bbl on sundaynz vs wi on now3rd ashes test on wednesday
>>152444438some of my best work
Imagine there's no convictsEasy if you pack them off in a ball and chain
feel sorry for aussiesmost famous person is mel gibbsonand hes american REALLY
I just ripped a fart out of my arse and it felt good
>>152444786one of those ones that scratches your ass for you?
fucking it lost when Head and Cummins talked about Marnus being annoyinghttps://youtu.be/-DoYRlrhIZA?si=bEXNVPba0A7eGml1&t=418
>>152444414mad how i have a better rig than many international cricketers
>>152444766i'd take mel over england's most famous person (ed sheeran) any day
YFO
>>152444766this guys obsessed with celebrities lmaohow many followers you got champ? gonna take some good content in Thailand?
just popped to my local. 2 dudes in front of me in line got cheap cigs and the other bought a vape
>>152445101And then they spitroasted you?
>>152445228are you still seething after that /hoc/ fella rekt you with that gay bucketlist comment?
we're getting banned soon :(
>>152445239Nah i was sleeping soundly. Woke up and saw it, still dont know what he means. I just went and took a big shit in /hoc/ like i usually do
>>152444766He’s an Australian (born in America)
>>152444766pretty sure that's rolf harris tbqh
>>152445228nah they took turns
2 toiling days left of the year 2 fucking days lets go boys
lucky you ladstill got another week left me
>>152445664Last week isn't really work though its basically just sending emails telling people it can wait till next year
I mean to be fair, my last meeting this arvo was basically the COO saying 'it can all wait till Jan'still have to turn up though innit
>>152445648Crisp
Had a proto-attempt at recording a little go at Jimi's LARS but it was way too sloppy just too tired after my 3 days in a row of on pitch shennanigans fuck me legs are jelly. Funny enough The JHE tried to record it but they never caught the Monterey magic in the studio for that song
Too many acronyms. Sore legs isn’t an excuse for a lazy guitarist, you can sit down and still play
reddit instrument
like a rolling stonethe jimi hendrix experiencegammon m8 keep up
Need a holiday to Noosa to recover me legs n mentul 'elf
yeah man the 60s yeah i'd like to be back there ya know, they were real groovy times y'all
The only Lars I could think of was the metal guy with the small penis
>>152445739Tabla x
prefer to compose and play my own music over treading in the footprints of others, me. but theres a whole other board for that, usually just post about cricket here
I've also recorded my own songs some in all sorts of weird Joni tunings at that but i'm not going to discuss or let /cric/ eng shiktter ears hear that.
>>152445781x
>>152445748yeah the irish fella
>>152444766Angela White is more famous in 2025 than Mel
>>152445855Who is Angela White?Unironically do not know who that is
Can't strumCan't singCan't writeI am the engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL of music
>>152445867Absolute state of zoomers
Who are the bazball of bands?
I'm seriously going to fuck somebody up one day
My last day is the 23rd. Brutal
the most famous person in englel is steve smith cause they cry when they see him, they'll probably ban his image over there soon
>>152445914I wonder how Jofra felt about this one
>>152445894The Beatles
How's this bloke allowed to be a fuckwit, but when I do it I get my arse chewed out?
michael crichton lived a based alpha life
>>152445881i am 30 years old
>>152445928>shityep, checks out
Elyse Perry related to Perry the platypus?
>>152445980Distant relatives3rd cousins twoced removed from her mothers side
wonder if jofra brought his pillow from home or just bought one here
>>152445980its him wearing a disguise
the cricket
where is it?
uh... there! *points and runs away*
my sixers...
The mens Sixers will win dw
not cricket
50 bucks the avg game of BBL lasts longer than the next test lol
it was $20 NZD for the test in NZ today
*takes your $50*
are my scorchettes winning?
don't know why i read that as scrotum
>>152446003https://youtu.be/rVN0TTrDmGg?si=6YHaxe4qSEHmwu78
odds get some beersevens don't get some beers (maybe)
I feel i could be a cricket writerit's mostly just platitudes and stating the obviouscope
cider it is
lol i was out until after the cricket finished which is the perfect amount of time to be out for because i didn't and do not have to acknowledge any of the crickethope we're winning though
>>152446056crispola
there's literally like 5 and a half days til cricket is back lmao you can look it up i'm not even lyingthis "sport" is unironically pathetic.
>>152446102kek
>>152446057>>152446089was just popping in with my big hairy cock from /hoc/ to make fun of your teeny weeny dicks on /cric/, however it seems you have a traitor in your midst so I'll respectfully observe from afar until you're able to sort him out
>>152444414me in the middle haha
>>152446102kwab how did he manage to heem himself?
>>152446152very much a /weakmind/ injury
>>152446102not funny. sad.
Let me sleep, I am tired of my grief
not monday yet mate chin up
crazy to think dua lipa does a shit every day
wonder what marnus labuchange is doing right now
>>152446456lmaoI saw one yesterday, think it’s the third one now in total
Dua Lipa is extremely hot
Noticing that whenever this is posted it gets reported and removed by the same brown incel that constantly seethes when his own low effort trolling gets reported, removed and banned. very strange one
most guys who use the term incel online are ghostcels with fat gfs
I could have sex with hot women if i wanted too
>>152446822is she a bblw player? otherwise I don't give a fuck
Why was my post deleted?It was cricket related (it mentioned the Ashes)Suspect there's a tranny janny
>>152447365ofcom can now delete your poststhe new law just kicked in
bit curious that "they" stopped arguing
Hamlet was Danish, York was the Danish capital during the Danelaw, Bongs need vpns,
>>152447394FUCK
>>152445881Absolute state of gooners
bouldering looms
good evening my fellow elite and muscular /cric/cers
>>152446102Kek i need the webm of him ripping the vape on the stretcher
tfw had it allkys
>Indian bowling
how many bings until NZ v SA?
>>1524501851 bong
>>152445321you will be missed
>>152445321you should start a cric telegram group and shill it here before ban so that some of us will join you all there
The internet being banned which sucks. hard to care about this cricket stuff If you comply and post ID or some video selfie opening your mouth like a tard (which is a humiliation ritual and they’re storing the videos and laughing at you) you’re a dumbarse, too
>>152450833okay ty
christmas party loomsgoing to a lovely Italian joint
>>152451595got mine tonightnot looking forward to itaside from my boss, i only have one other colleague and i hate the cunti can see him now at his desk with his fingers in his mouth like a fucking childi'm secretly hoping my wife mogs his gf who i'm yet to see/meet
Going to kill myself next yearSick if the way the world is goingUnchecked immigration of immigrants who dont adopt any of a countries values/cultureEntertainment being ruined aiI also just don't see the point in general of living a full life. I have enjoyed my life so far sure but it is just gonna be more of the same for another 50+ years so why even bother
>>152451733ive got a few mates at work so ill be finejust counting my lucky stars that we arent doing the boat party any more
>>152451762It might change
>>152451733> employed > married Get lost you fag
>>152451857it wasn't always like this, pal
>>152451844That still wont change how it wont matter when it is still the same old things ill be doing for 50+ years m8
every year or two I start learning a new skill and its like a new drug addiction for mejack of all trades me
>>152451762think of how good gooning will be in 20 years
I was thinking about picking up woodworking againBut then i am reminded of the sanding part and i just cba
>>152451944more like jack off all tradies
>>152451965Done him
>>152451762buy a home with a collection of like minded folks and turn it into a 1995 sanctuary. I'm almost there just looking for the folks and the money
>>152451762reminder that if you are genuinely going to kill yourself, you have unlocked true freedom that almost no one gets to experience. theres no stakes left for you so do what ever you want. once you make that choice you are given the only true second chance people will ever get
Bearish on EuropeBullish on Asia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pPPZSHPP0tfw no aussie gf to bully you for supporting a team who are shit at cricket
Can still buy a whisky and ginger beer for £1.35 at WetherspoonsThat's just unbeatable value
Back from an court sesh. Didn't go to my competitive one because i was tired from my 3 on pitch seshes in a row (video of our victory has been uploaded including my cheeky little goals and dribbles) so i went to the easier sesh instead. Bittersweet as i knew my unrequited was there. Just did my best to play with the others. Will be going back to my competitive ones next week can't be dealing with that like
imagine being ginger
Daddy imlach
This ugly ass bitch with stupid dreads wtf you doing new zealand
Hoping once again Potts will get picked for the next test.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SFHa0NYHdECricket Australia streaming archived footage of the 1991 Perth Test against England
>windies play Hindu /strongmind/>save an unsaveable test>windies don't play a Hindu /strongmind/>get hammered again
>David Gower had grey hair in his 20swtf
>>152452956was very light blond to begin with wasn't he
Windiesbros...
>another wicket
Kek windiesbros
This is still New Zealands game to lose
>bindies(because they belong in the bin)
probably could've done with Scranderpaul in the lineup to be honest
COME ON MY WINDIES BEACH THESE PEEWEES
Are two day tests the new meta?
Reminder >>152452955
aus v nz might be the only decent test cricket left
Saffas, NZ aren't a good team
inb4 the blacks shats are all out for 54
>>152454016I genuinely believe NZ would've been more competitive than England in this Ashes series given the opportunitytest cricket is in a dire state
10 wickets here would be good
Not saying much with how bad England are. Bangladesh would've been more of a challenge
that's my point fella there aren't good test teams currently aside from australiaeven SA are below parbut I understand you just want to hate on NZ
Not hating on NZ lad. Nobody except Australia even cares about Test cricket and they only care about playing England and India.
Six string strum update:>LATRStill too sloppy for public consumption might never get a good take>Coldplay b-side cover80% there. Can't do the actual fingerpicling pattern but it'll do. Sadly i can never release this as my voice signature is desperately wanted by perfious eng shijtters bnob and 128kbps yt2mp3 civil servant cunt>Teo - Buzzed See above>Ezra C - GGMFFDGot the chords and a bassline but not the little geetar fills n shieet
>>152454058Theres still hope
>>152454174keep at it lad, good on ya x
I think Roachy's gold chain is even bigger than Fartcher's
>>152451959I picked up woodworking during the pandemic, I made a bookcase and then stopped completely because there was nothing else I needed to have/make. I should've had more foresight before jumping into it.
>>152454281i wish we could get another lockdown. i squandered mine drinking and walking around town on lsd
I think india wins the next Border–Gavaskar Trophy
>>152454167>all the convict names firstNot having itGavaskar >> BourdaMurali > Warnie>>152454203Ta la'. Convict posted a pic of him spinning his Allman Brothers at Fillmore record so figured a rough rhythm geetar of Stormy Monday but dunno how to solo over it
>>152454312I enjoyed the pandemic era, had the time of my life during lockdowns, loved it to absolute bits. I'd say that I wish we could go back but that's a touchy subject around these parts. But yeah, loved the pandemic, loved locky-d
>>152454317Thoughts on Caroline Fleming?
>>152454317Convicts will never have a better chance to win in their Final Frontier
start watching hockey instead.
>saaaaaaaar!
>>152454463You need more immigration
>>152454317They've got time to fix their issues but it looks a bit bleak. The T20WC is almost a guarantee for them though, I couldn't imagine them losing given their T20 form.
Don't sleep on saffers this t20 they are stacked
how many social points does it cost to sit free range area at the cricket
Another 2 point night for Johnston and Robertson..so far.
>animal whose defining trait is hopping, not skipping >let’s call him Skippy
Losedies bros, not like this
happy NZ won but feel bad for my Basedies
Man the shitter is busy today.*shiiiitttttssss**pptthhhpppttthhhttpp*See you next time I need to dump out
>>152454903maybe he got bullied by the other roos in the outback for skipping leg day
Popular gym culture is an americanism
worrying about whether things you enjoy are too 'american' is for faggots, sorry i meant poofters
that country is a cultural cancer and a stain on every society it infects. everyone would do well to attempt to remove its influence from their lives to the utmost extent possible.
is that a "no" to servin' USA then?
americanizeamericanizeview the world from american eyes
saw a hungry jacks ad the other day that called their soft drinks, soda, I spewed, thats just not cricket
never in my life heard a kiwi or an australian refer to soft drinks as soda, unless it was a creaming sodathat's fucked
might go see molchat doma next week.
For me? It's sodie pop
>>152455605bad enough they're calling chips fucking 'fries' now toonot to mention people under 25 almost universally speak of needing to go to the 'bathroom' these days. absolutely disgraceful.
sometimes "soda" in parts of the country hereor "pop"for me it was "fizzy drinks"
fizzy drink
Got some fizzy drink for you right here *unzips*
>>152455748what wrong with bathroom? i think restroom is the american version
*unzips bag and gives you all a sip of my fanta*
Its soft drink
>>152455827bathroom (in reference to the toilets) is american and for them interchangeable with restroom
>>152455833no lips bro
>>152456256*spills fanta all over the bus*
>>152456286KEK so true
oy get me a blue can and a sausa droll from the tuck shop
I dont refer to a room or object when i need to use the toilet, i just sayI gotta go chuck a piss/shitI will ask where the toilet is if do not know where they are though
I'm going to punch the prime minister
careful mate that's a bootable offence in aus
>>152456456thanks m8
Have you blokes been sending money to your loved ones overseas using Remitly?
we won. again.
>>152455827>>152456007>kiwis seething trying to figure out if their diction is too americankek
>>152457264at. what. cost.
>>152457264are you lot even gonna have enough fast bowlers next year?they seem to be dropping like nz houses during an earthquake
wi wun. igun.
>>152457291
love will save you from the black night and the lightning and the ghostlove will save you from your misery, then tie you to the bloody postlove will save you from the hands that pull you down beneath the sealove may save all you people, but it will never, never save me
>>152446822would grapple her breasts
might move to SEA lads bit grim to stay in new india at this point
>>152457458thought about this but it seems a bit hypocritical to become the immigrant one is trying to avoid
talked to a lot of the parents at the Xmas party about the social media banbarely any of their kids actually got banned because they all gave fake ages when they signed up
>government ban was easily avoided imagine my shock
>>152457533no it wasn't
>>152457540happy with the new mrs mate?
whats wrong with jamiesons loads?
>>152457540technically you're right since they didnt do anything to actively avoid itjust didnt work really
>>152456894It is number one service saar
purchased a red box dinner from the iga and the lady serving me smirked when she scanned it
>the barmy army has lodged an official complaint with CA over an ad used to promote the ashes >the ad has run for 3 months and features alex carey and the infamous bairstow dismissal>Barmy Army leader Tony Emmerson told The Age that the use of Carey’s stumping was a low blow and showed a lack of “creativity”.kek seething
can't wait to go watch my heaties play at the gabba
what wars have the barmy army fought in? did they fight the nazis?
>>152457848>lack of creativity meanwhile >BARMY ARMY >*HONK*>BARMY ARMY >*HONK*>BARMY ARMY >*HONK*>BARMY ARMY >*HONK*for 6 hours
>>152457892they fought in the 2 world waughs iykwim haha
Just absolutely pwned hoc lads they are going to be absolutely SEETHING lol
Please somebody for the love of god just end my misery
Shitjeet just casually staying up till 3 in the morning again on a weekday nothing suspicious about that at all
>>152457973whats wrong mate
>>152457980none of your business, champ
>>152458001peace and love brother
>>1524575851) different sites are doing different things2) the government can demand sites do more if the current requirements aren't achieving the goal, it's ongoing and open endedno coping about how it's not bad or failed, it's tyrannical control that needs to be completely and utterly reversed legally
Cottage pie for tea
walking to bouldering
just finished my 3 hour goon sesh ama
I'm not going to tell you what I'm having for dinner because you'll accuse me of being pretentious. I will not apologise for seeking to eat with dignity (unlike many of you).
based suimin enjoyer
Jeet sport
>>152457848Awww petals
>>152458322youre still a rotting goblin
>>152458371what is wrong with you?
need a sexy girlfriend
drinking brandy and vibecoding the next facebook
>>152457848whinging poms
Odds I next go bouldering Saturday Evens Sunday
odds zachy gets blind drunk alone all weekend againevens zachy gets blind drunk alone all weekend again
>>152458443based me cant be trusted to be drunk out on the town
>>152458466 Crisp loose cannon
2 more sleeps till the BBL boys
>>152458470not as glamorous as it sounds mate
>>152458443don't do this really
>>152458486she looks like shed like to be IN A STABLE relationship hah
drunk for half at most
>>152457913Was insufferable when i went to a test and that fucking trumpet cunt just played the same 3 songs all day
>>152458359enjoy your microwaved ready meal for one you fucking slob
>>152458527haven't eaten a ready meal in years not really a thing anymore a bit like cereal
>>152458537Good. Cereal is American. Best be avoided.
>>152458527youfoods are alright man i had lamb with mash and carrot/pumpkin with mint gravy honestly good shit
is muesli french?
>>152458545
>>152458545swiss apparently (originally an entree meal)
love a bit of muesli and yoghurt me
>left my beers at the back of the fridge and theyre half frozen now
>>152458572a crispy icy beer with the crystals beginning to form is tops, enjoy mate
>>152458490Where can I cop that dripped out jumper?
>>152458578yes but its 14 degrees mate bit cold for it
>>152458584tasmania prison, 1996
>>152458585ah that changes things a bit, hot as tits here so i'm actually quite envious
>>152458591i love the heat so not happy rn. where are you? swap houses?
>>152458572don't think any part of your fridge should be freezing things mate
https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/69542370/this is a bedsit. mine is ~66% larger
>>152458604a good fridge should be able to freeze things
>>152458639always fun to see some cheeky match fixing
>>152458643MARK WAUGH IS AN AUSSIEHE WEARS A BAGGY CAPAND WHEB HE SAW THE BOOKIE'S CASHHE SAID I'M HAVING THATSHARED IT OUT WITH WARNIEWENT TO HAVE SOME BEERSAND WHEN THE ACB FOUND OUTTHEY COVERED UP FOR YEARS
oh no, they gave a bookie some pitch and weather infothat is all so common nowadays thanks to broadcasts so not like it matters
>>152458639i thought ashwin was injured for the bbl
>>152458639Not a ball
I have a crazy headache
>>152458593adelaide, so yes
>>152458639no ball, talk about a chuck it might as well have been under-arm.
>>152458681why did they cover it up then?SAME OLD POZZIES
because you poms would have whinged about it like you already doreminder that no Australian has been found guilty of match fixing
/cric/ shitters seething because they had to change the laws of cricket to accomodate Glenn McChucker
interesting how poozies never complained about lasith malinga either. shane warne chucked it a bit too
>pozzie tries to do some match fixing>pozzies online: nooooo that's fine
still haven't posted proof of McGrath chucking it
>convict match fixing exposed>convicts: quick let's deflect and talk about chucking>convict mcchucker's chucking exposed>convicts: noooo talk about something else please
>>152458799just shitjeet things
if i cant do it homie it cant be done
yeah mcgrath chuckedbut I wouldn't chat shit if I had bumrash in my team lmao
>>152458832crisp 50
ufo fat*Union Jack flags
yep, doen 'em
>>152458947personally, i dont get it
it's k fella x
>>152458983its not k
lmoa imagine bragging about New Zealand and South Africa wins against a B side Indian team while England can’t even escape the group stage half the time and is dead fucking last on the WTC table and hasn't won a *single* test match in Australia for decades...but here we are innit
minutah un cheemp >>152458991
>when your argument collapses so hard you reach for racism ...but here we are innit
KEK
i think we should all just get along
alri champ
ong, it's the weekend niggaz, save your bitter resentment of your lot in life tuesday or something
*enters the thread*
>>152459111hey big fella
frfr....>>152459087 'scosesh¿?https://youtu.be/y-H895vrIU8
>>152459073nah we do, it's just one disgusting obese irredeemably argumentative flag that ruins it for the rest of us
fookin' oath https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU
>>152459122im pretty peaceful but enjoy reading arguments sometimes adds a bit of spice and is part of the fabric that makes up the tapestry of cric
more like crapestry
>>152459119the tune for me? https://youtu.be/S9XNG8z0mx0?si=vD9d1Aej9y7ZoMHB
>>152459062they can never come up with a decent reply to thisif it's such a great country why did your parents run with their tails between their legs at the first opportunity? why have they never moved back?
ctr: first-gen here x>>152459134...yhhttps://youtu.be/IiywjYj2BEc
>>152459133GOTTEM ONE
AAALLL THIS....THIS TALKING ...IS ONLY BRAVAAADOOO
you know what I don't think about all day? indians
https://youtu.be/BPgT9jabkqU
the rockin and the rollin https://youtu.be/PRRd78fqmIg?si=4mMmQ3a2XqYE3i-d
>0-15
>desperately going through zoopla to try and make your pointyeah I'm thinking the lady doth protest too much. you live in a bedsit your mummy bought you. simple as
remember that time rashid khan complained about australia not playing in his caliphate shithole country and then we never heard from him ever again?
May God bless the humble and virtuous posters of /cricket/
>bedsit source?you unironically rent a bedsit
ol bingo wings streaming the chase on the good laptop in his rented 30 square metre
business idea: brit flags be nice to each other for their last days let it go out on a positive note lads
neeky b on the back foot, phoneposting from his bedsit
>>152458988>>152459026>>152459056>>152459148>>152459254Crisp
reckon adelaide goes to day 4 again. england have to play sensible now surely
Deary me some cricket posts about cricket in the cricket general were deleted just because it makes certain man upset.None of them were remotely off-topic or "trolling" either - they love to chat shit about this sport but cannot answer back other than crying to the mods kek.
wish i was in the pub
What's with all the frogposting, you queefs?
>noooooo don't bring up us getting heemed by saffers at home sarrr
>>152459420unfathomably based
>>152459394Imagine an ice cold pint right now. Oh baby
>>152459420rate it.
>>152459467Make me
LXT CHADS ITT
>>152459621WTF I THOUGHT THE BIRD WAS REAL
>>152459420careful certain bingo winged man will lose his shit if he sees you have a TV
don't know what any of those tools are and what they're used for, except the pentradies truly live in a different world
>>152459420>>152459621>jap pull sawa man of culture
>>152459420MAKITA GANGAKITA
>>152459420>tv on top of another tvwill you stack your next upgrade on top again?
npc think he needs to cover every mm of wall
>>152459229
>>152459420for me it's the fresh shavings from just putting a hobby vice on the coffee table for some ungodly reason
me¿ it's the jap saw, /lxt/ gang, dissecting microscope, vice, ..frankly everything about this picture ngl x
>>152459243The Fall of Kabul will be a pretty important event going forward. but the rhyme lessens the gravity. Like the pow-wow at dachau, or The Battle of Waterpoo
>fall and kabul rhyme>battle and waterpoo rhymeaus iq on show again lads
that doesn't rhyme dickhead
Ehhhh, you're alright! I tell ya it's tough
christ
fall and kabul rhyme don't they? or is this some gay pedantry you heard once in year 10 between getting touched by rev. lovekid?
reckon it was pretty cowardly for australia not to play afghanistan then honestlylike >we were there then and they're a nation rebuilding and to not play a bit of sport because >we lost and the unfavourable government came to power was pathetic
fall rhymes with ballyou don't pronounce it kah-ball (like some total mong), do you?
>>152459930dumb bitch had her face up to the microwave
>>152459916how tough is it?
>>152459966mad that in adelaide, australia I have a posher english accent that whatever the fuck this black mold dialect you distinguish as english is
>moldFOY
>>152460087>poshnobody hear says Ka-Ball. you just have a hopelessly low IQ desu
Do Aussies say Kabul like cabal
>>152460116obviously I was differentiating from renowned alternative musician Bob Mould
it's like kə-bull
>>152460124>hear
>>152460140cricket ball - cricket ballka-bul -kaballdo you say cricket bal? the fuck?
I say Kabul like ka-bull and I say ball like ball
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE BAILS???fuck, i'm having a smoke then doing a vocaroo
i reckon they're homophones (said the same), ball and bull
A homophone is what you call your dad on haha
ol bingo wings really proud of his soulless AI sloppa I'm actually about 175lbs and in peak physical condition
That is very clearly not ai
>>152460229
finished work already good work this if you can get it
>>152460241even worseneeds a hobby that isn't watching the chase
>>152460197This is how we say it too
zachy's in such great condition he completely stopped posting pics of himself ever since /fit/ called him out for using photoshop and rigging the lighting like he rigged the poll against bard
>>152459941>fall and kabul rhyme don't they?are you having a laugh mate? what aus accent is this? the ausjeet variant?
more like ka-boom haha
>ever since /fit/ called him outdo NOT bring that up lmao. he's memoryholed that episode
https://vocaroo.com/13dE8WG6lnIl
>>152460481https://vocaroo.com/17WW18KpRYSC
>>152460438that's called having a conclusion and looking for evidence to find said conclusion
YOU SAY TOMATOI SAY TOMATOYOU SAY POTATOI SAY POTATOTOMATOTOMATOPOTATOPOTATO
AusGAYlians can't even say data correctlydon't ask them about long words like Kabul
no kabully :(
>>152460519so true, we say dartah, you say بيانات
>>152460535DONE HIM
>>152460551as ACDC said, sad but true
>da da ta
>>152460519>The proper pronunciation of data that is closest to its Latin origin is the British English pronunciation transcribed as dah-tah.You'll never be White .
>>152460535i don't think you have a leg to stand on here khawaja m8
2-0 and clutching at strawsa sad state of affairs for the once proud british isles
The sun has set on the british empire.VALE
You now remember swann retiring mid tour during the ashes to save his stats.
I would be so irreconcilably mad if the australian team went over to england to reclaim the ashes and behaved the way the english have here this tourI was hoping for some decent competition but now I just hope it's a whitewash and stokes and co. are pilloried if not out right hung for this abject disdain
>>152459319Honestly I'm expecting a repeat of 2006. >fucking road with both sides posting 500<>England skittled out on the last day and Australia only needing 150ish to win.
>>152459420for me its the vice on a coffee table.
>>152460764the cigs or the alcohol?
>>152460766
>>152460668fuck off english cricket faggot vpn cuntYOU CAN'T EVEN LAST TWO FUCKING DAYS IN A TEST MATCH0 AND 15, say it like a mantra you little bitch english cricket dies with not with a bang but a finger pointed upwards with screams of english cricket fans dying in the background
>>152460786>0-1500 horrific betrayals
>>152460771He's pointing there because he saw Khawaja, YOUR opening batsman. :ppppppp
pathetic, get some sleep
>>152460739wouldn't say irreconcilably because only a faggot would use that word.also, you supporting the autistic nigger that okayed ball tampering in cape town?Going to the beach: BADDESECRATING Test cricket: thumbs up?fuck you /afl/ freshcunt
got them all sperging out with the data comment lollll
>>152460881you couldn't have even spelled that if you hadn't have done the old ctrl+c ctrl+v, suck me off next station gay cunteverybody knows awareness went far beyond the players who got shafted for that, like bannedcroft said the truth will come out one day
looking rather sophisticated in my beams plus shirt, maharishi cords and solovair brogues as I pick up twelve brew Yorks
Work do tonight my aim is to stay sober
>>152460942yeah no shit retard, I just said using the word is for gaylords
>>152460979you'd know a thing or two about gaylords champion
i keep coming back to this being released.
>give it out>can't take it backThe eng shitters are tilted
zach can't /fa/
toil is overtime for a beer
simply not trueanyone who understands number nine understands fashion
How come zachy and britjeet stopped arguing all of a sudden?It's literally a Friday too.
>>152461320maybe they put their differences aside
>>152461335nah its because of this >>152460184absolutely shut them up
>>152461350how do i know you're not zach/jeet?
>>152461391that's true i'm here on a friday evening after all
>>152460668kek
>>152461407Nothing better than a friday night with the /cric/ lads ha ha
2 and a half days till toil begins again
not for me
yfo mate
>>152462139No
when you guys get sick of your boring Friday evening in /cric/, hop on by /hoc/ where it's still mid afternoon and we're swinging our Willy's around like helicopter s (one anon said he spun it so fast he got off the ground)
>>152462533Cringe. 1993 btw
>>152462566vous dis ca comme c'est quelque chose mal
/cric/ already confirmed french was the gayest language the other day
>>152462533>>152462576poutine is just cheesy chips get over yourselves
>order hot dog in new zealand>get this wtf kiwibros explain yourselves
>>152462757Those other things are american hotdogs
tired of this constant bombardment of adverts trying to sell M&S to failed tarqs
>>152462757you definitely shouldn't order a "hot dog" in australia these days
>>152462757americans will unironically take their pants off and show that to a woman
>>152462630wrong it's an experience
dont think I will be fucking the drive thru girl. She's older, about 45 or so, and it's pretty clear she'll do just about anything. but I feel like id be debasing myself, you know?anyway, faggots
based saffabro
the fact they they have 1 ashes test every 2 months is actually making me like the ashes less.
>>152463876yeah its definitely too drawn out
I knew this series was over when Smith mogged Panesar in that presserwas no need to bother with any of the five games
>>152458837mcgrath had the most perfect legal action why post nonsense?
played golf yesterdayshall not be playing golf today
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSHLax6j599/nz bros
>>152464152What is wrong Stokes?You feeling okay?
only 2 england batting collapses till christmas
Benjamin Andrew Stokes is an English international cricketer.
GameOfLoserFaggots
i don't think that's what it stands for haha
GentlemenOnlyLadiesForbidden
GameOfLanguidFellas
>>152462605>the opines of 1 (one) peeweeno, french is a top-tier language. i don't know why brits are learning spanish en masse. it sounds horrible as a language.>actually i do know why but that doesn't justify it
G ayO utdoorL ifestyle (with)F ellas
>needing to use another word for it to make better senseYou have lost
zoomie didn't get the reference
>referenceThis aint a job application m8You have lost
G cricketO practice LF
>>152464765lmaoing at this
test cricket was actually invented as a warm up for golf
>non criccy hours in cric
Y ankF lagsO ut
B ritzoloidB logpostersO ut
BBO stands for Blubbery's BO (which you keep spreading in our threads)
>>152464953kek yankjeet btfo
>t.
changing my signature. don't like the one i scribbled up when i was rushed to make one when i was 16
>>152465047That's not what he meant by signatures, shitjeet
poor britjeet got sprayed :(
>>152464953lmao they do be like that
they played this song at me mums funeral when i was young gosh i miss her https://youtu.be/rFOGKawow5E?si=snCwOtHZFGqJgis_
>>152465066kek KEK
>fixes /cric/
>>152465084add the american flag to that filter
>>152465096so true
>>152465084ofcom.jpg
>>152465074
>>152465053>>152464979
Only cowards use filters. What's wrong? Can't handle some words on a screen? lmao
>>152465261https://youtu.be/O8DB60Wj9Cg!!
imagine knowing how to use the filters kwab
work xmas party tonight, plan on loading up on free food and beers then going somewhere else because I know all of these doormen will just end up at some grimey strip club.
>Read posts about Zachary and his schizo Britjeet characterNah mate. I'm good thanks
https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA
>No greg
>>152465312banger alert
>>152465335x
>>152465295Ours was unironically at hobbiton. Did the tour then went to the green dragon and there was a big tent with like 200 people in it with drinks and a buffet and some trio playing shire music. Kinda got stuck there for 6 hours because they make you take a bus in. Heaps of seppos and other nerds in costume but surprisingly good. Not sure if I would pay for the tour myself tho
any cricketmen in?and don't lie I can tell if you're lying
Nah mate more of a sex haver me
Just called some blokes named """Jason""" from optus a brown cunt before hanging up in anger
>>152459420Kafkaesque scene this
>>152465895Very cool mate well done
>>152465916My favourite part was when I asked if I could speak to somebody in Australia and the operator all but laughed before saying no, then immediately proceeded to ask me to spell out my name 5 times in a row because she couldn't understand me properly.
Reminder konvictstralia is rightful Hiindu clay
Shitjeet mindbroken beyond belief
just saw someone who was 7 foot tall for the first time
10am and it's already too hot to want to go outside how good is summer
Macfatty macpaki crying to janny
Attention seeking shit eating faggot
make a new thread already you terminally online alcoholic spastics
>>152466573>>152466602>>152466602>>152466602ask and you shall receive
