obese chiefs fan edition
Where is your team?
When do they start McKee?
WE'S KANGZ
I didn't catch the game last now how did OUR GUY Jalen Hurts do?
>>152421459Rape Joe Whitt
Will Jalen be the starting QB for the Eagles in 2026?
who is the best QB in this picture?
>>152421468MAHOMESIAN
they downvoted him because he spoke the truth
Would you makeout with Sydney Sweeney's asshole? caress it, kiss it, tell her how pretty it is and all that.
>>152421517Gross.
>>152421517no but id do that with Sabrina Carpenter
>>152421497he's not wrong, the AFC West is a joke
>>152421527>the AFC is a jokeFTFY
>>152421525gross. sabrina looks like a 14 year old
>>152421515Pats fans know ballWhat a call holy shit id be posting this everywhere if it were me, but id do an sp version where it says >black qbs at the top
>>152421515I was looking for this pasta the other day
I really need to stop commenting on YouTube videos. (You)'s are much better than the retarded replies I get
>>152421538worse, she sounds like her Aunt, that is to say, Bart Simpson
>leaving the team owner hangingwhy did he do it?
>>152421517No that is weird and gross
Freedomball
>>152421525based midget fetishist
>>152421534>AI generating a version of this meme with a piss colored filterpathetic
>>152421506McCorkle Jones
reminder: mina has a far more attractive cousin you sound be cranking it to
>>152421572kek
>>152421587How is she white then?
Rams play the Lions on Sunday then have a short week trip to Seattle. Just a brutal set of games.
>>152421497Absolutely based take.
>>152421572he was totally calling him the n-word in his head
>>152421595>white
>>152421595because her dad is white and dominated her mom's asiatic genes
>>152421602>in his headI'm sure he said it in the locker room and in the car too
>>152421602>I'm not going to say it. I just want you to know I'm thinking it.
>>152421615good for him
>>152421572Nobody owns him, anon. Be better
>>152421572>ownerHannah McNair handles the day to dayonly the Jags are owned/operated by a male
>>152421572200 years ago tye owner would leave him hanging. Look how far we've come.
>>152421587she looks like that girl from bones
>>152421572now show the video of him hugging in the tunnel 3 minutes later
>>152421497Hate this rat faced kike so much it's unreal
Cheevs fans are still whining about this hit on Xwitter 2 days later
>>152421634>look her upCUTE
>>152421643Not posting your jerk off material weirdo.
>>152421648even the chief dicksucker collinsworth said it was a clean hit
>>152421648made him do ragdoll physics, texans d are a menace
>>152421648Texans play such physical defense. Why is everyone else such a pussy?
This packers game decides if my bronkies are for reals or big gay frauds. Is bix nood talented? Is the playbook being held back on purpose? Is Sean Payton as hung as they say? It is a mystery
>>152421675Broncos should win if they can get pressure on Love
>>152421648that's fine, because this was called illegal formation on the offense
>>152421634>tony kwab>male
>>152421675Broncies will pick off Love two times but the game will be close until Nix unlocks in the 4th
>>152421650She’s very Houston and fucking hates the Titans. An ideal owner/owner’s wife for us.
sex with mina kimes to celebrate the win
>>152421651no, that was 2 seconds later when he hugged >>152421650 for about 30 seconds
>>152421680Personally I don't think loves game works against the broncos. Back foot gravity balls don't work when youre being barreled down on by the dline and surtains giant ass is gluing on Watson. Seriously surtain is huge hes like the corner davante Adams
>>152421648Deserves worse for what he did
>>152421688>>152421690I bet they fuck the players
>>152421650>>152421688wtf she sexy
>>152421688>she will never milk me like an angry racehorse after i play good that dayWhy live?
>>152421698
>>152421680broncos are way stronger at LB/DB than the front line, they could just force Love to throw if they stop the run
>>152421700what would make you think that?
Bros why can't I be a billionaire who can hand pick a wife that's way more attractive than me and who's into my hobbies like being functionally racist and running my sports team?
Maybe that hit will help his brain realize he's into black girls and Taylor Swift is fucking cancer
>>152421710KEK
>>152421680I'm thinking it's battle of the olinesWhichever team gives their guy the most consistent pocket to work with will slowly pick the other apart It's gonna be good
>>152421710His 2nd high-speed collision in Texas.
>>152421710Rashee Rice, you got JACKED UP
>>152421648Nigga got sent to the shadow realm by a dude wearing a guardian cap playing Big Head mode in madden. How do you come back from that?
>>152421675Bix Nood can throw and he can also run. Also the Broncos secondary will shut down Jordan Love.
>>152421741This. Jordan Love is fundamentally unsound and covers it up with great physical talent. It can last for a while but against a defense that mixes tight penalty free man coverage with a dline leading the nfl in sacks its not enough.
>>152421741KEK no, blo dix sucks
>>152421710fear the man that wear the guardian cap
>>152421702>>152421709>>152421650She also has a twin sister
Bros how do I get an nfl team owner gf?
Leave Gaylen Squirts to me.
This Dolphins game is critical for my Steelers this week. They just need two more games to hit their target of 9-8 for the season. Browns feels like a trap game, I don't think they will beat the Ravens again. The Lions is a loss unless they lose to the Dolphins first. Tomlin running this down to the wire. 9-8 is my expectation for a good season.
>>152421741>Also the Broncos secondary will shut down Jordan Love.They have to stop the run first. If that happens it's a long day for GB because then it's just Love one hopping sketch balls and trying to force it in seams
>>152421740>shadow realmthe what now?
>>152421764You don't get to 11-2 by sucking, anon. Unless you're a gay prostitute or something
>>152421787I'm laffing so hard at you
>>152421770Tell her you’re a team owner but tell her you own the panthers or cardinals or some shit so she doesn’t get her hopes up or standards too high.
>>152421775>didn't even post the webm of sully sacking hurtz
>>152421787zoomers OUT
>>152421783They'll put Hufanga on kill the run duty. He can play safety, pass rush and run block with him
>>152421802it's their first season
>>152421785Yugioh’s substitute term for death
>>152421803This is where Chicago fucked up, they had it in the bag and then Jacobs would gash them to revive the drive in CMC fashion
My team has been shit for like 2/3rds of my life, let us have this
>>152421820did you just admit to being under 18?
Chief-bros we're back
>>152421822>broncucks>pasts>toxins>super bowloh no no no
>>152421768is she easily the most attractive owners wife in the league?
>>152421775Dex Vs. Str last night. Str won bigly.
>>15242178711-2 by itself is impressive11-2 in 2025 Broncos terms is a miracle of God himself. You’re using like 15 years of good karma to get here to the point where a player may fucking die on the field next season for the Broncos.
>>152421497>"the path to the Super Bowl STILL runs through Kansas City."
do the toxins win the superb with dangeruss?
>>152421824Buncos won an Owl when I was like 4 and then won an Owl when I was like 22 in 2015
>>152421806no, it's not, zoom zzom
>>152421851both toxins and broncucks have won too many games by 1 score
>>152421826and that's a good thing
>>152421822based barstool tier graphic poster
>>152421861YOUR first season :^)
>will most likely win two more games because we're less shit than the Cumhandlers and Raiders>each win will be used as an excuse to keep our horrible GM in the name of "stability"
>>152421862people said that about the chiefs many times
>>152421824why? does that turn you on, unc?
>>152421851And how mad will you be if the Broncos squeak out an Owl win like they did in SB50? A win's a win
>>152421837for me it is Tina Lai Lurie
>>152421870No, Schoen is done. He will be fired on black Monday.
>>152421768Me so horny!
>>152421871and look where they are now
>>152421876Yes she makes me hard
Squeak out on this bussy
>>152421876based yellow fever
>>152421862Texans are 7-5 in one score games. A lot of their losses were last second heart breakers and a lot of their wins were just the defense holding off the opponents offense up a single score for 2 quarters by themselves. They’ve at least built up the positive goodwill to win the other ones. The Broncos are the ones doing the heart breaking bullshit wins.
>>152421902they won two owls like that
>>152421908my broncos dominated that shit defense
Ugly wins are still wins
I hate football is Rivers really coming back? I wanna see that country boy sling the ball around and get jaw with the refs for old time's sake
>>152421875I have no ill will towards the Broncos. They are kinda reddit but better than a lot of other teams. I’m just pointing out how karmically fucked they are.
>>152421826After last night they’re dead in the water. I do think the Chiefs will beat the Chargers this weekend, so we’ll have to live with another week of “we’re so back” posting, but it’s over.
>>152421946Rivers is literally right now throwing footballs and building his testosterone to build up his semen count to make another baby in Indianapolis
>>152421950I wouldn't mind it. It will only prolong the chiefs suffering
>>152421928>down 25-8 midway through the fourth quarter>have to rely on one of the single biggest meltdowns in regular season history to win the gameVery fitting this game happened on Demaryius Thomas Day because the 2015 Broncos were frauds too. Panthers were the best team in the league that year and everyone knows it. Jerricho Cotchery caught it. Period. Fuck you.
>>152421949If you want to bring shit like Karma into it, they've done literally nothing wrong. They just play Football and win. The only mean thing they did was kill Stroud for a few games
>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>>152421923>broncos had to injure ceejay and have bo nix barely scramble to field goal range to narrowly escape with a win on a last second FGCalling a defensive battle 3pt win “domination” is disingenuous at best
>>152421974DT will haunt your deams tonight for that post
>>152421977I don't think you know what karma is
bo induced melty
>>152421908If the Broncos win this weekend I will believe they can make a run. The Broncos and Packers have similar strengths. If we’re calling the defenses a near wash, with a slight edge going to Denver, but the Packers offense on the flip side getting the slight nod, if they can find a way to beat a team like that they should be considered legitimate.
>>152421982most points scored against that defense all yearcope
>>152421961Hot damn, I can dust off my oldcum Rivers folder one last time. This yokel still gonna be knocking his wife up in his 60s, god bless his dumbass
>>152421989you're seeing things that don't exist againpeople mention you pissing your paints because of the smell, not because they're jealous
>>152421988Shut the fuck up, JJ
>>152421710Lol
>>152422002if pissing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis
>>152421977Karma isn’t the right word technically, it’s just a handy way of saying “they are winning with a looot of good fortune going their way and eventually that will return to the mean”. They aren’t quite as good as their record says although not as much as the sub 40% strength of schedule patriots
>>152421988Karma is a rock collection in a tube signifying every week I have left to live
>>152422020wtf, how does he play QB like this?
>>152422020>Defenses can’t spot my reads if they can’t see my eyes.
>>152422000Colts legend Phillip Rivers back with meme power
>sirianni hasnt be fired yetGrim
*causes trannies, jews, faggots, nonwhites, jannies and redditors to SEETHE uncontrollably*how does he do it?!?!
>it's a JJ starts karma posting on /nfl/ episode
>>152422020A genius new method to circumvent helmet visor rules
>>152422050>>152422002
>>152421995Teams that have scored more points on the Texans than the Broncos (18pts):>Buccs (20pts)>Seahawks (27pts)>Jags (29pts)>Bills (19pts)
>>152422069i've been banned multiple times by the jannies recently, obviously Bo is striking their nerves, lol.
>>152422070everyone one of them required a special teams touchdown
>Jalen Hurts would've had a better passer rating spiking the ball on every play
>>152422092And somehow they had a lead going into the Chargers final drive. Sirianni also somehow mismanaged BOTH sides of the two minute warning.
>>152421861>you now know that Josh Allen and the Bills have as many Superbowls as Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos even though Josh Allen had a 5 year headstarti'm thinking based....
>>152422092Passer rating is a nonsense stat
>bought a Broncos hat before the season>they win whenever I wear it Dammit I'm turning into a schizo boomer
>>152422105David Carr and the Giants have more super bowls than Dan Marino and the Dolphins
Penis length is a nonsense stat. You can measure from multiple areas. It’s entirely subjective.
Patriots fans!!! You're pissing me off, say SOMETHING
>>152422117based retro logo enjoyer
>>152421876Not even the most attractive asian wife owners
>>152422125I'm only 6.5 inches bone pressed. NGMI
>>152422122this almost quints are true
>>152422135Kim Pegula? Yea she's cute but a bit older than Tina
>>152422144wait, is there a Lynn Redden group on facebook?
>>152422150all of facebook is lynn redden racist boomers, anon
Which AFCCG/NFCCG would be the most interesting to see? I think for me, it's Broncos - Patriots and Rams - Niners.
>>152422176Dumb Swede.
why are the eagles different?
>>152422176that's a vomit inducing nfccg
>>152422182how is the Brown's helmet not facing right?
>>152422182It makes an E
>>152422176lol none of those teams are going to the cg except the ramsNFC - Rams-EaglesAFC - Chorgers-Toxins
>>152422193Also why is the Chargers logo considered to be to the right? It looks symmetrical.
>>152422193Charts are fact
>>152422202>EaglesAnon...
>>152422182NY, G, B, SF, Steelers, and Browns all "face right"
>>152422214the 2 viable super bowl matchups have already been played this seasonWeek 1 and Week 14
>>152422084>Seahawks (1 passing TD, 2 rushing TDs, 2 FGs)>Buccs (2 passing TDs, 1 rushing TD)>Jags minus special teams 22pts still more than the Broncos (1 passing TD, 1 rushing TD, 3 FGs)
>>152421787The Stoolers made it to 11-0 a few years ago
>>152422176It's going to be Broncos/Pats and and Bears/Rasm and you'll like it
>>152422200>It makes an Eholy fug
time to cut mahomes. and fire andy reid. that experiment has failed
>>152422182having a brain spasm trying to imagine if I've seen logos mirrored on a broadcast when on the right side like depicting H2H matchups for teams like KC, Baltimore cause I swear they mirror them all the time for the no text ones
>>152422222digits of truth, so what was the matchup, /sp/?
>>152422261or just the helmets, and yes they do have an alt design
>>152422202>Eagles
Which team is cooking the most?
>>152422182ravens logo faces head on and it's cursedtoxins logo is clearly facing fowardjets and titans is no different than all the other text ones
>>152421497Mahomo is washed at 30, sad
>>152422278>1 of 20 bo nix turnovers.mp4
>>152422294Lameme didn't even make it that far
>>152422278Why would Patullo do this?
>>152422262
>>152422294>>152422306when do joshy's wheels fall off?
>>152422275choices are pretty limitedPanthers-JagsToxins-RasmPhilly-Chorgers
>>152422313need the video from last night when he told the reporter to fuck off
>>152422328I'd like a gif of the golf clap
>>152422200woa
>>152422311>this is why Patullo only runs WR screensEagles fans need to apologize to him right fucking now
The Colts have signed Philip Rivers
>>15242232030
they actually did it, the absolute madmen
>>152422346He will get a RingGod wills it
>>152422320when Steinfeld is done extracting all his power for her own use
>>152422346Dov or it didn't happen
>>152422346>>152422352
Patty Cuckitini
>>152422346should've been the texans
>>152422356mcafee confirmed it
hailee steinfelds hottest movie was true grit
>>152422364dont care, i only listen to my nigga Dov
>Le run when first read isn't there man
>>152422346>>152422352Best NFL season of all time
Hurtz aint look he not a bad QB, yall joice jels of he good. A guy btw, done no if that nmattetz.
>>152422366based
>>152422352Needs to feed his ever growing family
Roversbros, we are so back
>>152422176Bills vs JagsLions vs Eagles
>>152422352Kino
Prime time games are ass this week. It's Falcons@Bucs, Vikings@Cowboys and Dolphins@Steelers. The best of the 3 is Vikings-Cowboys but I don't want to watch the fucking Cowboys again.
>>152422394Heckin! XDDDDDDDDD
>>152422398Nine vs. Dak will be a great meme war
>>152422410Kino response
>>152422311>>152422345Why would Patullo not run the ball? Because Sirianni has an obsession with spamming passes. You clearly didnt eqtch the 2021 eagles before Sirianni gave up playcalling.
>>152422377Based stroke poster.
>>152422346>>152422352ONE LAST RUN
>>152422417And sovlful. I spelled it with a v like a real channer
wait, there's a real possibility the Bears could miss the playoffs?Shadeur has an opportunity to do the funniest thing
>>152422434Bears already did the funniest thing. How do you go from the 1 seed to out of the playoffs in a single game?
>>152422425>strokeAnd there it is
>>15242234644 years young.
>>152422434Browns are losing out and getting the #1 pick.
>Colts chorging>sign riversSomeone dig up Nate Kaeding
Coltsbros we are so fucking back
Giants sign Eli Manning to the practice squad
Pedo alert
>>152422434They still have to play the Packers, Niners, and Lions which they are fighting a play-off spot for
>>152422460I thought he went by Chad now?
>>152422460Did you know he beat the Patriots twice in a Super Bowl?
dont touch me there this is my no no square
>>152422430kekaroo!
If Philip Rivers is really signed that's like a guaranteed 2 more babies. That poor woman.
The mere mention of Eli breaks patsfags kek
>it's a Phillip Rivers Disney movie where he creampies his wife episode
Its really crazy Rivers is doing this
I love naked black men
was Riley Leonard that bad? I wonder if they'll rotate him out with Rivers depending on the play
>>152421876>simping over thisgross
>>152422530im in mensa and i dont understand this chart
>>152422535based and same, go pack go!
>>152422530The eagles defense is actually elite, they're on the field so much they give up yards more than they would if the offense wasnt run by retards
>>152422536Leonard is hurt, that's why they're doing it.
why are are bronco fans seething about Rivers?
>>152422545
>>152422479big if true.legendary even
>>152422536He is hurt and Richardson broke his face
>>152422575He is just like me
>>152422176Bills - Chiefs, Rams-Packers
>>152422580J Love MVP
>>152422575based
Pats have 3 games under .500 and the Bills. I dont see how denver gets the 1 seed
>>152422575been doing that on my forklift for years
Cannot stop drinking bros.
>>152422580I'm seeing double, 4 joe flaccos
grandpa QB kino incoming
>>152422565i beat minesweeper on expert and i dont understand this chart
>>152422610does it matter, both teams are 1 and done
>>152422182Eagles logo faces backwards because it's attacking it's owner, just like Philly fans
>>152422626
wait, does this automatically kick the can 5 years on rivers entering the HOF or is it only when he takes a snap?
>>152422621Heckin! XDDDDDDDDD
seattle and houston licking their chops to get at unc, what a league
The AFC is the big gay
>>152422649If he gets added to the active roster is resets his 5 years eligibility regardless of whether he actually plays. He's still only on practice squad for now.
>>152422649When he signs to the active roster. If he stays on the practice squad it doesn't reset
>>152422384In all seriousness, 10 kids plus a few grand kids must make Christmas expensive as all fuck
>riversand now I want the dolts to be a first round exit, fuck rivers
>>152422669That and the traiffs
Phil Rivers doesn't strike me as the sort of guy who gives a single shit about the Hall of Fame.
>>152422658lmao cowboys
>>152422676By dolts to you mean bolts or colts? cause he played for both previously
>>152422684I feel like he's self aware enough to know he's not getting in
>>152422580Stafford, the reigning master gunslingerLove, the ascendant student of reckless ball
>>152421700They fuck network execs for jobs and then producers for airtime
>>152422684*gives a single doggone gingersnap
>a starting QB in an incredibly important game might literally be Old Man RiversWe live in incredible times
>>152422684Can't put babies in the hall of fame's bely
>>152422684Zero chance he gets in as of now, if he wins a superbowl though then maybe in 30 years.
>>152422253How old is this pic? 2007?
>>152422706It's heckin kino! XDDDDDDDDD
>>152422646i can add up all the change in my pocket really fast but i dont understand this chart
>>152422721it's AI, retard-bro
>>152421497>through Kansas City Does he know they can only get in as a wildcard
What's his endgame?
>>152422580Winston owns all the other shitters on that chart
>>152422658oh look at those paper tigers KEK
Is it possible for my Nine to play the Commanders every week hehe
>>152422729
>>152421634>>152421650She's so hot wtf Carliebros...
>>152422738I'm gonna miss that fucker when he retires
>>152421459>top right jags:D
>>152422294That's why the Stat Mutt kept spamming 'best by age 30' stats. He knew deep know Mahomes was washed. Now he's slowly realizing that Mahomes was only successful because of all the help from the refs
>>152422755i can tell all the asians apart but i dont understand this chart
>>152422658strength of schedule is a useless metric
>PFF
>>152422744Only if you agree to take Mariota for a first and some seconds
My team sacrificed a W last week so we can all be on the Rivers timeline againPHILLIP BLESS
>>152422778says the paper tiger
>>152422777
>>152422755that's pretty cool
Can the Dolphins make the playoffs?
>Philly Inquirer headlineit's over
>>152422797Please be patient. I have autism
>>152422782THEE MAORIota who was the first rookie in over 50 years to throw for 4 TDS and 300+ in his first NFL start??? HOLY BASED!
>>152422797>5 of the bottom 7 teams have something in commonI'll leave that up to /sp/ to decipher
>>152422810what if Jalen Hurts was a rack of ribs?
“Sir, another 40+ year old QB has hit the league.”
>>152422812
>>1524227558 chan is underrated
>>152422827I made this chart and I don't understand this chart
>>152422827>70 seconds Please be patient
>>152422818_____ ___?
>>152422610by winning their games, presumably
>This old fart gets to tap this baddie every single nightbros...
just in case everyone forgot...
>>152422850Courtney Cox vibes before the plastic surgery
>>152422850and her twin on holidays
>>152422755it would be better if they put numbers on each line to show the overall run performance ranking, otherwise it hints that there's a low ceiling to investment in run blocking
>>152422835>>152422837
>>152422850and you just now this guy has mistresses and escorts too
>>152422850That is a very attractive woman
>>152422797>10>>152422827>31And /spee/ wants me to think QB is the problem
>>152422874
>>152422874Why are the Burrs so low
>>152422669with a family that large you teach your kids to not expect presents or gifts all the time and to appreciate having a big family.
>>152422897>Homosexual African American quarterbacks
>>152422897Jordan Love exists
>>152422897It's not a zest meter
>>152422907Based. I think about gay men too. A lot.Go Chiefs
I think Hannah may have chose wrong
Nobody thinks phillip rivers is going to be any good do they?
this is my black qb (white), say something nice about him
>>152422937Contrarian website
>>152422346>>152422352NOW I will watch your shitty gay sport this yt boi grandpa coomer don't give a shit about the HoF he just wants go BALL
>>152422553>igglesIf that was the case why aren’t the Toxins on the same level as the Eagles? Their offense is just as retarded yet are #1 in almost every metric?
>>152422731No it's not, fuck face. It's an old reaction image we used back in the day before AI.
>>152422937He's going to be better than all these monkeys that pretend they are QBs
You know times are tough in Minnesota because the Vikings just won a game yet this thread isn't being flooded with that frog slop
I think I might genuinely have to take a multi year break from this shit.
>>152422979Somalis can't read or write
>>152422940He might win MVP
If Rivers came back and won an Owl I would stop watching football. It would never get better than that. Also be sure to check in your Coltsbros and ask them if they’re okt. Wions
i smell real bad
Brady just announced that he's coming out of retirement to play for the Texans.
>>152422940he plays well in the cold, should go high in the racial draft
>>152422937Compared to who? The qbs that were around in his prime? Not a chance. I think he could give Hurts, Caleb, Stroud, Nix, etc a run for their money.
was hurts ever good enough to become washed?
>>152423028Brady may unironically die behind that offensive line
>>152422937I am here for entertainment. I will be as happy with 4 TDs as 4 INTs
>>152423018Go Vikes Go!
>>152422937He may not be in his prime but I have a feeling he's going to do surprisingly well. Not well enough to win a Superb Owl, obviously, but well enough to make the Colts look serviceable.
>>152423046Brady has the quickest release in NFL history, he makes shit O-lines look good.
>>152422940Arguably the most overrated player in the league and will nuke his team again in the offs.
>Oh, hey guys. I was just in a National Championship game less than a year ago. Are you sure you wanna sign the 50 year old off the street?
>>152423028He can't.
Hurts is zestier than Caleb.
Andy Dalton coming out of retirement to play for the Raiders
Does Brittany let Patty prep the bull mastiff?
>>152423028Honestly might be the only time Brady has been envious of Rivers in his life
>>152422969you're just going to get baited like that, retard?
>>152423087you newfags are cancer.
With how much rules benefit QB safety I'm shocked there aren't more 40 year old QBs running around the league. It's like a pitcher, just need good flexibility/arm strength
the stoic badass thing doesnt work when you throw 4 interceptions
>>152423087Obviously I am, my boyfriend always makes fun of me for being gullible then he pops his penis in my mouth. Go Lions
>>152423099Hurts has the corniness of Russel Wilson and Jameis Winston but with none of the personality
>>152423108Based Chiefs fan throwing people of the scent
>>152422346lol
>>152423120no lies detected
>>152422766Trevor has been balling lately.
>>152422937We are making the playoffs>jagsSeething>TexansSeething>StroudForgotten>tlawWashing his hair with his tears.
>>152423097Most qbs are shit and them not playing longer isn't necessarily their choice. No one is going, "we need a veteran presence, what's Connor Cook up to?"
>>152422766>>152423144I want Lawrence to be good because he's a very entertaining QB when he isn't playing like dogshit
>>152423129I'm not a cheifs fan retarded. I. A Lions fan and want to get eiffel towered by Dan campbell and out favorite guy the sun god
>>152423097I wouldn't be surprised if players would generally prefer retiring early because of how much money is being thrown around now, plus higher health concerns.
>>152423066He's injured too
Checking in on the alcoholic anon and the porn addict. How are you doing, bros?
what do last week's games mean for patrick mahomes?
Wow Lions fans are so gay lol
got the wordle in 3
>>152423172>that literacy
>>152423099I prefer when he doesn't talk at all. He's so laborious when he's giving even simple responses to things. He acts like he's exhausted with saying a single word.
>>152423227No way
>>152423169This was the play that killed the Chiefs this season.
Didn’t Philip Rivers sign a one day contract with the Chargers like two months ago kek
>>152422346Colts SB is guaranteed, pack it in.
>>152423169>>152423250Refs should have blown the whistle, he clearly gave himself up.
Mixed with emotions... Need Jack Daniels
Imagine coming out of retirement in your mid-40s, piloting a team to the playoffs, and busting a huge nut in your loving wife to celebrate.
I am 142-60 on picks this season.>AFC1. Patriots2. Broncos3. Jaguars4. Bengals5. Bills6. Texans7. Chargers>NFC1. Seahawks2. Packers3. Eagles4. Panthers5. Rams6. 49ers7. LionsNo, KC is not sneaking in.Yes, CHI is choking away their season down the stretch
>>152423169The more I watch this, the more I'm impressed at the possibility that if Chris Jones hustled the entire play, he could've caught up to Lawrence before he crossed the goal line. It was first down so maybe it didn't matter, but that made me kek.
>>152423169This is still one of the best, funniest, most awesome sequences of football I've ever seen. It's up there with the Patriots/Raiders moment with Mac Jones getting trucked by the other Jones after the Pats coughed up the ball when they could have just sent it to OT lole
>>152423277>I am 142-60 on picks this season.Congrats on your C-
>>152423169TLLTTTTThe Lazy Lineman that Turned the Tide
Speaking of which, does anyone have that webm (preferably with audio)? The >Uh oh...UH OH...OH NO...OH WOW...!still sends my sides into intergalactic orbit
>>152421826This Chiefs team can’t win out. Anybody who is convinced that they can hasn’t watched them play this year. It’s over. The only team competing with the Chargers for that last wildcard is the grandpa qb Colts
64 year old Steve Young should sign with the Falcons and win the NFCS
>>152423277>am 142-60 on picks this season.SU or ATS?
>>152422937Not good, but could he be good enough to let the Colts holds on for dear life and sneak into the playoffs still.
you now remember troy vincent
>>152423367>The Cheifs, Eagles and Ravens being that high Is this a ranking from last year?n
Mahomes needs a miracle (Goodell) to make it
feminine robot feces
>>152423367Eagles and Packers are too highChargers and Texans are too lowOtherwise, decent list
>>152423277This is what my list looks like except I have the Ravens instead of Bengals. I had the Bengals winning the AFCN until they lost to the Bills. They do have a very small chance of making it if they win out though, I thought they did not but they gave the easier schedule of the 3 and if they all end up 8-9, it looks like they might have the tiebreaker
>>152423367This may perhaps be the most retarded power ranking I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing
if the bills win the SB were all gonna get asian girlfriends
I kneel to the return of Rovers-sama
>>152423099He’s a corny ass bus rider.
>>152423471Yeah but they're Filipino.
>>152423471grim
>>152423491id take a flip over a viet or thai anyday
the cheifs have the tiebreaker against the clots, who have the hardest remaining schedule in the league and are planning on starting a literal grandfatheri absolutely see a reality where the chiefs win out, the colts lose out and the chiefs sneak in
>>152423471Bills are reddit's team so lets hope they dont win
44 is young you can maek it at any age
>>152423471The girl I like already has a BF and doesn't know I exist so yeah why not
>>152423526
>>152422528>relentless creampie man>just one moreHis wife must be the most supportive woman in the world
>>152423526The problem is that the Colts don’t truly matter anymore with the Chiefs loss to Houston. The Chiefs have one real path; going 4-0 and hoping the Chargers don’t win another game.
>>152423543>The girl I like already has a BFDoesn’t mean shit. These hoes ain’t loyal.
>>152423555>>152423547i forgot that the colts arent in the ploffs rn either
>152423541>Bills are reddit's team Found the sour choofs fan whose team is basically reddit incarnate
>>152423550And he's probably going to make like $5milliion over the next 4 weeks, potentially more depending on playoffs.
>>152423543Are you a character in a high school romcom?
Jared Thomas Goff
>>152423542This.He's probably been juicing hard on trt, hgh and stem cells the whole time too. He will have the body chemistry of a 25 year old
>>152423572and there it is
>>152423580Liam getting old :(
>>152423580what the fuck happened here?
>>152423571In my own planet retard mind, maybe...
>>152423526>i absolutely see a reality where the chiefs win outThat’s called a fantasy, not a reality. They’re 6-7 and lost 2 in a row. They’re 1-4 in their last 5 games. They started the season 0-2. They have lost to bad teams. Not a single team they have won against is currently in a playoff spot.
>>152423580qrd
>Rivers cucking LA out of a playoff spot the same year he signed a one-day retirement contract with the ChargersPlease God
>>152423607>>152423592hes hamming it up
Andrew Luck is only 36Why isn't he coming back
once more into the fray
>>152423592Looks like he got triggered violently by whatever picture that you is holding. Looks like a jail cell. Probably a holocaust photo.
>>152423662Can't give the Irsay's a chance to kill him again.
>>152422877Anyone with wealth/power does because you can afford the finest of strange, or at least the disposable convenience of it, so you indulge.
>>152423662Dude has been off the tren since before covid. He's just a tall nerd now
>>152423697And you just know she's okay with it
Just took an amazing Jalen Hurts
>>152422877It's very likely that she has a rotation of young guys she fucks too. Let's not get silly here.
>>152422874My Bills will always have a razor in that cake for me.
>>152423717Bro looks like the stereotypical AIDS fag.
>>152423662>>152423717I can tell you with certainty, he is very happy with where he is now at Stanford and almost certainly will not be coming back. He’s a really good guy who’s earned a really good life and is living it.>t. went to high school with the Lucks and my parents still keep in contact with his
>>152423471Big if true! Go Bills!
>>152423746what if instead of a razor its mina kimes' pussy?
>>152423662He stopped being an athlete. He wouldn’t be able to make a comeback now even tho he’s younger than Rodgers, Flacco, Rivers etc.
>>152423592>>152423607He's an actor....acting.
>>152423777Checked and would eat!
I could heem Andrew Luck
Kelce is so washed it's insane
>>152423662The bearded lady isnt invitedAbandoned the colts right before the season then complained that fans were upset with him
>here's your playoffs bro
>>152423828It's very hard to stay motivated when you have fame, money, 3 rings, and top class pussy waiting for you at home.
>He has not played in the NFL since 2020 and he's admittedly 20-30 pounds heavier than when he played in his prime. >So Rivers needs to be certain over the next few days of practice that the body is able even as his mind is willing.>* Assuming, Rivers can go through multiple days of practice in a ramp-up fashion, Rivers will be promoted to the active roster. It's still uncertain how Rivers will react after multiple days of practices.>If he is activated this week, he'd be active against an unforgiving Seattle Seahawks defense on Sunday that has not allowed a passing touchdown the last two weeks while collecting six interceptions against the Minnesota Vikings and Atlanta Falcons.
choofs are done
>>152423828>he then got heemedmaybe that was the moment that he realized it was time
>>152423866what is this, planet stupid?
>>152423169how dose he do it?
Kangz'll run the table and win every playoff game. This time for real.
>>152423828He’s 36 years old. Most TEs retire before that age. Tony Gonzalez didn’t last much longer, he retired at 37. This is probably it for him
>>152423868>top class pussyI thought Kelce was banging Taylor Swift?
>>152423826https://youtu.be/Buvo_-3x9dA?si=Y6psBPIJI5LAkj6BHe would probably complement you if you did
what team will pull the upset and make a comeback? for me, its the berds
In the beginning stages of planning a Zermatt trip for our yearly guys ski trip. What other cities or towns would be worth checking out or staying in while in Switzerland? Probably go for 7-10 days and ski 3 so plenty of time to see other stuff
>>152423926Fucking cuck
>>152423950>being polite = cuckfound the uncivilized heathen
where's gaydy?
New>>152423987
>>152423974Andrew Cuck is going to do the polite thing and jerk off in the corner while I cum in his wife.
>>152423942Probably Dallas. They have an easy schedule and need to win out while the Eagles need to lose 2/4 games. Eagles are playing like they’re not going to win another game right now. Panthers have a better shot at making it but I don’t think that’s an upset since they’re tied with the Bucs. Bengals have a better shot at an upset and making it than either the Chiefs or Falcons
>>152421550(you)
>>152421675lmao I read that in Perna's voice
>>152423897Kelce trashes his body too. Gonzalez was ultra strict about his body for longevity in addition to being made in a lab.
>>152423368wdym?
>>152425561straight up or against the spread
>>152425662Spread this bussy
>>152425690no thanks, i have no interest in the male rectum. go Lions
>>152425662straight up
