? Take a good look at those scores.
>>152408139Nigga I'm employed! Sitting on a mountain of bud that turns me into busted merab after two tokes
They say they never sweat but somehow they're always wetYou can cut them they've got gasoline for blood
>>152408154I can't read
>>152408154They say I don't give a fuck nogga
>>152408162sounds like a (You) problem
>>152408094Is this finally it? Is putting your name as "My Monitor is on" finally an defence for "montior on" assaults? Yan vs Merab 2 esque....hoenstly
>>152408154I had it 48-47 MerabOutside the last round it was a really close fight between Merab and Yan. The idea that Yan was beating Merab gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Merab 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.
Well what-do-ya-know, looks like these 3 scorecards read 49-46, or 48-47 by decision victory for Petr Yan. Is that what you're seeing as well?
Dana's daughter has to be 21 by now
>>152408154Who was in the right? On round 2.
you just know dana has made her a freudian mess
>>152408205I don't know I fell asleep before the main card even started.
test
We laid the blueprint. We will be taking Shitr’s back for a 23 minutes of control time decision.
>>152408196I thought the judges might try to rob Petr based on control time, but for once they all seemed to understand that damage is more important.
>wechicken korma and biryani rice cheers
I'm gonna say it the white house card is such a dumb idea and concept can't believe Dana got Trump to demolish the Whitehouse to make some tacky venue
>>152408220Patty the Pansy
merab landed moremerab shot moremerab won
it was 5-0 going into the fifth >captcha: YAAP
Put him bo nigger
>>152408255Is there a version with sound?
>>152408291idk why some boards don't allow audio it's really stupid, man
>>152408334Talmbout Joshua Tran
Hold me nowI'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinkingMaybe six feet ain't so far down
merb just yolo'd the fightyan and team meticulously plotted out every possible scenario and response from the data previously downloaded.theres levels in this game and you are on the ground floor
Belel should be cut
merab only lost because he was too active, same for de ridder the threematch? you know whats gonna happen
Joshua Fin
FACT: Vandaddy retired Pootoja.
bobby green still riding off that "loss" to fizeev
FACT: Petr Yan owes his win to brazzas
>>152408487ok but can we actually see the tree mane
>>152408487Asian as shit
>>152408435We know
>>152408495competence isn't what porky is known for it's more a volume spammer
>>152408495Can you read russian
>>152408530davai davai
>>152408284Props for saying Bo Nigger
Only one guy can beat Joshua van
has anynone ever investigated why jizzy's dog actually died..
A heckin early stoppage vs the corspe of Pooreno!?! Someone get ting ting xer HRT
It was an early stoppage because Joe Rogan told me so
>>152407961pedophile solidarity
Moreno was 2 seconds away from somehow escaping back mount and heel hooking Taira you casual
Van san... its my job to catch your people. You will have to fight me to free them.
>>152408668We don’t sign our posts here
>>152408682and any day now, you'll grow a big fat pussy to go with your wig and clown makeup!
Middle finger to all Schaub Haters.
>>152408710The funko pops will always be there for you Brandon
>Saves the UFC
moreno had a triangle and dindu shit. put him at atomweight in invicta
What are her credentials?
>>152408590Dana should keep mokaev out so he doesnt ruin flyw
>>152408750Ugly tranny
>>152408750Sucked off 20 guys from a Makhachkala gym and 10 guys from Siberia
Broke my NNN December spillover to erin blanchfield
>>152408775On
>>152408750i actually look like this
>>152408750Someone get this piggy xer niqab!
i picked merab by decisioni picked van by tko in round 2i picked moreno by decisioni picked talbott by decisioni picked blachowicz by decision2/4 aint bad
Funny how there aren't any gay fighters in the goat conversation
>>152408817GSP.
I boy Yan and I always make women cum. Coincdense? Methinks not.
Spiking rogan's black rifle coffee with estradiol
>>152408817Anderson Silva had homosexual encounters
shrinking dana with a shrink ray and putting him in a jar on my shelf
Soccer kicking Hasbullas soft head until it resembles an watermelon post Ghallager show
bisping & hasbulla travel show. book it paramount >da lil fucker keeps hittin me'h
>>152408860Increase the size of Grasso to skyscraper scale or shrink me so she's a skyscraper to me
>>152406002Merab has an iron will and hands of silk.
>>152408944wow Jai Herberts a cuck?
>>152408944God bless that short, fat white woman for washing out those brown jeans.
We're building something to surpass Kayla Harrison
6 weeks guys cmon were dead already
which is bigger fluke? Silva Vs Weidman (both) or Pantoja Vs Van
>>152408978Doctor turn off my pain inhibitors
>>152408978look girls you too can go from a 6 to a 4 with some test injections
Chaining Hasbulla to the underside of the JRE studio table whilst Dana plays blackjack with the Nelk Boys on said table
>>152408018>>152408046>>152408018An unknower of the sport of mma.
Eating sushi off of Hasbulla's naked body.
We need an AI fighter in the UFC YESTERDAYWe are missing out on the future
Does Hasbulla wank or is it haram to wank? Islam's definitely had a wank
>>152408984nah we got parker porter and martin buday both headlining two different cards
>>152408987the weidman fights werent flukes. >first fightanderson didnt have to treat him like maia/belfort/bonnar/okami/leites lol>second fightweidman trained his check for the fight. increased the odds of it happening
>>152409038Khadyrov pays Hasbullah to facefuck hookers and shit. Their parties are insane
>>152409051>weidman trained his check for the fightyeah just like Van calculated the exact force he needed to push with so Pantoja would land on that angle.
How hyped/engorged are you on a scale of 1 to Bo!
Natalia Silva
>>152408966That Hugo Topiglet. Girogina has been receiving double dip dickdowns from her Jaidaddy
Chris Barnett ranked fighters he'd want dating his daughter>*hits pipe*
>>152408987Weidman was winning both rounds prior to the finish tbf Van only landed one strike before winning vía banana peel
>>152408994I don't play Minecraft lets do a socom 2 ps2 night
>>152409157Who let unc out of the care home?
>>152409051Silv' was never that good. Weidman was never that good. They were flukes, sadly. All 3 things can be true. Injuries simply dont count as real wins for Real Ones. And I'm sure Weidman's a Real One who doesn't count it as well and that's why he wanted to settle the score in old man pillow tap. Thoughever to balance it out, if the winner via fluke injury wins the next rematch, he then gets credit for winning twice and the fluke win becomes a real win. If Van beats Pantoja for real next time, he can say he beat the GOAT twice. If Porier would have rematched Conor again and won, he could say he beat him 3 to 1 (but they're tied now)
>>152408966fraid' so
>>152409077weidman making it a point to implement the check into his camp, to have ready for the second fight, directly had an impact on anderson's leg breaking lol.
Vettori just needs an easy fight to get his momentum back, he could make another run for the belt
>>152409168socom was peak ps2 online gameplay and it came with a free headset that shit was bumpin
Nah fuck that!
Vettori rated Rigatoni as his favourite pasta. The man has taste, whatever you think of him you cannot take that away from him
Im filling up my unc TAPOUT diaper right now
>>152409193Rigatoni sounds like one of their made-up tko group holdings fighter names
It's still so fucking funny that the first UFC champion born after 2000 was coronated by a fucking fluke injury lmao
>>152409175Dusdaddy retired canor and made him spend 5 years dulling pain with dwinky dwinkies They’re basically 10-1
Gen Z beast retired that unc bigly, see ya later pantoja!
>>152409179Likely cut since he was never even an interim champ. But he could get his momentum back in the PFL with a few good tournament wins. He might even be a pretty entertaining fighter compared to their roster. Perhaps a fight with Bryan Battle for the title next year.
What if I told you this man was named Azamat Murzakanov, and he was a top 10 ranked UFC fighter.
>>152409243Who's the skirt?
I'm not upset I'm disappointed.
>>152409250That's Azamat Murzakonov, he is #7 ranked in the UFC currently
>>152409243I was already big on this doo when he did that flying knee, fucking professional is the perfect nickname for him.
>>152409264Actually that's an AI generated UFC fighter image and I made up his name on the spot.
>>152409283Don you like have a job man
>>152409024you could argue olives heemed himself
>>152409243uhhhh zatdaddy xisters... maybe we rethink this? azzdaddy's not playing games i fear..
>Don you like have a job man
>>152409292>I will heem him so bad he heems himself -Ilia TopuriaChillsLevelsVisionTopuria
>>152409191You literally have sex with milfs assigned female at birth.
Little ding-dong of a thing yea shiiite
>>152409283you sonuvabitch
>big fights on the way>more news coming soon
>>152409314deep..
>>152409293Daddykanov and Zatdaddy will give JiRoevWade a double dip daddy dick spitroast I fear
>>152409352chxlls
>>152409357armung is that small?
>>152409361This is how Kash Patel watches UFC
>>152409339I would run up and blast both of these faggots with a crippling double-oblique kick inverting both their kneecaps and sending them hurdling sideways face first into the stone floor if I ever saw them doing this bullshit
>>152409290Kek
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765235315480629.webm
Sneed what countries have you been to for vacation?
>>152409396why isn't Luke doing MMA then? he seems mentally challenged and obviously has some skeletons in his closet with the child murder and all.
ai wont let me do dana white deep fake pornography
>>152409396what a soft pussy
>>152409396lmao >he's right
>>152409396luke thomas is a faggot. known for 15+ years
>>152409421post vagina
>post vagina
>>152409409Crazy you should ask, because that's none of your fucking business
wonk leg
>>152409410Murder????
>>152409396Past experiences training mma?
>>152409361 >not CP for prates as his name>finish him sequence>before the health bar was all the way down >car finisher out of all things?>no close up shot of peon 'heemlarious' edwards out cold>no flawless victory 4/10
Puke Thomas never saw anything resembling real combat, he went to officer school and stayed stateside his entire career.
>>152409503Tough talk from a Publix cashier
>>152409518HEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Why isn't the thread full of paki homosexual spam?
>>152409396isnt this the guy that bitched about politics on mighty's podcast
>>152409461Broke bitch
>>152409518Dirty diaper Tyla was fired from xer job for sucking off an old Puerto Rican man.
Yeah
>>152409503>he went to officer school and stayed stateside his entire career.us combat vets like myself know him as our betters im afraid
Spoke too soon
Here is a riddle for you, /heem/: What do Anthony Johnson, Terrence McKinney and Corey Anderson have in common?
>>152409537dana sourced it all out
>As always, everything on the menu here at Tito's Cantina is free! We are having a raffle 50$ off, coupons and drinks on the house!
>>152409579
We have to kill GSP there's no way around it.
Gillian robertson fightweek
most people who do mma still have to have a normal job and they get the same brain damage that niggas like overeem and gaethje have
>>152409558Sup spammy
>nuh uh he went to officer school and was stateside!spoken like a POG
>>152409461Fish me a fish you fucking bitch
>>152409614Sex with Gillian Robertson
>Paramount Plus Presents: The Ultimate Ring-Girl >30 girls>1 ring>1 house
I CANT SEE
LOOK!
I CENT FOOKIN SEE
>Sometimes you gotta lettem knowChills...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vUA4W73Is
>>152409795Tom was only eating 3000 calories back then
Joanna's statement on Jamahal Hill threatening her
>>152409795see, thats why its gay to throw leg kicksthai kwon doh has the right idea
I'm a sensitive young lad
>>152409795>CENTSAAAAAAAAAAAAR
https://x.com/MMAFighting/status/1998173243992129612?s=20Merab’s coach is already claiming he is riddled with injuries Then why the fuck did you let him book another fight in 2025? Getting so bored of this cope
>>152409857Yea its like no shit dude youre overfighting. Kevin Holland did this exact thing earlier this year
>>152409818>Joanna's statement on Jamahal Hill threatening herBut she doesn't address it at all
Yan defending those takedowns by elbowing the forearm was a kino strat
>>152409857Maybe he thought Merab's code was going to be cracked soon and wanted to make hay while the sunshine
>>152409865I do believe him, even just 4 weight cuts in a year is a lot. They clearly overlooked Yan and assumed it was an easy matchup because of the first fight.
>>152409899>>152409899
merab needs to chase the 35-45-55 belts. he has the gas tank
