boxing can't compete
'Tis the season
>>152445913Corn to the core
someones fighting jon jones at the white house. will they be african or brazilian
>>152446024
Arman got the white house boiling
Arman is fucking RETARDED
She need to retire from wwma.I can tell her brain is damaged now.And that belly beer... She's clearly not in weight class now...
>>152446071Your soul is corrupted b, sad to see you relapse like this
Heeminder Joe collects scalps of alphas by public ally humiliation and betrayal or other cheap methods of besting them. This isn't some tin foil adrenochrome shit, it's real life metaphysics. There was a power exchange making schaub into a clown and allowing Rogan to subsist a little longer. Now he's all spotify and schub is zero
>What was it all for?
>>152446078
>>152446078To wonk or to not wonk a nose, that is the question
Does this look like a man at zero?
>Joanna Zanella Schaub>joana jerchekcheckdid you notice how most girls named joanna are whores
>>152446101Clean it up Jannie!
>joanna tried to hop on jamal's hill dick>joanna schaub has naked pics of herself with blacksCan't be a coincidence, this name is a whore magnet, stop naming your daughters joanna
>>152446078>the gold>the glory
We all had her Schaub! But you just had to marry her!
Volk claims that he's not retiring after Lopes. the best news I have heard in months.
>>152446155his quintilogy with holloway isn't complete
Volk will keep fighting until he dies in the octagon
>>152446155if he can pull off the win, why not retire to do the weigh in show lol
buh buh buh dena buh buh
>>152446071>Dumb hair>Makeup for fat girls>Finger tattoos>Not even putting the ornament on the branch properlyShameful. Disgusting even
>>152446095>oh fuck I'm so nervous bro *siiips* oh my gawd how did that empanada butthole joke go shit ahh they're calling my name shucks
If Gaethje and Paddy are fighting for interim: Who is #1 LW contender according to UFC? Gaethje? Paddy?
drink up Schaub, dull the pain!
>>152446194
>>152446200Hate the lionizing of Kimbo
Schaub was hitting 9am podcast neat whiskey for a while
>>152446155How is this good news, you want him to get schaubed from his legacy?
>>152446023orc
Schaub might not be funny he might not be a good fighter he might even have an average meng but he unironically has more work ethic than every single poster on /heem/ combined and that's why he has a thiccc messican girl and gets tons of side play and has nice cars and a house and expensive clothes and fans.
>>152446204Yeah they really pushed him as this phenomenon that brought peace on Earth or some shit after he died, American negro worship is retarded like Tom's son
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
>>152446222>he might not be a good fighterstopped reading there
Hello Ms schaub>*PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>152446231literally who is that doo
>>152446230Schaub loves Jews and he's bigger, cooler, stronger and more wealthy than you. He even has children which you don't.
>>152446237Schaub dribbled the head of cro cop (a k-1 can) to the ground and turned him into Bean cheese, he talked about it in the gringo papi special
>bong: k-1!! w-w-we don't f-f-follow them!>schaub: Crollop, y'blockbusser, gadooooosh! Shalom!
>>152446238Schaub hates jews actually
Schaub's grandfather was famed Nazi Julius Schaub
>>152446259wtwf we have the same name
>>152446265
>>152446220>implying Movshart and Leon 2.0 can kwab himkek the only danger is Diego and he already 50-45'd him.
the hybrid could rattle off a wind or two in this weak division. depending how saturday goes for pfl, maybe he goes and collects that belt
>>152446091The consequence was dire, I fear in fright.... Heemed into the living death, sadly.
>>152446285>kek the only danger is Diego and he already 50-45'd him.Rematches can be vastly different. i am afraid
>>152446300Diego is a bum though Yan is actually good
was Schaub's entire standup special really about nothing but mexican food?
>>152446300we watched Silva kwab Diego from distance the same way Volk did couple months ago buddy and I don't think Volk is retarded enough to get caught by spinning back elbow.
>>152446291
>>152446221
>>152446310You couldn't talk about Mexican food for me 30 minutes if your life depended on it.
>>152446320the only mexican food I like is taco bell
>>152446312You forget that Volk is 37 turning 38 next year
>>152446310Nah he talked about being in his ugg boots with his ar-15, zero dark thirty goggles, big dick still there.
>>152446325heh yeah you couldn't even stretch that to five minutes on stage joke poor jabroni
>>152446300I doubt diego could improve as much as yan
>>152446329Ok now post Buckley/Usman
We have cold hard evidence that gooby is packing more meat than schaub
>>152446338Nothing cold about that!
>>152446330did he have a custom wood coffee goblet made by BLACK COFFEE RIFLES
>>152446349
>>152446355Schaub inspired me to start using nicotine pouches unironically.
>>152446329Diego is new resident blockhead who's punching air half of the time. Volk has not shown noticeably big decline and is highly likely to win this time as well, unless Lopes magically learnt how to get rid of his biggest weakness in couple months.
is Dana gay?
going to watch merab vs yan 2 now. what am i in for?
>he never watched the gringo papiwhat are you even doing here
>>152446370Yan takes over starting mid way through the second and except for a moment in the third nothing changes.
>>152446370Terrible commentary
Every nyaait beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese
>>152446370try to listen to merabs corner between rounds. total fucking retards
>>152446023>>152446221>POOPIE*eats poo
Still can't believe Volk took the Islam fight short notice AND turned around three months later for Ilia.
>>152446101>most girls are whoresYes
>>152446411absolute WARRIOR
Wonked ya wag Miami wife, playa
lol islam has seen that send 2-3 dagestan the movie
I will shatter you harder than dutch cheese. This line came to me in a dream. I think I'm slowly turning into Izzy. Help.
i support jamal hes cool
Volk's dad looks like he's said the word coon a fair few times
>>152446450Dutch cheese is still soft what the hell
>>152446452>tf>tpno surprise there wonkrani
>>152446463Have to agree with the wahrani, Hill is /heem/ certified by Schaub
>>152446463im not wahrani
who's gonna be the first to lose his 0 next year
>>152446481YanVanJan
>>152446471I thought that was a watermelon in the thumbnail istchatri
>>152446481I was gonna make a joke about your virginity but since you're a Hillchad, i won't but to answer your question i think it might be Usyk
I am a big fan of Angela Hill no relation and her body of work
You can't watch me
>>152446385DEH
Sean O'Malley has never lost a striking contest
>>152446533his wife gives ass out to any man he can't be that good at fighting
Sean O'Malley got caught, but Sean O'Malley got dominated
>>152446269I don't get why ppl say this guy isn't funny
>>152446546It's just haters. Schaub's height/skills/looks/bitchgettingability upsets homeless cats.
>>152446363THE NIGHTMARE!
HE'S HERE, HE'S HEREEEEEE!
>>152446652where have you been
Quite sad that Muslim Salikov lost, I knew in the back of my mind he'd get knocked off track sooner or later, even know I was hyping him up to definitely go in a run to the top
>>152446661Derrr derrrr what else? The only reason it could be, every time, and always
>>152446661But how are YOU mate? We've had our fallings out but what great stuff has been going on for you!?
On the other hand merzakanov seems to be very solidz as we knew. But now he's been further tested. I'm pumped up for him. Pumped and pumpernickel
>>152446664we still have murzakanov although his cardio isn't good
>>152446701It's ok, don't worry, it's fine, not a problem. Dont be a doom and gloom boy. That can always be worked on, any t-ti-hime. It's nothing.What can't be worked on is your punching power. You being a frickin animal, nice nice fight iq.Do we agree guys?
>>152446701Wait a minute, are you that poof that joins in with the gay talk sometimes? I've been away so long my memory is failing me. I have some kind of inkling though
>>152446686I'm very good, just about to eat and then heading off to heem (she/her) nothing much different to the usual
>>152446730Good to hear. What flavour of girl have you got this time? Enjoy the chicken in creamy mushroom sauce
>>152446664It's already over for him when randy brown heemed him
>>152446743black as the ace of spades about 5'9 tall amazing bunda, don't be silly I ordered a pizza I'm not cooking a full meal at this time of day
>>152446756Yuck, and yuck
>>152446768her features are very angular she's actually extremely beautiful despite her predicament
new jersey monsterbernaise dip
>>152446780Ah she's one of those super rare shineys. Nice. I've never had one of those. Quite a phenomenon, I don't know how they're made.Beautiful day in London, and I'm done with work. Good to see you. Cheers
>>152446743>>152446756You guys are such faggot losers its unreal.
>>152446664>Muslim SalikovKing of kungfu is 41 buddy
>>152446724No
>>152446800this isn't your family groupchat bud
It's actually warm, I can believe it >>152446800Out of the three million people you've met in your life, not one human being has liked you. Probably not even your priest when you were growing up. We're living our lives.What a creature
>>152446806I know, that's that makes what he was/is extra great. You absolute party pooper. >Omg look at his ageSame story with every fighter once he gets past 30
Imagine taking Schaub on a Tunnel of Love
an og does not concern himself with the pleas of yns
>>152446362I've tried nicotine pouches so many times and they just give me uncontrollable hiccups
punched out the mouthpiec
>>152446862you're not supposed to eat them
>>152446798enjoy lad the 'za arrived I'm about to enjoy it>>152446870based
>>152446809>>152446830It is your groupchat with your gay loser British lover though. Wonder what this Brit does for work? Probably something very low tier. I know you dont work Finland you genetic deas end, youre in many generals here so I know your life is abject shit.
>>152446883we are legion bud
People like the Brit and the Fin have ruined this board and they treat it like a source of pride. They have nothing positive in their lives except junk food hookers and 4chan. Every post they make gives me a smile because it lets me know my life is superior in every way to theirs.
I don't pay to heem in fact often I mooch first it doesn't hurt to look almost identically the same as luke rockhold
>>152446853Calm down put your hands down *heems you*
Francis is a bad guy
>>152446809>family groupchatWhere's yours?
>>152446862I was like 4mg that's not a lot cue vomit
>>152446924in my whatsapp
>>152446935Pretty silent nowadays it would seem which would explain your time here no?
>>152446940not really b plenty of activity given it's christmas
AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF UFC 325 WEVE GOT A FIRE BANGER BO NICKALVERSUS
Relax take a breath kid
>>152446907I wish wushu sanda brazzas were more prominent in the ufc but they all fight in muay thai organizations like ONE. Chatri won.
>>152446944That's cute shame there's nobody to answer you back
>>152446959maybe they don't like grappling and only want to strike
>>152446962you'd think someone of your genetic affliction would be aware of cousins cuh pretty weird you can't imagine an extended family
>>152446269Stop posting slop
>>152446972Emphasis on the imaginary extended because there's no primary sadly
daddyposting has gone mainstreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGsCijjDs0
>>152446872Yeah right i'm not just gonna keep that bullshit in my mouth I got shit to do!!!!!
>>152446980not as sad your state of affairs I can't deny
>>152446807Ok sorry. In that case we're mates
>>152446987reminds me of the hoholina in rome this one
>>152446883What do you do for work. I'd bet you work at some insurance company
>>152447000I don't grovel to teenagers on 4chan trying to convince them im not a fat lonely loser because its all i have but ok I guess?
>>152447025you spam about sperm feces and homosexual fantasies about caucasian cage fighters for about 16 hours a day year round thougheverbeit
>>152446987It's been a thing for a while on tiktok
toodles jareer, I'm off to heem the bint now don't get too revved and shit up the next 3 threads like an epileptic chimp
>>152446907How would shara bullet fair in ONE
>>152446892I appreciate this post, ok now we're getting somewhere. I finally know why you hate me. Have you ever thought that maybe I talk about other stuff is because nobody knows a thing about or even cares to really discuss MMA. I have up.That would take more than two steps of a thought process so wouldn't count on it. In your mind I've ruined it. You probably blamed Obama for the failings in your life. Shitty mentality you've got.
>>152447025Lmao this one got the fat old pedo REALLY pissed
>>152446074I didn't relapse !https://vocaroo.com/1cdOPjbqFxB5
kiss or fire
>>152447025Fucking HEEM
Why no Somali ufc fighters
Are we ready to admit yet that Ngannou is a faggot?
what makes him so "korean" zombie?
Is Garbrandt the worst bantamweight champion? It's gotta be him or Aljo.
>>152447064Pico/Steeleposter knows about MMA
Taira mogs
ngannou has won an mma bout more recently than tommy r.
Francis Ngannou just flew over my house
>>152447427Aljo defended his belt 3 times
Schaub won
>>152447563Aljo was the fakest champ up until tomala
If Yan didn't want to lose his belt he shouldn't have cheated and if he wanted his belt back he should have won the rematch instead of lost the rematch
Chetr can fans try not cry challenge (impossible)
>aljo anounces hes going back downyancels what do
>>152446221>>152446318looks like a nice, but stupid, boy
>>152447791Merab v Aljo for #1 contender
>>152446987>islam goes fishing>gets cuckedMany such cases
Is Schaub one of the Rogan vassals that moved with him to Texas?
>>152447833he initally put up a fight about staying in california but he moved eventually
>>152447307What do you mean I won't share. I'm the one that asked. You know what mate you're really serious about this, I always thought it was just silly 4chan confrontations for the same of confrontation. But you have some real feelings. Do you know you're literally the only one? That is unbelievably cringe. Mama mia. And as for the job well done if that's what you dreamed to be as a kid, it's pretty mindless though. Ten a penny job. Would you say it takes some real talent or character? Not inserting my opinion, I'm just genuinely curious. We can say you've made it! I'm alright with that.I haven't tried to ruin anything, this place is a joke and I'm just messing around like everyone else. This has really gotten weird monty. I'm left with quite an uneasy feeling and I'm being honest.
>>152447497Bring him/her
>>152447833Yeah and he fucking hates it thereRogan didn't even let him in the Comedy Reich until recently
>>152447859cuck
Did Canadian Monty just get banned?I'm actually perplexed. Anyone else feeling that this has gone too far? I need a shower, what a gross mind. How can someone have that kind of genuine emotion for people on a shitty image board. He says his life is great but that sounds unhinged at the very least
>>152447860>>152447899you and finland are definitely dorks though he ain't wrong
>>152447899>report someone for being mean to you>they get a pointless ban>immediately pretend you're not a reporting bitch and try to have people dogpile with youcringe, the faggot canadian was right i suppose
Ok he's gone, back to the regular schedule. What is all of this about Yan "solving" Merab? Cort Sandhagen has taken some kind of comfort in this. He solved him for himself, not you motherfucker kek. You fight for yourself
>>152447981posts like these are embarrassingly transparent kek
>>152447973Oh boy here we go again. I didn't report you, how pathetic do you think I am? And you didn't do anything wrong so that would be pointless anyway. Get a hold of yourself man!
>>152448000thats not me, anon, your posts are just cringe and its obvious either you or your finnish boylover reported him
Paxpammi is reporting every single time he genuinely gets mad
>>152447962Making you feel bad about being a virgin doesn't make me a dork. You see what a fool Monty made of himself and your first thought is to join him. Yikes you two please kill eachother.Anyone else listening to this? It's pretty quiet in here now, I don't blame if if you've all escaped to watch netflix. And I ruin this board? Haha
>>152448018>the reddit posting style
>>152447973>>152448004>cringe, the faggot canadian was right i supposeI missed this. I don't even take the time to read comments from you saddos properly. So he has gone?
>>152448018I hadn't posted in this thread until my first reply to you. You are a loser. No more (You)s
>>152448046>I don't even take the time to read comments from you saddos properlymore cringe reddit shit kek
>>152448053He's a neet leech trying so hard to appear uncaring and cool that it's just a total disasterImagine what he looks like irl
>>152448046>>152448022Im right here you pathetic loser. Im working from home and checked in again and sure enough youre still here seething over the truths Ive spoken, to the pointif reporting me. I have nothing more to say to you, nobody here likes you except Finland and he is an all time loser in society. Find god.
Get over yourself dude
>>152448039Typing properly has been around way before Redit. Nobody wants to read a wall of text. Sad that you grew up on Rddit and only know things from there. Your knowledge is probably all based on TILs too
>>152448075I didn't report you mate kek. You do know we have a nanny that actually reads stuff. What do you think their job is? You're only stopping because of the warning. This is your life. Ouch you hurt me. I'm fucking loved everywhere is go. Rot in your own misery you lonely manBye :)
Ok back to the regular schedule, glad that's been dealt with. Someone say something interesting What ya got for me?
>>152448146Hey you never told me what you do for work Big Guy? Im on break right now my wife is making some breakfast
>>152448146Song Ya Dong
francis the predator ngannou says gane was not at fault for the eye poke and favors gane in the rematch. honestly respect
we are here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2kbGhOWJvQ
Every single men's UFC championship changed hands this year
>>152448161I won't say because it's pretty niche and only a handful of people do it. No problem though, I'll just get to the point and tell you I'm far from rich. I'll give you that. My job isn't my identity but yours obviously is and you're super proud as you say. The thing is I expected you to be some kind of scientist, of of those amazing guys and gals working on creating organs from cells. At the very least some kind of too chemical engineer or something. If your job is your self worth I'm not sure if that would do it for me, but again good for you, it's just a job but I'll be fair it is in the category of decent jobs. What now?
>wont post jobRight on man good talking to you, never speak to me again. God bless you and your wife and kids if you have them.
>>152448256We geddit b your life sucks and now your 4chan escape is ruined we geddit! Now shud up
Can we please talk about MMA now
>>152448078>Nobody wants to read a wall of text.why do you keep posting them and seething then
>>152448267Brendan Schaub
We haven't even hit the 6 week drought yet fuck
>>152448266Haha how bad must your life be to be that furious that your dear general has been "ruined">But I fiddle with security for a bank, respect me! I work for the big serious banks
>ufc 194 was 10 years agoWhere does the time go?
>>152448297Lmao, ching chong chomo is gonna be pissed nobody respects his bank job or his wife's breakfast.
>>152448303I was only 9 i was crying like crazy when Weidman was getting beat up that i didn't even watch the main event
>>152448303hehe fuck>>152448319>i was only 9 ahhahahahaha fuck
>>152448313Kek he's super mad right nkow, how did he expect us to react? I've met some people in life doing fucking amazing things that make me feel like a piece of shit. This man in the middle of writing a book about how he made it to an office job
What's going in with this thread? Royal vs Kape can't come soon enough.
Keep smiling Anon
>>152448378He works for a bank and has a wife bro, you need to be jealous about how amazing he is doing at life.
who is Mary Cone
>>152448390Someone said they were very unhappy that the threads aren't stimulating enough for him because I go off topic sometimes. Then spent the last 3 hours absolutely derailing this shit when I only came to talk about Merab. I think his boss has asked why his mouse hasn't moved in 20 minutes, so we can forget him now. What ya got for us son?
>>152448443it's less about him doing amazing and more about him living an acceptable man's life while neets on 4chan find even that to be an impossible benchmark
>solves dagestan
>>152448452Exactly, his life represents such an untouchable pinnacle of success most people here could never even dream of. I mean a job AND a wife? Goodness gracious, save some success for the rest of us lad!
>>152448484this but unironically (if you're a neet)
>>152448451>think his boss has asked why his mouse hasn't moved in 20 minutesKek
>>152448493And being a wageslave is of course the only way to find purpose and meaning in your life, as we all know.
>>152448454i like to think an american will figure out the dagestan wrestling in the paramount era
>>152448513No, but it is a means to meaning since money is generally required to pursue most passions. I guess you could find meaning by browsing the internet and playing/watching media all day but that's stagnationmeaning requires work
>>152448539Exactly what I just said, you need to be employed making money for a company or your life is meaningless.
How does one recover from this?
lowkey got a sweet card coming uphttps://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/132921-ufc-fight-night>Frye/Pat>undefeated HW prospects, both in shape strikers>Amosov/Magnyfraud test for one of Bellator's greatest championsMagny is way over the hill atp though>Britousually good for a heem or scrap>Green/GibsonBobby is always kino>Nzechukwu/BuchechaBuchecha needs a sub here to not be totally derailed. Kennedy might TKO him though, he seems to be a gaslet>Charriere/Costaalmost a guaranteed banger>Almeida/Oleksiejczukbanger>Giga/Vallejosvery nice. hopefully a coming out party for the Argie>Royval/Kapekino
>>152448513Even if his did have an amazing job is this where you come to wow people. Get in your Ferrari, pull up to a tacky bar and there will be two women names Cindy and Maxine who will it'll REALLY pay off to wow. His actions tell you all you need to know about his perfect life. Why even entertain these weirdos>>152448539This place is for light hearted shit talk and fun MMA takes. This is cringe, don't even go to refit, take this to the mums forum. I'm almost embarrassed to come here with the type of characters that dwell here these days. That little debate is done buddy
Nigger
can't believe that retard ngubu is out ther easking for jones at the white house lmaothe nerve of that dipshit sand shoveler
>>152448563You misunderstood my point but to each his own>>152448610>talking about jobs is for momsyou're definitely 40 and still microwave dino nuggets
>>152448617Francis has a job and a wife man, you need to respect him.
chxlls
Manel kape is essentially mini jizzy
Tom Aspinall’s ‘big title defense’ against Ciryl Gane? More like the most embarrassing no-contest in UFC history Dude gets his ass outstruck for 4+ minutes by the ‘fugazi striker’ Gane—bloody nose early, looking lost in the pocket, zero urgency on the feet—then dives into the most obvious eye-poke setup since Jon Jones’ prime. Aspinall milks it like a low blow to the nuts, tells the doc ‘I can’t see, mate’ with 25 seconds left, and bails before Gane turns him into a French highlight reel.Retains the belt by default? That’s not a win, that’s a participation trophy for the guy who’s 1-2 in meaningful HW scraps. Gane was landing at will, had him figured out, and Tom needed a medical timeout to survive Round 1.‘Unifying champ’ my ass—more like ‘ducking reality via doctor stoppage.’ Jon Jones is laughing in his vacation home while Aspinall’s resume stays padded with quick finishes and freak accidents. Rematch now, or admit you’re scared of actually fighting for real.
>>152448629Doing it here is just weird. Your lack of self awareness is astounding. Nobody is here for that crap
>>152448629Oh wow excellent post, you're really smart bro.
>>152448617Has he still not realised Jones duck every HW with power?
>>152448640and not a homosexual
>>152448594Why was she throwing knees like that in sparringEven in hard sparring that's unacceptable conduct. You're there to train not take your partners head off
>>152448647Yeah you microwave dino nuggies for sure lmao that's so sad man
>>152448651understandable. the king of swang of bang is 1-0 over ngannou.Hearing tops drop still gives ngubu PTSD.
>>152448537Already exist in the likes of Colbeast and Strickchad, but they never get given fights against brazzas. Someone is protecting them.
>>152448683the only man to hold strickbeast down was USMAN at 170lb. No one takes him down, no one keeps him down.
>>152448667Looked like it was meant for the body and he level changed into it
Fluffy is going to rape Shota Seana worse than her daddy
Joshua freaking Van ufc flyweight champ of the world holy SHIT
>>152448712anyone who believes this has gotta be retarded
jon was afraid to enter deep waters (>3 minutes) with Gane which is why he had to beat him so fast. tom proved his superiority just by surviving for so long
Strickland has literally fought a singular wrestler in his entire career
*smashes keyboard against panface*ME REARY HAPPY!ME REARY HAPPY*blindfolds self with floss*I DO 70 HOUR WEEK GAIJIN I WORK I WORK
>>152448718he's one jacked Burmese boy
This is just another version of when people headcanoned Strickland in to being this super deadly surgical striker when you can see that's not true if you watch two minutes of him fighting
>>152448743Ohhh breakfast frank yew wife prease don't fuck big white cock while I'm working at the banku
>>152448753schooled imavov's dumbass on a week's notice a month after fighting cannonierdeal wid it. can't handle a sharpshootin white boy
me to cheaters
>>152448720He’s retarded now!
Joanna snatching BBCs
>>152448812Looks like he crashed out because she turned him down actually.
>>152448668Yep dinno nuggies, I'll take a picture of me eating them now so you can feel good about yourself. I also wear a nappy. Happy days for you tonight!
>>152448812>hey Joanna…save some pulsating veiny BBC for me you dumb polack whore! - Shota R. Strickgaped
>>152448769>schooled imavov's dumbass on a week's noticeThis was mostly due to the fight being short notice. And that fight was far from uncompetitive, like most Strickland fights if his opponent made like 2 adjustments it would become a brutal one sided beatdown. Most of Strickland's wins are due to MMA fighters being retarded and not knowing how to deal with a jab. In the same way that Du Plessis vs Strickland 2 looked much different, Imavov vs Strickland 2 will also look very different. Strickland would probably lost to Israel in a rematch, honestly
>>152448692Dricus and Abus ragdolled him, he fucking sucks. Brendan Allen would probably win a rematch
>>152448835Now this is MMA talk yeaaaa woooYeeehawww
Sean throws his right hand like a inflatable tube man
GETTEM GINGE
>>152448837ur being retarded on purpose right?at what point did ddp ragdoll him? strick got up without even using his hands. he wasn't even on his back. you're just a dumb retard.>>152448835>49-46, 49-46, 48-47He got murked little bro. Imavov had a full camp and did shit.
>>152448851>at what point did ddp ragdoll himWhen he took him down at will in the first fight>he wasnt on his backSo? He literally couldn't stop it
Strickgaped ducked the Daddysanya rematch
It took a two weight division K1 champion to realize that you can just hit Strickland when he goes on one leg for no reason and fucking kill him and then no one else figured out how to do that sinceMMA striking is that dire
Now that the weirdness is over someone tell me who this is? I'd let her drag down some snog from her Sinuses, hawk it up along with Some Phlegm and spit it into my mouth
Look at that hair-do. The class!You're great anon, post some more>>152448881
He should drop the shaved head tough guy act and go full twink again
>>152448537Only a handful of Dagestani wrestlers even do well nowadays it feels like, every card used to have some random Magomedov decisioning some guy
Nothing says "murked" like a 48-47 score card
>>152448891This would not end well. He already had to bring a gun to the gym so Zatdaddy would stop raping him in the showers
>>152448889No worries mate, you're lovely too. Here you go. And don't let those boys from earlier get to you
>>152448851Yeah and costurd had a razor sharp fight with Strickland it was a split decision!
I have still yet to see a single explanation of why Strickland is this godly wrestler
>>152448908He said so on a podcast before crying about the abuse
>>152448892There weren't ever that many. Its really only recently so many have gotten the big spots or performed this well. Most of them were just mythical dudes buzzsawing cans in Russia
izzy could have saved his career if he went the volk route of taking a year off and then only fighting once a year
>>152448952Thats the Topuria route
>>152448952That's why you've got to respect him, might be a fag but I can't criticise him
>>152448881Former british woman lily philips.
how would wmma superstar Mandy Muse do in the UFC?
>>152448980seek psychiatric help, playa
>>152448980Mandy muse the kind wmma who goes twice at facialabuse and get tazed.
Same with Merab, he could've played it safe and been a backpack for five rounds and kept the belt forever. Some guys actually want to be great
>>152448979I looked her up, that's not her. You've wasted my time
Tommy blue 1000
Bros there is a car in front of me. They are stalking me.
>>152448989>t. Retard who understands nothing about the sport Merab could barely take Yan down in the first fight, he won by purely overwhelming him. Merab isn’t a sticky backpack type grappler like Aljo or most brazzas
>>152449013i will blast the song. I hope they will be afraid. fcuking gypsy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuM7Ey8iG4o&t=230
>>152449022Ever seen someone wearing a backpack laying down. You fucking imbecile. He could have just stalled against the fence and hung in his back pretended to go for a choke like Ian did to mvp. It's easy. This doesn't need a reply, you are dumb
hly fxxking shxtthe paramount era... is here.fire emoji fire emoji fire emoji
pull the fluorescent orange thong out yo bussy playa
>>152449063Horry shitu das not a kordy steere wadu faku whiteu piggu?!
>>152449063>loses one fight>feed this kid to an unranked prospect in the apex
paramount events will start an hour earlier so they can add an extra hour of commercials
>>152449063This is a good fight why is it in the apex
on this day>2010UFC 124: St-Pierre vs. Koscheck 2 >2015TUF 22 Finale: Edgar vs Medes>2021UFC 269: Oliveira vs. PoirierOliveira has been in a fight every year since 2008.
>>152449063I tough morales was oliveira. I'm fucking retarded. I knew something was wrong. I was like " why is he so big now "
>>152449095they have the same jamawl esque movement
Jesery shore was better than ufc 2025.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ZiCCiL6u4&t=52
>>152449083Vinicius Olivera is actually right outside the top 10 I fear. This fight makes perfect sense rankings wise.
Strickraped and colbussy haven't fought in a year
>>152449046This retard bought the “I wanted to make it exciting” cope even though merab shit 30 tds
>>152449108Both millionaires and former champions btw, how is your life going?
Top 10 ranked UFC Bantamweight David Martinez
>>152449109I saw it with my own eyes, I'm not talking about the interview. He didn't stall a single but like every other wrestler that ajs the ability to. Or did he?
>>152449106what is the point of having two niggas ranked 12 instead of just making one of them 13
>>152449108They fight chronic AGP every single day
>>152449063Was it too much to hope for that the UFC would scrap the Apex next year
>>152449117He'd be at least #4 by now if he took the name "Poopen Sharten Fartkalalaev" the UFC tried to assign him.
merab is still up on the scorecards 96-94
>>152449122Someone's 2 has got to go!
>>152449101Whne morales beat sean brady i was like " he was more agressive in his last fight "
>>152449108>Strickraped and colbussy haven't fought in a year>>152449112Both millionaires and former champions btw, how is your life going?
>>152449117he’s on a 9 fight win streak and he beat the perennial fob ront
>>152449131Bautista is a brutal gatekeeper like murphy and Qannonier, dana keeps them around to derail fighters or humliate them (pico, mix, pitbull), if you beat him you get to be in the top 3 if not ..hehehe
>>152449158>>152449164You live in your car.
>>152449196mean't for >>152449083
>>152449197Slit your throat you dirty subhuman mudblooded mutt
>>152449164three of those wins coming in the same night jon
>>152449231
what’s the question? white house card? we were just running a snow job on paramount best i can do is pena vs pennington in the apex
THE GAME AWARDS 2025 STARTING IN 5 HOURSSET YOUR CLOCKShttps://www.youtube.com/live/d-BDeU3R5ichttps://www.youtube.com/live/d-BDeU3R5ichttps://www.youtube.com/live/d-BDeU3R5ichttps://www.youtube.com/live/d-BDeU3R5ic
Damn ray longo merab and anik are all acting like Merab just chose to swang and bang as a gift to the fans and didn't fight his normal style. Nigger excuse me?? Half the fight was petr defending takedowns and breaking out of the clinch.
>>152449164wins outside the UFC doesn't matter, he won 2 fights
>>152449309Oh wow I couldn't fucking care less
Colby Strickland? Beast of a peach, b.
What is MMA Guru's real name and address? I'm going to go kick his ass.
Can you guys stop talking shit about Schaub's wife?
>>152449346Hes such a fag about aspinall lately its really soured my opinion of him. He made some post how aspinall deserves an award for having a retarded child. But its like bro you were just making fun of chitos retarded kid. Kinda tuff to keep liking him (not that I like aspinall or chitos retard kids or care if someone insults them. It's just the fakeness
>yancels complaining about coping
>>152449365That retarded Mexican thot with a BBL?
>Bro this can has a 20 fight win streak in bum shart championshipsyeah so did cro bum and we know what schaub and Big country did to him, once dana cut him he want back to ''winning'' fights
>>152449409Uhhhh...so Roy Nelson was him being washed AND his normal level of competition somehow?
>>152449409>back 2 back Ws against IshiiElite wins
How does that work?
>>152449463Looks kinda like Gane
>>152449409Couldn't bang with schaub and pussied out bigly. Schaub had been training for like two years too
would islam fight a 205er?
>>152449555People like to clown on Schaub because he retired on the Joe Rogan show and became a podcaster but he was legit one of the best fighters ever during his prime.
>>152449063theyre built like final fantasy 9 characters
>>152449555gotta getem on the schaub hour to make sum picks
UFC BJJ tonight lads
>>152449630
>>152449635talmbout final schaub 9 bapa? bean cheese sadly, final schaub 8 is the seldom peach
>>152449662Quick rundown on Spoony?
>>152449650no mikey no watchy
>>152449661talmbout big nog b, which one, theres two? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rswx2Z7SDw
>>152449665This will never get old haha. Nobody let Canadian Monty turn up tomorrow acting normal like today never happened. He's exposed himself as a weirdo for life
what I find absolutely hilarious is that we learnt absolutely nothing from Garry beating Belol. despite having been a champion less than a year ago, there are currently at least 4 fighters that have already or would have beaten him. that's how much Leon messed up the timeline with that headkick.
>>152449707Yeah just go microwave your dino nuggies man
>>152449677if you wanna blast an hour into it, here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSZ1TqgOIUNot sure if that's quick run down but it's a fun one.
>>152449650The hype is real
based hank mir giving birth to female poatan!
Willink looks like she would drug you then break your ankles and force you to live with her
>>152449893Will Link?That's not a real name man.
>>152449726Done that already, I told you. Why do you want me to eat more of them?
>>152446011ufc is boxing after boxing became fake
>>152448872why was ddp unable to do this in the 50 minutes he spent fighting sean
can they punch in this bjj league, similar to mma?
>>152449980Yeah just go microwave your dino tendies man, you'll never have a job like mine. Yeah I work at the bank, you might have heard of it before?
Francis was always based
>>152450093Which one?
>>152450307Cyber security. That's a STEM career buddy, you know? Big money.
Could one UFC Champion defeat 3 men at once?
>>152450263>let me be clear on something, too>when i say the physicality >this guy literally spent the whole day here>breakfast>lunch>fucking dinner
dena I hungy give me free breakfis or rape you
>>152450297But enough about your mother's bedroom
>>152450332You mean THE STEM? Those are the guys you want to stare at a screen for 60 hours a week for. what a wild life, I want to be you anon
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>152450445Yeah your life will never have as much purpose as staring at those screens. This is cyber security we're talking about here, real serious stuff man.
/heem/ after taira subs van
They did our queen dirty.
>>152450388I want to believe Dana. Some 6"5' giganog bullying office workers while putting on his "le soft spoken giant"-act seems funny
>>152450383*insert chuck/tito/miletich/hughes/murray street fight*
Hwo does it make sense for them to kick me off the bus and rhem give me an ticket? I dont even have money for the bis stupid fucking faggot cop cant catch an break. War Hill.
>>152450465Waaaah
>>152450518See you in county jail brother
>>152450476Here we go Evil Here we go
>>152450474Kek at one point the girl next to her started moving away. I wonder if she got the axe for this
Bu buh buh I don't understand da language *pushes hunter down a flight of stairs"
>>152450497he didn't just bully them I fear...
>>152450567im am ufcsee hebyweight champion i de mand steak dinna 4 am give me now I no understand *throws Anik into popcorn machine*
Ngannou has a innocebt childlike heart I think Dana is heavily emblesshing
>>152450625
>>152450646Children are violent
>>152450658Ngannou is an good kid and didnt do anythibg
>>152450646if Ngannou has a childlike heart it's because he recently ran a kid over and it splashed onto his hyundai cameroono 900
>>152450688>good kid>didnt mean nuthin by it
https://youtube.com/shorts/GPdmCHWWvrk?si=M-kOERG7ULQ0DX7Z
Ari we have to do something about Francis this is getting out of hand. He just gave Mic Maynard a swirlie during lunch. We can't keep going like this>Well, why don't you just ask him to leave?I-I'm scared of what he might do if I ask, I've never been so intimidated by someone in my life. Ari please I can do this anymore*BANG BANG*O-OH uh, that's him, he's knocking on my office, talk to you later o-FRANCIS DON--
>>152450769I wonder what it's like to be this unfunny.
*unzips pants*heem it little guy, come on
>You blew it, you're done here. Pack your bags, you're out of the house.
buh buh buh buh ari give paramount bonus now I no understand *punches down wailing wall*
>i want $50,000- - >you're not getting $50,000
>>152450820Why the fuck didn't they stop the fight after the illegal upkick
>>152450846they're making tom be a man this time around
>duh duh duh you have told me it was safe to fly
>>152450476I fingered Jessica Eye in a Lakewood Ohio gay bar
>>152450820>Hasbulla on john cena's shoulderslmao
>>152450846jack refused to sign the contract unless it was no holds barred i fear
notice how even in AI everyone involved cheers when kang jack kills tomala, very fitting
I really dont like your sport but I am glad you lads are enjoying it. Have fun. K bye
>>152450916buh buh buh I no spek langege *rapes u*
>>152450910No one likes cowards, not even Ai
>buh-buh-bu we are not done talking.>oh, we're done talking.and then everyone clapped
>>152450996Buh buh buh you're Chinese.
>>152451007>0 white champs>0.25 Chinese champsim proud of my heritage. are you?
dena I have nightmare about kobe gib me sushi dinner ok
>Me tampon Buh buh buh
Vallejos fight week
a 6'5 salt mining gorilla just living inside the UFC HQ for weeks at a time because everyone was too scared to tell him to fuck off is pretty funny
>>152451047Gane.
>>152451047If you're so proud of your heritage why did you run away from your ancestral homeland and move to a majority white nation?
still can't understand why pantoja is so beloved when figgy was clearly way better
Why did Aldo in his 20 years of fighting never learn what Yan just did?
>>152451228Figgy lost twice to a dude Pantoja beat 4 times
>>152451221>a majority white nation>jeetnadaCmon man
>>152451255Canada is 70% white
I’ll break your orbital bone
/fairy/
peter yan vs merab: 2 fights 1 win 0 finishesricky simon vs merab:1 fight 1 win 1 finish
History will absolve Francis
a technical decision is not a finish
>>152449661MMA.
>>152451235Sport evolved. He was stuck in a local maximum
>>152451263Those stats are before 2020 and that was before the jeet wave, by now it's probably 50% and half those 50% are boomers, jeetnada is done i am afraid.
>>152451344Source for that?
Does Luke Thomas believe in God, is he Christian?
>>152451408Why does that matter
Having Francis and Jones both begging on their knees to fight on the Whitehouse lawn for Trump and Dana telling them both to pound sand is diabolically based.
>>152451428You mean why does that matter more broadly or why am I specifically asking?
>>152451453Why do you care
>>152451474Just curious. If you don't know that's fine.
>>152451408He strikes me as a bbc loving christcuck
tom won
>>152451496Seems more like an atheist to me
>>152451502Check again, monsieur.
>>152451502Raped Bitch of the Year?
>>152451329I'm surprised we never got stories of Bigface Silva raping people, he was the true gentle giant
>>152450820>created by unsulsmells brown
>>152451574Don't be racist.
>>152451279
make AI video ngannou smile scream eyes white sharp teeth fangs blood ariel crying
Luke Thomas explaining how actually Jesus was Jewish at Christmas dinner with his Columbian in-laws.
>>152451619Who is this?
>>152451688Lineal UFC heavyweight champion
>>152451704oleksandr usyk?
>>152451704Who is that? Is that his name?
>>152451728No you fucking retard, what are you talking about?
Nigger nigger nigger nigger la la la nigger
buh buh buh dena gib new diaper I make mess
>and then francis put hunter down and decided not to rape him
>>152451783usyk beat gane at a game of checkers whom beat francis, thus, making oleksandr the lineal HW champion
I remember last week when everyone thought Dana was lying about Francis. I won't say "I told you so" because you all know I took Dana's side because I'm loyal. Loyalty is something you africa goofs wouldn't understand. Just remember this next time you doubt Dana.
Could you plz stop appearing in my fantasies while I masturbate?
>>152451838Dana changed the story from Francis assaulting him to Francis putting a hand on his chest
i've been hearing some pretty nasty rumors recently. they can't be true right?
>>152451856You try putting your hand on my chest watch what happens b
>>152451856That's the same thing retarded faggot!
>>152451856that isn't assault, that's battery.
>>152451866Oh, we're done talking
>>152451876Uhh*farts*
>>152451861Of course not, Joanna is a queen
>>152451856Francis was trying to rip his heart out the evil bastard!
what are YOU talking about?!
what? dana said "get your hands off me? hah! no way bro! no way!
>>152451917close your quotations idiot
I introduced him to a lot of new steroi- uhh training
>>152451974>>152451974>>152451974
