GO BURRS
My Aztecs
keep it in your pants
>>152438822should have been a Moore fired OPgood job retard
Why come everyone who says >Boise/Tulane/JMU shouldn't be hereGet mad when you say>Why is Purdue/Arkansas/Wake here
>>152438838My bad, what I meant to say was anime
Michigan is going to hire someone out of the NFL, right? The coaching carousel is all but done spinning in college.
Keeping a snowbunny temptress on the payroll as a get out of jail free card for firing black coaches for cause is unbelievably based
>>152438873Notre dame and keksasfags are having a bitch fit. It’ll calm down in a bit same as usual.
>>152438873I think one of JMU or Tulane should be in but not both, two mid majors in the playoffs is too much.
>>152438775You've never worked a real job have you? A lot of professions have rules against coworkers banging, especially different tier employees
White People, Be BetterAct like we’ve been there (petrino, paterno)
>Michigan State>hire first black coach in school history>masturbates on the phone with rape counselor>Michigan>hire first black coach in school history>gets staffer pregnantSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Bigger culture problemMichigan?ORNotre Dame?
>>152438822First for DeBoer to Michigan
So who did Sherrone plow?
>>152438899This is what also sunk Petrino as well.
B1Gsissies why can't our schools stop employing sex pests and rapists
>>152438892true and it should be a play in game like the shitty 16 seeds in the ncaa tourney
>>152438899the reality is that they would not have fired him for this if he was a good coach
Sherrone Moore cheated on his wife two weeks before Christmas with 3 kids at home
>>152438903>gets staffer pregnantWhy the fuck would they be stupid enough to not fucking wrap up?
>Fire Moore for cause for sleeping with white staffer>interim coach is named Biff PAWGyOh this is too good
She was only 17 and 653 days you sick fucks
>>152438948because it was a plant
>>152438953Wasn't he already married to a white lady?
>>152438943How does the narrative change if the staffer he knocked up was black?
>>152438822Crazy how players can beat their girlfriends and nothing happens but a coach has a relationship with a staffer and gets fired. Retarded country we live in. But also, KWAB.
>>152438943>no severance package>wife takes half of what’s left in divorce proceedingsholy GRIM
>>152438953>Biff pawgyWho the fuck is naming kids? Michigan residents will rememberJIM BOB COOTER
Will they do a paternity test to make sure Moore is the father?
>>152438943"Our daughters don’t care about the outcome of the games, they just want daddy to sit down and read them a book when he gets home... and that’s what he does." -Kelli Moore, Coach Moore’s wife
>>152438943She paid the toll.
>>152438822Dont know what sport this is but she cute
>>152438982If sherrone and mel started a podcast id watch. Both blew up their families for white cooter
Will Michigan hire Ed Orgeron?
>>152438943>already has a White woman at homesome bucks are just too greedy for they own good>>152438948this the same nigga said >BET during their football cheating run
>black coaches Has this meme ever worked out
HE’S STILL UNDER SHOW-CAUSE FROM THE STALIONS SETTLEMENT. HE’S UNEMPLOYABLE UNTIL AFTER NEXT YEAR.He might’ve just blown up his entire career. What the fuck is he doing???? What was he thinking????????
>>152438996To be fair reading to your kids and cheating in your wife aren't mutually exclusive
>>152438976This is the kind of thing that would be swept under the rug and forgotten if Moore was good. Guarantee nothing would happen to him if he beat Ohio State and earned a playoff bid. But since he is struggling it's a for cause firing.
Heard there were some refunds going around
>>152439019old timers say blood can only flow to one head at a time
>>152438963The fuck are you talking about retard
>>152439018James Franklin below the Mason Dixon line
>>152439019That group has a average iq of 80 for a reason
>>152439019Harbaughs will give him some job in either Baltimore or LA, he'll do a year of church-based therapy to "atone" and nothing bad will happen to him
fuck it, try and steal jim knowles from Tennessee before he signs
tick tock indiana
Coach Pri(Michigan M)ate.
>marry a woman>have 3 kids with her>fuck another woman…why?
HUGE DAY for college football today?
Most entertaining Michigan hires:Brian KellyLes MilesGrudenGundyUrbanOrgeron
>>152439040michigan wanted moore gone, they send some jew to fuck him, or maybe even his wife was in on it. You must not have every been around a scheming jew or womeme, its okay ill enlighten you buddy. BaSICALLY THEY WANTEDTHIS NIGGER GONE AND BLACKMAILED HIM.
detective chud with the scoop
>>152438976Yes thats how power dynamics work in America. The reverse happens with drug use, the high status man will be afforded rehab and his job waiting for himThe wagie is lucky to only get fired for drug possession or dui. Most likely his life will downward spiral trying to meet court obligations
If he had beaten Ohio then this would’ve been swept under the rug and he would’ve received an extension. I love college sports.
Who the hell does Michigan even hire?
Why exactly is it U of M’s business whom consenting adults want to fuck? This is such a weird thing people just sort of accepted in the last decade.
>>152439079The dick wants what the dick wants
>>152439089She looks like she has a fat ass. I might understand if true.
>>152439089She’s cute and looks like she gives the sloppiest of toppy. I would’ve folded too.
Alright, who the fuck is scUM even gonna hire?Portal opens in 3 weeks and the no-contact period for recruits just started.
>>152439093It’s a myth that people get arrested and jailed for simple drug use. I’m from an anti pot state and we’ve had personal use laws as a mitigating charge for decades
>>152439096Him Jarbaugh
>>152439089confirmed throat goat
Refund status?
>>152439099Tucker got “moral turpitude”d over arguably consensual phone sex.Actually getting a side chick pregnant a way clearer violation.
>>152438948>Black men>CondomsOk now im audibly keking
>>152439096Matt rhule
>>152438912>Larry Nassar >nuff said
>>152439096John Harbaugh
>>152439089Good taste
>>152439083Coach O all the way (won't happen, I know, but a man can dream)
>>152439096dan lanning
>>152439099He's married & university's usually have high standards for conduct since they're suppose to be setting an example for their students. Most colleges don't teach their students its ok to be a scum bag
>>152439096Coach Ogeronor John Grudenmaybe Brian Kelly, but I doubt it.
>>152439096>>152439111
>>152439134I completely agree re: Tucker. This is simply what happens when women get involved with anything, they think they’re in charge of everyone else’s lives like they’re playing house.
>>152439159>Let's hire a true virile degenerate
>>152439140That was MSU, retard
Wasn't there another head coach caught texting sorority hoes recently and no one really cared?
>>152439096urban meyer 2 frauds deserve each other
>>152439167I have no idea where you’ve been for 30 years but we as a society settled this during Clinton’s impeachment. Cheating isn’t a DQ for literally anything, sorry.> Most colleges don't teach their students its ok to be a scum bagOh okay so you’re just a flat out delusional fucking retard. K
>>152439042>win more football games than usual>encourage brutal gang rapedI guess it depends on your perspective of "working out"
>>152439185He wouldn't last 3 years, but oh, the entertainment>mumble, grumble, mumble, GEAUX BLEU!
>>152439112Yes the court says we will give you a deal: 1-2 years probation so the racket can milk you for thousands of dollars. Drug test, counseling, meetings, etc. Probation is worse than jail. Its a giant money sucking machine. A Week in jail is far more preferable and cheaper
>>152439167Pahahahahaha Ok boomer
if everyone on campus knew about this why did they wait so long to shit can him. could have gone after Matt Campbell
>Michigan gets away with cheating for years with an actual slap on the wrist>immediately stumbles into a new scandalGetting their asses whooped for almost a decade by Ohio State really broke their brains.
>>152439227Or Kiffin. I'm fucking livid
>>152439083Dave Portnoy is going to push Gruden as the next UM Coach.This is fucking insane to me.
>black head coach
>Schefter: Wisconsin DC Mike Tressel is said to be the top target for Michigan to become their next head coach.KWAB
So who snitched
>>152439201Kiffin is an infamous sorostitute hunter.Orgeron was fired at LSU because he kept hitting on booster girlfriend/wives
Sherrone Moore's wife just had twins over the summer.
>>152439243fuck me
>>152439204He was acquitted anon. Under the law he did nothing wrong
Sherrone "muh dick" MooreDidn't an NBA team have to fire a black head coach a couple years ago for the same reason. kek
>>152439243TRESSEL SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATE.OHIO STATE PLAYING 10D HYPER CHESS ALL ALONG.
>>152439243Tressel is almost 80yrs old, He loves working as an AD.
If he were white you all would be praising him and calling him a Chad.
>>152439186Michigan culture extends to all uni's statewide since they're so obnoxious like you ya salty twink
>>152439243Jim Tressel's kid?no fucking way, none. Michigan will not hire the spawn of the sweater vest
>>152439275No shit
>>152439204Pretty much every college football coach has a moral turpitude clause you fucking retard schools don't want the most visible face of their brand to be a shit bag, ESPECIALLY if they're not winning natties. I'm sure Urban's contracts had em too but the difference is his natty winning adds more than his scumminess takes away from the image.
Were they just looking for an excuse to fire a midwit coach who wasn’t bad but wasn’t great either but wanted to avoid stepping on the das racist landmine?
>>152439274That’s Jim. Mike is only in his early 50s
>>152439252Pate: Virginia HC is said to be in the running for Michigan HC jobSaying something nice about him
HOLY SHIT PETE CARROLL WAS IN ANN ARBOR THIS WEEK
>>152439275False, I would only do that if he were hilariously fat and/or spoke with an unintelligible Cajun accent.
>>152439281No.
contracts don't really matter right? I'm sure lane kiffin was under contract with ole miss and he just up and left. so why can't Michigan go after Matt Campbell or Kalen Deboer
>>152439293he looks like he enjoys ytwimmin on the side
>>152438822Way to go OP retard!You forgot the "previous" link AGAIN!Here it is:>>152422330
>>152439089>be bomb shell white girl>fuck a gross 50 year old black guy Why
>>152439293Goofy looking bro
>>152439293holy muttola
>>152439089I hate coalburners so fucking much.
>>152439275Last time a white coach did something like this he got fired too
>>152439313Because she’s gonna get millions of dollars to shut up and go away.
>>152439313secure the bag
>>152439018That Steelers coach
>>152439339He sucks and goes 9-7 every year
Biff Poggi is the king of fat retard chuds and yet he keeps failing upwards
who the fuck is jedd fisch
>>152439313>bombshell Meh. Take away the pound of makeup & camera effects and I bet she's mid at best
>>152439313she was raped obviously
Michigan fan here. Its time to roll the dice and hire PJ fleck.
If Sherrone wasn't looking mid as fuck this past season I wonder if this would still have happened. Ditto for Tucker at MSU. I've always thought they were feeling major regret for that massive contract and jumped at a chance to shed it without a buyout. That being said, the Michigan AD Warde Manuel has made outstanding hires so far for basketball and hockey so there is some hope for us Wolverine fans. Everybody knew that Sherrone was there because of how late Harbaugh left in the offseason and all of the signgate shit making everything uncertain. >>152439243This is not at all an inspiring idea. He has had mixed results as a coordinator and is literally Jim Tressel's fucking nephew as well as coaching at Sparty for years under Dantonio. I can't imagine this dude has anything but disdain for Michigan. This would be hard to believe.
Dan Mullen
>>15243931350 year old black guys is like 30 in white guy years
>Michigan hires black basketball and football coaches for first time ever>start physical fights>break NCAA rules>get staff pregnant
>>152439313His status
I stop checking /cfb/ for one hour and this happens lol
STOP HIRING BLACKS TO COACH, THEY ARE NOT OUR EQUALS
it's going to be brian kelly isn't it
Todd Monken
>>152439393Chip Kelly would be funnier
Marcus Freeman but apparently he's the betting odds favorite for the New York football giants in the nfl
>>152439374kek. and they didnt fire the basketball coach after slapping the wisconsin coach either, they waited for a horrible season to can him
>>152439404imagine the shitposting
Would you really fuck up your head coaching career for this?
>Philip Rivers comes back to NFL after 5 year retirement>Saban comes back to coach MichiganK I N OINO
Welcome home Brady Hoke.
>>152439330Not now she isn't.
>>152439313>why do sluts existoh my sweet, innocent anon...
>>152439413Will she get an abortion? Or give birth to another amerimutt
>deboer to michigan>kiffin to bama>coach o back to lsu
kek
>>152439413>careerblacks cant think 5 minutes into the future thats been proven
>>152439413>Paige Of course she's a coalburning slut.
>>152439448hello KillerNut9
>>152439413Now imagine her with makeup & filters. Moore is an idiot
>>152439413>Executive assistant to the football coachOf fucking COURSE she was The stereotypes come from somewhere lol
>>152439413Connor Stallions predicted this actually
>>152439413Would
>>152439413Paige must receive treatments every other week for the rest of her life. She's been getting those infusions of a relatively new drug called Lymizime at the Simon Cancer Center in Indianapolis. She initially experienced side effects, but a new concoction that also include steroids, Tylenol and Benadryl seems to be working better.Because of Pompe Disease, Paige can only exercise moderately, which means no more running. Any strenuous activity could damage her muscles, including her heart, so anything that leaves her feeling sore—like an intense tennis game for instance—must be avoided.
>>152439407>Convince your players to not go bowling>End the practices>Start shopping for nfl hc jobsHis black side is really showing huh
>>152439490She's actually pretty petite. Face had me fooled.
>>152439413Purdue sleeper agentBOILER UP
>>152439490>>152439493>bottle blonde with cancerKWAAAAAAAAAB
Can someone explain how this guy gets ruined for a consensual relationship in the program they are moral panicking over as the greatest sin meanwhile people like Trump, Ellison, Musk get nothing for going to Epstein Island?
>>152439490She was hitting him with the gluck gluck 9000 in between tiktok posts
>>152439493is that real or is that one of the those made up white woman diseases?
>>152439448>posted on an sec website by a big 10 fanSad
There is a simpler way to do this:1) Have a play-in with all G5 conference champs and the bowl-eligible independent. That narrows the non-P4 field to three teams. Add those teams to the P4 champs and five P4 non-conference champs and start the 12-team tourney.
>>152439347He was at least good at one point
>>152439527Moore holds no power
>>152439533https://www.chicagobears.com/news/bears-scout-s-daughter-fighting-disease-17137128
>>152439493>Paige can only exercise moderately,Yeah I'm sure Moore only fucked her "moderately" lel
>>152439493>>152439517That's a different girl. Look at the date on the article.
>>152439533Its like muscular dystrophy Genetic. Risking having children with this disease at all is crazy.
>>152439490Looks like the girl that gave my dorm roommate herpes>>152260816 Anons were on the case like that>>152439413>Executive Assistant Lol. This anon was spot on:>>152260841>What do you think a 24 year old girl has to contribute to a football team?Pussy, obviously
>>152439250Toll: PAID
>>152439550both Purdue graduates? no that's her
>>152439527cool it with the anti semitism bro
>University of Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore had an extramarital affair with a football staffer, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation. Michigan sources believe the affair resulted in a pregnancy, which was ultimately terminated through an abortion procedure paid for by Moore.Lmao
>>152439527Moore thought he could get away without donating to israel or promoting israel.
>>152439565His wife has nice hair
>Brian Kelly trendingKEK welcome to Michigan!
>>152439565With the facts laid out in front of us like this the question is: Can we really blame /our/ nigga?
>>152439565>Toll: PAIDMeh. She'll take him to the cleaners in divorce court & end up with more wealth than she ever would have earned on her own
>>152439493> Pompe disease is a rare genetic disorder caused by the buildup of glycogen in the body's cells due to a deficiency of the enzyme acid alpha-glucosidase. This condition leads to progressive muscle weakness and can affect various organs, particularly the heart and skeletal muscles.Cant you just ketomaxx your way out of this or do you really have to give a gorillion dollars to doctors for the rest of your life with this?
>>152439581Omfg. yea thats pretty unforgivable unless she really has that disease, then it was a mercy kill
>>152439413>(((Shiver)))Literal mossad agent like >>152439086 alluded to lmfao
>>152439493Moore confirmed two pump chump
chat is this true?
>>152439581
>>152439611The idea that all life is valuable and should be preserved is just a psyop to make pharma more money. She's an inbred pit baby.
>>152439433She needs to give birth to his child
When are we going to see our first GILF-related HC drama? Sick of this "le young coed staffer" plot
>>152439581KWABulbasaur
OOOh coach you're going to make me squirt
>Mooremore like Lesse LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>152439433>>152439635She already had the abortion and Moore paid for it.
>>152439664Cringe
>>152439581>rockets into KWABOTY Top 10 with 3 weeks left in the yearImpressive
>>152439634Don't be anti semetic
>>152438902oh no no
>>152439019Certain people have trouble with long-term thinking. That’s all I’m gonna say.
>>152439019She was a sleeper agent sent in to seduce him
>tfw you're unemployable, not getting a buyout, have four kids and an impending divorce
>>152439086>last sentence in all caps My sides
>>152439697I'll hire him
>>152439697this guy has probably been cheating his whole marriage, the family is just for the optics
>>152439697Ok? He made millions already
>>152439581Sauce? I've seen affair part not abortion
>>152439697KWAB OF THE YEAR THE SEARCH IS OVER
>>152439725Nice try, domer
>>152439725Sorry, that’s still notre dame
>>152439719https://x.com/darkostatenews/status/1998874553645170773?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ
>>152439725nah it's still either Pedo State or Notre Dame.Moore is 3rd or 4th though
>>152439713What's he going to do with himself without a job or a family? Outside of leaning into becoming a complete degenerate and using his money to fuck as many white girls as possible, his life is over.
>>152439743wrongforced back alley abortion trumps cfp snub everytime
>>152439713You'd be amazed how fast kids, divorces, and lawsuits can chew through millions, especially considering he's literally, actually unemployable in CFB until after next year.
Whitesisters…another BBC steals one of our own…what the fuck do we do?
>>152439767Have a poptart and STFU, padre.
>>152439749>msu reporterWill see if true i guess. Sad if so
>>152439669Kwaboty power rankings week 151. [NR] Notre Dame2.(-1) [1] Pedo state3. [NR] Michigan4. (-2) [2] Florida state5. (-2) [3] Mike Gundy/OSU6. (-2) [4] COACH PRIMATE7. (-2) [5] Umass8. (-2) [6] Texas 9. [NR] Virginia 10. [NR] BYU
>>152439811If there's any group of people who can correctly ID college-related sex pests and get the right details, it's Michigan State people
Does Moore being canned impact Michigan saying no to private equity? I doubt it but just curious
>>152439823Still Tony
>>152439725>>152439669>>152439641>>152439243what does KWAB mean? I'm new here from reddit and am trying to learnt he lingo. Thank you ; )
>>152439825No. I would be surprised if the football coach was even consulted on a decision like that.When the amount goes up to "billion" you're talking to the president and MAYBE the AD only.
Is there any chance at all that the recently hired coaches (Sumrall, Kiffin, etc.) would be able to leave their "current" jobs for Michigan? Can Portnoy or Ellison (oy vey!) open up the purse and literally just buy a coach from a job they just started at?
>>152439713He only had two years of the big bucks and his wife is about to take half of that, and now he has no income
>>152439835It means go back
>>152439842why not lsu just did it to ole miss
Coaches can't even bang interns anymore. What's this world coming to?
>>152439527how do you morons still not understand that Epstein's list incriminates people from both sides of the aisle and all corners of the globeyou're NEVER going to see it
>>152439843>four kidsmore than half
>>152439835Kek Was A Blessing
>>152439638would
>>152439847No>>152439858thank you kind stranger
DEI STRIKES AGAIN
notice theres really no glee about ND getting snubbed. they running cover-ND fans arent arguing they deserve in over Miami-were upset acc pushed Miami over Duke because it makes the conference look mickey mouse which is EXACTLY what the mickey mouse network, disney, wants dumbasses-we would rather byu got the slot
>>152439843>halfSince there are kids involved & he is confirmed to have cheated, it'll probably be more than that
>>152438943>coalburnerNo sympathy.
>>152439823still the acc
>>152439835Kiffin Watches Animal Beastiality
Espn coach list for Michigan Manny diaz Duke hcTommy Reees brows ocJedd fisch Washington Jesse minter la chargers dcKaleb deboer KEK HCPlease take kaleb deboer it would be so fucking funny
>>152439664>She already had the abortion and Moore paid for it.- University of Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore had an extramarital affair with a football staffer, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation. Michigan sources believe the affair resulted in a pregnancy, which was ultimately terminated through an abortion procedure paid for by Moore.- Paige Shiver - a still-current UM staffer whose job title is "Executive Assistant to the Head Coach" - is the woman with whom Moore allegedly had the extramarital affair. Shiver, 32, is a Purdue graduate (2016) who joined the UM program in November 2021, working as "On-Campus Recruiting & Football Operations Coordinator" on then-coach Jim Harbaugh's staff. According to Shiver's LinkedIn page, she was promoted to her current role as Executive Assistant to the Head coach in February 2024, shortly after Sherrone Moore took over the UM program.- Michigan officials have known about the affair for months, according to multiple sources. This may create difficulty in terminating Moore's contract for cause, as Moore would likely challenge why action was not taken against him sooner. Moore is married with 4 young children.
>>152439565milf in the back is hot and looks like she's a freak
>>152439638Stop inserting your mental illness into threads, old ladies are gross, no one thinks you're "alpha" for liking hags
rhythmic slapping sounds coming from the michigan locker room
>>152439895Mishitgan is a job DeBoer might actually considerKWAB on the rest of these
>>152439895>Tommy ReeesNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOdo not want that fuckling noter lame failure
oooh coach you finna make me squirt
Moore's 66% winning percentage (2-1) vs Ohio State is the 3rd highest of any Mishitgan coach in program history
>>152439900>The university of Michigan is going to argue that abortion violates the moral clausePls happen because it could wreak absolute havoc on mini cold San Francisco. The profs might strike. The Michigan man might find out almost everyone at that university hates them for existing
Paul has spoken
>>152439900So to recap, in the post-COVID era when Michigan had their greatest run of success since the late 90s, their head coach:2021: cheated2022: cheated2023: cheated2024: cheater2025: cheater >>152439895they won't pick Minter, he was a bigger beneficiary of Connor's antics than Sherrone was. At this point I think Michigan just wants to Harvey Updike the Harbaugh coaching tree and start over
Michigan should hire Mel Tucker. He just jerked off on the phone with another woman instead of knocking her up and making her abort the baby. He looks like a saint compared to Moore.
>>152438943Coal toll
Indiana is the only honest programMichigan should be banned from the CFP for 5 years
>>152439749>REPORT:>Sherrone Moore has been arrested in Saline.
>Coach gets embroiled in multiple NCAA investigations: "I sleep">Coach gets into a consensual extramarital affair: "REAL SHIT???"
>>152439932>I-I'm go-gonna CU-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>152439979at this rate we're gonna find out that Curt Cignetti is into scatplay or something
Allegedly this is the guy that broke the scandal a few weeks ago and the university's lawyers made him shut it downhttps://x.com/Bryan_Aguada/status/1998891210577174895?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
>>152439998KINO
>>152439998imagine if the CFP went back and axed Alabama's playoff spot over this.
>>152439607Alanis Morisette?
wtf
Goddamn, why can't n***ers keep it in their pants?
>>152439998Doesn't even make sense. What exactly is Deboer gonna get from Michigan that he can't at Alabama?
>>152439638>puddletiddiesyea just stay dressed
>>152440033Allegedly being arrested for breaking and entering his assistant's house.He really was about to throttle a bitch over it. Why can't Michigan Men win the right way?
>>152439998>Michigan could have done this last week and gotten deboer>This would have knocked bama out>Michigan waited till after the cfp rankings to make sure notre dame got fucked overAbsolutely based Michigan AD
>>152440037It would be a reset-the-clock move. DeBoer is catching a lot of heat from Bama fans.
>>152440033Holy shit I thought >>152439980 was joking.
>>152440040Source??
>>152440034Uhh, guys, is this racist?
>>152440033>>152440040BELIEVE IN HERBERT
>>152440040>Michigan coach arrested for b&e and got a baby abortedMichigan really playing for kwaboty
michigan hires pedos, racists, cheaters (on and off the field) and they have the temerity to say they do it the right way
https://x.com/DillDoeLover/status/1998889282673811962>Sources in Ann Arbor are telling me that Sherrone Moore has been arrested for breaking and entering into his assistant's house. Authorities were called after claims were made that Moore was showing suicidal behaviors.okay now he might be KWABOTY
>>152440060Based DillDoeLover with the scoop.
>>152439313he is in a position of power and status. its that simple.
if he kills himself tonight the story stops being funny
>>152439313mojo baby, yeah!
>>152439767Stop shilling trump chudlord
decisive Finebaum victory
>>152440033Lololololololololol
>>152440033>Wins a natty>Connor cheating saga revealed>Coach departs before he gets show cause>Promote OC to head coach>New coach gets fired for fucking a student intern and getting her pregnant >New coach gets arrested Can someone please make a feature length film on Michigan the last few years. I love this sport so fucking much
Every argument for the "G5 having their own playoff" is completely countered by the following>Just let the conference champions in the actual playoff
>>152439998They're gonna run DeBoer's Air Raid system through a less-competent Jalen Milroe? Man, Connor's cheating scheme really was the only thing holding this program together.
>>152440060This is genuinely insane. I know there's a lot of memeing about the Stallions situation but Moore has been in football for a long time as a player and coach and never had a blemish on his character. He is an idiot for this but I do feel bad for him.
>>152440088lol he chickened out of running for Senate
if he kills himself tonight he will be KWAB of the century#MichiganMan
>>152438881>Michigan is going to hire someone out of the NFL, right? The coaching carousel is all but done spinning in college.Brian Kelly is still available, lol
>>152440060Always believe an old man with the handle: DillDoeLover
>>152440088I'm loathe to say it but yeah
>>152440096>He is an idiot for this but I do feel bad for him.nah fuck him, deleting those text messages then lying to the NCAA about them revealed just how much of a fucking snake he really was.
>>152440083Definitely kwaboty if he kills himself in a hospital on unironic suicide watch
I see no other sources.
>>152440083you're rightthen it becomes hysterical
freak dat bitch sherrone. oh nigga
>>152440083No it gets funnier
>OH LAWD JESUS, I JUST HAD TO FUCK THAT SNOWBUNNY PUSSY
>>152439281>Michigan culture extends to all uni's statewide since they're so obnoxious like you ya salty twink
>>152439876>notice theres really no glee about ND getting snubbed.bud every OP since sunday has been about ND. there's a round of playoff games approaching and nobody here is talking about them. people are obsessed
go down to the library and get out a book of Shakespeare and read Macbeth
Black head coaches are so funny lmaoThis is the most relevant one ever
Michigan an absolute scumbag program what else is new
>>152439713>Ok? He made millions alreadyt. no fucking idea how the legal system worksIf he doesn't find another high paying gig, he'll be filing for bankruptcy in five years flat.
trouble with the condom!
Why does black men fall for the white woman meme so easily?
>>152439811>Will see if trueIt's already proven true, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>152440179think about it
Damn.
>>152439835>what does KWAB mean?
>>152439998of course. they blather on about michigan men this and michigan men that its absolute projection that whole state is rotten to the core
>>152440111They recovered the text messages and there was literally nothing there. Dipshit.
>>152440192delete this shit nephew
>>152440192whoah...
>>152439996nothing wrong with that
>>152439835>what does KWAB mean?it means you nigga, now bounce
>>152440192ripip
>>152440196Go take a big shit and then shove it in your mouth and chew on it you fucking smelly meth mouthed Ohio nigger bitch
>>152440198It's the fact that he fucking lied about what happened to them, retard. First was a lie of omission by not mentioning he deleted them, second was an actual lie to the investigators about them. It wasn't until they demonstrated they could recover them that he came clean.
>yfw DeBoer goes to Michigan and Kiffin goes to Bama
>>152440037deboer prob gets fired next year with another season like this one
Moore needs to claim he fell in love with her, and he was willing to throw away his career to honor that love. That's the least villainous path.
>>152440139MAAAAAAAYNE DAT COOCHIE WAS HOTTA DEN MY MAWMAW CORNBREAD
>>152440217>deboer prob gets fired next year with another season like this oneAre Alabama fans tarded? They had the best coach ever, You're not winning a shitload of titles without Saban.
Coach Crimespree
>BREAKING: Sherrone Moore speaks for the first time since firing, claims he slipped and fell into the female staffer's vagina
>>152440231let them self-immolate. Alabama is second only to Ohio State in a fanbase that could use a proper humbling.
>Power 4 programs keep patting themselves on the back for “DEI progress” but half the time they hand Black head coaches the keys to a program that’s already on fire, then act shocked when the win column doesn’t magically change overnight. These major programs need to stop using DEI as a press-conference trophy and actually win football games.
>>152440192Sad when they go young like that
>>152440231>Are Alabama fans tarded?do you really need to ask
Stereotypes exist for a reason
Firing Moore is racismWhat happened to BLM?
>based bif poggi went from sleveless, deposed head coach at charlotte to the head coach of Michigan in the course of less than 13 months
>>152440182The abortion part not the cheating part
>>152440235atii
why is deboer getting linked to these big 10 jobs anyway when he already has one of the most enviable jobs in cfb? does he hate the south or do alabama people hate him?
>>152440253"WHEN THEY GO? C'mon huh, it was little Connor behind it. Payback for that whore he was fucking Paige Shivers."
>get some white pussy>go insaneRemind me why we ended slavery?
>>152440257>throwing it all away for a 5/10 slampiggyOOF
>>152440269>does he hate the south or do alabama people hate him?a loud contingent of alabama folks don't like him, which presumably is teaching him to dislike the south.
>>152440217>deboer prob gets fired next year with another season like this oneGood, then those retards can go on and suffer another mid 90's to mid 00's lull where they eat shit every fucking year, since nobody with a pulse is going to take a coaching gig where they're gonna get fired for not winning a fucking natty in 2 years or less.
There is literally nothing wrong with impregnating multiple women as a rich and successful man. In a better society, he would be in trouble solely for the miscegenation aspect and fired from his job as a janitor.
>>152440083If he kills himself tonight it becomes the funniest thing that has ever happened, quit being a moralfag
>[Elroy Hibbert] Alabama's Board of Trustees, key donors and AD Greg Byrne having an "Emergency Meeting". Holy shit it's actually happening.Also Alabama is gonna get fucking railed next week and all the media will talk about is "Alabama was too distracted" rather than "Alabama was 10-3, got dog-walked in two games, and didn't belong in the first place"
>>152440299if you're an edgy babbyboi maybe
>BREAKING: Attorney Benjamin Crump has declared the University of Michigan to be "an institution founded on racism and white supremacy" and "home of the honkeys". He further demands that Michigan join the SWAC as a form of reparations.
>>152440176AND THE NUT IS FREE!
>>152440252Pawl would never say this
>>152440300they were gifted the other undeserving team in the field, conveniently
>>152440284maybe but also it never seemed like a good fit for him at alabama. it was a scramble hire because saban retired. i dont know who they go after if this is true though
>>152440300Might have to promote Bama to KWABOTY if they lose their coach to fucking Meatchicken like they’re some shitty stepping stone job
What should be done about the white woman problem?
>>152440300This is fake btw, there is no Elroy Hibbert
>>152440328He founded Scientology
>>152440179Have you seen black women?
>>152440328Wrong, that’s my name
>>152440281for the crime of not being saban? kek this is gonna end well for them if they keep treating every great-not-GOAT coach like that
>>152440308lmao
deboer to michigankiffin to alabamacoach o to lsulets make it happen
>>152440332That was terry crews retard
>>152440340>for the crime of not being saban?partially, yes. They have unreasonable standards. But also because they think he doesn't understand the south.
>Michigan hires DeBoar>Alabama proceeds to hire Dan LanningThis is gonna fuck with the playoffs so badly
>>152440345>kiffin to alabama
>>152440323Only if they get shutout by 3 plus scores
>>152440364you have to admit it would be kino
>>152440365considering what we saw from them Saturday, that's not impossible
>>152440257Coalburner phenotype
lmao imagine not having an S tier coach running your programt. wouldn't know
Lol it's too much, I can't take it
>>152440322>maybe but also it never seemed like a good fit for him at alabama. it was a scramble hire because saban retired. i dont know who they go after if this is true thoughI've never even driven through Alabama, let alone spent time in Tuscaloosa, so I'm not going to pretend that I know what the culture is like, and spout an opinion on whether he was a "good fit" or not. I think my point is that it doesn't really matter. They won 9 games last year, 10 games this year, and are 8-3 against the Top 25 during that timespan. Not every coach you hire can be Nick fucking Saban, and firing someone with that track record makes your job AIDS. If they fire Deboer, nobody with a pulse is sniffing that gig.
lgtss...>black college football reporters
DEBOER SHOULD BE GRATEFUL ALABAMA TOOK A CHANCE ON HIM. FUCK HIM. WHEELING AND DEALING BEHIND OUR BACK. TERRIBLE COACH, LEAVE NOW
>>152440389the one thing that does burn my ass up a little about Indiana being good is all of the "lifelong (since 2024) Indiana fans" running around. we're barely two years removed from Tom Allen finishing 3-9.
[McMurphy] Michigan is closing in on finalizing a deal to make Curt Cignetti their next head coach, sources collaborate. Michigan is prepared to make Cignetti the highest paid coach in college football
>>152440401
>>152440413>sources collaborateGood morning, saar!
>>152440389Couldn’t be me
>>152440404>If they fire Deboer, nobody with a pulse is sniffing that gig.Nah, someone wants the money.Even if it's only for 2 years.
>>152440413AI or Actually Indian? The fun new internet quiz show!
>>152439683Men?
watching you retards whip yourselves into hysteria over DeBoer is pretty funny, especially since he's not going anywhere
Mid white pussy is black college football coaches' kryptonite.
racism won today
free publicity for michigan. those shameless slimeballs don’t mind it
it's going to be him isn't it?
I had an inappropriate relationship with your mom. Will I get fired?
>>152440443Racism was justified today
>>152440449this time for sure
>>152440449>Ohio State was in the market for an OC and may have bitten the forbidden fruit>Michigan is now in the market for a HC and is gonna eat the whole tree lmao
>>152439681I thought about naming her but my handler told me to dial it back and be more subtle
>>152440404>not every coach can be Nick Sabanyeah now that every college can pay players the playing field is level. cant horde qb's anymore either KWAB
TOLL STATUS?PAID IN FULL
Fuck i cant stop laughing and i had testicle surgery today. Every laugh is like getting punched in the balls
/cfb/ is an Army general right?
Michigan lucked out. Moore was never going to do shit there. Now they can hire a White coach.
>tfw Michigan hires Bobby Petrino
>me when I see a bussy*BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING* AWOOOGA!!! AWOOOGA!!! *eyes pop out of head*>me when I see lady parts*sad violin sad* so ummmmm THAT just happened *covers eyes and runs into wall knocking myself out*
>>152440231Alabama isn't a low standards program bruv. They've been railing natties freebase since before you were but a nut in your mommy's coochie. Accepting middlers is the kind of behavior that makes you a middler.
>>152439835Kill Whites And Blacks
>>152440519>An Instagram coomerAlright alright maybe he is kwaboty
>>152440406kwab
Somebody should archive this guys tweets we got work to do
>>152439019>What was he thinking????????probably picrel
>>152440539Apex Jones is lurking this thread right now.
>>152440442>Mid-and-below white pussy is black men's kryptonite.ftfy
>Michigan hires Kalen DeBoer>Alabama hires Steve Sarkesian>Texas hires Lincoln Riley>USC hires Chip KellyThis is going to be kino.
>no mention of Tim Bradley yetMake it happen Portnoy
>>152440604Chip's not going back to head coaching. He willingly took a demotion to OC for one of his former players because he loathed head coaching that much.
>>152440604>implying it wont be lanning
>>152440404He's been good against the good teams (until last week) and unexplicably bad against bad teams i havent been able to figure it out
>>152440604Where does coach O end up
>>152440620he's the anti-Franklin
>make playoffs>Lose coachWtf is wrong with college football
>>152439835>the white man's coach primateKinda based desu
michigan man has spoken
Sherronesisters, not like this...
>>152440176>>152440309
>>152440539yeah if he made the playoff they would let him impregnate any staff member he wanted and they would even actively cover it up
>>152440404Everyone wants to coach at Alabama retard. It's flush with money and prestige, the cream of the crop in a league shared only by the very best. It has the resources to make your wildest football dreams come true. Ride the tiger and all that. Noone is turning down one of the most prestigious jobs in the nation because it would be more stable and comfortable eeking out 7-9 win seasons at some shitter.
>>152440648deion to michigan yes please lord
Bros......a late night private plane flight from Ann Arbor to Tuscaloosa just a few days ago....>>152440663What site is this? Also lol at "no hate for my hecking goodboi niggerino that cheated on his wife and destroyed his marriage" what a fucking c.uck some sports fans are
>>152440713>What site is this?Michigan's 247 board
>>152440648>GrudenSure, why not lol>SabanSTFU queer, absolute PIPE DREAM>LanningPipe dream>Jeff Monkinliterally who>Clark LeaNot leaving his alma mater for a job where you can get fired for winning less than 10 games a year>Kenny DillinghamPlease God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny.jpeg>DeionPlease see Kenny Dillingham
the arrest thing is legit
>>152440648>deion
>>152440734I thought you guys were memeing. What the fuck is going on in michigan
>>152440734AND NEWWWWW KWABOTY
>>152440552#SMASH indeed
>>152440734Are we making miscegenation illegal again?
>>152440734>fumble away your dream job because you couldn't not fuck some mid white bitch>have a mental breakdown and get arrested an hour laterHoly kwab
>>152440663>cheat on his wife and impregnate a co-worker>beat his wife and break into his friends house and threaten to kill himself>understandable>no hate for moore at allMichigan men everyone
>>152440648>Its realPls pls pls coach prime
Is Sherrone Moore about to pull an OJ?
>>152440673Mullen has that same possum look as a young George Jones
>>152440755>Are we making miscegenation illegal again?Black men nationwide would neck themselves in droves if they were legally relegated to fucking their own repulsive females.
>>152440734holy shit
>>152440734What the fuck
>>152440648>>152440704>>152440720>>152440742>>152440780michigan head coach primate
>>152440734ebin
>>152440663>No ones beyond redemption I hope Michigan fans keep this in mind the next time they want to criticize Ohio State for hiring Urban Meyer
>black coaches
>>152440734This niqqa finna Marshawn Kneeland hisself
>>152440734>whitey won't even let a black man commit seppukushamefur dispray
>>152440771you can condemn really poor behavior without hating someone. I also think you may have invented a couple of items on the second maymay arrow
>>152440734generational crash out lmao
Hot take, because I know we are all supposed to be unhinged here, but this situation is sad and I genuinely hope the guy gets help. Dude just lost his marriage and money and went to jail over the span of an afternoon.
>>152440734IT WAS RAPE BELIEVE ALL WOMEN
>>152440552
>>152440861lmfao shut up you absolute virgin
You simply cannot allow a 100% brother to lead your football team. They have to be cut with something like Asian or white or something.
>>152440734bodycam footage when?
>Moore told his wife he was going to commit suicide, then went to the assistant's house pounding on her door and threatened to kill her, then fled the scene.
>>152440648
>>152440875Paul Finebaum was right
>>152440539Always whypipo fault
>>152440734Oh no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>152440861>Dude just lost his marriage and money It didn't passively happen to him, though. He knocked up his subordinate and violated the terms of his contract.
>>152440882Now fucking way he’s that stupid
>>152440648>this idiot is one of our major boostersFuckin kill me. Might have to quit cfb if they dont get someone good
>>152440734CHIMPOUT
>>152440843im just going on what that very message board post says
>>152440861>Dude just lost his marriage and money and went to jail over the span of an afternoon.I'd feel a lot more sympathy if this wasn't entirely self-inflicted.It cost literally $0 to not fuck a football staffer
sup niggas? im in charge now lol
WAITHow did DillDoeLover know? I thought it was a satire account?
>>152440861its sad but it is his own fault
Gruden is the dumbest fucking name I hear in all of these openings.
>>152440663>infidelity gets found out and lose your job >know divorce is incoming>snap and best your wife and break in to a staff members house
>>152440901six hours ago did you think he was stupid enough to >tap an assistant and knock her up>pressure her to get an abortion>promote her to entice her to shut up?
Is this the ultimate >black head coach moment?
>>152440663Ryan Day broke this buck
>>152440060>>152440072HERBERT WAS RIGHT
>>152440901>Now fucking way he’s that stupidAnon, he is black...
>>152440943I mean what else is even close? The Mel situation was funny but it was just a harmless honeypot to fuck him out of his contract. This is a complete disgrace and mental breakdown.
>2025>doubting DillDoeLoverishygddt
>>152440943all time crashout, yeah
>hire mostly peaceful football coach>he acts mostly peaceful
>>152440919Seems like fucking everyone knows except the Michigan insiders lol
Thank God for Moore. Now I don't have to hear about Notre fucking Dame until the playoffs kick off. Preciate it coach.
>>152440901ESPN confirms this
>>152440910where does it say he beat his wife and broke into the staffers house?
>College football insider and dill pickle enthusiastSomeone invite this guy here and show him to use a tripcode.
>>152440943Probably.Couldn't happen to a better program. Even after they were caught red handed with their cheating, Michigan "fans" kept trying to puff out their chest and claim moral superiority.
>>152441001You can literally lick my balls you smug faggot
im starting to think we live in a simulation; no way this shit is actually happening
>>152440976N
>>152441007how'd you get a phone into detention Sherrone?
The Ultimate Chimpout
>>152440986FA = felony assaultthe other info was via DillDoeLover
Nah this is sad at this point.
Imagine being the dude who’s daughter is now a national laughingstock who got impregnated by Moore
>>152441034>"Nah">period at end of sentenceRedditor spotted
love dillslove doessimple as
NEW>>152441036>>152441036
biggest winner?Notre Dame fans
>>152441001>Couldn't happen to a better program. Even after they were caught red handed with their cheating, Michigan "fans" kept trying to puff out their chest and claim moral superiority.There is literally no athletic department or fanbase in America that is even HALF as arrogant as Michigan. I'm sure a lot of you dweebs will chime in to mention how <insertyourrivalhere> is worse, but you are wrong. There is no competition.
>>152441050new
>>152441048>>152441056GREAT JOB YOU FUCKING RETARDS
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>152440734This man is the buckbreaker of all-time holy fucking shit, put me in the screencap nigga
>>152440734get it together black people
>>152440406i hate faggots so much
>>152440861>$27.5M Contract>Wife & 3 kids>Cheats on wife and gets an abortion>Gets fired for being a dumbasssI just can't feel sorry for people who have it all and fuck it all up
