BBL RETURNSScorchers vs Sixers in 45min
>raining >no one there>delayed kek off to a good start
Yanks ftw
>new look kath>lightning delaystwo new themes to the bbl season already
>>152485969>new look >same long face>same huge teeth >same ill fitting dresses
>>152485972cope and seethe m8
>>152485972giddy up
Kath's face belongs in my ass
>rainITS OVER BBL IS CANCELLED
>>152485969ARE KATHKATH
KATH KATH KATH KATH
Which bbl team do you guys support
>>152486019sexers
my heaties
>>152486019yeah your mum
my advanced rain radar reading says that theres about 45mins more rain
Business idea: gf who will watch bbl with you
>>152485969I see her running at Port Beach all the time and she just looks like every other bog average, sun ravaged Aussie woman. TV make up is just alchemical deception.
business idea: gf who is a boundary reporter for the cricket on tv
dinners up
>>152486056how do you cook the broc
How do people decide which Melbourne/Sydney team to support? Is there a geographic catchment?
I can't go to the local woollies because there was a shooting in my neighbourhood.
>>152486063sixers are inner city yuppies and fags thunder are western syd immigrants and criminals
fucking bucketing down lads and i'm not talking a juicy bucket of kfc haha
yeah theress no cricket tonight its pissing downfire the cunt who scheduled rain at the start of the BBL
Ripping lightning and thunder show. Somewhere south of Perth is getting raped at the moment. 5 or 6 consecutive lightning bolts coming down in one spot repeatedly.
>>152486075>thunder are western syd immigrants and criminalsyep, thats me
>camera getting wet 30m undercover
so now that the cricket is off, how will you blokes spend your evening?
north perth lad here, easing up at the moment
crying cause I was really hyped for the bbl
Fucking hellFirst there's an islamic terror attack in my neighbourhood and now there's no bbl.
>>152486061chop broccoli up into bite size pieces splash of water into a covered pan on medium high for a couple minutes, uncover add regular mince, a teaspoon of butter a good hit of minced garlic reduce heat to medium and leave it come back 5 minutes later and mix it up again then leave it for another 5add salt and pepper, turn it off then as the pans cooling add a splash of onions sauce to your liking
>>152486101as a bondi resident what team in the BBL do you go for?
>>152486091wanking
>raininglmaoing at cricket right now
>>152486111Sydney match fixers desu. But I enjoy watching the games in general.I literally live two minutes walk from the attack, I was planning to walk down past where the shooting happened to get din dins before it started. Now the streets are full of cop cars and helicopters.
It's mostly passedBBL in in 45 i reckon
Brazillian butt lift enthusiasts
reckon they get on the field asap
>>152486118Stay safe mate we need you
>>152486149I'm getting an uberjeet slave to bring me my food so I don't have to leave my cuckpartment.
scorchies are taking their seats
just saw the video, two dudes firing shotguns from a walkway down to the beach
>>152486161Truly a king amongst men
>>152486166As someone who lives on the beach I have no idea why they chose that place to start shooting. Maybe they were looking to shoot another underground figure and he was there? I've seen news that it was a hanukkah celebration but idk.
How do we solve the australian crime problem?
>>152486175looked pretty terror attack'y to me, they didn't really stop when the police pulled up which means they must've been going at it for at least a few minutes
my power went out when the cricket broadcast started and I thought I'd miss half the gameI forgot they're just down the road and were getting the same storm as me
>>152486182deport all convicts to new australia (new zealand)
this fucking earth stay safe ausbros F
lads what do you reckon are Curtis is up to?
They're trying to cutoff internet in bondi, I can barely post. If I miss the bbl game, please tell the perth scorchers that I cursed them with my last breath.
>>152486219they haven't even taken the covers off yet m8
it's annuda shoah
>Chanukah by the Sea 2025oy my ulcer, this I don't need.
really hope this game goes ahead
they should do all 40 overs no matter how late it goes
>>152486219Why would they try and cut off the internet? What are they hiding?
COVERS ARE COMING OFF I REPEAT COVERS ARE COMING OFF
>>152486251I have no idea, it's back to normal now it seems.
>>152486255critical shortage; they need all the white tarps over in bondi asap
>>152486257prob just a coincidence - could also be that everyone rushed to their devices to see the news in your area and the bandwidth of the local cables got a little overwhelmedi live near a police station in sydney and the sirens have died down now
My uberjeet slave arrived with din dins and asked me what's going on.
>11 overs per sideLAME just play it out
imagine your opening game being canceled because of the fucking weather LMAO amateur sport
ANZAC SPIRIThttps://x.com/conservativeeau/status/2000128258718015693
play to resume in 20 minutes
the 7app is just playing bondi stuff
How can you guys talk about cricket at a time like this??
>>152486294Kek absolute mad lad
>>152486301cause I'm in /bbl/
>>152486301I live in bondi and I just want to watch the fucking cricket.
>>152486294holy fuck what a mad cunt
>>152486290its only 5pm in perth, no reason to not play it out
If it's still arvo in Perth, why don't they just play the whole game?
>>152486313weather still kinda shite
just woke up what’s going on I’m so confused
>>152486319rain radar looks fine now
>>152486325there was a rain and lightening delay at the BBL but play will resume in 15 minutes but with only 11 overs per side
>>152486301no one fucking cares, not even the news anchors
>11 oversprolly don't want to risk public events at this time and just blaming the rain
>>152486331Cooking up some sausages for brekkie I’m just in time
>>152486294the white man's burden
I think we should put out a /cric/ statement on today's events
SHUT THE CUNT UP FUCKTARDS, THE FUCKING CRICKET IS ON!
THE BBL IS...*smacks button*LIVE
>who's on strike?You should know that gilly.
not a good night to be a babar
BBL IS BACK!!!!!!
/cric/ STRONGLY condemns what took place today. We call for calm in the community and our thoughts are with the victims and their families.
>>152486399FUCK YEA
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF HUGHES MORE LIKE HUGE FUCK UP
GONE GOTTEMFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>152486395CURTIS NO DON'T PRESS IT THAT'S THE GOYIM EXTINCTION BUTTON
reckon sixers could do with some runs here
MY scorchies
a good yorker would do this cunt in but not from paris he's fucking slow
bread and circuses
>crowd members can keep the ballbecoming more and more like baseball with every season
>paris and philippelike this as a franchophile
>>152486441so you don't want to hit sixes cause you'll be facing a new ball next over who fucking thought of that idea
>Sydney Sixers>never hit sixes
on this optus pitch it's quite easy to get a chemist warehouse boundary
>Perth Scorchers >never catch a ball
GONE
it's too hot
BACK TO THE SHEDS WITH YOU CUNT THANKS FOR SHOWING UP FOR YOUR SOLID 2(4) SEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAA
yeah nice one babarreckon we should've poached brook from the eng team instead
ahhh the bibble... the nectar of the fool
>can't even sell out BBL games nowwtf is cricket dead in Australia
sixers are getting the KFC wooden bucket this season, screenshot this entire post
>>152486470was like 38 degrees with expected rain todays, parents probably said fuck taking zoomers out in that
USMAN KHAWAJA CONFIRMED IN CUSTODY
>>152486475it was absolutely pissing down before the game started - power outages in parts of perth as well, unsurprising its quiet
Do you guys mind if I post about how I don't like T20s and how it's for lowbrow people during this summer?
>>152486489not at all mate, part and parcel really
>t-there was some rainstate of this copegame's gone
>>152486495it was a huge thunderstorm and also a 40 degree day
foxy has made his return
KEK SIXERS ARE FUCKING SHIT
hes trying to bait you ausbros dont let him win
I don't think it is appropriate for them to be playing a bbl match after a terrorist attack on the other side of the country
>>152486483yeah exactly, "light rain" forecast and it was heavy as fuck, had power flickers SOTR
>>152486495PLEASE acknowledge our weather
we need a sonnenrad edit of steve smith buck breaking jofra archer
Phillipe has gone to shit since he lost his hair
>sixers won't even make it to the 11th over
>muh rainIt's called the Big girl's Blouse League for a reason you'd never see this sort of whinging in t'undred
scorchies are going to romp home
>>152486537>Big girl's Blouse LeagueThat's not what it's called. It's the Big Bash League.
>>152486537so truethey're trying to use this >muh storm lame excuse with a straight face lmao
>>152486495perth gets more rain each year than london champ
>>152486537>Big girl's Blouse LeagueGOTTEMONE
>>152486557@grok is this true?
pls beardman
beardman more like can'tbowlforshitman
why aren't we playing that fella who scored 300?
>>152486562I came up with that a few years back tbf (when they abandoned a game because the pitch was too spicy)the BBL really does embarrass pozzies sometimes
>>152486570not tonight m8 not tonight
>>152476935
they don't get thunderstorms in england, kinda grim. it's always just weak as piss sprinkles and grey skies.
uhhhhhhh scorchiebros..........
>>152486583wtf how can they not get thunderstorms???
certain man definitely not opening for australia now
Any chance the boys wrap up the third test and all the big names head back to their BBL teams?
>>152486582spooky
>>152486582
>>152486582>12 hours agowtf how
I have the same hairline as Joel paris
crowd is grire60% full at bestand /cric/ thought this shite was bigger than the ashes now. lmao not a good look bblsisters
I'm more of a lynnsanity hair style guy
Minoxidil must be banned at the scorchers
How do I join the barmy army?
>>152486627Does that shit work? My hair is thinning noticeably and I'm getting scared.
calling it now100+ win99 or less loss
Joel Paris has taken 203 first class wickets at an average of 19Has only played 2 odis for Australia
>>152486631heard it does but can give you limp dick or depression
so zachy refuses to watch test cricket but he'll watch bbl? grim
>>152486632first to 100 usually wins
FIRST SURGE OF THE SEASON
none of these aus flags are cric regulars btwlow iq blowie-flies (haha) swarming on the shit that is bbl
lol
>>152486638That’s finasteride
>>152486638My depression meds already give me limp dick so maybe they'll cancel each other out.
>>152486632ohhhhhhh thought it was 10 not 11 oversrevising this to 110+ winany less and loss
>>152486582what the fuckstarting to believe in time travelers lads
>>152486648Ask me any test related question, go on champ.
the surge only ever brings trouble
>>152486671he is too old and able bodied to be pressing the button
GONE FUCK OFF
>>152486671ynr that time they let micksperg do this
Anyway wanna go to bonnyrigg tomorrow?
>>152486658ahh fair enough>>152486659get off that shit ASAP, ssri's are fucking poison
>>152486671>already activates surge on the big screen before he presses itnice one pozzies
OI POORCHIES TRY CATCHING THE BALL
Question to ponder: Did they name the surge after the movies or vice versus?
>>152486693actually named after Lt. Surge from the Pokemon series
this isn't a very good score for 11 overs is it
wow so this is the power of the scorchies
DROPPED THE BBL
CANNOT DROP THOSE AT THIS STAGE OF THE TOURNEMENT!
>score above 110 its OVER sixers WIN
T11 cazzie here but I reckon you could up the run rate a bit more if you're only 5 down
>>152486693I believe it uses the name power surge so as to liken it to an electrical problem most of not everyone alive today has experienced at least once. Of which a power surge is a quick large burst of electricity (runs) thst can lead to loss of power (momentum) and/or damage (wickets )
>>152486690nah surge light on the big screen activated as soon as he pressed the button good press
>>152486729An interesting theory no doubt.
Murphy is going to cause carnage on this pitch
>>152486731>mine mineliar
mad how getting killed is going to end as 2025's 2nd best album according to rym. it's not that good 2bh. music isn't what it was I suppose
>>152486743I hope so would be fun to watch a SMACKYesque batsmanning
>>152486742Yeah, gonna table it at work tomorrow and see if we can sniff out any other potential origin points
>>152486743Is Harry Potter playing?
They told me it wouldn't be easy under albanese... but i never imagined this
YELLOW CAP HYPEEEEWE TOUR DAH FRENCH NOW
finna llen
if I took that hat off would the sixers lose?
>>152486786It would be rather ouchies
DARSH
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKKE ARE WE SURE MARSH ISN'T FROM SYDNEY ;)
pathetic
>>152486797[spoiler]4u[/spoiler]
>>1524867974 (u)
I have never seen cooper connoly do anything
coopers class
which teams are good at BBL these daysused to always be Melbourne Stars I think
>please keep our ballswhy are they pushing this so hard?
>>152486825scorchies are generally good
hit antisemitism for six
>>152486833more like 6 shot (12 gauge)
>>152486825hurricanes are going to be the team to beat (again)
>>152486687No one cares Shlomo.
can we recognise the hype curse>hype player up before the game like they did with Marsh>out for duckevery time
foxy deserves more than 5 frames per second, might start a petition
finna make short work of this total
kek get fucked 4 eyed freak
Mad how all that's needed to stop terror attacks is one based Aussie boomerBack when men were men, wouldn't get such bravery from any of these avocado toast eating matcha latte drinking limp-wristed millennial Aussie POOFS
Harry Potter on for a spell lads haha
huss and howie are fucking cringe
>>152486884there was this kid at school who had glasses and we called him harry potter lol
boomers are the last generation where men are men
>>152486897nah dey got dat rizza brah
>>152486893nice to see some people amongst those empty seats LMAO this is your peeague???
>>152486897huss is ok but howie is a fucking maggot, imagine how much cock he sucked to get to his position
>interviewing drunkssad how desperate they are for content
can you please stop being so fucking negative?
GONE GOTTEM WE GOT A MATCH ON STAY TUNED
Violence should be encouraged in cricket.
>>152486893Mid catch desu
don't like how 3rdie the BBL is becoming, its turning me off tbqh
Murphy bowls pies
has anyone found the hidden immunity idol yet?
Boomers deserve all of the wealth they now guard so carefully
i was wrong about murphy causing carnagei apologise
>>152486893>Wife on the rightLad is having sex tonight.
todd murphy casts sixero defeatius, its very effective!
reckon we need some wickets here
does that dooley guy still play? which team is he with again?
>>152485969has she put on some weight?
>>152486976he played for the hurricanes but is opted to be a lawyer more than a based wicket taker
KEK sixers(zeroers) choking hard
>>152486980grim
I'm going to support the strikers because I like their colours
>>152486816look at this dood lmao
>>152487009based
>>152487014to be fair he was talking about Sean Cooper-Connolly, a totally different person
>>152486816he basically won them the final a year or two ago
GET OFF STRIKE TURNER YOU CUNT
>>152486992they've been getting heemed the whole game desu
still an hour and a half until my roast is done
getting nervous sixer customers
>>152486816still watching?
COMEBACK
HOLD YOUR HORSE LOOKING COMMENTATORS
SYDNEY SIXERS AKA SYDNEY SEX HAVERS ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Wait you blokes actually watch cricket?
did +62.5kg chin-ups for 2 shitty reps
terrible catching technique from old boy in the crowd
tetas in the crowd after dwarshuis 4th ball
>>152487085there was once a day that I watched an Australian test then a bbl match and then there was a windies test on afterwards like 14 hours of criggy, was kino
3 nums looks absolutely ridiculous
sixers 100% getting the wooden KFC bucket
unathletic welsh genetics bragging about 2 reps now lmao can't make this up
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRCHHHHHHHHHHIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152487095you weren't joking, some proper hangers
>>152487102need fatter players to read it properly
>>152487114yep based
>renegays
cricket cameramen are always such pervsdon't think any other sport comes closeneed more women in the game to control this
the schedule
/cric/ disco tuesday lads my last day in toil going to get very drunk
can't call it a /cric/ disco when nobody else joins injust say you're going to spam some shite music youtube links lol
>disco>posts no disco music
I got a full fucking week of toil FUCKING HELL
>>152485972seething femanonshe's /ourgirl/ simple as. keep coping bitch
>>152487109of basically 137.5kgit's actually no easier than bench according to strength standards really
/Cric/ stands with the Jewish community
>>152487188same
only pee20 on todayno actual cricket. how sad
watched half an hour of t20 since 2007
>>152486958EY-EY OHHH EE OHHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH HEY-EY OHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH
>>152487139bish bosh x
>>152487114MIK TRUCKIK
thread suddenly starts stinking
>>152487276x אין טיפֿן צער
>>152487380umm....take a shower fella¡! sheesh
probably isn't worth going outside nowadays
I go outside to climb rockscouldn't imagine doing that in some refurbed warehouse or something. not a redditor though
brb...gotta shovel snow
all outdoor climbers climb indoors as wellyou literally can't climb outside in Yorkshire if it's been raining
you guys ever consider public transit instead of climbing everywhere?
>there's a >0% chance we get banned todayany of these posts could be your last UKbros
kiwibros your boy tata is up in the darts
not a sport
better sport than golf, tennis or bouldering dickhead
you don't play sports in pubs
darts btfobilliards btfo poker btfo shuffleboard btfo
would absolutely dick all over zachy at any pub game
sounds slightly gay tbqh
zachy is good at snookerdoesn't even need a cue, just uses his arms
darts is better than golfanything is better than g*lf
>you don't play sports in pubs>What is pub football?
darts¿ moar liek FARTS...ya¡? aaaammmoirite? hahaa...alri xps: would absolutely heem anyone on cric in DARTS ngl
funny part is s**** didn't even fart. he just smells like that lmao
HEEMEDEEMED
Sikh Strongmind
lentil soup and homemade sourdough bread for brunch bla x
>>152487950that's sick bla x
India is raping SA
>>152487960too early for brunch poser
umm.....yh..that's my plan fella x
>>152487989forgot about dis ngl
>Denmark supporting Pakis Colour me surprised
>>152488037YWNBAW WNBAW
>the sister marrying caliphate of Mogadishu >whitePick one my brown friend.
>>152488037because i betnothing personal
not sure 12/3 counts as the 'ideal start' tbqh
https://youtube.com/shorts/5dIOfUyazxY?si=nZTXDpG1f8fDv81B>this is a v8 in yankland lmao
not sure this strategy of nicking every ball will cut through here
Hard Dick
simply won't cut it in the t11 era
2 options:1. go to r/bouldering2. keep it in /cg/won't warn you again you tedious bore
>tedious bore
imagine following t20just completely meaningless
FUCKERN GONE RIGHT THROUGH HIMFUCK OFF YOU'RE FUCKERN GORNBACK TO THE BILTONG DRYER CUNT
zero aesthetic dismissals in t20 because it's not cricket
carm you POOFTAS hit sarm farkern MAXIMUMS
tuesday shaping up nicely last day of toil/cric/ disco cardiff vs chelsea in the cupashes
told him to do that
>hero who disarmed shooter in bondi named as Ahmed al Ahmedkek
ahmed then bed
kino stump destruction
kek /pol/ were praising him as some based white australian madlad and are now completely silent
>>152488686they even watching this? harshit rana is clearly indian
ANOTHER FUCKING KINO SPIN BOWLING DISMISSAL
>>152487960mirepoix chopping status: done bla x
lots of shills in today
brownnoser of test cricket is in
t20 just isn't cricketno skill involvedtest cricket is athletic chess
imagine actually finding boundaryfests entertaining sure sign of 80 IQ
how is abhishek sharma doing this?
you're literally a paid shillnobody is watching
dharamshala is kino u cazzie
zachy is redpilled on t20this shill is seething
there are no shills on /cric/meds now
simply not true
