Farewell sweet prince edition.../hoc/vious:>>152460564
Go Blackhawks!
these are are the only four teams over .500 in the league
minnesota going all the way this year
>>152465802Is that 3 captains traded in as many years?
/KRAK/
Vancouver traded >Bo Horvat>JT Miller>Quinn HughesFor>Marco Rossi>Aatu Raty>Filip Chytil>Zeev Buium>Liam Ohgren>Victor Mancini>2026 first
>>152465815Retard
>>152465826Don't forget Marcus Pettersson.
What is Shannon thinking right now?
>>152465826
the "author" who said that mckenna is falling out of the consensus 1st overall pick also said the detroit red wings and washington capitals were ahead of the minnesota wild as possible teams to land a trade for quinn hughes. ive never seen any non spam articles covering hockey suggesting mckenna isnt consensus foa.
>>152465843>Why do I have a woman's name?? WHY?!?!?
bud won
>>152465826Raty is known as the Finnish Connormcdavid in some circles
>>152465802Is he going to play by himself?
>>152465826All because they didn't trade Miller back in 2022
>>152465859that title belongs to barkov
>>152465865Yes, he's going out into the wild.
all this to lose to my based avies
to MILD?
bud did not 1
>>152465875
>>152465873I'd argue that Mcdavid is more of a cupless Barkov.
Spot on thumbnailhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqXRlhMBGgU
>>152465850Stenberg looks way more attractive as a first overall talent right now. Mckenna better get his shit together, and he's also shooting under 10%
So at first glance do I have this right.Rossi: a tiny 20 goal scorer. Most likely a good 6th forward if you have a solid top 6.Buium: a 20 year old promising offensive defenseman.Ohgren: average size, no offense forward. Looks like a throw in. 0 points in 18 games this year.1st round pick.I'm not impressed.
>>152465802AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MY NUCKIESSSSS
>mortgages you entire future to lose to the avs or stars in round 1 for a season>hughes walks away to poo jersey anywaywhat was billy's end game here anyway?
Odds he pulls a Rantanen and demands a trade in 10 games?
>>152465880>he's still cryingKWAB
Huberdeau = RossiWeegar = BuiumSchwindt = Ohgren1st rounder = 1st rounder
jen
>>152465900>he's still queering off
>Chiraq
>>152465859Nigga, Barkov
>>152465897he's got 1.5 seasons left on his contract, doesn't he?
>>152465850Corey Pronman? He's ok, it's just that the media for other sports would have ten or twenty of him with different ideas because we're a smaller sport and there isn't really that much to say about the NHL draft. More points good
Why did the devils trade for Jews?
>>152465891>buds falling for the elite swedish winger meme stillkek jen even
>>152465843about his upcoming eye surgery
>>152465896Trying to win before Celebrini or one of the other supertwinks activates godmode?
>Minnesota does this trade just to end up 3rd in the division every year regardless I don't get it
>>152465873>>152465914Raty has way more offensive potential
Will playing in Minnesota make Quinn Hughes happy?
>>152465896Oh wait, I was thinking of Minnesota. Canadian hockey derangement?
>>152465924Will McKenna please stand up then because Lawrence and Verhoeff also look like better options
i wonder why hughes didn't go to the east. did he play in minny?
has the nhl really reached a point that every trade from now on will involve one jew being traded for another jew? the nhl has completely fallen. its never been this joever.
McKenna is going to Columbus
Does this bitch on ESPN ever shut the fuck up
>>152465943He didn't have a choice. He doesn't have NTC or NMC and he can't sign an extension until July 1
>>152465943Hughes doesn't have trade protection. Management didn't give a fuck where they sent him as long as the package is good and it is.
>>152465934Raty will be out of the league in 5 years
>>152465951>shut the fuck upreminds me of what trb should do
Lmao choosing JT Miller over their captain Bo Horvat killed the Canucks
>>152465925>All those years of commentating on hockey and he'll finally be able to see the puck.#bless
Will the Blackhawks ever be good again
>let's trade one of the best players in the league that we wasted for a bunch of good players that we're also going to waste because Vancouver This fixes nothing for the Cantpucks
>>152465971Bedard and Celebrini are the new Ovi and Crosby
>>152465914barkov has no offensive potential he is literally a poormans patrice bergeon idiot
>>152465976
BARKOV!!!
utah bros don't take this away from me, I need this.
Logan Mailloux just RAPED the Chicago RAPEhawks with that goal
>>152465971No
>>152465994much like what bud did on 04/17/2022
>>1524658961.6 seasons
maybe the Maple Laffs should have been in on this, but maybe I'm just stupid
>>152465941kek remember when you did a mock draft like 5 or 6 years ago and got every single name wrong except for 1OA
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before but the blackhawks getting absolutely fucked by the refs AGAIN
Petterson trade when?
>>152465976HUH?
SHITcago
UH OH STINKY
>>152466024Surely the Canucks won't trade their newest captain.
>>152466024
chicago poophawks
Vancouver...won a trade?What the fuck?There's no way Minnesota didn't just kneecap themselves for a single playoff run with Quinn.
>>152466042>Vancouver...won a trade?Incorrect.
>The Canucks have known for a while Hughes wasn’t going to extend. Van believed their leverage was highest in Dec-Jan.>NJD were given a chance. Other teams in east had a chance. A week ago Guerin engaged and closed the deal.
>"Vancouver acquires : Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi, Liam Ohgren and a 1st round pick" - TSN Hockey
My Carolina Hurricanes could unironically bootyblast both these absolute SHIT teams in St. Louis
>>152466016lmao i remember that >>102794815
looks like the nuckies, the habsies, and the sensies are going to manage to go through 2 full tear down rebuilds before the flames even manage to get through 1 now lmao
>refs
Hawks always play down to their competition. Sign of a young team
>>152466073perhaps they struggle with bad teams because they themselves are a bad team
>>152466060
>sends the provincial rival into a rebuild>sends the other western rival into a rebuildOilyboys can't stop winning
>>152466045They got a real 1C and a young middle six d-man for a glorified rental that was gone the second he had the opportunity.
Doc Emrick could bootyblast both these SHIT announcers in the blues and Blackhawks game
>>152466060>>152466078KEK
>>152466077Theyre not bad. You’d have to be a clueless dipshit faggot that can’t skate to think that lmao
>>152466060>I remember this thing from 5 years agoThat's demonstrated work ethic right there. The guy who pays you should give you a raise
why must the central division be the house of horrors?
So which team is more cursed, Sabres or Canucks?
>>152466085you sound touchy about your bad team
>>152466077perhaps they should look at themselves in the mirror before they proclaim the other team "bad"
>>152466078
>>152466080What are the Oilers getting back when McDavid leaves?
>>152466091Dabres no question
>>152466048You're right.
>>152466081>a real 1C>5'9">career high of 60 points>3 career playoff points>>152466091Canucks lost the coin flip at the expansion draft, allowing Buffalo to draft Gilbert Perreault while they got Dale Tallon
No analingus but probably would have been different if I was Finnish
nuckies need cayden lindstrom
scaaaaar>blose
>bloos
>>152466091the sabres have drafted foa 3 times in their history the nuckies never.
UH OH, MISSOURIUH OH
>>152466105If you want to keep using EP40 then by all means, keep shooting yourself in the foot. All I'm saying is there is an option now.
>>152466098Remember when you fags said he was leaving this year? lmao get fucked. Draisaitl is the 4th best centre in Oiler history and he would be the clear best player in Canucks history
>>152466107when we were kids we used to play that plugged directly into the mains
that's what zoomers call a fight?
DOWN GOES MAILLOUX
Good fight between those kids in St Louis.
>>152466123we got a new king of the sandbox ova here
>>152466120Georges Laraque could heem both those shit players with one punch
Lmao Dach beat the shit out of him, that has to be humiliating. Put Mailloux on suicide watch.
kek
>>152466117surely all that success would mean he has more cups than the sedins or linden, right?
>>152465978He's won back to back cups and completely negates mcdavid
OK... she's bothering me now, I fucking hate E!spn>although I don't mind watching the game with the mute on
>>152466137was pat allvin fuckin drunk right then?
Canucks radio is getting ready to open up the phone lines. Should have some great seething.>https://www.sportsnet.ca/650/
>implying quinn hughes is a legit 1D
how to not get rapedoh shit this isn't google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqXRlhMBGgUlmao
>>152466152he definitely is. it's over, dylan.
>>152466152well hes won more norris trophies than any stars defenders no milly
Imagine getting beat by the Sabres so fucking hard you jettison Quinn Hughes immediately afterwards.Buffalo doesn't have a lot to be proud of the last 15 or so years but this is definitely a feather in their cap.Dab on 'em dabres
>>152466169jej
kwab
>>152466140>get to the SCF once every 18 years>most SCF lossess without a cup
>>152466172lol haven't seen that in forever
>>152466161He sounds so fed up with the team
>>152466167>>152466162KWAB dylan btfo again
>>152466172friedman said the deal was made last week but just wasnt finalized until today. so maybe the 4-1 loss to the mammoth was the back breaker or maybe the game where they beat the mild.
>>152466161lmao he big mad.
It’s funny how y’all are shitting on Dylan when he’s seen more success than your shit teams
Elias Pettershitter and his antics killed the Canucks
>Dylan>success
>skellerson
the retarded governor of minnesota
>>152466216It was the Succubus he married.
we want rutherford
>>152466234I'm thinking Sid is onto something with that semen retention strategy
>>152466016>Please ignore what I said about mckenna because of something from 6 years ago
when Skinner plays the Oilers he will get a shutout
Bedard finna breed this bedwench
does gary really just expect us to believe there were no trades all season long and then just suddenly two big trades happened on the same day for no reason at all??
espn is somehow worse than sportsnet
>>152466169jarry for skinner is crazy
>>152466250No, he'll let in the most embarrassing softies
>>152466152Uhhh he is
>>152466150Three guys in a row sounding like they’re holding back tears
i found the oilers trade... jarring. haha
>espn is somehow worse than sportsnet
>>152466284raped retard
>>152466222More success than the pisslanders you wish you were the stars
>>152466284Ban must be up
matt "the stuff" luff
>More success than the pisslanders you wish you were the stars
Turns out throwing a jersey on the ice actually works.
montgomery looks like an 70s buffoon in that suit
>"Carolina" Hurricanes>only controls one of the Carolinaslmao
>>152466319Fun fact: Tristan Jarry has one goalie goal.
>zee booum, liam ogrum>trading quinn hughes for fake players
BIIIIG hit at centre ice
>>152466319we don't count plays from when John Tavares was an Islander here
>>152466301Damn really showing the avatarfag
>scoreless third period in Glenn Falls
and buium goes the dynamite
>>152466344Hey now, don't mock Zeev. He's one of Gary's people.
Yeah, RIP
what an annoying anthem singer
>>152466359I really hope this trade leads to better treatment from the refs moving forward.
>>152466367That's all anthem singers
>>152466361Tkachuk is going over there to make sure it gets done
oh jen
>>152466349By that logic we don't count players when Mitch Marner was a laff
The only reason the Canucks took that jew player in return is so that they can't be accused of running the other jew player out of town at the behest of the a NDP
>>152466361this is going to be k i n o
>>152466375some of them are good, I like chicagos
>>152466353Dylan just destroyed him. Another feather in his cap after embarrassing copey and tbg.
>>152466397Who the fuck cares
>>152466361Did they remove some seating???
being dumped into the other team's bench must feel humiliating
>>152466361Reminds me of those decrepit soccer stadiums South Americans play in
>>152466407>removeAnon...
AJ from Hong Kong kek
>>152466417That guy with the 7 points was awesome though.
Any good games ?
>>152466426this saying Rutherford a genius is delusional.
>>152466436Not a one
>>152466436>>152466436No
quinn hughes? more like cringe jew
>>152466150>Rutherford knows something>fleeced New York, getting rid of that contract>then trading an undersized defensemen who didn't want to be here for 4 first round picksBased old guy.
>>152466436absurd question on a friday night
Dylan really got your panties in a bunch huh?
>>152466161>We should have gotten more, he still has a year and half left, he's not a rentalPure delusion from a desperate man and a desperate fanbase.Nucktards should be happy they managed to get a return like this, he's absolutely a rental. He's either being moved at next season's trade deadline or even over the summer if he's really committed to playing in Jersey.If he signs an extension then it's a lol lmao moment but as of right now they should be kissing Bill Guerin's ass.
could keeping bo prevented all this?
>>152466459>he's either being moved at next season's trade deadlinekek imagine if the haul was bigger than what they gave up.
Nucks? More like Sucks
Bill Guerin was abusive to the staff
Anal is the gayest possible option
at least demko is good
murphy just gave luff "the stuff"
As a devils fan I haven’t felt this relieved in a long time I’m so glad they didn’t do anything stupid
>>152466393Wish I knew enough about Vancouver to know if this is a real or schizophrenia
>>152466361It's almost completed. Nothing to worry about.
>nucks want rebuild>huges doesn't want to stay for rebuildwhy are people surprised?
Chances Quinn Hughes signs a long term contract with the wild ?
lmao John Cena fans calling in on Nucks radio
>>152466492see>>152466176
>>152466524about as likely as bud getting a human gf
>>152466513>why are people surprised?Because we drafted him, developed him, and gave him everything including the captaincy. He owed the city the loyalty that previous captains of the Canucks always had but was too much of a moody wimp to do it.
>>152466501The premier of bc said that he regrets hosting the Olympics in Vancouver as it’s stolen land.
>>152466533those are overrated
>>152466524He's going to want Kaprizov money.There's not a chance, even with the cap going up they'd need to shed someone significant.
>>152466534that's gen-z captain for you
>>152466361wow that looks pretty... awfuldang
>>152466534>Light the team on fire around him>City wants him dead every other game>On top of being expected to perpetually be a top five player in the league night after night they want him to be the ringmaster of the three ring tard circus>"I can't believe he wanted out, there's no loyalty anymore."
get used to seeing this, nucksisters
Glad the Canucks are never making playoffs again thats what their players deserve for making fun of the flames for never making playoffs again.
F L A M E SLAMES
>Unprotected 2026 first round pickWhat's the worst the Wild could realistically finish this year? First round exit?
he wont resign with the wilds
i am a member of the ESPNQIA+ community
https://youtu.be/WqXRlhMBGgU?si=TQIDNKJAaIhAm_4m
>>152465802Nuckbros status?
Quinn Hughes AND Joe Burrow next year wearing Minnesota colours
>>152466598Still has a other year on his contract
>>152466595>First round exit?That's the best possible finish for the Wild
another shit fight
man, that was some really sloppy shitBad fight, throw them out for being so poorly coordinated. Gary>i dare you
My sister and her boyfriend are home from college so I have to hide in my room again.
>>152466629thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>152466578shannon never threatened him, tranny.
holy kek the nucks got FLEECEDtybwild for taking him outta the pacific
>>152466632Sad
>>152466632Why don't you just fuck him to assert dominance ?
Incredible amounts of gayvoice on this nucks radio media call in show
>>152466632If you wear his face its not incest
650 the fan reporter asking the tough questions
>>152466665Allvin absolutely stumped trying to get through a non-answer.That was Jason Brough who does the morning show but they're doing an emergency broadcast at 7pm tonight.
thats jeets here dont care much for Hughes. their fav Canuck is always Pettershit
I feel bad for Arshdeep
oh good tyler myers back onto the top pairing of dman there is no way the flames are going to out tank >us now.
>>152466361SMALLER
Martin brodeur is the greatest goalie in the history of the NHL
>>152466678From what I've understood they see Pettersson as a sort of icon of the "Canadian dream" they imagine when coming here. You come to Canada, get an incredibly high paying job where you don't do anything, then marry a white blonde woman.
>>152466361What is this?
Well this is definitely one of the hockey games of all time
my krakies look like shit tonight desu
my rocket :)))
>>152466730always feels good to watch them beat the Marlies
>>152466691Arshdeep sounds like what a pirate would say when getting a peepee in his butt>ARRRRR she deep!!!!
i was mackinnon would medicate me
my flysies play the caniacs 2 days in a row
not so fast, assves
this canucks show is making me glad my team is a no-fans sunbelt garity case where the media doesn't ask tough questions because this shit is annoying
shannon is not holding back
starsies :)
>>152466761having a rape fantasy where you're both nathan mackinnon and yourself is something else
>>152466786He tries really hard to be impartial, at least give him this one.
>>152466786That’s a fucked up thumbnail Shannon needs to do better.
who do you want to have a heated rivalry with /hoc/
>>152466787Good luck beating both Wild and Avs
>>152466723Olympic arena on December 12, 2025. First women's game is February 5, 2026. First men's game is February 11, 2026
>>152466760what did you say when you got bud's peepee in your butt?
>>152466814No one>I dream of peaceful /hoc/ where we can all shitpost with each other and coexist and stuff
>>152466839Please shut the fuck up and notice how the thread is significantly fucking better when you aren't posting
i dream of a peaceful /hoc/ where i don't have to skip over every fourth post like i'm skimming past banner ads because it's made by a brain damaged rape victim who can't write a single god damn thing worth reading
>canucks continue to fill their future with more soft eurosWhy the fuck does this retarded franchise continue to do this? When are they gonna learn? Lmao
>>152466839>just wanna post with le lads>reports everyone raped retard
need that hero to get the plane with the #allvinout banner up again
>>152466880Their team is a perfect example of the political landscape of the city. Dis functional cuck clown show filled with soft Euros and American plugs.
>>152466906where are the rich asian girls in school uniforms
>>152466768Now let see their center depth
KRAKIESSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Was anyone even expecting Minnesota?That was the most shocking part to me.
krak'd
>>152466906but they dont have jason robertson...
>>152466906>Their team is a perfect example of the political landscape of the cityArshdeep is only 4% of the Canucks roster.
>>152466923i only remember people saying debbies and wings
Marchment hell yeah
Trump gave medals of honour to the 1980 miracle on ice team lol how pathetic
>>152466946how many medals of honor does the summit series team have oh yeah zero kwab
>>152466691Arshdeep is the kind of shitter who has a random 60 point season on the worst team in the league because someone has to be on the first line and PP1
>>152466956We won the 4 nations
>>152466923he was on a team friendly deal without a nmc/ntc that any contender could afford i honestly dont know how people narrowed it down to only a few teams.
>>152466966
it’s crazy how well the stars are performing. Blew my expectations out of the water, we’re definitely going all the way this year.
>>152466923Elliotte Friedman said he was kicking himself for not predicting Minnesota since Bill Guerin is such a crazy GM.I'm shocked too he went to a west coast team.
>>152467006Maybe Allvin thought it would be funny to toss a hand grenade into the Central.
>>152466970Damn straight
>>152467024In theory Minnesota has to make it past Colorado and Dallas (or win the division and get past only 1 of them) to make him look bad
Nucks should trade for lafreniere the girlboss assistant GM was his agent when he was supposed to be good
why did gary make the nhl like the nba with a few power teams at the top and then just 20+ teams of steaming garbage that the average person cant even name a few players on.
>>152467065
>>152465826this was a definite WIN for the canucks obviously
Hughes for Rossi Hahahaha hahahagaga Whens Vancouver kill itself
>>1524670655 teams won the cup between 1968 and 1988.
Canucks traded kuzmenko hunter busteritz a first round pick for elias midholm
>>152467100
bedard continues his spicy ways
>>152467103I don't have a problem with that trade. If Elias Pettersson wasn't shit in that playoff run they definitely beat the Oilers and probably make the finals. Even without Demko.All of Millers seething over Petey was after he completely checked out that playoff run. And once Miller left Hughes checked out as well.>inb4 injured
>>152467103why dont you remind /hoc/ how huberdeau is working out
Whenever I hear the name mammoth I just think of a mammoth sized bbc and I drool over the thought of getting blacked by a stud
i really don't care about vancouver or minessota tbqh
>>152467130>labs
>5'9 centre Oh my lawd
>>152467142currently, hes been heating up
>>152467142Hoobs heating up
>>152467163few people do -_-
wait who is taller rossi or dustin wolf?
>>152467174>>1524671760 playoff appearances
>>152467166Both Rossi and Buium are undersized. For a team that traded for Zadorov you'd think they'd know that size is the most important thing.
>>152467163I care about the Minnesota Frost because they're the evil chud team
It’s another round of non playoff teams fans shitting on eachother while the leafs quietly dab on the league.
Just watched Shannon's Steve Dangle tier meltdown
point 3
What is Larry's take on all this?
Dustin wolf is 5-foot-5 and he’s been decent.
>>152467185Laffs aren't even in a playoff spot
CONNOR DED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
general reminder the laffs would be in last place if they played in the metro
>>152467181thank you garyalso cup or bust
>>152467195He has been exposed
betard is hurt uh oh
>>152467166Brian Boyle was only NBA small forward-sized
>>152467202>albortion>plebbitorpottery
>>152467189No gaudreau?
>>152467214johnny was five nine
Sent my wife to her mother's so I can wank to the Canucks implosion in peace
>Bottom 5 in the league>All west teamsReally makes you think.
>>152467197Red wings and habs are negative goals against. Theyre dropping out of playoffs.
Out shot the opponent and not a single power play. Dach cross checked in front of the next. Betuzzi tripped. Dirty hit on Bedard at the end. Had to listen to some fucking monotone hag cunt all game. Just so typical. Utterly disgraceful. Congrats refs.
>>152467189>shrimp?
>>152467227Sorry, Gary needed St. Louis to get a win
Shannons crashing out
>>152467213Point a game defenseman for 3rd line centre scratched in the playoffs 3rd pairing defenseman Magic beans Late first round magic bean Good trade chong
Wild lose: midget who missed the 1st third of this season after signing a deal, jew dman, 4C, late 1st, get: jew dman who is betterTell me how to feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!
It’s sad how Utah has no fans here. Even the coyotes had like 2. YUMA Chad deserved a team.
>>152467227thank gary for all of that buddy
I am no longer allowed to insult the state of hockey.
>>152467236lmao enjoy getting raped by the mild now too mitch fucking seethe harder faggot
Teams that get 0 (zero) power plays in a game are 6-3-2 this year
guess i better cancel my order for those rossi, ohgren and buium jerseys. sorry gary.
Mitch lost to tbg and doxxed himself like a clown.
>>152467240I loved April a ot
>>152467246Lmao, oh you bubbling
Just put in my order for rossi, ohgren and buium jerseys. Thanks Gary!
the soilers are trying so desperately to make the nuckies mishandling of quinn hughes hide their gross incompetence of mcmeme and draisaitl right now. sad really. this is basically like winning a cup for them.
>>152467258bunch of drama queens
>>152467267big difference our stars actually want to stay here and we make the finals lmfao.
Trevor Linden was right all this time and nobody listened to him back in 2018
>>152467265ohgren is an ahl lifer
mcdavid really wants to stay a soiler for his whole life that is why he signed a 2 year contract.
Why didn't they just trade the euro centre who is shit? Why trade Miller and Hughes?
>>152467226And the laffs are the laffs
can't really process either of these teams as "real" when they are playing each other
>>152466923Doug from the Puck Podcast did on this week's episode.
>jenyuckola
>>152467271Huh? 97 signed a two year contract, hes getting traded this off-season lol
>>152467279little bit grim
>>152467271This is what makes me seethe. The Oilers didn't deserve that two year sweetheart deal from McDavid, but he's a real captain and respects what Edmonton did for him. Meanwhile the incompetence from European ownership and management has made what should be a destination city for all players an embarrassment of a franchise.
how can teams be real when the puck aint real?
>>152467275Qrd
>>152467278>lifertechnically not since Billy G keeps, scratch that, KEPT trying to get him on the active roster.
Bedard may have just separated his shoulder
>>152467301Noooo he was supposed to play no defence and make us lose in the Olympics
>>152467301Maybe his mom should have let him eat a hamburger and that wouldn't have ever happened.
Kraken pissing me off with this shit offense. Gifted all these fucking shots but not one fuck can get in front of the net for a rebound.
still gonna post this pic even though he plays on >my team now
>>152467301goes with his torn hair and prolapsed turdcutter
Flames gonna make a charge for playoffs based
>>152467311Do you have any Zeev Buium material?
>>152467301At least we got to see him at his full powers for 2 months. Too bad his career peaked here.
>>152467301Lmao that's what you get for hiring Lame Lambert
>>152467296He wanted the team to go full tank, trade off absolutely everyone. Aqualini and Benning kept on with this retool bullshit that's been sputtering the team for the last decade.
But Oct 7th was a tragedy
>>152467315not really, i don't usually make fun of my favorite team, but now...
>>152467297yeah only cuz everyone was hurt
>>152467301Hopefully he doesn't get Klefbom-ed
>>152467296he was fired because he said the team needed to fully tank and rebuild so aqualini hired a yes man in benning to replace him
>>152467314i heard hoob is about to get red hot
pipah
>>152467334Oh well that worked out
>>152467324only because it wasn't more successful
How can I get a job as a yes man?
>>152467344Do you have some nepotism potential?
>>152467344Suck the right dicks. Trust me, nothing worse than sucking the wrong dicks
>>152467331injuries happen. not everything is a video game where you turn off injuries and penalties and the commentators because they annoy you and the fans because they boo your players for dirty hits on the opposing team's star plays maaaaaaaaaaaaan!
>>152467344You say no if they ask if you've been drinking
Kadri to the stars
>>152467356We got a professional over here
>>152467344anything with real boomers involvedthey like when you just nod and smile
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McShit>McSissy>McTantrum>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>152467340still really nothing like getting 4 straight firsts and still being as successful as the nuckies thoughbeit, mitchell.
>>152467364he finally did it huh? based. i'm sure his pedophile moon god will welcome him with open pedophilic arms.
>>152467301>falls down injured from a lil shoveKWAB
'EADS!!!>gg, Hammers
>>152467375Oh he having a melty
>>152467356i was ok at a white collar jobi gor soft fired but i think it was because i was browsing 4chan (blue boards) and drinking at workfuggg retards on /biz/ almost convinced me to buy bitcoins at 0.25 $
>>152467384I thought trevor linden was swedish for years
Based move by Billy G to get Hughes/Faber acquainted in time for the Olympics.
>>152467378Islam makes more sense than Christianity.
>>152467401>yeah, butkwab
He looks drunk Said Hughes asked out a year ago lmao
What went wrong, bros?
>>152467404this retarded goy is a great gary plant keeping the canucks shit and ran by retards
>>152467404Retard should have traded Miller in 2022 since then Miller has>cost the canucks Horvat>ruined Pettersson>cost the Canucks Hughes>been traded to the Rangers where he is now being a cancer whine to his coach to get on the US Olympic team despite playing like shit
Billy should have demanded Boeser too kek
Cmon social media kid, you can't use that face for the thumbnail
>>152467401Source?
>>152467417Jesus I didn't even think of that. Boeser had a chance to go home to the Wild just a few months ago but decided to stick it out with his friends, only for Hughes to go there.
>>152467419Christians believe Jesus was the son of god with marvel superpowers. Islam believes he was a prophet.
>>152467418Someone asked him of the team had a culture problem and he looked confused and then the reporter got snippy with him lol
>three protestant MVPs in a rowgrim
>>152467426we believe Jesus IS Lord actually
>>152467426They also think jesus performed miracles tho hoss
>>152467406Aquilini sends his regards whenever he needs to ruin other people's day.
>>152467432Ok britta curl
>>152467427even he knows the locker room was toxic
Hughes got traded? That's...wild
Canucks fans will never be this happy ever againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VUAjpcxiso
>>152467443no lie this might be the post that saved /hoc/
Just saying I’m religious but if I was I’d be Muslim. Not sure if I’d be sunni or shia id have to do more research.
I believe that Islam is gay cause BBQ pulled pork sandwiches are blessed and holy, and also cause they go great with a cold beer >And also, men shouldn't wear dresses unless they're gay or an artist or something
>>152467413and to think, if the pumpkin patch incident never happened the canucks would have likely won the cup by now
>>152467374great list pedro
>>152467401To be fair, trinitarianism and human sacrifice were Greco-Roman innovations
if Bedard has to wear an arm sling I'm not sure he has the intelligence to survive day to day life
>>152467455Qrd?
>>152467455This might have been the "Harambe" moment for the Canucks.
Guys just be jewish thats the answer
Vancouver canucks press conference finished and auto-played into a monotone youtube guy talking to me about Hua Guofeng
>>152467455checked
>>152467472>Hua's legacy is often reduced to the Two Whatevers: "uphold whatever policy decisions Chairman Mao made, and unswervingly follow whatever instructions Chairman Mao gave."[24] maybe the algorithm knew something...
>>152467404even he's having difficulty processing all the shit that has occurred
>trading your only good player for a shoot jew and an italian manlet
>KRAKEN CAN'T SCORE IN A LITERAL 5-ON-2Hahaha holy fuck
pumpkin patch mentioned.
>>152467466When JT Miller went to the pumpkin patch with his family one fall afternoon a bunch of angry fans yelled at him and his family cause his ice performance was not doing so great. It was the first domino to fall in this tragic chain of events that left us here.
goddamn kraken can't score for shit
>>152467481>>152467472JEN
>>152466326When did Ted move to Wyoming?
the pumpkin patch is the Foley vs. Take Hell in a Cell of lore
>>152467493psstt, they just scored.
my krakkies are shit and run by a retard :(
>>152467406Vancouver looked so good then. Can't imagine actually falling this team, would probably have taken a header off a bridge by now.
KRAKIESSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTO TIE THE GAME
>>152467513Whatever you say, Giuseppe.
WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT
>>152467523Still waiting on this "soon" part.
marchment hatty incoming
American Jew for an American Jew.We call those lateral moves.
>>152467523they get paid millions, and I contribute towards that. I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT TO THEM!
>>152467531I call it a wash trade
>>152467525>wiches are blessed and holy, awhy is she pregnant
>>152467497No way. Vancouver fans. Kek.
mountain chads!
>bedard got hurt BEFORE getting touchedholy LEL A FUCKING STICK LIFT DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER
>>152467510And it can't erase the fact that they had a 5-on-3, where a defenseman then broke his stick to give them a 5-on-2, and couldn't score.
>>152467523Hahahahqja
>>152467545BASED
>>152465802Is he worth 4 First round picks? One of which is certified not a failure.
>>152467546'ack 'brini would never
>I saw JT miller at the farm I work at today, people need to stop>I saw him today at the pumpkin patch I work at today. >He was with his family and looked pretty tired and stressed. >I left him alone because he is with his family. >Some 'fans' went up to him yelling at him and chirping him when he was with his kids. >It needs to stop. >Lets save the comments for when they are on the ice or at work, leave them alone in public.
>>152467532I like to wait until a player is with their wife and children in public before I call them fucking fucks, loudly
>>152467555CHECKED Bedard is the inferior zoomer
>>152467548its 2-2 anon...get over it.
>>152467554>Ed from Eaganed moved to hudson
>>152467558This is amazing
need huggy
takagi spotted
>>152467545The appalachian "mountains" do not count and calgary is in redneck fucker farmland get the fuck out of here.
NooooooooooooooPostgame tonight, CHI coach Jeff Blashill said Bedard won’t play Saturday…update likely Monday. Called it a “freak accident.”Hopefully not as bad as it looked
>>152467565Don't worry, plenty of time for them to shit the bed. May net themselves a loser point at least.
*blows up the canucks*
Who will be Canucks captain now. When will they trade him?
>>152467582JEN
>>152467582jen
shut the fuck up about the goddamn pumpkin patch
>>152467545I'm just not feeling Mountainous tonight bros.
>>152467565...
Yeah lets talk about the flames insteadHubs is heating up rn fr
>>152467582What if those fans never harrased JT Miller at the pumpkin patch?
>>152467598>>152467598>>152467598NEW
>>152467597heard he's orange hot entering the red threshold
>>152467566>from, past tenseI AM ED and I moved to Des Moines in stupid fucking iowa, not texassI am not sure about the trade yet but I am glad we got rid of the israeli.
>>152467344anything in politics
>>152467575Oh steves having a melty
>>152466534You're right, he should've been a better captain, like Mark Messier.
>!h!<
