Tusky and Shaun White >>152454494
/flames/
2 weeks until the WJC
SHIT GAMES tonight
holy shit i just fell through the ice!
>only canadian team in a playoff spotApologize
neighbor brought me chicken soup :)
>>152460564beautiful sweater, logo really pops
Ooh the devils had a **players only closed door team meeting** I’m sure that’s going to fix things
>>152460685Your team is shit and run by a retard.
Trade alert:>PIT receives Skinner(G), Kulak(D) and 2029 2nd round pick(EDM)>EDM receives Jarry(G) and Poulin(F)I don't think this is an upgrade on either side.
>>152460866>The Edmonton Oilers have acquired goaltender Tristan Jarry and forward Sam Poulin in a blockbuster trade with the Pittsburgh Penguins>blockbuster
>>152460866Edmonton is still fucked
>>152460866they realise jarry is shit, right?
>>152460866skinner was never the problem
>>152460866>trading Skinner for Eastern Skinner
>>152460866Can we fire Dubas already
>>152460866I can’t believe that numale was right about the trade
>>152460866ovi is going to feast on skinner
>>152460780Can they go back in time to draft Askarov instead of Holtz? Can they add another big time scorer? The GM has got to go -- they are very tight against the cap and haven't fixed things that have been apparent for multiple seasons now.
>>152460664>jumps in to save you
>everyone yelling trade for a goalie now!>point out that the goalie market is shit and all you'll find is a sidegrade at best while giving up assets>noooo, just trade!>oilers trade for jarry>wtf, he's just as bad as skinnerHockey fans are stupid
>>152460892he's been playing well lately, i think
>>152460939he was terrible last night
>>152460937it's a marginal upgrade. why even do it? at least you know what you have in skinner.
>>152460720Your neighbor is a kind person :) Find a way to thank her
>>152460955That's exactly what I've been saying since the 2024 SCF. No one is going to give the Oilers a starter because they're still one of the best teams in the league with Skinner and they don't want to be seen as the GM that gifted a cup
1 (one) team in the entire NHL has lost to the sabres at home in regulation
>>152460996sweeny had no problem gift wrapping a cup for the panthers
Oilers will still miss the playoffs
>>152461015retard
>>152461022Nah that’s you
>>152461009Jen
Bedard needs to get a hattrick tonight
>>152461032Nah that's the GM of your SHIT team
>>152461046Why
>>152460909>Dubas traded Tristan Jarry to the Oilers>Oilers vs Leafs tomorrowHe is trolling his former team.
Both of the jerseys are insanely lame
flames are only five points off the wildcard
Jarry is a career choker not sure why oilers fans think he’s better than skinner
>>152461080Dallas Stars have the best jersey this season.
>>152460999whomst?
Literally wtf was he thinking?
Are the aves elite or the kitties shit?
>>152461115I was at this game
>>152461123Were there crying women and children?
>>152461080>Original 6 team>Wearing a third jerseyThe NHL is turning into the NBA with all these soulless, identity-less jersey
>>152461110>I mean, Scotty's son got to be better than Ken Holland, right? He ruined Detroit by staying too long over there.
>>152461133>Third jerseys are new for O6 teamsRetard
>>152461123how hard did you laugh?
>>152461123did you yell just like my islanders?
>>152461110he enjoys showering next to Leon and his big paddle
my canesies fired their AHL coach half an hour ago and nobody knows why yet
>>152461143Not what I said :)
>>152461160got someone pregnant
>>152461160Not enough cock eating
>>152461160rod the fraud see's him as a threat
Kevin Cheveldayoff has a lot of successes to show for his 15 seasons as the Jets GM
Oilels had to give up a second for a worse Skinner KEK
>>152461123Did you have fun?
I don't understand why either the Oilers or the Penguins thought that this trade was a good idea
he's... home.
>>152460866why is Poulin even traded? Edmonton loves their sloppy scraps from the 2019 draft with him and Podslovan
>>152460664shoulda brought your drill and tape measure
>>152461239how is it bad for the pens lol
>>152461157He couldn’t do mcdavidy things without the bud sex
how do they get zambonis to the arena? ive never seen one driving on the road or being towed...
>>152461160He’s a dyel who can’t bench 2pl8
>>152461285they ship them in a box and then they piece it all together in the arena
>>152460866You never have too many Kulak in this season of injuries. Advantage Pittsburgh.
why is there a new grinch
>>152461324are they 'kind of' street legal like tractors? i assume they need oil changes and tire rotations. or is there like a whole nascar style pit crew to service them in house?
is chandler stephenson the worst contract in the NHL?
Kulak is fine on a non retard team. The 2nd is good. Jarri and Skinner are equal. Dumbass did ok.
soilers are too retarded to know what to do
>>152461370Kulak has been great for the Oilers ever since they acquired him but he's declining this year despite a 3rd pairing role
>soilers think Jarry will save themKWAB
>>152461359Kraken are a shit team run by retards
>>152461243Neat
Xheattle Dickgirls
Friendly reminder that stan bowman knew about one of his coaches raping boys and did nothing about it.
Our Sennies performance didn't necessarily inspire confidence, but theres hope :)
Bussi is so elite. It’s hard to believe this is his rookie year in the nhl
>>152461462Trying to win a cup, no time to care about some gay twink's attempts to derail that
>>152461462I'd let fags rape 100 children it got me the cup.
>>152461462It was just queers queering off, like they do in here every day.
>>152461261maybe not "bad," I just don't see how it moves the needle at allit seems like a completely lateral move
>Matt Dumba on waiversLMAO
>>152461519They got a functional bottom 4 D and a #2, giving up nothing. >soilers
>>152461239Wait.... they actually? LOOOOLWHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING??I remember hearing a rumor that the Oilers could trade for TRISTAN JARRY.. But I thought why the FUCK would they do thatThey might have just downgraded
>Trade shit goalie for a shit goalieJust how fucking retarded is the Oilers front office?
Mcdavids pissed status when he hears about the trade?
>>152461599They gave Walman a 7x7, you tell me
>Skinner starts to put up real games>NOW is the point to flip him for a direct downgrade in an already weak position Memetastic
>>152461556They can easily flip Kulak on the deadline. And who knows, maybe Skinner as well if some team needs a backup tendie.
So Oilers are the same but with pick less.
why are modern jersey designers so retarded?
yeah
>>152461608Skinner always has hot streaks. Games 4/5 against Vegas through the entire Dallas series last year he was hot. Then he went cold against Florida.
Jarri will get shelled, too, and their D is weaker.>soilers
Notice how Killorn and Strome are absolute non factors for the Ducks now?
>>152461675I can tell you can't lift a puck off the ice
>>152461618Laffs will take both. >laffs
>>152461600Even he has to know that the team is a sinking ship
>>152461600>when he hears about the tradeYou do understand that McDavid basically decides everything up in Edmonton? How can you think this happened without his approval
>Oilers just gave away a 2nd round pick for free
>>152461734>2029 second
>>152461737Everyone knows the class of 2029 will be full of talent. What the fuck were the oilers thinking?
McDavid is the biggest retard in the league.Even gives Tavares a run for his money.
SKIIIIIIIINNNNNNERRRRRRRRR
>>152461727I thought Mcdavid was the reason they kept Skinner for so long. Did he finally snap?
>>152461748McDavid literally is the only reason the Oilers are alive
>>152461541Thank you Dubas
heard the COILERS made a trade
Excited to watch Skinner thrive and Tristan flop. Goaltending was only a sliver on an issue with Edmonton.
>>152461612Connecticut is closer to New York than Boston
>>152461765McDavid is also the reason the team is built the way it is.
>>152461765He knows that and still decided to take a paycut. Imagine being the main reason your department at work is still afloat and your employer knowing that full well offers you a 30% raise but you decide to take 5% instead.
So you want to trade with Boston again...
Finally
chipped my tooth eating lunch
>>152461821Retard
>>152461877Cope
Lmao they should have just kept Skinner
>>152461837sad
>>152461783McDavid has given the Oilers their best years since the Gretzky days
a canadian walks into a bar"did we win?""no"
>trade for a goalie thats worse and also makes more money for more yearsBased planet retard trade from Bowman
No more Skinner Dinner's bros
>>152461837What were you eating?
>>152461972damn i thought jarry was younger than skinner kwab soilers
>>152461976Did any of you actually buy this meal deal?
Skinner had a new mask all painted up and then they trade him
>>152461978doritos
Skinner can take his revenge on the Soiler when the Pens face them on Tuesday
>>152461774Better start both Skinner and Jarry tomorrow.
>>152461972Retards making trades up in Edmongolia once again. Sad.
Does any team want anyone from us?
Our Sennies play tomorrow :))
>>152461972>soilers
>>152462043/hoc/ gonna be a funny place again.
Why didn’t the oilers do this trade over the summer?
>>152460866>trading a goalie that pulls through often enough for a goalie that's always quite below average>keep the same dogshit coaches so jarry is bound to get worse under edmonton>ditching a defenseman when defense is your key issueyou could give soilers the best goalie in the nhl and they would still lose as many games what a stupid fucking trade
>>152462065because they're a canadian teamand every canadian team is run horriblybecause they're incentivized to focus on marketing and just keep milking their fans for tickets and merch sales instead of focusing on building a good team because their captured fans will still show up and buy anyway
Bolt bros, our new jersey fucking sucks. Why can't we get better designers?
>>152462098they at least added Spencer Stasney!
>>152462057at 2pm EST! with a snowstorm predicted to hit its going to be a comfy afternoon
>>152462105What do you mean? I love the Tampa Bay Maple Wings
>>152462100None of their fans need to buy playoff tickets this season, since their teams will be on the golf course.
Those dastardly canadians eh?
>>152462250>dastardlyyou mean "retarded"
let's get bedarded in here
>>152462284the 2000s was a weird and fun time.
>>152462149Based and cozypilled
a french canadian walks into a bar
Steve dangle is unraveling the victory puppies are in the enclosed pool area
>>152462301>we drop bombs like we’re in the Middle East
watching the old lady across the street struggling for dear life shovelling, must have fallen three times since I've been watchinganyway go leafs
went to a new weed shop up the street and the first thing that greeted me in the hallway was a large canvas portrait of Saddam Hussain with gang tats all over his face smoking a blunt, next to it was Obama
>>152462413no one ever came over to help me shovel so no one gets my help, simple as
Out of all the Canadian teams, which one is the most based?
>>152462434they were probably put off when you had to go door to door to let them know you moved into the neighbourhood
>>152462440
>>152462440Only the ones on Cape Breton. Duh.
>>152462301We're coming back but we need to bring woke back first
>>152462413Lmao stupid old lady
>>152462413That’s sad :(
>>152462476>>
>>152462413>>152462434When I was in high school my parents used to wake me up to shovel my elderly neighbor's driveway. I was annoyed for the first 30 seconds of waking up but she was a really sweet lady and she would always make me some food for me to enjoy later. Usually either a coffee cake or ham loaf (I never ate this anywhere else but the one she made was delicious).
>>152462476no it's not she's a bitch who yelled at me for kicking her dog.anyway the leafs have turned a corner, watch the fuck out
>>152462541the fisherman would be seen in a better light if the era they came out in wasn't filled with dysfunction
>>152462497This is like what I imagine a 50 year old trying to troll would post
>>152462497why did you kick her dog samir
>noooooooooo we can't just give you a good design we have to try something neeeeewwwwww
>>152462562it wasn't getting in the pot
>>152462584Adding black to a uniform doesnt make it better.
>>152462584>we have...a new jersey...please buy it guys it's only $250...we have an exciting new color. it is...LE BLACK
>>152462601Buy the fucking jersey goy
The heated rivalry series said Buffalo sucks and their team too lol
>>152462642my dabres? :)
2 shit games today. Gary please do better.
There, you got your fookin trade, you woke zoomies with trans tendencies. Now what?
>>152462584I'm still not buying.
>>152462715Gary always saves his shittiest games for Friday. He wants us to go out and reproduce
tampon gay lgbtning
>>152462307Usually, he's a chick magnet.
>>152462715hes working hard of the Sabbath, so you better be grateful
>>152462715Fridays always don't have games
if steve dangle killed himself, i would:
>>152462880i didn't know dangling steve had such a hardcore fanbase
> OIL CHANGEHow 'bout that? You coping yet?
Only SHIT teams today
>>152462907>oil CHANGED
>>152462916We’ll be better off watching collegepuck
Which Canadian sports jersey would give me the image of a man who hates the NHL, hates the Stanley Cup, hates ice hockey, and hates Canadian hockey tradition?
eat fuck fernando
Injury Update: Victor Hedman will have a procedure on his elbow on Monday. He is expected to return in early February and play for Team Sweden in the Olympics.
>>152462934this nigga like clockwork. kek
>>152462934some soccer jersey from 'ronto or mah-rial
>>152462934Whichever one you wear when you kys.
it's an honest question
>>152462934You don't need a jersey. It's okay for someone like you to hate hockey.
>>152462966Please, let it be a province without a team in the damn NHL.https://www.canpl.ca/kits
>>152462979And what sport would be ideal for me, someone who despises and hates ice hockey and wants everything that's the opposite of the NHL?
>>152462627Please Gary, I want a Stars jersey for Christmas. I'm a nice Habs fan.
>>152462974We don't compared people against Price anymore, it's Fowler time. He took a shit the day of his first start. Know who else shit the day of their first start? That's right, Ken Dryden.The dynasty starts NOW.
>>152462974Honest retard
>>152462449Why do you Americans want Alberta to be a state so badly? Is their oil really that important to you?
>>152463005You should be a professional kys. Short, rewarding career for the rest of us.
Goldfish: ChedderMr. Noodle: BowlWater: Real Canadian BottledHell yeah
>>152462934>>152463005Fernando, you have to tell us why the fuck you're like this
>though I never thought that we could lose, there's no regret>if I had to do the same again, I would, my friend, Fernando
I'm simply looking for a Canadian sports jersey that gives me the image I want: a man who hates the NHL and hates ice hockey.But I want something from a province without an NHL team and from a sport that's the antithesis of hockey.
>>152463078good post
you should try being more positive
>>152463155I'm simply looking for you to kys.
Only idiots like ice hockey
yeah but that's no reason to be mean to us, being retarded is burden enough
>>152463198
>>152463198Are you a coke dealer from Alberta who moved to Costa Rica because of Trudeau
>>152463251I feel sorry for you, but the NHL is garbage and ice hockey is for idiots.I want a Providence where they never get a franchise in the NHL.
>>152463198point being?
>>152463307>>152463155>>152462990
>fernando fernandez
>>152463305what noskate does to a motherfucker, grim
>>152463198You should kys then.
>>152462974Leafs fans are doing the thing again
Dumba to >laffs, who says no?
>>152463198They're my best customers though
Are the Metro games worth playing?
>>152463378if they don't get played it really throws the season out of whack
I'm an alcoholic
>>152463078Yum
>>152463399save some fosters for the rest of us, bruce
>>152463408Yeah nah
>>152463399Drunk dubs checked
>>152463399At least you don't spend all day spamming about "raped bitch" and "chilly easter" and "bud1", get forced in to rehab for 21 days, sober up and then immediately come back and start getting plastered and spamming again. You havent hit rock bottom yet, you can still help yourself.
yeah mitch rules
>>152463431>he doesn't knowAnyway. Family member follows the Oilers. Gimme your best meme about them i could drop at Christmas n he would get it
>>152463399Check out your local AA
stephen mitch and copey are the Shawns of /hoc/
>>152463498
yo dawg, i heard how much you liked middle six forwards, so we made an entire roster of middle six forwards!
>>152463198is this true chat?
>>152463557>kakko and wright on the 3rd lineOfficially busts. How's the Joey D'Accord watch btw? Still a shoe in to be the USA Olympic starter? KWAB
>>152463597That team is making the playoffs and your shit team isn't kwab.
>>152463613The Sharks are ahead of them in the standings BTW
>>152463557kek what a shit team
>>152463626And your shit team btw kwab
>>152463068It’s more responding positively to the only group of canadians that don’t hiss and spit venom at us. That and not thinking canada or any other potential, hypothetical remnant of british north america is legitimate. Nobody cares about the oil; for those that care at all, it’s smoothing the friction of having an indistinguishable country at the northern border. They see alberta leaving as functionally the end of canada and the inevitable devouring of the rest sans quebec
>>152463597He’s well above average considering how shit his team is. He’ll go to Milan alongside otter and Hellebuyck
>>152463568Now tell me one country where soccer surpasses ice hockey in every way.If it's a country where soccer is practically a religion and ice hockey is practically unknown, even better.
>>152463698One problem. There was a poll done recently, and the majority of Canadians from Alberta don't want to leave.
lady collage is on
>>152463698Alberta, Sasquatchawan, and Manitoba are nice.We should take all three.
>>152463774you'd be doing us a favour, trust me
>>152463771Those Dartmouth ladies care more about internships than hockey
did you guys know my Fowler is the reincarnation of my Price?
>>152463819
Thinking take out for dinner lads
>>152463819quack
>>152463838Sad news about Ryan Strome
>>152463819>Montembeault is the next Price!>Dobes is the next Price!>Fowler is the next Price!Give it up, it's over.
>>152463830Chinese?
>>152463851They have some next dude Yevgeni Volokhin in the KHL to bring in after Fowler busts.
>>152463855Haven't decided haven't had a burger for a while...
>oilers finally make the big goalie trade>turn on real kypers and bourne>ARE THE LAFFS PLAYING OLIVER EKMAN LARSSON TOO MANY MINUTES?Kek, I hate this country
>>152463851>Montembeault is(was?) a good value player we picked up from waivers>Dobes has potential, maybe he could become Hasek 2.0 with enough time>Fowler is a Habs fan with the attitude of Patrick Roy, maybe he could replace Price one day if he develops properly
>>152463930
>>152463894Burgers and fries is always a classic combo
>>152463906>turn of leafsnet>get talking heads whining about laffs>how could this happen to me?
>>152460866>skinner and jarry are approximately equal in terms of stats>but jarry is older and makes $3m more>edmonton trades a guy who is older, makes more money, doesn't have chemistry/bond with the team>and to make the deal happen, also gives away a 2nd round pick, and one of their proven playoff DI see no part of this where edmonton actually got significantly betterExplain it to me
feels like somehow both pens and soilers lost that trade kek
>>152464014Still cant believe the oilers included kulak
>>152464014Skinner needed a new contract after this season and it was going to be a stupid amount because he's a UFA and Edmonton has no one else (Pickard is washed, Ingram is not yet rehabilitated, prospects aren't proven). Trading him now gives them certainty in the next off season
>>152463743You can kys everywhere.
>>152464034>>152463743Hockey sucksFinland is s shithole
Cope>soilers
Seems like Gary is suddenly desperate to get rid of the Away jerseys. Sucks for the teams who have better away jerseys than home, such as the Oilers, Jets, Ducks and Kraken to name a few.
>>152464083Nah they look nice but you're never getting food stains out of those white jerseys
>>152464083Sens should get rid of all their jerseys aside from Away.
>misa injured again >just 2 games in the ahl after not playing for a whole monthi see why the shorksfag was seething so much kwab
>>152464162You have no idea how much I'm seething.
>>152463771>>152463784
10 players have 40+ points going into this weekend:1. Nathan MacKinnon, 532. Connor McDavid, 483. Macklin Celebrini, 444. Martin Necas, 435. Connor Bedard, 425. Mikko Rantanen, 427. Leon Draisaitl, 407. Jack Eichel, 407. Nikita Kucherov, 407. Jason Robertson, 40
>>152463456just remind him that darnell nurse gets paid more than cale makar
>>152461976i think they still have to honor it until the promotion expires
>>152464234Every gm that paid a defenceman the same or more than what adam fox got around the same time is a retard. Nurse, Werenski, and I think 1 or 2 more got huge contracts around the same time
>>152464219MacKinnon has that dawg in him
>>152464284More like dick in him
>>152464292>>
>Heated Rivalry renewed for season 2What the fuck, I thought it was a movie
>>152464123True that, that's why I ended up getting caps home instead of away
>>152464292He’s a married man. His relationship with Crosby has changed
>>152463399AA unironically works if you work it
>>152460909wtf are you talking about? pens wins this trade hands down
>>152464371If you got a big dick let me search it
>>152464284Until the 2nd round of the playoffs and then it's all>Rantanen/Makar save me!
>>152464392Aves would be the cup favorite if they retained rantanen
>>152464336>Gay Hockey Porn: The TV Series Has anyone watched any of this? for science?
>>152464382Trading one shit goalie for another shit one is retarded
>>152464429no
>>152464371It got my older sister clean. She ended up marrying a guy she met there
>>152464443you clearly do not follow pens very closely. also trade includes other pieces too.
>>152464446oh thank god
>>152464469I know they fucking suck and can’t win a god damn shoot out
>>152464371just saw a Craig Ferguson monologue telling me as much, might be a sign
>>152463456Just wrap an empty box and tell him you got him a rolex (or something that size he'd have liked). But then you gave that to stan bowman instead to trade for something even better.
>>152464479retard
>>152464474i only watch hockey, archer and peter jacksons tolkien adaptations
>>152464499That’s you
>Skinner’s postseason experience helped Jarry trade make 'sense' for Penguins >Goalie, acquired in traded, helped Oilers reach Cup Final past two seasonsThe postseason experience of getting pulled in the middle of a series then sitting on the bench until the middle of the next series?
>>152464522>archer
>>152464569>rb
>>152464429I’ve seen people discuss it on my Twitter
>>152464554Dubas is such a fucking retard. Sad
>>152464576well, twitter is pretty gay
>>152464429No. Despite being bisexual I don't enjoy watching gay stories
>>152464589much like trb
>>152464607Most BL/gay stories are written by women t. Also closeted bi
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDD
>Bedard>Berard>McKenna>McKinnon>Petterssons>Sedins just happened to look exactly like each other and play on the same team in the same sportThis shit is a fucking show
>>152464623based retired chad
>>152460866Skinner is awful. WTF WHY
FUN FACT: Sam Poulin's father served me at burger king
>>152464686Cool
>>152464686like in a dance competition?
>>152464705it was cool
>>152464360In the sense that he has an official beard?
>>152464741how about you get back over to /cric/ before I helicopter my dick around and get 2 feet off the ground
Good evening you poor bastards
>>152464750how about i beat you to death and feed your corpse to a local moose so it develops a taste for faggot
The Umeå Birch Leafs will probably make the SHL for the first time in 25 years :D
>>152464728People with that michelin tire lip phenotype make me nervous
>>152464764we don't sign our posts here
>>152464780he looks vaguely finnish
>>152464727No, he meant he served him a burger meal at BKs
>>152464790was that supposed to be a comeback
>>152464775that is so exciting, unless you're Leksand or HV71
>>152464775Totally not scripted
>>152464835Yeah! But those teams are doomed for failure anyway>>152464837It really isn't, they've been top tier in Allsvenskan ever since covid. I'm excited for another snowbelt team to join the league
>>152464815Youre bringing a 6 speed to a drunk driving derby bud
>>152464764Ok, that line made me lulz, good work dundee
>>152464815if you wanted comeback ask if your mom has spit yet
basketball mentioned go raptors
Skinner is leaving!!??
>>152464868there's a real shortage of hockey-themed spider pictures
>>152464857Leksand have 4 titles, HV71 have 5 titles and 5 Le Mats so I get the feeling they'll be back before too long, not the first or last time they've been relegated And best of luck to your Leafs in the SHL>the Sweetest Hockey League
Another dire Friday schedule. What is Garys problem.
>>152464522shame how they cucked archer so bad
>>152464921
>>152464219wtf /hoc/ said necas was shit???
>>152464644I'm an elder zoomer. I'm never getting a pension
>>152464926This title count shit has to stop. Hockey was a different thing in the 60s and 70s
>>152464940Scheduling agreements sometimes have signing members take a down day to conserve TV ratings, and that is wrong It's just wrong, Gary>but I suppose that's fine if you watch ape'oop
>>152464976at least you owned the trannys who were trying to fight for a fair wage
>>152464686so how was your burger?
>>152464741no more bud sex for mackinnon
>>152464053are these claims true chat??
>>152464996This feels like cheating.
>>152464750there's nothing like having a helicopter session with the boys in the showers
>>152464985all of HV71 titles were won in the 21st century, dude >leksand hasn't much of a leg to stand on, though
>>152465013I felt a little guilty about posting that one, but this last entry is Solid Gold
Some anon the other night said he liked climbing up walls and another anon replied that he enjoys Spiderman too and the first anon told the second anon not to ever reply to him ever again and called him a retard, I don't get why /hoc/ has to be so needlessly mean sometimes
>>152465037it's beautiful
Damn Taylor hit the wall
>>152465039the internet is no longer a place where people come to casually hang out its a botnet infest shithole and the few remaining "people" here are determined to make you as miserable as they are.
>>152465039/hoc/ should be for frens :(
>>152464496kek thanks mate
>>152465039Yeah I can't even post what I'm having for dinner anymore without that "who asked" guy jumping on me or the canadian having a mental breakdown because I'm not talking about hockey
>>152465059She’s always been built kinda..odd.
>>152465110the mean people are probably just hungry. Best to ignore.
>>152465110what are you eating?
>Blackhawks and blues Shit teams shit game thanks Gary
I have a Dallas Stars truck and when I pick up my kid at school there’s always a dad in an avalanche hat and we just stare at eachother everyday
Gary
>>152465134an ol norris division rivalry sweetie
>a Dallas Stars truck So when are you challenging Denver to a drag race??
>>152465126just cereal
>>152465166basic but filling
>>152465161It’s a little more subtle than that but you get the idea. It’s just funny because we’re not in Colorado or Texas.
>>152465166and you wanted to post that?
>people just now realizing that /hoc/ isn't worth posting in anymoreEveryday I see a bit of hockey news and I come to post about it in /hoc/ and I scroll to the bottom of the thread and see what is going in and usually just end up saying fuck it
John Cena's last match tomorrow
>>152465141that's insanely cool. I should get a sticker for my team
>>152465207Well, then you're a quitter, and quitters never win, so there
>>152464940The Gary Waltz>Tuesday>Thursday>Saturday >Tuesday>Thursday>Saturday
>>152465218Honestly I’ve had zero bad interactions but a lot of funny or positive ones. It’s America so nobody is going to act deranged if you support a specific team
>>152465207You're not wrong. All of the schizo boogeyman bullshit ruined /hoc/
Go Blues!
>enter /hoc/>anons slowly realizing sticking their fingers in their ass and smelling it suddenly isn't so funny anymore>box jump my way out of /hoc/ knowing the healing is starting
>>152465248Is it me, or are all the schizo posters Canadian IPs?
gary is loyal to the almighty dollar
>>152465260it's still hilarious
Gary should make a coach get a girl pregnant then break in her house to grow the game
Why not just put all games on a streaming site without blackouts and charge $50 a month for it
>>152465301Coach Impregnate
>>152465302I'll include that point in next week's powerpoint deck to gary
>>152465301nhl coaches are proper members of society
>>152465305JEN
>>152465301Our coaches are good dudes maybe they drive drunk in a golf cart every once in a while
>>152465271It's mostly Samir.
>>152465305and there it is
>>152465302I get 95%+ of that for $12/month
eh chat, what game we watching?
>>152465378Keep in mind my idea is ad-free
>>152465379blows and bhawks
Imagine being the rags, Gary bettman gifts you a 1st and 2nd overall in back to back years, and both of them are underwhelming as fuck
> Stan Bowman doesn't sit still and do nothing.
>>152465391>gary controls the ballslotteries are fair faggot
>>152465302That's just Disney+ here. We don't get the postgame content though.
cool it with the antisemitism, homophobia and canada hate
DO post >rags>rags
>>152465391Drury is a retard for giving that contract to Lafreniere when he was clearly being carried by Panarin
>>152465420Ok but now I'm out of a job.
https://x.com/MargoMartin47/status/1999626324772639213?s=20
>>152465456
>>152465459Why are they wearing cowboy hats
1993 says what?
>>152465506>>152465459i'm genuinely scared orange man will try to temper with the olympics hockey to please the paki
>>152465516Retard
I got something you can temper right here
I got something you can please the paki with right here
>>152465428that's one of those where it will barely matter, either it works (unlikely at the time and almost impossible now) or the team is in sell everything mode in a few years
these gummy bears smell like a tire store
What is hoc's WPM?
>#mnwild has made a blockbuster deal with the Vancouver Canucks for Quinn Hughes. Believe Marco Rossi plus huge other pieces going the other way
>>152465557if true the Central a murder division
>>152465557>Believe it's Rossi, Buium and Ohgren
>5555
I’m going to watch the Gary slop this evening
>>152465555I used to be 110-120 but now I’m mid 90s
>>152465572Just like my IQ
>>152465555Nice digits. My typing speed is pretty good but my accuracy tends to suck. To answer your question? I don't know.
>>152465557Islanders were supposed to be getting him Lou misses again
>6 years to build an Olympic rink >still not done yet
>>152465557It's Rossi, Buium, Ohgren and a 2026 firstCanucks got a decent package for once
>>152465582You can test it herehttps://www.typingtest.com/index.php
>>152465557Damn, forced to talk about the mild
>>152465585>italians are lazynews at 11
Why even trade for Hughes when hes just going to go to NJ anyways
I really, really hope this isn’t happening.
Got today's wordle but it's not even a real word.
>>152465601Literally canucks cope for trading another star player away
>>152465585
lol canucks are somehow worse ran then the lames and soilers
>>152465587canucks won this trade
Zeev Buium (Hebrew: זאב בוּיוּם; born December 7, 2005) is an Israeli-American professional ice hockey defenseman for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League (NHL).
America gets stronger, Canada get weaker.
>>152464428they'd be a one line team still if they retained rantanen
>>152465617kaprizov couldn't play with him. dudes a huge antisemite.
I’d be scared if I was stars wild are becoming elite
This is like the 3rd massive decision the Canucks management group has done late on a Friday so no media would report on it until Monday.
>>152465617he's Israeli-American and he still doesn't shoot enough
>>152465655i think the roster freeze is on monday
>>152465655based, that why people are fired on Fridays so they can't come back and shoot up the workplace later in the work week.
>>152465655fast forward me to that confused old man jim rutherford press conference please
SpongeBob big guy pants ok
decent haul for the cantpucks
>>152465655Wow, they're just like me>>152465601Because you can have him for two playoff runs on a sweetheart deal
>>152465671i look forward to >mild posting when they still lose in the first round while he's there and then leaves to the debbies
>>152465671was it mandatory to trade 1 jew for another?
>>152465617This guy has future Ranger written all over him
>>152465671>buiumFitting
>canucks won the tradeYou don't win trades you are forced to make
>>152465671I am begging for a Wild fan to give me a debrief on these 3 guys, especially Buium.
>>152465693Somehow you got Rossi and Buium out of this.
>>152465695had a great wjc last yeardont know anything about him
Just got off a teams meeting with Gary’s interns and the big man himself, I signed and NDA, but what the hell, Stanley cup final this season will be panthers and oilers again, with panthers having home ice advantage, it’ll go down to game 7 and have 10 overtimes, with the panthers winning. Keep in mind though Gary was inhaling a white powder during the meeting.
>>152465693they got 3 first players drafted in the first round and a first round pick out of a situation where everyone on /hoc/ was saying hughes was going to walk to free agency for free.
>>152465701>manlet centre made of glass that is literally on IR right nowPerfect, he'll look great behind Chytil at the hospital table top tournament
>>152465701rossi is too small for this league. buium won't be a good player until 2030.
>>152465715>they got 3 busts and 1 future bustif you lose you win!
>>152465724dont worry the mild will lose to the avs in the first round and quinn will still sign with the debbies :)
>>152465643florida isn't that big
nuckies just made a power move for mckenna today. you move flamesies.
>Pettershit is still here
>>152465695>especially Buium.absurdly jewishentire family full of absolutely fucking retarded names
>>1524657244 busts for 1 bust is pretty good
DROP THE PUCK GARY
Remember when the Flames won the Tkachuk trade?
>>152465671gonna be great having three of the four best teams in the league in the same divisional playoff bracket
can a wild fan tell me how to pronounce that jews name?
>>152465774lol
>>152465756Might be Stenberg if McKenna keeps playing like ass
>>152465761Can't be any weirder than the jewish Hughes family who all demand to play together for a Satanic franchise.
>2 minutes after the start of the broadcast >puck has yet to be dropped
>>152465671>mild
>>152465778zEEv boo-yum
>>152465778rhymes with sheev bream
>>152465774they would have won if hoob didn't miss his bf barkov so much
>>152465786there's nothing weird about that at all
>>152465792But they fucking didn't
>>152465802>>152465802>>152465802
puke poos
>>152465805just like my islanders
>>152465774>Flames trade Tkachuk to Panthers for monster haul headlined by Huberdeau>The Calgary Flames have traded star winger Matthew Tkachuk and a conditional fourth-round pick in 2025 to the Florida Panthers in a blockbuster for Jonathan Huberdeau, MacKenzie Weegar, Cole Schwindt and a conditional first-round pick in 2025.It's the same fucking package>established player (Not good)>defenceman>bust>future 1st rounder>>152465792Yes, if they got good players they would have won the trade
>>152465671lol why
>>152465671That's kind of a ridiculous haul for a glorified rental.You're going to have him for one playoff run, he's gone before the trade deadline next season.
