BBL soonNZ beat WIAshes are still """up for grabs"""
WBBL final tonight
thanks mate
Shant be watching womens sportBut thanks for letting me know so i can avoid it
>had my wallet stollenNow I know how the Brits who sent us here felt.
>>152466639Kek
>>152466639Remember losing my wallet once & I got a call from Charlestown police station the next day saying someone handed it in (like an hour away from where I live).Also left my phone on the train one day, and managed to get it back after someone handed it in at the station right next to where I get off.Some people are just better than others hey
Six string update:Latst JH's LATR attempt a bit less shit. His rhythm playing was really groovyNeed to dust off my weird tunings geetar and relearn the bunch of songs/song ideas i previously recorded and forgot how to play
>bnonce's fat mam was a whore who aided and abetted yer pedo dad in diddling himIt's ok petal let it out
dear boros
>>152466639>>152466680Lost my wallet at the shops on my way out and only noticed when i got homeAs i was retracing my steps a lady pulled up to my house and handed it back, still had all the cash in it as well and she even declined me giving her some money as thanksBefore that i probably would not have bothered returning a wallet or handing it in to the cops but after that i would 100% of the time.
>>152466813uhhh britjeet your president is under attack, are you gonna jump into the path of that assassin?????
>eng shijitters>fat yank shjitters>convict shjittersAll mentallly disintegrated
Thank fuck i am German
Yer mam's ded and yer dad diddled you. Did you go take therapy? Might help you deal with your traumas innit
https://youtu.be/wHyzTpbhwaE?si=AgWYAHsKeYXuq24A
>Having a melty about my filtersObsessed faggot
>having filtersMentally ZZUTTED macfatty
Twiglet legs why do you keep shilling this shitter? You need to man up and take your on pitch beating that's long overdue
what do I have to gain from peppering the backhand of a 45 year old Indian in worksop?will you cook me that good curry afterwards?
i see its round 1 of the spacky vs the paki!
Why did you chicken out? You asked for a t&p and i gave you a place where literal olympic athletes train not some dire northern former mining town shithole
Answer this bnonce you pussy >>152466895
not going leicester said I will batter you in worksop
looks like the brown noser of the brown noser of bard is in
You said name a time and place. You got one. One better than your calibre deserves. You ducked. End of.Let me know when you find your cojones
I said I will deliver eggs and bacon in worksop
No cojones
Holy fuck is this direWe need cricket right now!
>nooooo i'm not travelling to a sports uni where the literal national academy is based come down t'pit insteadCojones status: missing
got a ticcy to see badbadnotgood now that's a band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SFHa0NYHdE
so what's the deal with cricket? it is just.. over?
>>152467367more to the point: why is it called cricket?
my scorchettes finna heem those purple dykes this arvy
nobody wants their mum to be a whore nobody wants their parents to separatehttps://youtu.be/BUiUWyRfBeM?si=8BN1XRkYwxpAK4UP
This evening is a lawn mowing evening.
>>152467467
Kanye 'welsh' West- Hold My Liquor remains the zenith of music
watching survivor
the poms are killing us with economic warfare by pretending to be shit (they are the best in the world) at cricket lads
>>152467802lol
>>152467802who wrote that retarded article the media never ceases to amaze me with how fucked it is lmao
why is bard such an Irish neek and dove ellis and Fintan Stewart so based thats the question how it's possible to be irish and such a neek. I don't actually believe barf is even Irish
/npl/ final in 4 bongs and 3 bings
not cricket not a sport the boundary rope was a mistake
Cameron Winter- Take It With You
>>152467863why are they telling me to shoosh?
>>152467812Clearly taking the piss...probably
Are you blokes excited for the big bash league
>>152467955no, and it's not cricket
FUCK YEAH BBL
B B LBL
no warnerkino this year :(
>>152467812You must be fun at party's
:(
Is Dooley still the 'Canes this year?
>>152467955what the fuck is that lmao
>>152468015Domestic 20 over cricket league, first match is tomorrow night
It ain't cricket m8
>>152468035what is it then? billiards?
big billiards league
>>152467932Masonic symbolism
>>152468023>20 over cricketsome sort of training thing? or an actual league with real teams? junior grade/schoolboy level stuff I assume?kinda cool if it's all televised I suppose
reckon the hurricanes win it again
>>152468077
i will be watching the wbbl final tonight
>>152467932
women am i right lads haha lmao
Big Based League
Womeme
Soon my friendsPitch might have some life in it at Adelaide, granted still 4 days out
will any ashes test reach the 5th day
test cricket will now be incorporated into the BBL
doolGOD didn’t get a BBL team again
>>152468181they sprinkle grass clippings on it to make it look spicy for ticket salesits a road like brisbane still not enough to save englel would have to be made of water for them to have a chance
>A police officer who was in charge of a woman’s domestic violence complaints against her ex-partner went on to marry her.>But their relationship soured after the officer also started abusing her.>Within months of the pair marrying, he was charged with two counts of assault and one of strangulation.https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/family-court-rules-in-favour-of-woman-who-was-abused-strangled-by-police-officer-husband/SEWRCSOPAZHXBOLGJ6OIVT5QSQ/Im thinking maybe she is the problem
hitting women is for cowards
simp
drinking: beer
>>152468394Official drink of wife beaters
>drinking beer
>>152468397statistics would suggest that this is indeed true
bundy & coke for me
>>152468397bit in this
Running around reflection cave looking for two different 1% encounters (both on different floors) for my special theme team for this pokemon romhackOdds on finding both them before the big gash game starts?
i would take just touching a woman
it is never proper to hit a women. one should never hit women, but sometimes they deserve it
>A three-bedroom home in rural south-west Wales is the UK's most viewed property of 2025, according to data from Zooplaowned by certain man's grandad btw
>>152468426>>152468428samefag
>>152468426do it for amanda jade
so shitjeet and spaccy were up exchanging posts at 3:44am, the only UK flags onyeah definitely different people
my favourite pokemon was/is eevee
https://youtu.be/KasuZNmli7M?si=w-Kw14P4uhEGqqgHyep
>>152468455thats a very tranny answer tbqhwylgengar or farfetch'd were mine
Jolteon is the best eeveelution
i'm not going to insult anyone's choice in favourite pokemon
>>152468455my favourite Pokemon is jumpluff big shout out to my niggas Beedrill and Banette out there though keeping it real in second place
>>152468468only 1 of the 3 things you mentioned are a pokemon
I've got a Jynx tattoo
>>152468455lmao maybe consider being a bit more manly mate
>>152468479>he says, discussing pokemon
I wonder what ninajirachi's favourite Pokemon is
we're a Ken Sugimori general
bet steve smith/david warner''s fave pokemon is a sandshrew haha, kek, haha, lol
>>152468505
>>152468455Mine was zaptos
>>152468503true some of it is inspiration only the japs could come up with I'm almost inclined to forgive them for giving my great-grandfather ptsd
might walk to boulderingprobably won't
any chance you could talk less about bouldering next year champ
very likely given all our flags will be getting banned in a couple of days
>>152468547yes
Pusha T ft Kanye West- Dreaming of the past should be the Welsh national anthem
Name my band /cric/
Zachy's favourite pokemon is Geodude haha
>>152468603fucken hell hahaha
>>152468603Starc mogs here
Any new gimmicks for 2026 lads
>>152468623reckon we'll see some new flags
>>152468623same as usual, red nose pitty mick in cat threads or when I sense the estrogen levels in threads are risingwas going to trial a jeet mick this ashes but couldn't even bring myself to larp as one
>>152468618that's one of the worst band names I've ever heard
>>152468605lmao
This hurricanes wickey is an absolute fucking unit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DRtl1xNEcg6/
>>152468675kino room
Scorchettes are going to win the WBBL
>>152468686wtf you aren't allowed to open that
The hurricanes wicket keeper is so fucking fat holy fuck
bruv really submitted his driver's license just to see some fat pajeet's cringe ''''''comedy'''''
imagine how sweaty and stinky that piggy keeper gets
why the fuck are they screaming
Imagine youre a kid and your parents say theyre taking you to a bbl match and you only find out its wbbl when you get there
>>152468743mfw, they live to disappoint me
only been to one BBL match and that was through work as a volunteer to hand out bucket hats at prior to the matchmatch was mid
rower gf
>>152468754whats the colonel like?
>>152468800dead m8
https://7news.com.au/sport/cricket/england-security-guard-lashes-out-at-channel-7-camera-operator-in-ugly-confrontation-at-airport-c-20990494Get a leash on them, poms.
>>152468817based big man doing whats necessary
>>152468817Good to see Gladstone Small keeping busy
>>152468009he got paid 400k that year :^)
>>152468824What would that be? Breaking the law?
lmaoi thought womens sport was equal to menswhy does this imply it isnt
>>152468830>nooo you're literally assaulting me!!!1!
>>152468817>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL using a bodyguardthey are shook
heather graham kinda cute
>>152468261THATS FUCKED why do they hate him? he must be a spaz in the sheds or something
>>152468834You can't harrass people going about their lawful business in a public place.
Any good cricket biographies released in the last few years?Last two I read were haydos and gilly's
>>1524688375-0 lock it in
>>152468844>harrassclever use of irony in a bait
aren't airports a weird area when it comes to law? anyway don't care, all journalists are scum and that's the most fight I've seen out of the poms all tour
>>152468817KEK based seccy, all legacy media deserves to be treated that way
>>152468853true big man should open for them
>>152468857They've been filmed all week. Nigger just decided to chimp out.
my scorchies...
Good morning to my dear brothers and sisters of /cricket/
not happy with you lot
rip
DROPICAL HURRICANE ALERT
watching welcome to derry its a bit shit so far
This Cricket shot was diabolical and what happened next is INSANE!
>drop 9 catches in the field>still win
>>152466639>>152466680>>152466851this is why we need to bring back the immigration restriction act 1901 but in a way that would actually work in 2025
>0-15
what shall i do today
meth
>>0-15Shitjeet's (you)s to comments ratio
>>152468990start learning a new skill
>engLLLLLLLLDLLLLDLLL
>>152469011cbf dungeoneering innit lad
Just want the Ashes (in England) back
Am gonna absolutely LOVE the seethe in /cricket/ after the brilliant bazballers come back for a greatest of all time 3-2 series victory
>>152469043would honestly love you guys to win the next two, assuming its from good cricket on your parts and not complete capitulation on ours
>0-18
>>152469013
>good cricket>from bazballersOk, maybe we might need a new plan after all
Why are women so obsessed with brunchWhy do they spend so much money on itJust what is going on in their weird brains when they think it's worth spending £4 on a coffee and £14 on a shakshuka and thinking that's good value
Two people have died following reports of an explosion in a garden.Emergency services were called to reports of a fire at 6.10pm on Friday in the garden of a house in Heol Fawr, Nelson, Caerphilly, south Wales.F
>>152469072Sounds like they weren't gardening caerphilly enoughHaha x
reckon scorchies are fucked here
>>152469076kek
how the hell do you die in an explosion in your garden
>>152469076fuck you>>152469078reckon no one gives a shit about wbbl
>>152469076reckon they were probably wondering Heol Fawr away the ambos were
>>152469089people just died, show some respect dickhead
>>152469076>>152469089Love the work gents
I honestly reckon we should play him
>>152469096yeah but were they welsh or new welsh champ
>>152469121also was the gas line or w/e (cbf reading) installed by welsh or new welsh too
>>152469120i guess if we want game 4 to be in contention then its a good idea
ruby strange <3
>>152469120Surely we have given England enough chances right?
>>152469141Reckon she would be better off making an only fansShe shouldn't have to degrade herself by playing t20s
>>152469120no he needs to be fired he's too fucking old to open and he brings down the team morale cause he's always preaching to them
>>152469199reckon its worth sending him out for the next game because jofra will bowl two and a half overs of 150kmh+ stuff after being champ'd hard last game
>>152469199Yeah this post is a bit ageist and possibly islamaphobic mate im gonna have to ask you to amend your behaviour in the future
Even though they don't even like football, Indians will pay 12,000 rupees (~£100) to sit in a stadium and see Messi doing nothing for 20 minutesBut they won't pay 330 rupees (~£2.70) for a ticket to all five days of the Test match against West Indies, despite being the most cricket mad group of nations on earthTest cricket is well and truly OVER
Contemplating which sport(s) to follow once cricket well and truly dies (we're not far off)
>>152469245base(d)ball is going strong
>>152469245Baseball mate, its kino and they don't make you wait a week and a half between games
>>152469247>>152469249With all due respect, I would rather not American sports
Wondering whether to do China-Japan-Korea for my next taxpayer-funded jauntRipe for cricketing radicalisationSort of think I shouldn't do Asia again, but then again this is the Asian century
>>152469224Gonna be hilarious when he makes Weatherlad face the first ball again
>>152469251reckon you need to grow up matethe rest of their sports are shit, but this is cricket's sister sport
bullshit wordle today
just got it in 4
>>152469290just got it in 3
>>152469300shit sorry, meant connections
>>152469304just opened it, didn't even bother trying - looks like one of the shit ones where they do things like "suffix sounds like a type of cat"
>>152469290That wasnt hard lmaoMy first word was gaunt then got it on my 4th guess
that lee is a unit>>152469290had 4 greens on guess 2 but it still took me 4
>>152469331It had one category involving american sportsmen So yeah a shit one
https://duotrigordle.com/game/daily/normalnot too hard to get 37 or less if you don't fire off guesses
the lads...
Scorchettes…
geogude makes certain man's 3 month v4 project look like a fucking joke
how'd psyduck go?
always enjoyed a Golduck on a playthrough mediocre stats but packed just about enough to get the job done
has there ever been any females on /cric/
a pokemon game set in australia would be elitethey have the fauna for it
I can't stop playing stalker gamma between tests and with englel not being able to keep it up for 5 days its becoming a problem
>>152469556yes there was a south African lady called jynn or jun or something. she was a namefagthink she posted with an england flag
>>152469600was she hot?
yes, why not
Any good cricket quizes on sporcle?
poured myself a tequilasloppy wank on the cards
I am BNOB (the brown noser of britjeet)
There's a cobra in my handShe's calling back againThere's a cobra in my handShe's calling back againThere's a cobra in my handShe's calling back againThere's a cobra in my handCalling me
this dork of York is trying to get into bjork quite like 'it's not up to you' but find her music tough going in general
The molester from Leicester is currently licking his wounds after being knocked down in the first round last night by zachy.
i like that homophobic album she did
I was born a (pretend) brainlet. I can train myself to enjoy bjork. it's the 20mm max hangs of music
reading up on 'performative males' and I feel enjoy music made by women is 'problematic' and perhaps I shouldn't be invading spaces where I was not invited. sticking to accadacca i reckon.
why are upfront zoomer chads so based?
speaking of performativity
is Emily post op
long island city here I come is the song that killed timesplitters 2boomers on the ropes
reckon if that warbling bob seger wannabe sang it tune the album might be a solid 6.
GOD I WISH I was prime minister so I could make F1, golf and the boundary rope ILLEGAL
would fix the country in a single generation it would be like making John Williams- Augustus compulsory reading in all Ohio- High Schools
>>152470085*be's the post*
snooker will remain a national sport of coursewill make pic related my secretary of war
Hit women for six
got a new proto gf lads slightly long distance but I just need to get by head down and breed can't let this musuclar and elite genome go to wage
insane how my mum had children knowing there was a strong likelihood they might have to work. one could call it slightly off character
>>152470372>>152470377>>152469720Crisp
resident sad thinks he's dating his pen pal
least I'm not Australian not known for their IQ
listening to fairytale of New York
my iq is 92/100 champ, near perfect score
not known for their IQ are they
>>152469589looking good mate
Australia invented wifi, england invented soccer a sport they lose to other countries too much like cricket.
>Australia invented wifiwebb
taken several IQ quizzes over the years that I'm sure I crushed, but refuse to pay the fee to get the results
Mumza just took me out for brunchFeel a bit bad with letting her pick up the cheque when I make more than double what she does and she's telling me how she's going to have to tighten the pursestrings a little bit this yearBut ultimately she's sitting on all that boomer wealth and I'm not, so I didn't even reach for my card and pretend to offer
>>152470614At least we have a World Cup in the soccer. Pozzfailure's one native sport has only been won by cannibal lads, NZ, and Ireland. Where's Australia???
I earn a googolplexth of what my mum and train driver earn
>>152470705I'm sorry how many Grand Finals has bongland won?
I get a stipendthat's it just about pays the bills in my nang gaff within the city walls
It's all well and good until you want to go on holiday to Italy and you can't exactly go 'Hey grandpa, can you buy me some plane tickets to the south-eatsern Italian coast that seems vaguely Slavic and interesting to me?'
>>152470525Onya mate
pls stop arguing lads
just went to York city centre and farted on a load of tourists
>>152470705We aren’t allowed to compete in a lot of these
>>152470849I think a lot of this is just britjeet throwing words around
AFL isn't a sport, it's just a rugby homework copy job
got a poo coming through
rorke voting reform lol imagine unironically voting in 2026
blaring Built to Spill- Kicked It in the sun inside and against the walls of the nang gaff
>Charlotte Church has revealed she has ditched deodorant and stopped shaving, saying she "generally stinks"ah yes another high quality welsh person
charlotte church has beautiful wide-eyed Welsh eyes
so fitbasically the thinking man's Carol Vorderman (horrible German woman)
carol vorderman is Welsh lol turns out we had an athlete at the number game
>>152471105whos got the shit tattoo meme
>>152471105Jesus, something has to be done about what happens to women in their 30sThis just can't go on
>>152470953That’s great mate, enjoy yourself
Welsh lives matter
>>152471137lmao
Vorderman mogs heralso far superior athletic dutch genetics over unath- well, you know the rest lmao
>>152471140This has been debunked
at the end of the day you are either Welsh or German
>>152470953Based customs officer
>>152471161luckily my mums swiss-german
just did a disgustingly smelly poowon't be eating it
>>152471140do they really tho?
>>152466765Kek
hungover
looks like 6 pull-ups max has fired up the proxies again
like how glammylad and zachy aka the 2 welsh larpers completely stopped advertising any welsh sport taking place. too humiliated by the unathletic genes shining through every time they had a game
>>152471105>fit>tats
>unathletic Welsh genes https://youtu.be/QLcgbjTe7lE?si=DNKHrmiKpfSOT_8z
https://youtu.be/sNsaw-HtJpo?si=MtxPi4IFBnMPhJmD>unathletic Welsh genes maybe if you picked more Welshman your dire deano golf playing cricket team wouldn't be so dire
yes because there's been so many great welsh cricketers like robert croft and uhh.. uhh that one who played a couple of games in the 05 ashesreminder the ceiling welsh genetics is v5 (and that's only for certain men who started browsing r/bouldering before turning 30)
as if I can't climb 7a overhangwhen you do take up bouldering a strengthlet, toothpick armed up Anglo like yourself is best off sticking to slab ''''climbing'''
nobody knows what you just saidwhat a total reddit neek lol
Is the English-welsh relationship similar to the aus-kiwi, beating up on the little brother because it’s fair game and what are they going to do about it type thing, always thought that would be England and Scotland but Wales makes perfect sense
>nobody knows what you just said
>>152471658>Is the English-welsh relationship non-existent, they're English-adjacent.certain man is just having an identity crisis in his 30s and grasping for something to fill the empty void in his soul.
that is such a stupid take yeah deano you're so much better than rest with us your fat wife lol
I like Wales better than england as a place to live generally
yeah that's why you bought in york isn't it lmaoor mum did, whatever
york is the best city in england
Judging by the live showsCameron winter is going to go proper slowcore with the next solo release
objectively london, then manchester then the restabsolutely nothing going on in york. nice if you're a complete dork I guess
manchester loltake your meds millennial consumer. at least Donedon has Japanese bouldering gyms. bet youre literally that bald basedboy that does food review vids and revels in how gentrified manchester is
t. tried to buy in manny but got priced outlol
why on earth would I live in manchesterit's just a weird enclave to me I'm not Morrissey why would I live in manchester. it's always raining as well. north and east Yorkshire never rains
I've never actually been to Manchester oncethat's how posh I am
you blogged live from there a month ago you liar
yfo
t20fo iykwim haha
>>152469290sucks to suck
>>152472722Yank Flags Only
>>152468773Damnn what's her @ ?
>>152471134
>>152473664dw I found her, Ella Cossill.
>>152468958>if criminality is genetic and you want to have a country with zero criminals and that country is Australia in 1901I reckon I could literally cause your figurative death by brain explosion once I figure out how to teach you
>>152474205Calling people subhuman is racist by definition
Which New Zealand city is ideal for a man who hates cricket, hates rugby, is a soccer fan, and follows the New Zealand National League?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand_National_Leaguehttps://www.nzfootball.co.nz/https://www.youtube.com/@NewZealandFootball/videos
>>152469249It’s out of season now>>152469245Best sport on this time of year, aside from cricket, is surf lifesaving. In the northern hemisphere winter probably ice hockey, I want to say rugby union but it’s shit outside of international and even that is terrible half the time
shane warne died 4 years ago lads wtf
>>152474327Wellington
>>152474364Reasons Why is Wellington the ideal New Zealand city for men who are soccer fans?
>Personal freedom to not engage is the same as crying to nanny janny
>newfags still replying to the costa rica schizo after all these years
>>152469068Womeme are born consumers. If you see their cope about not dating, its about how they don't need a man to consume product anymore.
why did shitjeet have such a big melty at the pooSA flag earlier. doesn't he know most of us have him filtered, hence why his posts get very little interaction?
>>152474421theres zero good cities for watching football in NZ though Auckland now beats Wellington for watchingI enjoyed playing football in Wellington though, I was in the league two beneath the A league and there was a really good culture amongst the teamsalso doesnt have the ethnic teams as bad as aussie does - there was one club where all the Croatians played but otherwise it was all just kiwis
BBL tonight
>>152474350>surf lifesavingnot a sport
>>152476341not for you
>>152476254What sport is that m8?
>>152476497Big Bondi Lifesaving
scranning Nepalese food basically Indian but drier like something gengis khan would eat is Nepal basically Mongolia?
we have Nepalese food here no reason to move to Donedon
who actually asked?
me
>>152477085What did you get? Most Nepalis just eat Indian food because they consider Nepali food to be peasant food, so they're ashamed of eating it. Newari food is what I would describe as Indian food but drier though. I would expect Thakali or Gurung cuisine to be more common in UK though on account of the Gurkhas, but I'd not describe it as dry, they make a mean black daal though.
>>152477240lamb taas and sukuti salmon curry was tempting as it's another thing you're not likely to find at an Indian
enough off topic nonsense and get back to talking puck
what BBL team do you poms support?
not cricket not a sport
>>152477321you're the one not being a sport right now
>>152477336this tbqh
The Sixers are my team and they will win this season
oh look a Canadian flag thinks t20 is a sport wonder what ethnicity he is
>>152477428feel like we lack the firepower to win it all, though babar is a nice addition
zachy being racist to get himself fired up to beat shitjeet and the 'nis
>>152477286Sukuti is Newari, but taas isn't, but I get why you'd think we only eat dry meats if that was your experience. A typical meal growing up was, some kind of daal, rice (porridge or roti), leafy green. Meat only on Saturdays, either as a soup or as a dry curry.Salmon curry is weird considering Nepal is landlocked.
riveting (unironically)
riveting (unironically) (ironically)
bit late for diy innit?
surely taas is newari
celebs who spend a million to look young when theyre 50 or older end up just looking weird and kinda alien
>>152477833It happened to my former waifu. My new one has said explicitly that she'd never get 'work' done like that
bard really fucked up his itinerary by doing 80% shitdia and 20% nepal. obv should have been the opposite(yes I've read his cope about grimdia being 'good' - even though he spent most of his hours shitting at the hotel lol - but everyone knows that's just the narky neek refusing to admit his error)
narky neeks are incapable of admitting they did wrong
bbl isn't cricketextra disrespectful to bring it up during an ongoing ashes series too
>>152477873my best mate's ex wife used to be absolutely gorgeous but ruined herself with botox, lip fillers and plastic surgerystill has a cracking ass, but a real travesty honestly
>assfoy
might die from this hungover alcohol is grim
they be servin'
>>152478169>ass = woman's>arse = man'sare you more of a fan of arses fella?
incorrect (that is to say false, not true) post btw
>>152478260
>samefagging that hard
we're a teetotal general
>>152478318
We're a cider and wine general (and we drink responsibly, no drunkenness)
>>ass>foy>they be servin'anyone know which country currently holds the ashes>>152478198if it was made by a provo it'd be from grireland iykwim haha
>anyone know which country currently holds the ashesnothing to do with the point micksperg
is Rob Key a tarq or a deano?
use this one this thread auto-saggied>>152478385>>152478385>>152478385>>152478385
>nothing to do with the point mickspergt. 0-2try not losing so much next time i'm tired of waiting so long between real cricket matches
>>152478413wiki page suggests tarq
anyone know which country currently holds the arses
>>152478462no but steven gay
>>152477469I'm from /hoc/ no need to get nasty
up a bit early aren't we micksperg?
>>152478462not australia
>>152478507flat bum
>>152478504all the booze has fucked up my sleep cycleyou don't want to know what my highest BAC reading was
>>152478507where did you get this pic of me
>>152478543probably pretty high if you own a bac reading device
do the alcohol interlocks in cars tell you your reading?
>>152478507I keep seeing this photo or ones similar to it posted on here. What's the lore?
>watch cricket gold on the CA youtube channel>it's only ever a game the pozzies won
>>152478637famous story of a missing Australian ass/arse from 2009
>>152478599nah i don't own one but it was a fair few times over the legal limit for driving hereyet i could still walk straighter than when i quit for a few days lmao my hank hill off
>>152478637some aus guy once posted it as an example of a 10/10 then everybody made fun of him for liking such a flat arse / calling him gay and he tried to cope by saying it was just the angle and posted 20 more pics of her which confirmed said pancake arse
>>152478650reckon we just win a lot, aye champ
>>152478703>wewhich position do you play mate
>>152478662>>152478701Makes sense. Thanks.
>>152478650Gold would imply it was a good standard of match and Australia always wins those kind of matches
>>152478662>ass/arseFOY/please watch our sport
we get banned next week
watching nz domestic cricket while i eat breakfastgolf later
>>152478772It'll be an ISP block right?
>>152468841outside of cricket hes a lawyer so maybe hes decided to focus on that. not really a career you can manage while also being a professional bowlsman
>>152478772grimfreedom is dying
>>152467849It's not healthy that I'm on your mind at 5am on a Saturday morning>>152477881I think I spent ~16 days in India and ~12 days in Nepal (plus 7 days in Sri Lanka), so it actually wasn't too differentWould choose to go back to Nepal rather than India though, more adventure sport potential there
>>152479428>I think I spent ~16 days in India and ~12 days in Nepal (plus 7 days in Sri Lanka), so it actually wasn't too differentDid you get sick?
yet another day without cricketincredibly grim reality we're living in
>>152479560One case of Delhi Belly in India, yeahOnly lasted a day though, and still got out and managed to do things that day (imodium'd up), so it wasn't too badPut it down to shaking some peasant's hand and then eating with my hands without washing properly first, rookie error
>>152479586
>>152466813
reddit: the holiday
reminder bard was racially abused in grimdia
>>152479915The white man must humbly put up with racism, dishonesty, and maltreatment wherever he goesAnd yet he must show love, civilisation, and cricket to the nativeIt is the white man's burden
>white man>direish
that's not the white mans burden that's just british cowardice
i hate the australian government so goddamn much lads
>>152480262but at least we're not speaking german
>>152479212fair, I'll always remember you spazGOD
Cricket?
BBL waiting room ackshully
how did the ball change from red to white? is that even real
Reminder all /cric/ shijtters have been mentally disintegrated courtesy of yours truly>>152466895>>152467194Both engsjihtters been having a melty all night and day after these nuketruthsTwiglet legs you found your balls yet? Been roped into playing another on court match tomorrow morning at UoB and an on pitch match next day. Come down if you think yer 'ard enuf (you won't)
grow a pair and come worksop, neek
>>152474205bit of a truthie herethough i suspect posted by certain man and therefore erodes the thrust of the argument
6 bongs, 30 bings
test cricket needs some djs
>deletedkek
>>152481420>>152481120what did it say though?
>>152481434
I have autism add adhd low iq low testosterone and ibs
>>152481849Brutal.
he's not me retard iykwim haha
any rugshittermen in?
I consumed a large amount of alcohol when I played cricket
>>152467812Clearly a shitpost and a jab at the garbage poms, played straight for laughs.
>>152482226what kind?
>>152482226reckon he won't show his face againalso reckon no one will ever post their dog from an aus flag ever again in fear of being labelled rugshitter
>>152482226i didnt shit on the rug it was dogza i told u this
idkwym
>>152482310haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
the sneer of cold command
might just sleep until the cricket starts
5 hours is a long midday kip
going to bed x
bbl isn't cricket and get your own genny to discuss that sport, which is not cricket
68 hours is a long midday kip
>>152482871smith disagrees
don't care about the opinions of cheaters
marnus disagrees
*curses the thread*
any >scorchies in the chat?
this is a sexers general
hayyyyy
>MY HEATIESnot sure if anyone remembers that 'mic haha maybe we should bring it back
he's going to play isn't he
>>152484181im going to seethe so hard
>>152484181nope
>>152482203haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
You can ONLY post ITT if your country was colonized by ANGLOCHADS
I colonised your mum m8
4 bongs, 30 bings
>bbl nearly every day>ashes on Wednesday pure kinography
>>152474271you couldn't
>>152484402absolutely scrumptious
>>152484402so no cricket till Wednesday uh?might sleep for a couple of days
western civilisation peaked in the 2006/07 ashes series
>>152485422and went to gutter during blm riots , they kneeled hard
for some reason my mind is telling me to get KFC tonight
the mere mention of bbl sends a testie into a fit of rage.
>>152485618i like both
t20 is just not cricketing
More like testes iykwim haha
I just like criggy
>>152484181they'll put him in to fuck up and show he's garbage, keep the series alive and drop him for good
>finally stop feeling completely miserable >it's Sunday afternoon & I have to wake up at 5am for work tomorrowWhy does this always happen? A-at least the bish bosh is back...
>>152485650>Why does this always happen?
theres this one simple life hack if you have to wake up early that not many people know about. Go to bed earlier the night before. You can thank me later.
i concur
are the christmas holidays good for your menty health?
>>152485712no because the shops are just packed with dog brain retards
>>152485712i think they are comfy though i dont actually attend any family christmas events. maybe its just because i like the symbolism of the new year
>>152485754i always love christmas and then get a bit down on new years because i hate the new years celebrations but then get sad that i'm not celebrating
>>152485712for mine, yeah. it's the rest of the year that sucks for it
>>152485650bish x
>>152483626SCORCHIESCOR
MY HEATIES COULD BEAT BOTH THESE PEEMS
>>152485805based
*stands in your way to a coveted BBL trophy*
WHERE MY THUNDIES @HTHUNDIES
lads we did it we made it through another year and now we're moments away from the BBL well done to all of you
JUST A YOUNG GUN WITH A QUICK FUSEI WAS UPTIGHT, WANNA LET LOOSEI WAS DREAMING OF BIGGER THINGS ANDWANNA LEAVE MY OWN LIFE BEHINDNOT A "YES, SIR," NOT A FOLLOWERFIT THE BOX, FIT THE MOLD, HAVE A SEATIN THE FOYER, TAKE A NUMBERI WAS LIGHTNING BEFORE THE THUNDERTHUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER, THUN—THUNDER, TH-TH-THUNDER, THUNDERTHUNDER, THUNDER, THUN—THUNDER, TH-TH-THUNDER, THUNDER
>>152485901tabla x
are you rippers ready for the game tonight
I hope the lovely Isa is in the comm box tonight!
will the foxy kath be back on fox?
LIVE LIVE LIVE KATH RETURNS
>>152485961>>152485961>>152485961GET THE FUCK IN HERE
