>>152424171>>152424171
tom won, gane cheated, joana is a crazy bitch, jamal is an innercity can
Jon is OdysseusTom is Polyphemus
We don't claim this guy btw.
>>152430789I can smell da programs and popeye's off your post
>>152430801heeminder you are on a visa and the only thing you claim is kela benefits
>>152430803thats just the smell of jonny bones jones' cock being whiped across your upper lip chawncy
what are your thounghts on the situation, canada?
>>152430812Jones is routinely arrested with women in various states of undress, no one has ever seen tom twatspintard's mail order bride or retarded mischlings
>>152430821what situation?
I'm Jon Jones's secret hidden son
>>152430843THE situation
I'm Jon Jones's public hidden son
who has been the most disrespected mma fighter this year?
You're just like (Crosstown traffic) So hard to get through you(Crosstown traffic) I don't need to run over you
>>152430868Fuck if I know
>>152430868probably still chandler
God will fuck you up and I get to watch
Finnish Malevolence Dark BenevolenceSeeps through the cracks in your floorboards
Jon "Suge" Jones
>>152430937The god of all encompassing evilThe ruiner, he who infects, takes all gives nothing back.
Danish fermented potato stew
Denmark versus SwedenMan versus Machine
>>152430937thanks Herb
>>152430992The machinery of my mind is much like a chronometer. The cogs never stop spinning, they run forever.
>>152431013protect yourself at all times
Many people have gone through worse fates than when Aspinall's eyeballs imploded. But it is stupid to say that he did not suffer from it. The mental fallout would render anyone of you as whimpering husks of being. The most damning evidence of this is the deteriorating state of these threads. Much can be said but I prefer the silence. Let god do unto you what he must.
>>152431036i could introduce a cascade into your cogs causing them to seize up. a heem.
whitey bulger made dana white suck his dick
>>152431117I do that every night to sleep.
>>152431036same thing happens to me when I take shrooms
>>152431122>madeI doubt much coercion was needed
>I'M HAPPY THANK YAAAAA- BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>152431189I could have sex with molly
>>152431195Where you spaffing
>>152431222wherever I'm told
>BREAKINGKr0n will never pull guard again and will climb the regional ranks until he makes way back to the UFC and he's coming for Gold. Fotchers PlanChills...
POLISHPWOER
Dana should be cut
>>152430801You're not a true Finn if you don't worship a Black Man you know this
/heem/ is a FartFairy general, gurusharts need not apply
>>152430868By Dana: ArmanBy fans: Aspinall
>>152431404we don't capitalize in a toby-like fashion here
this nigga
black boy
Poor poor
>>152431446>>152431448michael chandler to hap after showing his newly adopted brother ace
>>152431189
>>152431463mma fighters be like
>>152431464stop talking to yourself
"Fazza I'm lost" I saidThough I knew he was sleeping
>>152431465I could not have sex with molly
>>152431470A simple seed of a few thousand dollars could unlock the secrets to a future of financial freedom thoughbeit
>>152431482She is full of sodium in that pic to be fair, less sodium and she looks half decent. I'd definitely throw some sticks at her
Someone should tell The Preacher's Daughter that you should definitely slap some sunnies on if you're going to be bumping bag in Pacha at 4am.
Too many Lanklets in this world, got to start messing with them
>>152431518Being a gnome is the best base for MMA. Cormier, Volk, Cejudo. Look into it!
/heem/ discourse is leaking again. First Trump irl piggy posting. Now shavkat irl blk boy posting. We have to chill for real
The cycle…. is BROKEN.
>>152431507average 25 yo wyte gurl
chills...
>>152431518Protect yourself at all times
Shavkat no!
>>152431494I could once again have sex with molly
>>152431533you gotta love the shavmeister
>>152431599>uzbookistan>buckgomedov>gets called black no euphemism or slur just black once (nick is literally new mansa)>gets butthurt
>>152431518HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
I fingered Jamal's gf in a Sydney nightclub
>>152431696Unfortunately fate of events worse than death itself I'm afraid!
>>152431599mongol coloniser mindset
>>152431735you called?
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JrFu0xj0bs
dat bitch made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment
>>152431599But No. 10 isn't really in front of No.3 and no contender talk but you just mentioned the contender spot and you were scheduled to fight Kill Cliff guys and Usman kinda is one and he outwrestled you to a 49-46 Mr Buckgomedov. I'm confused.
>>152431533you werent lying. its real
>>152431599Surely he gets banned from ufc for this? Saying white boy is ok because its funny, this is just racist
>>152431832why is there a light skinned child in buckley's arms
>>152431842He impregnated some Finnish bitch. She's been New Mansa'd, I'm afraid.
>>152431842Geez.... Biology is brutal
>>152431849Many such cases!
>>152431852This child is white according to varg
>>152431852many such cases
man it doesn't even look sentient
Sometimes I get the jungle feverThen I snap out of it when I remember the side effects: half-monkey kids
>Magomedov was involved in an assault at a shopping center on March 15, 2022, in Dagestan. Magomedov verbally took offense to a man and woman kissing in front of him on an escalator, afterwards Magomedov confronted the man. Bystanders separated them, and Magomedov walked out to an exit. Moments later, camera footage showed Magomedov waiting for the man at the exit, where he sucker-punched him and stomped on his head. The criminal charges are still being decided by the courts.[34] Under these circumstances, his contract with the UFC ended up being postponed.
>>152431530>too tall to be a dwarfmaxxed strength bully>too short to be a lanklet pointfag decisionator
Michael Morales will fuck Islam Makhachev in the cage
varg was a normie who was set up by euronymous to kill him basically, i watched all his retelling of the story and it seems like varg was the new guy on the scene and they were all kidding around with him until he killed someone for real, all that satanism talk got to him, he was a good kid otherwise who just deep dived into the wrong people
Interesting shirts innit
>>152431877I'm courting a hap at present but will wear gloves when sparring iykwim
>"Articulate? What iz thiz? I ain't no fucking lawyer. Fucking bullshit. I'm from Poland, motherfucker. I will fuck you up!"How do you respond without sounding mad?
on the day before they were supposed to rehearse together, the guy varg was living with got a call from a drunk euronymos and he told him he was going to drug varg and then take him to the woods tie him and torture him varg was autistic so he drove out there the next day with that in mind and basically got into a fight with him right away but varg took it too far and stabbed this poor lil manlet dude 36 times lmao people who believe he is innocent are idiots
>>152431945combat sports?
fazza I cannot fighting tony monster, you must diekhabib...no
salkilld genuinely gonna get pulled into a dawgfight and be heemed by wrongjew
>>152431943pull out my bbc and hypnotize joanna junglelover
>>152431899every black metal scene ever, including the original one, has been populated exclusively with autists and BPDemons. naturally hilarity ensues when the autists don't understand that the BPDemons were just doing it for attention. varg is an autist and euronymous was a BPDemon until he got ventilated by the based sperg. many such cases, i fear
>>152431888Lowkenuinely the worst fighter in the UFC
>>152431599what shavkat said is sooooo inoffensive, like something an older relative would jokingly say to you when you were a kid, but of course black people always have to act like theyre the biggest victims, so typicali bet they would even somehow find a problem with our traditional holiday celebration where we paint a sheep black and hang it on a tree
KWABOTD
>>152432014>gave worst title defense performance OATthat honour belongs to DDP getting simulated by cumshart
>>152431507her eyes look fine
>>152432014lowkenuinely he was never championship quality. ww had a string of bum champions after usman
anyone here ever been in big debt
really one look at shavkat shows the state of the current ufc, a "star" thats so inbred one of his eyes never fully formed and is only allowed to find in unregulated sandland
>>152432046looks less inbred than the average black boy
>>152432035jdm peaches up every other contender but maybe garry if garry commits to his fighting from a mile away gameplan perfectly, just unlucky for him that pisslam was so dedicated to ducking ilia that he ran away to 170 when he did
KWABOTY
shavkat vs taliban court ufc white house
>>152432022nobody thought DDP was good though
>>152432053jdm gets slept silly by prates and morales
>>152432069this is also true of JDM
>>152432076people are heavily overrating morales based on chinning a heartlet midge who had no apparent intention to actually take him downprates doesnt throw enough volume to get big shots through on jack
>>152432100brady squashes jdm like a bug. he has no ko threat to psyche him out like morales did
Do you think DDP cried after his loss to Khamzat?
in no world is making it to a decision less elite than getting finished immediately
>>152432111
>>152432103jdm does exactly what belal did to brady but in the first round and with a lot more damage
>Van vs Hasbulla i see a collision in our future. hasbulla is just entering his prime
>>152431983He's the only dagestani who never wrestles
pitbull, nayer, ne-yotonight
ddp had 2 broken vertebrae and only had 10% vision going into the khamzat fight
>>152432168Tom Asspenis got his eye gently rubbed and he quit meanwhile Jon ripped his own toe off and had to be informed of it by the Mohegan Sun staff.
>>152432040are you in big dihbt
Van didn't win shit, but pantoja did lose. as simple as that.
>>152432040define big
>>1524324596-7 inches
>>152432467several times
>>15243245910k and im a poorfag
>>152432479that's not even a year's wages above the balkans b you'll be okay just get professional help and make payment plans
>>152432069>>152432096>nobody thought DDP was good though90% of heem picked ddp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQl1JbuYrLkfind me a more complete fighter? cant take him down, he's three feet tall
>>152432479>>152432497it's important to use a proper agency since you're poor so that you're taken seriously the interest is where they'll heem you silly so bite the bullet while you're under like 25k
I will only say this once.Gane did nothing wrong.
So Michael Morales has officially threatened to sexually rape Islam Makhachev
i thought rob font and dan ige were same person
>>152432515Youre supposed to pick who you want to win not who you think will actually win.
>>152432614
>>152432538Why was he hitting the rizzler in the face? The rizzler is a child. Very disrespectful
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>152432614My picks are still alive in that pic so the first two fights of the main card are clearly the only ones which matter.
>>152432650the little incest freak finally found someone almost as weak as him
the bachi on these bazis
They offered me peanuts. I don't eat peanuts
>good evening yan sisters
Finland dropping fiscal knowledge. Honestly? Respect. Germbro remember you're only one or two UFC parlays away from greatness
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MIAMI WHORE WIFE
>>152432744Ah yes good evening
Sandhagen made 2 million by selling pic of his balls..
>>152432848Oh my gosh, where has this world come to. I cannot believe this. Where did he post it?
>patricio pitpull signed to ufc>fights once last summer
>>152432899he fought twice
>>152432899They're cloning him
>>152432916Yeah but he fought once last summer, too.
The PFL quietly stripped Ngannou of the heavyweight strap and no one said a thing! What the fuck!
>>152432899He was sacrificed like pico and minx, fed to the most brutal gatekeepers Dana keeps in the shed of his condo just so he can humiliate PFL and bellator managers
Anyone here wanna fuck?
>>152432984I'll be your Hucklebappa
>>152432984If you're looking for casual gay sex /f1/ is down the hall
>for your debut i will give you 8 fight winning streak Mario Bautista, how about that kid
>>152432839Haha
>>152432984>I'll show your pussy how it felt to tap 3 times in that octagon
>>152433014The UFC is an opportunity not a charity.
we are aspinall we carry the flame
In a game of blood we saw a man who never bled. Tom Aspinall.
>>152433054Ok dana
What's up fight fairy fans
>>152433078no fuckin way
>>152433078Hey, you weren't home last time I dropped by the apartment, must have been busy haha its ok i'll be back soon
>>152432941
>>152433078What's up hon?
>>152432515i immediately found my pick and i got it rightim a genius (just ignore that i picked neal over prates)
>>152432839me and the broad checkin out /heem/
kinda off topic, but why are box threads so slow (100 replies in 3 days) while heem is way faster? hq
>>152432839>>152432744>>152433123OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765368895410236.webm
>>152433177
>>152433177Suck on a shotgun you dirty blacked mutt
Can't tell if Morales threatening to rape Islam in the ass makes him more or less likely to get the shot. You never know what reaction the zesty brassas will have to that, either he gets offended because Morales is calling him gay and books the fight to prove his masculinity or he gets bamhole inspection day PTSD from the statement and ducks
>>152433445did he actually say that? dont gaslight me
You have to be man first
>>152433516get a job first
>>152433408LMAO JEREMY MEEKS FUCK MORE THAT YOU. FACTL E V E Lhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2331aUmrTbY&t=20
>>152433408A new style, kid, a new formatA new technique and you're with so all of that?Ragga raps to beats commercialWhich ain't personal still write the verboI'll let you know straight from the ghetto
>>152433166they have two boxing videos in the entire thread, they just cant hang with the big dogs. none of their fighters ever tease coming to mma lol
>>152433408The last time you smashed pussy ?https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1765379628789096.webm
>>152433586You clearly don't watch recent boxing bouts
Who is living in his car here ? I don't watch mma now. Also indica flower new scene fucking. She's fat and on hard drugs. She need to retire.
Indica flower in her prime.
/meatball/
bro we geeet it your masturbating
>>152433610you need to warn people of the jump scare im shook b
Frenchie is a beast. Literally goons so hard he ends up homeless in his car gooning to fat white rasta pornstars. Levels.
>>152433166pillowtap was averaging a bit below 3 posts every 4 hours until the furyposting resumed
Levantines have the most beautiful women on earth
>>152433646in the citroën again what did you do this time
>>152433669My bad bapa, have a heem
>>152433720pita falafel and a vichy
>3rd place out of 3 competitors
>>152433731Post finnish GILFS
>>152433055kek
>>152433698I didn't goon. the scene was to ridiculous. Bad exorcism level of acting. Her belly beer is disgusting. She's coping with keish grey on X.They are walled but don't want to admit.>>152433725Lost my money in guadeloupe.
>>152433757
>>152433757post gil's? okay.
>>152433757.
>>152433783aiai
>>152433769>>152433770>>152433757OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHhttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1765382964710916.mp4
>>152433757more
I can keep going
got buzzcut today and shaved my mustache. if you cant beat them join 'em
which two fighters have the biggest real life hatred for one another. current fighters not kabob and McCocaine.
>>152433826Nice
>>152433830my fist your chin
>>152433830None, most of it is a larp to hype up a fight except those two, maybe DC jones
>>152433826BADASS
Unfair by design. Umar by decision.
>>152433800Good man
>>152433868
Any florida heemers want to fix her?
she'd beat me bloody if i try anything
>>152431599>schaub's cat making cuckley seethe this hard grim
fairy is recently single and going through a rough patch
>>152433975Fugly little gremlin
any joe pyfer news?
>>152434000hair transplant holding steady so far
>>152433995monitor
>>152433995Let me guess you only like plastic asian whores
bro why is magney such an underdog against this unknown brazza
>>152434022possibly because magny sucks and was never good
>>152434022a very dusty looking nigga
>>152434022>unknown brazza former bellator champ I guess?this should favor magny's odds even more desu kek
very dusty indeed
>>152434025>>152434025yeah but the brazza is a bellator bum who was slept by a literal who to lose his belltator>>152434045exactly kek
>>152434022because this isnt just any bellator bum (hes far more credentialed than mvp, chandler, alvarez, etc) and magny is 45 years old going to decisions with regional bums like jake matthews
fufu is kinda shit tbch
>>152433923real one
>>152434096Dana white "loves this kid"
Yan by manslaughter
lets give this kid 50k
khabib nuroevwademov
>>152434096isn't this the backstory of most of the Blackzilians?
>and then Arman raped my Nina Drama in front of me and I said "don't fucking touch her she's my cumslut !" but he kept going
nina drama must smell like the unwashed back of an ear
>>152434157
>kron bears the rare steam orbthey doubted him
>>152434188wow, what an amazing and heartwarming true story
>ngubu killed a child but he would never EVER EVER threaten someone because of a fight night bonus
>>152434201Don't worry about it
>>152434201>don't worry about itbased bushdoctor shaman
>>152434201this is the secret ryan gracie died to protect
>>152433826Hoenstly? Respect.
>don't worry about it kid>don juan gracie
THEE Toilet Till???
>That's when Ngannou began to believe he was the one, yeah. He froze Hunter where he stood and told him he was booking him a flight to machine city.
Kron Grace's local sushi spot created the "Kron Roll" just for Kron. I saw it on this sick VICE doc about Kron Gracie. He just walks into the sushi spot and orders a Kron Roll. Baller move from Kron Gracie.
no but really fufu, hard pass
>>152434299do they only serve Kron Rolls and if you try to ask them for something a little different, they just give you more Kron Rolls?
ihavechills
If anyone wants to see the Kron Roll in action. It's from the YouTube video titled "The Pescatarian Diet of Kron Gracie, MMA Fighter" by VICE Munchies
>>152433923
>>152434320my backup side piece says the same so I'm down one heem unless my fallminge pulls through
>>152434334What's his name?
>>152434328>Pescatarian>eats ricethick as mince
>>152434329Revolting manbody dyke
>>152434343chatri sityodtong
>>152433923Underrated lolcow
Jacked thaiwanese boys are having a war
Just one more ufc event for espn
>>152434362what are the ramifications vis an vis Friday Fights
\>>152434362How do you chinese even connect to our sites?
>>152434368Says who?
>>152434412It’s common knowledge
>>152434421care to extrapolate?
Tell me about Kron's steam ball, is there a Gracie course I can buy to learn more about this esoteric knowledge?
>>152434426What’s understood doesn’t need to be said
Tito seems like a big retard but his business portfolio is insane. He's probably one of the richest past fighters.
>>152434441Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist pal
>>152434463You won’t exist after I get through with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm_0QJ-jE5o>Victory Fighting League: The Road to Redemption>December 12tthKorn Garcie Returns
>>152434489
>>152434091putting the house on whatever his is i guess
>>152434480I go in this position when I fart too hard (CTE, PTSD from McRib War 93-94)
>>152434091He lost to Jason Jackson. He can’t be any good.
I'm sorry Ms JacksonoohI am for real
That's THE Jackson Jackson bud
>>152434512>Place a bet. >Place two. >Enjoy the ride.Draft Kings TM
>Jon Anik voice: AARON FUCKING PICOOOO!!!!SOON
>>152434563Anthony Bourdain was a can. No good food from him.
>>152434586bourdain never cooked food he ate food from the third world and criticized whitey for being normal
>>152434563Dude simped for an international grade slut and offed himself when she cheated.
>>152434586>>152434617Factual on both counts
bourdain really was such a fucking can.>fifteen vaccinations and parasite pills later, I'm ready for the curry I've traveled across the world to have. Heh, white people wish they were this coolevery episode, then he kills himself from cucks syndrome
>>152434576I still remember watching Pico debut on Bellator over 8 years ago. Bellator was really confident that they had just signed this wrestling prodigy who would be a huge MMA star. And then Pico got submitted in 24 seconds by Zach Freeman, who had a full time job and only trained MMA part time in evenings. I remember Freeman doing and interview after the fight saying his boss called to make sure he wasn't quitting and that Bellator was very angry with him.
chickpeas AND turmeric?!?!
calum bispbong won his mma debut
I think I'm coming down with th Chrohn's... it runs in my family spent a fucking hour in the toilet this morning and feel like I took more kicks to the guy than Merab last Saturday. My intestines are gonna heem me bros.
>>152434735Seems Rebecca is a big fan of Gaethje
>>152434735looks like an even more retarded garth
the bisping boy will be champ
>>152434877It always impressed me that Fabricio stood his ground here.
>>152434877the bisping boy that already has torn his ACL and pec? calum quit wrestling because of injuries. kid is cooked before he started
Tito is just dyslexic. His cantina is fucking popping
>>152434900the cage demands his blood. you think bisping got that title for free?
Anyone want anything whilst I'm in here?
>>152435016holy crap is that tito's mexican cantina? can you ask for the manager (tito)
>>152435016this reminded me of that picture of tito with his dick out
>>152435001Yeah white people are a bunch of race traitor nutless cuckolds but this isn't actually relevant to sports
>32 year old Chris Duncanthis is what living in Alloa does to you
>>152435113is that ian garry
>>152434201>huge steam ball comes out your chestgenuinely what the fuck would this be? >don't worry about itI'd worry about it, personally
Stoicism Explained Through Petr Yan
>>152435148This is Kyle Propolis
>>152435001Third world people tend to stick to their own balkanized internet spaces because they dont speak English.Maybe it's because you're spending your time in cesspools such as this website
Go on Cal!
You can't dispute this
>>152433607What is a female "must"? And who exactly is the one referred to as Forgot? Is it like Morgoth?I have yet to learn the vibrant English spoken by people of high melanin skin
>>152435188Random fat can on the regionals given more chances from back mount than former UFC champion
>>152435113that's what doing meth does to ya
>>152431985КAЗAХCTAH УГPOЖAET HAM БOMБAPДИPOBКOЙ
am trainy so hard, my nutrisshin coach mike dolche, he give me pop tart, i so happy
>>152435153body can get pretty hot when it's doing weird shit. probably just heat trapped inside his jacket that made fog with the cold air when he opened it up, assuming it's not a made up story
>>152435189>In a November 2024 interview, Hall stated that he has had 19 surgeries since his last bout in 2021 including a torn ACLbig shame. i loved seeing this autistic nigga roll around
>>152435189i’ve always believed in the wizard people forget he did twice as well as oliveira
>>152435186no they really don't. chinks nips and arabs do. there's a billion Indians and they all speak broken english everywhere
>>152434724kek popped me
>>152431985kek is that a real thing
>>152435189i mean we can, and we will
thank u paramount, that will be 7.7 billion dollars please
>>152435250hall vs oliveira for the bjj belt in 10 years
>>152435189>learn the most obnoxious unsafe spinning kicks and spam them because no one wants to take you downbased gameplan
wake up pantoja
buh buh buh buh buh I horny for kill children>vroooom
>>152435273I wouldn't know, I'm not a terminally online little dork. But when I do spend time on "Internet," I don't encounter many thirdies. Probably because I consume the content I want and then leave without trying to interact with little dorks like you.
let's face itgodbib has the best resume in mma history
10 days left-CSO
Joanna Jedrzejczyk jauntily jerking my junk whilst Jamahal jaundices jealously
>>152435330
>>152435330>2026>I am forgotten Ngannou definitely one of the most overrated fighters in poofc history just because Reddit thought he was going to epicly own Dana. Then he left, did nothing he said he was going to do and cashed a check for getting flatlined by a real athlete. Oh and of course ran over a child with his motorcycle
>>152435399sure buddy for sure
>>152435452I thought Warren Spencer was some old cyberpunk author
>>152435452middleweight?
>>152435452>The MechanicVery exciting
>>152435549me on the right
>>152435494nah he made Deus Ex
>>152435468most of Ngannou's fans were indian bbc lovers
>>152435549dude from a tiny little tax haven that does motorcycle races
>>152435250>Crotch sniffers, russia :I>Crotch sniffers, Bjj faggots :0Kill yourself
is yan the greatest fighter of all time?
>>152435770no, i am
>>152435758maybe the people that like Ryan Hall aren't the same ones complaining about grapplers? did that thought cross your feeble mind or is everyone the same person in your little head?
>>152435723is the isle of man infested with foreign shitters or is it safe?
oops forgot pic
>>152435788i dont know, but some of the primary schools are starting to teach in a language called manx, which is like irish but with better spelling
>>152435770he's definitely highly skilled and mechanically gifted. but he's like 5'6 or something so he cannot be the greatest fighter of all timegreatest fighter of all time was probably some abnormally large hellene who toured around the ancient world doing exhibitions against the best fighters of other nations
>>152435784honestly? respect
he has the power of the ford escort in him
100 gorillas vs Petr Yan
>>152435813>greatest fighter of all time was probably some abnormally large hellene who toured around the ancient world doing exhibitionsWho then gets fraudchecked by a 42 year old Jan tim elliot style, we heard that story many times, it always ends the same.
>>152435926this image got me shivering and quivering and convulsing
>>152435976chills?
>>152435976it made my clitty cage alarm go off and it exploded destroying my Tapout display case
I fucked an escort in my Ford
>>152435189>best fighter of the generationlmao
I Ford a fuck escort
>don't mention eyes around are tom only he's still upset about the whole thing>y-y-yes andymanap
>>152436035KO'd Reddit's favorite fighterKO'd Reddit's second favorite fighterKO'd Reddit's third favorite fighterChased The Third World's favorite fighter out of the division Chased The Third World's second favorite fighter out of title contentionWhat else does he need to do
I can't a Ford escort
jon jones lost to dom reyes. end of discussion
jon jones talks about jesus like a convict securing parole, reyes talks about jesus like a recovering alcoholic trying to justify ngannou-ing his kid in the driveway
>>152436092Not say he would rather give up his belt than fight the #1 contender. Not take a year off to cry about his wife leaving him.
>>152436092beat Yan
>>152436092Grow 6 inches
say what you will about merab but he's not taking a year off to lament "losing" a very mid bogged 'zuelan and a child with something seriously wrong with him
>>152436132The #1 contender is either Justin Gaethje or Paddy Pimblett come January. There was a guy we thought was a contender but he pulled out 24 hours before his big night>>152436134Yan is free to move up to 155 >>152436145Height or penis length
>>152436172his eye was a fuckin balloon
I genuinely thought fight island would give birth to a tekken ufc hybrid with beach backdrops, water floating cages, stages with moving platforms and tag team tournaments free from any government body imposing rules or drug testing.
>>152436092survive divorce rape at the hands of a ran thru miami slut
>>152436132he just doesn't want lame fights. arman has no clout.
A-Arman Tsarukyan, hermano? No no I fite real liverpool gangster Paddy pinblet for legacy
>>152436239yeah I honestly thought the same thing, finally something cool and intense, I'd get to see Guida vs Huerta 2 at Angkor Wat, but no all we got was apex center somewhere on or near an island
>arman 2023haha what a shitter he lost to gamrot>arman 2025 (topuria is KOing elite fighters like its nothing)why is topuria ducking arman? he's the righteous title contender, he gave dan hooker his 13th loss
>>152436132Arman got him twirling in fear.
>>152436273plez dana gib gaychee green jello warrior is real importen fite for legsee
>>152436321I'd make this hangry little munchkin twirl on my inbred BWC like a dreidel
>>152436321Someone post the webm of him eating the giant croissant with the equally giant mug of coffee please
merab vs zahabli. chills
>>152436209Paddy has never beaten a ranked fighter. The closest was Chandler but his ranking was also fake because he loses to everyone. Paddy moved from #10 to #5 without fighting anyone. Like Dana just admitted, the rankings are fake. The best should fight the best, but Ilia is ducking Arman with help from Dana.
>>152436373
>saves bjj
>>152436385>Paddy has never beaten a ranked fighterFirst Round Finish over Bobby Green (#15)Third Round Finish over Michael Chandler (#8)>the rankings are fakeShouldn't make the argument that Paddy hasn't fought a ranker then? What was the point of your post?!?!? >Ilia is ducking ArmanJust like Toporio was ducking Max, I'm sure...
>>152436366
>>152436366no armans a dork
>>152436234talmbout topuria b
>>152436432that's just silly
there are casuals in this very thread who didn’t watch this fight
>>152436432Hell yeah>>152436434too late bitch fuck u
>>152436459you keep talking wreckless
>>152436479ting ting steal exposed again wow, what a bum
>>152436493robocop is a marauder to be fair
>>152436239yeah they put those ufc cages right on the beach at yas island and used them in every promo back in 2020 only to never touch them again
>>152435549Yan should appropriate that nickname
>kody steele last fight: feb 8 2025>no fights scheduled
>>152436432wtf am I looking at
>>152436479>grappling match>fightting ting sparks that chinlet out if they were throwing hands
every fight is on fight island if you think about it
>>152436483Chama!
>>152434188I refuse to believe this is realhow would a cat know how to spell 'SOS'?
>>152436531rolled twice steamed horse dung, it's a delicacy where Arman is from
>>152436591honestly thought this was going to be an AI video where chama rockets off into the distance and all the cars and people crash into each other at 400 mph, I think my brain is heemed
Arman got them boiling once again
>>152436635That would be pretty cool though
I never would've guessed Dumb Bastard would dethrone cooking with volk
what happened in bulgaria
It's crazy that Callum is a great bulking retard and Ellie is radiant. Rebekkah is also gorgeous!
me son...me evil demented son.
>>152436829
I didn't even know he was sick
>>152436731why does a grown man have so many videos of himself gorging on food
say what you will about aspinall but he's never paraded the freak around like ilja did with hugo
>>152436939It's a flex on NEETs
>>152436939Because it's frickin cool
>>152436939Views. Influencer side hustle, since no one in UFC wants to fight.
>>152436939mukbangs were a big hit with trannies and fat homosexuals about 8-9 years ago, Arman being from some bumfuck goat land is just now catching onto the fad as are his crusty cum and cheese covered fans it's a big deal for them
*spars you for three rounds whereupon i lose a unanimous 29-28 decision*that's how it's fucking done bitch
>>152437042consider this
>>152437149>*signs up for regional MMA immediately*
>>152437143Worked bitch
sverige
>>152437311this is arman's future
dana I canot fite I hassing diabetes stage 6
>BREAKING >Francis Ngannou will most likely not resign with the PFL and will finally be "a free man" once again. These promotions try to hold him down but now he can truly flourish.
>>152437373What of PFL Africa? Who will take charge?
>>152437373OnlyFans when?
>>152437382A savvy businessman some may refer to as African Blackman
buh buh buh buh, buh buh buh buh buh rape
>>152437373Maybe karate combat? But honestly really don't think he would want to fight Despaigne without being able to wrestle. He essentially only would have boxing as an option. And if not a Jake Paul fight, I don't see any real boxer thinking he is worth it risk or reward wise.
>>152437373>>152437466Francis will get heemed by another boxer, drive over Chandler's sons on his way to the airport, and will live a secluded life for the remainder of his days.
>>152437373Those bobble heads are onions as fuck
>>152437520imagine the cringe shit Cuckler will post about his heroic sons he loved so much forever when this happens, maybe he will lose motor function by then
I want to see Yam vs O'Malley 2
>my 12 year old son just picked up and opened a book for the first time I'm so proud of him
>>152437373>uhhhh m-mr ngubu if i may ask... why aren't you fighting this weekend for the p-peefl tit-*flashes of rage and annoyance>I JUS TOL YOU THAT I DIDN KNO' ABOU DAY FIGHT!!!*forced fake smile>I in perfect fight shape even tho i have deh no more neck muscles>b-b-b-buh but didn't y-you publically say you you were going to box maybe wilder next and not mma? b-but now he has a fight a-and you turned down jake?why ngubu so snappy with ariel these past few interviews? hes LITERALLY the only guy still investing in a ngubu comeback so he can say he was behind him the whole time and dana bad.
how long till smiff unretires?
>>152437743prob cause Ariel is the only one giving him interviews no one is really beating the walls down for Ngannou to do anything but answer for his crimes against children
WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? NO MR. PADDY I WON'T GET IT! WHY DID YOU REDEEM YOU DUMB BITCH???? WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
found talbott's jacket at the museum lol
>>152437373Show upGrandstand about rightsGet knocked the FUCK outMurder a childAbandon everything you talked aboutThank you Francis!
Lifting weights don't tell Dee
>>152437953Haha he does look and sound like that
>>152437955english rose
>>152437953lmao retard whos laughing now
>>152436759>the romans lost to this
Yam vs O'Nalley
>>152437743he looks like a villainous evil man in this pic. even moreso than ariel
remember when ngannou positioned himself as a morally righteous savior of mma just to not make any changes at pfl and completely abandon pfl africa
>>152438073he was fighting for the fighters
>>152435758ryan hall doesn't crotch sniff though
>>152438073it's okay jake paul is going to save the pfl now trust the plan
>did you kill her?>Maybe you should ask her that>Did you kill her?>I'm at the point in my life where I don't feel like I need to address such ridiculous accusations>Did you kill her?>If I did then she would be the only person that I ever killed. What does that say about her?>Did you kill her?>I'm at a good point in my life now where I'm comfortable with myself What a fucking fraud.
>>152438088Just sticks his anus up in the air
>>152438151>mfw when these are my standard responses when people are mad at me
>mario bautista isnt brandon royval
>>152437994Still me
ufc is shit
>>152438348Based.
>>152438513Shut up bitch
Schaub heemed a k-1 bum so salsaboy can KWAB a cratian cheater
>>152438263It's VINI TIME -CSO-
>>152438513
who cares, ufc is a bucket of shit
>>152438575Salsadaddy with another pig bussy trophy for his jalapeno hole mantle
this is for SPORT this is for LEGACY. ufc could never.
>>152438759what the fuck
>>152438759
>>152438759Piss waterfall
>>152431533He saw the term "white boy" getting used and thought it could be used for other races but doesn't understand the intricacies of the American oppression Olympics hierarchy. He needs to take 2-3 critical race theory courses and forget
>>152437373>>152438759This is the opposite of both sport and entertainment. Strange move for PeeFL. Ngubu acting like he's shocked to ariel but I'm thinking he might actually have grabbed poor Don's collar and threatened to thrash his head against the wall
>>152438759where are they walking to
>>152431533wtf is going on
>>152438759>Lost to corey anderson and ngannou (both of whom are ufc's sloppy seconds)
>>152438895To the Smart Cage™
danadaddy got magumbo on his knees
>>152438759lol based, this steppes retard has no clue about how many black clitties he made explode with this post
>>152438759Wait isn't nganou the champion?? why did they strip him?
>>152437373Dana was legitimately right about Ngannou the whole time and none of you believed him.
>>152439011Because francis is at a point in his life now where he doesn't feel the need to respond to ridiculous rumours like the fact that nemkov and fereira are fighting
>>152439061>>152439061>>152439061
>>152439011It was a Abu Schaubi Superfight Meme Special attraction belt he won
>>152438961it's time for Ngubbo to pay the ULTIMATE price
