antebellum: >>152430771
if you love ufc like this post
we cannot follow them
>>152439061um delete this shit immediately
>cut from the ufc>brutally heemed by a boxcel>squandered his free money deal in the pflhow long until he ropes?
low key bummed pratesh a fag
>>152439162Tiki is a known pedophile btw Sean Strickland pressured Dana in to giving him his second title shot by posting about it on twitter
>>152431832>>152438883He wasn't saying it in english like Khamzat. He commented in Kazakh and that's the instagram translation. He actually said 'blk boy you're gonna eat a stick' or 'blk boy eat's a stick' which is a saying in Kazakh that seems to mean 'you're gonna get heemed' or maybe the 'stick' is his COCK and he's going to fuck the buck.
>>152439183Kobe is in Hell?
>>152439189>>152439162Schizo hours aren't until after 8pm CMT here.
Apologize to Dana. He was right about Ngannou and he's probably right about fighter pay too.
buh buh buh buh buh I sorry Dana plase buh buh
>>152439245what about the dog from dam busters?
when its says "verification isnt required"- Coolest man on the internet
>>152439162
>>152439233>Schizo hoursKhamzat subs Rob. Dana starts talking about giving Khamzat a title shot. Strickland starts posting about Tiki Ghosen, close friend of Dana White and a manager for several high profile UFC fighters, being a pedophile rapist. A day later, a literal day later, Dana announces Strickland vs Du Plessis 2. Strickland deletes his posts and never mentions Tiki Ghosen again. Nobody does. This isn't schizo shit, it's what actually happened.
>>152439299>UFC White House will be the debut of UFCs new line of fighter inspired concession foodchills
Crazy that Ngannou killed someone, blacked Dana, fleeced the PFL, got sleemed by AJ and still manages to fashion himself as the counter culture to Dana's evil empire. The whole saga has convinced me that Dana is ultimately always right.
>Francis I know we agreed to only softballs but for the sake of this year's mma journalist of the year award I have to ask you, did you run over that little girl?>Why don't you ask her Ariel?>Well I'm not sure she can answer Francis.>There are cameras aren't there?>Well, I don't think there was any footage.>If I ran her over, then that must be the first girl in all the world that I ran over, so tell me Ariel, what does that say about her?>Apologies for pressing on this issue, but did you run her over or not?>I come from the salt mines of Cameroon Ariel. And now I am the world champion. What do you think?>I don't know, you tell me!>I'm at the point in my life now where I don't feel the need to answer such ridiculous accusations. You know people will say what they say. When you are rich and wealthy there will always be people who want to drag you down.>Are you saying that little girl wanted to drag you down>Why don't you ask her? jesus christ francis
>>152439323ufc shaped macaroni
Francis ngannou robbed me of my msemn and ate it infront of me when he wan an illegal in casablana. Im traumatized!
>Newfags don't know about the UFC manager mafiaAli Abdelaziz was an FBI informant and still has a close relationship with themJon Jones' manager Richard Schaefer was the US manager of Swiss bank and personally oversaw two trillion dollars of funds before he retired to be a manager for combat sports. He was also coincidentally the manager for Oscar de La Hoya and is the CEO of Mayweather Promotions. This rabbit hole goes deep if you're willing to look. This is just the surface level of weird shit. A lot of bodies that can be linked directly to Dana and the Fertitas.
I saw him throw kobe into the hyena den
"Remember no Cameroonian"
>>152439394isn't this the guy with a tranny son? hunter Schafer or something like that? kek
Nigger Nigger nigger nigger
>>152439335he also ducked jake paul, probably his lowest moment
>>152439438
Now it's up for realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06OIj-VgbE0He's constantly enraged by Ariel but catches himself and smiles. Probably what he was like when Kobe acted a fool in public. Then when they get to the ngubumobile he'd heem his ass silly.
new ltgbq just dropped bros
I'm convinced Ali is an active CIA operative that's placed with fighters that could potentially be extremists because the gov doesn't like giving them visas
>>152439471>>152439344Why didn't he do the moneyberg style confrontional interview on him?
>>152439504Justin Gaethje and Henry Cejudo are potential extremist?
>>152439480I WILL FUCK SAVANNAH WHITE - Will UFC fighters benefit from new Paramount+ contract?
>>152439394ask yourself why Rahm Emmanuel is trying to be the US president
>start doing neck exercises for the first time>wake up with sore throat Damn hope that's normal
>>152439516No but they give a certain credibility or at least did at the time
>>152439538yeah the credibility does when it's those two and then 972 muslim retards
at least we wont have to see shavkat shitpirate for awhile
Wow what a shocking coincidence that Ali Abdelaziz, who was a government operative in the past, makes all of his American fighters publicly endorse and meet with Donald Trump and makes a big show of it at his rallies I wonder why that happens
>>152439450>>152439467are they brothers or something they look identical
Damn I wonder why Ali Abdelaziz managed fighters like Justin Gaethje and Kamaru Usman have publicly visited Chechnya and spent time with Kadyrov damn I wonder how that connection was made
does anyonw know why /r/ufc has more people than /r/mma?
>>152439566my two heroes
>>152439536it is.
Remember that time the brother of Tito Ortiz manager organized a hit against his own son who tried to whistle blow him over insurance fraud and the Tito Ortiz, Dana White, and the Fertitas all pooled together 500,000 in bail money and this all went awayhttps://mixedmartialarts.com/news/tito-ortiz-helps-post-suspects-500000-bail-in-murder-for-hire-case/?noamp=available
>>152439471fucking hell man i just can't listen to this retard talk, the fatigue just hits me too hard
>>152439582r/MMA bans anyone who goes against their gay takes, r/UFC is like heems without the gay daddy posting brown reatrds do here.
>>152439507Because people forget man, after ariel was banished and exiled from poofc conferences for no reason, his next biggest run to relevancy was stoking the ngubu vs ufc flames. He was the first to tell ngubu that he deserves a gorillian dollar paydays and that he's being treated poorly. The Fury vs Ngubu fight was Ariel's swansong. Ever since the Joshua loss ngubu doesn't answer any of Ariel's questions but Ariel stays loyal, even when ngubu's shitting all over him. Ariel just takes it.
>>152439576Kash Patel produced a pro trump movie alongside Putin backed director Lopatonok. Look into it!
this is what morales will do to pisslam
>>152439645Mentally ill cuck behaviorHe's eating the BBC bull's cum out of her btw
>>152439658Why does seeing two people having sex make you think about black men
>During one PFL season, fighters represented by Abdelaziz accounted for 30.4% of the entire roster, rising to 58.9% of playoff bouts, and 71.4% of the final card. Essentially printing money by having his clients fight each other.Puts Ngannou to shame. There's levels to this shit playa!
umm dagsissies?
BigBUDAY Cock
>>152439674>having sexEating your gf's BBC bull's cum out of her vagina isn't sex
Ngannou has confirmed he wants Jon Jones at the White House. Isn't he fucking awesome?
I'll watch ONE but i won't watch K-1 or any of that weeb shit
>>152439687Let's go for that!
>>152439741whats the difference b
>>152439756Good question
>>152439536You shouldn't start with a marathon gloryhole sesh
This was recorded just after the Ngannou attack. You can visibly see Dana is still upset and shaking
>>152439799what if he slapped his wife because she...you know
Arman got them ducking and boiling
1 cheeseburga, ya done! 2 cheeseburgas, ya done! 3 cheeseburgas, ya done!
“Francis is a good person” is the last leg of my parlay…
turn de camra oaf dananow gib me de monny
>>152439311It's 2025 lil bro that's not even a cancelable offense anymore but find me a clip of him saying the N word or being antisemitic and it's over
Why are all the MAGA incels falling for this fake as fuck AI generated video of Francis dodging Ariel’s questions about the Dana White incident? You’d have to be a retard or a racist to think he would just be vague about it after someone insulted his character.
>>152439867
>>152439819>Not next. Not 'one more'. Kid's gotta EARN his way back to the title.
TATSURO TAIRA: UFC to go to Japan [NIPPON 日本] in April or May.
>PFL Africa 1>Francis no-shows>says it's because PFL disrespected the African fighters by only having them on the undercard and then having the main card me normal fights>PFL Africa 2>all African fighters the entire cared>Francis no-shows
>>152439897Based
This is not exactly a vociferous denial.
>>152439901Lynchian
>>152439927bald prick
New irl jewjack just dropped. Get your hands on it quick before we run out!
>>152439945mean't for >>152439922
>>152439922WE will destroy the next 2 opponents ANYWHERE ANY PLACE, in 2026 and 2027 respectively, and then WE are COMING for the title in 2028
Ariel is such a weasel. At least Schaub room his beating from the boss like a man and scurried off
>>152439939>vociferousqrd?
>>152439939
>>152439939doo got a vocab calendar
>>152439939Of course that transphobic fascist Luke Thomas would be on Dana whites side
>>152439974it's like when a big lady eats your or something, shit's fucked
>>152439973>Schaub room his beatingIs this some indian phrase, b?
vociferousadjectivevo·cif·er·ous vō-ˈsi-f(ə-)rəs Synonyms of vociferous: marked by or given to vehement insistent outcry
>>152439997Pakistani but yeah
Voracious. Superfluous. Linguine!
vociferous
>>152440030>"ow-ow-owwieee"
sex with Dana Whiterape with Hunter Campbell
I'm in the gym forging my body for battle against evil and you are posting dumbass rumors on a Mexican steroid source forum? Yikes!
Chandler's fight IQPantoja's armsMerabs tummyVictor Henry's whole dick and ballsKamaru's kneesMcGregor's pre-titanium shine boneJon Jones' toesNgannou's morality
>>152440035this is embarrassing man
>>152439897oh no he didnt!
>>152440035Why do they all mistreat this man? Why can't they just give him his paydays? Joke's on PenisFL. Francis is a free man.
>>152440102they expect him to fight in the promotion or something for his payday idk man
The nemkov fight is for the belt which means they stripped him
>>152440102PFL tried to do him dirty by paying him $400 million for one fight and asking him to make a couple public appearances
>>152440102He secured 10 million to avenge Kobe in the 'gon from the PFL
I wonder how many shitty mma orgs Ngumbo will terrorize before he finally retires from killing kids and not fighting
lol Francis had one fight in the PFL ahahahahahahahaha donn Davis in the mud for trusting that caveman nigger,
Taira interview with Ariel. Hes learning englishhttps://youtu.be/BFdbGpHcRyY
buh buh buh
>>152440141
Yan murdered Pigrab's mind sadly....
>>152440138Donn Davis was definitely raped
>>152440181really? Malykin renegged on his bet? that's scumbag fuck him I hope reug reug beats him again
The only media I trust is /heem/
>>152440238Joe Rogan just died
RIP Joe Rogan
Face the pain
Since "confused" seems to be Frank's codeword for I'm dishonest", did he miss out on the Jake Paul fight because he overplayed his hand?
Paige van zants butthole is mediocre, matter of fact not even top 100 in my irl experiences.
What's are the latest news about aaron pico ?
rip sugar plum joe
Tate vs Demoor is already a bigger fight than anything the UFC put on this year. 800k in 1 day
>>152440181fake beef, they'll make up after like nothing happened, it always ends the same
Francis, what are you doing? The cameras aren't supposed to face the wall like t-AAACCGGKKHH
His Arrakis, His Dune. Rip sweet Joe! Sweet as Tupelo Honey!
>>152440264I fucking came!
>>152440270I don't even think the Joshua fight is going to happen. I think it's just a little press tour to make up for having to cancel a fight against a smaller opponent. Serves to make Jake look game and boost both fighters on social and probably some backroom payday. Of course, Francis was too busy playing chess.
Vanjeets defend this
>>152440350That could have happened to anybody.
>>152440350Heh. Guy on the right will NEVER be UFC champion.
>>152440350I saw this happen at the Town Hall Station in Australia
>>152440350ting ting exposed, i'v seen this before
>>152440073
>>152440350This is like when an apostle hits Guts really hard and he starts to feel rage building up (guess who wins in the end)
>you got to pump it up>don't you know pump it up
>This is like tranime when hits Guts really hard and he starts to feel AGP building up (guess who takes hrt at the end)
>>152440350guy on the left is an Olympian, could have happened to anybody
>>152440409remember when yan won? classic
when you think about it Petr Yan is essentially Guts
>>152440350Pooptoja lost
>>152440132Yes, thoughbeit he admitted PooFC agreed to his 10mil request, he really left because of fighter pay. Now he's saying Pfl is ghosting him and didn't even offer him a fight for the new PFL heavyweight title! They don't want to give him any more paydays! They an L for that.
>>152440440You just know dude got down horny style on that grappling dummy
>>152440468Guru is NOT a groomed CIA agent!
>>152440030What kind of man screams in pain, what a bitch. I think Merab is gonna win the trilogy if it happens (unlikely since O'Malley is getting the title shot next) but he irreversibly lost the story
Face. Lightly jab. Nose. Wonked
>carefully observes Veronica's next sparring partner
>>152440521vociferous
>>152439959Akshually if you really think about it Armenians aren't really a Caucasus people neither geographically nor historically, you can't go to Armenia and climb a Caucasus mountain. Azerbaijanis are a bunch of Iranian rapebabbies speaking Turkish. The REAL Caucasus niggas are Georgians, Chechens, some Dagestanis like Avars and Lezgins and Circassians, everyone else is a cringe larper who should go back.
Enjoy retirement Little C
>>152440521How was work today Big Guy?
Welcome to fight island 2
>>152440547who gives a FUCK
>>152440498If O'malley heems or beats dong worse than Yan he for sure will. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmYpNW1oTekIs bald dude good at translating or not? Feel like he leaves a lot out every time he translates.
>>152440589I'm sick of immigrants claiming MY identity
>>152440600You are indian, sir.
>>152440600What are you?
>>152440600
>>152440600Ur not a brazza. Post your hairy hands to prove it
>>152440622I’ve see her penis
>>152440622the state of british men, hey bat least they are not speaking german
>>152440547What about Dygulybgey, Kabardino-Balkaria? Where Azamat's from. I know its west of chechnya.
>>152440599Nah he accurately translated everything in full>>152440622I don't have to prove anything to some yt boi
>>152440662Kabardins are a subset of Circassians, Balkars are Turkic and not native to the Caucasus
>>152439128upvote
>>152440702You are a pajeet on VPN
Why is tge "Russian" pajeet having a meltdown? Why do all these shitskins only talk about race?
>>152440702But they're technically closer to the caucasus mountains and next to the highest peak mountain. Sounds like the chenchens and dagis be frontin' fr.
>>152440748ess tawlf when their life is eating cow shit and drinking piss all day bapa, b nice
>>152440762>I LITERALLY LOOK LIKE BIBDADDY
Arman got dana boiling, taptoro ducking and the pajeets vpning
>>152440814Are there any Turkish fighters who can stop this man
I have...an thick peins.
Back in the day we just assumed that everyone remotely russian was totally like Ivan Drago and called it a day
>>152440762As I said, Kabardins are a subset of Circassians and therefore real Caucasians, Balkars ae not, I don't know which one of the two Murzakanov is.
>>152440872Ivan drago gets exposed by a 42 year old Tony, we'v seen this story before (pico, minx, pitbull), it always ends the same
I'm gonna be honest guys, I get really revved up when people post the same random fighter eating webm for the hundredth time
>>152440928thats right b, take his ass to deep wudders
>>152440877He's Balkar. Maybe not as Caucasian but he's def more caucasian. This makes sense why he has real heem power unlike brazzas.
>>152440928Sounds like you could use a nice zesty salad to calm down, mate.
>>152440955But you have zero heem power b
>>152440928*ssssssssssssip*yep he's revved
Betsune HatsuneBetsune HatsuneBetsune HatsuneBetsune HatsuneBetsune Hatsune
>>152441004EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF IS THAT ? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW a turd stuck in that face??
>>152440991I've flatline heemed many people. But I'm discussing Azamat and the Brazzas. Pipe down ching chong.
>>152441031>mma uncensored>fu**ing retar*ed
Joanna's bbc lust has made her retarded!
>I've flatline heemed many people. But I'm discussing Azamat and the Brazzas. Pipe down ching chong.
I can imagine Joanna handling that zero sugar monster can
bitch playin on my phone nah. nuh uh. we ain finna dooday
>>152441044You can't say kill no more, you gotta say ''unalive'', you can't say ''girlfriend'' or ''wife'' you gotta say ''partner''
that was a test JJ wanted a good ole fashioned hatefucking and Jamahal's duh duh duh dumbass was too thick to catch on
>>152441065A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
My shayla...
>I've flatline heemed many people. Pipe down chin.
>>152441087Not me. Nope.
MMA Uncensored now with censored blood
>>152441065Nice edit of you if you weren't chinese>>152441158Yeah that's morer me
Holy moly I'm pogging for Royval vs Kape.
>>152441031my boy
>>152441158
>>152441190UFC fans are BUZZIN'
>>152441158>The Hybridstr8 killer b
Schaub gets to bust the doonies down on JZS so I can't even b mad b
>Buh buh buh I don't understand da language
Eating chinese noodle soup call me Song Yadong
>+210 on Royval over KapeIs it free money time on Rawdog again? There's no way he loses to any Flyweight 5 rounds except for Pantoja (formerly) and Horiguchi
Stockholm Yadongholm
Got an sledgecokc call me Toongeek
Bet the house on royval
>>152441442yeah he got too cocky against van
UFC Champion Joshua VanUFC Champion Jamahal HillColby Covington
>>152441494Bonkalaev got bonked
>>152441467He had no time to prepare and literally fought how Van wanted to fight mixing no grappling in. Maybe negative fight IQ moment, but take away a good push kick on his knee in the final 10 seconds and he wins.
>>152441442i dont think kape is the talent hes hyped up to be. imo royval has always been jsut a hair short of being championship material, he has a closer shot than kape
don't stick your dick in crazy
PvZ's fish poo flaps
whats woodson up to anyway?
>>152441494A BARRAGE OF ELBOWS
wonk nose cunt
>>152439061I remember a got a BJ while watching this movie up until the scene where he kills those two brothers to free Django ugh take me back to 2015 bros
Topanga Unchained
>>152441527He's a fucking cheater is why, Kape's victory against Almabayev is tarnished by the fact that he relied entirely on eye pokes to knock him out, that fucker was extending his fingers after throwing punches. Sorry for the shitty youtube short but you get my point.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mrH-WBYwpl8
>>152441589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc
whats topuria up to? training?
Reminder Francis Ngannou allows his elderly mother to live in a shack with a dirt floor while he drives around in fancy cars wearing fancy suits and watches.
>>152441527he doesnt have champion mentaldude had a short notice opponent switch up, so instead of being extremely conservative given the circumstance, he told hunter hes going to give them le fight of the night.
>>152441654He's currently making arrangements for me to take over as the patriarch of his family
it's never been more over
>Ngannou laughing at starving villagers.jpg
>>152439183>wonked by GODne
>JJ wanted to get blackedPolebros...
As long as I don't curse him out and as long as I don't threaten him I can say what I want, am I correct?(Yes!)We sick and tired of that nigga there
>>152441721>wantedShe's already been ran through by Ngannou, Jones, Lewis, and Khalil, Jamahal was the last infinity stone she needed.
>>152440350Van did the Leon Edwards. Completely misread the distance and disengaged with both feet off the ground while his opponent was in range. Someone will do this to him again
I feel like people forgot the time Kape did fucking nothing against Mokaev for 3 rounds and got beat up by K1 PantojaHe's legit just not a good fighter
>>152441816yeah but he called kai kara france and adesanya and whole city kickboxing team a bunch of faggots
okay brb gonna take a shower
>>152441734You're talking about the tranny janny? Get spammy out here folks!!
Here's that title contender I was telling you about
>>152441898mokaev, the future two division champ in the ufc.
>b-but Francis, i win de game... i don not wan to play best 3 of 5... I hev to go home to my f-f-family
>>152441816If kape wins, kyoji gets his title shot
>>152441816Foot got injured b. Couldn't move and that's the basis of his style. Plus Mokaev cheated a lot with the shorts over and over. But I still hope he comes back and maybe tries to heem a bit.
>>152441949>we hev de fun right guys>*playfully punches Ngobo in the arm with all his strength*
At first I was afraid, and then I heard it; a rumbling heralding the arrival of my heem brethren. I'm not afraid anymore.
>I don't want to suck mmajoey's fat juicy cock because I'm a white incel who hates muslims
Nah fuck that!
>>152442009At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>>152441949>power pose>power purse>laughing at fellow niggersda boy is shinin' now
>>152442004Turns out it was an error. He's not back with poofc. Prob wont sign him just to make an easy example of someone like they did with the guy who tried to heem Koscheck after the fight.
>>152442004It's not like Kape hasn't had embarrassing low output fights his entire career, not this one was special because he was... injured or something. That's why he stands outside of effective range aimlessly sticking his fingers out like a WMMA fighter
>>152442034>the guyyou mean paul semtex daley! a brit that banged!
>>152442017to know tom had browns living in his eyes
>>152442013Uhh b, are you implying (you) who is brown and likes mmajoey WANT to suck his fat juicy cock, thus making you also not an incel?
I 100% believe Dana after that francis interview. Theres a darkness inside this nigga
>>152441816Feels like he shits the bed as soon as someone isn't willing to fight him at his range and pace
>>152442085
>>152442111imagine how helpless he had poor Donnie Davis>buh buh buh no fight>o-ok Francis, w-will you attend>BUH BUH BUH NO ATTEND>But we had a deal!>BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH RAPE NOW>AUUUUUUGHHHH!!!chilling
It’s easy to blame Khabib for fazza’s death, but are you brave enough to blame Francis for Kobe’s?
you think these promoters would get some security and stop getting raped
I did not not not not unsmack Dana if we're speaking hypothetically
tfw you lay hands on daner
Po lil kobe ngganu
>>152442180>yfw you've nutted but dana keeps sucking
i kill de steepay danayou gib me de speedbike now
now dis is podracing>crashing and screams
He'll kill again.
When I'm riding my motorbike, it dulls de pain of losing Ko-OH MY GOD,WHAT DEH FUCK?!
Get real, Frankie Nganghoungh didn't want that girl dead. He saw an opportunity to turn simple ingredients into fufu and his ancestry took hold
daners a bitch for talking publicly about what happened between meng
kobe kobe down by de rivah meet me tree days an u die of exposuah
alright im done showering
reminder that /heem/s waifu is an alcoholic who had a public meltdown because a black man refused to have sex with her two years ago
"Saturday night, I’ll make Brandon Royval look easy, style on him, stop him. What can they deny me for? They cannot deny me."bold statement by kape. will he back it up with a ko lol
>>152442401Let's see the towel
We don't slander Dana here.
>>152442401 Cleaned that pussy real nice Ill bet. Respectfully.
A-A-ron Pico. Movie. Cinema. Picture. Flicker. Piece. Project.
TKO group holdings has just purchased the declaration of independence in a landmark deal with president Donald Trump per Ariel Helwani
>>152442502
https://youtube.com/shorts/AlijDJgqRoM?si=y1IY8WydCMu7n4g9
who wants to meet up for the vegas event
>>152442440black men are so tired of fucking white women they turn them down now, very disrespectful
We got faggot pinkskin prey in here training like nuts only to have their women taken from them by an Jamalhalal. Food. For. Thought.
ngannou is esentially aspinall pre eye poke. one loss and dude would have been a bum nobody but he evaded the loss skillfully
>>152442650>black men>fucking womenlollmao
>all the polish fighters jumping in to defend JJ's honor only to find out she just wanted to get blackedgrim
fight to make? im thinking burns vs mallott in feb. maybe march
>>152442737chillschillsCHILLS
I got so chilled I shit myself!
>>152442737Took my shirt off after reading this, no shit
Mike "Bombay Boss" Mallott
>>152442796when the hell did donald cerrone fight big country
>>152442810this was when cerrone was doing competitive limb lengthening, you know cowboy he's a wild man
>>152442810lol dave "cowboy" herman
Considering spending the rest of my savings on a fancy ice bath
what news do you bring about good Mokaev
sweet icy treat Rogan
make them fight in the rain, give them dirt to throw. we need the elements in the ring.
I don’t respect any of you
rolling thunder hiiyaaaaaah
>>152443003
>>152442796me when i see a gymcel
>>152441411Song Yadong
>>152443111Imagine being a real one like Nina that watches since 2005 and hearing that zoomer answer
Van vs Yadong for the JTBMF belt
UFC PPVs? CANCELLED
Was she ever hot?
"Ian Pico" - Alexander Volkanovski when asked about who he thought was getting the title shot
two picos might be too much power for one octagon to handle
>>152443111Yeah nina drama why don't you tell us who forrest griffin us.
Lmao his name is Dong? How do they come up with this stuff
>>152443186GONE. FOREVER.
>>152443138>>152443302She has like five times more subs than that stupid guru channel that you "hardcores" watch. Post you sub count incel.
>>152443350
Picograms
Let's say that he beats Jon Jones in the white house, what happens to the sport if the GOAT gets defeated by the man who went to sleep against a jobber like Adesanya?
>>152443356What's with this absolute faggot font you are using my g
once jiri finds a cure for his qi deviation, he will be unstoppable
>>152443356Oh you're a podcaster now?
nah yall finna respect the samurai of south beach george mengvidal
gorge massfeedal
what are your thoughts on Sufist philosophy as it relates to heems?
farted myself awake
>>152443372>Do not go gentle into that good night.>Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
>>152443449>Jon is older now and has been fighting for a long time. We should never forget what he has done for the sport. His personal life has nothing to do with itMeanwhile>Jon is washed. He is a bad person so his legacy means nothing to xeThe future>I spent the money on my paramount+ subscription. Might as well watch Tulsa King over and over until I die
first intersex bout will be on paramount plus, joanna vs the hills
>>152443617sufist to say I have no idea what you're talmbout
>>152443617what is your thought on my dickosophy up your asslosophy nerd
>>152443651kek very good
Y'all niggas is weirdos
>>152443186>>152443350Both Dana and the france/chang land stand in guy swerved the question of "No more PPVs on Paramount?" So I think some are gonna be ppv. Probably White House and end of the year card.
>>152443691hey i recognise those tits. that's not aoc
goon
Consuming porn is a sign of weakness
gjoon
Joe Rogan is alive and well
im sick and tired of wang man
heeminder honoring your aoife is the best base in martial arts and loife in general.happy aoife, happy loife i believe is the saying
>>152443736For fat tubs of shit who can't get laid, maybe.
Yo so how do you guys feel about Link's Awakening
>>152443736So is consuming alcohol, other drugs, gambling etc.
>>152443748His son is a fucking blockhead what the hellThat's gotta be a solid 2 inches of 4head
Stop jerking. Focus on the big match tomorrow.
"Petr Yan, left hand" - Sean O'Malley when asked about the hardest shot he ever took
>>152443758Turn on your monitor
Do you think Petr Yan is a Link to the Past type of guy
>Lemme just defend my belt here really quick... ACK!
>>152443449It's still an accomplishment to GSP. Fortunately for Pooatan, beat jizzymeister 3 times with 2 finishes. Even offered him an immediate opportunity to try for double champ after he won the title. The moment jizzster ducked, he conceded defeat. Just the rules..
has there ever been a fight where one fighter grabs both legs/feet of the other and spins him around? would be cool as fk
>>152443736Mentally ill cooemer freaos are NOT gonna like this Truth QUAKE>>152443763Jesus drank wine you literal retard
>>152443802it was his blood bro, he had to drink it to survive
>152443802Not nearly as much as that drunken whore that's your mum
nah josh a L for this fr
>>152440599
POOH SHIESTY DROPS FRIDAY SNEED GTFIH>>152443823'caco need a 'nana?
I'm gonna be honest, I thought Peter John won against Robert the first fight
>>152443849Americans when they learn about other cultures
I'm gonna be sweden*is very cool*
>152443856Not nearly as much as that drunken whore that's your mum
>>152443864Asian bugs have no culture
>>152443887what about goku
>>152443897I don’t know what that is
SEA bugs and jeets are equally subhuman and they deserve to get nuked off the face of the planet
>>152443887mingefucius say china have five thousand year old culture
>>152443887What about general tso's chicken with egwah it come wi egwoh
>>152443356All fake. All of these famous people have fake following
>>152443913it's goku
Yeah Imma have the general chicken with rice. And Imma get eggroll with it.It come wi eggwoh it come wi egwohHuh?It com wit eggwoh it come wit eggwohOk ok
Eggwoh~
Who is the Sherrone Moore of mma?
m-m-m-my sherrone
Arman eatin beans
>>152443736weakness to weaknesses is the real weakness
FAIRY IS BEDPOSTING FROM HER NEW BED IN HER NEW APARTMENT GET THE FRICK IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/live/AQpBwa7OpOohttps://www.youtube.com/live/AQpBwa7OpOo
>>152444068*enters stream**clicks dislike**leaves*
>>152444100what the hell
>>152444068Fuck off
Tatsuro taira says daner told him they are planning ufc Japan in April or May
she doesn't half yap does are fairy
>I can dry swallow...like a savageshe's got me going
Gaethje last 2 fights: >Loss to Holloway>Win over FizievPimblett last 2 fights:>Win over Chandler>Win over Greendude paddy DESTROYS gaethje maan what are you sayin brah
Joanna Is a bbc slut
chael > guru > bedtime > the rest
>>152444166takes one to know one
>>152444104Yeah
>>152444167Luke Thomas and Ariel helwani clear those degens. Unlike guru they are real journalists
>>152444167The voice in my head clears all of them.
>>152444167>"should we talk about. . . "chael and ariel + bloodyelbow + schaub/thicc boy network. all i need b
>>152444195yes, journalism in a sport where people punch eachother in the head is very crucial
Why doesnt Jiri have a japanese gf
>>152444152yes ma'am
>>152444225japanese bimbos aint it, cuh
watching any non female streamer is homosexual at best
>>152444225im 35, male, smoke cigars daily, was an alcoholic for 5 years and still don't have these sorts of wrinkles. what the fuck lol.
>>152444264Excessive/poorly administered botox shots can create more wrinkles over time
filthy botox freak!
eye status????
heeming a b*ack bint today
>>152444352finland is black
>>152444346HEALED! HW champ returns on paramount plus
>>152444384Black hearted
>>152444384outside yes >>152444401inside yes
you'll never breakmy finnish black heart- neil young
>So then this masked guy grabs Hunter by the neck and turns him around, then takes the mask off. It was Francis. Yeah.
I'm so terribly lonely
>>152443864Japanese people have the same reaction to "Gary", which sounds like 'Diarrhea' in japanese.
dena
>>152444522>buh buh buh intensifies
>>152444522
volk isnt retiring btw
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>>152444487>eeeuahhhh.. typical Dana, right Francis? I mean, the lies he's come up with a-gay-nst you and I.... >...>R-right francis? Francis? Come on big guy don't leave me hanging here... Francis?
what's next for belal whatshisname
dena I sory I rape u, I old now so no rape as much I tinking dis good
>>152444601kek. I'd say there's an 80% chance there's security footage tucked away somewhere. And if Ngubu goes full "DAYNA LYING AGAINS ME! HE ALSO KILL KOBE!" then he knows Dana's gonna post the footage.
Dagestanis prove to be traitorous rats yet again by helping a Russian beat fellow Caucasian
>>152444601>>152444652Running out of money too. He said he most likely isn’t signing with PFL and they didn’t even tell him about the nemkov fight or ask him to fight either guy for a title. He also said him Vs Jon Jones is the real fight he wants next and wouldn’t elaborate to Ariel on how he could get it.
>>152444264She's like 50, Jiri is a cuck desu, monumental stroy loss. What's the point of being such a high caliber fighter and not fucking prime czech girls. I'd be embarrassed to show up in public with a woman that could be mistaken for my mom
>>152444684why would Jones ever fight this bum
Francis UFC Apex 2026
>>152444121The Kai Asakura of adult videos
kai mangatsika!
Francis thought if he heemed Dana money would just fall out of his pocket like a GTA character
is that the same thought he had while riding his motorcycle
where is gold bag dena gib to me now
Merab is offered a loving wife but in exchange he has to retire, do you think he takes the offer? I don't this he would desu. His revenge on that chink is going to be brutal
>>152444777kek doo was playing GTA irl
Francis the nigger ngannou is such a fucking piece of shit, fuck him
gib me da money fyght, iwanna da money fyght i nose uhuva da monie fyght
the story of Tommy Francetti>flock of seagulls plays>orphanage explodes
>>152444801heeminder ariel defended francis through thiccc and thin, no surprise ngannou uses the helwani playbook
ngannou tried to rape dana
we dont follow them here
leaked footage from Dana White's office
Daner tried to rape ngannou
>>152444928I only follow them down dark alleys or to get a reliable address to forward to the authorities bruder hh
starting to think there's much more rape involved in this sport than there is warrior spirit
Francis was simply revenge raping Dana for Dana raping the fans all these years
>>152444967
>>152444997fear, or lust?
>>152444917>tried
>>152445006>fear, or lustjust bleed.
Dana enjoyed it
Imagine creampieing Dana
i woulda pulled guard
I bet Dana's asshole is salmon pink
Imagine if I just fucking heemed you right now
>>152445107it's more likely to be smoked salmon orange, you just know that thing is beat
>Imagine if I just fucking heemed you right now
Dana White's Backshots
>>152445107>>152445119don't disgrace the noble salmon in my presence ever again
this belt is soulless. volk deserves better
dana white's silvery salmon-esque bunghole
>>152445119Stop making me hungry
>>152445150final warning pal
i think he beats magny then pops
>Francis, you said it was a good offer, why didn't you take the fight?>DUH DUH DUUUHH...Nokino
is Francis a based retard?
50K DANAOR ELSE
>>152445164P4P tiniest nipples
Dana White was raped in the sweltering Autumn of 2022
dis nigga ZESTY
francis cant even gatekeep the pfl hw belt lol
heeminder zest is the new machoand macho is cringe to borderline gay now
>>152444698Nothing. It would honestly be the easiest fight out of Pereddit and Tomala too.
>>152445185>Ariel getting shook knowing he has to ask>Ngubu getting flustered and embarrassed at missing le easy peydayindeed
>>152445497Adesanya isn't zesty, he's more into dressing like a grandma.
>>152445596true. I don't have any zesty nigga pics i fear so I had to make due
>>152445497>>152445596
why do polish women crave bbc?
>>152445609That is very zesty. Drake also gets French tips. Extremely gay
heeming black minge in t minus about 6 bongs
>>152445681
>>152445681think of me while you're doing it band scream ooh ooh ahh ahh at her for me
>In front of me home crowd, I think I'm gonna make this look easy. Be a fun fight for the fans but don't wanna take too much damage this time, me whole family's gonna be there watchin'He's gonna get heemed isn't he? Even as I watch back the first fight it looks like lopes shat the bed and froze honestly. Over half the fight he's just standing there.
Doing a bang up job mate
>you know remember when peepo called alexander "the great" the goat because muh pound for pound
Locking a bong in a cell and forcing him to speak his accent
>>152445774nah diego "no lateral movement" lopes sucks, he's going to absolutely dawlgwalk him
Lopes is fucking shite, mate
Aaron pico and lateral movement. Whatever happend there
>>152445904funny thing is Pico was a multiple time golden gloves winner as a kid
itisallllllllooooovvvvvverrrrrr
>>152445854Would hope for you to be right, more than anything. Unfortunately the stars are aligning. Volk doesn't seem right at all. And the problem wasn't 'no lateral movement', Lopes isn't not a point fighter. Problem was he didn't move forward and attack, which is the only thing he's good at, and what volk struggles with now that he's just moving backwards to avoid strikes. This is bad b. Trust me. I don't like it... The upset is happening. I've never been wrong on this.
>>152445967agreed, and im not a lopes guy. its over by round 2 with a flying knee blitz and some spinning shit
You can't watch meBut I can watch you
Make the newBefore I make make a poo
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