Guess Who's Back? Edition
>>152423987
welcome back old man!!
>>152424004Herbert is kind of a dick
>>152423987>>152424001>a 45 year old Rivers is going to start against the Seahawks
>>152424004>you get paid $262 million to play footballNot answer interviews
>>152424004he's kinda retarded
>>152424021It’s in the contract that he does
Old Man Rivers
>>152424004sluts can't stand it when you ignore em
>>152424004Fuck reporters
I'm thinking playoffs
It’s actually crazy Rivers isn’t a coach in the NFL
>>152424004Between this and Ben Johnson biting that one sluts head off are we finally reaching a reckoning where we stop pretending a sideline reporter has ever said or learned anything interesting or useful?
>Rivers is in the NFL againKino. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
>the Vikings need a QB
1 Denver2 NE3 Jacksonville4 AFCN jobber5 Chargers6 Colts7 TexansWCNE def HoustonIndy def JacksonvilleChargers def AFCNDivisionalIndy def DenverChargers def NECCGIndy def NESBColts def RamsPhil Rivers is inaugurated into the HoF on the field after the game
>>152424140OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MASSA
>>152424145based
>black qbs
>>152424049I kinda agree, Bucs are floundering. Excited to see Shough though.
Rivers was already better than Eli and big bitch
are you on that Sports talk forum with all your buddies again ?
>>152424196Just take your socks off
>>152424196corny
The twists and turns just keep coming
>>152424203i operate nuclear reactors and i dont understand this chart
Jalen Hurts is the worst superbowl winning quarterback of all time. Even Trent Dilfer wasn't this bad.
>>152424196das rite
>>152424049Yeah probably. Bucs haven’t been good all season. They had comeback wins early on and Egbuka was overachieving.
>>152424004Please tell me she got ratio'd
Daniel Jones was running a highschool offense
>>152424203thats the stupidest fucking thing ive ever seen. let me see your metrics. FAG
>>152424217Seahawks Rams rematch is looking kino
>>152424004Nothing about what he did was inappropriate. He asked her for one second while he finished shaking hands and telling his team good job. Then he performed his contractual obligation by talking to Lauren. Nothing was off about this at all other than ESPN’s broadcast saying now is the time for the interview and you’ll do it not in 5 seconds but right now.
>>152424196Thanks sweatie forgot to take my meds today
>>152424203For me it's famous Jameis
>>152424196Yes, as a matter of fact, I am. Wanna fight about it?
>>152424245>the league was getting lit up by a high school offenseFtfy
>>152424190>>152424242The Bryce age is upon us.Next year will be even better
I'm still laughing over this play
>>152424004>sperging out over being asked to wait a couple secondsEntitled whores being entitled whores.
I need Mahomes to lock in
>>152424236Chris Jones called him out in game 2>You don’t even have 100 yardsAnd Jalen said>We won the fucking game shut yo ass upWhich was their mantra all season despite their offense being shit. They won the fucking game…. Until they didn’t. People overlook this shit when you win and say things like “they know how to win”
>>152424288>why doesn't Patullo let Hurts throw it downfield more?
>>152424203Deep balls look good when they’re caught. Most of the time they’re incomplete or picked off though because they’re just not accurate no matter how good the qb
>>152424183that wouldve been a catch if it was a white qb
>>152424203>Davis Mills
>>152423987I would laugh my ass off if it's rigged for the Colts and he wins the Super Bowl this year
The Bears just need more time
The Texans are the least fraudulent AFC team
>>152424298This but unironically. Trading the mutt now while he still has trade value is their best bet
I am once again checking on the alcoholic and the porn addict. How are you holding up bruvs?
rodgers rivers afccg boomerbowl
>>152424358Did you see what the Chargers defense did to superbowl mvp jalen hurts? They must be the greatest defense of all time?
>>152424001Kek
>>152424377The Chargers would be so good if they were healthy lmao
>>152424004Herbert was in the right
>>152424362f- fine I guess
>>152424035You mean the post game presser? That's not what some ho standing in the middle of the field is.
>the guys played real well tonight and the defense really stepped up and I love playing with these guys just gotta take one game at a timecan we do away with these interviews yet
>>152424035he was shaking hands with his teammates and asked her for a few seconds. That's it. She sperged out over it.
>>152424321>Travis after Taylor dumps him and he has to get a job at the DMV
>>152424004I would love it if a roided out CTE nigga punched the fuck out of one of these sideline whores on national TV.
>>152424004>barstool sports Lmao her boss threatened to murder Carroll because he made a retarded bet
>>152424460shut up dollar store australia
>>152424359Can the Vikings afford it? They could probably use him the most. Trade JJ (Nine, not Jefferson) and a bag of draft picks. Kelce probably retiring next year so no more Taylor appearances, good time to rebuild
When are teams going to be good again?
>>152424484He still has 5 years on his contract so they might. I dont know how much money he's still owed though, it's more than $250 million
>>152424004>bootyblasted about not getting attention exactly when and how she demanded it
Micro benis jr
haha. meme.
Rams are going to have to win out if they want the one seed.
>>152424518Chiefs owl 2027 trust the plan
>>152424298No. I want to watch Mahomes rot away in that shit hole
Jalen Hurts is not a top 5 QB in his division. In no particular order:Dart, Dak, McKee, Mariota, Daniels, & Winston > Hurts
>>152424244what does that even mean? you zoomenials are so out of the loop you still say clapping cheeks like you think it's funny/current
so is Jaylen Hurts still being held back by coaching?
>>152423987How did Rivers pass his physical but Ragnow didn't?
>>152424007A) she's haggardB) she's worse about micromanaging than Jerry Jones ever was
>>152424550Somebody clapped your ratio nephew lmao
>>152424558ragnow had an injury reterd
Jalen Hurts threw 2 INTs before that game, but now suddenly it's the end of the world.
>>152424190>Shough's Fough and Soughformerly Sneed's
>>152424004Actually with the (((journalists))) on this one. Herbert didn’t play nearly well enough to be such a standoffish dick
>>152424573Jalen Hurts also turned over the ball twice on the same play
>>152424145LOL no
>>152424558Ragnow had like 5 or 6 serious injuries.
>>152424471It does seem slightly weird that a team would desperately try to kick a field goal at the end of the game, down 10.
>>152424408Nice bruv. Which one are you?
Jalen Hurts just needs more help!
>>152424591I do that in madden all the time
>>152424558He's a big guy
>>152424580Rutledge is goated but sideline interviews are trite.
>>152424591Based Petey fucking up Broncos -9.5/-8.5/-7.5
>>152424550ratio'd is when someone makes a comment that gets more likes and therefore is the more popular opinion to basically shit on the original takeSo like someone says: The Chiefs are still good! And gets 500 likes.And then someone replies: No they're not they're dogshit. And gets 10k likes.That's a ratio
>>152424452you forgot to thank god...
>>152424550Pretending you don't know is Gen X cringe
>>152424591If they had 1 second left they could've tried for a one in a trillion onside kick touchdown
>>152424622ratio
>>152424630>imagine getting called gen X when you're 19whew lad
>>152424452Kys racist
>>152424638Yes grandpa you get it now
>>152424004Laura is so cute though why wouldn't he want a little bit of her attention
>Chiefs lost>Eagles lost>Bears lost
>>152424575
eagles should call Philip Rivers. might be a better situation for him
>>152424644that would be the second time i’d masturbate during a game
More like interview deez nuts kek gottem
>>152424580>>152424606The interviewer didn't do anything wrong and neither did Herbert I'm so sick of gay little spats and outrage for social media engagement.
How many kids does Rivers have again?
>>152424662It was after the game
>>152424638!
>>152424687They are finishing 8-9
>>152424676The entire afc west
>>152424698I'm finishing on your bussy
I'm gonna have chicken fajitas for dinner.
>>152424676He's going to adopt Justin Herbert in the playoffs
>>152424652james gunn has a weird obsession with dogs
Everyone seems so certain that the Chorgers will lose to the Cowboys and Texans, I must disagree
What kino will he unveil for us lads. I feel like a kid again
>chicken vaginas
>>152424145Based and true
>>152424719toxins will have 10 sacks and 3 interceptions and the game will finish 15-13
>>152424720Is that a legal playCan you just kick the ball if you think it's in danger
>Phillip Rivers signed to practice squad He’s not even on the roster. What’s the point?
>>152424736Pretty sure that's legal I don't see why not?
>>152424738They are obviously trying to get him on the roster
>>152424720technically legal. as long as a ball hasn't been passed forward, it can be kicked repeatedly from behind the line of scrimmageeg a punter has his punt blocked, he can then punt it again
>>152424736why would it not be legal
>>152424723except the inverse
>>152424720Rivers is hilarious but he has high ball intelligence
>>152424752the intelligent thing would be to pull out barring birth control
>>152424687Have they even won 4 in a row all season? They would also have to win against two playoff teams. The haven’t won against a playoff team all season. The Ravens and Lions might end up as playoff teams, they are on the outside at the moment.
>>152424738they just need to chant the magic words "chungus among us 67 prosper, philip rivers go to the active roster!"
>>152424685how bout i bite your cock off and spit it up your ass?
>>152424196I've told you it's not a forum it's an image board. No I can't give you a ride, get out of my room!
rate my picks
>>152424767see >>152424748cope and seethe chikaner
>>152424736Doubt it, I know it's illegal to kick it through the endzone to take a safety and avoid a td even though you can still do it and it just changes where you kick from.
>>152424778>no billsRetarded/10
>>152424766Haha, this post is so wholesome, I bet this anon is named Keanu
>>152424778Pants-on-head retarded/10
>>152424778terrible
>>152424796>>152424800>>152424803ok let's see you assholes do better
>>152424720It's called football for a reason libtards
>>152424796>billseasy W for whoever their opponent is.
>>152424778Funny
>>152424778we need a kitty owl
>>152424767
>>152424712I had steak fajitas last night
>>152424817I'm too poor for steak.
>>152424807already did
>>152424748It's illegal to kick it while it's on the ground, seen numerous punters get called for it when the snap goes over their head and they're trying to avoid the receiving team scoring.
Did Wildes just crash out on live tv?
>>152424778>Cowboys winning the division at 8-8-1>Rams 7th seed>Panturds 1st seed>Jags 1st seedDumbass
>>152424810Then why are the 9-4?
Big Phily style would actually knock up his wife on the podium if he won the SB
>>152424842No he wouldn't, he's a good Christian who has sex for the glory of God.
>>152424832I was watching king of queens what happened?
>>152424836
>>152424809>he trusted the AIoof
>>152424849Wildes potentially crashed out on live tv
>>152424807Okay. Let the current playoff picture be an accurate reference. Because not very much about this picture is going to change. I mean, the Panthers might overtake the Buccs for the NFCS. But yeah, other than that, this is pretty much what the playoffs are going to look like.
>>152424853That's my QB :)
>>152424778Would be insanely based if we became the 1 seed out of nowhereOnly thing I disagree with is the Ravens it's *gotta* be Rodgers vs Rivers in the 1st round that would be the best playoff game in YEARS
>>152424867>Chorgers are going to get annihilated in Jacksonville yet againKek
>>152424866many are saying this
>>152424867>>152424835nonbelievers>>152424876>>152424861believers
literally want josh allen to impregnate my fat dumb wife
>>152424878Potentially
>>152424889Cris, calm down, stop making her sleep in the driveway
>>152424889My name is Josh Allen and I have penis. Is she being fat?
Rivers will be in uniform on Sunday.
>>152424867>bears lose to the packers 3 times in a rowwould be so fucking funnyI don't know how you have houston making it though I think the colts win out
>>152424916>I think the Colts win outBITCH PLEASE
>>152424866which part. mahomes mountain? brous mvp?
>>152424942Live television
>>152424956what time? I can rewind the television
>>152424183He's relied so much on Andrews and TEs in general that it's only poetic that they let him down in big moments. Has there been a QB that's schemed towards feeding TEs as much as he has been?
>>152424948>no penalty on the playweird concession
>>152424956I'm looking up twitter and there's literally nothing
>>152424916Don't get me wrong, I think Rivers meme'ing the Colts into the playoffs would be great but Houston's defense is no joke. They made my Bills offense look as dumb as a box of rocks. And they sacked my QB eight (8) times.
>>152424870He’s the only reason to watch the Bills. The team sucks. He single-handedly won that game against the Bengals.
>>152424972Tom Brady?
>>152423987looks like all 3 relevant NFCW teams are being gifted wins by the Colts organization
>>152424968>>152424980It wasn't on Twitter. It was on TV. Earlier.
the chiefsare goingto the super bowl
>>152424999but what about now?
Somehow, Philip Rivers returned
>>152425014
>>152424004>woman seethes when high-value male ignores hertypical
>>152425006What about it?
>>152424999how long ago?
Every team's last playoff appearance
>>152424093Boy that would be nice. The players and coaches literally only ever give cliche answers. So what is the point of all this? Literally just to give women some airtime?
>>152425021I've heard some grumblings about clapped ratio's 67 chungus
>>152425035Every team's last playoff win
>>152424288big man interceptions are the best
>>152425034I don't fucking now man like a little bit ago I guess I'm not setting with a fucking stopwatch trying to watch the TV set some fucking land speed record or something ffs
>>152425060>>152425035I have a doctorate in mathematics making over $200k a year, and I'm confused why the Axis changed
>>152425060Every team's last conference game appearance
>>152424867>>152424942Mahomes Mountain Intro
>Philip Rivers coming back at 44 after five years out of the leagueI'm legitimately worried for unc's safety.
>>152425078It changed for no reason
>>152425081Every team's last owl appearance>>152425078i thought it looked nicer that way
>>152424593my wife left me
>>152425060>>152425081Why is this shit backwards
>>152425035>>152425060>Bengals haven't been relevant for 3 yearsThey should have won that Super Bowl......
>>152424973Based blind retard
>>152425111Lol you saw that too? Unreal. He won't have a job in the morning.
In late 2023 I was convinced that the Browns were going to win the Super Bowl. Old Man Flacco was going to go out beating the 49ers again.Sadly didn't happen but I hope Rivers can do it
>>152425140what happened?
>>152425111>>152425140What happened?
You guys are so stupid sometimes
>>152425153>>152425155Wildes crashed out on live tv
>>152425020Snood flew over MY house (...in my mind). F-football.
>>152425035>>152425060come on its formalities at this pointyou can stop showing the chiefs as haven been to playoff in a recent year
>>152425167Sometimes?
Toxins are the Superb Owl dark horse aren’t they
>>152425167Potentially
>>152425168did that just happen? I'm not seeing it on X
>>152425153>>152425155said that Drake Maye is better than Josh Allen
>>152425191not with that offense, they legit might not make the playoffs
>>152425096It's not like he was very good last time around, he'd been washed up a couple years by then. Why not find Ryan Tannehill or something, this is madness.
>>152424833Do you have a single source? A degree in that field?
>>152425196It's not on x, it was on live tv
>>152425167henlo yes this is /retardzone/ welcome
>>152425189The game threads>>152425191NO. Every team in the AFC is deeply flawed but they have less upside than the rest
>>152425191you can't trust stroud
>>152425203Yeah actually insane
there's no left or right on the mountain
>Quentin Jammer Says He Played 'Completely' Drunk In Eight Games In 2011
>>152425233Try twitter
>>152425225more than at least 3 of the top 4 seeds
>>152425200some of those stats like completion pct he was better by like 3 tenths of a percent
>>152425203Because Rivers runs the OC's system in HS; he's intimately familiar with the schemes. You're not gonna get any other back-up up-to-speed faster
>>152425230Lynn, don't you have employment to seek?
>>152425191If CJ Stroud stops missing wide open receivers then maybe
>>152425240This is why degenerates crying about refball and muh rigged games are retardedat the end of the day some dumb fucking retard is going to be playing the game high on some shit, lucky if they're not straight trippin, elsewise drunk and you think these retards are pulling off grand conspiracies
>>152425240welcome to the conversation
>>152425203>It's not like he was very good last time around2020 was literally the last time the Colts made the playoffs.
>>152425270my god, that overthrow on the fly that would've put away the Chiefs in the first quarter, whew
>>152425167They don't think it be like that, but it do
Why can't nogs and mutts play QB?
>Kevin "Mark Sanchez" Wildeswtf seriously
>>152424992Not even close
>>152425294The problem is that they "can" play qb since there are no rules to stop them
Rivers unretiring is pure kino and an amazing TV move by the NFL. You know we're all watching that old motherfucker play. Now Brady just needs to figure out how to do the same thing so they can get record ratings.Even more hilarious is that Rivers is going up against high level defenses and is going to get absolutely rekt. Texans, 49ers, Seahawks, Jags. lmfao
I heard Mark Sanchez was mumbling about how he was his alter ego Six during the knife stabbing
>>152425323not even a top 50 PFF rank
>>152425060>>152425081Quite a ride
>>152425330That’s better than Nine at least.
>>152425325i'm sure he watched flacco and knows his release better be fast as fuck
>>152425099Is this real?
Patty Cuckitini
Consider for a moment, if you will:>Carly Irsay pegging Mina Kimes
>>152425371I'm considering them 69ing
>>152425371>
>>152425203>Why not find Ryan Tannehill or somethingRivers is probably the only one to say yes
Josh's 2025 so far has been another remarkable year. On track to possibly throw for over 4,000 yds, and close to 30 Td's passing, while pushing his rushing over 500 yards, and what could be 15+ Td's on the ground. A big, physical, athletic runner, with a cannon, and a gunslinger mentality. His ability to push the ball down field through the air, and rack up red zone rushing Td's is nothing short of amazing.
>>152425382also worthy of consideration
Should have seen it coming but downstairs neighbors complained about me practicing my left hand dribble. Sad
The colts were better off signing ryback
>>152425371fuck keep going
This is meek mill’s verse, btw
>>152425392>A big, physical, athletic runner, with a cannon,
>>152425371a daring synthesis
>>152425406XDDDDDDDDD
>>152425382Nta but pegging would be way hotter. Carly wearing a strap on pulling Mina’s hair and calling her names as she pounds Mina doggystyle.
>>152425325brady should start against the eagles next week.
>>152425392Mid as fuck, what a fraud.
>>152425371There are far more attractive females I'd rather picture doing that to each other.
>>152425422you can't do that as an owner
>>152425207He's correct. It's in the rulebook. You can't bat a ball. You are confusing a bat with a punt. You CAN pick up and punt a ball if it has not been past the line of scrimmage on the play yet. You can't just kick it on the ground, though. A punt requires possession of the ball.
>>152425392I love him to death but I f*cking guarantee his team..my team.. is going to find another way to lose in the playoffs...
How many dildos are getting thrown on the field at the bills pats game?
>>152425441>drop kicks don't exist
>>152425455Bout tree fiddy
>>152425455Depends on how many you can fit inside you. I'm guessing 14
I'm starting to think the cake looks god. Surely there aren't razors in it this year.
>>152425404I'd be pissed too wtf take that outside
>>152425452They have no defense, they would be better off just letting the other team score on the first play of every drive and keep the other teams defense on the field so they get gassed early.
There are a LOT of good games on Sunday bros
>>152425452I'm a Patriots fan and I'm a little scared of Joshie. The rest of the Bills? Whatever. But he can win games on his own sometimes. I just hope he's spaghetti Josh on Sunday.
>>152425464Drop kicks exist and they're called drop kicks
I think players should be able to take a 2-3 year sabbatical in their early 30s to heal up injuries and then come back to only play partial seasons. NFL should give teams a few roster spots for guys that can only be activated for like 6-7 games a season (including the post-season). There are a bunch of guys who can still play, just not for a whole season.
>>152425482you say that every week and it never pans out
>>152425482That's just december football, every game is a playoff game for most teams.
>>152425482You want to see a good game? My ass in your face!
>>152425464They do and you clearly don't know what a drop kick is because, again, it requires you to possess the ball. You can't just kick a ball on the ground.
>>152425474I'm ready to eat more razors...!
>>152425482Checks = good game
>>152425497They can do that. There's nothing that stops them. The main reason they don't is being away from the game for even a year has horrible effects on your football shape and muscle memory. NFL is all about consistency and taking 3 years off ruins your consistency. Just look at Deshaun Watson. He was dominant, then got fucked for a while, and when he came back he was never the same. Many such cases.
>>152425482can't find a single one, not even my team or my backup team is playing a competitive game
>>152425474>>152425524The good news is that the Bills are getting the razors out of the way early. If you lose to the Pats again, you can just give up!
>>152425538Dolphins stoolers is a playoff game.
>>152425538Colts Seahawks is the best game of the week asshole
>>152425526>Dak Prescott>not elite in the 4th quarter>elite in the 2nd quarter?That seems wrong. Dak is such a 2nd half QB.
>>152425538bills are winning by at least 50 KEK
OH N-
>>152425567Only if Rivers plays and that's mostly spectacle.
>>152425560I've said it all year. Dolphins are a better team than their record suggested. Out of all the shitters, you probably want to face them the least if you have playoff aspirations.
>>152425203>4,169 yards>68% completion>24/11He would be MVP frontrunner this year
>>152425574Dak's 1st half must be his black half then
>>152425567Seahawks are going to rape the Colts
>>152425580why did he do it?
>>152425526Heh, my boy 5 absolutely lights it up in the 4th
>>152425283Yeah and Rivers wasn't very good. LA let him go for a reason
>>152425580>have head diaper >feel emboldened to go for big hits more this is why rugby has way less injuries than football groids feel invincible with the gear on
>>152425546bills patriots easy
>>152425682Everyone does. It's not specific to people with brown skin. wtf
And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
I believe in Ben Johnson and Caleb Williams
>>152425510What the hell is your problem>>152425626Mariota's literally ranked higher
>chiefs collapse, colorized
>>152425706Ong they need it to be Brett Rypien
mina looks like her dad
>>152425610Rice was making a move
>>152425759early life alert
>>152425741>Mariota's literally ranked higher>in the 4th
Someone was joking about Rivers coming out of retirement in a game thread yesterday. He's gonna come back and win a playoff game before Herbert isn't he?
>>152425741I've got something ranked higher than your face. My ass, in your face!
Brady only has 6 rings and rodgers only has 3 mvps. Bubble season doesn't count
>>152425580Disclaimer: this attached .gif was posted in the last thread and I thought it was hilarious so I saved it
mina begging for the BHC
football is gay
>>152425789Not a hospital ball, receiver had ages to react
>>152425743Two nukes were clearly not enough.
>>152425767Oh hey what a cute pic->Sees the dog's uniform...fuck you lol
>>152425441I know I'm just fucking around
mina with a wide stance
>>152425824You son of a bitch....how dare you....
>>152424853Based Joshie!
>texans d after their 7th sack and 3rd pick 6 vs the colts
mina demonstrates the size of the BHC
>Philip RiversLolLmaoRofl
Breaking: new Indy Colts owner announces she is pregnant.
any other /stinkmaxx/ers here just thinking about going in public and forcing people to smell this brew is getting me all chubbed up
it's wild that eli had a 3 pick-six game the same season he beat the 16-0 pats
>>152425957not yet
>>152425863These videos are just ragebait trolling. No woman of worth who is actually a wife is going to douse a pizza in that much oil and seasoning. Guy would be dead within a year.
>>152425957Not yet wadeheeeee
Would going 17-0 and losing in the divisional be worse than 16-0 and losing in the Owl?
>>152426004You were talking about how you were going to murder Roger Goodell, I had to report you to the FBI.
>>152425743June Lovejoy has a truly magnificent ass. A lot of girls have asses that aren't that spectacular at first glance, but once you bend them over and penetrate, it's like the gates of heaven were hidden in plain sight the entire time.
>>152425743Code?
>>152426053Yes. Losing in any round of the playoffs before the Super Bowl is worse, no matter what your record is.
>>152426053>is having a divisional title better than not having a divisional title?the brilliant minds of /nfl/
Why does Shough get so much hate
>>152426059There's about a 80% chance the person who posted this is a virgin. The easiest way to spot them is they romanticize and overrate sex and women in general to an almost comical level. They're just stinky apes just like us with what is essentially a sweaty armpit that smells of musk and/or fish at times. Fantasizing about women is more exciting than the actual real thing.
fantasizing about jenny
No one cares avapedo
>>152426106There's about an 80% chance the person who posted this is a homosexual. The easiest way to spot them it that they downplay and disparage sex and women in general to an almost comical level. They've wonderful smelling angels and unlike us are blessed with a heavenly wet and warm orifice that is intoxicating to experience this. Fantasizing about women pales in comparison to the actual real thing.
>>152426106
Ynr 70-20
>>152425191Anon, I’ll remember you if they do somehow, by the lords mercy, make the owl
>>152426213Probably GODy'sknee. He's known to drop truth nukes quite a bit.
Herbert got fined 80k for that post game interview.
>>152426106yeah its super obvious
>>152426233Bi-curious
We funny trash talking lots of SEX having unc now
>>152426233Based Chiefs fan
I miss Rodgers raw talent and efficiency but I didn't realize how much I missed Favre chucking it like a retard until Love started
>>152426284Thats why Jameis Winston should always have a job
>>152426213> guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
>>152426278I wonder how old the “I’m sorry, but did the Chargers already lose?…” copypasta is. No later than 2012 at least.
>>152426312you realize that the copypasta is about a halftime of a non-fictional football gameyou can literally look up a date and time
>>152424004seriously what the fuck was Sherbert's problem? Did Madison Beer send him a text about her pussy dripping?
>>152426335You are cringe
>>152426333Which is not something I’m going to waste my time doing.
>>152426333Shut up you stupid old UNC
>>152426106>essentially a sweaty armpit that smells of musk and/or fish at times
Remember when people would post fake news about Brett Favre working out for a random team like the Bills all the way up to like 2015?
>>152426333>look up a game where the Chargers are losing at half timeHarder than you might think
>>152424004>Just wants to play football >Foid demands attention or else she'll talk shit about you.Herbert is /ourguy/
>>152423987clots will beat the Seahawks and then lose out and miss the playoffsI’m a clotsfag, I know how this shit goes
Have they made the Herbert interview about gender yet?
>>152426431i've literally never seen a player act like that after the game on the field. Herbert has played almost 100 games in his career. He knows how this works. Very odd behavior.
>>152426357>>152426393Lol>>152426426Need the deepfried zoom in
>>152425318It's why the rules changed to allow QBs to run. Now every QB has to be an EPIC DYNAMIC DUAL THREAT instead of hanging tough in the pocket and reading routes and coverage. Now every QB just scrambles for 35 seconds and waits for someone to be wide open.
>>152426448>Got sacked a fuckton of times with a broken hand in a game that they won only because the Eagles offense played that horribly.I would have wanted to leave too desu
>>152426473Of what, my team drafting him?
>>152426455
>>152424004>Coaches can't discuss actual strategy or playcalling because the rest of the league would adjust and ruin their season>same with mechanics, schemes, blocking, etc.>so no matter what question gets asked, the answers always boil down to "yeah I thought he did a good job" or "yeah [RB] saw the gap and went through it great vision" or "[player] is very tough, I'm not surprised at [result]" or even "yeah we need to do better there"Seriously, legitimately, honestly, unironically what the FUCK is the point of interviewing anyone on an NFL team?
>>152426479kek
>>152426462Tarkenton, Cunningham and Steve Young don't exist?
Say what you will about Herbert but he has good taste in vapid thots
>>152425042>alphoomers create their own meme>it's just the game but worseYou just lost btw
>>152426473Since when did Enimenem start doing football instead of rapping?>
>>152425526What sort of black magic does Green Bay have with QBs?
>>1524264983 guys over 30 years with 2 never winning a superbowl. And those guys could hang in the pocket if they needed too.
>>152426525Good coaching
>>152426473the most raiders looking qb I have ever seen
>>152426498See, that's the problem. You had to bring up guys that played literally 60 years ago. I never said that no QB has ran for yards before.But now that the rules have essentially made QBs an endangered species that can't be touched lest you incur a 15 yard penalty, ejection, fine, or suspension, it'd be foolish of you to NOT have a decently mobile QB. Steve Young was unique because he played when you could fucking headhunt the QB. Now practically every QB is scrambling and running for yards the millisecond the pocket begins to break down, because they know they can't be touched which leads to longer, safer rushes.
We should have a Rivers thread next
>>152426575>qb goes on a 15 yard scramble where multiple defenders have an opportunity to take a shot but let up because the qb is a couple of yards away from the out of bounds and they don't want to get a 15 yard penalty and $50,000 fine>commentator can't stop glazing the qb>"WOW DID YOU SEE THAT RUN HOW DID HE DO THAT???"
>The Chiefs’ rooting guideChiefs over Chargers obviously Bills over PatriotsPackers over BroncosSeahawks over Colts
>>152426494Coaches actually do discuss the strategies with the broadcasters, but in private a couple days before the game. The correct answer to this question is that people like Chargers fans WANT to see her interview Sherbert and give canned answers after a big win. That's why.
>>152426642I've been saying it for a while now, but I don't think that QBs should be able to pump fake. Because there's a non-existent margin of error between when you can tackle a QB after he throws the ball, a pump fake is no different in a defender's mind to faking a slide. After the QB throws the ball, he is protected and cannot be touched. To fake that protection is to signal to the defense that you are becoming a protected player and you must stop playing now. It's different than a juke, which is a simple athletic maneuver of misdirection. Riding the sideline, pump faking, and faking a slide are telling the defense "you must stop now, it's against the rules to hit me", then going "lol nevermind you're supposed to play until the whistle blows" even though they have 0 margin for error. Hit a QB .2 seconds after he throws? 15 yards.
>>152425789>>152425580now he knows how it feels to be crashed into and flee the scene
>>152425626
>>152426642This is why I'm glad they didn't throw the flag on that Jackson Dart hit a week ago. It was a perfectly clean hit from a defender to a runner trying to squeeze as many yards as he can. Though if it was mahomes it'd be a penalty 10/10 times.
>>152426499He seems like such a solid dude of faith that losing all those playoff games probably made him even more a servant of the Lord.
>>152426059>that huge push offKEK
Herbert used to be a friendly autist, but he’s an unlikable asshole
>>152426266too bad that bears faggot put his hand on the top of the helmet, which is a penalty
>>152426698>faking a slideAbsolutely homosexual behavior. Honestly faking a slide is such bullshit that it should be an automatic penalty and a defensive player of the coach's choice should get the opportunity to lay one hit on the QB, kind of like a penalty shot in divegrass but a lot more painful
>>152426736That's a based from me dawg
>>152426537Are my lions... good?
>>152426747yea faking a slide is bitchmode
>>152426754Yeah
Mahomes is making the playoffs. The AFC is his. No other team shall win an owl while he is in the league. This power is unlike Brady's who watched millions of QBs on other teams use his beautiful AFC like a cum rag. Under mahomes leadership no AFC team shall win a owl until he retires which Brady could never do.So much for a "goat" debate.
>>152426516lost what, unc?
>>152426764:^)
>>152426730who
did anyone find this X post of Wildes crash out yet?
>>152426787no what happened?
>>152426747To be fair, I think faking a slide is already a penalty. But faking going out of bounds and pump faking are not despite both of them being practically the same thing as faking a slide.The problem with sliding fundamentally is that linebackers and safetys, or any backfield player has to hesitate and just watch a QB run towards them because they can't run directly at them. If you run straight at a QB running to you, they can start to slide, draw marginal contact, and get 15 yards on top of their run. It's all absolutely fucking pathetic pussy shit and treats QBs as if they're fragile glass faggots and not football players.
Mahomes is beating the chargers and the chargers are missing the playoffs. So much for mahomes being out.
>>152426765You're not entirely wrong. This board doesn't want to admit that the Chiefs still have a realistic chance to make playoffs. Two of Chargers, Colts, and Texans have to choke and that is very likely to happen. Dolphins and Ravens will end the season with losing records. Chiefs can and most likely will squeeze their way into playoffs and will ball out and reach the AFCCG minimum.
>>152426826if you bite on a pump fake past the LoS, you deserve to eat it
>>152426647And still the least likely to happen is the Chiefs winning lmao
>>152426718Respect to Dart for getting right back up from that hit without missing a beat, if Mahomes or Allen got walloped like that they'd be crying for a flag before they even touch the grass
>>152426834broncos are losing the division, they're the buccs of the west
Chiefs are sneaking into the playoffs and immediately getting blasted by Buffalo lol
Playoffs?
>>152426849>Josh Allen>beating the Chiefs in playoffs everlol
>>152426851Playoffs?
>>152426849you are not winning the division
>>152426843>Broncos collapsing
what's going on in new york?
>>152426851>>152426858worry about beating the aints first
>>152426858Playoffs!
>>152426867thanks for reiterating what I already said
>>152426849Taylor Swift has a strong relationship with Disney, and ESPN bought the NFL Network and gave the league a 10 percent equity stake.
>>152426872just now on X?
>>152426835What does that have to do with anything? I never said anything about doing it past the LoS.
>>152426834The Chiefs haven’t won 4 straight all year, and now we’re expected to believe they’re going to and that the Chargers will lose out after just beating the Eagles? It’s over. The Colts are irrelevant in this discussion too. Their season is just at over as the Chiefs’.
>>152426870Staten Island is Jets clay
>>152426886you're the kind of faggot who claps now that NBA games are 150-145
>>152426890>>152426890The Chiefs will win
>>152426877What makes you thinks the Broncos are gonna collapse?
poor little queefies keeeeeeeeeeek
>>152426862Buffalo WILL win the division
>>152426872do you know which segment it was during? I can rewind it on my television and find it
>>152426893Jets are only liked by long islanders just like the other Jannetty teams in New York
NEW
chikaner crashing out
>>152426910you can only win on the final drive so many times before Karma comes a calling
>>152425318>>152426462>>152426575>>152426642>>152426698>>152426747QBs gotta be athletic now, white boys that can't run can't compete in todays game.
>>152426905And it still won’t matter, because the Chargers have 3 paths1. Beat the Chiefs2. Win 2 other games3. Beat the Broncos in week 18 who do have a shot at having clinched the 1 seed and are resting starters.
>>152426896The fuck are you on about? I hate this unburdened offense shit and tying a hand behind each defender's back.
>>152426943What if... they throw
>>152426946They will lose to the Packers
>>152426954They will RAPE the packers
>>152426943The BAWBs won't like this one
>>152426963J Love MVP highlights
>>152426966SKOL
>>152426950Then teams will use simulated pressures and disguised coverages to throw off their timing
>>152426967Not against denvers defense. Nigga put up 10 on the niggles lol
>>152426987>xe thinks denver has a good defense and hasn't just played against garbage teams
>>152426995The cowboys have a top offense in the league and literally got raped by Denver
>>152426987the same broncucks that let whoever the raiders are currently parading out there waltz down the field unmolested? okay
>>152426943And this is why QB play is worse and worse. They don't need to know how to maneuver in the pocket, buy time, let routes develop, and read coverages. They're just sitting in the pocket and the millisecond 1 guy shows any pressure they bolt away. They know they can run because you can't hit a QB>too high>too low>too hard>near the sideline>.0001 seconds after they throw>.0001 seconds after they slide>land on them>fling them to the groundThe only reason why there's so many more black QBs is because they're being coddled by the rules to allow them to run all over the field while defenders shit themselves as the prospect of tackling them.
If the Broncucks defense is so good then why did the Giants score 32 fucking points against them?
>>152427011Jordan Love will win MVP
>>152427024jameis winston
>>152427011>allowed more points than cardinals, bears, and eagles>elite defenseAH HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHA
>>152426966Also, Bolt Up!
>>152427024da flu
>>152427024The QB
>>152427013That's cause payton is an nfl flunky and hes letting them cover the spread
>>152427051>chikaner doesn't even watch "his" teamoof
>>152427024Performative so they could fire off a 33 degree masonic W and suck the soul out of the giants to fuel the 1488 white boy winter
>>152427068thanks
>>152427079
>>152426647They aren't making the playoffs
>>152427318Cope
>>152424244WTF does ratio'd mean?
>>152426705JaMarcus Mariota...
